In Store Shopping vs Online Shopping | SquADD Cast Versus | Ep 22 | All Def

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This week we debate:
Sausage Dancer vs Skilled Singer
Sausage Patties VS Sausage Links
In Store Shopping vs Online Shopping
What other topics should we talk about?.
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[@kortlendunst3982]

Someone cracks on CP "I like that, i like that..." That's a windup for the joke that's finna body you

[@jlavelle24]

Facts!!!

[@SilverSkywalker]

😂😂😂😂

[@21imNotaStar]

Or he will say “that’s funny”

[@laugh_til_ithurts]

Facts 😭😭😭 they need him on here more, he was killing the whole episode lol

[@angelh6345]

I love when Cp says that lol I know someone soul about to removed with his roast 🤣

[@halloween482]

CP is so funny, I wish he was in more videos. He's so underrated.

[@lovelyone0509]

He made this episode hilarious. I haven’t laughed this hard in Versus in a while

[@tns2410]

No, he’s not. His jokes take too long and he’s not funny 🥴🥴

[@quintunm310]

TN S stop the cap

[@mac1vzw72]

@@tns2410 Yess his jokes are too long. He cant even say the whole joke without stuttering. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@tdomonique504]

Facts!!

[@jakespaceman2135]

Never and I mean NEVER cut off CP when making a joke....he’s literally the BEST ROASTER I EVER HEARD

[@jaystoner8590]

He can't fuck with Craig tho

[@deanokanome]

JAY STONER wtff 😂😂 you trippin. Craig not that funny to me

[@Alex__Blocker]

DOLLADOLLABILLYALL kap 😂

[@chefkush5479]

Cp takes the win for me Craig funny af but cp jokes be perfect 🤣🤣

[@chefkush5479]

They the two goats of roast me for sure

[@DeeL3]

Kudos to Kev for trying to let other people talk - no sarcasm intended. He would start talking, someone else would, and he would say "oh go ahead". Good effort.

[@ninjaman815]

Why is Kev’s signature move taking off his shirt

[@Hatedj]

Actually that Doe boys move... He just borrowing it til he come back

[@Senwot2000]

Because Kev wants to be Terry Crews so bad 😂

[@frenchryah221]

He needs to find a new one

[@ghuff7482]

Never seen this behavior in a black man. Bi mabe. Kev as he is now is not a jock.

[@ghuff7482]

I have yet to see a comment on this crazy Kev who does that

[@mortalbaelien7707]

CP NEED TO GO ON BLACK BLASPHEMY. TONY TOO

[@cutepie390]

Yesss!! lol weird question but how does it feel to have a Scorpio rising?😭I only ask because I have a Scorpio moon and it’s lowkey torture

[@mortalbaelien7707]

Erin crumer its my most accurate sign. i resonate with it most.

[@tysarahreid556]

When Meg said Tahir’s measurements are “thick by chunky” I HOLLERED!!! 😂😂😂

[@elroyjetson6380]

Meg is a beast

[@kingjb554]

@@elroyjetson6380 people be hating on her and she don't deserve it

[@BabyDollLayla]

Time stamp?

[@MrSurfer432]

CP made everyone uncomfortable with those Luther jokes! “Send someone’s father back here” LMAO!! CP wild for that. 😂😂

[@reneauk6956]

WILD

[@alwaysm.i.a10]

😂😂😂 Right they were trying to be PC but he wasn't being homophobic with the joke. There's a huge difference.

[@cinnamonQ]

😭😭😭

[@Mzdedeo]

alwaysm.i.a. They were definitely scared he was about to hop the fence on them though 😂😂😂

[@emmamccoy8381]

It was the combination of a song about losing your Father and the joke that was a bit much for ME. OAN: CP is hilarious and he's always ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ilubyou13]

Having CP on this was a breath of fresh air. And the topics are so mild but they make it so entertaining 😭🙏🏽

[@negusdawoo]

Fyne

[@TeLeea_MaRay]

They had to get CP cuz Tony don't like them 🤦🏿‍♀️😂 damn It's hilarious to me they have all these jokes about tahir not bein able to talk but he does the ads 🤦🏿‍♀️😂

[@littlerocker22]

Nah he just doesn't like how they talk over each other hes still in other segments with them

[@TeLeea_MaRay]

@@littlerocker22 barely

[@mealanton416]

Tony always like..its just to much. Tahir getting 💰 with ads

[@jlavelle24]

And Doboy is on vacation. Kev said that in his podcast yesterday.

[@QsQueue]

But how many takes does Tahir have to go through is the true question lol.

[@adrianwilliams2548]

Y'all should do Walmart Vs Target Ross Vs Marshalls Kids parties vs Adult parties 😂😂

[@keishanorris9733]

I like Walmart vs target

[@plantbasedbri_]

Send this to Tahir Instagram they don’t take these from comments

[@itsjustin6140]

Fax

[@cassylogan6981]

I’d pick: Walmart Marshall’s And no parties cause I don’t have friends 😂😂

[@dilliousdallious]

Do you mean kid’s parties as an adult or when you were a child versus an adult party now?

[@darianborneo2236]

The most iconic thing about Tyrone is that the whole song is improvised

[@solitairedoll]

Darian Borneo YES. People completely forget this.

[@macthesmac]

Did not know that

[@ChristinaQueenHeart]

Absolutely and it became so popular it was released lol

[@Gamervibes08]

Learn somethin new every day!

[@KeishaCharmaine]

Yup that’s why she accidentally said “Jim, James” when that’s the same person when you think about it 🤯

[@allietone20]

CP straight said he thought his gums was gonna protects his teeth

[@lovelyone0509]

😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@kennerson85]

I can’t get pass this part to safe my soul, I keep replaying it !!

[@itssawida]

Took me out!!

[@reddsmoke904]

And he said it so calm 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@spiritledpoetess394]

I floated my phone in the sink!

[@JaylaSnickerz123]

not even a minute in and Kev taking his shirt off 💀

[@user-sx7xn9td3n]

I thought you were exaggerating a bit but sho’nuff, at like the 0:53 mark he let it go 💀

[@JaylaSnickerz123]

J Z like clockwork 😂

[@missshannonsunshine]

LOL as soon as I read this, he took his shirt off

[@saiiubin4233]

Jo Ferris ll

[@ghuff7482]

Nobody does that. Mabe he do that at home.!!!!???

[@johannes.290]

Dancer here!: Dancers grow out of dance because your body is only good until a certain age. Most dancers retire around 30-40 (Ex: most ballet dancers have a career till their mid twenties). Singing doesn't really have a maximum age so singers have longer careers. Therefore, being a skilled singer is more advantageous

[@ericsilkworth6248]

Its so hilarious when they all compete to get their jokes out the fastest 😂😂

[@BiggHead_T]

“Send my father back here. Oh he ain’t here. Send somebody else’s father back here “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro

[@stephenperry4537]

Pat look like Riley when gangstalicious sent him that gear 🤣😂😂

[@FirstYouLove]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

I’m high key scared to make a joke around CP, only person who could fight back is Patrick but not even today lol

[@karinwall999]

Eww. Pat is not funny. He's weird in that he knows sooooo little about basic common life events.

[@BabyDollLayla]

46:06-46:27 When CP said “I just always imagine you having the kind of gums that can come down and to protect your teeth if they needed to” so calmly to Tahir…. OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@natinal]

The one "thing" that makes a conversation great is forgetting what the "topic" was about.

[@NaturalJournee]

When he said 'he was tryna dance with errbody daddy' I died!!💀💀

[@ericd2255]

“Send my father back here” “No, send someone else’s father back here” CO had me dying early 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀

[@kortlendunst3982]

CP literally has me crying with his jokes!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@QUADacityLyfe]

I thought CP was about to be annoying. This is the most I've laughed on Squadd Cast Vs. Good one

[@hanaj]

He has been killing it on Tahir’s Zoom hangouts. The other day he wasn’t there and it was horrible. Then CP came in and tried to save it.

[@kingkwakster501]

This was the most I have laughed as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Senwot2000]

I sent the Sausage Patties vs. Sausage Links suggestion to Tahir. I will take credit for the hilarious debate and giving the Squadd the first ever 2x unanimous decision episode!! 😂

[@KingTerrell]

@@Senwot2000 Links all day

[@ahmedezzaki8607]

Why would it be annoying he’s killed it on everything he has been on he a cool dude who happens to be hilarious

[@drakesdadsmustache]

Quantrell got Pat posture all messed up been blowing his back out all quarantine🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@bagsnatcher5628]

This is never gonna not be funny😂😭💯

[@Canyouleavemealone.]

I swear☠️

[@curtmarshall5961]

He talking about zoom he know that ain’t got nun to do with it he been getting his hair pulled😂

[@drakesdadsmustache]

Curt Marshall that’s from all that arching his back🤣😂💯

[@The876tiffany]

Haaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fun-neeeeee!!!

[@hoodreviews9520]

CP funny as hell man😂😂😂bruh be killing on everything he on.He Underrated af !!!!

[@Senwot2000]

When Kevin leans forward and rocks backwards, he throws the Earth off its axis...

[@tamerilee]

STOP 😭😭😭😭

[@MsDacie]

🤣😂

[@tigerhoods7927]

😂😂😂

[@ghuff7482]

Never understood that. No one else does it. Hyper cant be still

[@Broseph359]

Man, who else saw Kev’s great taste response the other day? He even talked over himself 😂

[@jamieissorry99]

he turned into a Disney villain 😂😂

[@drakesdadsmustache]

I said the same thing yo. I’m like give yourself a chance to speak🙄💯

[@NiGaThE]

Lmfao y’all funny

[@beesee4768]

The man of a 1000 voices

[@kismetj5450]

Yes, I always wonder why he gives DoBoy a hard time for talking over people but he does it, often. Hell in the video he did it to himself several time.

[@reddsmoke904]

"I always thought you had the gums that come down and protect your teeth" bruh when i tell you i cried 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@jlavelle24]

Yo we need more CP on here. That Tahir gum joke at 46:04 killed me Bro 😂😂😂. Like I had to pause because my stomach was hurting from laughing!

[@Kashiroymaru]

He had Patrick throwing his head back laughing with that joke.

[@breannamaiden9970]

My head hurts from laughing omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KaylaQuenice]

Tyrone is the boyfriend’s friend she would call whenever he would mess up! Lol so Tyrone already know his friend ain’t sh**.lol

[@KP82457]

Tyrone is Kev,lol

[@dannyb1271]

CP be killing me man that gum joke had me weak 😭😭

[@islandqueen8195]

😂😂😂😂

[@NicknameAarie]

I keep replaying it in my head

[@quintunm310]

Cp needs to be a regular for this this is hilarious

[@coolin4now]

"You good?" *sniff* "What's up?" Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣

[@kenmukasa]

CP had so many quotables 🤣🤣 that one line about Tahir's gums had everyone dead, hilarious episode. Thanks Squad!!!

[@LamishaHollywood]

I’ve never laughed so hard at an episode!!!!!! CP is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

[@tdomonique504]

Y’all need to have CP on more often

[@CG-of9sh]

Meg worked for PWC? Let’s hear more about that, Meg! You can add a financial segment to Mommy Needs A Break

[@steveysteve1893]

Pat was talking about the “brown n serve” breakfast sausage

[@highwayjay7797]

You right I couldn't think of it but ate so much of it myself lol

[@cupcakejonez7923]

Stevey... Brown n' Serve used 2b the bomb.com oh yeah baby. I wouldn't touch it these days but I definitely ate em growing up. Have a good day & be safe.

[@dilliousdallious]

Stevey Steve I eat those everyday 🙌🏽

[@bnadira212]

That's what they are 😂

[@MetanoiaTarot]

Sausage Dancer vs Skilled Singer. I can’t wait for this!

[@ninjaman815]

Tahir was thinking about sausages while writing this

[@RoddyRodbb]

You can tell Pat never lived in a cold state lol

[@beesee4768]

Pat hasn't done a lot of things. He comes off hella sheltered.

[@karinwall999]

I question if Pat has lived on earth long. He's got strong opinions about things he knows nothing about.

[@karinwall999]

@@beesee4768 or oblivious to the world around him.

[@marcusdailey]

What's up with the thumbnail 💁🏾‍♂️, I didn't think it was the new episode for a sec though🤦🏾‍♂️😆

[@aaliyahmarie6032]

sameeee 😭

[@CG-of9sh]

The description also says sausage dancer vs skilled singer lol it’s early in CA

[@Jaedreaminn]

@@CG-of9sh it does 😂😂😂

[@arriibacon531]

Sameeee 😭😭

[@marcusdailey]

@@CG-of9sh 😆😆🤦🏾‍♂️T.T.T. aka Tongue Twisted Tahir must've edited this

[@kingjb554]

The way CP just completely turned the tables on Tahir's bass roast, and then continued to annihilate him for the rest of this episode

[@TheChocolatecream83]

It's something about Patrick's hard laughs that make my day but the one @ 46:11 touched my spirit. He took me out🤣😂😂. I swear I played it back at least 6 times

[@reddsmoke904]

Yeah his hard laughs be killing me 😂😂😂

[@shaughnv89]

The funny thing is me and Pat are the same age, but I still know the references everyone brings up

[@LadyZodiac76]

shaughnv89 It’s interesting I was having a conversation with my children (28, 21 and 20) and I was telling them it’s so sad that they don’t pay attention to things that happened before their time. I’m 44 and I paid attention to everything growing up from my grandmother (1923) era to the stuff my mom (1961) was doing. I feel sad for the younger generation! Kudos to you for paying attention! 😉

[@nick6092]

CP needs to be in every episode

[@nofearatall7077]

I salute Tahir for not giving up on his Joke for bout 5 mins

[@candacethecreative]

My favorite part is Kev and Pat both being comatose @ 46:26 from that gums joke. CP is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redboy09100]

This dude CP is definitely the funniest. He's a natural!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghuff7482]

Yep

[@NishantChettri]

The only thing that makes Mondays bearable!!

[@TooFeisty]

When CP said that line about the gums coming down to protect his teeth, we all leaned back and laughed.

[@juno8razi146]

Hats off to Tahir for rolling with that tooth prop joke til it landed😂

[@RoddyRodbb]

Them backtracking to how they got from dancers to turtles is literally what I do the whole time watching them lol

[@dlordiedagod942]

I have never heard Patrick laugh so loud Before 😂💀

[@jonathankeyes4577]

Is nobody gonna mention how it says "Sausage Dancer" in the description 🤣🤣

[@kaiyah73]

Phuq y'all! I drive a Subaru Outback and belong to a group of black women who own them in Charlotte.

[@Supreme718]

Lmmfao!!!!! -G.O.D.

[@themaster804]

Y'all foreal got a club?

[@nobodyofinterest95]

Wait, what?? Lmfao! I really never comment on vids but this is really sending me. Girl, is there really a group specifically for black women who drive subarus??? If so....I have a lot of legit questions lol. Is it local or like a FB group? What do y'all call the group? Do you take pics next to the subarus like ppl that drive sports cars do?

[@KCee984]

Cp said Pat had on a GI Joe sports bra, that is hilarious asf! 😂😂😂

[@yobnard9940]

Bruh CP said Tahir look like he flying a strawberry helicopter 🤣 he a clown man

[@thef.a.c.e.foundation8316]

His brain be on a different level!!! Haahahahahahahahaaha

[@tiffanyflackes3640]

Super hilarious episode, and I’m not even halfway in. I’m crying!!! CP is a hoot.

[@achronos178]

Kev be taking his shirt off so fast lmao 1 frame it's off.

[@theafromath]

When DoBoy isnt there Tahir is automatically CP's next target 😂😂

[@aaronbrodie23]

56:56🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, they edited whatever CP was saying about his high school years!!

[@kqb64]

LMAOOO,the way Kev catch Tahir with the messed up words!😂🤣🤣

[@tragicscott5019]

56:54 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS CUT OUT😂😂😂 look at cp face lmao

[@tragicscott5019]

Still need to know 💀😭

[@C4ntrol]

32 minutes in and this is the best squad cast episode and cast itself- and I’m already dying

[@xavianbess5609]

"He was tryna dance with everybody's father"

[@ton33gng0rd_e]

Kevin please keep commentating Tahir’s slip ups 😂😂😂

[@rashadd2615]

This show was all about CP b/c he killed it from 00:00 till the end

[@jddrew1000]

He was the Squadd Cast MVP

[@anacritical2368]

Ya'll should do Netflix versus Hulu and if CP is not a permanent member of this podcast that is a missed opportunity!

[@Mani.15.]

The Luther jokes were hilarious y’all didn’t have to do my dog like that😂😂

[@donaldmcclurejr.494]

Definitely keep these Squad Cast VS episodes coming. They are so entertaining to watch.

[@LizzyKoala88]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while on here.. more CP 😂💕

[@teotherapper]

I look forward to this every week this is my favorite thing to just lay down and listen to

[@TANELLA_]

CP is a great addition to this formula. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rlj615]

When C.P. was talking about employees at best buy. That hit home with me. I remember times i ask them question about specs ( known what the pc has). They always try to avoid the question. I look at them with disappointment like how did you get this job.

[@KP3Times]

That man CP was sniping with jokes. Holy shit 😂 😂

[@SheBeCodingSht]

Its the way CP completely laid out Kev, Tahir and Pat @ 46:05 for me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@molifts4389]

I am the only one that comes back to the CP ones?!?!? Idc how many times I see em the way him and Pat play off of each other with the roasting is legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SW15H]

Preciate DA SQUADD for the good vibes to every start of the work week

[@JOmega2007]

I am in tears and my throat hurts from laughing so much! CP can't make a normal statement without being funny. He killed it!

[@jjones4744]

CP is one of the my FAVORITE comedians within ADD. His jokes, intellectual intelligent thoughts, and just pure knowledge... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CP!!!! PLEASE bring him back within SquaddCast & Black Blasphemy he is SUCH a great personality!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jayglamx3]

23:53 "So far I've hated everybody's tiny dance examples" 😂😂😂

[@FamilyFaithFun]

Pat and these hearty laughs are giving me life ... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@CrowdSpectator24]

A few minutes in and I'm LMBO...CP is a whole fool. 🤣😅😁

[@brandonjohnson417]

The type of gums that protect ya teeth is the best joke in Versus history

[@emmamccoy8381]

This was a GREAT episode their flow was on point & CP IS HILARIOUS as a SQUADD guest! Conversation was interesting & that ending was THOUGHTFUL Tahir

[@Alladathings]

When CP said the joke about Luther 😂✋🏾🙈 “It was about everybody’s father” Dead. 😂

[@dogwondr]

Keep bringing CP on versus! I'm dying 🤣

[@NishantChettri]

Haha CP laughing at what if Howard the duck came through the portal? HE DID! 🤣🤣

[@ashleyzviitei]

Pat swapped the blouse for the J.I. Joe exercise bra.

[@TheChocolatecream83]

CP needs to be apart of the O.G. cast. Please keep him as a regular

[@louikidd]

Im just sayingn its a lot of people I've come across that are skilled singers who arent anywhere. Just because you can sing doesn't mean people want to hear you sing or even make songs

[@ellissmith23]

Pat looking like he doing his onlyfans

[@1505yonni]

LMAOOO

[@fightingdreamer8681]

🤣

[@Jaedreaminn]

CP was really dope on the squadd cast. And Tahir made me sad this episode, even before the end...sending him much love. Keep y'all heads up through this time, it really starts to take a toll on us.

[@lennonbarber5496]

That man CP said he doesn’t want excellent gas mileage 😂😂😂

[@steveysteve1893]

Online shopping, everything comes packaged, and you don’t get that feeling that someone might have tried your clothes on before you

[@jaylenapplewhite4228]

Yo everytime CP comes on the channel I fw him more, hilarious episode.

[@hueyx791]

Yo Kev having to move his face off screen to laugh at CP jokes is hilarious 🤣

[@JustUdoro]

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD ONE!!! Thank y’all for giving us more of what we need during this time...LAUGHTER!! ❤️ Just saying.