These Are some of the FUNNIEST COMEBACKS ever!

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All The Humor

All The Humor

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@umitedkingkong6696
@umitedkingkong6696 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not as dumb as I look." "How could you be." damn🔥
@eddywolfe1230
@eddywolfe1230 5 жыл бұрын
Umited KingKong i don’t get this one. Can you explain?
@Dev-ie1ez
@Dev-ie1ez 5 жыл бұрын
Umited KingKong Yes and it also implied that he looks so dumb that it is not possible to be that dumb
@scottclark798
@scottclark798 5 жыл бұрын
I just love Tina Fey's brand of humor !
@anaknioka2900
@anaknioka2900 5 жыл бұрын
Was that Letterman?
@scottclark798
@scottclark798 5 жыл бұрын
@@anaknioka2900 yes indeed
@Undone545
@Undone545 5 жыл бұрын
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" Is one of the coldest lines ever.
@ludiqtitan
@ludiqtitan 5 жыл бұрын
that was pure class of a response. he just put him right in his pocket just like that *fingers snapping*.
@declanryan6540
@declanryan6540 5 жыл бұрын
Not really, it was cheap and easy
@danielsmith5088
@danielsmith5088 5 жыл бұрын
@@declanryan6540 and also had nothing to do with what was actually being said
@Undone545
@Undone545 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielsmith5088 the guy was trying to qualify himself by saying that he has as much experience as a former president had. Presumably because hes young. The point made by the other gentleman was that despite his youth (for the office of president) JFK was exceptional but that this guy despite on paper possessing a similar resume, was in fact unexceptional.
@DonJuan-lg8vk
@DonJuan-lg8vk 5 жыл бұрын
I would take it as a compliment, what did Kennedy ever do except get killed??
@jaadkins148
@jaadkins148 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Pratt is a national treasure that Kim K comment was savage😂
@taytayswiftie13-o1d
@taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 жыл бұрын
Jenny Adkins I agree. My fav is his role in magnificent 7. I think his comic timing is better than Ryan Reynolds even.
@dimitrisapostolakis8017
@dimitrisapostolakis8017 4 жыл бұрын
@@taytayswiftie13-o1d Is this a movie or what?
@taytayswiftie13-o1d
@taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 жыл бұрын
Dimitris Apostolakis Yes it’s a 2016 remake of 1960 classic. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnificent_Seven_(2016_film)
@mohammadzafar7891
@mohammadzafar7891 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it...
@taytayswiftie13-o1d
@taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 жыл бұрын
Jessie every pretty girl’s ugly friend will do a similiar thing once in while because she didn’t get your attention! I am not surprised.🤣
@seven92023
@seven92023 4 жыл бұрын
That Kardashian joke in the beginning kept me laughing all the way to the end of the video.
@liangchristina7919
@liangchristina7919 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it...someone please explain?
@felistergatwiri7134
@felistergatwiri7134 4 жыл бұрын
@@liangchristina7919 Maybe you just need to give the joke some years. You'll get it eventually
@jorgeferreira3760
@jorgeferreira3760 4 жыл бұрын
@@liangchristina7919Mr Felister is being condescending for absolutely no reason, the joke is not a "thinker", it's quite straightforward, but I guess Mr Felister enjoys the presumption of thinking is better than someone he doesn't know at all, it's those minutes of self-confidence boost, that maybe he needs. I too had to repeat 3 or 4 time to understand what he said. On the comeback stories they're addressing, he references Kim Kardashian and then says "I think she gets cu* on her back, in the video". Kim Kardashian is known for having a sex video online...
@missmash6493
@missmash6493 4 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeferreira3760 Thank u very much , I understood it after your explanation
@Yarblocosifilitico
@Yarblocosifilitico 4 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeferreira3760 hmm I think he meant that maybe the person asking is too young to get it... And therefore it would be better not to. That's a possibility, you know, this being the internet and all... Maybe the presumptiousness was on your part ;) but feel free to be so judgy if it makes you feel better... It's actually very funny how your entire comment could be about you and not Felister, and we're here for comedy, so...
@HeyBusterLuke
@HeyBusterLuke 4 жыл бұрын
"can you tell her I meant it" - hah that was perfect!
@lani7148
@lani7148 4 жыл бұрын
There was more to that clip, I wish they didn't cut it so short.
@musaal-khadim9794
@musaal-khadim9794 3 жыл бұрын
After that he said "JP, can you please escort these ladies.... back to plastic surgery"
@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz
@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz 3 жыл бұрын
What happened at that clip? What was going on when he said that?
@kenjcm
@kenjcm 2 жыл бұрын
@@musaal-khadim9794 He destroyed them, lol.
@TheComedyColosseum
@TheComedyColosseum 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@agirlisnoone5953
@agirlisnoone5953 4 жыл бұрын
I fkng love ol ginger
@akshaydevmurari8191
@akshaydevmurari8191 4 жыл бұрын
More so than my cartoon
@shardofkingdoms9816
@shardofkingdoms9816 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is a hero
@no-gracias9863
@no-gracias9863 3 жыл бұрын
*The church is never wrong, DEUS VULT!!!*
@Myrkish
@Myrkish 3 жыл бұрын
​@Only One Who Knocked Mcnugget Out Kinda late to your kinda late, but it was from when he was on the morning show. Can find it if you search for "bill burr morning show". I was rather sad the clip of that wasn't longer, 'cause his follow-up analogy was amazing.
@eliasweslati1999
@eliasweslati1999 4 жыл бұрын
"might be that cast iron heart" gotta be the comeback of all comebacks I mean damn andy is a savage
@LDacic
@LDacic 4 жыл бұрын
In my book, most of the other comebacks in this video were better than that one.
@eliasweslati1999
@eliasweslati1999 4 жыл бұрын
@@LDacic to each his own 😉
@cannedyams9977
@cannedyams9977 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of these were just funny, but that was the only one that actually made me angry. She deserved the humiliation
@Rahul-uk4su
@Rahul-uk4su 4 жыл бұрын
@@LDacic this one from Andy was funny.. Others were witty.
@TheVeregat
@TheVeregat 4 жыл бұрын
@@LDacic No one cares about your nor your book.
@caseydouglas3671
@caseydouglas3671 4 жыл бұрын
Why did Bryan Cranston have to go so hard on that poor kid from Albuquerque😂
@qwopiretyu
@qwopiretyu 4 жыл бұрын
shitty meandering non question. A fan with half a brain could have asked about acting, the show, his personal life. No he just like y'know Albuquerque is like my y'know hometown so like y'know um did you like it or...? Albuquerque because and it's like y'know?
@stewiegilligangriffin4904
@stewiegilligangriffin4904 4 жыл бұрын
that poor kid is now Jon Jones 😂
@bndkclan3253
@bndkclan3253 4 жыл бұрын
He had broken bad long since
@denisfransz4564
@denisfransz4564 4 жыл бұрын
Not as hard as he went on the kids' mom
@Jswyso
@Jswyso 4 жыл бұрын
I think that kid is Alex Bregman 3rd baseman for the Astros
@megansmall5062
@megansmall5062 4 жыл бұрын
That guy's laughing in the Chris Pratt roast is absolute GOLD
@ggboi1297
@ggboi1297 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that explain pls
@sondra2774
@sondra2774 4 жыл бұрын
Jerry Larry Barry Terry Gerry is the best
@wolfflow8972
@wolfflow8972 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery was so on point
@arantxaurrutia0
@arantxaurrutia0 4 жыл бұрын
was it scripted or was it improvised? Cause it's perfect.
@LVNVSmash
@LVNVSmash 4 жыл бұрын
@@arantxaurrutia0 Chris Pratt and Aubrey plaza used to improv a lot just to make people laugh. I don't know if you ever heard him tell the story about he was scripted to be standing naked in front of the door so when amy poehler open the door she would see a naked Chris Pratt who was obviously not really supposed to be naked because of camera magic. but instead Chris Pratt was really standing there naked so the shock in Amy's face was 100% real. Long stupid sidetracked comment but in short he used to do that stuff all the time on the show.
@ElTiano21
@ElTiano21 4 жыл бұрын
“Because it’s so much FUN, JAN” should be translated to the 2020 version “Because ... KAREN”
@zephyrjet122
@zephyrjet122 4 жыл бұрын
YOU read my mind good sir!! 🦄
@bilalc4415
@bilalc4415 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking Karen wanted a Tarantino movie without violence
@michaelmckinnon1591
@michaelmckinnon1591 4 жыл бұрын
Kristiano I'm guessing your mother is ashamed of you if she's still alive and if not she's spinning in her grave (I'm presuming she's human only).
@saooran7364
@saooran7364 4 жыл бұрын
The fucking channel is called KRON lol
@urgfswallows
@urgfswallows 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it, I’m gonna look stupid here, but why is the name Karen used online to make fun of someone?
@tednugent1351
@tednugent1351 5 жыл бұрын
A comeback usually means something that isn't SCRIPTED
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. And also when one party does not have a clear advantage. You can’t ask your opponent to help dig a grave which you’re gonna push him in n runaway later. :)
@NeonUltra95
@NeonUltra95 4 жыл бұрын
i mean not really? a comeback just means a witty reply, whether you wrote it a week ago on on the spot its a comeback?.
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee 4 жыл бұрын
@@NeonUltra95 comeback is come and back without a space. 😀
@NeonUltra95
@NeonUltra95 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sold.Out.For.Freeee see even the quick ones arent that funny so it shouldnt matter :).
@_Feanor_.
@_Feanor_. 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely right. Movie scenes shouldn't have been in this unless the dialogue was improvised on the spot by the actors.
@keithsmith5908
@keithsmith5908 4 жыл бұрын
“She’s very upset you told her to fuck off.” Gordan: “Well then can you tell her I meant it.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@xali2008
@xali2008 4 жыл бұрын
I think we could all agree that cop's comeback was the most savage.
@angelmaese7194
@angelmaese7194 3 жыл бұрын
Totally. I went right through my head the first time
@hawkrider88
@hawkrider88 3 жыл бұрын
"We don't...sign here"....LOLOLOL!!! I love it and there was no one around to enjoy it. Except the world eventually!
@PInk77W1
@PInk77W1 5 жыл бұрын
“You’re absolutely right we don’t give pretty girls tickets.”
@WNShadow814
@WNShadow814 4 жыл бұрын
@absoftitanium Tickets getting issued whether she signs or not so why not have some fun with the driver first lol
@ericpigg2689
@ericpigg2689 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we know who got the ticket.
@naomigary7930
@naomigary7930 4 жыл бұрын
my soul left my body
@qy72hund
@qy72hund 4 жыл бұрын
@absoftitanium Why are you so hurt? Do people tell you that you aren't pretty? Is this personal for you?
@gianfrancofini
@gianfrancofini 4 жыл бұрын
The legend
@dmac1824
@dmac1824 4 жыл бұрын
OMG! The one where the cop roasted the girl he was writing a ticket to had me rolling!
@MrTruth111
@MrTruth111 4 жыл бұрын
''you're right, we don't give tickets to pretty girls, now sign here'' ahhahahahahaaa
@bribripickle
@bribripickle 4 жыл бұрын
What a savage 😎 😆
@ebonimom6964
@ebonimom6964 4 жыл бұрын
That was absolute carnage
@yahiryellow1
@yahiryellow1 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrTruth111 I didn't understand it until I read this
@MrTruth111
@MrTruth111 4 жыл бұрын
@@yahiryellow1 haha
@stevema2
@stevema2 4 жыл бұрын
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't. Sign here." 🤣🤣🤣
@idadahlberg3761
@idadahlberg3761 3 жыл бұрын
"Every shade off your mom's lipstick" 😂😂
@smiletoforget
@smiletoforget 4 жыл бұрын
those girls were really disrespectful towads anthony. spoiled brats
@jeanlubin5864
@jeanlubin5864 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing that Anthony didn't hold back.
@oleiosocool
@oleiosocool 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeanlubin5864 yes he did He couldve fucking destroyed them
@lisaellis2593
@lisaellis2593 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanlubin5864 Exactly!
@joyandpeacefullaughter5307
@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and he went down to their level with the not funny family joke.
@gogocapo2645
@gogocapo2645 3 жыл бұрын
No i think he went a little too hard on those teenagers
@darmy713
@darmy713 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far? Hahaha
@johnhines1336
@johnhines1336 5 жыл бұрын
No statement more truthful,
@P.Jlive2024
@P.Jlive2024 5 жыл бұрын
With what? The rapi*g of young boys
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 5 жыл бұрын
Catholics: He told a joke about Jesus Everyone else: You slaughtered millions during the Crusades
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 4 жыл бұрын
Were*
@jessejive117
@jessejive117 4 жыл бұрын
Cookey Monster also I’m not even close to catholic or care that he made a joke about Jesus. I haven’t heard it I’m sure it’s hilarious and Christian over reacted tho I’ve never meet one who cares I doubt you have maybe on the internet tho and if they care they definitely didn’t lose sleep over but I’m just pointing out why you’re historically and logically completely wrong. If you have different numbers let me know them. Also I can’t remember if it was the Ottoman Empire or not I don’t feel like researching there were a few crusades
@darkflame44
@darkflame44 4 жыл бұрын
The ace comic con with Tom Holland, Sebastian Stan, and Anthony Mackie was a horrible experience. I was there and witnessed "fans" be rude to the guests or just wanted them to say hi to their phones, no questions were asked making them probably frustrated. It was messed up!
@macman975
@macman975 4 жыл бұрын
Where abouts was it held?
@darkflame44
@darkflame44 4 жыл бұрын
@@macman975 Seattle, Washington.
@n_nn_nnn
@n_nn_nnn 4 жыл бұрын
I saw it on YT and those girls were being very rude and disrespectful. Tom looked so uncomfortable that they were dragging him into it and everyone else too
@FlyingEagleTV
@FlyingEagleTV 4 жыл бұрын
Yea those girls had that coming lol
@macman975
@macman975 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkflame44 Oh okay mate. Yeah, it certainly didn't look like anyone on stage was enjoying themselves.
@CoffeeStained
@CoffeeStained 4 жыл бұрын
I think Jennifer Garner totally deserved the embarrassment she felt over being wrong about “snuck”.
@Heavenly-Drakian
@Heavenly-Drakian 4 жыл бұрын
she invited that but it lasted for about 20 seconds because he was afraid she would kick his ass since she can.
@ronaldcross
@ronaldcross 4 жыл бұрын
Technically she was correct, just the way "ain't" was not accepted as a word when I was a kid in the 50's and 60's. It made it into the dictionary through overwhelming repetition. New words are added every year to the dictionary.
@CoffeeStained
@CoffeeStained 4 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldcross To be fair, the Oxford English Dictionary only recognised 'snuck' as a word in 1998, and this interview happened in 2010. While she can't be faulted for keeping up on the legitimacy of a single word, she can be held accountable for a snotty attitude and hubris. So her comeuppance was enjoyable. This is, of course, my views on this interaction alone; I'm not familiar with her or her work and she may be a lovely person normally.
@abeedeahmed5626
@abeedeahmed5626 4 жыл бұрын
@@Heavenly-Drakian that would be assault on TV so it would last for about a month for her in jail
@jeyzutu758
@jeyzutu758 4 жыл бұрын
I love her right pinky toe
@reliant1701
@reliant1701 3 жыл бұрын
"Snuck isn't a word, Conan. You went to Harvard, and you should know that." Conan, internally: Omae wa mou shindeiru
@crjaded
@crjaded 3 жыл бұрын
NANI???!!!!!
@JiihaaS
@JiihaaS 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I don't think Conan's internally an anime chatacter.
@professorswaggamuffin7572
@professorswaggamuffin7572 4 жыл бұрын
1:54 you cut out the best part! She says: "you're always quite quick, are you Howard?" Him: "In some things, yes. In other things I like to take my time, if you know what I mean." Her: "I have absolutely no idea what you mean" Him: *"somehow I don't doubt that 😎"*
@JFein
@JFein 4 жыл бұрын
Came here to make this comment, thank you
@KhplSenseii
@KhplSenseii 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I remember. Thank you for this :D
@michaeloezil
@michaeloezil 4 жыл бұрын
What show is that please?
@drayduke
@drayduke 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaeloezil "The Weakest Link" (original UK edition) hosted by Anne Robinson.
@jeanlubin5864
@jeanlubin5864 4 жыл бұрын
Howard is savage.
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 4 жыл бұрын
“bigger than yours” 😂😂😂 how to deal, lady!
@WalkmanAndCigarettes
@WalkmanAndCigarettes 4 жыл бұрын
"Fore shore beeger thein yores" that motherfucking accent kills me
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 4 жыл бұрын
I think Jimmy liked getting slapped
@kfc8278
@kfc8278 4 жыл бұрын
0:29 “You know what, I’m about to say it. Ok. I’ll say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow”
@kerpunkpubgmobile8624
@kerpunkpubgmobile8624 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care that you broke your elbow username checks out
@rob7325
@rob7325 4 жыл бұрын
Question. Who broke there elbow and why don't you care?
@Nick-nh5cr
@Nick-nh5cr 4 жыл бұрын
You took it way too far man
@IneshKhanal
@IneshKhanal 4 жыл бұрын
*releases intense PFF*
@kcknight13
@kcknight13 2 жыл бұрын
The Norm Macdonald joke at the end literally made me laugh so hard, I became lightheaded the first time I heard it. "At least he's not being a hypocrite, and that's the worst part." 😂😂
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd 15 күн бұрын
Two comedic legends talking about a rapist (who had some comic moments).
@buggyboogle9
@buggyboogle9 3 жыл бұрын
After all these years, " You're no Jack Kennedy, " still burns. Nobody expected it.
@icarusfx
@icarusfx 4 жыл бұрын
“Baby, I’m an adult”
@sourabhjadhav7929
@sourabhjadhav7929 3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@matt-lang
@matt-lang 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the "you're the carrot top of interviewers" segment was BRUTAL. That was wild
@janiyawest7023
@janiyawest7023 2 жыл бұрын
Norm's "Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D" had me in stitches.
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd 15 күн бұрын
Watched it live, never gets old.
@seharpanesar5132
@seharpanesar5132 4 жыл бұрын
2:11 Bill burr: "yes and I wanted to talk to you about jesus afterwards" 🤣🤣🤣
@nicholasdavis5393
@nicholasdavis5393 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Aubrey Plaza is getting ready to slap Chris Pratt before he even finishes the joke.
@jeffreyduus5440
@jeffreyduus5440 3 жыл бұрын
I just love Aubrey Plaza no matter what she is doing.
@mallory_j88
@mallory_j88 10 ай бұрын
Lol i rewatched that one after reading this. she def already had finished that joke in her head.
@stevenwille1311
@stevenwille1311 5 жыл бұрын
Norm Mcdonald is a national treasure
@interferon4800
@interferon4800 5 жыл бұрын
For Canadians, eh.
@lonewolf3314
@lonewolf3314 5 жыл бұрын
Or so the Germans would have us believe
@djhrecordhound4391
@djhrecordhound4391 5 жыл бұрын
Effin' eh, man!!!! 👍
@brittwild1641
@brittwild1641 4 жыл бұрын
Norm is Canadian!
@toddhellyar4167
@toddhellyar4167 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, quit stealing my moves
@cyanide6954
@cyanide6954 5 жыл бұрын
If someone said “what are u looking at” Reply with “a mistake ur parents made”
@angeljadengrandquist6420
@angeljadengrandquist6420 5 жыл бұрын
G Gum XD
@craigackroyd
@craigackroyd 5 жыл бұрын
G Gum wow
@ghostofsparta6579
@ghostofsparta6579 5 жыл бұрын
Lamo
@SlightlyNothing
@SlightlyNothing 5 жыл бұрын
@Jeffro Lans 😂😂😂
@fredflintstoner5230
@fredflintstoner5230 5 жыл бұрын
I tell my son that all the time
@freeda363
@freeda363 4 жыл бұрын
"THATS WHY YOU USE AUTOTUNE AND I DONT"
@tashahines1000
@tashahines1000 4 жыл бұрын
Simon almost spit his drink out.
@jeanlubin5864
@jeanlubin5864 4 жыл бұрын
@@tashahines1000 that was the funniest part.
@eriklaguiraoficial
@eriklaguiraoficial 4 жыл бұрын
Now that’s savage
@ayush9791
@ayush9791 4 жыл бұрын
But Demi doesn't use autotune. I think.
@saitama-kun4661
@saitama-kun4661 4 жыл бұрын
@@ayush9791 yea but on bed thou 😂😂
@mitchkroener
@mitchkroener 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen that “You’re no Jack Kennedy” thing live. I can’t believe it was actually that crisp and perfect!
@showtime1235
@showtime1235 4 жыл бұрын
Andy’s comeback on Chelsea Handler was easily the best
@OldManLuffy
@OldManLuffy 4 жыл бұрын
Conan looked exactly like a skinny guy playing a fat guy in 2002 that shit had me in tears
@JohnJ-fj2xe
@JohnJ-fj2xe 4 жыл бұрын
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets?" "You're absolutely right. We don't." "Sign here." Fuck, that was the best laugh I've had so far this year.
@bloodyfitnerd1947
@bloodyfitnerd1947 4 жыл бұрын
ramsey's comeback to customers who come up to the pass is always golden.
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 3 жыл бұрын
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" is one of the great put downs of American political history. It worked because it was true, and because the man walked right into it begging for the comparison to be made.
@JiihaaS
@JiihaaS 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even call it a put down, he just had his place shown to him.
@Heathcoatman
@Heathcoatman 2 жыл бұрын
It was a great line, but I'm not sure you could say it worked. Remember which one ended up being VP?
@Isaac_R
@Isaac_R 2 жыл бұрын
@@Heathcoatman Not because of Quayle
@Heathcoatman
@Heathcoatman 2 жыл бұрын
@@Isaac_R Sure, just pointing out that it was a great line, but Quayle still ended up VP
@CreamToast
@CreamToast 2 жыл бұрын
Norm macdonald was and literally will forever be unmatched
@silka4670
@silka4670 Жыл бұрын
RIP Norm
@bingbongbang8895
@bingbongbang8895 Жыл бұрын
"I like raping, at least I'm not a hypocrite". I fell on the floor after that one.
@craigjohnson4302
@craigjohnson4302 4 жыл бұрын
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't... sign here." LOL!!!
@ytrbro1041
@ytrbro1041 4 жыл бұрын
lol she going to tell patti lebell "dont eat the paper" as if she is 5 years old!! set her straight pattie!!! 😂😂😂😂
@erikj.2066
@erikj.2066 2 жыл бұрын
“You told my friend to fuck off” “Tell her I meant it.” 🤣
@danf8047
@danf8047 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny as a teen but now as a grown up I cry laughing at his jokes.
@tpstrat14
@tpstrat14 4 жыл бұрын
6:15 that's not a comeback, that's a life lesson
@jimmyjay122
@jimmyjay122 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sofia Vergara for one of best comebacks of all time 🤣🤣🤣
@micahwatkins8425
@micahwatkins8425 4 жыл бұрын
Was she really mad
@jimmyjay122
@jimmyjay122 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahwatkins8425 I think yes 😆 She seemed genuinely mad. I think she just didn't fully accept that these came from people's online comments. Or maybe she did, but that last comment was too much for her to accept and just reacted spontaneously by slapping the guy standing in front of her saying the words out loud 😅 Either way her overall reaction and witty reply were priceless 😌
@justin4k615
@justin4k615 4 жыл бұрын
Those two girls who kept peeking on winter soilder n falcon are gonna die single with that attitude
@geraldgoldsby8533
@geraldgoldsby8533 5 жыл бұрын
Ya have to be quick witted. Priceless.
@criticalfxck13
@criticalfxck13 Жыл бұрын
"When things get tight, let me know where your friends at" God that's good lmao Remember, all family is friends but not all friends is family
@dougimmel
@dougimmel 3 жыл бұрын
The Jack Kennedy comeback will always be in a league of its own.
@bonnielass3975
@bonnielass3975 3 жыл бұрын
Norm has always been Savage! He's got one of the Best deliveries of all time. That teehee smile that just says heeeyy heeeyy. 😂
@aravindsankaranaorist
@aravindsankaranaorist 4 жыл бұрын
Norm is THE KING of Comebacks. When he opens to talk about someone you know there's gonna be blood.
@JT-gd7he
@JT-gd7he 2 жыл бұрын
Norm, there will never be another like you. RIP.
@airsofter2247
@airsofter2247 4 жыл бұрын
"I feel bad for you" "I don't think about you at-all....."
@ThiccOleCat
@ThiccOleCat 4 жыл бұрын
"Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" the audience applauding that had to fucking HURT.
@university-666
@university-666 5 жыл бұрын
If its a TV show its not a comeback. Its a script.
@RonaldMoD
@RonaldMoD 5 жыл бұрын
80% of these clips were scripted
@camogrrl
@camogrrl 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a scripted comeback. A comeback is a comeback wether it’s scripted or not. Gawd stay in school kids
@Shinkajo
@Shinkajo 5 жыл бұрын
I think țhe parks and rec one was a blooper
@Cheezus
@Cheezus 4 жыл бұрын
The Kim K joke about the comback story is not scripted, the scripted scene is still funny but not this funny.
@qy72hund
@qy72hund 4 жыл бұрын
let the record show the parks and rec one was improvised by Pratt
@jeffrielley920
@jeffrielley920 4 жыл бұрын
5:00 Kid asks Walter White a question. Heisenberg gives reply.
@TheComedyColosseum
@TheComedyColosseum 4 жыл бұрын
“ I read the board was spelt B O R E D.” If that was not pre written that was class. Norm is pretty funny though tbf man. 😂
@Plysomack
@Plysomack 4 жыл бұрын
That was the cleverest of all of the unscripted comebacks.
@adamFIVE88
@adamFIVE88 4 жыл бұрын
He said "I bet the 'board' is spelt b o r e d" I misheard it the first time too, I had to watch it again because it was so funny lmao.
@DonByrd1025
@DonByrd1025 4 жыл бұрын
Norm Macdonald is a genius when with comebacks and improvised jokes.
@Nemcoification
@Nemcoification 3 жыл бұрын
That whole interview is great, Norm is constantly derailing it.
@NaruSanavai
@NaruSanavai 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nemcoification May he rest in peace.
@2004082
@2004082 9 ай бұрын
“Chairman of the bored” 🤣🤣🤣 unbelievable timing and wit
@Astonish
@Astonish 5 жыл бұрын
„What do you sink? Might be that cast iron heart.“ Genius😂
@joecook5689
@joecook5689 5 жыл бұрын
She was a right bitch asking Andy if he floats. Haha, cast iron heart. Bloody Chelsea rude handler. From UK
@purselmer5931
@purselmer5931 4 жыл бұрын
@Spiral Notebook I think if she's reduced herself to fat jokes, then her too-smart-for-the-world routine is not "wearing thin" - it's gone.
@heavypen
@heavypen 6 ай бұрын
"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." Poor Danny Quayle was never quite the same after that. Thanks for the refresher on that one.
@rmiddlehouse
@rmiddlehouse 4 жыл бұрын
You know its a bad burn when they are still bringing it up 30 yrs later 8:00
@JiihaaS
@JiihaaS 3 жыл бұрын
It's interesting. I've never heard or seen it before, possibly because I'm not American, and I find the response quite banal tbh. To me it basically seems like just a "nope" covered in an anecdote.
@blaws6684
@blaws6684 5 жыл бұрын
Was in a bar one evening after skiing and a guy was doing everything he could to try to get somewhere with a rather hot snow bunny. He was relentless and it lasted for a couple hours. People were taking note. Finally after spending a mortgage payment in drinks for her and the bar to stay to show off he finally said “look all I want to do is get into your pants for a while. “. She didn’t miss a beat. Looked around to see if the folks were paying attention and said “what for? I already have an asshole in there “. The place went crazy laughing
@multistan1100
@multistan1100 4 жыл бұрын
DAMN
@jeanlubin5864
@jeanlubin5864 4 жыл бұрын
He spent a mortgage payment in drinks? Damn lol.
@blaws6684
@blaws6684 4 жыл бұрын
Jean Lubin best burn ive ever heard. This chick would have beat don rickles at scorching people
@Dev-ie1ez
@Dev-ie1ez 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but can you explain it
@blaws6684
@blaws6684 4 жыл бұрын
Dev ummm she said no
@RustyGorbi
@RustyGorbi 4 жыл бұрын
that policeman tops everything, absolute LEGEND! xD
@freggo6604
@freggo6604 3 жыл бұрын
6:10 He is 100% right. When times get tough for you your friends will all be busy.
@chalkbunt81
@chalkbunt81 2 ай бұрын
Soooo wrong. When the s**t hits the fan, your FAMILY ain't nowhere to be had.
@gsom7
@gsom7 Ай бұрын
Always start with good comeback! 🤣🤣🤣
@harleyserpa8334
@harleyserpa8334 4 жыл бұрын
“Because it’s so much fun Jan, get it!” Lmao
@BrokenGodEnt
@BrokenGodEnt 3 жыл бұрын
"Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" Most cutting thing to ever be said in a political debate.
@blakepotter7937
@blakepotter7937 4 жыл бұрын
Gerry laughing harder than all of them is a great thing.
@destiny2500
@destiny2500 4 жыл бұрын
The copppp😂😂😂😂 “I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets” “We don’t sign here”🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️😭😭😭 I’d be crushed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kasweatherall941
@kasweatherall941 4 жыл бұрын
OMG. Chris at the beginning & Norm McDonald at the end where freaking hilarious
@christiankrenek7689
@christiankrenek7689 5 жыл бұрын
All great, but Norm MacDonald knocks it out of the park with that last bit.
@MaegnasMw
@MaegnasMw 4 жыл бұрын
"You did not think we gave tickets to pretty girls? You're right, we don't! SIGN HERE!" SAVAGE!!! :D
@kjegal2349
@kjegal2349 5 жыл бұрын
The first one😯💀💀
@jamesolive1300
@jamesolive1300 4 жыл бұрын
“The thing is, I didn’t want to find you. I actually wanted to stay alone.”
@jondoe5843
@jondoe5843 4 жыл бұрын
That Norm MacDonald bit at the very end is absolute gold!
@michaelwybrow5588
@michaelwybrow5588 4 жыл бұрын
" BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN JAN, GET IT!"
@Cartier_specialist
@Cartier_specialist 4 жыл бұрын
Conan's demonic laugh was the best.
@madskillswills
@madskillswills 5 жыл бұрын
Norm, killin it
@hridhayisthecutestpie2194
@hridhayisthecutestpie2194 2 ай бұрын
Those girls were amazing at their comebacks. Uncalled for but undeniable artistry
@properdoe3414
@properdoe3414 4 жыл бұрын
“Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy.” 😬 Hahah Boom! 💥
@whatdothlife4660
@whatdothlife4660 4 жыл бұрын
Norm steals the show as per usual.
@goiz2422
@goiz2422 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 u missed the best bit after he says "i like to take my time if u know what i mean" she says "i have absolutley no idea what u mean" and then he says "somehow i dont doubt that"
@ewok_soup
@ewok_soup 5 жыл бұрын
1:51 Dude, you left the best part out of the clip
@noneyabizz5306
@noneyabizz5306 5 жыл бұрын
Yah, hows he gonna actually not put in the comeback? How stupid. Anne got destroyed there. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean." "Somehow, I don't doubt that." LOL
@mr.a1285
@mr.a1285 5 жыл бұрын
@@noneyabizz5306 You have a good memory
@jeanlubin5864
@jeanlubin5864 4 жыл бұрын
@@noneyabizz5306 I was mad for that as well. Howard destroyed Anne.
@JiihaaS
@JiihaaS 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.a1285 how do you know how long it was since they last saw it, or how many times they've seen it?
@randychampion184
@randychampion184 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Offerman's face transforming from a scowl to full on laugh mode is gold!!!
@sammy181
@sammy181 5 жыл бұрын
8:44 that laugh in the background ....... Sounded like JENNIFER LAWRENCE
@uzairmahmood5453
@uzairmahmood5453 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah kind of
@ima.1766
@ima.1766 4 жыл бұрын
OMG yes hahahagag
@I-Want-The-Truth
@I-Want-The-Truth 4 жыл бұрын
Whats her name? This blonde chick looks familiar but I cannot remember where from 🤔
@sammy181
@sammy181 4 жыл бұрын
@@I-Want-The-Truth Courtney Thorne Smith
@I-Want-The-Truth
@I-Want-The-Truth 4 жыл бұрын
@@sammy181 thanks, it has been annoying me 🤣
@mrburgers2440
@mrburgers2440 5 жыл бұрын
bEcAuSe iTs So mUcH fUn jAn!! best.
@williamsutherland2907
@williamsutherland2907 5 жыл бұрын
Hafid www
@OnurAyrikAutomotive
@OnurAyrikAutomotive 4 жыл бұрын
I wish that interview went on now. He definitely would’ve called her Karen
@boredweegie553
@boredweegie553 5 жыл бұрын
Love the Cosby bit at the end 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@Rogerthatx10
@Rogerthatx10 4 жыл бұрын
‘I don’t care you broke your elbow’ - right on! 👍
@hotshot0476
@hotshot0476 4 жыл бұрын
"You told her to fuck off" "Tell her I meant it"
@SMBDelse
@SMBDelse 4 жыл бұрын
2:07 it’s not the end of the dialogue She replies: I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean And he replies: somehow I’m not surprised
@nye5808
@nye5808 4 жыл бұрын
LUMBAGO TV ik how was that not included!
@briancox8443
@briancox8443 4 жыл бұрын
It killed me they didn't show the whole clip.
@notricky1680
@notricky1680 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow I don't doubt that*
@anirudh9059
@anirudh9059 4 жыл бұрын
What show is that?
@drayduke
@drayduke 4 жыл бұрын
@@anirudh9059 the weakest link.
@chrinarai
@chrinarai 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think about you at all" so cold! Love it
@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990
@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, Norm is awesome. Loved him ever since I first saw him on SNL Weekend Update in the 90's.
@Anradak
@Anradak 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony Mackie: "i don't know the term friends, i know the term family. When things get tight let me see where your friend is." Wiser words have never been spoken
@captaineverything
@captaineverything 2 жыл бұрын
Love Tarantino “Because it’s so much fun JAN”🤣
@Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems
@Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems 5 жыл бұрын
Friends .vs. Family THAT dichotomy is real
@vickijo2343
@vickijo2343 5 жыл бұрын
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth why is it cringe when its truth?? As you go through life friends come and go..family is always there.
@saiyan-lord4714
@saiyan-lord4714 5 жыл бұрын
OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth dude u big butthurt some little brats got put in their place huh? Lmao and.......2020 is here
@vickijo2343
@vickijo2343 5 жыл бұрын
​@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth wtf are you talking about?? Of course i will go in front of family....they know me the best..Again, you fall out with friends find new friends etc etc...you obvs too young to get that. You too will grow to learn that.
@soaribb32
@soaribb32 5 жыл бұрын
@@vickijo2343 friends can be more of a family then the blood related ones.
@vickijo2343
@vickijo2343 5 жыл бұрын
@@soaribb32 Some can be...But on average we take our family for granted. So we try and hold tight to our friends because they are under no obligation to stick around.....But hey life is never so straight forward.
@nuquenilex3188
@nuquenilex3188 3 жыл бұрын
Norm macdonald is an ultimate treasure in comedy history
@281m.wasiqwasim3
@281m.wasiqwasim3 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think about you at all. Classic Draper
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