Quick-witted Craig Ferguson + More

A few bits of Craig Ferguson being quick-witted & also, more bits of just great moments. Some of my favorites.
Another nominee for the title of this video is "A Few Gems W/ Craig Ferguson". Because it's difficult to bring all the content in the video down to the word 'quickwitt', BUT, the foundation of this video is made of quickwitt. Enjoy!

[@TheJayLenoFly]

1. Enigmatic basically means Mysterious 2. The names are there so people don't ask everyday. 3. The recent waves of SJW warrant the following disclaimer: The videos above are completely taken out of context because of the nature of the compilation, these puns/jokes/comments are not nearly as blatant as they may seem to the super sensitive individual. With all that out the of way, hope you enjoy!

[@spudanky]

The Jayleno Fly you’re doing God’s work.

[@jacksonmyers3187]

Great work JLF! I think my favorite quick witted CF is in Laurie Holden’s interview. She tells him he hasn’t lost his accent because “the Rs are the same.” Without missing a beat, CF says “yep my Arse is exactly the same as it’s always been.” Just sooo fast and sooo funny. It’s a real talent. Edit- oh and when he translates Adrianne Palicki’s hieroglyphs... and the “Annette” bit with Stephen Wright... geez, so many...

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Good thing Craig quit the show when he did. Just imagine how the snowflakes would melt if he were on today.. Lord those idiots know how to ruin good fun.

[@jacksonmyers3187]

Frankincensed absolutely right. As much as I hate to say it, I’m glad he quit when he did. Would have sucked to watch them neuter him.

[@WhatAboutall]

Funny that this show aired a little over 3 years ago and these social terrorist weren't even as relevant as they are now, in a little over 3 short years

[@brahimilyes681]

"What's in that?" "Confidence" This is one of the most iconic one liners in TV history.

[@sachinmehta2743]

Faster than Ussain Bolt there !

[@mihaimarchidann5067]

and he was quick at it

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

The irony is that he was featured in the cult classic, Red Dwarf, in an episode where he actually played one of the main characters confidence. It was earlier in his career.

[@eminenception]

whats the punchline? I don't get it sorry

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

@@eminenception You'd get it if you listen to Craig.

[@tonykowalski4189]

0:51 "They are absolutely enormous though" "Coming from you that's a hell of a thing to say" That's quick

[@DanielCardei]

that's what she said ;)

[@aritragupta4182]

@@DanielCardei Wow, you're quick

[@maxzet368]

he just has the balls to say it.

[@WalterLiddy]

Nah, it's what I thought before he even said it.

[@ddnn974]

His retort would be considered offensive nowadays 😆

[@nilj9562]

That ‘confidence’ response before sipping his cup was absolutely phenomenal 👏🏾 👏🏾

[@kaeshur92]

"what's in that?" "Confidence." "Have you always been this quick?" "Something's I'm a little slower with." "Such as?" "Physical activity."

[@pablo4709]

@@Seven-co7de there's this thing called foreigners, sometimes they can't hear as well as some assholes

[@sentry4270]

@@Seven-co7de qué?

[@Sleepless4Life]

They left out the best part of that line. Robyn's reaction when she gets the innuendo; priceless.

[@nigelbhebhe2805]

​@@Seven-co7dequoi?

[@nitro_001newman2]

The show probably saved a lot of money, because they didn’t need any writers.

[@leppyleppy6210]

The cards he rips at the beginning of each show aren’t empty though. They had writers, he just didn’t care about them or their work and I think that’s hilarious.

[@dexteraguirre2814]

His sister is one of the writer .. so it's pretty much Craig dictating what to do

[@blankname6629]

The day he quit the show they all said to themselves well looks like I have to work again. It’s been great getting paid to not work.

[@DarkRedman31]

@@dexteraguirre2814 two "Craigs" ?! That's a craiglist!

[@spdadventurer1754]

@@DarkRedman31 😂😂😂😂👌👌

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

"Do you blow the mouth organ?" "Do *you* blow the mouth organ?" "... How do you think I got this job?"

[@skopp888]

Yes I have ears thank you

[@zorgo12]

@@skopp888 Congratulations! you are normal!

[@basmus5216]

JUDGE MENTHOL def people have ears too

[@daveg4236]

Bas Mus doubt they come to comments to read the transcripts

[@TonesterStrudel]

@@daveg4236 Lisdexia Sux, Doesn't it? Just messing, I got the gist. Also, Just found out I've been misspelling that word for years. Not Dislexia. Gist. I can hear the jokes coming... I'll stop now.

[@jonfernandez4271]

Definitely one of the quickest wits with improv. Guests loved coming on his show because there wasn't any pressure on them to be entertaining.

[@randallmarsh1187]

You need to see if you can watch the clips of Robin Williams with Craig! The quick wit with both of them is hilarious! Chlamydia, your Dad's here...........

[@WobblyLance]

"He's a parrot. He repeats everything I say." "He repeats everything you say?" "Everything!" "Everything?" Brilliant

[@aditiyep]

i don't get this one, would you explain?

[@olululu]

@@aditiyep he repeats everything he says

[@OrderOfMagnitude1]

@@olululu Really? Everything?

[@aragornelessar7399]

"What's in that?" "Confidence". Fastest. Line. Ever.

[@Veggamattic]

Disagree sort of because he could have used that one before.

[@rigidmcfistup195]

Shout out to his Red Dwarf days!

[@Krystalmyth]

@@Veggamattic Its still fast because of its timing not because of his experience. A man is built upon the sum of his experience. He might have seen someone use that line in the past. That's how this works. We emulate, and design, and give new meaning to things in our connections with others.

[@Veggamattic]

@@Krystalmyth You are over thinking what could have been nowhere near his quickest thinking. Neither of us has enough info to really judge.

[@Krystalmyth]

@@Veggamattic Uhm, I've plenty of evidence. Did you not see her bite her lip? You can convince yourself there's not enough to go by, but you'd get more mileage in admitting you've something to learn from this.

[@johneden2033]

Craig Ferguson is the rare type of guy who is both a man’s man AND a lady’s man.

[@haithambahgat]

Amen to that !

[@rossogden9920]

What? WTF do you mean rare type? By definition, a man's man IS a lady's man.

[@kevinmontgomery1383]

@@rossogden9920 Exactly

[@sed8me69]

@@rossogden9920, Ah yes, yet you see a well defined mould can be broken. Just one of a rare casting can break a mould. Then there's that which is so infrequent, forged of itself and too perfect to be defined, let alone ever be reproduced, a master would never try for it would offend his own art ..... Everyone's a bit ghey for that kind of *everyone's man* the o.p. has this one 😉👌

[@OhMy05]

@@rossogden9920 exactly! Lol

[@TheNightshotBR]

The best talk show host that has ever lived. A true master.

[@rubenfrankish]

I wish more people had the humor of Carrie Fisher. She was a real gem of a person, so funny!

[@Seantendo]

Craig talks to all of his guests like an old friend, and I think that's a big reason why his more "flirty" jokes don't come off as creepy. It's all in the demeanor.

[@Lawltasticness]

He can take rejection well that’s all lol

[@derrickdavis5836]

Ahhhh but thars what it is

[@karnige5804]

hes got charm

[@wodm]

@@karnige5804 cheeky charm

[@rankinh71]

Krystal Giove exactly.

[@anthonyy9483]

I love how Carrie Fisher was there to match his wit. She was also EXTREMELY witty, that was really cool to watch

[@BloodSweatandGears]

RIP Carrie...

[@zapkvr]

She was a flawed doll but she was brilliant.

[@jlove7723]

Yeah........about that. Witty, cool? that penis bit was not funny at all. It's just more of the same tasteless Hollywood garbage we have seen in talk-shows for years.

[@benjaminlundback8394]

@@jlove7723 Watch more interviews of her you idiot. She was very witty

[@jlove7723]

@@benjaminlundback8394 You calling me an idiot defending her proves my point and is actually a compliment. Keep it up.

[@lukasnummer1]

"What's in that?" (nods to cup) - "What's in this? Confidence." laughs "Have you always been this quick?" - "Some things I'm a little slower with..." "...such as?" This was a real James Bond conversation, just needed a "Why-don't-you-try-to-find-out" type of response instead of the obvious "physical activities". Craig Ferguson was probably the best late night host; I loved watching his show almost every night. He stopped far to soon.

[@michellebachelder9922]

"I'm an A+" "Yes you are!" That was a real James Bond line there :P

[@nealbailey7506]

That delivery from Carrie Fisher absolutely slayed me. Wow she was cool.

[@jacksonmyers3187]

Neal Bailey it slayed CF as well. I’ve seen him laugh harder, but never with that little voice crack she got out of him.

[@Frankincensedjb123]

She certainly rivaled Craig's directness, wit and charm, thus his much love for her. She was a gem.

[@daTruChosen]

Yeah, she was. Obviously, I grew up watching Star Wars, but years later, she was in a B-movie with Patrick Dempsey called Loverboy, and I was moved by her self-deprecating humor, quick wit and charisma. In an interview she was in around the same time, I discovered that's just how she is. Cool as fuck.

[@parallaxis261]

overrated

[@creatrixtrodler6659]

lol you tool

[@rockurbeep]

Carrie Fisher's the only guest to give Craig a pause.... the only one to leave him speechless even if only for a few seconds.

[@cdjhyoung]

Carrie Fisher had one of the brightest minds in Hollywood, and no muzzle on her tongue. I've seen a number of interviews and presentations by her, her wit was first rate , especially if she had a target present she had a history with.

[@oldenweery7510]

Carrie had the quick wit of her mother and came up with some of the best quips, like the ones she made regarding the "Star Wars" franchise (the one about George Lucas and the metal Bikini bra she wore in "Return of the Jedi almost had me rolling on the floor). Loved her and Debbie and have a hole in my heart since December, 2016. Stay safe, everyone.

[@lavendar_]

You should see the episode with adriana lima in it

[@BuGGyBoBerl]

don rickles and robin williams also. a few, but they are rare

[@guybuckridge7326]

There are a good handful who have accomplished this feat, but none as well as Kate Mara - and she did twice. Once with brilliant comedy and the other with cumulative flirt.

[@MildlyAnnoyedAHM]

As far as I'm concerned, the absolute best talk show ever. I'd go to work the next day so exhausted because I had to see it as it aired. That it's run was so short is CRIMINAL.

[@gbenjamin111]

Late night with Johnny Carson is probably slightly better due to its popularization of the style of talk show. Not to mention it lasted thirty years.

[@niksal1]

graham norton is great as well

[@dean8705]

Norton was only good in the 90s

[@therealpropst6252]

Possibly the most charismatic man to ever be on television. And hands down the best talk show host in history. Miss this show.

[@JairehK]

“It’s a shame you choose to wear a hat cause you are famous for your head” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelmorales7785]

i dint get it, can someone explain to me?

[@duhusker4383]

@@angelmorales7785 It's a play on words. Head also means oral sex, a blowjob as in 'to give head'.

[@aaromal_rs]

@KhalDrogo666 Because he was obviously just joking and this kind of vile humour is actually enjoyable.

[@kiriakoz]

@KhalDrogo666 I can't wait until they begin treating you as adults, in that case.

[@kiriakoz]

@KhalDrogo666 If they put you in jail for what you say, it doesn't seem like a very free place. "Respect" is good, but so is "free speech". You know?

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

"Two Germans in Ontario. That's how it starts." Absolutely brilliant, lightning quick wit and it got practically nothing.

[@VivekAnandJ]

How did they get there? They March! Wow!

[@jackbrooking4754]

Man just has a rapport with absolutely anybody. Expert conversationalist.

[@nothanks5752]

What I love about the “hand job” joke is he didn’t laugh at himself. The blank look he had afterwards was incredible. Love him.

[@raymondduck6492]

tis the mark of a pro ...

[@mikewazowski350]

Craig Ferguson is the best late night host ever

[@perma4702]

best host ever* FIFY

[@dzine_yt]

Conan O'Brien

[@1dowhatyouwant]

Conan is good and better than most, but no match for Craig

[@Hahaa99]

Craig #1, Conan is a very close 2nd though

[@chrisjenter33]

I'd say 1. graham norton 2. craig 3. conan

[@Mason-xn9bg]

the way Keanu said "sure lets go to a commercial break" just sounded so badass. just me?

[@Spikeelsucko]

he had to make a chance to get into that pomegranate, which is serious business

[@hanniwolfes2865]

Man, he is sooo good. Miss the show, but The Jayleno Fly keeps it up and running. Well done!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Best talk show ever, pretty much the only one I've ever actually liked.

[@ericbergevin4948]

I've been enjoying The Graham Norton Show along conan lately. He's not as quick witted as Craig, but pretty close. His interviews are always entertaining and true, unlike mr Fallon.

[@intellectualgravy9796]

@@ericbergevin4948 True. Also the way in which Norton researches his guest and makes them comfortable which then brings some of the most hilarious stories ever. Conan, Craig and Norton. Nobody even comes close to these guys.

[@vegashdrider]

Except Carson

[@Piecrab]

Jeff Goldblum is a mythological creature

[@Juelz4ever]

Conan!!!!!

[@danielbissell]

Keanu REALLY wanted that pomegranite.

[@swiss7800]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@papadwarf3953]

Give the man his pomegranate

[@derrickdavis5836]

Keanu loves pomegranates *WRITE THAT DOWN* !!

[@RazaMohiuddin]

who doesn't love pomegranates? they're delicious!

[@True-trini]

A pomegranate sells for 60 of our dollars where I'm from.

[@RayTheProducer]

The last generation of 'real' talk shows. Criminally underrated bit of genius. There will never be another.

[@__cypher__]

The bit with Keanu was great! Had me in stitches. Yet Chris could tell he wasn't feeling it and gave him an out.

[@goggy6850]

The guys too quick. Built a show from nothing but his personality. No gimics or worked out routines

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Craig's wittier than "land of idiots"

[@lolothe2nd]

he has many routines

[@basketvector7311]

No gimmicks like a talking skeleton or dancing horse.

[@goggy6850]

all his skills are off the cufff

[@shanehallam9966]

Not to mention the Mouth Organ.

[@scoff7032]

"Everybody in Hollywood knows your head is fantastic" lmfao

[@akshatsharma7339]

Scofield12345 bro can you explain that joke.?

[@gerhardvaneeden5615]

A blowjob is also known as "giving head". So he's saying that her head (the act of) is fantastic. It took CF a few seconds to get the wording worked out in his mind, but he nailed it. His comedic timing is so good.

[@fecamaiden]

but what does it have to do with her? i meam, was there a scandal or what?

[@gerhardvaneeden5615]

Not as far as I know. I think it's just a case of the opportunity presenting itself (with the hat), and Craig couldn't let it pass.

[@imjust2pr0]

there is a movie with her giving head rofl.

[@drkvenger]

Even Craig’s unspoken gestures were genius. At times he playfully crosses the line even, but they were subtle - the guy had class to match his wit.

[@ahmadatta66]

02:55 Carrie left Craig speechless, the only one to do that. What an absolute gem :')

[@ImNotADeeJay]

the only talk show where they didn't really talk about anything... but man it was fun

[@joannaedwards6325]

Dear Hal Since you watched this not too long ago (it's now Jan 2020) can you PLEASE tell me what an SJW is???? Please

[@legodude19999]

@@joannaedwards6325 some one who take political correctness to an extreme level, often being oppressive in their means. S J W stands for Social Justice Warrior.

[@joannaedwards6325]

@@legodude19999 thank you very much. That kind of person sounds like an irritating A. Hole

[@legodude19999]

@@joannaedwards6325 they are the worst

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

@@legodude19999 At the same time....People, answering Questions, in a polite, yet, non-condescending manner, are the Best, in my opinion. Who the hell asked me. Fair, enough.

[@gmughadam76]

Robin Wright: what's in that? Craig Ferguson: Confidence... The Ferg is the unparalleled lady slayer

[@torababdullah7952]

she: well you have to drink confidence? do you lack of it? :)

[@20thCenturySir]

Nobody modern television host ever embraced the absurdity of life so honestly and hilariously as Craig Ferguson.

[@Oyaji.]

"internal medicine" "so all her work is done indoors" 😂😂😂

[@shok24199]

That moment when Hayley realized she had just handed Craig Ferguson the line "they were absolutely enormous". 😆

[@oceanicwhale6146]

XD

[@oceanicwhale6146]

Her face was like "Here we go again."

[@eckesg2]

It was instantaneous. As soon as the words left her mouth she knew she walked right into it.

[@lidge1994]

Well, that's what you get for not watching what you say around Craig, one slip and he's gotten you with a joke!

[@A.C.71]

He seems to flirt with men and women.

[@HatlessMuffin]

He is one with the force

[@chevy66driver]

Key to having real game right there

[@etherealnine]

That's why he's so genuine and women let their guards down and he gets away with the things he says all the while he gets into their panties.

[@LordofDarknessX]

@@HatlessMuffin No he is weak with the Force, I am one with the Cosmic Force.....

[@klavicus2276]

Then it seems less weird if one of them are intentionally. Smart choice

[@mraymankhalaf]

What's in that? Confidence!! Sir, that was the smoothest comeback in the history of mankind

[@PaulSchober]

Especially funny since he talks (and writes) often about how he got his start in stand-up comedy by being drunk all the time. Big booze problem early on (almost committed suicide one hangover morning), but he managed to quit and hasn't touched a drop in decades.

[@christianaustin782]

5:34 that line from Geoff was maybe the hardest I've ever laughed a clip from this show, and that's saying something. GP and CF we're so good

[@GuzmanEtcheverry]

I found myself with a smile on my face almost the whole run of the video.

[@nailmontana1993]

Lol

[@sethcragan6908]

As a 45 year old guy who has been a musician for as long as I can remember, that hand percussion with Jeff at the end was absolutely amazing!

[@daxbradley4346]

Jeff Goldblum is actually an accomplished jazz musician. I don't know if people take him seriously in that area because of his status as an A-list actor, but if he stopped acting today, he'd be able to live off of music easily. He has albums and tours to an extent, and from the bits I've heard he is magnificent as a pianist.

[@deemavo]

I’m not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure they were doing Zeppelin's Moby Dick.

[@tempviduse]

@@deemavo THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE!!!

[@raymondduck6492]

@@deemavo Sounded to me like Rasputin by Boney Em... lol.

[@tvrbob8681]

Craig was a drummer as teenager and young man.

[@Aerochalklate]

"I haven't been to Japan by osmosis" made ppl laugh but still flew over their heads

[@flagtheoffense]

The best one here was the "A-positive/Oh yes you are" one. Simple but sensational.

[@acgm046]

Craig's so damn quick-witted smooth and confident... His interactions and conversations with guests were second to none in his show, and he could handle really direct flirting almost effortlessly. Love these compilations, JayLenoFly!

[@Frankincensedjb123]

True, and his ratings were higher than any of the other talk show slugs in the same time slot. However, by 2014 SJWs were on the war path and his ratings began to drop. Great run that he had. How many talk show hosts go at least ten years? Not many. Once he and Dave left, I was done with late night. Now it's a bunch of corporate pandering hacks with fake laughs and no brains or wit. It's REALLY fucking boring.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"SJWs" The acronym "SJW" is stupid; all good conservatives and liberals fight for social justice as they best understand it.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Craig's wittier than "land of idiots"

[@madmax91198]

acgm046 iii

[@4406bbldb]

Jeff bloom skit reminds me of Drum circles of the 60s that are so awesome.

[@James-lw3gi]

I missed him while he was on TV. So glad i discovered him on KZbin. Craig is a legend.

[@thegreatbamboozler4837]

You should check out the episodes where he and Robin Williams are playing off each other's energy.... beyond awesome!

[@abdirisakawes6544]

He never fails to entertain 😂

[@vbyfield2012]

“BRING HIM BACK” who’s with me??? I’ll start a petition 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@helenaxoxoxo1404]

V Byfield why did he quit

[@helenaxoxoxo1404]

And also he probably will not get away with the flirting cause this world has gone nuts about the sexism stuff

[@Wh00t_]

@@helenaxoxoxo1404 He's never cared about that crap. The guests are comfortable with it all and that is all that matters. Just a good time on a late night show

[@rhysnelson6077]

He quit because he didn’t find it enjoyable anymore...he did an interview on Larry king that explains it

[@gizmobalboa2106]

He would last one day before being accused of sexual harassment

[@zognarreg]

Keanu: "What's a Kiwano?" Craig: "It's a very enigmatic fruit, man!"

[@shawnheddin4833]

Completely walked into that one lol

[@Ipleadthebloodofjesus]

This is quick wit gold.

[@vs4571]

What was the motorcycle joke punchline that got censored? I don’t get why it got so many laughs?

[@sahil_jaiswal1404]

How does he make everyone as chilled and quick witted as him 😂

[@asher9349]

craig was definitely underrated, he was so classy and incredibly entertaining and quick

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Craig was the master of play and everyone wanted to be a part of the fun. That fun has gone from late night. Haven't watched it in years. Bring on the next Craig.

[@gregs128]

I don't think anyone can be better than Craig; even Craig himself after his long hiatus.

[@49prodog]

Why can't he Have a come back? He definitely was the best host in history!

[@spk1121]

Won't happen until TV execs realize the screeching harpies on Twitter make up only around 2% of a show's potential audience

[@rahul-qm9fi]

"how do you think I got this job?" Lmao

[@muditmishra7930]

I died 💀😂😂

[@Adulteducation8]

He is so naturally funny, an incredible sense of humor, I didn’t really watch him when he was on, now, I wish I had. Thank you Jayleno Fly, for posting his clips, they’re great to watch

[@manasc.z3440]

If social interactions were an Olympic sport he'd win gold everytime

[@simonmonty7171]

I feel like Ferguson is extremely funny when interviewing people on set. Conan is amazing as well but he is at his best when outside the set.

[@jahseh8194]

I love Ferguson and Conan equally but for different reasons, Conan is great in skits and bits, Ferguson is great during interviews

[@zaphenath6756]

conan's korea series almost killed me from laughter

[@gnulen]

I didn't really like Conan until i saw him outside the set.. Conan in the wild is amazing.. Conan on set is a little stiff in comparison, in my opinion

[@stranraerwal]

Conan is best when entirely OFF the set!

[@frankinfant]

Conan's remotes are great too.

[@rayaltman3258]

Just something about Craig he had more talent in his little finger than all of the present late night hosts today put together!

[@brendanchunn271]

Ray Altman not conan

[@muditmishra7930]

@@brendanchunn271 same. Conan is just as talented as Craig. They both are super great. Miles ahead of Jimmy Fallon

[@secondary1946]

Mudit Mishra Conan graham and Craig the rest are bad

[@tr1stan706]

Lol little finger... Are you talking about the other Craig?

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

"Tight Pants" and "Let us modify your Hairdo" are classic Fallon bits, regardless.

[@smileybone3010]

The Hayley Atwell one is so funny, you can hear the staff cracking up right off camera

[@markgallagher1621]

He did an interview with Robin Williams a few years ago. The only person I have ever seen that could keep up with Robin and they joked and worked off each other. Great interview

[@adamw116]

I'm sorry but Corden has absolutley nothing on Ferguson. He was the best Late Show host ever!

[@rodolfosantana9015]

Conan ?yes

[@adamw116]

@@lequipefourteen822 You are right, Okay Carson was the King. More and more I realize that watching the old clips and whole shows on MeTV! Talk Shows like most other entertainment are in the shitter these days! But I will say this, Ferguson was the last great one!

[@johansmallberries9874]

Ferguson got saddled with a little too much World Wide Pants random “humor”, intentionally shitty segment graphics, a talking robot skeleton etc. it would been interesting to see a show built entirely around his comedic sensibilities

[@claudiocontrerasgomez2949]

mmm you´re forgetting Graham Norton´s Show. He´s currently the best Late Show

[@GuruSamantaray]

@@johansmallberries9874 Really? Geoff the skelteon robot was a Genius idea and the Funniest Sidekick ever, Secretary the Horse was funny too! They made the graphic intentionally trashy! Everything was a strategy... To differentiate from the other typical Late Night shows!

[@LacklusterOfficial]

That Jeff Goldblum vs Craig Ferguson thing was tight!

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Craig got along with 99% of his guests so easily. Goldblum is a nut like Craig. Two peas in a pod, or nuts in a shell. ;o)

[@JamesWilson-vr3ql]

Two drummers drumming. Bob Newhart was a drummer.

[@shaokhan4421]

That was legendary!

[@knight2knight308]

Yooo B they ripped that beat beyond city streets mos def!!

[@WobblyLance]

"I dressed as a nun. They're so hot, those habits..." "You're telling me!"

[@rextransformation7418]

I think I've never thumbed up so many videos in a single channel... Thank you so much for all these!

[@Manugon]

That Chris Pine joke was absolute gold.

[@nii_amart]

Sometimes I forget that he interviews men too.

[@snoopy2252]

nii_amart lol

[@nitro_001newman2]

nii_amart He has men on just to keep it honest. 🤫

[@sed8me69]

@@nitro_001newman2, as barely amusing as completely off the mark matey. Be that self incriminatingly truthful, and you'll likely have a moment as real as Keanu Reeves talking about what he never had before.... You'll always miss the opening, if you only focus on "openings" Believe me, I quite enjoy cheap jokes. Watch some more Craig, before you cough up another one o them sjw hat's 😉🤘

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

The only late-night talk show host I ever fully embraced. Genuine on so many levels.

[@leodegas7731]

Lately I've been watching a lot of these Craig compilations. They are so great and funny. I tended to become spoiled by his talent and maybe took it for granted at how talented Craig is, but that last bit with Jeff reconfirmed to me, his vast talent and knowledge of so many things. Can you tell i have a lot of respect for him. 😆 ✌️🦁

[@LEMMYKISGOD]

Confirmed: No one could outwit The Ferg.

[@antonioyaghy]

I thought so until I saw this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqezqYWvfryKjpo Check it out and you might change your mind. Enjoy!

[@Frankincensedjb123]

If you were faster than him, you've got about a nano second to jump in there before he unloads his wit. Good luck.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

I can think of a few but I'll let you have this one.

[@4600norm]

Sigh, there's always one...

[@weewoo7034]

LEMMY K. IS GOD Conan O'Brien

[@MrGryphonv]

The most underrated host on Late Night.

[@ViewThis.]

Why do you say that? Because it's an over rated thing people say on You Tube? In the ratings game, Craig's show was one of the Highest Rated Talk Shows of all time. It won numerous awards, or was nominated for many awards.

[@seph.]

@@ViewThis. Because relatively, Craig is much less known by name than other, quite boring and bland, hosts. Everyone, even people that don't watch late shows, know names such as James Corden, both Jimmies, Connan... At least from my experience, whenever a topic of late shows comes up, Jimmy or Connan instantly gets referenced, and no one even mentions Craig once.

[@Retrostar619]

@@ViewThis. Because the show wasn't promoted by the network, so he's far less well known and appreciated than other hosts.

[@ViewThis.]

@@Retrostar619 True it wasn't promoted by the network, but as I said "Craig's show was one of the Highest Rated Talk Shows of all time. It won numerous awards, or was nominated for many awards." So saying it was under rated is really stupid, especially since it wasn't promoted yet had such high ratings.

[@Retrostar619]

@@ViewThis. That is a fair distinction.

[@jona.scholt4362]

Carey Mulligan's "Reliable" line was fantastic

[@verslalchimie5824]

I love how he makes the ladies laugh, and they don't just make a polite laugh. It's real and their eyes light up and you can tell they are having so. much. fun. I wanna be able to do that.

[@mrjw6701]

Evangeline Lilly is gorgeous.

[@marccas10]

Without looking like she thinks she is the best flavour of ice cream in the shop.

[@orgullochileno3001]

Sobretodo sus piernas 😋

[@dariom1785]

the most innocent sexual woman there is.

[@artcregod]

Perfection! Look at those legs!

[@nighthawk0077]

Agreed, and today there would be an outrage over what craig said. Fired and disgraced.

[@Frankincensedjb123]

I've never seen keanu reeves on any talk show. Didn't know he was on Craig's show, but that makes sense because Craig is great with people and Kenau being so private.

[@clearvision6209]

I like the fact that keanu reeves is so private, I think this is the best way to go

[@KravMagoo]

I know he was on Letterman with his band Dogstar, and I think he sat for some chat.

[@raalaa121]

How have I only discovered this guy today in 2021 ??? So funny, time to binge watch.

[@royalvis3414]

"I love you. I've always loved you. I love you more, every time I see you."

[@MusixPro4u]

You're really keeping his legacy alive. One day he'll invite you to his mansion. Make a vlog of it, please.

[@HotStrange]

I’ve been to a few tapings of Craig’s show and it was amazing. Super chaotic in the best way and he’s equally as quick and funny and genuine off camera.

[@dougdellwo3274]

This is the formula for a perfect talk show: Craig Ferguson as the host. I laughed but I also got to see his guests as real people.

[@prashant666]

Craig's Beth and b**ch joke was too good, and if it was impromptu then legendary and certainly one of the best comebacks on any talk shows

[@andrasbraten2475]

8:21 Craig: "Let's go for a comercial brake?" Keanu: "Yeah, sure", while promply snatching his promised pomegranate

[@Crunch_Buttsteak]

"Promptly snatching his promised pomegranate"...nice alliteration👍

[@aa1bb2cc3dd4]

wouldn't it be promptly picking his promised pomegranate?

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

@@aa1bb2cc3dd4 I think it was already picked

[@aa1bb2cc3dd4]

Ethan Breeden picking is also a synonym of selecting, not just the plucking from the earth

[@tomggabin5838]

Well, Keanu kind of had to--in order to hide what a slow witted sloth he is.

[@geofthompson3844]

There's never been a better talkshow host than Craig. He's sadly missed 😭😭😭

[@ANDREV]

Carrie Fishers is the only one who caught him off guard, legend

[@UnwarrierChicken]

What an absulote legend this man is, found his own way and loved it.

[@DoggosintheHouse]

"Everybody in Hollywood thinks your head is fantastic!" - Things I would never get away with saying but I'll probably say anyway.

[@Knightwingofbludhaven]

He’s always the coolest person in the room

[@tishortyfr]

Unless Carrie Fisher is in the room ;-)

[@mfforeskin9755]

" How do you think I got this job" Killed me

[@poloplatinum74]

I didn't know he was that funny. He's the only late night host that'll have me actually laughing out loud.

[@allisonchristian5678]

How is no one talking about the Geoff comment? “What have you done that’s gay?” “Come over here and I’ll show you”

[@Korkster100]

Really unappreciated line

[@mr.specialo7634]

“What kind of texture do you enjoy? Crunchy?” “You know, sort of ... reliable.” 😂😂😂 Carey Mulligan is the best!

[@mrhobs]

Wife material

[@hansomniac]

I suffer from bouts of depression, anxiety and panic attacks. I always know I've hit rock bottom when I keep coming back to Craig Ferguson. At my worst, he is the only person who can still make me laugh. And since he too has been a depressed alcoholic once, my dependency on his work is even stronger.

[@chrismckeown1297]

“How do you think I got this job?” Classic line😂

[@SoulEternalPeaceWarrior77]

Craig.....come back to Late Night!!!! We need you in these dark ages lol

[@TheCapitaineCarnage]

I think the sequence at 4:05 is the one that makes me laugh the most and perhaps the greatest exchange in late nigh TV history. How quick he was, while being incredibly clean at the same time. Blows my mind every single time.

[@napoleonisthegreatest.2448]

can you explain me the joke, please? I'm not fluent at english.

[@jkjives1786]

@@napoleonisthegreatest.2448 He was talking about the parrot repeating everything he said. Then Craig started repeating everything he said.

[@napoleonisthegreatest.2448]

@@jkjives1786 So, to imply that He himself is also a parrot? :)thank you.

[@jkjives1786]

@@napoleonisthegreatest.2448 You're welcome. Yes, Craig was being a parrot or "parroting" everything the guest said.

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@jkjives1786 to be precise, the guest was saying his son was "like" a parrot, altho he used a metaphor rather than a simile

[@korbendallas5318]

Mulligan's response is the single best line ever spoken in a tv show.

[@wren7195]

I'm a chronic illness patient, and sleep is a very distant memory. Craig Ferguson saved this wee lass' life, and I miss him tremendously. I'm really glad he's fought off his alcoholism, very thankful he was named Guardian of Scotland

[@TheMasheenist]

You are a gentleman and a scholar for continuing to produce these videos, thank you sir. I tip my hat to you, 🎩.

[@anthonymadril1210]

And he tipped his hat, like this.