The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS

The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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Chelsea Handler 'Nicaragua', The Mighty Boosh, Demi Lovato (America's Got Talent), Judge Judy (10 kids), Kevin Hart, The Rock, Simon Cowell, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry King, Barack Obama, London Mayor Boris Johnson (great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies), Samuel L Jackson 'Laurence Fishburne', Mike Tyson, Russell Westbrook, Will Smith and Margo Robbie,Zach Galifianakis, Mayim Bialik, Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Weakest Link Anne Robinson 'owned', John Oliver and Stephen Hawking, Gordon Ramsay, Flava of Love, Jesse Eisenberg, Conan O'Brien and Jennifer Garner (sneaked, snuck)
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[@MotleyTVOfficial]

Ayyy that moment when you're excited to post an all new video because laughter takes you on an instant vacation 🌴🌴🌴🍻. Please leave a like if you enjoyed the video ✌️

[@0Cindrum0]

MotleyTV ayy lmao bro kept it 💯 all day smoke it 420 drank lean

[@adamburdt8794]

MotleyTV My favorite is shen Conan gets the dictionary out. Beautiful

[@DavidHanks90]

Wasn't that Larry King?

[@blitzofchaos9518]

You might want to let people know that you make comedy videos as a disclaimer at the start of your videos. People are just posting political viewpoints and are making social commentary instead of just enjoying comedy.

[@icarus2576]

MotleyTV roasts are better when unexpected on live tv

[@severiinliiv7652]

“that’s why you use autotune and i don’t “ simon chokes on his water

[@Dizzy1980]

That was great!

[@Mary_Lee2395]

It’s true. If you listen to her without auto-tone she’s not all the good

[@AlexNZL]

@@Mary_Lee2395 Same could be said about 99% of todays music

[@Mary_Lee2395]

AlexNZL that’s very true to but for a lot of others singer they still sound great and original without auto-tone. For example, Kelly Clarkson shes a natural and bombs it even more without auto-tone. Demi sounds like she’s shouting and screaming most of the time only. Just my opinion

[@twowolveshighfiving]

@@Mary_Lee2395 I never listened to her music, but I do enjoy her persona.

[@ralphjulian5767]

that female gameshow host got burnt so hard she wished she wasnt there

[@gerti.kociaj]

Why does she looks to me like the leader of all the "KARENS" out there lol 😆

[@johnniethepom2905]

Anne Robinson looked like there was a blush of embarrassment trying to burst out from underneath her make up.

[@gerti.kociaj]

@@johnniethepom2905 that is true, and I don't know but she seems such a negative person to me(maybe it's just a show)

[@johnniethepom2905]

@@gerti.kociaj I don't think she had to try too hard to pull off that persona ! She was well known on British television for her brusque attitude . Maybe she was a different person at home , I like to think so . She certainly got 'owned ' here as they say .

[@Johmatri]

Is kelly caroline from 2 broke girls?

[@natesoto1362]

Howard is literally the ONLY person that got one over on Mrs. Robinson in The Weakest Link, she was sharp. That's what made Howard that much more epic as his comebacks were flawless and that's the only thing that would work against her. Normally she would flip it!

[@schnellfahren911]

Have a go when Pete Burns was on WL- he was always good for some great zingers, no matter the venue!

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

Dude the Robinson women really had no comeback lol. I was surprised man.

[@moffit1]

The person interviewing Tyson saw his life flash before his eyes 🤣

[@averagejoe3065]

“Thats why you use auto tune and I don’t” DEAD BODY REPORTED

[@princessmjb957]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shivangbhardwaj2849]

Man this was too good

[@zandyzain6241]

Emergency Meeting

[@gregorymitchell6292]

Man that burn will be remembered for years to come because the look on her face said it all.

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

She doesn't need autotune. The man played himself with that comment.

[@bhupeshwankar9316]

Anne: "Are you more interesting than you look?" Our Homeboy Howard: I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career

[@daviesdavies538]

I respect he tried to play nice to start with but she kept pushing it so he thought 'oh to hell with this' lol

[@tash1248]

That’s the point of her character. 😂

[@katiezee2]

Good on him. She messed wth the wrong guy, the snottyass bitch.

[@tae957]

What is that show?

[@tash1248]

@@tae957 the weakest link

[@JoseTorres-ms2ui]

Man I died in laughter when mike said that on live tv and the guy next to him smirked the whole time 🤣

[@Smeginator]

I saw that live years ago. I had to stop and actually watch (as opposed to just listening) because Tyson started cursing him out

[@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat]

It wasn't funny. Mike is obnoxiously rude. And as a convicted rapist, it was a good valid question from the interviewer.

[@paul6point7]

What show was that? That was brutal

[@Smeginator]

@@paul6point7 it was a Toronto morning news show. I forget the name

[@paul6point7]

@@Smeginator good enough, I want to watch it from the start…he poked mike and mike wasn’t having it. Found it! kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYDLlatnibGoqtk

[@Pendragon667]

Howard should gives classes (lectures) in Rhetoric. That man's answers were savage and came almost instantly.

[@MoeJae86]

@ 8:27 JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[@bmae9]

“Yeah ‘cause we schooled in England!” Imagine taking down an entire country in one sentence 😩😩😩

[@dxrk5172]

Especially america

[@ruialmeida818]

If he said that in any country in Europe, nobody would bat an eye.

[@dxrk5172]

Adina Royce yet they still lost to Canada, the other half of the continent

[@nicolegreen1599]

Assholes just ASSUMED it was America.

[@ann-maryn1232]

Nicole Green um the lady is American

[@llla_german_ewoklll6413]

The guy on that game show just kept unloading his extended mag of roasts.

[@futhamucka]

There was no mags, he just had a belt loaded machine roaster

[@hellodrgreenthumb]

He had that bitch pondering her thoughts and life choices lol

[@makita3680]

She fucked with the wrong business developer

[@DrYnroh]

THATS HOWARD THE MAN.

[@AllyssaS]

Woman can give it but she can't take it 😂

[@nasoninaibili2554]

That "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" one was just way to good😂😂😂

[@chrishateley5582]

"I just don't understand how something so small can be so impressive." "Well, Mark, you would know about that." That was straight out of Anchorman.

[@Garbologist]

"Were gonna wrap this interview up, thanks for coming in" "Fuck you"

[@mk67mlo50]

PLUTO yo that shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jay8819]

PLUTO "you can't swear, we are live on TV" "fuck you, what you gonna do about it" loooool

[@nirvash7677]

PLUTO was gonna like your comment...but...them likes tho nevermind then...it went up...liked

[@Garbologist]

Nirvash 7 wtf hahaha it was at like 20 yesterday

[@stevenash9282]

Nirvash 7 he got 22 likes in 15 minutes

[@daviddellarova]

“Somehow I don’t doubt that.” Legendary tier 1000

[@mviraltube3078]

ROK player?

[@Guilherme_Oliveira72]

It's over 9000!!!

[@elbappots9464]

That's even better than anything Simon Cowell has said

[@aaronjavier2272]

double burn

[@eddielicea3740]

Lmao I died

[@whatnowZA]

The game show host was definitely asking for *it* and had *it* handed to her 😂

[@MissCellanious1]

She wasnt even going hard you must be sensitive af

[@cls606]

The samuel Jackson one was so brutal he literally obliterated that man’s job on live tv we just watched him get fired 😂😂😂

[@caiovinicius5204]

Who's Samuel Jackson bro? That was Will Smith

[@DankMemer42013]

@@caiovinicius5204 nah that was obv Lawrence Fishburn

[@joesupg1695]

that was dwayne johnson bro

[@gavinreid2741]

He got fired for that error!

[@mr.tootitup6999]

That was Denzel Washington. Are yall dumb?

[@ladavis570]

DID THAT GUY JUST SAY “YOUR DAUGHTER” TO JUDGE JUDY?!?!?!

[@robindreier9796]

I don't know how or why but yes he did.

[@Adam-vq7iq]

Yes, and at that moment he became a legend

[@christopherfowler6944]

Why they cut it off there? I had to know what Judy's response was to that.. Lol

[@robindreier9796]

Chris Fowler the video is on KZbin. She went ballistic

[@LiveLoudandLiveAlive]

Adam Raju a broke legend... but a legend none the less

[@wackstir5333]

Imagine saying 'including your daughter' to judge Judy I am dead 💀💀💀

[@eloisdj1]

That ahit had me dead

[@syahidkacak]

He be like It's my episode

[@Ceracio]

Anyone know whatt happened in this case. I seriously can't imagine Judge Judy just brushing off something like that.

[@genevandenham7999]

That show was a joke anyway. If you look at the contracts, everyone who was picked for the show had all their legal fees including settlements paid by the show. Most of those court shows work that way.

[@Dandeemandesign]

@@Ceracio he lost the case. Suprise suprise

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Conan laughing maniacally was the best way to end the vid! 😆

[@TedsHoldOver]

Something I couldn't have predicted in 1M years...a Business development manager for a large bank in the North East is my hero. Howard, if you can hear us, we love you. 7:35

[@Skyler-yw3od]

"That's why you use autotune and I don't." SJFJSJDJS HE GOT SIMON COWELL TO REACT, WOAH.

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

that was actually a good one

[@Rank1Artist]

it’s a yes from me.

[@LaSignorasfav]

@@Rank1Artist are you the real Simon

[@Rank1Artist]

Zwelibanzinkosi24 Nkosi No of course not I thought it would be a funny name I’m not the real guy though

[@themadhatter7416]

I died laughing

[@birdbird749]

“That’s why you use autotune and I don’t” Damn he wasn’t even wrong though. That’s why Simon choked on his drink

[@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw]

That’s majority of the pop industry as well

[@hellurgoodbur8230]

I gagged

[@infinityquartz4744]

Eh her voice is pretty amazing tbh

[@bigmacsauce1953]

@@infinityquartz4744 that's why you do heroin, and i dont

[@infinityquartz4744]

@@bigmacsauce1953 Yes that one's hilarious

[@anakelly8956]

I remember that guy clapping back at Demi. He told the truth. That was a drop-the-mic moment. Even Simon burst out laughing.

[@eolond1003]

I thought it was cute how a) he was trying to insult Demi, who is actually a fantastic singer and b) he thought if he made it into the business he'd be above auto-tune. Guy's clapback was rather weak.

[@strangerspodcast]

When Mike said "fuck you" to that interviewer man he carried sooooo many people on his back who want to say that when they get sidelined and attacked by the media. I loved it. Had to watch a few times. Integrity isn't kissing ass to maintain your status. Integrity is being true to yourself and never letting anyone be in charge of your image.

[@sorryrashmi9885]

Legend mike tyson

[@everebecca9868]

@@sorryrashmi9885 he was convicted of rape in 1992

[@s..a893]

@@everebecca9868 wasn’t rape, just some bitch wanting to get a payday

[@user-gw4jp3xg3n]

@@s..a893 it was rape. Dumbass

[@Molotovjack]

Mike Tyson was convicted of rape so he is a rapist.

[@shayneb3540]

"Howard" said in an interview later than he prepared himself to spar with Anne. He took the time to read up on making jokes, comebacks, and even comedy theory. Fucking smart dude.

[@danielleking262]

That was AWESOME. I've never seen anyone roast her back! I can't believe she stayed in character!! 🤯😂😂😂

[@rhorybader4054]

@@danielleking262 You can see her struggling, that's the best part.

[@leeroberts4850]

He lied then there is no such thing as comedy theory Conversation over

[@isaiahhernandez8160]

@@leeroberts4850 there’s “theory” for everything. If you’re smart enough you can figure them all out.

[@leeroberts4850]

@@isaiahhernandez8160 I wonder if people who misuse the word theory do it on purpose he has often as people who understand what it means correct people who don't they have to be doing it on purpose now

[@seth_7197]

Messing with Gordon Ramsay is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.

[@ricard0mil0s80]

More like playing with a magazine fed pistol

[@Kryptonian42042]

Not if you're Norm McDonald

[@luishurtado2170]

@jace alford lmao

[@tipoftheiceberg7034]

Unless you’re Hugh Jackman

[@mjisenhart702]

Unless your Marco Pierre White

[@dr.rlellis3871]

Conan finding SNUCK in the dictionary was] PRICELESS, but the LAUGH AFTER WAS COMEDIC GOLD.

[@thirsty7281]

"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies." I'm gonna have to use that sometime. Funniest thing I've heard him say.

[@Sourcy]

'' Somehow I don't doubt that'' DAAAAAMN LOL

[@cadenanderson1042]

Sourcy I love him lmao (no homo)

[@alexz888]

Bitch didn't know what say lmao

[@thyindiegamer5988]

That's what you call savage LOL

[@CB-xr1eg]

Haha, it's hilarious when people ( guys? ) who are unsure of their sexuality feel the need to post...(no homo)...at the end of their comment.

[@josephkarunraj8450]

What is the name of the show

[@jacindafletcher4840]

"that's why you use auto tune and i don't" OMG SIMONS FACE

[@Barbara-cc8mq]

That was priceless. Lol

[@thecritics1out887]

I don't know why no one else heard this🤣🤣

[@chocolatecharley99]

Have you heard her voice live though? It really developed fast throughout her career. It's deep and controlled. There's a whole compilation of celebrities being impressed by her live performances and it gives me chills

[@kanyedidntmaketaylorfamous2669]

@@chocolatecharley99 As I die-hard Lovatic- thank you.

[@arthurmorgan8526]

I saw an edited version where he said "that's why you use heroin and I dont"

[@christinapaterno5585]

Howard came through for himself lol. He was awesome!!!!!!!

[@farje1]

Anne Robinson's face when she realises she's been had is precious.

[@likeastroke]

Funny that Howard actually ended up more interesting than he looked

[@kobi-wanaenobi7080]

He sure did. 😆

[@jczlcheeze]

Haha he's quick! Unless he doesn't want to lolol

[@kobi-wanaenobi7080]

@nevik10 what didn't she get?

[@likeastroke]

@nevik10 It was a sarcastic moment, she got it but she wanted to embarrass him by telling to explain what he meant explictily...but obviously that backfired

[@kobi-wanaenobi7080]

@nevik10 joke basically was that she never had sex to understand that.(going by this video I wouldn't wanna have sex with this type of women)

[@alexswan8597]

"Somehow i don't doubt that" She walked right into that one.

[@MANWITDABAG]

Kelly Reynolds best one

[@thelonelyone2713]

Somebody call 911, Howard just murdered a woman

[@getsmarty7603]

That was the beginning of the end of her career! 🤣🤣

[@rekaadang]

She asked for it!

[@riittastina6373]

That was cold!! She tried to make him uncomfortable but he just clapped back hard😂😭

[@tonythetiger1222]

I love how Mike Tyson basically treated the interview like a Call of Duty Lobby

[@thegargoylecumeth7932]

I was expecting Will to hit her with something like "Well, everything you've done and people still think your actual name is Harley Quinn" but DAMN he picked violence on that one 🤣🤣

[@dannywalker5319]

“Keep my shows name out your fucking mouth”

[@rawdog42]

When Mike Tyson says "What are you going to do about it?" One must really take a moment and think "What am I actually going to do about it?"

[@clariecec9101]

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" -Mike Tyson

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

Yeah, go ahead and mouth off to Iron Mike Tyson, set how that will go lol

[@ethansing8754]

@@patrickmclaughlin61 bit salty there?

[@barriepuntmoi2041]

@@patrickmclaughlin61 one of the best boxers of alltime stfu you on about

[@barriepuntmoi2041]

@@patrickmclaughlin61 not really no

[@Max2ds]

Howard the “Business Development Manager” didn’t hesitate, dude has a sharp wit and titanium testes

[@stevenbrooks9077]

He destroyed her

[@starrchild6755]

You liked them? 😂Kidding

[@punishercastle5487]

I can’t tell if she was really pissed off or if she was just trying to uphold the angry Brit persona and she actually was trying not to laugh lol

[@pinklady4772]

She started it and he finished her,lol.

[@starrchild6755]

He blasted her on the internet! My favorite was, you're so old you saw rainbows in black & while,! Great old joke burn! 💯😂🤣💙

[@notyourstoknow3190]

"You are as crazy as the people on twitter." Samuel L. Jackson showing how right he was

[@yeenus3691]

mike proved to me once again that hes a legend

[@MissCellanious1]

Proved to me he's a lil b**** at heart... all hands.

[@Evil_Monologues]

"Snuck isnt a word, you went to harvard and you should know that" Instantly the least likeable person within 300 miles

[@Maninawig]

Having the balls to pull out a dictionary though.

[@almarcel7764]

When a smartass tries to clown someone smarter than them

[@gavindalziel9022]

@@Maninawig makes you wonder if it was scripted..🤔

[@Maninawig]

@@gavindalziel9022 no, the look on her face had too much embarassment. And I would find it odd if a talk show would not have a dictionary handy.

[@amiramz7869]

some of the audience actually clapped which is even sadder

[@nopulau8628]

Howard just murdered her, comeback after comeback.

[@judsonkr]

OMG he owned her.

[@starjay5355]

She fell in love after that

[@massimoxperia]

Nopulau Dah hou SAVAGE

[@pedromercury984]

But her comeback weren't an insult lol niggas these days smh what a joke

[@jeevesllorttramseno8039]

She was MAD Mad haha

[@KingGelo9]

Mike: “what you gonna do about it” Interviewer: *i have made a very grave mistake* “So you have a TV show”

[@CJ-tx3tm]

1:30 had me cackling 😂😂 Simon is a straight up SAVAGE!!

[@c.moriarty1178]

8:41 too. Such a perfect quip

[@somedude0505]

Morgan Freeman didnt let that guy off the hook easy......

[@jackgunn1480]

Good one.

[@damnright1766]

😆

[@messi8544]

Fabian 😂😂😂😂

[@goldeneddie]

Genius!

[@brightgarinson3099]

It wasn't Morgan Freeman. It was Nelson Mandela.

[@RubDubDubENT]

The bank manager ran away with it, so many good comebacks back to back hahaha.

[@allmightypixel9770]

RubDubDubENT I love how she just had to turn around except the burn

[@senpaipugs]

I aspire to one day reach his level of petty

[@TruOnyxfire]

Her best response to his last burn would be to break character and start laughing at his "win".

[@Milesco]

@ RubDub : Yeah, that was awesome.

[@charlieextra9406]

yeah, that guy won this round. but i love the hosts reaction to mayim bialik's response (big bang theory).

[@MA-iridium]

0:13 That British lad was just Brilliant ....and truthful too.

[@ashtonyoshi6811]

1st burn was amazing af TKO to an American education system 🤣🤣

[@chloechan549]

7:22 was my favourite. It was smart, professional, and she rudely insulted him 1st. That guy saved himself very well.

[@marcopena7638]

Chloe Chan That was the point of the host's character in that gameshow.

[@gabrea1]

Marco Peña that part played when I saw your comment! He's an absolute legend

[@Jen-rw7yh]

She played her self! 😂😂 😂 love this guy!

[@snlescaille]

@@marcopena7638 What is that show called?

[@goha9218]

@@snlescaille weakest link

[@scannerc2087]

The guy at the game show was an absolute legend

[@andreasskoglund4829]

Howard for president

[@G3Dem]

He didn't 🔥

[@supersonicmario56]

Somehow I don't doubt that . . .

[@fortunatodelacruz2451]

Yeah he was epic!

[@JohnnyCashOriginal]

What is the name of that game show?

[@kashvi8176]

"great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" this had me laughing for so longgg 💀

[@charissayoung7959]

Omg.... some of these are brutal 🤣

[@bigtea3240]

Every time Seinfeld talks everything turns into the bee movie

[@melissacampos6703]

Big Tea 😂😂😂😂

[@avii3]

Ya like jazz?

[@keontehodge5982]

avii3 why did i hear that so perfectly 😂

[@phxmaell1338]

Yesss 😂🤣

[@ckslade0]

On god 😭

[@StrobeFireStudios]

First thing was best. "You guys ever heard of Nicaragua?" "Yea, because we schooled in England" hahahaha

[@biamoreno7415]

I see it everywhere and I don't understand it

[@richardbroski2933]

I took that to mean, England focuses on "England is the best and only country in the world along with the countries they conquered" as far as geography is concerned.

[@willnestor6422]

@@richardbroski2933Yeah what he means is the american education system is shit and mostly full of thickos. Whereas if you were schooled in England you would have heard of it because you had a better education growing up.

[@bratitu5601]

@@biamoreno7415 she was so amazed to know that a country named nicaragua exist and bragged about it. the boy seems confused cause he thought thats just a common knowledge. and so by saying his last sentence its like he i saying " ooh maybe its because we are in a better education system than her". as you know cause us citizen are known for their bad memory on common knowledge like math, world maps , etc and thus people thought that us really have a bad educational system and make fun of it. i dont know the truth about that but thats what the internet said so....

[@christina7215]

The English school system is actually shit... it's nothing but brainwashing and indoctrination... so.

[@stevensanderson1366]

Boris will never not make me laugh 🤣🤣

[@iiGingiey]

Mike Tyson "what are you gonna do about it?" 99% of people "not a damn thing"

[@electricchurchmedia1187]

The Mike Tyson one makes me laugh like a bastard everytime: “Thanks for coming in.” “Fuck you.” “Alright.”

[@vanman757]

Same 😆🤣

[@justinwatson6932]

He just shouldn't have asked a question like that in the arvo especially when it comes to Iron Mike lol he was asking for it. They usually make an agreement pre air however that wasn't what Dan did lol fucking idiot

[@Fordguy19]

@@justinwatson6932 mike Tyson just mad because he knows he did it

[@RH-nk7eo]

Bitch had his tail between his legs even though he knew full well that he did Mike dirty. Good on Tyson for calling him out.

[@justsomekid6847]

@@RH-nk7eo i dont get what happened can anyone explain?

[@Tkieron]

At least the guy who mistook Samuel L Jackson for Lawrence Fishburne apologized and owned up to it right away. Good on him.

[@belalabusultan5911]

who is Samuel L Jackson ? jk, I know he's that dude from Fresh prince of Bill Clinton.

[@drdougy7772]

I love that Samuel L Jackson just laughs about it and gets like fake mad about it but doesnt get offended

[@ytreece]

Dr Dougy umm...I think he was offended. It was retry damn offensive.

[@drdougy7772]

@@ytreece yes it was an offensive comment but instead of getting triggered about it or something he more turned it into a joke on the news guy

[@anthonydiaz8123]

He's the entertainment reporter!!! No excuse!!!

[@yanabahm.1728]

Mike T out with any professionalism! Hilarious and real! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andreabruson5558]

"You're so old that when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white" 😂😂 I'm gonna use it any time from now on!!

[@SheldonBeldon]

Still my favorite one-liner: “Ok thanks for coming” “Fuck you”

[@kingstown3543]

Lmaoo I died

[@bebitoomar]

What did you want him to say, "No, fuck you mike"?

[@abelrufael2238]

@KRAYON becuase he said that Mike was a convicted rapist but Mike says he is not a rapist and believes he didn't do it so when the guy said he was a convicted rapist obivisouly you would get pissed and you wouldn't say that to someone's face.

[@abelrufael2238]

@KRAYON yeah exactly lol

[@Frankincensedjb123]

That's my favorite one. Tyson went off on a guy who deserved it. He was probably shitting his pants the whole time.

[@litboisavage2171]

The way Stephen Hawking smirked when roasted that guy was so satisfying.

[@fr8hauler]

He can smirk?

[@amarutrix0691]

fr8hauler A long time ago but he lost that too. :/

[@iguess1339]

@@amarutrix0691 he lost the ability to breath about two years ago too ://// I'm joking I loved this guy, he was very bright and the world lost someone of great value on March 14th RIP Stephen

[@l.d.r6653]

Its Steven numb nuts

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@@iguess1339 I remember his final words *Low Battery, Shutting Down*

[@OutandAboutwithTrev]

There must be a very short line for your job,!!!!! I said that to a boss once as I worked out the door! love it....

[@deepaparakkal4241]

Conan's Villain laugh and grin as he holds up the dictionary for every one to see is the best

[@Emarimooo]

when mike tyson said "what are you gonna do about it" the reporter changed the conversation so fast like "Im in danger" lol

[@theonewhobullies]

yeah like he had more clout than Tyson. Gtf outta here.😂

[@andygee8716]

I figure the reporter had a huge bet on with the producer that he could call Mike Tyson a rapist to his face and get away with it.

[@french.blackdevil1967]

Do not mess with Mike...Do you want to live any day

[@andygee8716]

@NoireTCG Player Do you see any reference to bullets here, or are we not talking about hypothetical hand to hand combat with the man?

[@cerebrxll6064]

@NoireTCG Player what’re you talking about?

[@williamjones8432]

"You supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" I almost died of laughter

[@GameDevAraz]

Best fucking ever sentence lol

[@scifigrl23]

I had to watch multiple times !!!

[@WPB626]

Ahhh our London Prime minister

[@societywithin]

to be fair it's quite a superb insult, but this man's politics is rather the opposite.

[@brandonhoward3805]

WPB626 fucking wish he was prime minister, he's been demoted to head of foreign affairs.

[@liliesofthefield5310]

The weakest link one never gets old 😂

[@chipmunk1227]

There's a big difference between being cancelled and number 1. I love Jerry ❤️🤣😂

[@SaltedTurkey]

"You come acroth like a nithe guy but you're a pieth of shit" 😂😂😂

[@moshabraf]

Alex I think you're mixing up Tyson with Chris Eubank. Tyson doesn't have a lisp, Eubank does.

[@kashduece]

Shabba dabba Yes the fuck he does he is known for it lmao

[@alunashepard9031]

Tashi Rose Shabba Dabba thinks snuck isn't a word either.

[@SaltedTurkey]

Shabba dabba bruh no, he's known for having a lisp.

[@frauleinmona]

@Alex. Oh my Lord Alex you have my side splitting open right now! That is SO funny! I keep reading your comment over and over again! I don't know if any of you remember "In Living Color", but Keenan Ivory Wayans used to do a Mike Tyson parody and it was hilarious! He had Mike's little fairy voice and his lisp down to a "T"! lol 😂😂😂😂

[@hunterhorton2513]

“That’s why you use auto tune and I don’t.” Has to be the best comeback lmao

[@dfsfssdfsdfs3084]

And true.

[@ernestkhalimov9368]

*Destroyed In Seconds see you in next episode...

[@chesterlockett4002]

TAKE THAT POP SINGERS! METAL HEADS RISE UP!

[@CadillacDriver]

I reckon The Weakest Link woman getting destroyed was better. Close, to be fair, but better.

[@demaunstanford3410]

The Savagery 😅

[@theghostreckon69420]

That exchange between Howard and that real life sized Christmas decoration women was funny as hell.

[@bibleredpill7225]

Mike Tyson “ What are you gonna do about it?” LOL 😂

[@jupiterlesabe]

"I can't understand how something so small can be rather impressive" "Well Mark, you would know about that"

[@spacificnocean8534]

I dont understand how that's an insult?

[@joelromero6074]

@@spacificnocean8534 Because she is implying that his member is small, but also impressive. It does and doesn't work as a joke.

[@Truevisionsolutions]

Spacific Nocean REALLY?????? surely your not that stupid!!!

[@spacificnocean8534]

If it is impressive than size doesnt matter. Not an insult.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

lol how can someone actually need that explaining!

[@abbie_joan]

"I don't understand how something so small could be so impressive" "Oh well you would know that"

[@istealwaifus8526]

That was the best one for me

[@JB-nj4cp]

Pretty sure he hit and dumped her

[@jacksmith4460]

yep that was a verbal arm bar if ever I heard one

[@pedromdcc13]

The timing was amazing

[@khazsilverstar]

But is it really an insult?

[@bosands8432]

This was amazing

[@HerculesRockefellerESQ]

"Somehow I don't doubt that" 🤣

[@mylobage]

Howard is a legend from here on out. Let it be known.

[@PursuingInfinity]

mylobage She just kept digging herself in a hole. Felt bad for her. Glad she stopped LMFAO

[@joseeduardobenavidesgonzal3685]

mylobage what kind of idiot asks something like "you must be quick"? Bitch was pretty much asking for it

[@mattwhite5639]

mylobage She kept trying to roast him but got obliterated

[@texmexlink]

Matt White ikr and it was satisfying as fuck

[@maazypaaz]

That final roast obliderated her like Exodia

[@Taking20]

"You would know about that" Dayum

[@toplelm8999]

Hey, atleast its small and impressive

[@loganparr8490]

A truly withering comment and delivery. Ghastly

[@YoungOneJim]

Why hey Cody

[@aaraar3869]

Thats my favorite.

[@BeBeEcstatic]

Amadour Lopez Uh, any man that needs to shame a woman for sexual experience is in emergency fucking need of poon, with a bigger dick and some happiness on the side. I can tell you that right now, sir. Let me know if you have any other questions.

[@PhoenixOutlaws]

I remember watching Tyson take down that interviewer live on Tv and couldn’t stop laughing 💀

[@tobe3940]

4:48 "I just can't understand how something so small can be so impressive" -"well Mark, you would know about that"! Best comeback I've ever seen in these videos! XD Way to go to her!

[@gucciflipflops9193]

I always laugh at how Russell Westbrook says “I’m out” and then turns around because he has nowhere to go

[@nikkinicole5435]

😂😂😂😂

[@daedlus7323]

He didnt understand the question.

[@kwayvldn3682]

Daedlus the question was stupid

[@daedlus7323]

@@kwayvldn3682 you dont understand it either?

[@swaglad9728]

@@kwayvldn3682 exactly

[@aydinaguilar3435]

“You’re so old when you were a kid rainbows were black and white” 💀💀💀

[@carriewinward3252]

OMG! That was the best!

[@sharonapadalecki9923]

Will Ferrel is 4 years older than Mark Wahlberg though

[@twowolveshighfiving]

the rock thought pretty hard about Kevin's balls being so evil.

[@its_britneybicth]

The writer of that line deserves a raise

[@redakye]

I don't get it, can someone explain please?

[@D3hernandez1]

Simon and that Cleveland line had me dying 😂

[@ryangarwood7369]

The guy beside Mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣 looks like he's enjoying this a whole lot

[@bumbledouche3323]

"Great, supine, protoplasmic, invertebrate jellies!" I've never heard a *scripted* comeback that good, never mind off-the-cuff lol

[@eyedeasneverdie3348]

Thats Boris Johnson for you, crazy rich arsehole who somehow bumbled his way into a position of power.

[@waterwind2266]

Eyedeas Never Die Hey, we've got one of these over here too!

[@dbasrus]

But at least he's not you

[@NarwahlGaming]

What, exactly, is going on in that meeting? I couldn't understand a word. How do Brits get anything done if they can't understand each other?

[@mat5473]

He didn't "bumble into power", he was born into the elite aristocratic ruling class. He went to Eton with David Cameron and numerous other MPs etc.

[@sarahiqbal3612]

“something so small could be so impressive mark you would know about that” 💀💀

[@ARJUN-SS]

She slept with him 😂

[@muffdiver240]

@@ARJUN-SS ...and didn't like it.

[@loualbino5536]

@@muffdiver240 But she said it was impressive.

[@mirkovladislav4321]

what did he do tho😂

[@duey2140]

🤣

[@ladyjay9482]

I love her she's a freaking scientist how awesome

[@thundrwaffle]

ending with conan was great love that man

[@rawlifeokolue9237]

"Protoplasmic, invertebrate, jellies!"

[@victoriaalbastra6325]

I love that!

[@christianulrick1221]

Love him or hate him, you have to admit he has had some amazing comebacks over the years

[@lawrence142002]

And now he can barely muster the energy to stand up to Keir Starmer. How the buffoonish have fallen.

[@GreenthumbsGarden]

that cracked me up, what a diss 😂 😂

[@charliebitmeoow]

You forgot "supine" 😉😅

[@jasper6971]

Someone give Howard from 7:24 a reward. He's a true master of comebacks

[@BlankVonRecru1t]

He’s a real mad lad

[@alphabetsoup8628]

She tried to burn him so he threw her to a volcano

[@mrcaesar3123]

NowThislsEpic into the sun

[@chiiv999]

Steve he never said “and” lmao

[@chiiv999]

Steve I clicked and he said “Anne” referring to her name Anne Robinson.

[@chasitysartistry9018]

Mike Tyson had me crying 🤣

[@recoveringliberal1689]

jellies, that made my day.

[@elyonrobinson2384]

“Great Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” is as British as any insult can be.

[@lisasinclair2748]

brilliant wasn't it

[@tankierktm4816]

Init bruv

[@ianleeandrews5838]

I don't think they are allowed to swear so they come up with innovative insults

[@fozthepoet8274]

Johnson wanting scrutiny... oh how times have changed.

[@lisasinclair2748]

@@fozthepoet8274 Gold isn't it. Mind you, he's only requesting questions from invertebrates.

[@Night-mq8hn]

"Great Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jellies!!!" Only in Britian 😂😂😂

[@oskarfunes2505]

Love British humor😄

[@hiyashah1648]

What does it mean though ?? Could u elaborate

[@Night-mq8hn]

@@hiyashah1648 He is basically saying they have no bone structure in reference to their lack of confidence to continue criticizing him

[@hiyashah1648]

Oh 😂

[@babaroga73]

Also went to english school, I guess.

[@GSTE_]

man that laugh is too good

[@funkyfiss]

I love the Mike Tyson interview! "You know.. your a piece of sh××." 😂

[@imm6795]

Sitting next to tyson has to be the scariest thing ever 😂 especially when he doesn’t like you😂😂😂

[@Joseph-vx8vp]

fuck that piece of shit Host

[@beniciokelly2727]

it takes "what are you gonna do about it?" to another level, imagine trying to raise your fist at a world heavyweight champion boxer.

[@Q-Bits8]

*doesn't

[@imm6795]

Carbon MatrixG3 thx for correcting 😉

[@yusufnawaz3793]

The guy shouldnt of exposed mike like

[@derk486]

“Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” christ boris, calm down

[@victoriaiwanicka7289]

I don’t care for his political style but you’ve gotta love his vocabulary XD

[@adamsmedley1541]

Gotta give him credit for that, they made a massive issue about something he’d done but when he sat infront of them and gave them the chance to scrutinise and question him and they decided to skip over it. Didn’t have the balls to question him which infuriated him greatly as they wasted everyone’s time and threw aside their right to challenge him after all the shouting and moaning they had done prior

[@derk486]

Yeah, i greatly dislike boris but the man does have a good way with words

[@Propaproduct]

That quote makes me laugh 100% of the time

[@GhostInPajamas]

Gotta be the most British insult I’ve ever heard. Incredible

[@thebossdawghomie]

At the end of that exchange, Ann should have redeemed herself and told the truth, "I'm absolutely SOAKED right now." 😂

[@TimJapan]

I shuddered.