Ally McCoist Tells The Paul Gascoigne Big Les Jet Ski 1996 Tale To Laura Woods On talkSPORT

[@smarkymark5591]

Ally McCoist can cure depression with his story's

[@Zakoid1]

Aw he's brilliant... The ones about Gazza putting fish in Gordon Durie's car and the fireworks story are quality 😁

[@dancasey6371]

Oh I know pure shite 🙄🙄🙄

[@mattrosser1377]

Super is a class act👍

[@MarkMckay-b3h]

Or put u in q deeper one

[@johnc3403]

Yeah, because there's nothing better than hearing how brilliant someone else's life is to brighten your day. ..cure depression my arse!

[@Muzza2023]

I grew up with Ally tormenting my soul every Old Firm match but he is just a charming charismatic funny genuine guy so much respect for him 💚💙

Get a room

[@alanoleary4753]

In tears here 🤣🤣 it’s the way Ally laughs before each line . Brilliant ! 😂😂

[@caeserromero3013]

If only he was wearing a Roger Moore safari suit at the time 😂😂

[@stuartc383]

Tbf bridge of weir does tend to flood at least once a year so jet ski might come in handy

[@leonsean406]

Use to love him on question of sport

[@hannecatton2179]

Ally Mac and Gazza ! 2 great , great geezers.

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[@Johnd-ru9lj]

OMG gréât story from a legend !! Glad you survived !!

[@JamesAH1]

There must be something about that chair that turns your skin beetroot

[@elite1189]

He loves a story

[@MrGersboy72]

“London docks by the airport, you know, the water?” No shit ally😂

[@bro89174]

Laura woods is so gorgeous

[@anthony342]

thank you

[@daviel6595]

What a team that was

[@iamfergo]

2:14

[@pifflepockle]

The banter

[@kevanbrown7620]

I've always loved Ali's humour. A true mate of the national treasure Paul Gascoine. Laura Woods you are very pretty.

[@davidwalsh8241]

Ally mccoist sunderland's greatest ever player.😂😂😂

[@bro89174]

Laura woods is beautiful

[@ericengleby265]

Legend of a man

[@MrBrynmair]

Ohh I thought it was about Gazza.

[@ketchupboss9665]

This guy's stories are so funny

[@garycross2741]

You're sad thinking Ally Mcoists stories are funny.

[@garycross2741]

Gascoigne was a clown.

[@TMAdventuresT7]

Class 😂😂

[@aaronbennett7474]

I wonder what Ally said too Paul the next time they spoke haha...HWTL

[@adamthedude9655]

That seems an over the top story to tell how exactly would a jet ski just jump over a boat without the aid of a ramp

[@bobSCOTT99]

Adam The dude or maybe he went flying off the jet ski and over the boat

[@bonnetdedouche]

yep, if you listen properly HE went over the boat. not the jet ski

[@garycross2741]

Well it is the story teller Ally Mcoist , he talks rubbish, and that Laura Woods is terrible just so false, Flintoff was terrible, it's just Talk Man United talksport.

[@christopherbeck166]

@@bonnetdedouche at no point does he say he comes off the jet ski or mentions it crashing in to the boat but the bit that says hes still on it for me is when he says he looks back

[@TheRedmart]

@@christopherbeck166 Whether true or not, he clearly says ''I flew over the boat" not sure why anyone would need the reassurance of him saying "I flew off the jet ski and over the boat" Its not a court of law.

[@Rivelino824]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ClintSpinster]

as hes telling it you can see hes thinking what to make up next as hes making it up, add that to the list of shit that also didnt happen that day

[@docdr7199]

Who is "Big Les?"

[@dneilmusic1434]

Les Ferdinand

[@Andrew-zg7nh]

search for 'The Big Les Show'

[@robertbrook7581]

Les Dawson.

[@bonnetdedouche]

les eh yer cheek

[@jimbowba]

Les Battersby

[@franksfiddle9031]

so not a Paul Gascoigne story then

[@andrewwheeler8591]

19th November 06:10 and guess what, "listen to this Al it's hilarious" 🙄..... WHERE'S MIKE PARRY.....

[@garycross2741]

They've replaced the likes of Mike Parry with terrible pundits like Ally Mcoist, Laura Woods, Flintoff is shocking, and that unbearable Gabby Agbonlahor.

[@andrewwheeler8591]

Come back Mike Parry all is forgiven!

[@garycross2741]

Parry was great, not like the dross pundits they've got on know, have you heard that Gabby Agbonlahor Flintoff, that Max Rushden, Charlie Baker, all terrible and there'more, so poor talksport know.

[@garycross2741]

@HeedArmy83 isn't he a terrible pundit.

[@Brooksey01]

The false laughter is terrible from Ally. But Lauras acting is commendable pretending to laugh at an unfuny story, well done Woodsey. 😂😂

[@greatwhiteshark9192]

Get Baker and Kelly for breakfast show for christ sake.. Laura is awful at this.. Just giggling rubbish.. But obviously because she is attractive woman.. Nothing will ever happen. Joke!!

[@garycross2741]

Yes Laura Woods is terrible, Mcoist is a joke, there's some terrible pundits on. Talksport nowadays, have you heard that Gabby Agbonlahor, it's talk United anyway that channel.

[@paulsockett4662]

Going downhill quickly this station..if it wasn't for Simon Jordan and h and j its awful...ratings tank from 6 am Mon to wed...

[@vantheman1244]

Is it me or is this not funny. Or is it the Scottish accent and the pedestrian delivery

[@stewartnicol3028]

It's you....

[@vantheman1244]

@@stewartnicol3028 hahahahha it’s not

[@CrazyLarry23]

I'm with you. The pay off was pretty poor. Ally McCoist thinks he's a lot funnier than he is. His Question of Sport antics were usually wasted on me.

[@johnc3403]

What's Jim Davidson doing on talkSport?

[@alastairmiller2715]

long live e weigiess

[@robw8173]

What about the story about when he was blootered and went home and beat his wife???

[@johnscanlon5697]

That was rubbish ffs, why dose the constant gardener always tell gazza stories????

[@ColinCarnochan-ov1gl]

Its a scene straight out of only fools and horses forget james bond more johhny English

[@southstandloyalblock40stok94]

Funny Story this

[@garycross2741]

Funny you're sad you.

[@andrewwheeler8591]

Why?

[@conorsmith5765]

One or two more...keep em to yourself big lad!

[@stephenstewart1742]

You watched this just to comment that young man! You have very little knowledge and a dead pan persona!

[@johnmcintosh5465]

23 points Conor

[@MarkMckay-b3h]

Want really at funny aly

[@Soldier9811]

Quite a shit story to be fair

[@browngold2460]

His son nearly killed a man

[@stuartmc6377]

And what has that got to do with this story ?? He made a mistake and has paid for it , get a life mate

[@garycross2741]

@@stuartmc6377 listen Mcoist is a clown, hated him on Question of sport so annoying and that Sue Barker so false.

[@garycross2741]

@e belldo Mcoist is a joke

[@garycross2741]

@e belldo 10 what in a row.

[@garycross2741]

@e belldo Celtic you mean, it's a crap league, Celtic would be in the Championship in England.

[@keithdavis6735]

I'm glad he found it funny I didn't

[@NeilBradfoot]

I wonder why gazza couldn't make it

[@davestone2939]

Sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles. Can you put up subtitles ?

[@dneilmusic1434]

haha

[@adamglasgow9268]

Are you from southern Botswana? You can't understand a glaswegian accent in 2020

[@cousinleigh1470]

Why do ya like ya own comments ?

[@awolrugged]

Yawn always someone talking crap 👆

[@andrewwheeler8591]

@@adamglasgow9268 why is it different now to the accent we couldn't understand 20yrs ago either?

[@user-xl7cj6wb6h]

Another fake story from the gag man mccoist , yet to find a single story he’s told that is A ) True or B) Funny

[@Ricky-oi3wv]

How are you verifying them mate? Most people find him funny. You sound like some bitter tim raging that Ally is popular, while most of your teams old boys are on the sex offenders register.

[@bonnetdedouche]

Your probably a typical celtic fan that’s just changed ther youtube name and picture just to post that comment...

[@OS2nd]

So you’ve followed McCoist his whole life to verify if his stories are real... get a grip

[@Egginaut]

Ah yes because you would know if they were fake or not ya walloper

[@garycross2741]

Gascoigne was a clown. Mcoist talks rubbish, and that Laura Woods is annoying.

[@paulsockett7942]

Sickly Ali mccoist and " MISS SHAG"..the ratings have plummeted..pathetic radio

[@delboy51590]

Miss shag?

[@greatwhiteshark9192]

Couldn't agree more.. Total rubbish.. If anyone wants to listen to proper radio with hilarious stories.. Get a listen to the Baker /Kelly shows on KZbin on talk radio back in the day.. They are pure gold!!!

[@givemestrength8416]

Why Miss Shag?

[@givemestrength8416]

@NW Arsenal Shagged who?

[@garycross2741]

Aren't they terrible, Flintoff was shocking, just chat rubbish.

[@thomasmarshall3021]

Can't see how funny this is lot of shite... and do ppl forget what mccoist done to rangers worse football ever and took £800,000k off us just remember that

[@greatwhiteshark9192]

"super??!!" ally mcoist wanting to be more and more like Billy connelly.. We got loads more these giggly stories to come off theses 2 .. Especially as there's no sport happening....zzzzzz😔😔

[@garycross2741]

More like Billy Connelly, his stories are terrible and boring and that Laura Woods aswell just sits there laughing, Flintoff is terrible aswell, so poor talksport know.

[@greatwhiteshark9192]

@@garycross2741 get a listen to Baker and Kelly shows on KZbin.. Now that's radio at its finest.. Bout 12 episodes on.. Professionally hilarious!!

[@garycross2741]

@@greatwhiteshark9192 Danny Baker is great on Talk sport what a pundit

[@pf6497]

She’s faking amusement the whole time. Bored of his stupid stories.

[@TeddyBears.]

You should be knighted (sir Alistair mccoist), brilliant, the story of gazza hiding the 2 fish in durie's motor will never be beaten, I laugh every time I hear it.😅❤🤍💙

[@nikkynaemates]

Love Ally

[@philmockler5978]

Jeeze Laura Woods is overated!!

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