Almonds

[@Boofus]

This video is perfect. Straight to the point, not clickbait, no ads, and no long introduction.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear boo

[@djentlover]

@@AxxLAfriku What in the...

[@AnAverageArceus]

@@AxxLAfriku advice: get rid of your internet

[@zumozumo838]

Approximately 1.75/7 of the video is nothing but start up time. That's more than 10%, which by itself would be a lot.

[@Boofus]

@@AxxLAfriku Supplements

[@thegaminggoombah1142]

Damn Those sure are some almonds. Harvest seems bountiful this year.

[@magicalunicorn1296]

You can see the syncronisity of the almonds even better at .25 speed, the way they fall is so majestic and graceful

[@djpigeon9140]

I can definitely see some Almonds (in real) and some Almonds (in fake)

[@mustacheman529]

I wish he still had his fact videos uploaded... I really want to rewatch the..

[@astrokitty5956]

make sure to eat the fa-i mean real ones

[@gibbous_silver]

what would you say the ratio of almonds (in real) to almonds (in fake) 30% of the ones im seeing arent real

[@noicederpycat1257]

@@gibbous_silver true

[@danielthelevel100]

@@mustacheman529 Some of his facts videos have been compiled here if you want to rewatch them: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eninZHuteNaIhMU

[@3XS0IM]

The power of these almonds hit my phone so hard that the video started lagging when the physics kicked in. A true demonstration of top quality, Tim.

[@icy6052]

Never before have I felt such emotions. Whilst watching this video, I was overcome by joy and serenity. I have never felt more happy. Thank you, Tim.

[@mrdrprofessor8849]

I'm glad my favorite content creator Timotainment informed me of the Almond crisis.

[@AziDoesQuestionableThings]

almond jumpscare

[@kapzduke]

i sure hope they're not decoy almonds.

[@VampireFlutist]

I am absolutely floored by this stellar commentary on the downfalls and strengths of a representative democratic republic while being completely impartial to either side of the debate, clearly describing the entire situation with absolutely no bias or leaving out any crucial details. Absolute legend.

[@Hekza0024]

as someone who’s commented “almond” atleast 100 times on random videos, i approve.

[@MisterHunterWolf]

almond

[@jkwrs]

@@MisterHunterWolfthe student has become the master

[@ojd9145]

almonx

[@r0nium]

could you ask your almonds to keep it down, i'm trying to do my homework

[@ONENONLYWINDEXBOI]

Mr. Tim, I approve of the better content recently. U get an A+ for surrealism.

[@Reurovision]

The long-awaited sequel to oatmeal.

[@smashman57]

This is a certified almond classic

[@razi_man]

There is something soothing about this.

[@Shihai-sha]

This speaks volumes about the current economic situation in Bulgaria.

[@oddtomato1049]

Due to the Almonds' aero-dynamics and lead-reinforcement: it can now descent at a speed that surpasses it's predecessors. Truly a miracle of science.

[@SnekPuppet4758]

Comedy has truly improved

[@juancena1259]

That absolute flat sound. Perfection.

[@LEE-pp3qu]

The title did not lie. The video indeed contained, Almonds. I am satisfied with my expereance clicking this video.

[@MadamLava094]

Finally, the sequel to Cashews.

[@daeshbagcentral5298]

Oh man,this is nuts. Now I'm thinking Dundee cake with flaked,roasted Almonds on top.

[@stariki01]

Synchronized almonds are the best

[@SadatEverything]

Plot Twist: Every Almond seen in this video are Synthetic Almonds

[@limecyanizer4394]

They're identical to almonds in every way, except that they aren't real

[@RandomTypekYT]

chestnuts

[@pixelpancakes489]

I have revoked your liver permit

[@TheJustinator]

Man, looks like you have become obsessed with physics these days.

[@peppermint13me]

This is why you should'nt let your almonds no-clipp out of reality, they will endup here, in this grey void, and be sad until someone else finds them, and they'll be very happy, but then you won't be able to have them, and you'll be sad. :(

[@Felix-ve9hs]

aka. pekora's personal hell

[@yocats9974]

Pretty interesting how this 3D program thing handles shadows If you go frame by frame by pressing , and . you can see how many shadows become one big shadow, even if they wouldn't do that in the real world

[@ivythay4259]

Someone's been busy at wal mart

[@benwaffleiron]

she wasnt lying, those can almonds

[@o0Cheator0o]

I've taken the almond test, I can assure you, these are almonds.

[@Iwatch2019cartoonsobsessively]

This is one of the almonds of all time

[@DJSlimeball]

I was genuinely so surprised when I hit play on the video, I know it's called "Almonds" but... I didn't expect almonds...

[@TotallyNotPlargus]

1. go to wal mart 2. buy almond

[@Tato_bread]

This would be even more epic if I wasn’t allergic to almonds :(

[@mrmeme971]

We found the almonds

[@orangsucc]

The almonds... ...they beckon...

[@enderslayer389]

they look really good, can I have one?

[@sangyoonsim]

It more resembles the cocoa beans

[@troywilson7302]

My favorite part was the nth second.

[@_20-2_]

Ah, these are [REDACTED] almonds, known for their [null] flavor. Very tasty and low in vegetal

[@B601_CBML]

Plot Synopsis Frame One A blank room illuminated by a faint light. Everything is tranquil, for now. Frame Two - Thirty Six Nothing happens. Frame Thirty Seven The all-encompassing ominous shadows of the almonds encroach at a continuous pace, casting nine evenly spaced dots upon the floor. Frame Thirty Nine The shadows form a symmetrical pattern. Frame Forty Two The first glimpse. A fleet of almonds approach, interrupted by rays of light, desperate to find the solace of the floor. Frame Forty Five This is the moment before the crash. A coming catastrophe, a destruction of all that is fundamental Frame Fifty Six The almonds are spread over the floor, desecrating the once peaceful room. They will not rest, not yet. Frame Sixty Four Catastrophe. Cutting through the air in all directions, the almonds are aimless in their conquest. (End of Second One)

[@stepi1]

Good old almonds

[@seacucumber1773]

timothy entertainment has once again entertained

[@Quesadilla-de-queso]

Ah yes, the most beautiful and delicate gift from nature our pachamama has created with her prosperous hands. The sunlight that keeps my heart warm. The sublime kindness from the creator himself. Everything my heart has ever desired since the day I met this chaotic yet astonishing world. All my soul lives for. The day I say goodbye to the physical world, I want a grave made out of almonds so I can then, rest in heaven eating ALMONDS.

[@Hexagon42]

It appears something has gone wrong in the almond inspection facility

[@SquadJuiced]

Great! Look at this mess I gotta clean up.

[@applimu7992]

this video really hits close to home my father was an almond

[@ardentfebrio1268]

interesting i would like to know more perhaps a vid of almond facts ?

[@xXRaisinCakeXx]

This is what almonds looks like

[@divroooooooo]

this is totally me when almonds

[@duskadown6751]

having fun with arrays and physics, are we?

[@NStripleseven]

those sure are some almonds

[@bruh2.026]

Yummy almonds

[@flowerpotmadeofclay]

Truly art

[@zekgio4498]

Amusing

[@HumanTooth]

all the languages in the "world", and he chose to speak almond

[@httoyson6293]

Imagine if they were actually pistachios

[@vu4y3fo846y]

oh almond what is your wisdom?

[@Random64]

Those almonds scared me

[@DinnerForkTongue]

But do they pass the almond recognition test?

[@antehll]

almonst 👍

[@6.coloured.pictures]

This is an almond moment

[@squidy7207]

Amazing

[@chickensandunicorns3089]

They are the almond I've ever seen

[@alienatedpoet1766]

Thank you.

[@tastycake413]

Almonds got cyanide

[@Bread_Trashpanda]

Yeah, yeah that's good

[@stevethesmile3810]

He wasn't lying

[@HYPERPlayzz]

1.7k people said HMMMMMM MMM ALMONDS LETS WAIST 6 SECONDS OF MY LIFE FOR.. ALMONDS!

[@wlofs1]

great viod

[@SanduGod]

Agree

[@itsafish4600]

yep, almonds

[@rainboroad4075]

That genuinely scared me

[@bobbyjones3011]

Why did I laugh at this

[@igorl7369]

Quality content

[@Sirmatthaeus]

Almonds

[@iwbmo]

I guess I automatically like videos now

[@duckmustard]

mmmmmmm scrumptious

[@hopeful-strawberry]

I like the part where the almonds fell down

[@samuelberghuvud5527]

🥜

[@astrokitty5956]

me too

[@JamAttack]

almonds

[@RealSless]

Nice.

[@karolus28]

love almonds

[@randomkid6236]

tims done it again.

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

Almondo almondo

[@SickHedgehog777]

how much time did this take

[@nathangamble125]

I want to buy some almonds

[@NormalLunk]

This is a good almond

[@bread604]

Can you show us almond milk next please???

[@plazmasyt]

Damn, Tim's cashing in on the NFT fad, this is actually his announcement for his new series of them, Plain Almond Yacht Club. Can't believe he'd shill like this. :c

[@kuehlerkoller9525]

WHERE ARE THE FACTS OH PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE BLESS US WITH FACTS

[@MasterOfHelium]

*Nut noises*

[@wmpowell8]

what a nice almond C U B E

[@Mike14264]

Das a lotta dem.

[@ZetaNeubourn]

May I have one?

[@sweetgherkinz]

YESSSS ALMOND

[@cube4923]

Correct.

[@iwbmo]

Did you know that if you smell almonds where there are no almonds you may be smelling cyanide?