Alone in the Dark Riffed Movie Review - Copyright Edition

[@JumblyJumble]

The only thing you need to fear when alone in the dark is stubbing a toe on furniture. That's why I wear steel-toed slippers.

[@narem1092]

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named TheNewBees, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe TheNewBees can save the world.

[@Lunchladydoyle]

Brought home take out sushi and wanted a bomb video to watch while i eat on the deck. Thank you brother. 🤩 Life is good.

[@cool_muffin3975]

Look at that intro!! So proud of you my guy 🫶 you’ve come so far

[@drawslashplay7384]

In this corner Uwe Boll! And the challenger NewwwwwwwwBeeeeeeeeee!

[@MrsMary101]

I can't sat enough how you crack me up lol. I'm guaranteed to laugh out loud at your jokes. Keep them coming.

[@grapeshot]

No he more than likely didn't play any of them all and I still remember that monstrosity House of Horrors. Liberty😄😄😄

[@katjosephperez8772]

A round of applause for the jokes during the opening scroll alone 😂👏💜

[@tenebrousoul9368]

Yay! New newbee! I hate when movies don't understand guns.

[@tana4283]

I don't care if he puts out trash Christian Slater's voice is a fucking masterpiece.

[@AlencarFaulkner]

I hope you're dusting off your pugilist techniques, a summons for a boxing match might be arriving any time now...

[@grapeshot]

I remember like one of the first movies I seen with Christian Slater in it was a movie entitled Gleaming the Cube. It was a skateboarder movie. Don't particularly remember it being any good though.

[@tenebrousoul9368]

As much as I love Slater, that describes a lot of his films, unfortunately

[@tenebrousoul9368]

@RDJACK was that the one where a girl gets her mensies in the back of a jeep or SUV?

[@tenebrousoul9368]

@RDJACK I vaguely remember that. Thank you

[@tenebrousoul9368]

@RDJACK my older sister had to explain what was going on for that "I got shot!" scene

[@planexshifter]

Broken Arrow was great.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

Uwe Boll? Oh no. No no no. Please god NO!

[@WdawgSmith]

Lol After you said “I can take him” I was in the middle of commenting “I’m not really sure you could …” But then you added the disclaimer Hahahaha Good show man This is good content

[@maiyawest324]

Please review the new Orphan movie that just came out

[@norse_cat]

Speaking of Darkness Falls, you should cover that one - it still makes me afraid of leaving lights off for too long. lol That one and Lights Out.

[@guesswho1047]

Ok...please let me know I'm not losing it...please. Didn't I see this video already? I remember laughing at many many areas

[@TheAnti-Hero.]

Copyright claim strikes again.

[@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter]

What a ride😂

[@its-not-a-tumor]

@3:59 isn't that a soundbite of boris the blade from the movie snatch saying FU?

[@katjosephperez8772]

“Like tapeworms” cracked me up. The movie “Wait Until Dark” both dismisses and reinforces the fear of something you can’t see trying to kill you. Audrey Hepburn plays a smart blind woman who’s husband just got murdered by some wicked men. Somebody please watch it

[@katjosephperez8772]

But finish this video first

[@helanordela8068]

Oh, i love this movie! I strongly feel it was for a stage but works for a screen just great. The unsettling atmosphere of the apartment, the acting, the plot, the girl in the beginning of the movie. Not sure remembering anything about the dead husband though🤔

[@marywallace3620]

It's odd, I've played Silent Hill, Alone in the Dark, and Resident Evil but besides, most of the Resident Evil movies, I haven't really seen most of these VIdeo game based Movie adaptations. The only one I remember seeing, besides the RE movies, is the Super Mario brothers movie and that one was bad as crap while the RE movies were alright.

[@katjosephperez8772]

My jaw hit the floor around 15:57. That’s a rarity. Glad I didn’t have to watch it. Blade is on Tubi, so I might watch that

[@DappSwap]

Dang.

[@agingerbeard]

5 🐝 review as always

[@jooei2810]

B420, I knew you would get to that eventually!

[@mr.cringe2.059]

More hellraiser man or o brother where art thou

[@katjosephperez8772]

I swear I heard one woman say, “I must kill PAP smear.” That or “Pat Schmear”

[@builee7135]

Yeah, you can take him

[@justuscash6481]

Yay!

[@Flemingmullholland]

Is this a repost?

[@ravager48]

Yes

[@theNewBee]

Repost due to a copyright troll. :(

[@planexshifter]

The first Resident Evil game was great until those damn lizard things showed up and I was like "oh what is this garbage?"

[@T0xXx1k]

Do you mean the lickers?

[@minuette1752]

I forgot all about this movie.

[@michaelcairns8778]

Uber Boll is god awful

[@lauramills2398]

Review the evil gene

[@jameshandshoe]

The Super Mario Movie wasn't all that bad. :(

[@eugeneturner7520]

This movie has a lot in common with the Alone in The Dark reboot game; the fact that you're comparing it to the original Alone in The Dark isn't fair, as it's not really trying to be that game.

[@hunterphille1280]

Dude that movie was terrible! I want to say it had a theater release, but I'm not going to swear to it. All I remember was that several friends and I were all about checking this one out until we got into it. Back then as soon as we saw Slater we knew we were fucked and it wouldn't have anything to do with the game. And I would be more than happy to box Uwe. Someone's got to get it through his head his "artistic" visions of these properties is just autistic

[@johanretard3615]

this movie actually rules and uwe would KO you. This movie is watchable and pretty fun, Uwe has made some totally unwatchable trash.

[@T0xXx1k]

Any movie he made that isn't terrible is an accident. He's a German guy who find a loop hole in German tax code that allows him to write off the whole film after it flops. There videos of him basically telling "haters" how they're just jealous he found a way to make money and do West he wants blah blah blah. 🤷🏼‍♀️