I also want a synonym bun. The ones like grammar used to make!
@bellatrixareforkids74067 жыл бұрын
Sarah Nicole I admire your puns!
@TummyHissell7 жыл бұрын
Sarah Nicole [ slow round of applause]
@KMMed-fo8xc7 жыл бұрын
The puns are strong with you, young one...
@michellebrodeur38807 жыл бұрын
Sarah Nicole I spit my drink out😆!!
@ForeverToraDora7 жыл бұрын
That was amazing!
@cheering4avalon7 жыл бұрын
when he hit us with the Annie theme song 😂😂😂
@rbsgyble34306 жыл бұрын
0:29 how is K-Dot a hypnotist though
@extracreamy3866 жыл бұрын
Faatima Bee that’s not the theme song 😂
@areotaco50447 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than laughing your ass off to Alonzo at midnight while waking your neighbors up.
@Jenna-zl9su7 жыл бұрын
AreoTaco it's night time where you're at ?
@DonOfAllTime7 жыл бұрын
jenna hall East Europe or further in guessing
@nowandaround3127 жыл бұрын
+jenna hall It's always nighttime somewhere
@Star-gw4qf7 жыл бұрын
AreoTaco I NO RITE TIS VODEO IS VRY PHUNY
@badvibez62257 жыл бұрын
Nekoette- Tan lol u did that on purpose
@emilyr78886 жыл бұрын
“i’d rather struggle then be dead💯” **music plays** it’s the hard knock life for us
@OpalChipp7 жыл бұрын
Took me about 57 years to finish this video, took too long pausing it to die laughing for ages then repeating those exact same parts and dying all over again but even harder. This is hilarious, I couldn't breathe and was on the verge of crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@animec-dramaskpop63627 жыл бұрын
ღ Taty Soares ღ Same!
@MaryBrennan7 жыл бұрын
ღ Taty Soares ღ #truestory 😂😂😂😂
@wildwoman93147 жыл бұрын
ღ Taty Soares ღ same!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@salomewismer68297 жыл бұрын
ღ Taty Soares ღ same!!! 😂😂😂
@jadaross39757 жыл бұрын
ღ Taty Soares ღ same lol
@kariroby7376 жыл бұрын
"New year, new me. *Dies of laughter*" Me too.
@wholesomealexx11347 жыл бұрын
I swear some of these people do it on purpose.
@Deadbass_7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Wayne the "bone app the teeth" memes went out of control throughout 2016, and I'm so shocked that people actually find this rather entertaining lol Then again, I enjoy these videos 😂
@ezeuras7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Wayne the no a fence one is on purpose
@boyanpeev81317 жыл бұрын
Alexander Wayne its hill air ious but then again, its kinda out of con troll
@wildwoman93147 жыл бұрын
Alexander Wayne true
@wholesomealexx11347 жыл бұрын
Daour Dieng Do you mean tities? Also, how will you be sending me the dollar?
@MzGeminiNightowl7 жыл бұрын
"The raft of God" one always kills me. From the illustration, the sound effects and Alonzo's "sonofabitch" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@thechigirl24987 жыл бұрын
Definitely was a mistake watching this at work..My manager just asked me if I was ok because she saw the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard haha!!
@graciee88207 жыл бұрын
"BLOOMING STD for only nineteen dollars and ninety fo- i know a few people who got it for free" OMG 😂😭
@airilesyankovic21004 жыл бұрын
When I saw that it reminded me of my niece she has a plant and she keeps on forgetting how to say the name of the plants name. So she keeps on saying her chlamydia is growing that is definitely NOT the name of the plant.
@elizabethlizz39807 жыл бұрын
I love how you laugh
@anashorter25317 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth lizz so do I, it's contagious! 😁
@elizabethlizz39807 жыл бұрын
Ana Shorter yes it is lol. he makes me laugh harder once I hear him going 😂
@wildwoman93147 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth lizz ikr!!😂
@naydd94597 жыл бұрын
Addison Howarth um what
@Deathcore6157 жыл бұрын
gorgeous girl Even for men
@RedEidrian7 жыл бұрын
How he reads them 😂👌
@d.c.d.c.88117 жыл бұрын
"The RAFT of God!!" 😂😂😰😂😂
@tyelerwhite51487 жыл бұрын
when he threw dictionary at his face I started crying haha
@NoNames-vw3bq Жыл бұрын
He was really committed to making sure everyone got to see what he visualised after reading that comment 😂
@boomerangfreak7 жыл бұрын
but what about ''my lasagaaaaa!!!'' ?
@viciously.vishii7 жыл бұрын
boomerangfreak never let the 'lasagaa' die 😂😂
@adampalmer73877 жыл бұрын
boomerangfreak Garfield
@wheeljack22796 жыл бұрын
“i thought Pearl Harbor was when they dumped the tea in the ocean” :inhales: *DID YOU NOT LEARN ANYTHING IN HISTORY CLASS?!?!*
@AfroKing.7 жыл бұрын
this is a compilation of all Alonzo's hair cuts. he stay fresh
@RoseShell917 жыл бұрын
I died at "hurry cane "
@owaowa93387 жыл бұрын
I lost my Virginia, Kentucky, and Colorado. Beat that.
@Hi-xe6so7 жыл бұрын
This isn't funny but somehow whenever he reads it I just start laughing so hard
@QuiaNeHia7 жыл бұрын
The Raft of God gets me every time
@jay-annclaudinegutierrez62747 жыл бұрын
Literally lost it with the Victoria's Secret linguine 😂😂😂😂
@nujeru997 жыл бұрын
"ALZONO...you betta leave my man alone!" "Who?!?!?!?!" Still gets me every single time!😂😂😂😂
@marshwolffe20436 жыл бұрын
Man, these videos make me check everything I post like 600 times before I post it just in case.
@pariscutten97647 жыл бұрын
Alonzo can always pull me out of a sad mood
@sarapurdy87127 жыл бұрын
"BUT THE RAFT OF GOD ...."🌊🛶🏋️lmao was on the bus and remembered that lol and I was laughing so hard... looking like I was crazy! lol
@carlee73486 жыл бұрын
Who else noticed sam and colby at 7:43😊😊😊
@kendalllowery14205 жыл бұрын
You don't need To know my name ME!!!
@cumminslovingredneck3487 жыл бұрын
6:41 OMFG "late night snack, HOW THE F*CK YOU SHRINK BREAD"🚔🚜
@tiffannemicknass35967 жыл бұрын
Should do a video of Wendy's roasting everyone 😂
@mohammedramirez65747 жыл бұрын
Welp i lost all my brian cells Get the joke brain brian ? Im pathetic
@alexthehamster45646 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Ramirez I thought your pfp was a hair on my phone and kept tryna get it off rofl
@jakxirireyna20096 жыл бұрын
Alex The Hamster same😂😂
@marshiemarshical6 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Ramirez, I thought your picture was a hair on my phone. I pick at it for like 3 minutes.
@huramona41064 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed 😂
@CutiePie-wh1tp7 жыл бұрын
Am I on the only one that noticed about 5 minutes and 20 seconds into the video that this was a compilation. I didn't read the title and I soon saw that the camera area changed. I was so wrapped up into the video to not notice! #CULELESS#FR
@saramartin91207 жыл бұрын
Cutie Pie I watched the whole video and didn't even notice!!! 😂😂😂
@strbwqt826 жыл бұрын
I noticed because of the outfit changes😂
@marblecat7796 жыл бұрын
Cutie Pie holy f*** I started noticing at 5:20 too
@blackscreenscreen69616 жыл бұрын
Cutie Pie same
@aleeshakaine12575 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! The gunshots at glockamole 😂
@Umbrellie_7 жыл бұрын
You know you're here early when you have to go away for 5 minutes just so you can come back to watch in higher than 360p
@meg-cc9dz7 жыл бұрын
This video made my IQ go down.
@susiebear77ss7 жыл бұрын
You had me laughing so hard! The funniest one was the Clifford, the big red dog that said clitoris, instead!😂😂
@lanaeh36856 жыл бұрын
THE RAFT OF GOD!! 😂😂
@lindseymontero63867 жыл бұрын
I'm ready to die of laughter 😂😂😂
@gabialderette30147 жыл бұрын
I want to be your friend!! I need your positivity in my life lol
@tameraedghill16827 жыл бұрын
the person who was 18 for a year and a half was born on February 29 i assume
@battyforpresident6 жыл бұрын
"New Year, new me" Proceeds to go back to laughing at hypothermia
@boriskovacheski43967 жыл бұрын
6:40 the bread isn't shrunk the milk is giant
@rhiannonphoenix54265 жыл бұрын
boris kovaceski Yes! It's Opposite Day after all
@thejennadeblin4 жыл бұрын
"So I do wanna apologize. New year, new me!" *Busts out laughing* xDDDD
@SuperTy1736 жыл бұрын
Alonzo, I saw a video of yours last week. I was highly entertained, so I have been binge watching all your videos. Hope I don't need a dictionary after watching all your videos lol. PS... completely unrelated, but I think you are gorgeous...from your smile, to your laugh to your edges...to Kash... Love from South Africa handsome
@mj-dv6to6 жыл бұрын
who else in 2018
@ericb83043 жыл бұрын
Who else in 2021
@nikkia24527 жыл бұрын
OMG the alternative spellings for Bon Appetite are killing me. First Bone Apple Tea and now Mom slap the beef LMAO
@ohaimeagan7 жыл бұрын
"Hikes on my neck" literally had me crying laughing
@CalmKitten1847 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was waiting all year for this list.
@lakeishahall14015 жыл бұрын
4:19 “ I know a few people who got that for free” me too Alonzo me too🤨😂
@scarletletter687 жыл бұрын
You forgot Trump's stupid tweet! He used the word “unpresidented” instead of “unprecedented” LOL!!!
@phillysub51157 жыл бұрын
don't be an idiot
@Volosous7 жыл бұрын
it was "a euphenism"
@joannegray51387 жыл бұрын
The thing is with Whitehouse Wiggy, his lack of erudition doesn't need special attention because everything that orange, tiny handed pervert says and does is so predictable that after a while he starts to repeat himself. Interestingly, did you know that in the UK the word "trump" is a euphemism for "fart"? Says it all, doesn't it?
@scarletletter687 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!
@jinx80977 жыл бұрын
scarletletter68 omg he spelled something wrong on the internat are President is dumb riot riot riot
@paigewestervelt36094 жыл бұрын
"I apologize for that, New year new me" *Continues to laugh* 🤣🤣 im dead 💀💀
@StriderOwO7 жыл бұрын
The "When I sawed you" thing sounds like what a magician would say when he asks his assistant out.
@mobassassin11716 жыл бұрын
she ate a cat tail lmao
@kylahdanaexo7 жыл бұрын
5:37 I can't stop crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I keep rewinding 😂😂😂😂
@kwenparadiso47494 жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m feeling a little something, I always make sure to check you. I ❤️ life and laughing while living it. ✌🏿
@heleng45287 жыл бұрын
The cinnamon toast couch one...😂😂😂
@romel31747 жыл бұрын
Couch..
@andreaalexandra14967 жыл бұрын
8:46 is me when i'm talking about my new year goals 😂
@greninja33607 жыл бұрын
The best one is when the grammar is so bad that Alonzo throws up. XD
@JustAnotherCarChannel7 жыл бұрын
*English class* Substitute teacher says we have to look up these words. Kid says I dont know what to use. In my best Alonzo impression "Get a dictionary!" One kid laughed so he must know what I meant
@romkin11977 жыл бұрын
I love how people think that grammar and spelling is the same thing.
@kawaiimarshmello11367 жыл бұрын
Rom Kin It's sad
@andypearson31387 жыл бұрын
4:16 I started laughing at this. Whyyy man
@Xayjohns7 жыл бұрын
How do you shrink bread? Oh, my goodness me. Lol.
@ethanhill48777 жыл бұрын
i've never laughed so hard I'm my life.😂
@prettybaby_77 жыл бұрын
A BIRD LEAF I AM CRYING
@desireekanui85687 жыл бұрын
"New year new me **starts cracking**" Me: **start dying and rolling on the floor**
@ajwriter56997 жыл бұрын
1 Million+ subs! Yay! Congrats Alonzo!!!!!
@00spaceissocool007 жыл бұрын
The bird leaf one gets me every time omg 😂
@Ask86137 жыл бұрын
How is it that someone has a misdemeanor and still doesn't know how it is spelled? Did you never look at your paperwork?
@juicyjuice13637 жыл бұрын
Doesitmatter? They probably don't have a job because of there grammar.
@Ask86137 жыл бұрын
JMRmario 04 their
@Sarrahp17 жыл бұрын
JMRmario 04 their
@juicyjuice13637 жыл бұрын
Doesitmatter? Didn't realize that
@juicyjuice13637 жыл бұрын
Sarrahp1 I have already been corrected
@assassinzrgamerz6 жыл бұрын
The way he said “with a dictionary” at 4:51 lmao
@Mjdecker12347 жыл бұрын
i just lost all Knowledge of anything i knew before watching this
@kathykathy45636 жыл бұрын
Michael Decker ,u
@Vampireangel10117 жыл бұрын
Lol I swear to shit, Wendy's has the best comebacks ever XD it's amazing
@BlaiddDrwg20097 жыл бұрын
I always come to watch this whenever I'm feeling a little down. His laugh is so infectious.
@hypnofilms32906 жыл бұрын
I'm rewatching his old video and I swear, I always think this is a regular video then he has different shirts on and I get really confused until my dumbass decides to read the title xD
@Cloteel287 жыл бұрын
This week has been the worst and most stressful week of my life. So I decided to watch all of your Dumbest FAILS videos every night before bed. Cracked me up. 😂 definitely helped with someone of my stress.
@ellief53847 жыл бұрын
NOTIFICATION SQUAD, WHERE YOU AT?
@scares60237 жыл бұрын
Ellie Fairclough here
@dj49727 жыл бұрын
Ellie Fairclough lol here
@slyyim92057 жыл бұрын
"I hate ungrapeful bitches" 😂😂😂 I'm dying of laughter
@yandereworldchan85167 жыл бұрын
Okay ladies now let's get information
@madilynnbodine67977 жыл бұрын
your laugh is so contagious, whenever you laugh I start laughing my ass off too
@juniar73635 жыл бұрын
I want to see what happened with that lady with the corn dogs in their natural habitat 🤣🤣🤣👍
@Ericdtorres846 жыл бұрын
Every time I view these videos,my confidence in finding a good spot in the job market grows.
@awplays497 жыл бұрын
10:38 so he just has packets of mustard in his dashboard?