"I don't have to LOOK at the place but I bet it's Popeyes." Killed me in the first thirty seconds 🤣🤣🤣
@Purpl3Pe4ch4 жыл бұрын
what makes it even funnier is that is Popeye's 😂 you can see the logo on the cups in the background if you look hard enough
@bryannaajoyy Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the Devil Box PlayStation
@jant43854 жыл бұрын
The Sims group gets me everytime. Someone was asking if you could kill a child with fire last week. Anytime I see something disturbing or crazy on my newsfeed it's always The Sims 3 Community.
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
JC JB that sims fire child killing one is old as hell... I remember seeing it years ago
@jant43854 жыл бұрын
@@Cassxowary no someone asked it last week. They ask crazy questions all the time. Can a child burn to death? from August 9th Guys I have whoowhoer mod , but I can't do teens get pregnant or have sex.. from today
@AirraAleem4 жыл бұрын
This is why his slogan is "GET A DICTIONARY!!"
@draydengee90604 жыл бұрын
Even though he can't pronounce quite a few words. Like Dublin he pronounced Dooblin, kinda hypocritical, also seen quite a few videos with easy words that he has no idea what they are.
@natalieboo42944 жыл бұрын
Drayden Gee Shut up. 🤫
@allyson18384 жыл бұрын
Drayden Gee at least he knows how to spell
@katieburns18704 жыл бұрын
Drayden Gee the diffrence is many ppl mispronounce words but spelling u have many tried and can re read it yet ppl still fail so much at spelling
@draydengee90604 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong folks I still love Alonzo he is one of the main KZbinrs I watch and am subscribed to, I'm in Canada so there is a possibility I have heard the words more and seen them written more frequently here, so don't think I'm a hater I do love this guy lol and sry if my first comment seemed rude I didn't mean for it to be, much love from Canadia ;P
@winniethepooht57764 жыл бұрын
"I am just a child of the Lord here to spread the word and your legs.' I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
@SkittyDangerzne4 жыл бұрын
Ikr?? I lost it when he finally lost it! 🤣
@Saiko_PATH3 жыл бұрын
did you mean to put 겨울 into your name? or did you mean the letters you put in?
@winniethepooht57763 жыл бұрын
@@Saiko_PATH yes, I meant to put the characters.
@winniethepooht57763 жыл бұрын
@@Saiko_PATH my name is Winter, and that translates to winter.
@winniethepooht57763 жыл бұрын
@@Saiko_PATH though I think you know that. 😂
@naturallynessa84744 жыл бұрын
"City of Dooblen" * *every Irish person on the planet has left the chat* *
@clarinetprodigy4 жыл бұрын
I cringed so hard, and I'm not even Irish 🤣
@RosheenQuynh4 жыл бұрын
@@clarinetprodigy Same but I gave him a pass because he's probably never heard of the place before lol
@ruthcaperchione41034 жыл бұрын
I have some Irish blood going back, but I cringed on behalf of my grandfather's ancestors.
@halyceox88254 жыл бұрын
There's also a city of Dublin in Georgia. Even we Southerners say it correctly, and there are a lot of things we mispronounce. 🙃
@RosheenQuynh4 жыл бұрын
@@ruthcaperchione4103 Same
@21airball4 жыл бұрын
Rockin the shirt. For those who aren't Filipino, Pogi means Handsome in Tagalog. So in English it's Mr. Handsome 👌
@necromanticzz3 жыл бұрын
NDBDBDNS I THOUGHT IT SAID MR POG 😔
@astrolouise69043 жыл бұрын
@@necromanticzz sameee
@giovanni12345273 жыл бұрын
Noticed it halfway
@scooploops777773 жыл бұрын
k
@denisa70903 жыл бұрын
Thanks for translating it 😊
@user-si1qx9xj2z4 жыл бұрын
“pepsi tastes like soap” “what kind of soap do u use?” “...pepsi”😭😭😭
@arieepotter3844 жыл бұрын
English isn’t even my first language and I cringe at this everytime because I feel like I’m better at it than people who speak it since they were babies...
@radioactive_baby4 жыл бұрын
You are don't worry lol
@Hoppip994 жыл бұрын
I commend you for having English as a second language. Anyone that can learn English when we don't even follow our own rules is truly impressive. You are definitely better at this than half of the people who grew up speaking English.
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
Hope P. English is my fifth language and I always correct people on stuff...
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
GPlumbob most people who aren’t born or raised with English can use it better than people who are
@alonzo4 жыл бұрын
Love that dictionary
@lanathiahickson33104 жыл бұрын
"And I eat the food that I find taste good" killed me
@niyalove74774 жыл бұрын
"your son is 7 years old he has a stunt gun AND a job ??" 😭😭😭
@Lizzie06234 жыл бұрын
No the neighbour had a stun gun
@niyalove74774 жыл бұрын
Megan 9217 i know i was quoting what he said when he was reading it lol💀
@Lizzie06234 жыл бұрын
Sister Subs oh, okay.
@darlenebuck31893 жыл бұрын
I think the mom means her son is 17 and has a job. 7 year olds are too young to have a job.
@astrolouise69043 жыл бұрын
@@darlenebuck3189 yeah but she never mentioned another kid and because of the grammar it is a likely conclusion to come to that shes talking about the 7 year old
@puertoricangoku25214 жыл бұрын
I feel like “Cornteen” is gonna be the new “Preganant” lmao
@mered304 жыл бұрын
Do you meant pregnat
@mered304 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite one
@Iloverandomness1004 жыл бұрын
Cornteen 😭 I hadn’t seen that one yet until now
@amethystwinstryg95904 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you didn't mean pregananant?
@lExN344 жыл бұрын
@@mered30 do you mean pergenerant
@anab_04284 жыл бұрын
“Are those fingers or feet?!?” I’m DEADDDD😭😭😭
@LAdouglas4 жыл бұрын
😂😂thought I was the only one confused by that
@F_M203 жыл бұрын
that is feet with extra long....😵
@PrincessofKeys3 жыл бұрын
Like I swear they did that on purpose like why would you take a picture of your feet too?
@BlackFlagHeathen4 жыл бұрын
“A Nintendo Switch for some toilet paper might actually be an even trade rn” I simultaneously laughed and cried.
@ziaire80054 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the reverend one..😭 “here to spread His word and your legs.” I can’t and the capitalization mistakes.
@JakePitts4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks for the feature on my other project Aelonia!! Had me laughing my ass off!
@loveandrespectme4 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn't even realize you commented on this already until after I did 😆 I wish I could find the video that comment is on!
@cornelriajohnson35214 жыл бұрын
The reverend tryna spread them legs killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@evieluvon59654 жыл бұрын
Me too xD
@jennasotelo1664 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@cornelriajohnson35214 жыл бұрын
countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 you doing too much hon 🤣😘 it’s clearly slang
@juliannagoodwin28754 жыл бұрын
Did you see how quick cash looked back? “I need a what?” 😂😂
@ninteenninetyfive97734 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen those in a while. I clicked faster than flash. ✊🏻
@crimsonhartman4 жыл бұрын
Doubtful
@4n0nym0us_a.i4 жыл бұрын
The cameraman is faster than the flash
@itseagle75754 жыл бұрын
Oof boi!
@zackburkhart65214 жыл бұрын
Didn't we all
@ThatDigitalBoss4 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@p.rivera98814 жыл бұрын
That one person said: “I only smoke mozzarella.” 😂
@blueedreamsx3 жыл бұрын
I caught it too 😂😂😂
@wombat666ful4 жыл бұрын
Your reading of posts and stories might just be my favorite format of your videos. I Discovered you a few weeks ago through the "dumb things we did as kids" series, your laugh makes us laugh along even when we possibly shouldn't.
@aprilrivas50714 жыл бұрын
How did he literally miss the fact that the “bull” was a dog with horns tied to it? Wtf is going on in this world 😂😭
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
April Rivas he also showed stuff that is fine, like the toes or the accent chair and ottoman...
@juliuskass44684 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo exactly I was dying for a minute
@aprilrivas50714 жыл бұрын
Herta Schneider I’m sorry but those toes were horrifying lol.
@HiBye-zt8ey4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. But that dog looks hilarious🤣🤣🤣
@PsychicGirl174 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice it was a dog with horns, I thought it was a ceramic/figurine of a bull and he was asking $1000 dollars for it. Lol
@lindslovessnakes4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo I have been going through an extremely difficult time. My mental health is absolutely shot. I have been rebinging all of your Dumbest Fail videos and they have helped distract me a little bit here and there. Glad there's some new material. :) (I still love the one where you read like 50 'pregnant' spelling fails in a row. Never fails to make me laugh.)
@michelleparrishhayes3104 жыл бұрын
Lindsey C, just remember, you aren't alone and you will get through your difficult time. If you need help, reach out; to family, friends, professionals or even me. Take care of yourself, you deserve to.
@cheetos_and_kilos4 жыл бұрын
Lindsey C, sending you positive vibes 💕. Keep your head up, we're all cheering for you.
@BrandonGavin_EDC4 жыл бұрын
These people never left Alonzo and they are multiplying...
@MRJDWoodard4 жыл бұрын
“Corn Roads in my head.” 😂🤣😂🤣
@BarbadosBeerFestival4 жыл бұрын
0:45 an accent chair is a real thing. Just means it’s a touch of color for the room.
@chickenrotini4 жыл бұрын
Glyne Lewis came to the comments for this. I thought I was missing something lol. Accent chairs ARE a thing, Alonzo.
@2Blessed4 жыл бұрын
I kept replaying that part thinking I was missing something!
@lordvlygar29634 жыл бұрын
Came here for this, as well. I like my chairs to speak east end London when I drink tea. 😂
@GMW.artist4 жыл бұрын
Yes. And Dublin was spelt correctly and Alonzo pronounced it like a moron...
@lordvlygar29634 жыл бұрын
@@GMW.artist Dooblin
@jaminsprinkle72874 жыл бұрын
These people need a dictionary, a thesaurus, a grammar book and an english tutor.
@belovedbenton4 жыл бұрын
That still won't help them
@aaliyahguiles83234 жыл бұрын
And ixl
@heavenshaffer4 жыл бұрын
Facts. Our whole nation needs this.
@badmaw70734 жыл бұрын
They need to go the fuck back to grade 3 english
@lExN344 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@niyaaedits6164 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly Alonzo laughs so hard it hurts his bacc ( small KZbinr btw)
@brookedavis98504 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry but i have to... GeT a DiCtIoNaRy 😂 (i know you spelt wrong on purpose)
@niyaaedits6164 жыл бұрын
Brooke Davis lmao 😂
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
Prinxess. Edits laugh’s means relating to the laugh, so you mean alonzo’s laugh or Alonzo laughs
@niyaaedits6164 жыл бұрын
Herta Schneider Alonzo laughs
@niyaaedits6164 жыл бұрын
countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 it’s a joke
@cheyjones5704 жыл бұрын
No one: Alonzo: “City of Dooblen”
@thejennadeblin4 жыл бұрын
"Are those fingers or feet?" Whatever they were, are they even real?!?!
@cjgeel13 жыл бұрын
6 months later im still wondering
@keileyonahammons97052 жыл бұрын
@@cjgeel1 10 months later and im still wondering
@RRDfinland2 жыл бұрын
@@keileyonahammons9705 feets😶
@solarsammyyt7 ай бұрын
@@RRDfinland🫣😥
@Omnomnomfish4 жыл бұрын
0:28 those toes man. Those toes will haunt my nightmares till my dying day.
@etonbachs42264 жыл бұрын
Glad you didn't spell it dieing like so many people do.
@Omnomnomfish4 жыл бұрын
@@etonbachs4226 spelling is my one gift to offer the world. I aced every spelling test and I'm not about to lose to the internet lol 😂😂😂
@jordiyt90264 жыл бұрын
It’s the “ it’s upsetting me and my homegirl” for me😂💀😭
@s.nifrum45804 жыл бұрын
“Stupidity isn’t a virus but it sure is spreading like one” -Sandy from spongebob squarepants
@saajing97154 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Alonzo has never made a dictionary using all the misspelled words he's read and deciphered over the years. I think custom merch like that would be pretty awesome. Edit: *cough* *cough* I'm an artist and can help with this and it'd be so cool to do *cough* *cough*
@JordiBriscoe4 жыл бұрын
Do it and send it to him for the next unboxing :)
@saajing97154 жыл бұрын
@@JordiBriscoe I've actually been trying to get in contact with him since last month because I'd like to work WITH him on it to get his input, as well as other stuff like a calendar for 2021 (though I don't think it will happen sadly since I haven't heard back from him yet)
@JordiBriscoe4 жыл бұрын
@@saajing9715 id say tag him on social media or do send him your project anyways and say that "its fan made but if you would like to do more with it then let's work together" okay? Please don't give up hope I'm sure he's just been super busy 🥰 Also put a remembrance for his mom, im sure he'll appreciate that very much!
@saajing97154 жыл бұрын
@@JordiBriscoe thanks for the words of encouragement haha. I'll try and figure something out to get him to notice (maybe I have to make a Twitter account since he's apparently really active over there)
@ThatBowl0fRice4 жыл бұрын
@@saajing9715 how did it go?
@CuriousGoodsJessica4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard & yelling out at 14:47 "GET A DICTIONARY" My dog looked at me really funny 🤣
@SeraphOfTheStone4 жыл бұрын
This. This is why people have a hard time learning the English language.
@Lindseyisloony4 жыл бұрын
Lol no. This is an example of Alonzo and a lot of other people not knowing what voice texting is!
@brookeelle68794 жыл бұрын
ALEXIS DICKERSON I think they mean because people who speak English don’t know how to speak English 😂
@dilaisy_loone28464 жыл бұрын
Lady ESPer no, English is pretty easy (really, me and my family stared to talk it a year after we got here) Spanish and Italian in the other hand, are pretty hard.
@leensayguilloteau184 жыл бұрын
ALEXIS DICKERSON it can be for people who really focus on it and want to learn bc started learning English within 6 months or less
@mf25974 жыл бұрын
Box up the queef had me laughing so hard that I cried!🤣🤣🤣
@reganvandell91904 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna tell him that the “expensive bull” was a dog with antlers😂
@karentucker21612 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too lol 😆
@terrellgooden47672 жыл бұрын
I wp w
@sophiaferguson64124 жыл бұрын
Alonzo, I just wanna say thank you for putting out love and quality content into the world despite life throwing some real shit your way lately, we are all thankful for you. Big big supporter of you and your vids 🥰🥰
@cindydulude83104 жыл бұрын
I just found this gem of a man this past week on youtube. I have never laughed so hard. Sometimes I have to pause just because I'm laughing so hard. I've missed out of years of posts, boy am I excited. I know there's more on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat(did I get that right) but I'm old. My brain is already at it's limit on how much more technology it wants to squeeze in. I mean I'm still struggling to set up my "smart" phone, and windows 10. I want to be a member because anybody that can make me laugh like this just deserves it. I will be joining, I'm still trying to figure out what I need to know. Otherwise I'll be yelling out my computer asking "what do I do next?". Can't ask my husband because I know more about this stuff then he does. So cheers to you, Alonzo Lerone. I just met you and have already passed your site to three of my grandchildren. Love you
@StephenAndaya4 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact that he's wearing a Filipino shirt that says "Mr. Pogi"? 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
@Samir-ru4rl4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Andaya Bakla
@lillrice274 жыл бұрын
Sam Inspire 💀💀
@janicecarroll36654 жыл бұрын
I guess I will have to park in the "impatient" area (lol), since I often get pissed having to wait to be seen by the doctor well past my scheduled appointment time.
@stephutech4 жыл бұрын
I have decided that I’m going to spell “bologna” like below knee now. thanks Paris
@CarlosDelgado-rf6qm4 жыл бұрын
When he said "they upsetted me" had me laughing so hard.
@tori64 жыл бұрын
*"When I read comments like that, the more dumb I get"* *You're right Alonzo* 😂
@NightheartProductions4 жыл бұрын
That one dislike is probably one of the dumb people in the video 😂
@tonihouston10594 жыл бұрын
Did anyone realize that he said the dogs birthday is June 15the and he'll be 9 months on June 15th? Not possible 👀😑🤓😒
@rebeccatoland80404 жыл бұрын
Literally add to pause it and question if I, myself, was missing something.
@stacey24704 жыл бұрын
If they're just making up dog breeds, maybe they're hoping the person who believes that is horrible at basic math
@ryane84784 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. Was wondering if anyone else was
@chrisgroves40974 жыл бұрын
Maybe it makes sense in dog years
@oltl4ever20124 жыл бұрын
@@stacey2470 They're not making up dog breeds but maybe they're just extremely stupid at math.
@shea-lynnholzer43744 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think he should make The different ways to say "quarantine" like the pregnant shirt
@theoneandonlysymone33533 жыл бұрын
The SECOND PHOTO HAD ME DEAD LITTER-ALLY I SWALLOWED MY ICE WHOLE💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EndorphinsNYC2 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of sipping on a drink while watching this video. oh boy.😂The way you deliver your material is so funny that it's a choking hazard. Your way with words and contagious laughter are a gift.
@spn4eva9964 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one bothered by bad spelling. 😀
@Mikah-tt2bl4 жыл бұрын
It is one of the most annoying things. Only topped by bad grammar though.
@katieburns18704 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind it if it’s wee things but if it’s a full sentence and literally every word is diffrent then I’m annoyed lol
@cathieharris61224 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Legs. Spread the word.
@ELmayberry4 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂😂😂
@rianna75624 жыл бұрын
OMG 😳🤣🤣🤣
@babyboo86724 жыл бұрын
and them legs
@cheetos_and_kilos4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
*Dooblin? It’s the most famous city in Ireland and this is an US American one named after where the founders are from*
@maplelu95144 жыл бұрын
His face when he said “this is such a shame” I’m dead, you know he’s starting to get scared cause he understands the gibberish XD He’s been doing this for too long
@jasonsummit18854 жыл бұрын
I've made that same mistake when someone was referring to something in SimCity BuildIt!😂
@carmen89704 жыл бұрын
"i only smoke mozzarella" lmao
@ELmayberry4 жыл бұрын
😆 lol. and below that Statement it's written... tripping my balls on some ranch right now 😂😂
@kennashan4 жыл бұрын
I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw that. I *almost* spit out my drink
@elliottbrown72724 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm Dublin isn’t pronounced “doo-blin”😂😂😂😂 love the vid tho 😂
@cheyjones5704 жыл бұрын
iKween_xgamer123 9:43
@MissPecanTan894 жыл бұрын
Your videos always put me in such a great mood! You’re awesome! Thank you for the laughs. 😃
@livywithane3 жыл бұрын
11:42 "Cash does need a friend..." *Cash looks* "Cash, do u want a gator mouth, brendal pit?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gracer14864 жыл бұрын
I live for these!! 😂 the way Alonso reads these makes such a difference and I love this so much
@NoNames-vw3bq Жыл бұрын
When he corrected himself with the 'ugghhh' 😂
@Sirlie084 жыл бұрын
June 15th he‘ll be 9month old. His birthday is June 15th 2019... now wait a sec...
@Jenni229214 жыл бұрын
I look for someone to make this comment!!!! So glad I'm not the only one!!! 😆 🤣 😂
@EdarlysGustina4 жыл бұрын
Me too... I said: 'Wait a minute, something isn't right.'
@Sirlie083 жыл бұрын
@Autumn Dunsmore A year has 12 month... not 9 😂
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr4 жыл бұрын
"Hi everyone! Any ideas how to pass the time during this cornteen?" Alonzo: "I got an idea" Me: The intros to all of Alonzo's video.. GET A DICTIONARY!
@mylinhk12774 жыл бұрын
the way u say dublin physically hurts me. it’s dub- lynn not doob-lynn
@Paperscrapper4 жыл бұрын
I missed 1/2 the video because of that. Lol All I could think was he needed to roast himself for that.
@brittanyjokela30692 жыл бұрын
"Even my throat didn't wanna box up that queef" XD That took me out!
@jakeriea4 жыл бұрын
It was the “uhh ..wait UGGGGHHHH” in the beginning for me 😂😂😂
@CarlosThadeu4 жыл бұрын
I saw the notification and I clicked as fast as Flash lol
@ksay69504 жыл бұрын
Haha the notification just came in for me and i clicked right away 😅
@codenamemaddog17624 жыл бұрын
Same
@ambermoose76874 жыл бұрын
Same here
@itseagle75754 жыл бұрын
Taco bell is not a real Mexican restaurant so we in America call it Tex-Mex short for Texan Mexican food instead of Mexican food!
@hll09304 жыл бұрын
countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 Tex Mex is actually very common. Fajitas is Tex Mex, enchiladas with rice and beans is tex mex, hard shell tacos is Tex mex.
@everyghoulever37884 жыл бұрын
No, vacca stulta, I am Texan, and real Tex Mex is actually good food. Taco Bell is not tex mex. I can’t wait to spit on the tomb of the unknown gamer
@sharon.a4 жыл бұрын
At this point, Alonzo should start selling dictionaries cause I just know he’s getting tired of telling people to get one 💀💀
@Nytwhatevr3 жыл бұрын
I think he needs one himself.
@meganshade11064 жыл бұрын
The way he said Dublin had me laughing so hard 😂
@ShawtySnapp074 жыл бұрын
"tomorr93nt" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That pronunciation..... I CANNOT!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
@mollysayswhat5724 жыл бұрын
So what is gonna be really funny is when all of the people who can't spell quarantine start announcing that they got pregnant during the quarantine and are having a quarantine baby. A birth announcement of misspellings 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Taylor-xx6wc4 жыл бұрын
When he doesn’t understand what “No Standing” means but 13y/o me does💀😂
@AnnaBell0334 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@markfourtwentyheart64154 жыл бұрын
AnnaBell033 Instead of parking and leaving the vehicle- you’re still in the car with the engine running, so your car is standing still not moving. People usually do it to avoid a ticket in ‘No Parking’ zones or metered/pay spots.
@Icefyre014 жыл бұрын
9:45 - Alonzo - pronouncing the word Dublin as “Doob-lin” Me - ...it’s pronounced DUB-Lin, like DUBstep 🤦🏼♀️ Sorry Alonzo, but that’s one I live near! (Dublin, Ireland is only a 2hr train ride from me)
@mushr0omz3474 жыл бұрын
When I press on it he says “blin”😂
@alphawolfrex9623 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone knew how to pronounce it tbh 🤣
@rose_blackwood4 жыл бұрын
Poor Alonzo. @4:00 the spelling, grammar and punctuation was so bad that it had him all confused. But her story, yo, it had me in tears! 😂
@firestarhk38753 жыл бұрын
“No, F you Ming.” 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at that and the whole video.
@dimman902104 жыл бұрын
I missed you ”alzono”, saw a cardi B meme (my momma Said) on ig and thought about you and bam, you uploaded this. Keep the good work man.
@ladyalmathea76104 жыл бұрын
When I was 5 years old, I was watching TV with my little brother, who was 2 years old at the time, in my bedroom, and I saw that there was a coca cola bottle on top of the TV, which my dad had left behind. I wanted to get it, so I climbed into the cabinet that the TV was on. I had almost grabbed it when I felt the cabinet tipping over, and before I knew it, I fell with the cabinet and the TV landing on top of me, breaking both of my legs. I still don't know how to this day I managed to both walk again or live to tell the tale 😂😂😂
@taylorg.24924 жыл бұрын
Sup fellow people wanna laugh. Or you know just like alonzo lerone.
@keyaratanae4 жыл бұрын
Both😃
@taylorg.24924 жыл бұрын
@@keyaratanae same dude! Same!
@MissMusicFinatic4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this! I just had surgery and I have nothing better to do than watch KZbin. I laughed so hard I cried. And I had to pause so many times because of my laughing! Thank you for cheering me up while I recover.
@jenitadriver20242 жыл бұрын
"Even my throat didn't wanna box up that queef" 😆😂🤣🤣🤣
@patricksparks81184 жыл бұрын
Mr. Lerone, I am a new subscriber and i just wanted to thank you for the videos you put out. After a long day of dealing with stupid people and all the stupidity in the world right now it is a great thing to see your videos and laugh my A@# off. Thank you again and please keep it up. Oh yes, my wife and daughters turned me onto your channel. They love you also.
@GuardianMomoku4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: "If someone submits another one of your statuses again, and it's like this, Imma put you on blast." Everyone watching her timeline now: 👁️👄👁️
@RadonehereGamer4 жыл бұрын
The dog 😂😂 he’s 8 months old, on the 15th he’ll be 9 months old, his birthday is the 15th... The dog is 9 not 9 months 😂
@homoshreksual31454 жыл бұрын
It took me so long to get the title😂. “Does Walmart close at 8 I need bread for bologna sandwiches
@mshquinn55674 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to hard at the Reverend 😂
@lowkeycee234 жыл бұрын
Oh my stars!! I LIVE for your videos!! I’m going thru a lot at the moment, but your humor makes my day so much brighter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zeffiedavis35374 жыл бұрын
Missed ya Alonzo! Keep up the amazing content to make me laugh my ass off! Love ya and miss ya! You got this! Keep strong! We are here! 😃♥️
@rachelsavaya55454 жыл бұрын
I just want a mask with your "I See Dumb People" logo on it so I can wear it to work :'D Help an essential worker out?!?
@ProfessorMM4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Savaya I can make you one lol
@rachelsavaya55454 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorMM I'd love it, but I'd rather have it as official merch. ;o; plus, I don't want you to get in trouble for selling a copyrighted design-- tysm for the offer tho!
@yanesedouglas23414 жыл бұрын
Video suggestions: reading the amazon reviews for the Haribo SUGAR FREE gummies
@luthermorrisjr16573 жыл бұрын
I would watch that😂
@BlaiddDrwg20094 жыл бұрын
8:07 - the fact that took a second to sink in ... that is GOLD!
@210abcxyz4 жыл бұрын
The fury in his eyes!!! I cried real tears y'all. Real. Tears. 😭😭😭
@TheAllyJill4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo:""what is tex-mex ?" me: *works at a tex-mex place*
@dexterberedo85874 жыл бұрын
Mr. Pogi In Filipino Mr. Handsome in American Nice shirt and content shout out from the Philippines thanks..please continue inspiring and giving knowledge 👌🏻
@EJFuna4 жыл бұрын
I went looking for this comment hahaha Because when I saw his shirt I was like "YYYEEESSS ALONZO, YOU ARE MR. POGI!!!"
@omi-kuroshiri97454 жыл бұрын
I was also looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@islaval4 жыл бұрын
I bought him that shirt 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@zactrife4 жыл бұрын
Half pinoy 'to. Nanay niya pinoy.
@dexterberedo85874 жыл бұрын
ah kaya pala 😁👌🏻
@JymirrWinbush4 жыл бұрын
That was ah intro to gherbo’s song “I’m rollin”😭
@Sherratarot12224 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody said it lmaoo
@mayaj3283 жыл бұрын
finally
@lindastram292 жыл бұрын
"Even my throat didn't want to box up that queef" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hannaharndt17884 жыл бұрын
I need to learn to stop snacking when I’m watching your videos. I almost choked and died on this Dorito 😂😂😂
@wargrunt20024 жыл бұрын
I want to know what's up with that persons toes on the clip about trading toilet paper for a Nintendo Switch. ALIEN!!!
@artisticcsagee04 жыл бұрын
This video is the synonym for "GET A DICTIONARY"
@whyamiheretosuffer72384 жыл бұрын
What she meant to say was:Does walmart close before eight I need bread for bologna sandwiches
@Purpl3Pe4ch4 жыл бұрын
I thought she was trying to say banh mi sandwiches 😂
@whyamiheretosuffer72384 жыл бұрын
@@Purpl3Pe4ch Hahaha I think she doesn't realize that Bolonga is spelled kinda wierd 😂
@Purpl3Pe4ch4 жыл бұрын
@@whyamiheretosuffer7238 oh I forgot about the one that said "below knee." I was thinking about the one that said "bone knee." still funny though
@whyamiheretosuffer72384 жыл бұрын
@@Purpl3Pe4ch Yep it really is 😂
@angelweengz2 жыл бұрын
Omg the second time of “UGHHHhhh” got me. Lol 😂 😂 😂 😆
@sarahramsey2892 жыл бұрын
i choked on my coffee with the sims baby thing! i was literally crying and choking at the same time from laughing too hard xD