Funniest Test Answers BY REAL KIDS (2018) | TOP 80 SCHOOL FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

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@bingbonghafu
@bingbonghafu 5 жыл бұрын
“I would rather be on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.” Best Quote of 2019 so far
@itzjust_ash4306
@itzjust_ash4306 5 жыл бұрын
BingBong Hafu 😂 same
@pizzatacos5312
@pizzatacos5312 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@xboxgamer9997
@xboxgamer9997 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@bingbonghafu
@bingbonghafu 5 жыл бұрын
@Jayla Sangster GET A DICTIONARY
@rogerinaspinkcar8790
@rogerinaspinkcar8790 5 жыл бұрын
BingBong Hafu can I put this on my senior quote when it comes later in life XDDDDDD
@thatssonotwatermelon4248
@thatssonotwatermelon4248 5 жыл бұрын
“ *I’M GIVING YOU 3 SECONDS TO COME HERE KASH* “ Dad?!?!
@jenaesmith9633
@jenaesmith9633 4 жыл бұрын
I'm really not trying to be rude to u but its kash (not trying to be rude)
@thatssonotwatermelon4248
@thatssonotwatermelon4248 4 жыл бұрын
fun time with naenae 333 auto correct
@lorianamay8079
@lorianamay8079 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the statue behind him was kash lol 😜😂
@user-tj3qc8vj1b
@user-tj3qc8vj1b 3 жыл бұрын
@UCM3srqM3PEhhq7ELzaRjNbw stfu
@CutieKB7
@CutieKB7 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenaesmith9633 ur so rude auto correcting mistakes is mean you smarty butt kid
@Hi-me5xm
@Hi-me5xm 4 жыл бұрын
”Do not get distracted by this shirt” Gets Distracted by his shirt only because he said don't
@casnorth6114
@casnorth6114 4 жыл бұрын
This shirt is all I can look at
@trentvaughn3367
@trentvaughn3367 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@cameroncisneros4268
@cameroncisneros4268 4 жыл бұрын
My question is why would i get distracted.... WHY
@cameroncisneros4268
@cameroncisneros4268 4 жыл бұрын
But i did get distracted
@jas-minesolis2380
@jas-minesolis2380 4 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right when he said it
@judymcdougle4014
@judymcdougle4014 5 жыл бұрын
"what even is inertia" *Flashing back* "Bill Nye the science guy... Inertia is a property if matter"
@amityknasel8335
@amityknasel8335 5 жыл бұрын
bruh i’m stupid i thought it was energy💀😂
@Oddity2994
@Oddity2994 5 жыл бұрын
BILL BILL BILL BILL
@wlorourke1
@wlorourke1 5 жыл бұрын
Inertia is part of a law of physics. Right? Like....Newton's 2nd law?😏
@Oddity2994
@Oddity2994 5 жыл бұрын
@@wlorourke1 * epic rap battles of history flashbacks *
@judymcdougle4014
@judymcdougle4014 5 жыл бұрын
@@wlorourke1 uhhh idk I'm just going into 8th grade 😅
@lilelly0428
@lilelly0428 5 жыл бұрын
"her teeth shop at the gap"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@raemin-laanmcneil8449
@raemin-laanmcneil8449 3 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is the Quote of 2019....Facts!
@lauren7669
@lauren7669 5 жыл бұрын
1:18 does anyone realize that her mom is 12 yrs old??😂
@cvltss
@cvltss 5 жыл бұрын
Lol omg
@michellementh9651
@michellementh9651 5 жыл бұрын
Supposedly the child thinks their mom is 12 😂 the worst part is that it’s fake because no 5 year old can write like that
@jameslandergagui7895
@jameslandergagui7895 5 жыл бұрын
Lesely from ml
@-LunarLynx-
@-LunarLynx- 4 жыл бұрын
@@jameslandergagui7895 omg yessss 👌
@tajneafoster2836
@tajneafoster2836 4 жыл бұрын
Potato Farmer The teacher normally asks the kid the questions and then writes what they said! So it’s right a small child didn’t write it but it’s probably real!
@amandataylor4938
@amandataylor4938 4 жыл бұрын
Once my elementary music teacher lost her voice and she said when she told the kindergarteners one of them said maybe God took it away and another added because you talk too much!
@evilkitty2269
@evilkitty2269 3 жыл бұрын
everyone else in the kindergarten class: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!
@LexietheFNFFan
@LexietheFNFFan 3 жыл бұрын
Friday Night Funkin BF on November 19, 1936: Me and GF are getting married!
@belladurante3921
@belladurante3921 5 жыл бұрын
the kid I'm babysitting just yelled "BRUH HE NEEDA GO BACK TO SCHOOL" he's 6
@osmosisjane
@osmosisjane 5 жыл бұрын
The second you told me to NOT focus on your shirt, I focused on your shirt. And now it’s the only thing I can see
@osmosisjane
@osmosisjane 5 жыл бұрын
Your laugh is literally the best thing😂😂😂
@osmosisjane
@osmosisjane 5 жыл бұрын
How are you going to ride a Harry Potter ride but not read or watch the books smhhh😂😂😂
@swimlover04
@swimlover04 5 жыл бұрын
osmosisjane same
@rockytopg4767
@rockytopg4767 5 жыл бұрын
osmosisjane same tho
@AliceRinGameLand
@AliceRinGameLand 5 жыл бұрын
osmosisjane I know right. Never tell a person eith ADHD to not look at something or get distracted by (insert whatever), that's the first thing I noticed. I mean I noticed it before he said not to look then he brought me right back to the distracting shirt
@hannah7977
@hannah7977 5 жыл бұрын
Him: I don't even know what inertia is I need to go back to school" Me: GET A DICTIONARY
@hannah7977
@hannah7977 5 жыл бұрын
Solid burn..
@torimcconahay5665
@torimcconahay5665 5 жыл бұрын
Crazy American shots fired
@hannah7977
@hannah7977 5 жыл бұрын
Tori McConahay lol it's true tho
@JessicaEliza
@JessicaEliza 5 жыл бұрын
What’s inertia
@hannah7977
@hannah7977 5 жыл бұрын
JessicaEliza I REPEAT GET A DICTIONARY Inertia is a property of matter by which it remains at rest or in motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force.
@Kat-wy6zb
@Kat-wy6zb 3 жыл бұрын
You don't know how bad I want a friend like Alonzo
@heatchills4093
@heatchills4093 2 жыл бұрын
I feel likewise, but I don't know if it would be worth the ruptured eardrums.
@dabishoto
@dabishoto Жыл бұрын
I can be ur friend I'm exactly like him ,😂
@edyarellano5462
@edyarellano5462 5 жыл бұрын
I also drew a ninja on my work from protecting it from being wrong and I still got it wrong but I got 1 point for the Ninja
@karlacardona7796
@karlacardona7796 4 жыл бұрын
Edy Arellano lol🤣
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын
Was that yours?
@e1._.r0se
@e1._.r0se 4 жыл бұрын
Edy Arellano WOOOOOWWWWW
@CodyWhitlock
@CodyWhitlock 5 жыл бұрын
This is our future generation! We are in good hands 😂😂🙌
@saralang7433
@saralang7433 5 жыл бұрын
You are legit everywhere!
@erinmyers571
@erinmyers571 5 жыл бұрын
Sara Lang he may be everywhere but he’s cute
@CheerNastics9
@CheerNastics9 5 жыл бұрын
HEY! I’m one of the people who will be the future generation
@DemonSlayer8379-1
@DemonSlayer8379-1 5 жыл бұрын
Cody Whitlock yep
@amnesiaplayz4314
@amnesiaplayz4314 5 жыл бұрын
WAIT there is a teacher at Parkview middle school named mr.Whitlock ARE YOU RRLATED
@asiao.1515
@asiao.1515 5 жыл бұрын
I hate math tests because all through the test it’s really easy and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like... IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 200 MPH AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN DARREL BUY WITH 8 RUBBER DUCKS IN 24 HOURS????
@giadamiraldi6792
@giadamiraldi6792 5 жыл бұрын
The ending sounds like a youtube challenge.
@robertlucas6745
@robertlucas6745 5 жыл бұрын
Depends. How many rubber ducks are the cupcakes worth?
@zoeymarie5537
@zoeymarie5537 5 жыл бұрын
34. why do you ask? Its so easy
@pupthatmayoooo6893
@pupthatmayoooo6893 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed much harder then I should have at this
@celebnews8675
@celebnews8675 5 жыл бұрын
My_ Edits TRU
@ashleyblanco729
@ashleyblanco729 5 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard bc you laugh so hard. It just makes it so much funnier. Thank you. ♥️
@beldandylee4775
@beldandylee4775 4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: Do not tell me that that don’t look like Cash Me: that don’t look like cash
@emilycollins485
@emilycollins485 4 жыл бұрын
Beldandy Lee **Kash
@quimarthegoat2063
@quimarthegoat2063 4 жыл бұрын
Beldandy Lee you spell his name kash
@musicloverme3993
@musicloverme3993 3 жыл бұрын
He asked you NOT to tell him that! (Get Smart reference.)
@g1ng3rsn4ps
@g1ng3rsn4ps 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not snitching #3hunna" was actually a godlike answer lmfaooo I woulda gave that student full credit on that cuz sometimes passing on a laugh and positivity is what makes life the best lol
@emxstarxii5447
@emxstarxii5447 5 жыл бұрын
lol same this might sound bad but I don't mean it badly. Honestly I hope the teacher was feeling depressed that day, (God this sounds awful) cause if your just are having a bad day and you see that, well for me it would have made me smile so much.
@leet9873
@leet9873 5 жыл бұрын
These arent fails. These kids are geniuses.
@nisarojas2869
@nisarojas2869 5 жыл бұрын
Leet except for the stop sign one
@ndisfoshiz
@ndisfoshiz 5 жыл бұрын
Especially the one paper by Jamal. He did read the other 2 questions and they are genius!
@courtnieguevara4646
@courtnieguevara4646 5 жыл бұрын
True you are right leet
@msbunny6671
@msbunny6671 5 жыл бұрын
Yup these are the kids who have common sense LOL but also are extremely literal the world needs more of that and less followers 👍👌
@ghostwolfs4130
@ghostwolfs4130 5 жыл бұрын
Omg ikr
@zombiecat2492
@zombiecat2492 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't distracted by the shirt until he said something 😂
@jasiahlaramos5190
@jasiahlaramos5190 4 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@elliejones7397
@elliejones7397 4 жыл бұрын
BanditKitty101 I didn't even noticed his shirt until he pointed it out.
@Don_Tron9000
@Don_Tron9000 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Tasha11E
@Tasha11E 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@amandasinnett6194
@amandasinnett6194 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t distracted by his shirt until I read this comment
@lorealmacdonald9607
@lorealmacdonald9607 5 жыл бұрын
harry potter joke: Ron: let me slyther-in you Hermione: No, how about I show you the gryfin-door.
@mochatoodlessunshine8320
@mochatoodlessunshine8320 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын
That’s amazing. Although we all know Ron would never use slytherin in a joke. He probably thinks they are the joke.
@Slayadventures2479
@Slayadventures2479 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@artsyfartsy7248
@artsyfartsy7248 4 жыл бұрын
Rooonn stop
@mady9105
@mady9105 4 жыл бұрын
:D
@heathermcfarland6317
@heathermcfarland6317 5 жыл бұрын
Kids are so sassy. I love it. I wish I would’ve had the courage to write some of those things down on my test papers. Especially the ninja. 😂
@itsjz5016
@itsjz5016 5 жыл бұрын
I still am in school so ill have a chance lmao
@chelseaokereke8001
@chelseaokereke8001 5 жыл бұрын
Nicole Scholl | lmao😂
@racheldesroberts9018
@racheldesroberts9018 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaahahahahahahahahahh this is the rudest teacher but a good storie
@z0e.williams
@z0e.williams 5 жыл бұрын
Takes guts
@Camila-ll9oj
@Camila-ll9oj 5 жыл бұрын
Heather McFarland i would have written YOUR ESSAY
@aminahwhyne2633
@aminahwhyne2633 5 жыл бұрын
His laugh is so contagious!!!🤣
@panagiotisdiamanteas4108
@panagiotisdiamanteas4108 5 жыл бұрын
U want to see somethings thats contagious Search on KZbin You are not ready for this one yassuo and watch the 1st minute
@aminahwhyne2633
@aminahwhyne2633 5 жыл бұрын
Παναγιώτης Διαμαντέας Lol I’m dieng
@user-rh8tf5ms5w
@user-rh8tf5ms5w 3 жыл бұрын
“My mommy’s job is doing the dentist” I’m dead 💀😂😂😂😂
@evilkitty2269
@evilkitty2269 4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: *looks at hexagonal stop sign* "is that the wrong shape? Me: yeah! stop signs are octagons lol
@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721
@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 4 жыл бұрын
*Jack Black has left the chat.*
@lbmonk275
@lbmonk275 3 жыл бұрын
YO I DIDN"T REALIZE THE KID DREW THE STOP SIGN WRONG TILL I READ UR COMMENT
@evilkitty2269
@evilkitty2269 3 жыл бұрын
Lol alonzo didnt either
@eclipses1003
@eclipses1003 3 жыл бұрын
*octagon
@sarahbelle1993
@sarahbelle1993 5 жыл бұрын
When he was hollering for Kash I literally almost died. Lol
@braidwood3853
@braidwood3853 5 жыл бұрын
Who else didnt notice his shirt untill he said something
@chizuriz9138
@chizuriz9138 5 жыл бұрын
same
@avakinsparklez5879
@avakinsparklez5879 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Chloe..F
@Chloe..F 5 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@mandy1810
@mandy1810 5 жыл бұрын
It was actually the first thing I noticed 😄
@pacifistminigun3987
@pacifistminigun3987 5 жыл бұрын
i did
@hannahisagoose
@hannahisagoose 4 жыл бұрын
Laura’s math sheet for her kid was to order it alphabetically That’s why there are five letters and five blank spaces with the alphabet above it *boom*
@SF3L
@SF3L 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 Everyone:*see “my mom is doing the dentist* Me: how the heck is this kid’s mom 12 years old?
@amolchougule2751
@amolchougule2751 3 жыл бұрын
Because that kid might be 12 and most kids think that their parents are their age. Because when he born that’s the day when she becomes mom , right?
@LexietheFNFFan
@LexietheFNFFan 3 жыл бұрын
Mommy Mearest: Who married my daughter?
@Juuzxu3X
@Juuzxu3X 5 жыл бұрын
The Hennessy part got me 😂😂😂😂😂I was crying so hard and my stomach was hurting so much
@reallyshonn
@reallyshonn 5 жыл бұрын
juuzxu 3x could you please subscribe to my channel it would mean a lot to almost most to 500
@melchiorzibeon5024
@melchiorzibeon5024 5 жыл бұрын
I cried laughing at that
@arryanabrown3032
@arryanabrown3032 5 жыл бұрын
juuzxu 3x same!
@SubscriberswithnoContent-cn5mm
@SubscriberswithnoContent-cn5mm 5 жыл бұрын
Next time please list the time it happens at
@JadeHP05
@JadeHP05 5 жыл бұрын
10,000 Subscribers with no Content - 14:07 “My mom drinks Hennessy” unless you got it already 👍🏼
@nev834
@nev834 5 жыл бұрын
Can we just acknowledge that a student said that the teachers son should be named Grandma? 😂 13:40
@NYChica23
@NYChica23 5 жыл бұрын
I also noticed that one of the students said that the teacher's son should be named Peter Pan
@willowstrike1102
@willowstrike1102 5 жыл бұрын
or even better, ' '
@4ndreiii
@4ndreiii 5 жыл бұрын
Another said that the baby's name should be elephant
@kayleek.8609
@kayleek.8609 5 жыл бұрын
delatine another said elephant and somebody said potato 😹😹😹
@legitdonkey581
@legitdonkey581 5 жыл бұрын
One kid said Tiny and another said Balloon
@mfingmothman5370
@mfingmothman5370 5 жыл бұрын
bUt YoUr ShIrT iS tOo dIsTrAcTiNg That shirt is just 👌👌👌👌👌
@sanaabrown7750
@sanaabrown7750 4 жыл бұрын
“This is my science project in one picture” -Alonzo Lerone 2019
@thekey207
@thekey207 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Watch, either the kid or Alonzo will say sushi... Both: *sushi*
@jassyredd257
@jassyredd257 5 жыл бұрын
Something tells me you have matching pants with that shirt
@saby115
@saby115 5 жыл бұрын
Jassy Redd he probably does
@debrahfelver5957
@debrahfelver5957 5 жыл бұрын
I have a pair of shorts that match it lol
@bnooie
@bnooie 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was grey 6:25 watch closely Sorry lol
@anniebannani6985
@anniebannani6985 5 жыл бұрын
same
@pastelpandapepsi7847
@pastelpandapepsi7847 5 жыл бұрын
Libby Smith omg I see it! XD
@funnyguy1059
@funnyguy1059 4 жыл бұрын
8:56 Plankton: “Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formuoli”
@bruyere997
@bruyere997 4 жыл бұрын
5:15 that question should’ve said “Lord Farquaad” 😂😂😂
@emilluciooo_
@emilluciooo_ 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite quote: If idiots could fly... This house could be an airport
@twentyfivehourpharmacy6348
@twentyfivehourpharmacy6348 5 жыл бұрын
7:09 So you’re a muggle? That explains a lot..
@landonfonke6082
@landonfonke6082 5 жыл бұрын
The kid answering was Harry potter
@twentyfivehourpharmacy6348
@twentyfivehourpharmacy6348 5 жыл бұрын
The Matress xD everyone doesss. Especially if she be a Slytherin ;)
@reina4544
@reina4544 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@lukepollard1327
@lukepollard1327 5 жыл бұрын
Sakora Caudell we all know that huffle puff is the best
@sabrinathompson6198
@sabrinathompson6198 5 жыл бұрын
No he lives under a staircase. ( kinda like Harry)
@Rissie
@Rissie 5 жыл бұрын
My husband and I love your videos. It's impossible not to laugh.
@gaaraofthefunk7163
@gaaraofthefunk7163 4 жыл бұрын
3:00 Shoot! A pencil ✏️ has been my support on difficult times too. Coping mechanism, drawing out stuff helped replaced the self harm/mutilation. Writing ✍🏽 helped as well. I laughed so hard when he read it, then recalled it can be so true too.
@MayaRoyal12
@MayaRoyal12 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo:Tell me that don't look like Kash, Tell me that don't look like Kash! Me:It don't look like Kash.
@racheltalbert306
@racheltalbert306 5 жыл бұрын
But kash be looking like a polar bear
@MayaRoyal12
@MayaRoyal12 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Talbert yea lol
@UnseelieRose
@UnseelieRose 5 жыл бұрын
"One... Two... Two and a half..." Oh, Gods, my mother used to yell that at me all the time when I was a child! :D
@Camila-ll9oj
@Camila-ll9oj 5 жыл бұрын
UnseelieRose I feel ya tho it wasn’t my mom it was my bossy big brother
@angrywaffle1429
@angrywaffle1429 5 жыл бұрын
UnseelieRose I mean no offense by this I’m just curious are you politeistiche
@Camila-ll9oj
@Camila-ll9oj 5 жыл бұрын
Stormey's Way I don’t know what that means
@Camila-ll9oj
@Camila-ll9oj 5 жыл бұрын
Stormey's Way what does that mean ???
@angrywaffle1429
@angrywaffle1429 5 жыл бұрын
UnseelieRose means you believe more than one god or not monotheistic(believing in god)
@fr4nk124
@fr4nk124 4 жыл бұрын
7:51 Scared the shit outta me. I had my headphones in and that sound fx was so loud. I nearly jumped out of my pants.😂😂😂
@dottie_mayfield
@dottie_mayfield 4 жыл бұрын
You're the perfect personality, that would make for an amazing teacher! You are obviously more supportive than any of the teachers these student have had.
@WaltRBuck
@WaltRBuck 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, stop signs are octagons. At least, here in the states.
@shamusspencer4060
@shamusspencer4060 5 жыл бұрын
Walt R. Buck , well they are in Canada too dude so yeah most places I think do too eh
@jeffersoniiil1621
@jeffersoniiil1621 5 жыл бұрын
Europe too
@kattkaufman6132
@kattkaufman6132 5 жыл бұрын
A shape is the same every where dumbass
@Blazin_D_Asian
@Blazin_D_Asian 5 жыл бұрын
He drew a hexagon tho
@WaltRBuck
@WaltRBuck 5 жыл бұрын
McKayla Kaufman I've generally found the one calling names is the one who doesn't understand. In this case I clearly was not referring to the shape, but the sign of which I assumed but wasn't sure was the same polygon in all countries.
@burninghammerstudios7033
@burninghammerstudios7033 5 жыл бұрын
all the math in this video gave me anxiety
@awkward-scarfy-boi9400
@awkward-scarfy-boi9400 5 жыл бұрын
On my Algebra hw last year, I wrote a long explanation for why I could not answer a question. The reason was because the grammar was incorrect on the homework.
@justinshaw7279
@justinshaw7279 2 жыл бұрын
Why
@eb-vu7sy
@eb-vu7sy 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the "bear covering the sentence" 😂😂😂
@its_arabel
@its_arabel 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Finally, someone hasnt seen a Harry Potter movie or read a book
@theredgamer2362
@theredgamer2362 5 жыл бұрын
If you read this, you may have the best day ever
@user-vh8wn8sx3z
@user-vh8wn8sx3z 5 жыл бұрын
I read this comment believing it Later that day I also lost my phone, mugged for my wallet by a bully, found a dead fly in my lunch, slipped on a banana peel, had a pop quiz, failed that pop quiz, forgot my homework, was hit in the head with a basketball, stepped in 3 inch deep mud, was pooped on by a bird, and received a detention for singing in choir "too loud" I will never trust a youtube comment again...
@judymcdougle4014
@judymcdougle4014 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-vh8wn8sx3z rip
@orangexlightning
@orangexlightning 5 жыл бұрын
Am I being granted permission to have the best day ever or is it a possible out come for me to have the best day ever? You're going to have to be specific.
@prestonjohnston7907
@prestonjohnston7907 5 жыл бұрын
TheRedGamer days past
@ylayourlittleadvisor2927
@ylayourlittleadvisor2927 5 жыл бұрын
What will happen? Will my poop perhaps turn into gold🤔🤔🤔
@princessrae8722
@princessrae8722 5 жыл бұрын
Has y’all’s phone ever gotten stuck horizontal....I hate that so much..Love ya Alonzo
@reallyshonn
@reallyshonn 5 жыл бұрын
Laura-May H. could you please please subscribe to my channel it would mean a lot almost to 500
@princessaz79
@princessaz79 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it's not on lock mode?
@kariyaproctor2858
@kariyaproctor2858 5 жыл бұрын
Yes mine dose all the time
@Mia_Alise
@Mia_Alise 5 жыл бұрын
Laura-May H. Just happened🤦...my ass was shaking my phone like wtffff!!
@princessrae8722
@princessrae8722 5 жыл бұрын
QÙÊËÑ M-GÓØFY True I look like a weirdo in public they be like 👀
@ChennaJCook
@ChennaJCook 5 жыл бұрын
Him: "I'm gonna give you three seconds to get here! One....two....two and a half...." Me: Mom?
@elliepreston3546
@elliepreston3546 4 жыл бұрын
Help my grades have fallen and I can't get up it reminds me of the Life Alert commercial lol😂😂😂
@pinkyrose5214
@pinkyrose5214 5 жыл бұрын
“Bill Nye the science guy ‘inertia is the property of matter’ BILL BILL BILL BILL"
@cloudstudio6828
@cloudstudio6828 5 жыл бұрын
When my teacher plays bill nye I have to control myself not to sing along or everyone will think I’m crazy😅
@lealahgreene9569
@lealahgreene9569 5 жыл бұрын
That's the only thing I remember about inertia
@camrynpennington4483
@camrynpennington4483 5 жыл бұрын
Bill the decapitated science Guy
@_analog
@_analog 5 жыл бұрын
The only episode I remember is when bill went to a frikin valcano
@9037chaparra
@9037chaparra 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill Nye the science guy for all your shows.
@squickerscat5377
@squickerscat5377 5 жыл бұрын
1:21 "my mom is 12 years old."
@GenocideShell
@GenocideShell 5 жыл бұрын
squickers cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gp75motorsports
@gp75motorsports 5 жыл бұрын
AND her job is "doing the dentist" O_o
@spaghetti2316
@spaghetti2316 5 жыл бұрын
Yea wth
@sydneyw9425
@sydneyw9425 5 жыл бұрын
In pre k i put my mommy’s age as 90
@hasaki8098
@hasaki8098 5 жыл бұрын
FBI! OPEN UP!
@ditchdot
@ditchdot 3 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: do NOT get distracted by this shirt My ADHD: allow me to introduce myself
@bellaessner7643
@bellaessner7643 5 жыл бұрын
9:37 this had me dead 😂😅🤣
@thgritic102
@thgritic102 5 жыл бұрын
1:55 The fact the teacher drew that meme astounds me XD
@justarandomboiscrollingthr1704
@justarandomboiscrollingthr1704 5 жыл бұрын
thgritic102 w
@TheRealQuickSilver
@TheRealQuickSilver 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have this awesome teacher who's like the epitomy of what a millennial is and he puts memes into his lessons all the time. School sucks but he keeps me going lol.
@xoxoxoxocasey411
@xoxoxoxocasey411 5 жыл бұрын
i have to say, ive been crying for the past hour and a half, and saw u uploaded a video, I clicked it, and it was the only thing that made me laugh/smile all day🌈thank you for being u and putting a smile on my face when i needed it most
@yiinnexii_wiin
@yiinnexii_wiin 5 жыл бұрын
Bella Rose glad Alonzo made you feel better ☺
@melly9204
@melly9204 5 жыл бұрын
Bella Rose Hope you feel better soon! :)
@yeulychin9274
@yeulychin9274 5 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post something similar to this. Sometimes we all need someone else to smile and laugh to make us feel a little better.
@sarahshields5964
@sarahshields5964 5 жыл бұрын
8:16 “Kung fu midget” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. God I was laughing so hard at that
@leoplayzmc9537
@leoplayzmc9537 4 жыл бұрын
cash's like "of all the dogs at the kennel you picked me?!"
@spacexghost888
@spacexghost888 5 жыл бұрын
“A pencil” I’m crying 😂
@JackMarisKnight
@JackMarisKnight 5 жыл бұрын
Stopsigns are octagons. Six sided polygons are hexagons.
@topnep548
@topnep548 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh man!” - Jack Black
@Silver5kull
@Silver5kull 5 жыл бұрын
@@topnep548 "Oh man..." - Starlord
@1967buickriviera
@1967buickriviera 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@alexistouey2723
@alexistouey2723 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Knight awesome I’ve been scrolling looking for someone else that realized that
@gaaraofthefunk7163
@gaaraofthefunk7163 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Knight the one he drew though, still had 6 sides though lol 😂 should have received at least half a credit 😂
@laeli9431
@laeli9431 4 жыл бұрын
When Lorenzo was looking for cash I was like he right behind you 😂😂
@ryanzhang5492
@ryanzhang5492 3 жыл бұрын
Lae LÍ who’s Lorenzo?
@laeli9431
@laeli9431 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan Zhang I meant alonzo 💀
@ryanzhang5492
@ryanzhang5492 3 жыл бұрын
Lae LÍ it’s all good
@cameronsmoot4941
@cameronsmoot4941 5 жыл бұрын
About the Harry Potter confession... me neither😂👍
@anonymous475
@anonymous475 5 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂
@harmonyangel2884
@harmonyangel2884 4 жыл бұрын
Same I heard of it but never ever thought of reading it
@knightofdoom6044
@knightofdoom6044 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo my main man... I think it was obvious you didn't read Harry Potter or watch the movies. But that's ok bro,you're good. I just die a little inside everytime you don't get the reference but I still love you.
@reallyshonn
@reallyshonn 5 жыл бұрын
Knight of Doom hey could you please subscribe to my channel if you don’t mind trying to reach 1k it would mean a lot
@dsgsecondspice1998
@dsgsecondspice1998 5 жыл бұрын
Life Of Monique & Vaj stop self promoting we came here to watch Alonzo's vid not subscribe to you
@spicychickendip3919
@spicychickendip3919 5 жыл бұрын
Facts😂😂😂
@cielphantomhive5044
@cielphantomhive5044 5 жыл бұрын
Knight of Doom agreed
@thereallyfatcatt
@thereallyfatcatt 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck that book it has the big gay
@relianc9825
@relianc9825 5 жыл бұрын
The kid almost deserved credit for saying stop sign; except stop signs are octagons, not hexagons
@clementinethemerciless7563
@clementinethemerciless7563 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed and died so many times😂 The sushi 1 got me. Is that ramen noodles in the centre?!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@katiehatt1962
@katiehatt1962 5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it when the kid said “my dad is a Sausage.”
@Somethin2z_
@Somethin2z_ 5 жыл бұрын
"Inertia is a property of matter " Bill Nye the Science Guy ! Bill Bill Bill Bill
@4violets
@4violets 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice his shirt until he said something, it’s hard to focus now lol.
@destinydelgado1347
@destinydelgado1347 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell me that dont look like kash!!" That dont look like kash
@humanitysmagicaldefender4980
@humanitysmagicaldefender4980 3 жыл бұрын
"Wanda, Rooeny, Allie, Sawyer, Dog *laughs*... Balloon, Potato..." I laughed so damn hard at this.
@Magulousmous
@Magulousmous 3 жыл бұрын
He should’ve read the rest of them, they were hilarious🤣
@pim5490
@pim5490 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE SHIRT! 😎🌸🌺
@felmin809
@felmin809 5 жыл бұрын
Kym Hughes looks gay
@pim5490
@pim5490 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Bencosme It does look HAPPY. I thought so too! 🤓
@felmin809
@felmin809 5 жыл бұрын
Kym Hughes it looks homosexual
@felmin809
@felmin809 5 жыл бұрын
Alivea Harms you think I'm playing, it's on sight.
@aliveaharms2236
@aliveaharms2236 5 жыл бұрын
@@felmin809 wdym? People can be who they want to be. Everybody is unique and beautiful...except you bc u say hateful things that come from ur cold dead ugly heart. So think about yourself b4 putting ur own problems on someone else.
@rebeccatoland8040
@rebeccatoland8040 5 жыл бұрын
Feeling butt hurt by the way you pronounced coenzyme. Edit: can’t believe I got so many likes, thanks guys. P.s. Much Love to you Alonzo!
@spikergaming869
@spikergaming869 5 жыл бұрын
Bex Toland Haha yeah 😂
@reallyshonn
@reallyshonn 5 жыл бұрын
Bex Toland hey could you please subscribe to my channel really trying to grow my supporters more 🙏🏾🤟🏽
@mar2939
@mar2939 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 5 жыл бұрын
His vocabulary and pronunciation has really gone downhill since the beginning. He's been exposed to too much "dumb."
@aliciastan2682
@aliciastan2682 5 жыл бұрын
For real I CAN NOT WATCH A VIDEO while trying to drink, IT DEFINITELY COMES OUT OF MY NOSE 😂 I’m laughing toooooo hard!!!! I have been binging all of your videos Alonzo! I have found my new addiction!
@itsgrayson6777
@itsgrayson6777 5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t there always that comment and your like “I wish I wrote that”
@goofballcartoonist7848
@goofballcartoonist7848 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, but i'd say "you're", not "your". GET A DICTIONARY!!!!
@keeganlillith9694
@keeganlillith9694 5 жыл бұрын
Fill out the following: “I love my dad” Me at four: What’s a dad?
@pandapaws5496
@pandapaws5496 5 жыл бұрын
Yep that’s me to!🤣
@chopp4996
@chopp4996 5 жыл бұрын
Nigga same
@shanikariddle6355
@shanikariddle6355 5 жыл бұрын
When he said "Do Not Get Distracted By This Shirt" it was too late I was already staring at it.
@jassyredd257
@jassyredd257 5 жыл бұрын
It was over when he said that I HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS 😂😂😂😂😂
@avblue1066
@avblue1066 4 жыл бұрын
The note that said 2 12s makes a bunny was hilarious
@LisavanderHulst
@LisavanderHulst 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I freaking love your channel!!
@theblueluna2218
@theblueluna2218 5 жыл бұрын
So it's the middle of the night where I am… I just had to spend most of this video trying NOT to wake my family up… I failed 😑
@theblueluna2218
@theblueluna2218 5 жыл бұрын
Topanga Bogardus they didn't stop my laughter
@kendalllowery1420
@kendalllowery1420 5 жыл бұрын
Ella-Mae Potter I’ll pray for ya...
@brittanyeller6258
@brittanyeller6258 5 жыл бұрын
The struggle 🤣
@rickydingitydongjikowsy342
@rickydingitydongjikowsy342 5 жыл бұрын
peachgirl hell no she won’t be laughing she’ll be screaming
@theblueluna2218
@theblueluna2218 5 жыл бұрын
peachgirl I mean that actually sounds good. Hot sauce is bae
@kalicat6434
@kalicat6434 5 жыл бұрын
You should do a video reacting to the Kim Kardashian memes 😆
@lelaniallison2903
@lelaniallison2903 5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeessss🤣
@browniesnofrownies4843
@browniesnofrownies4843 5 жыл бұрын
Kali Cat YESSSS please get this comment to the top omg lmao
@lonewolf4906
@lonewolf4906 5 жыл бұрын
Or do snapchat pictures from Facebook.
@keelyj2651
@keelyj2651 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg please do this I'm so ready 😂
@caroljewell2874
@caroljewell2874 4 жыл бұрын
The law and order bunny thing had me dying on the floor for a whole 15 mins
@mirrakulross8994
@mirrakulross8994 5 жыл бұрын
Literally my teacher used too say " if u don't show your work I'll count it wrong . So it will be your finale score 😉" and omg did the whole class ignore her
@anonymous475
@anonymous475 5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P their grades.
@gloryshrock636
@gloryshrock636 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one watching these at 2:00 am, trying not to laugh cause my sister's sleeping!!! LOL
@MCCNDANCER
@MCCNDANCER 5 жыл бұрын
No it’s 1 am rn xD
@soloken-_-8880
@soloken-_-8880 5 жыл бұрын
I am watching at 4 am on a school night
@acktan1
@acktan1 5 жыл бұрын
@@soloken-_-8880 cool kid
@qazwiz
@qazwiz 5 жыл бұрын
@Ev Evenying Gacha that question has been hexed.
@gloryshrock636
@gloryshrock636 5 жыл бұрын
@@Heartstopper_Brynn LOL I guess
@Ash.3s
@Ash.3s 5 жыл бұрын
2:32 What do u dislike about highschool? Person's answer: People Me: I can't disagree there, high schoolers and middle schoolers are the worst beings in the world. Edit: And this is saying a lot considering I'm a middle schooler
@kateissues
@kateissues 5 жыл бұрын
😂 👍
@kyliesmith9199
@kyliesmith9199 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a middle schooler too lmao
@aham639
@aham639 5 жыл бұрын
Cup The Cake I put that on a paper once my teacher read it while grading and started laughing uncontrollably and was questioned about it by people so he read it out loud but didn’t say it was me and one kid was like I thought we were all homies
@evamary4221
@evamary4221 5 жыл бұрын
Cup The Cake where I live there’s only primary and high school so what grades are in middle school?
@caitlinthorpe1018
@caitlinthorpe1018 5 жыл бұрын
6th-8th grade
@jppoole2461
@jppoole2461 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, you make me roll!!! I appreciate what you're doing. Keep up the good work. The laugh is infectious!!!
@kiarasummers
@kiarasummers 4 жыл бұрын
Love your channel
@bellam6468
@bellam6468 5 жыл бұрын
So we gonna act like he just ain’t choke on his own mucus 😂😂
@khaotictrash
@khaotictrash 5 жыл бұрын
Here's an explanation for anyone who is confused by 15:10 It is asking to put those five letters in order, the full alphabet above is a clue while the five letters are scrambled out of order so that the child can figure it out. It's _r s t u v_
@raeofsunshine07
@raeofsunshine07 5 жыл бұрын
kittenautie wow props to you
@hoteltrivago8292
@hoteltrivago8292 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Proffesor
@Tayken1
@Tayken1 5 жыл бұрын
"slaps forehead"
@victorma9355
@victorma9355 5 жыл бұрын
Nah it is a pattern. S skips 4 to V , then the letter next to S which is T goes back two letters to R, then repeat. That’s why after R is U because skips four. EAZY
@kitaxvira
@kitaxvira 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong time
@brandontrejo5808
@brandontrejo5808 4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo you said "bob" 4 times lol 😂😂
@ashani2825
@ashani2825 5 жыл бұрын
11:49-11:53 me trying to process geometry homework
@solarjones6181
@solarjones6181 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who says the intro
@zeerob3208
@zeerob3208 5 жыл бұрын
interupted and cold i say it in my head
@jasmineford8178
@jasmineford8178 5 жыл бұрын
interupted and cold nope
@PatrickStar-dx3en
@PatrickStar-dx3en 5 жыл бұрын
Get a dictionary then talk to me
@trinijay4256
@trinijay4256 5 жыл бұрын
I say it with him
@GhostOfNormandy
@GhostOfNormandy 5 жыл бұрын
Me in school when people can't spell or mess up their grammar "get a dictionary" *throws it at their face*
@aidanfitzhugh1422
@aidanfitzhugh1422 5 жыл бұрын
2:10 This dude said “He” as in a pronoun, fam its Helium.
@wordivore
@wordivore 5 жыл бұрын
Lol right, and turns out he got lucky with that first answer.
@elijahfoster2
@elijahfoster2 5 жыл бұрын
@@wordivore How did he get lucky? Would many people put 1, and if so why?
@sarahwineinger2764
@sarahwineinger2764 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when he said not to focus on the shirt because all I was doing was looking at it.
@jadethegem.4619
@jadethegem.4619 4 жыл бұрын
alonzo is the only person i've seen that laughs silently!
@heartbreakerninja
@heartbreakerninja 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: dont get distracted by the shirt. Me:....Too Late
@carolinegcooke
@carolinegcooke 5 жыл бұрын
Love ur shirt, man!!!
@Wesley-go7wn
@Wesley-go7wn 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2LNqZ2qnryFsLM
@jonathanzhu4188
@jonathanzhu4188 5 жыл бұрын
You can get it at H&M
@carolinegcooke
@carolinegcooke 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Zhu oh cool
@jr61vicari65
@jr61vicari65 5 жыл бұрын
I have that same shirt
@Baddawg_313
@Baddawg_313 5 жыл бұрын
i love his channel. just wish he would finally come out the closet already
@varowan1
@varowan1 4 жыл бұрын
Loved your video! Laughed so hard, but there's NO FREAKING WAY, I'm not going to talk about your shirt!
@madibryant3752
@madibryant3752 5 жыл бұрын
I swear to gosh I thought the dog statue behind was cash when Alonzo was calling for cash😂💗
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