If Fast Food Places Could Meet

The “if blank could meet” series is back with McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, Chick-fil-A, Whataburger, Wendy’s, and more coming together to discuss new menu additions.

[@alostrich]

Sit-down restaurants or streaming services next?

[@chrismccray361]

Sit down resturants including the awful waffle?

[@heymambootialiana]

Sit down resturants please? OLIVE 🫒 garden?

[@uwarrior]

Streaming services 4 sure

[@RossLemon]

definitely sit down

[@TacomasterStudios]

Streaming

[@vikkibishop7862]

Missed out on DQ being there and everyone wondering why "like do you even sell food" their response "yes and my ice cream machine always works unlike someone we know"

[@Musicforever712]

I believe that a DQ in Missouri actually wrote that on their sign during the "Sign War" that happened in a small town in Missouri.

[@lmboh8585]

@@Musicforever712 Yeah, they did!

[@VolcanoGroupie]

Great video!

[@BornAgainVet1785]

Their chicken tenders aren’t bad

[@vvkelly97]

I went by Dairy Queen last week to get a milkshake and their milkshake machine was down.

[@HariSeldon913]

The Hardees should have been switching to Carl's Jr. and back, but I suppose not everyone would get the joke.

[@willp.8120]

Or some kind of joke that they do like ninety percent of their sales for breakfast and sit without many customers the rest of the day.

[@huverdoose]

For a short bit the ones in my town were called Star Hardees.

[@KingKerosene]

I grew up in Alaska so when we moved to Minnesota I was so confused why it was now called Hardee's and not Carl's Jr. 😂

[@dozergetscrafty]

Our hardees is also a red burrito whatever tf that is 😆

[@sparrow7984]

@@dozergetscrafty and the Carl's Jr has Green Burrito

[@ForumArcade]

Popeye's was on point. "The trick is to leave it on the menu, but then always be out of it." 🤣

[@joshuakallenberger915]

I love their chicken, but I won't even go to Popeyes anymore. The wait is unbearable. And that is with no one in line. They never have any food up.

[@aaron4504]

Never even got to try there blackened chicken sandwich cause they were always out of the chicken. 🙄

[@dcarter455]

I will never forget going to Popeyes for a bucket of chicken and being told they were out of chicken… what you selling now then? Biscuits? Condiments? Napkins????

[@ATFADL]

I hear by next winter the one in my town will have Mac n' cheese again.

[@nahor88]

@@joshuakallenberger915 Brah just go inside... hell, any fast food place you should just go inside. With the exception of Chik-fil-a, you're likely to get better and faster service.

[@boganfett]

Whataburger is so spot on. i always joke that the sign that says 24 HOURS doesn't mean how late they're open, it means how long you'll wait in drive-thru

[@CorePathway]

Whataburger: they put you on the drive-through when you are too stoned to work with customers on the front counter.

[@goudagirl6095]

MAN I miss Whataburger. 😭And their fat straws!

[@mnenoch]

It's called Waitaburger for a reason

[@NOLAgenX]

Chik-Fil-A mentioning the drive thru line being longer than the usual 7 miles is so accurate! I almost snorted my Mountain Dew at that. 😂

[@AT-gh9js]

And you still get thru quicker then at an empty McDonald’s drive thru

[@cmack2769]

But they are fast

[@bamachine]

Best part was Arby's taking notes but missing everything that was said.

[@NOLAgenX]

@@bamachine LOL, “what’s a customer?”

[@candle86]

Yea but the irony is that line can be seven miles with you at the back, and your still gonna get your order than being 2nd in line at Mc Donalds

[@izzyrainydayz]

Chick-fil-a covering their ears at the slightest mention of Hooters!!! 🤣 “Oh no!” 😰🫣

[@HariSeldon913]

Aren't you glad Matt didn't actually do Hooters?

[@rach2909]

They got good wings🤷‍♀️

[@theinsurance2450]

@@rach2909 and chicken breast, hold the chicken.

[@Spingerex]

Not in this Christian restaurant!!

[@rumrain838]

@@Spingerex they aren't even Christians, the Sabbath is Saturday Not Sunday and God said no man can change his the law, they follow false doctrine made by Catholic Men.

[@jessicathompson-gautreaux5992]

Side note: they should sell Pizza Hut roofing materials to regular homeowners... they last forever!!!

[@RichardX1]

Just like the wait at Wendy's (and sometimes Popeye's)

[@stephensuggs4909]

💯💯

[@rhettbaldwin8320]

There is an old pizza hut near my home that is a martial arts dojo now.

[@davidrocksvideogames]

our house is shapped like pizza hut roof...

[@Warvvolf]

Ours is an Indian restaurant now.

[@puckrocker854]

Should have included White Castle walking out of a smoke filled room all puffy eyed and saying "Huh? Has the meeting started?" just for Chick-fil-A to reel in horror.

[@myitbos1335]

Also would have worked with Jack in the Box

[@bozimmerman]

What is White Castle?

[@Spingerex]

@@bozimmerman A burger place most notable for their steamed sliders,and to add more,it was featured in a movie with two stoned dudes going there to eat.

[@free_live_free-511]

@@bozimmerman it's a Crystal.

[@ravenhull]

Have Krystal’s step out next, and they give each other dirty looks.

[@aaronlopez492]

extremely accurate portrayal of chain fast food restaurants. JACK IN THE BOX: "Guys don't tell me my invite to your gathering got lost in the mail again!!".

[@AT-gh9js]

Who’s jack in the box? Must be up north or something, definitely not around here

[@aaronlopez492]

@@AT-gh9js Big burger joint franchise in the West.

[@ryanflake3481]

@@AT-gh9js Best long running ad campaign in the business.

[@melissaparker8406]

Never had it

[@jacquelineharper-simmons12]

@@AT-gh9js I remember eating there growing up in NYC. Burgers were big like BK.

[@texdoc89]

That Pizza Hut one was spot on lol, they never change the roof and it always happens randomly too

[@lawrenceshdow]

They're all equipment rental places around my area. 😂

[@I_am_Irisarc]

I live in Oklahoma. Everything that used to be something else is now a Mexican restaurant.

[@bamachine]

In my hometown, it was a Pasquale's Pizza that shut down and proceeded to become like 10 straight failed restaurants before Krystal came in, tore the building down, killing it's voodoo and built on it's former parking lot. Only place that has lasted.

[@UmmYeahOk]

@@bamachine I thought Pasquale’s Pizza was Chuck E Cheese’s attempt at selling pizza to adults in 2020 who didn’t know any better.

[@UmmYeahOk]

I have fond memories of a location from my childhood. I looked it up on google maps once and was confused. The roof was there, but it wasn’t a Pizza Hut. Instead, right next to it, was one of those modern looking buildings which actually was the Pizza Hut. So they literally wanted to update, but I guess were contractually obligated to not change the roof, so just just built next to it.

[@davidnorton9997]

Absolutely hilarious. Around here Pizza Hut buildings have become Mexican restaurants, pot dispensaries, and budget cell phone carrier locations.

[@eazyridin7283]

I loved the part where Hardee’s said “ back in the day I use to make fried chicken “ yes they did n it saved my life . I was homeless( like 25yrs ago) n a friend use to work at Hardee’s n at night use to bring home chicken they would throw out . It was awesome, tear it apart n make a sandwich mmm my mouth is watering 😂

[@nobodyimportant2470]

Yes back before Carl's Jr bought them out and changed everything but the name.

[@roberts1677]

I worked at Hardee's back when they had fried chicken.

[@deejustdee4752]

Our Hardee's had a Taco Bar about 25 years ago. Oh and now that Hardee's is a LaundrOmat. Sad.

[@roberts1677]

@@deejustdee4752 Ours never had a taco bar. Last I checked, that building had become a Wendy's.

[@leaf2180]

Is it really that hard to add the a and the d?

[@chadcrigger3101]

That is exactly what they would say. The taco bell / KFC/ long john silvers is killing me. 🤣

[@shanedaley6236]

I haven't seen a taco bell and KFC in two different places in forever that this just makes perfect sense

[@JL-sm6cg]

He forgot A&W as well.

[@msmaria5039]

@@shanedaley6236 I went to one of those once. The fried chicken and mashed potatoes tasted like tacos.

[@JL-sm6cg]

@@msmaria5039 sounds like my friend getting a burger at Del Taco, saying it tasted like taco meat.

[@privacyvalued4134]

Now I kind of wish there was a Long John Silvers nearby so I could try making a Taco Bell / LJS taco. Seafood tacos are already a thing and make more sense than KFC tacos.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

“Quick reminder that lying is a sin…” “So is unseasoned chicken.” LMAOOOOOO too good!

[@kevinbarber2795]

It’s better than just about any other chicken I’ve had.

[@Spartan536]

Popeyes wouldn't suck as much as canned spinach if they actually hired people that gave 2 shits and a fuck about their job.

[@Ryvaken]

@@Spartan536 Oh goodness I thought that was just the franchise near me. Yikes.

[@theresagomez2605]

"It's just hospital food."😂😂😂 I never understood the draw to Panera and this description is perfect!

[@TheFroneyZone]

their breakfast sandwiches - but it ends there...seriously...they can't even get coffee right

[@spectralnighttravel]

It's overpriced fast food for people who want fast food and the delusion they're still being healthy while eating it.

[@geography_joe]

I agree panera is overpriced and disgusting

[@cpapcyborg]

Oh hell, I've had better tasting hospital food from the VA compared to anything from Panera.

[@Ravenforce3]

I'm 90% certain one of the hospitals around here actually has a Panera in it. So, yes...hospital food.

[@llama0057]

This was great 😆 I loved how Taco Bell kept “combo-ing” itself & how Popeye’s said unseasoned chicken is a sin 😂

[@jamescooley5744]

As compared to enclosing your chicken in 6 inches of breading.

[@jamescooley5744]

And shatters into dry shards when you eat it.

[@Karizmic]

Wendy’s roasting the hell out of everyone is extremely realistic good job on the video

[@christopherr.2137]

all of I could think of everytime Arbys kept asking "Customer ???" was the Simpsons when Terri and Sherri say "I am so hungry I could eat at Arbys" lol That was amazing

[@jamescooley5744]

Arby's..we have the meats!(we just don't know what animal they came from!)

[@danielleking262]

I remember that!!! 😂😂😂

[@noah4987]

Waitaburger making you sit there for a few hours questioning your life choices. Can't describe how accurate that is lmao

[@bozimmerman]

Worth the wait though. They start serving their toquitos at 11pm, and the line looks like profile of a spool of thread.

[@BoostedYote]

Hardee’s being an old man is perfect 😂

[@frzstat]

Matt hits it out of the park again!

[@matthewklestinski7030]

Great work Matt!

[@HikaruRain]

Taco Bell comboing was hilarious.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Yes! When he mentioned chicken, I thought, "Taco Bell has chicken, why is he- ohhhhh" 🤣

[@amandachilds5290]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 exactly thought what is the heart attack for.. then voila ...comboed and died laughing...he was like splitting like mitosis I guess? It was hysterical

[@steveaustin2686]

We had two Taco Bell/Long John Silver locations revert to only Taco Bell. So we have only one Long John Silver location left.

[@angelcat2865]

@@steveaustin2686 I miss Long John Silver's. We don't have them where I live anymore.

[@steveaustin2686]

@@angelcat2865 That is sad.

[@lew526]

I'm in the Popeyes line now. They left the red beans and rice on the menu but are out of it. Also didn't have medium size drink cups so I had to order large. It's amazing how accurate this is!

[@Bacopa68]

That's why you go to Hartz if you have one like in Houston or Atlanta. Or Indonesia. Yeah, there's a buffet that has Asian food.

[@eveningskies1954]

Savagely brilliant. Needs to be watched by everyone entering the US as a guide to the nation. This says it all.

[@merlball8520]

I think making this mandatory for immigrants to watch would seem so insane and confusing for them, it would end up cutting back immigration numbers.

[@davidwhite533]

Needed DQ. Also, maybe an agenda item on whether to consider applications from Zaxby’s and Raising Cane’s, and whether to take Church’s off of probation.

[@raziwellabdulrahman2362]

NEVER take Jiffy Lube, I meant Church's off probation

[@justsaying4621]

Not Church's🤣

[@JS-rv3et]

..... yo why yall doing my boi checkers dirty like this

[@quantum_vortex_]

and culvers

[@ethanh6849]

Zaxbys was goat...til the raised their prices to bdubs levels

[@jasonmfshow]

The only part I could possibly disagree with is questioning my life choices after a patty melt from Whataburger. I know what led me there, and I accept it 😁

[@sbyrstall]

Accepting it is half the battle.

[@Hermititis]

Agreed, but to ne fair, he didn't say questioning your life choices "after" the patty melt. He said questioning your life choices while in line. I've definitely asked myself how badly I really want that Avocado Bacon Burger or Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit when I'm still waiting in linr 10 minutes after ordering, even though it's 1 am & there's only 2 cars in front of me.

[@nahor88]

@@Hermititis Holy shit... it's good to know this is universally true for Whataburgers. I can never fucking believe how damn long their drive-thru line takes. I always used to go inside fast food joints cuz drive-thrus are a waste of gas, but fucking Covid forced me out of that. Now every Whataburger I've been to closes their dining room at 10, so when I want that late night fix I HAVE to go through that fucking drive-thru.

[@maxacorn]

the patty melt is worth the line. it is the truth.

[@CarShopping101]

@@Hermititis Whataburger is always worth the wait

[@IanB.2022]

Know what woulda been cool? Canes and Chick-fil-A either being arch rivals or best friends.

[@jaa4742]

Chick-fil-A needs Peach Milkshakes all year long.

[@williamsstephens]

My word, galloping over there RAT NOW!

[@jaa4742]

@@williamsstephens Had one earlier today :)

[@American_Idiot_]

Fr if they did, I might actually go there

[@sabotabby3372]

Chick-Fil-A funded ISIS

[@jojoftw1488]

I work at chick fil a and the peach milkshake gun breaks so much. We're not allowed to say no to milkshakes if it's on the menu and we have ingredients, if it was year round it would be hellish.

[@beabea3121]

🤣 hospital food 🤣 Matt is so hilarious! This is so funny 🤣

[@kd1841]

So true!

[@dylanautenrieth0405]

The broken speaker part DEFINITELY belongs to Checkers! Lol 🤣

[@joeleuer1842]

Checkers home of the $15 Whopper

[@AmyFutch]

It's true, Whataburger always gives me lot of time to question my life choices. Also I can't believe they forgot Dairy Queen.

[@myitbos1335]

Should have had the Whataburger guy change into a Mike Ditka impression

[@tealvampyre]

As a Texan who has been living in Georgia the last 9 years, I love that Whataburger is getting Southern representation on these now. We finally got one in Georgia y'all. Thank you Thomasville! (And three coming to Athens in 2023).

[@willp.8120]

One is coming to Woodstock as well.

[@davidneal1127]

Well I don't know how to tell you this, but Whataburger got bought by a management company that is most definitely *not* Southern. They already took jalapeno bread off the menu! I guess that's too spicy for people from Chicago. So y'all can drop Whataburger right off the list of Southern anything.

[@tealvampyre]

@@davidneal1127 Nooo!!! Say it ain't so!!

[@theirmom4723]

When Whataburger sold to a Chicago buyer...it was no longer a Texas Whataburger...

[@bozimmerman]

@@davidneal1127 Only partially true. My understand is that the franchising rights were sold. The existing restaurants, mostly in Texas, are still fully owned and managed by the same family. So -- What-a-burger is just ruined for the rest of yall. Texans will be fine. :)

[@Zundfolge]

Be fun to have Hardee's twin brother Carl's Jr wander in (basically the same character only with a so-cal accent) start giving Hardee's a hard time because he doesn't have to compete with In-n-out.

[@danielleking262]

😂😂😂

[@JL-sm6cg]

@1:02; "You do the same thing every year with the McRib!" Whataburger: "Hold my Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich, please."

[@SleepyGrapes]

Wendy’s character is spot on with the roasts because all their commercials are just them roasting their competitors lol

[@Salidin111]

No matter what paint, what signs, what ornaments a company who bought a old pizza hut attempts to put on the building the red top will ALWAYS be called pizza hut

[@jamescooley5744]

Which is why you rarely see an ex-McD's..they either tear them down or remove all visible corporate images.

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Lol. I think I peed me laughing at the Taco Bell Matt talking about the Mexican pizza.

[@sam-ke1zt]

"Unless it's the Snackwrap." I legit just got angry hearing that lol. I loved that thing.

[@Bones12x2]

It's disturbing how accurate these all are. Whataburger has literally taken up entire days of my week waiting for food.

[@Polythene_Pam]

Of COURSE Wendy's is just kicked back roasting everyone. 😆

[@Ryvaken]

Now if only they put the same attention to their food.

[@manofthesword7170]

You hit the nail on the head especially The Pizza Hut . This was actually really funny . I seen what a burger and was like yeah I know he’s going to say something about the line being long af lol .

[@NerdyComedian]

In n Out: Hey Jack, did they forget to invite us again? Jack in the Box: Seems so

[@coryhafer7285]

Needs a part 2 for sure!

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

I laughed so hard at the Pizza Hut gag.

[@ijustdocomments6777]

Nailed Chick-fil-A's whole personality.

[@sendtherain23]

The Whataburger part about leaving them in the drive through til they question their life choices is SPOT ON 🤣

[@abdulazizrex]

That remark on the McDonald’s broken ice cream machine was hilarious!😂

[@sarahtaylor4264]

I worked at CFA in the kitchen for a year. 100% accurate. Would have been great to include the someone coming to the meeting to order, hut it's Sunday so every other restaraunt offers to take the order. And the lemonade being so good all the restaraunts start drinking it halfway through.

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

I love when Chick-fil-A says "you should call it a fall festival burger." Like why not call half tea half lemonade an Arnold Palmer like everyone else? But no, CFA has to call it Sunjoy...

[@SwtTeaLdy]

I'm not sure, but it may be because Arizona Tea is the only brand that can actually use the name "Arnold Palmer" on products. Also, technically an Arnold Palmer is made with unsweetened tea. I'm sure if you order a "Sunjoy", Chick-fil-A will make it with their sweet tea, unless you specify differently.

[@rick_thunder]

My son works at Chick-Fil-A. The name “Arnold Palmer” is trademarked. CFA can’t use it without permission, or having to give royalties to the real Arnold Palmer. So they just made up a name.

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

@@rick_thunder They didn't have to put it on the menu at all. Most places that have tea and lemonade will know to mix them if you ask for an Arnold Palmer. The company doesn't actually have to use the name.

[@rick_thunder]

@@TheGnarlyPigeon I’m totally aware of that. My son says that customers call it an “Arnold Palmer” all the time and the employees know exactly what to serve. But the employees are not allowed to ever say “Arnold Palmer” because it would be trademark infringement. A typical exchange would to like this: Customer: “yeah, and can I have a large Arnold Palmer?” Employee: “yes Ma’am, here is your large Sunjoy.”

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

@@rick_thunder My point still stands. First of all, nobody actually cares whether or not someone says Arnold Palmer. Secondly, they could also say half tea half lemonade. Moral of story: There is nothing wrong with me being amused by the decision to call it Sunjoy.

[@Spingerex]

BRO!! The Chick-fil-A drive thru is so true! After hurricane Ian,me and a coworker went to Home Depot for supplies,and we saw a line at a Chick-fil-A that was ridiculously long!! Probably because a lot of people were without power to cook anything,so it was highly understandable. I also like how Taco Bell kept mutating throughout the whole video lol.

[@adriengriffon]

"Okay, quick reminder that lying is a sin" ...and that's the point I just started laughing in the middle of work.

[@UndeadJohnGaming]

Just that "Oh no!" covering the ears lmao

[@bobbigirl9983]

Matt you are a freeking genius! 🤪🤣😎🙏😊❤️

[@willm.1002]

Matt is so talented. Watch his other video where all the dollar stores meet. Hilarious !

[@RustyShackleford-gl1vi]

The 7 mile Chic fil A line is still faster than the Whataburger line that only has two cars in front of you.

[@skippy1071]

Our TitleMax was a Mrs. Winners. And that Hardee's fried chicken was legit!!!

[@willp.8120]

Are you in Cartersville, because their Mrs. Winners became a Title Max.

[@skippy1071]

@@willp.8120 - Rome!

[@willp.8120]

@@skippy1071 Maybe they have the same owners.

[@stevenkatie789]

This is painfully accurate. When I have gone to McDonald’s for my husband I hate going. Every time they will literally make me park almost every time even though I am the only person in line. Also at Whataburger I have been stuck in line for a little over an hour because there was only one line and no way out of line.

[@ladybee883]

We were in line for What-A -Burger in Destin, FL. After not moving at all for 20 minutes (no closer to even placing an order), we left and drove on down US Hwy 98 to Chick-fil-A. We were in and had our order within 10 minutes. They had roving teams taking orders from both lines, so it was much quicker.

[@leegraves101]

I waited at Arby’s so long my truck overheated

[@BrokeGuy69]

I work at McDonald's part time, when you order any burger with a quarter meat you get park just the way it is. Also if its a big order.

[@bradhaines3142]

​@@leegraves101 bruh if your truck overheats when parked you need a new truck

[@lukeg.6683]

Funny part about 1:38 is that the Chick-fil-A I work at is stationed right next to a hooters!

[@1craley878]

"I keep telling y'all, the mcRib is NOT food" I lost it.

[@ScottGrammer]

Mike, if I may suggest, "If Thrift Stores Could Meet."

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Goodwill, Salvation Army, the local mom and pop thrift store, and the scary thrift store where you gamble whether you'll catch roaches, lice, and/or bedbugs from any item you purchase.

[@KingKerosene]

@@ImNotaRussianBot don't forget about Value Village

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@ImNotaRussianBot Also STD's. Knew someone who caught one after trying on a pair of jeans.

[@tertalksevents2day]

Yeah “Mike”. Tell Matt to get on that would ya?? 🤣

[@msmaria5039]

Does Traderbakers count?

[@SuHu62]

Seriously, how do you not already have 100,000 subscribers?

[@carryeveryday910]

Bro the whataburger one is so accurate lmaaao. I’ve sat in that line wondering if the store was even still open at times lmao.

[@wilm3864]

3:04 - That certainly is true. At the Wendy's near me, I don't care if there are only two people ahead of me. I will wait a LONG time.

[@sissinoklahoma2057]

Need a LOVE THIS button. Like is just so much of an understatement! Thanks,Matt!

[@kd1841]

Brilliant Matt! Absolutely brilliant! 😆

[@thfield2417]

Dude, a new Matt Mitchell video makes it a good day - and these "could meets" are the BEST!

[@ln6964]

The Whataburger line about waiting forever and questioning life choices is so legit. I hate Whataburger being the only option on nightshifts. We actually had to ban our employees from going there for their breaks because they'd get stuck in the drive thru line for an hr and a post (Security) would go unwatched.

[@bozimmerman]

But the toquitos after 11pm are worth it. I get there and the line winds around the restaurant like a coiled snake. I thought I found a way around it once: I downloaded the APP, and placed my order online. Yea -- didn't help. :/

[@collegebro85]

Just goes to show how vastly superior it is to everyone else…just facts

[@wednesday181]

I long ago gave up on dealing with the WB drive-thru life and now pop inside to order mine to-go from the counter. They have it out to me in less than 5 minutes every time at this point, it feels like a cheat code.

[@nahor88]

@@bozimmerman Nah nah... the REAL problems started with Covid. All Whataburgers used to have their dining room open 24 hours. Now as far as I know they're only open till 10. Now if you want that satisfying fix after a night of partying on 6th st or Rainey st, you HAVE to wait in that stupid ass line. If you don't recognize those locations, you're a redneck backwater Texan (or from one of those random states that has Whataburger now).

[@bradhaines3142]

​@@wednesday181 i know sharing is caring but bro have limits. we cant tell everyone our secrets

[@aarondouglas3772]

As someone from Texas, whata is really like that.

[@greatkentuckian9032]

Correct

[@jessicacolegrove4152]

😭 all the stores here in SA got rid of the jalapeno cheddar biscuits

[@andrewhill3278]

"So is unseasoned chicken..." I'm so happy Popeyes primary purpose here was to roast Chick-Fil-A.

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

Which is ironic because Chick-Fil-a is better

[@varsoonhks3211]

@@brendonbuffaloe8830 Just because you spent more money on it doesn't make it better, sweetheart.

[@stephaniewordwoman]

I still maintain that part of the reason for the pandemic was, God saw Popeye’s trying to complete with CFA and said, “Y’all keep on…”

[@Agentfirestarter]

@@varsoonhks3211 Chick-fil-A is so much better

[@varsoonhks3211]

@@Agentfirestarter Your local Popeyes workers are slacking, then. Chik-fil-a is alright but the cost for quality fails to compare, especially when just comparing the Chicken Sandwich. This is the most apt point of comparison, too, as Chik-fil-a's primary focus is as a chicken sandwich place so it's pathetic that their sandwich gets so easily blown out by Popeye's. I do prefer Chik-fil-a's macaroni but a single serving costs almost as much as buying a whole tray would be from the store. It's absurd.

[@SilentTristerosEmpire]

"I combo-ed myself." I LOLed for real!! 🤣🤣😂

[@raecreated2161]

I just can't... as soon as the video ended I was given a McDonald's commercial! 😂 Keep the videos coming. I'm lovin' it. 🤣🤣

[@Diviance]

Out of that entire list of places, they roasted Wendy's for wait times in their drive-thru? They had Whataburger right there. If you want dinner at Whataburger, you need to show up during breakfast hours when there is only 5 cars ahead of you or you just ain't getting anything that day.

[@vancebocas7626]

Yeah I didn't get that insult either. I think out of all of them, Wendy's have been the shortest wait times, at least at the Wendy's around me.

[@srice6231]

I was laughing so much I had to watch this twice!

[@heathb4319]

I had to keep backing the video up to keep up while laughing.

[@jhomrich89]

would love to see a part two with different restaurants

[@barbaraerlinger5487]

I love that chick fil a throws up at the end 😆

[@jenniferkeeponfighting7561]

Went through the DQ drive thru the other day and I thanked the young lady for my ice cream. She said "my pleasure" and everyone in the car got quiet. I drove away and my son asked "did she seriously say that? Is she allowed?" Like it was Twilight Zone or something 😂

[@ryanflake3481]

Gaw damn Matt is funny. As a Californian, broke my heart not to see In-n-Out.... but hey, thems the breaks.

[@shanonwelch9995]

Right!?!? But at the same time, Most of In N Out's jokes were represented by Chick-fil-A. Squeaky clean atmosphere, long as lines, religious.

[@llmkursk8254]

Sorry man, but we’ll let you back in when the animal style fries are put back on the menu

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Nothing special about In-n-Out.

[@deusvult6920]

In n out isn't that good.

[@dansheffield4021]

@@deusvult6920 Depends on the franchise, some are better than others. Would have loved to see a little Texas California rivalry between WB and IAO

[@zachwhitlow4]

I was ROTFL at "Yeah those are actually the instructions on your Ice Cream machine."

[@jonahmays]

These are so well written 😂

[@lindafry8015]

Culvers! You're missing the burger cousin to Chik fil a. They are always really nice & are known for their butter burgers & concrete mixers. However they are open on Sunday.

[@willp.8120]

@ユジン There are some in Georgia. There is one about five miles from me

[@jennifers550]

We have some here in Florida too. Have one about ten minutes from my house. 🙂 Love Culver's.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Culver's is coming to North Carolina! Must have followed Wegman's down south.

[@sissinoklahoma2057]

Every single time I'm sitting I'm a Whataburger line, you are Correct! I am questioning all of my life decisions (and have PLLeNTy of time to thoroughly evaluate each one.) Then they hand me my bucket of ice cold coca-cola and I forget

[@toasteee252]

The ketchup is worth eaiting for..even if the fries arent the best. The chicken fajita taco is good (before they took it off the menu due to chicken flu shortage)

[@usernameforyoutube2661]

"Cause if it's broke, don't fix it" caught me off guard 😆

[@travisfuentes-gansemer2873]

The Taco Bell Combo had me rolling

[@g-man3785]

Loved the pre-merger Hardee's coffee cup. I remember as a kid watching my grandfather drink coffee from his.

[@jreyman]

Hardee's is much better now that it's part of CKE.

[@jaykelley3707]

Still got one of those cups

[@1337slic3]

Maybe not very southern of me but my favorite fast food place is Culver's

[@greatkentuckian9032]

Culvers in my opinion is the northa version of Whataburger.

[@1337slic3]

@@greatkentuckian9032 my girlfriend says it's like the burger version of Chick-fil-A

[@greatkentuckian9032]

@@1337slic3 well I don't go to Chick-fil-A often, but i wouldn't say it's wrong.

[@deplorableb.r.4211]

Culver's rocks!

[@rmo9808]

@@1337slic3 I can see that. There's something about having your food brought out to you.

[@kstatejosh69]

🤣😂In Kansas City there used to be a “Kentaco Hut” that’s what I called it. It was a KFC, Taco Bell and a Pizza Hut. I believe it’s just a Kentaco Bell Chicken now.

[@VolcanoEarth]

"Lying is a sin" "So is unseasoned chicken" HAAWWWWWWHAHAHAHA!

[@juggiebonebrain3383]

Subway: "Like real bread"

[@revolutiondjs101]

I know it's a comedy of 3's...but A&W as part of the split would have been a nice touch too

[@cindyragsdale2144]

I love A&W, but do they even have restaurants anymore?

[@revolutiondjs101]

@@cindyragsdale2144 I know of several in CA. One stand alone drive thru. The others have combined with KFC, fish n chips, or the bell

[@cindyragsdale2144]

Okay. It's been a while since I've seen one, so I wondered.

[@willp.8120]

@@revolutiondjs101 Arthur Trechers fish and chips is still open? I have never seen an A&W restaurant in Georgia, as far as I recall.

[@revolutiondjs101]

@@willp.8120 there are some Long John Silvers still around. One 10 minutes from me...but them and A&W are unicorns

[@253DICKEY]

Arbys taking notes and playing catch-up cracked me tf up..😂

[@wolfegaming36]

"Yeah, you gotta call that a 'fall festival' burger" 🤣

[@jaredmarkham7300]

100% true and had me laugh in the whole time 10 out of 10

[@phoebeallen284]

I worked at an Arby's for a few months, and with the amount of customers we actually got I was convinced they were laundering money or something through there

[@CarShopping101]

Arby's gyros are actually not bad.

[@phoebeallen284]

@@CarShopping101 They're definitely the best thing on the menu, they were the only thing I would willingly get for the employee meal

[@AndyMcBookerton]

You made my lunch hour, my day, even my week! 😂keep up the good work. ❤

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

I lived in Texas and YES, the Whataburger line takes forever and you do start wonder why you're doing this to your body at 2am after 20 minutes of waiting.

[@shanonwelch9995]

3 things... 1.) Being from SoCal, I understand why In N Out wasn't represented, Seeing it is mostly a Cali thing. But they are slowly infiltrating TX. 2.) I would have loved to have seen Jack in the Crack reped. What other fast food can you get burgers. 3 types if fries (regular, curly, and wedges w/bacon and cheese) tacos, teriyaki chicken bowl, and eggrolls? Just saying... and 3.) Awesome skit! Loved it!

[@drillosophy1012]

Soon as I saw Whattaburger, I knew In N Out would either be left out or shit on. I’m thankful for the former.

[@michaelstein7510]

I respect Jack in the Box for their extremely varied menu, by fast food standards. Sometimes it hits the spot at 3 AM when little else is open.

[@jeremyf9124]

Jack in the Box’s menu and being open 24 hrs. in my area are advantages, but they are really slow. It probably has something to do with menu complexity. In-N-Out’s menu is the simplest, and they’re super fast when you get to order, but they don’t have enough locations, so the line is always a mile long.

[@bozimmerman]

They are infiltrating Texas -- mostly to serve all the Californians flooding into our cities. Of course, there was a time when Subways and Crispy Creme were opening stores all around here, but now they are gone. I guess IaO has to try though....

[@jac-attack]

Your Texas accent is good! Whataburger forever.

[@bozimmerman]

I was thinking the same thing! Southern accents have a lot in common, but Matt really hit some of the fun differences.

[@mattisawsome9295]

You had me at “i combo’d myself”

[@shaydees]

The accuracy of this is hilariously spot on.