If Chain Restaurants Could Talk

[@alostrich]

Subscribe or eat the basket of remotes

[@nicksojka7457]

Mmm, tasty

[@OvSpP]

1:21 Cracker Barrel employees when they serve a table of Black people

[@drbobiwsky]

I wonder how many people go in and sneakily take the batteries out of them.

[@CT--mq6dj]

Why not both?

[@jpelasky01]

Thank you. This was so funny. great job. I have been feeling depressed and this video made me laugh. A lot. 🤣

[@SirBeast1992]

"I throw rocks or chairs at customers that need to go home." Classic lmao

[@atigerclaw]

Sometimes its other customers. Depends on whether it's riot season or hurricane season.

[@professorhaystacks6606]

I mean... it's not innaccurate.

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

Just the fact that you were the first comment up here today. Hey; what do Cracker Barrel and Waffle House have in common? Chairs!

[@deaconblooze1]

Waffle House lighting a cigarette is definitely the most on brand thing that happened here.

[@Lopal12]

people in waffle house lookin like they smoke crack 24/7

[@mordecaijones1388]

Add in a small busted window by the door and it’s spot on!!!

[@ChickumBurtango]

If the cook doesn’t follow me in after finishing his smoke break when I pull up to waffle house, I don’t want it.

[@mordecaijones1388]

@@ChickumBurtango uhhh I’ve had them place the still lit butt on the electrical box in the bushes and say they’ll be right back for it!

[@voiceofreason2674]

Show some respect for waffle house. The pay is good and the work is hard. Every other fast food place you're just pressing buttons. Waffle house we learn how to be real cooks

[@doughyguy2663]

Never thought I'd see the day that Applebee's is the voice of reason.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I remember going to a Veterans Day meal event at a Orlando FL area Applebee's 🍎 late 2010s. I walked in, ordered a 🍔 & saw a bunch of bugs crawl over my table. 😩

[@seanmurphy9913]

Applebees are the gourmet restaurants of small towns

[@MrClobbertime]

They're owned and operated by Aunt Bee.

[@MegaSwiming]

@@seanmurphy9913unfortunately yes

[@rustyshackleford6035]

​@@DavidLLambertmobilewhat kind of bugs 😲🪲🦟🦗🐛🐜🐝🐌🐞🦋 ?

[@Thyme2dream]

I still remember the time we were “fine dining” at Olive Garden and there were a couple of REAL Italian guys in the booth behind us…we don’t speak Italian so I’m sure we missed a lot, but I can still see the incredulous looks on their faces as they read the menu and their uproarious laughter when their food arrived.

[@MSinistrari]

Among us Italians, Olive Garden is the McDonalds of Italian food.

[@neverlistentome]

Among Americans olive garden is the McDonalds of Italian food. They don't even make food fresh in house. The food comes pre made and frozen and they reheat it. Disgusting.

[@dvest]

haha as an American eating Italian in America I like it anyway! 🙂

[@JL-sm6cg]

Doesn't surprise me. I ate at a REAL Italian restaurant in New York City, and when I asked the waitress if they put chicken in their fettuccini alfredo, she looked at me like she was about to call Bruno out of the kitchen to beat my ass! lol

[@p_campbell]

Ahhh remember when olive garden made there own pasta, 🤔

[@deathslayer4487]

BJ's casually not wanting to serve their namesake.

[@Kikujirosan]

at least it wasn't a restaurant named DP's. 😂😂

[@katarh]

Not a chain, but one of the best restaurants in New Orleans is Dooky Chase. They also do not serve their name.

[@BengtBagels]

​@@katarh I literally googled Dooky Chase as I typed I was speaking out loud: There is no way that's real -Oh My Lawd 😭

[@amandachilds5290]

Bless their heart....poor BJs! And they get confused for Costco and Sam's club wannabe too! So sad and yet too 🤣 funny

[@aprilgeorge23]

@@amandachilds5290yeah don’t even get me started with that. Worked at a BJ’s that was NEXT DOOR to a BJ’s clubhouse. Got the questions allllll the time 😆

[@HogCity88]

Absolutely Top Shelf. Matt's acting with the looking back and forth to the other characters while he's monologuing is professional level technique. This content is definitely a cut above. Thanks Matt!

[@jbjacobs9514]

I thought that was Jersey Mike's or is that a sub above? I feel another video subject...

[@davidthedeaf]

Sometimes I almost forgot he wasn’t a twin. He should do a southern male adult version of the Parent Trap. 😂

[@HogCity88]

@@davidthedeaf I would watch that. 🤣

[@nakamakai5553]

I am laughing right out loud - very good work, Matt.

[@PrydeWater901]

I truly don’t understand how Hooters survived the pandemic when most every restaurant went carry out only. Who orders Hooters to go?!

[@MunDane68]

They closed several restaurants, but lots of people order chicken wings. And theirs aren't bad, plus they have/had the best fish and chips of any of the chains

[@langdonledwig3734]

Weirdos

[@safromnc8616]

'I just go for the wings' is the equivalent of people who used to say they bought Playboy for the articles.

[@jenniferwintz2514]

​@@safromnc8616hey, they used to have damn good articles LOL

[@Spikelangelo]

@@safromnc8616 Atlanta 'Gentleman' Clubs would like a word. Legit some fantastic wings that you can't go to a chain store to get.

[@BBarn711]

The Olive Garden is where my mom took me to a “nice dinner” and told me about the birds and the bees-complete with diagrams she drew on pink and blue paper and tears on my mom’s part. Our poor waiter.

[@LESBIANANDAUTISTIC]

@BethanyBarnthson 😂🤣ha ha ha, too funny, LOL, ROTFL! Talking about the birds and the bees in a restaurant. BTW I didn't want to hear it (even though I found out about it in the privacy of home), and definitely not from my intimidating mother! I would have preferred to hear it from my easygoing Dad.

[@edgarburlyman738]

Why the tears?

[@LESBIANANDAUTISTIC]

@@edgarburlyman738 probably because talking about the birds and the bees was stressful and embarrassing for her and her mom.

[@edgarburlyman738]

@@LESBIANANDAUTISTIC what'd you say the first time?

[@LESBIANANDAUTISTIC]

@@edgarburlyman738 I edited my reply but what I said was "this 😂🤣 means tears of laughter." Then I realized you directed the question to someone else, not me.

[@taylorkoleber1885]

Aussie living in Texas. We used to joke that the host at Outback Steakhouse would hit the panic button under the bar because Actual AustraliansTM were there 😆... but the food was still pretty dang good tbf.

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

I had an Aussie friend and when we were talking about the first places we ever drank alcohol at, he practically imploded when I said the words "Outback Steakhouse" He absolutely hates it (for obvious reasons) and I told him, if it makes him feel better I didn't find anything noteworthy about it besides the fact that their frozen cocktails were delicious, my mom accidentally stole a sauce bowl and I HATED their baked potatoes because they put so much salt on it that it was practically inedible. He admired the fact that all I cared about there was the alcohol and said "they don't sell Victoria Bitter, that's ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW"

[@khills]

My husband was looking at the menu recently and went “what the 🤬 is Toowoomba sauce?!” and looked it up. It’s Alfredo sauce. They decided to rename Alfredo sauce. So naturally, being the good wife that I am, I immediately made sure to buy the ingredients for a chicken Alfredo pasta the following day. “What’re we having for dinner?” “Chicken Toowoomba pasta!” 😂😂😂 I don’t think I’ve actually used to word Alfredo sauce at home since - and I’ve gotten all our friends on board, too. 😁

[@lysanamcmillan7972]

A friend of mine is Australian and came to the US on business for a while several years ago. Her bestie in the US took her to Outback with her knowing it was fake Aussie. She reported afterward that it was even worse than she'd imagined, but she loved the food. This latter fact annoyed the hell out of her. 😆

[@Noemo2000]

I loved Bdubs … “we’re basically a Best Buy that’s sells food.”

[@danielleking262]

I never thought of it that way but now I can't unthink that. 😂😂😂

[@lukelyall5879]

More like a local tech shop. Because d bags and high school football teams always go there

[@JasonOurs-u1k]

In what ways is it like a tech shop minus the complaining😅😂

[@gianfeliciano9816]

P.J. Whelihan's is that too, but the food is actually good.

[@laureliechapman1267]

"We have a few varieties of shrooms available..." - perfectly delivered line, laughing my butt off

[@Lopal12]

mellow mushroom is the best pizza

[@wendyduncan9084]

That was the most on point depiction of the whole clip. Facts on Friday.

[@Zantreful]

​@@Lopal12Only if it's free. I'd rather have 7/11 pizza.

[@Lopal12]

@@Zantreful i only get it occasionally

[@matthewtaylor1785]

@@ZantrefulMellow Mushroom is actually quite good

[@timmholl9238]

HIGHLY recommend that you are not in the process of drinking something while watching this.

[@alexdelgado4472]

Already failed

[@avalerie4467]

Now you tell me !!😂

[@Apollyon67]

He should come with a warning label!

[@DanielleMJones]

Eat with caution ⚠️ …. you may choke on your food while cackling with laughter!

[@Adam-yb2ei]

True story (and somewhat sad) I proposed to my wife at an Applebees in 2004. We were literally the only customers in there so we got applause from the 2 servers, the bartender, and a few kitchen staff.

[@kiajohnson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷

[@ScribbleNuts]

You two need a redo lol

[@karlstrauss2330]

God bless America

[@JBinFL]

Makin memories

[@alphax4785]

If you're still together it ain't sad.

[@Grabthar191]

This really made my Friday. I laughed so hard, especially Red Lobster calling Applebees a liar.

[@holdenackerman8783]

Cracker Barrel: “We do have crackers.” Waffle House: “He ain’t lying.” Spat out my drink

[@graywolfdracon]

I used to work at Cracker Barrel and was declared King of the Crackers by one of the cooks who got mad when I told him he needed to recook a steak for the 2nd time cause he apparently didn't know what medium-well was. He has sent out a steak rare twice.

[@cpapcyborg]

During my travels across the US I stopped at a Cracker Barrel. One step inside I immediately left, cuz there were so many white people that I thought I stumbled in on a Klan meeting!

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

How do you think Cracker Barrel got the word Cracker in its name?

[@Jon155mt]

That and the BJs comment both took me out

[@robotunes]

@@Jon155mt I have tears in my eyes from laughter.

[@judybethclark9431]

"Do I want to know what's under that logo?" "No you don't." I almost spit out my Dr. Pepper! Thanks, Matt!!

[@darksu6947]

Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better 😁

[@reensabeans]

😂😂 "No you do not." 😂😂 the ending is amazing 👏

[@dwhip49]

The man is brilliant. What a talent. This is almost constant laugh out loud one liners. Good On Ya.

[@jennistone6515]

We moved from Texas to California 20 years ago. My dad and I went to a Texas roadhouse for that taste of home. They had beans in their chili, and they had Mr Pibb and not Dr Pepper. And the only fried item I recall on the menu was the chicken fried chicken that wasn't very good. I still remember my dad asking the waitress, "Ma'am, have the owners of this place ever been to Texas?" I have never been back.

[@safromnc8616]

Why would anyone move from TX to Cali ? Sorry that's as far as I got....

[@quigonkenny]

I'm from Texas and had to work in Cali a few years back. Pretty much nothing I ate the entire time I was in the state was memorable. Except the In-N-Out fries. Those were memorably bad.

[@avalerie4467]

Beans in chili is unforgiveable !Mr Pibb, is however an acceptable substitue for Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper doesn't taste like Dr Pepper any more. Ice cold bottles from the gas station were always THE treat when we were kids on road trips. Sorry. I got to reminising 😂

[@davidmatheny1993]

I am now thoroughly confused. I knew that places like Ohio did the beanless, sweet marinara type of chili but I could have swore that Texas was where beans in chili originated.

[@justdawnsoullessginger3536]

My boyfriend just moved from CA to TX (he was only there for work - I swear!) When I'd go there to visit him, I couldn't get a sweet tea to save my life. I broke down & ordered an UNsweet tea once & asked for some sugar...the waitress brought me ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. I gave up & only drank vodka-based drinks from there on out. It crushed my soul 😏

[@floormee]

I love that I can hear the air conditioner in the background of a couple of these cuts. And then you can see where Matt is SUFFERING. Matt, just bite the bullet and turn on the AC. We don't want you to be sweaty!!

[@inibrius5380]

speak for yourself...

[@debco12]

Matt, you owe me a new keyboard. I just snorted at the BJ"s comment and spewed my drink all over. Oh my gosh, this whole video was hilarious. Made my day, week, and month!

[@bjdefilippo447]

It was the cracker comment for me.

[@bruceaskew2107]

🤣🤣🤣

[@danielleking262]

ewwww your keyboard got the full load from your mouth, bahahahaha

[@OvSpP]

I love the idea of Applebee’s serving bees.

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

I got really sick to my stomach the only time I ate there and honestly if they served bees instead I might have had less stomach issues XD

[@randomscribblings7192]

Only as a surprise though. Way more entertaining.

[@BabyGirlTiny]

The post of someone ordering the bees will forever be funny to me

[@danielleking262]

Excuse me, I want apples WITH bees

[@yuki-sakurakawa]

And panda express should serve panda 🐼

[@nickinderrieden7630]

That was incredible. As a 20+ hospitality survivor and a person with general disdain of anything chain and not local, this was perfect. I've worked at one of those places, and had friends and coworkers work at a few others. Spot on representation. Also huge shout out to the writing! And to Chef Mike.

[@reginabillotti]

Local doesn't guarantee better. I worked at a locally owned "Italian" restaurant that was no better than Olive Garden, and was mismanaged (e.g., neglecting kitchen repairs) as well. I felt no disappointment when that place went out of business.

[@melissamacedward-juhl6813]

You survived 20+ years!!!!😂😅😂😅❤

[@giancarlofelicianocastaned9316]

​@@reginabillottiIn Pennsylvania yes it does

[@flashfan123campbell8]

"You're not even from Texas, are you?" "Southern Indiana!" 😂😂😂

[@MsJimmysgirl]

I love when you do the if ( ) could talk videos. They are always hilarious.

[@jpbaley2016]

I would never call the Red Lobster cheddar biscuits “sad”!

[@BrunoEwok]

The bar is sad, not the biscuits. Damn boy, you must think Dr Seuss's ham is as green as his eggs.

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

Thanks, Matt. I just came from your comparing fast food restaurants video and thought: no way can I spit up twice again from laughing. WRONG! You are "messing with" my Depression in bite-sized nuggets. Laughter is a kick to my Depression's groin. I like it.

[@chrisscott6211]

I just now saw this and it's easily one of the funniest things you've ever done. So many little moments past the halfway point, from " Y'all are a dark bunch" to the end was hilarious.

[@friedpickle8332]

As a Texan, I can confirm that, despite being from Indiana, Texas Roadhouse is stupidly popular in Texas. Every one I've been in has been PACKED with a long wait list if you don't show up before they open.

[@Amoschp524]

The wild wings being a Best Buy got me at the end, another fantastic video. Thank you Matt.

[@rwdplz1]

Had an Australian co-worker come over here, he wanted to go to Outback, I tried to talk him out of it... As far as Foster's goes, he said "We export that shyte"

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I feel like every country has something they export because it would be illegal to serve it locally. The boys across the ocean on the other hand....😂

[@abdulazizrex]

3:08, I broke down laughing because I ABSOLUTELY loved red lobster’s bread buns!😂

[@moonbatt]

Bisquick and cheddar cheese! ❤😂

[@WriterOfMany]

Texas Roadhouse and Red Lobster bread is the BEST

[@danielleking262]

Excuse me -- CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS! 😄

[@MeandmyTea]

Yessss! Everyone looks at me like I'm Crazy whenever I say Texas Roadhouse is from Little Old Indiana... But it's TRUE!!! 😁

[@WinteryMix84]

Little ol’ SOUTHERN Indiana. We’re a whole other state down here! 😂

[@schwenda3727]

Suburban Louisville Roadhouse…

[@kennethmasters9329]

All you have to do is eat there and see the sad steaks and you can tell it's not a Texas steakhouse

[@spookyduck13]

I laughed aloud at the little house on the prairie comment but I genuinely love cracker barrel

[@professorhaystacks6606]

You know it's nice to hear an actual Southern accent on KZbin. Surprisingly rare. Even those from the South seem to speak Newscaster.

[@xcw4934]

I'm Australian. I honestly can't think of what cuisine I'd put into an authentic Australian restaurant that's even half way fancy. We have the legendary sausage sandwich (grilled sausage + 1 slice of bread + onion + condiment) which you can get at our most popular hardware store for $2 for some reason, fairy bread (100's and 1000's on buttered bread almost exclusively served at kids birthday parties) and lamingtons (coconut sprinkles on a rectangular bite sized cake that's actually pretty awesome) for dessert. Yeah I'm one of the 50% that hates vegemite. I have one close relative who's into it and we're wondering if she got switched at the hospital. Everything else is either imported (we all love Thai food for some reason) or generic like grilled steaks or fresh seafood. We do now export kangaroo meat (almost no fat but very difficult to keep tender, has a slightly noticeable blood tang to it that I'm not super fond of) but you can't build a whole franchise on that.

[@belacickekl7579]

I just visited Australia, and the meat pies there were delicious! Can't find those in America very easily, if at all.

[@xcw4934]

@@belacickekl7579 We have a few gems. Meat pies are definitely one of our legendary foods that I somehow forgot about. I hear Tim Tams aren't available in many places outside the US? They're a rectangular, thick biscuit that's completely coated in chocolate. I'm sure it's at least 20% responsible for our massive waistlines on their own.

[@reginabillotti]

​@@xcw4934you can sometimes get Tim Tams in the US, if you're lucky. They'll be stocked in the international foods section of a grocery store. And in my town, there's a gourmet food store that sells them.

[@O-sa-car]

@@belacickekl7579 you can find meat pies at Hispanic places (empanadas) and in Louisiana (esp. Natchitoches)

[@dmhiix]

The Thai food issue is easily addressed, because Thai is awesome.

[@macklyn]

Amazing Matt, you are a treasure! Bless Your Rank, If whatever Could Talk and your SEC commentary are some of the absolute best items on the web. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[@131maymay131]

These are my favorite types of vignettes that you do!!!! Laugh out loud all the way through!!!

[@frzstat]

To be fair ... there was a 30 minute wait at the local Applebee's recently, and the Bourbon Street steak was really good!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I live in a med size US city with a metro pop of around 800000/900000. Heavy tourist-business convention crowds. The casual dining, chain places near me 🍽 stay fairly busy; 600pm - 1200am due to the large intl airport near by. ✈️

[@lesilemccravy5172]

Did you also get a Oreo shake with whip cream on the top to 😂with two straws

[@curtisg8700]

As someone who once tried a bourbon street steak, I'm pretty sure he nailed the recipe

[@a.carolineott]

As some one from New orleans, I agree.😊❤

[@GothBatty]

@@a.carolineott⚜️⚜️😂

[@MadMac5]

"We're basically a Best Buy that serves food" is the best description of Buffalo Wild Wings that I can think of!

[@slayer8actual]

So many references, so many accurate depictions, but I think my favorite was the "We sell chairs" and "We throw chairs" bit between Cracker Barrel and Waffle House. Great stuff!!

[@BigJon410]

I lost it with the special chair thing going on 1:47.

[@miask]

Matt is a comedy genius!😅😂❤

[@Hard_7_Iron]

“You aint from Texas are you?….nope, southern Indiana” 😂😂😂 WELL DONE!

[@rosiebateson4498]

I smiled and laughed the whole way through that and I’m from the UK! Brilliant Matt ♥️👍

[@jewel65]

As an American I can tell you he is spot on with these! That's why he's so hilarious, all his videos are sooooo true!

[@johnharris6655]

Where else can you get a plate size Chicken Friend Steak, smothered in white gravy while playing the little peg game other than Cracker Barrel?

[@kickinacoustic6119]

As a Tampa native I was hoping for some joke about Outback being the family friendly local alternative to wing house, hooters and all the other boob themed restaurants in the Tampa Bay Area.

[@adzisme]

What? No mention of Buc-ees? Even though you have to eat the stuff in your car? Best line on BW3: “We’re just a Best Buy that serves food”. Classic!

[@frzstat]

Buc ee's food is pretty good, and probably the reason they have so many toilets!

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

I consider Introducing my Australian friends to Outback Steakhouse as an American pastime. Their reactions are priceless.

[@Sydneytryingrevival]

"do I want to know what's under that logo?" "No you do not" - Hooters 😂 why is that so accurate

[@SouthernGentleman]

“He ain’t lying!” 😂🤣😂 that got me 😂

[@tg360andbeyond]

Awesome. I especially liked WH and CB, but they were all great!

[@alostrich]

Thanks!

[@amandachilds5290]

Waffle House: I throw sugar and Deflect chairs from customers who need to go home! There, Fixed it. But in truth the other is probably accurate too. This was super funny and sooo Southern! I guess CB is the BUckees of restaurants. 😮 Love that and they have cool stuff to look at while you wait

[@llmkursk8254]

It’s a step up from fast food! Well, more of a sidestep, there’s places like Jersey Mike’s which are technically fast food, but don’t have a drive-thru. Which, by the way, Subway counts as fast food because they *had* a drive-thru.

[@Noledad77]

Jersey Mikes is a little pricy but also underrated.

[@StephenTwardowski]

Actually one of the Jersey Mike's in my area has a drive-thru. They are in their own building, though, and not in a strip mall.

[@hardcharging]

I remember a Subway in Havelock, NC that had a drive thru a few years ago.

[@llmkursk8254]

@@hardcharging I only know they exist/existed because of Lethal Weapon 2. "They FUCK YOU with the drive through!"

[@arcwiz]

@@Noledad77 It is a bit pricey, but so are the other sub chains, and JM's has the best flavor imo

[@badlarrylobster]

As the most Northern Northerner you have ever met!!!!! Repeat Ever MET! You are one of the Funniest and most entertaining KZbin channel I have ever watched! Keep the hits coming! Woo Hoo that brownie is kicking in!!!!

[@ku8721]

0:37 "Nope and you can stop asking" -BJ's Dude best joke I've heard in YEARS!!!

[@greggsplaylist]

Feel like there could have been more explored here, hoping we get a part 2 of even 3.

[@HiTekRedNek]

This is great! Right when I thought it couldn't get any funnier, it did! Thanks, Matt for all the laughs!!

[@leesmith5419]

This by far as the best one you have ever done Matt I liked it fell out of my chair laughing when I saw you light that cigarette

[@aaronlopez492]

Imagine if this defunct restaurant could talk. My name is "Hometown Buffet" don't laugh at me. And don't look down your nose, I was a restaurant once and the all you can eat shrimp and chicken experiment failed due to the Hydra's 😋 that ate and ate with out end. Golden Corral don't snicker your next!!🤣😅 Matt that was a really funny video thank you!!

[@BengtBagels]

next ? they closed here before the pandemic lockdowns... The last time I stepped into a golden coral a mother with 5 or 6 kids was encouraging her children to taste test the food at the line.... 😢 and if they didnt like it.. to put it back so the food wasnt "wasted" infront of... the cook/server... I quickly got a refund and was glad I didnt get a chance to eat after Wilma and her kids prechewed everyone's food. The manager was like: meh ya give them their money back but didnt go to talk with that family 🤢🤮

[@madringking1119]

There's only 1 left in my county. The pandemic gave them the excuse to pull plug and most of their locations

[@SunGawdRa]

I can't recall, but have we had the restaurant rolls discussion yet? Because I feel that we *sweet honey cinnamon rolls* should have that discussion.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Big ups to the 🦞 Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. ✅️

[@bitslammer]

This is some witty gold here. Well done.

[@CoachChef]

I come by every couple of months for a nice hardy laugh😂🤣

[@draecas]

the mellow mushroom appearance killed me lmfao

[@courtneywoodbury5198]

I have no idea how the Applebee's in my town is still in business. Last year they were apparently so desperate for staff they had a 'walk in, work, get paid same day' type sign.

[@richardalexander7089]

"Do I *want* to know what's underneath that logo"? "No, you do NOT". 😂😂😂❤

[@Secret_Takodachi]

I love Applebee's & Chili's... I've never eaten in one, but I've gone there for several facebook marketplace sales & gotta say 10 outta 10. "They're never that busy, so the parking lots are wide open & perfecting for meetings strangers to buy & sell junk!"

[@RachelB.1984]

As a person who grew up going to the first Texas Roadhouse (it's 8 minutes from my house), I appreciate you saying SOUTHERN Indiana.... we are definitely not like the northern part of the state. Lol!! Also, no, I don't know why they named it Texas.... but would you go to Indiana Roadhouse?

[@arbington]

Probably should just call it “Roadhouse” I guess. Texan here, can confirm it’s very scarcely Texan, even ones actually located in Texas. Good rolls I guess. lol

[@patchgatsby9138]

Indiana Roadhouse is where Patrick Swayze beat Up all those people, right?

[@giancarlofelicianocastaned9316]

The founder was literally from Austin.

[@tyjohnston8573]

Okay, I spit up my drink at "gospel CD collection."

[@alextheluchador]

I have been to Texas Roadhouse #1. Green Tree Mall in Clarksville, IN. Terrible layout, lol. Glad they didn't stick them all in malls.

[@auntie.shannon]

Should have included Huddle House so that there would be a three-way over the top rope battle royale with Waffle House and Cracker Barrel.

[@StarViewer68]

Do you think IHOP could get in on this action?

[@EliSimmonk]

Don’t forget Denny’s

[@msmaria5039]

Waffle House would throw a chair at Huddle house.

[@rileymcphee9429]

We finally went to the Buffalo wild wings by our house and it was the worst. Our server was definitely still in high school and answered every question with, "sorry, I'm only part-time". I had to go out of my way to pay because the she completely forgot about us after the food came out. Took 25 minutes for three people and a manager to complete the transaction and they probably wouldn't have even noticed if we had just dashed. Never again.

[@dottieburton5501]

I just love when you do these kind of things you are just so funny and so right lol

[@johnscott6072]

Hooters and Outback, both from Florida. Hooters started in Clearwater and Outback in Tampa.

[@remforrest]

The Buffalo Wild Wings is so true

[@rayjohnson2387]

Hey...I loved the bar at our Applebees...probably because I knew the bartender and rarely paid for beer 🤣🤣🤣

[@BengtBagels]

I went into an Applebees once and went right back out. It smelled like decades of sadness, nicotine, and urine. I cannot say if all Applebees are like this, but that was my 10-20 second experience. 🤮🥴

[@VirginiaBronson]

​@@BengtBagels no, you've got it right. They're all like that.

[@rayjohnson2387]

@BengtBagels well...when I went it was like 25 years ago lol

[@BrunoEwok]

@@BengtBagels All you need to know about Applebees is that the cut their ribs across the bone, instead of along it, so instead of getting pork BBQ that you can eat like chicken wings, you get something like fatty poker chips.

[@avalerie4467]

You did it again! Giggling like a dang fool over here !!! Thanks, Matt !😂

[@JamesZilla808]

Thanks, Matt. Now I can’t get the phrase “The Bourbon Street Steak with the Oreo Shake” out of my head. Keep up the great work on these videos!

[@buckomanus7878]

As with all your videos, this stuff is comic-gold. I had to pause and LOL out loud when you made the joke about BJ's. awesome from start to finish = again, as usual.

[@chasebriscoefan19]

2:46 I was waiting for Texas Roadhouse to show up 😂😂😂

[@regeniatipton1930]

Matt, this was hilarious! I loved it. Thank you and please keep up the great fun! I'm always excited when I get a notification about a new video from you. I know I'm going to be smiling and laughing. God bless you and your family,

[@laubin]

Nostalgia moment, stepping down into the bar area at Applebee’s is like stepping down to the lower part of the stage for a physical challenge on Double Dare 😂

[@amymahoney3513]

😂 that ending was THE BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@chadbellamy2286]

Love the video as always BUT, put out SEC Roll Call Week 0 soon please. I've been waiting all week for it LOL

[@wendyduncan9084]

Me too!!!

[@TheLepke2011]

"A toddler the size of a small mountain"!!! I almost died!!!

[@tomchidwick]

Red Robin just entered the chat...

[@jessicafu]

The hat that your Cracker Barrel character is wearing is made by The Game!!!!! I used to work there as a digitizer. I always love seeing them "in the wild," especially during football season, because a lot of college team hats are made there.

[@slwsnowman4038]

Feel like IHOP or Denny's should have made an appearance since Waffle House did.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Dennys 2023, where you litterly see only 2, two Dennys employees working; 800am Tue.

[@ConservativeVeteran]

He'll probably do a part 2!

[@nahor88]

I remember as a kid thinking IHOP was amazing, lol. Now I'd rather just make breakfast at home. Never had a bad experience at Waffle House though, and its so effing cheap.

[@The_NonDescript]

I smell a series

[@cathipalmer8217]

NGL, I really miss Denny's since we moved back to Georgia. IHOP turned out not to be a palatable substitute.

[@greedlings]

Mr texas roadhouse wasn’t dancing. He was just trying to get to his table without walking on a peanut shell!

[@TheDiggity42]

Nice of Mellow Mushroom to drop in, really been craving those pretzels lately

[@turdFerguson565]

Texas road house was a surprise. I’m from southern Indiana. That place is ALWAYS packed! Oh and there are so many peanut shells on the floor it sound like you are walking through tall grass. But there is nothing Texas about it. It’s where all the golfers, businessmen, and churchgoers go to wait in a line that lasts a fortnight. Lines normally take 1 hour minimum. Services isn’t great…

[@alans6752]

Ahahahha ... so true. Hey Matt, will we see a new SEC Roll Call soon? Your work on those are just hilarious!

[@afrikasmith1049]

The last part with Hooters was hilarious.

[@ginamarie2349]

At working literally LOLing! I’m embarrassed but it’s worth it!

[@voiceofreason2674]

@0:46 ironically America's first steakhouse Galtoires, is on bourbon street

[@texastwostepgaming]

The fact that Texas Roadhouse had it's hat on backwards proves how not Texas it is...

[@johnwayne3904]

Dadgum it, Matt, I literally don't have an ass left because i done laughed it off 🤣😂🤣

[@SinicalGeekyo]

The most relateable thing I've watched in six months.

[@joshijoshi6308]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Lost my drink all over my keyboard laughing so hard. Love, love, love Matt and his comedy.