If Halloween Candy Could Talk

Imagine if the contents of your Halloween bucket could talk. All of the candy. And the stuff that pretends to be.

[@alostrich]

Subscribe or eat a 3rd grade art project

[@deannarachelbobiwsky2366]

FANTASTIC!!!

[@epictoast8903]

Not worth the risk!!! Those kids are crazy!!!

[@christosvoskresye]

Not the worst thing in that bucket!

[@gamelover2222]

Thanks for not hating corn candy. I really like it as a once a year treat.

[@clintwalls5217]

candybars are not fun size,just fusifu.That poor old 2007 model Tootsie-Roll should be back at Dollur General,with his folks!!,

[@scarletrobin]

Fun sized being reduced to fu sized was brilliant

[@MrClobbertime]

The way the economy is going won't be long they'll just be selling empty wrappers.

[@barbaracherry1082]

Now I get it!

[@lizzalkula376]

thank you for this comment. it was funny before, it's hilarious now.

[@bieuxyongson]

My husband says they are just big enough to piss you off.

[@PsychoDiesel48]

I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE XD

[@bionicRod]

"Whiter than a gender reveal party at a Cracker Barrel." Well done sir. Had me giggling

[@JS-rv3et]

get it CRACKER. barrel

[@zalynnaardra8656]

Let me explain how real this is... As a child, I never got to eat snickers because my dad had me convinced it was just something people gave to kids on halloween for their parents to eat. The man I LOVED AND TRUSTED THE MOST had me under the impression it was poisonous to my little body and I'd be sick if I ate it.

[@beth8775]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ok, I've never been that mean, but I have stolen a *lot* of my son's snickers. He's also has to fight his dad for the reese's cups.

[@faolan2174]

Now that's just cruel...

[@dianamitethe1nonly703]

I applaud his professionalism in the parenting arts, and now I’m wishing I’d thought of that 🤣

[@Sybil_Detard]

Pure D child abuse. It's never too late to call CPS. I've got your back.

[@rambofan334]

Your dad is evil. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deathpyre42]

To be fair, the Tootsie Roll is technically a veteran.

[@jamesthrice2253]

"I've fought in 15 Candy Wars, Census Man. I wouldn't hesitate to end you."

[@deathpyre42]

@@jamesthrice2253 They were used as improvised putty to seal fuel lines/bullet holes in the Korean war.

[@gseric4721]

Fruity Tootsies for president, and I'm _not_ talking about those off-brand or disgusting vanilla ones.

[@mid1429]

They Were invented in the early 1900s I think

[@hieug.rection1920]

I love tootsie rolls and don’t know what the hell there is to dislike about them.

[@vastotales4431]

The fact you still support the Candy Corn said alot about your humanity. Bless you soul Brotha

[@Roman-ji7iu]

Ngl eating it in a trail mix style sounds perfect for it

[@Stevarooni]

Candy corn is syrupy sludge, but a treat from time to time. 🙂

[@queenofputrescence5167]

As long as it's Brach's Candy Corn and not that generic crap.

[@tejaswoman]

Hey, you had me at candy corn support, and then you lost me when you hated on those little peanut butter taffies. They are the 💣

[@marshallwhite7324]

"bless your soul" is awfully close to "bless your heart"...

[@Knox1087]

Needs a Butterfinger! "You haven't tasted good since they changed the recipe 5 years ago! How the mighty have fallen..."

[@aubreypassey6086]

Tastes the same to me

[@freshrot420]

@@aubreypassey6086 They're defly similar, but now the inside is more sticky and less fluffy.

[@toddwebb7521]

5th avenue bar tastes closer to how old butterfinger tasted than current

[@THOMAS_VANN]

bro those butterfingers allways seem to break in half in the wrapper

[@aridontou7544]

And a KitKat

[@country_flyboy]

You can't forget those absolutely top-notch strawberry candies and Werther's that every grandmother seems to have an infinite supply of.

[@gseric4721]

A gamechanger when that's all you have left.

[@lady_sir_knight3713]

battered black leather purse full of tissues, receipts, and wether's originals. that's what marks a grandma.

[@josephbenjamin6426]

yeah...WHERE does that stuff COME from???

[@gseric4721]

@@josephbenjamin6426 I remember seeing them for the first time as a kid, and I was literally *SHELLSHOCKED* that this was the place my aunts and grandma got them 😂😂😂😂 There are levels to this though. I mean, there's the harder ones that barely have the jelly in them, and then there are the mouthwatering ones with that distinct taste to them and literally melt in your mouth XD

[@CoffeeCrazy]

Lol let’s not forget the three ultimate granny candy. Peppermint, cinnamon disks, and butter scotch.

[@dolphinbear661]

Tiny bag of 3 M& M's is conspicuously absent, Matt. Otherwise, some of your best work. Great content and what a cute kid!

[@ironnerd8336]

No, it isn't absent. It is at the bottom and is the one that has no M&Ms in it.

[@Greenphantom16]

Yes accurate

[@alexbrady7845]

🤣

[@TylerSnyder305]

Last year I bought M&M's as some of the candy I gave away and one of them literally had only one in it. I can understand accidentally putting an empty one in the bag, but just one M&M in it ?

[@hulk6785]

Because they've already been eaten.

[@candiigurl7893]

This has to be one of Matt's most accurate videos yet.

[@iCuddleAfter6]

I'm glad someone finally respects candy corn, it's not exceptional or goes above and beyond but that's the beauty of it. We all can't be winners, sometimes simple succeeds

[@EtaryaFae]

The only way I've found it to be good is made into homemade butterfingers or the other flavored kind (coffee, caramel, etc.), my sister will end up with so much of the original because she's the only one who likes them.

[@hellhound1389]

I go through at least 2 bags of autumn mix every Halloween. Plus I buy tootsie rolls #1 they're good for kids with allergies #2 I love them. Plus don't insult popcorn balls those were fought over when I was a kid

[@amysmith87]

I love the mellow pumpkins

[@sunnymarie2060]

That...was poetry🥰🥰

[@aradraugfea6755]

You gotta get Brach's though. The other stuff can taste like wax.

[@amandamanwering6940]

I remember trick or treating certain houses that would fix quart size Ziploc bags full of candy. One house gave out gift certificates for Wendy's frosty. For a small town under 300 people trick or treating was never disappointing.

[@queenofputrescence5167]

Honestly, having lived in larger suburbs and a small town of 500, small towns rock when it comes to Trick or Treating.

[@Manatee360Phototography]

Genius idea on the ziploc full of candy.

[@Jennozen1]

Pennies wrapped in tissue paper..

[@andid818]

My favorite as a kid was the neighbor that gave us each comic books and a handful of quarters.

[@stealthpanther]

Most interesting things I've ever gotten trick or treating (and usually best of the night): -shaved ice -ice cold capri-sun -toothpaste , toothbrush, and dental floss (dentist obviously) -famous amos cookies

[@Kgy1371]

Favorite line: “I’m a Halloween institution!” “You are a trash candy that will not die!” 😂

[@korbell1089]

"You couldn't even unwrap me!" Matt: "Nobody can!"

[@CherylPix62]

I love those peanut butter taffy’s! 😋

[@Cautionary_Tale_Harris]

@@CherylPix62 You're a weirdo! (But yes, they're one of my favorites, too...)

[@clintwalls5217]

what in the world are them things?! always wind up in the bottom of the candybowl with last yrs. Christmas fudge& peppermint.,🤔✍️.,🤣

[@seeemilyplay5697]

I really like those! Then again, I also like Mary Jane's and Bit O Honey.

[@Jennifer-rp2sh]

My baby boomer mom has always loved those!

[@stacyantonovich9380]

It is so cool that your sweet daughter can join in on the fun now.

[@dmhiix]

There is an exhibit in the Marine Corps Museum about Tootsie Rolls in the Korean War, So I was confused until you clarified that you were referring to that particular piece. Then I laughed.

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

This channel is like the greatest improv. You're never sure what you're gonna get, but you're always glad you came.

[@GundamGokuTV]

I'm gonna be that guy. It's not improv. Improv implies that he came up with this on the spot. Not scripted with multiple camera angles and storyboarding. He planned the whole thing. Which before people jump down my throat, that's normal. Just correcting the use of the word improv. Which is short for improvisation.

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

@@GundamGokuTV That's why I used the word "like". In other words, I compared it to Improv, to show similar qualities. In this case the chaotic nature of the videos. So, if someone says something is "like" something else, they are not saying it is exactly that other thing.

[@ianmccormick7051]

That’s definitely not how I feel about attending an improv show

[@ChicCanyon]

@@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy except this is sketch comedy so it isnt like improv. Its the opposite of improv by definition. It was a bad take on your part. Its cool though i agree with the spirit of what you meant instead of what you said.

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

@@ChicCanyon I said "this channel". Not "this sketch". I never referenced this sketch in my original post.

[@battlereadyarmour2362]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 might be the best one yet. I laughed sooo hard out loud! "Now im just F-U size!" 💀💀💀

[@nahor88]

Whelp, lucky me grew up in a rich neighborhood, so we all got full size candy bars. 😄

[@therepairsloth]

Dad Tax must be paid, and if the candies could talk, my favorites would have attitudes as sour as they taste. Great video, Matt!

[@JosiahRitchie]

No better way to train kids about the reality of employment taxes.

[@DE-sf9sr]

100% implement the Dad Tax.

[@libertybell8852]

Hey! Mom taxes too! When my kids ask, I just tell them we live kn a state with income taxes still. 🤷‍♀️ Then there is property taxes since that bucket is taking up space 😂😂

[@aurawarrior1367]

Ah, a fellow costume quest enjoyer

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

As far as I'm concerned, you can have the Warheads. I only use them to force desperate people into doing stupid things for a dollar.

[@ButterWolf117]

The Chris Pratt line😂

[@dontcare3430]

You have no idea.

[@thomashauguel6811]

This was so completely spot on it's scary! (Not the "scary it's Halloween" type). This sad bucket is why we give out full size candy bars for Trick or Treat! (That and the fact we seldom get more than 10 to 15 kids each year, so...)

[@tejaswoman]

Somebody's comment made me think of the time in the late '70s we were out of town for Halloween so my dad made it up to me by taking me trick-or-treating on November 1st. Potential for sad and pitiful, but it turned out to be the motherlode because you get all the remaining half-full BAGS of candy from the little old couples who bought candy only for Halloween and don't want to keep it around lest they gobble it up.

[@toshamccarty5115]

Ah, that sounds neat. Nice neighbors.

[@wompa70]

I love candy corn. It's my favorite sugar wax! Wife thinks I'm a psycho for it.

[@dizzysdoings]

I like em too. We used to use them as fangs.

[@thomashauguel6811]

Add them to a hot cup of black tea (or coffee for my wife). Makes the tea taste awesome!

[@EricDaMAJ]

When I was a kid if someone put oatmeal in my candy bag I'd be more offended than if they put an apple with a razor blade in it.

[@DaveBaldwin1]

My kid just went trick or treating at our seasonal campground and someone threw in a bag of beef ramen...don't know who did it but they belong on some list or something.

[@madhattergodess]

@@DaveBaldwin1 or they were trying to get it out of their house sense nobody wanted it.

[@DaveBaldwin1]

@@madhattergodess well, if that is the case, my kid had the same reaction. 😁

[@Cautionary_Tale_Harris]

One year I gave out about $10 in loose change because I forgot it was Halloween and had left my porch light on.

[@EtaryaFae]

That was brown sugar, though! We actually had people that would do that, and since it was my favorite oatmeal flavor I'd usually have it for breakfast the next morning.

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

I was already smiling and then baby girl peeked around the corner and I outright giggled!

[@redfishtex738]

I'm surprised you didn't throw in a rouge candy cane. With all the stores that start Christmas shopping earlier and earlier it would have been a funny interrogation to try and find out who gave it out. Another Great Video!

[@madhattergodess]

You're comment sent shrivers down my spine. I already got to stop people playing Christmas music.

[@TheWolfman112]

I thought all candy canes were rouge? Considering rogue means red and not rogue like you probably meant lol

[@NotSoFast71]

Why specifically a red candy cane?

[@HariSeldon913]

@@NotSoFast71 Probably meant rogue and got hit by auto-incorrect.

[@NightmareShadows13]

@@madhattergodess Before Covid, I went to a McDonald's that was playing Christmas music in AUGUST. Cooperate forced them too. It's beyond insane.

[@jscottgp2011]

Feels weird to say, but I can straight up smell that bucket through this screen 🤣

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

I was watching this and my coworker walked in, and she has a bumper sticker that says "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized", so I had to tell her about the "F U-sized" joke 🤣

[@vernac9682]

I love Matt's comedy style.

[@Willysmb44]

The licorice one is SO accurate!

[@melindoranightsilver9298]

I admit to buying the brand but I buy the peppermint. I mainly use them if I want to freshen my breathe or I use them for stomach ache's. Hell, i've kept more people at work with a simple peppermint candy than with medication and i'm only 32. People used to go home with a stomach ache and I just offer them a candy. If that doesn't fix it, I know the person is bad.

[@devon33801]

"Just a little specialty boutique called the Dollar Tree," has me freaking rolling right now!

[@72PRODIGALSON]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone who appreciates Candy Corn, other than me!!!!!!!!!

[@truthunfiltered314]

I like candy corn. And yes, I bite off each color separately. I mean, I'm not gonna just pop the whole thing in my mouth, like a psychopath.

[@republicofoctania9571]

Glad to also know I’m not alone in liking candy corn

[@thomashauguel6811]

@@truthunfiltered314 Only true candy corn coinsures know to do that. 👍

[@JaronActual]

Twix and Milky Way. Not only funny, but a man of culture and distinguished tastes. And yes, I will be coming back for that Crunch and Kit-Kat.

[@rhero1]

“It’s those guys I hate!” I heard a radio broadcast person refer to them as “Poverty Wads” 100% correct. 😂

[@jessiep2471]

I mean honestly, we've all loved candy corn at some point in our shady paths. No shame 💗

[@toshamccarty5115]

No, you mean we ate it more than once when that what was available.

[@christophercrowder872]

I love Mary Janes (the peanut butter kisses). Always have.

[@frzstat]

Someone: “What is the oldest candy bar still around?” Matt: “Don’t look at me. You won’t find it anywhere near my house.” Seriously, Pixie Stix were the bomb back in the ‘70s!

[@hellhound1389]

Ahh pixie sticks, nothing like giving a kid the candy that's a gateway to a cocaine addiction

[@SgtPineBox]

pixie sticks the ultimate bee and yellowjacket attractor

[@JS-rv3et]

literally pure sugar

[@frzstat]

@@JS-rv3et actually they have Citric acid for the sour taste, and less than 2% is natural flavorings.

[@luckylinda7777]

Back in the 70’s Reese’s sold a box of their small peanut butter cups. It had about 50 cups with only the brown cup wrapper…..open the box and go to town…the chocolate also taste better. I miss that box.

[@KayPrescesky]

Stoner me wants a pallet of those. Yesterday. And a cow for milking. /laugh

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Stop making us jealous. Now I want to go back to the '70s! And I'm a Russian immigrant woman!!

[@evettc7887]

I always get a box of big chocolate bars from Costco to give out to the first trick or treaters. Two or three years ago I was so excited to live in the suburbs to hand out candy, not a single kid showed till 2330 a group of four kids under ten they got the whole box plus the two bags I bought.

[@ChronicBongitis420]

2:40 I used to work for Dollar tree at the largest store in my district. If you buy your candy early at the Dollar tree you're getting stuff that could be 🤷‍♂️ years old. Every year whether it's Christmas candy, Valentine's, Halloween, etc all the leftovers (which was always a lot) would be packed up in boxes marked and stuck in the back room till next year. Some of the boxes wouldn't even be used and it would just sit back there for years and collect dust until they were finally put out.

[@THOMAS_VANN]

sounds about right

[@MetanoiaMan]

Pretty spot on, though the caramels and tootsie rolls really won me over, over time. Twix, Three Musketeers, and Milky Way/Dark are the heavy lifters though for sure

[@WigWagWorkshop]

I like candy corn and those orange wrapped peanut butter chews. Oh, and popcorn balls!

[@GetYourChicken17]

What about circus peanuts?

[@gnollman]

LOL I love all that trash candy, though. Peanut Butter Kisses, Candy Corn, Tootsie rolles, even the popcorn balls, love 'em.

[@jonahlange7898]

If there was more time, Bit O Honey could've been mentioned as one of THOSE candies. Always had 1 (and only 1) in my bag of candy. I don't think anyone even gave it out, I think it just manifested itself in the bag somehow.

[@mandalorfortytwo4557]

Good Lord o' Mercy! That there was one of the best skits I had land during a workday!!!! You are awesome, Mr. Matt and we salute you all the way from Maine! 💜

[@kiraward1125]

Oh that weird wax paper wrapped peanut candy from my childhood. Miss those guys, not enough to go looking for them.

[@mals86]

I don't miss those at ALLLL. Vile. ;)

[@bunnyluv2535]

Omg definitely trash candy

[@lindaseel8633]

Any one who still likes candy corn is just as crazy as I am! I like Smarties too and those sticky peanut butter things that stick to the wrapping. I said I'm crazy. Love ya Matt.

[@chucky1119p]

Lmao!!🤣🤣 I'm here.

[@lindaseel8633]

@@chucky1119p Hello !

[@BlackTigr]

I can only imagine how popular Mr Big bars would be if they sold them in the states. Like a gorgeous love child between a Snickers and a giant KitKat.

[@EtaryaFae]

I just want Violet Crumbles to become more of a thing here. Mr. Big sounds interesting though!

[@BlackTigr]

@@EtaryaFae Ohhhh! They call those Crunchees in Canada. I love those! You can sometimes find them in the states at stores that sell international candy. Apparently my sister has found them at Targets near her in FL.

[@evilsharkey8954]

@@EtaryaFaeI’ve seen an American version of them at a farm supply store with their gigantic selection of nuts, dried fruits, and obscure candy.

[@brianb8060]

I like the Smarties, but love the Nestle Crunch (Krackel as well).

[@EmilyKira]

I love the candy at 2:30 and have looked everywhere for it this year with no luck. I also love, love, love black licorice but also know better than to hand it out to others. Why would I share candy that I love for it just to be disrespected and tossed aside? 🤣 Also, the tiny Snickers voice was hilarious.

[@andid818]

I love it too, and I recently found it in the seasonal aisle at Walmart. It's wrapped in plastic now, rather than waxed paper, which ruins the nostalgia a little although it still tastes the same.

[@heatherzwicker8031]

oh yeah, I just can't justify sharing black liquorice to have it spit out. If it needs Dutch Writing, people aren't getting any! I tell them to go buy the Fisherman's Friend flavour Drop.

[@evilsharkey8954]

Peanut butter kisses. 🤮

[@amandachilds5290]

Tootsie Roll: I been passed around from house to house since 2007!!! I died laughing. So true, some of those Tootsie rolls hard as rock candy and must be "vintage"!!

[@bobbigirl9983]

Your best yet Matt!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL....oh my goodness, you are awesome. I needed a bit of sunshine in a bucket of bad candy. Thank you!!!!

[@tpatt525_Tiff_]

"You are trash candy that won't die." YES!!!

[@thomasmiller4710]

This was fantastic. Sir, you are a skilled comedian and a clean one at that. Keep it rolling.

[@smyles58]

I guess that I am weird cause I love smarties!! Twix is my favorite chocolate candy, I've been stealing it from my daughters Halloween stash for years!! Don't come for me people, she's got plenty of candy left after my husband and I "inspect" her treat bucket! 😉🎃

[@misamsung6191]

When I was a kid I used to love those Halloween toffees. Now as an adult (well much MUCH older), I agree with Matt.

[@LavenderLoverrr]

Kinda fun fact: One Halloween I got Godiva chocolate. Like actually; 4 little salted caramels, 1 hazelnut, and 1 regular milk chocolate.

[@commandermercury6654]

The Popcorn Ball and Tootsie Roll bits had me dying! 😂 That said…am I the ONLY person on the planet who legitimately likes Smarties?! It really feels that way sometimes.

[@chucky1119p]

You're not alone. I love Smarties too.

[@heatherzwicker8031]

They are Rockets in Canada and Kilogram bags are sold. Smarties here are Nestle. No peanut M&Ms. In fact Nestle makes a Share Safe box of chocolates for Hallowe'en in a factory without cross contamination.

[@iamTW64]

The same Tootsie Roll been getting passed around from one house to another since 2007. 😂

[@lorettamorris6835]

As a professed candy connoisseur, this is the best video yet! Love it! LOL'd all through this video!

[@catherinegarmon3027]

I thought you said you were a professor of candy! Haha

[@DaveBaldwin1]

This was fantastic. I do feel we'll need a part two with the inclusion of the infamous stack of pennies.

[@mbsmith2197]

I was just thinking that!!

[@theenderdestruction2362]

With y'all are getting money on Halloween all I got that was strange was a Capri sun and believe me when your wearing a costume that was if I remember correctly heavy and you got sweaty in it that thing is a god send

[@bowlnow824]

I'm going to settle this once and for all pineapple does go on pizza. end of discussion. LOL

[@aubreypassey6086]

No it doesn’t end of discussion

[@ronswanson7371]

I agree with Aubrey

[@THATGUNTOTTINPATRIOT30]

​@@ronswanson7371screw you buddy

[@catherinegarmon3027]

I somehow doubt Matt spends that long deliberating... you can think while you chew!

[@scrimpishimp4857]

I like Smarties, and every breath that I take without y'all's permission raises my self-esteem.

[@christelkeister8458]

It's actually scary how accurate this is!!!

[@TheRealPurpleHand]

Matt probably only needed 10 minutes to write this script down. It kinda wrote itself.

[@DreamFireNostalgia]

Thank you! Good sir for giving candy corn the respect it deserves!

[@oldrockyoutdoors6519]

Love the vids man keep it up

[@AlexMartinez-me2yc]

Nestle Crunch deserves respect as well!

[@llamasugar5478]

I love those peanut butter taffy things, but it was an acquired taste. Acquired because no one else wanted them, so I could have them ALL.

[@FoolOfATuque]

Candy corn with peanuts tastes just like a Payday. It’s damn good

[@CharmanMcCosh68]

Candy Corn + Peanuts = YUM! Tastes similar to a Payday bar.

[@Cautionary_Tale_Harris]

Is that a fact? Hmmmm.....I didn't know that...

[@mercywalschek2695]

I had to explain "scripture candy" to my husband. Apparently, he had a lot more fun houses to trick or treat at when he was a kid.

[@hellhound1389]

When I was a kid we would keep track of people that handed out that kind of stuff so we could comeback with my father and uncles to TP their house. Once we even bolognaied their car. Nobody messed with Halloween in my family, we took it personally

[@mercywalschek2695]

@@hellhound1389 😂😂😂

[@JAY-gl5xd]

Do unto others, Joseph!! Didn't you read those scripture candies?

[@denoftools]

Let's be clear, all the $10000000 grand bars are dads and that is just the way it is.

[@marka6719]

Hey those orange and black peanut butter thingy’s are the bomb. Best deer stand candy in the world.

[@kimberlydonaldson4904]

The original flavored Candy Corn is addictive! So good!

[@danielmoore8695]

I feel like he could have done something with Mounds "you'll like me when you're older!"

[@OneBrightLightTN]

I LOVE the popcorn balls. I look forward to those every year

[@soundpreacher]

Oh, you’re the one.

[@dizzysdoings]

We had a neighbor when I was a kid that gave out homemade ones. They were delicious 😋

[@asdisskagen6487]

I literally just at a popcorn ball last night 😂

[@EtaryaFae]

@@dizzysdoings Homemade are usually a different quality level. Those packaged ones are horrid. Back in school I had some teachers that would make some for Halloween parties and THOSE were amazing.

[@dizzysdoings]

@@EtaryaFae I've never had the ones in bags. Guess I'm not missing anything. 😂

[@TheTimeForChange44]

Yep, the kids collect it and the parents 'inspect' it! Great job, Matt!

[@dustyplains9467]

It’s hilarious this is like the exact thought process of everyone who goes threw Halloween candy

[@nickschmitz7044]

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY don't know how you keep coming up with these pure GOLD videos!!! It's really unbelievable to be honest!!!! You channel deserves so so so so so so so sooooooooooo many more subscribers!!! Keep it up man this is by far my favorite damn KZbin channel!!!

[@mazkact]

Mike Leach kinda approves.

[@baileybrian9560]

i bought like 40 bags of candy because i leave it out for people all month, but i can't stop eating all the green twix

[@pothospathic]

Dangit me too. I swear the green Twix taste better than regular even though it says right there on the package they're the same. I had to move the candy pumpkin off my desk because of them.

[@poppeta22]

my family used oatmeal one year when we ran out of candy 🤣🤣🤣 too real

[@EtaryaFae]

Hey, some of us appreciated the ones who gave oatmeal, especially if they weren't plain! Someone would give out brown sugar or apple cinnamon every year and I would HAPPILY go to their house.

[@DanielleBaum]

OMG your kid is adorable! also where's the leftover easter candy you know someone is giving out? orrrr the homemade stuff that looks like an art project

[@ejstreasurehunting6627]

Ok, but the Pumpkin Candy Corn is amazing. Tastes better than normal candy corn for some reason despite being the same thing pretty much.

[@OneSurferDude]

One of the funniest Dudes on the internet. Love your Weekly Roll Call...Wish you would keep it up during Basketball season!

[@prestonsavill4465]

TBH, the Claeys root beer and wild cherry are some of my favorite hard candies, all other flavors do taste like 1800's medicine.

[@jnerdsblog]

This could not be more spot-on...though I'd replace the peanut butter taffies with Mary Janes and/or Bit-o-Honeys. Team don't-hate-candy-corn represent!

[@faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706]

Your level of creativity is awesome. And you are so funny. Keep it up and thank you for making me laugh.

[@tristanjacobucci]

Matt is always so damn funny, I live for these videos! Stores, candy anything non living personified is just a riot!

[@derekwalker4622]

Matt is soooooooooooo dang funny. Glad I found his channel.

[@joannamcpeak7531]

One time I thought there was no way I'd have trick or treaters and I ended up giving away a bunch of key chains

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

Lmao, every one was spot on 🤣

[@coachloftin]

Now we need an episode of talking Thanksgiving food. So much material there.

[@virgawolf1485]

Fun Fact about Candy Corn: The reason why it's called Candy Corn is because if you stack them in circles, it looks like corn on the outside.

[@ScottFree4all]

I love how you always call them "Ree-Seez".

[@lizlee6290]

It's def a southern thing! I hear it all the time here in NC.

[@Electric-Gal]

I say it that way too, and I grew up near Chicago. Do people from other places say it differently?

[@Dinkdownn]

@@Electric-Gal I’ve only heard two ways to say it (tho they’re both close). Ree-C’s or Ree-sis

[@JAY-gl5xd]

Me: Reese's rhymes with peices. Reese's pieces! Now you say it. More adults than you can imagine: Ree-cee's peicees!!! Me:😑

[@mitchellminer9597]

Another bucket 'o fun from Matt! All the various characters were sweet.

[@mangamaniaciam]

Yup. Right here, guilty of "inspecting" my kid's candy bags for the good stuff!!🤣😂👍

[@angelacrabtree2847]

I have always loved the peanut butter taffy with dry peanut butter in it. It is one of my favorites. If a candy is still on the market it is because enough people like it to make it profitable.

[@hellhound1389]

I buy a bag of every year you just wont find it at Walmart

[@beth8775]

My husband likes those too. I suppose you're right - there are just enough of you to keep them in production.

[@truthunfiltered314]

Except Peeps. I don't know anyone who actually buys those. I think they just keep putting out the same 6 cases year after year. They probably haven't made any more since 1998.