Alpha Money Guru Bros in a Nutshell

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@CircleToonsHD
@CircleToonsHD Жыл бұрын
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@crownedshyness9656
@crownedshyness9656 Жыл бұрын
Can’t. I gotta stay on my sigma grindset.
@kepler-22b70
@kepler-22b70 Жыл бұрын
ok
@blindinghornet9079
@blindinghornet9079 Жыл бұрын
Is this part of the Alpha male agenda?
@1th_to_comment.
@1th_to_comment. Жыл бұрын
The return of the hacker, from that one video.
@lordsolaire6202
@lordsolaire6202 Жыл бұрын
Btw he has no eyes it's just his nose moving around
@user-sl1wt1dv4y
@user-sl1wt1dv4y Жыл бұрын
referred to himself as an alpha instead of 'sigma' such humility from a young topg
@voidling2632
@voidling2632 Жыл бұрын
How does this ranking work? Beta male are apparently worse than alpha but sigma, the 18th letter is better than alpha? what about zeta, eta, theta... omicron and the whole other bunch?
@ElijahForLong
@ElijahForLong Жыл бұрын
​@@voidling2632 think of it like a grading system. B teir is beta, A teir is Alpha, S teir is sigma, a L is Ligma
@R0TEK
@R0TEK Жыл бұрын
@@ElijahForLong what's li-
@ghostgamer4094
@ghostgamer4094 Жыл бұрын
@@R0TEK no don’t do it it’s a trap quickly someone stop him.
@thediam0nddrag0n78
@thediam0nddrag0n78 Жыл бұрын
@@R0TEK *L I G M A B A L L S !*
@jakethedragonymaster1235
@jakethedragonymaster1235 Жыл бұрын
You should have made this video $20 to watch just for the full immersion
@matthewsanchez7953
@matthewsanchez7953 Жыл бұрын
Hahhahahaha!
@scragar
@scragar Жыл бұрын
Their "courses" cost thousands. Worst I've heard of was for 500,000 USD with a discount to bring it down to a mere 200,000 USD.
@he773
@he773 Жыл бұрын
@@scragar if you have the money for that then you don’t even need the course lol
@amirshlomolavan
@amirshlomolavan Жыл бұрын
​@yesnt4001ah, terraria
@amirshlomolavan
@amirshlomolavan Жыл бұрын
​@@scragarimagine if the first advice in that course is not to waste too much money on things that aren't worth it as well
@ripsnorter185
@ripsnorter185 Жыл бұрын
As a certified alpha male grinder: level 69, bestowed onto myself by the council of Sigmas, I can confirm this is true.
@leondejesuscm4369
@leondejesuscm4369 Жыл бұрын
Your parents are raised a liar
@revearain7692
@revearain7692 Жыл бұрын
I woke up in a new Bugatti Top G shit
@leondejesuscm4369
@leondejesuscm4369 Жыл бұрын
@@revearain7692 and your's raised a mistake
@unfunnyman5371
@unfunnyman5371 Жыл бұрын
level 69? Pathetic. i am 69 at the power of 2, for you to be THIS lazy just shows you arent a biological true alpha omega giga chad. Better keep up that grind on the weekends since it gives 2x XP.
@mjincorporation30
@mjincorporation30 Жыл бұрын
If you don’t got a sports car for every day of the week you aren’t committed to the grind 💪💯💯
@steelrehn4702
@steelrehn4702 Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, currently in the custody of Romanian police update: fellow top G alpha males, I tried asking them how many Bugattis they have. They laughed and flipped me off. How do I proceed?
@DeadBaron
@DeadBaron Жыл бұрын
The real alphas are the Romanian courts that can hold people indefinitely until they find something to charge them with
@jd2792
@jd2792 Жыл бұрын
​@@DeadBaron they dont even need to find any thing tate outright admitted his crimes in tape they holding him so he wont try to escape the country
@smokinggnu6584
@smokinggnu6584 Жыл бұрын
LoL.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, and I bet they know LEAGUES more on how to be a man that a bald Taint on the universe's arse 😆
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
Classic Andrew Tate L
@jackryan740
@jackryan740 Жыл бұрын
The fact this actually does happen is a big yikes
@blindinghornet9079
@blindinghornet9079 Жыл бұрын
And some people don’t have the perception to know it’s a scam or are just desperate.
@Demmrir
@Demmrir Жыл бұрын
@@blindinghornet9079 It's just natural selection doing its thing. Let nature run its course.
@jinglejangle1533
@jinglejangle1533 Жыл бұрын
The fact there are people who use the word "yikes" unironically makes me lose hope on humanity
@blindinghornet9079
@blindinghornet9079 Жыл бұрын
@@jinglejangle1533 you must be fun at parties
@1slayer959
@1slayer959 Жыл бұрын
​@@jinglejangle1533 ok redditor
@DPadGamer
@DPadGamer Жыл бұрын
In a different context, digging up pirate treasure and using genie lamps is great advice for Runescape.
@Murks33
@Murks33 Жыл бұрын
Gamers were the real sigmas all along
@ghostpantshans5610
@ghostpantshans5610 Жыл бұрын
@@Murks33 True
@flamebrindger3984
@flamebrindger3984 Жыл бұрын
All of their advice boils down to: Don't buy anything that you enjoy and never take breaks. Now, sign-up for more of my courses if you wanna be rich like me! 😂
@blablup1214
@blablup1214 Жыл бұрын
But if you think about it. If you are focussing all your life on your success, you can easily get rich. Should start in school and not in your forties, though....
@jd2792
@jd2792 Жыл бұрын
​@@blablup1214 you can never easliy get rich most rich pepole now days are born rich and they worked less in there entire life then the lower class all these course lead you to be another work drone .
@Logansaurus01
@Logansaurus01 Жыл бұрын
​@@blablup1214 yeah but success is relative and doesn't always lead to wealth
@blablup1214
@blablup1214 Жыл бұрын
@@Logansaurus01 Naturally. But in my experience , money helps a lot in life. So "grinding" to graduate from university was definitly worth it. That I met my wife there was also a plus 😁
@ayouxy
@ayouxy Жыл бұрын
@@blablup1214 that may be but the usual problem is that not everyone will be able to achieve said success...many try to push an idea that anyone can become rich if he just has enough will and discipline but try saying that when you're in a country where nepotism is the currency. My own dad for example wored until up to 3 am and then some mf who hardly showed up got the promotions, over and over again, simply because he knows people. Nowdays it's even worse, you need nepotism to get a job in the first place...I only got to college because someone on the inside helped despite passing Mt entrance exam. But that's where my luck ended, and the nepotism is over.
@Retronomicon18
@Retronomicon18 Жыл бұрын
This is accurate as hell 😂
@Retronomicon18
@Retronomicon18 Жыл бұрын
Also I’m first 💀
@domowomo2125
@domowomo2125 Жыл бұрын
No you weren't
@supershoutmonx8327
@supershoutmonx8327 Жыл бұрын
@@domowomo2125 you know you could tag people
@lordandsavior6726
@lordandsavior6726 Жыл бұрын
@@supershoutmonx8327 he replied to op, he doesn't have to tag him when he's literally the guy who posted the comment.
@ayouxy
@ayouxy Жыл бұрын
People always say it's accurate but few talk from personal experience 🤔
@Dropem7777
@Dropem7777 Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate and tragic at the same time because you know some people believe what they are saying and start treating others poorly.
@AyaJuni
@AyaJuni Жыл бұрын
Well you gotta belive in something, even if that something is something unhealthy.
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
Lot of people treat others poorly without these guys advice. I think the ironic thing is that actually paying a "top g" to learn how to be a "top g" is the most "beta" or whatever thing you can possibly do and probably only basement dwellers with no life or job do such things
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
​@@AyaJuni that's not a good way to look at it, I'd rather believe nothing than buy the dumbest scams just to feel better.
@AlphaOmega1237
@AlphaOmega1237 Жыл бұрын
@@ginogatash4030 I don't think they're trying to say it's preferable. Instead, it's a natural, almost unavoidable part of human psychology. People believe in all sorts of irrational things to help them cope with the harshness of reality.
@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135
@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 Жыл бұрын
​@AlphaOmega1237 it's definitely them saying it's preferable. Hence the "even if it's unhealthy".
@bananerbug165
@bananerbug165 Жыл бұрын
Bro the discord mod that hacks in video game has returned to this channel What a legend
@yuichikita6018
@yuichikita6018 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how he managed to convince his parents to not kick him out of the house?
@KittyKatty999
@KittyKatty999 Жыл бұрын
@@yuichikita6018 It's a different mom in the video, right? XD
@kingsleycy3450
@kingsleycy3450 Жыл бұрын
It’s an ingenious feedback loop: the more your viewers disrespect women, the more women reject them, the more they are addicted to the alpha male fantasy
@ry1023.3
@ry1023.3 Жыл бұрын
I think it’s a good thing, it singles out those who would’ve been cunts by forcing them to show they’re cunts before they’re in a relationship.
@mettrop
@mettrop Жыл бұрын
"Pls mom I'm just an alpha male" is such a genius line XD
@smilemore7431
@smilemore7431 Жыл бұрын
I click on one of those financial advice videos once and it was 20 minutes of a guy in a suit telling people to commit tax evasion.
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this is giving me Shawshank Redemption flashbacks.
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
"Red, I'm going to commit tax evasion"
@Herkan97
@Herkan97 Жыл бұрын
That could be a way to get rich. Another could be to rob a bank. There isn't mention of vaguely what you will be doing, so why click on it. "That's right guys, no dropshipping, no this, no that, no stocks trading, click the link below to learn about my course, I already have many satisfied customer reviews". Someone out there will click on it and maybe that's all the scam guy needs. The energy is at least better than the 45 minute video about how to get women or if it was about getting rich and that'll get you women..Why would I want a gold digger, probably the same as these newer ones where it relies only on a few falling for it to be a worthwhile scam, presuming it was a scam. I'm not going through 45min of a scam-seeming video to find out.
@willkeinnamen5829
@willkeinnamen5829 Жыл бұрын
Man, his mom's fine af
@tooru9849
@tooru9849 Жыл бұрын
bro down bad for an mspaint drawing 💀
@chillstorm2341
@chillstorm2341 Жыл бұрын
true
@batterypwrlow
@batterypwrlow Жыл бұрын
We are supposed to be sigma males. Not simps. Dont stray from the lessons learned today. Now grab a shovel and find some X's on the ground.
@RedBeer
@RedBeer Жыл бұрын
"Calm down son, it's just a drawing"
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 Жыл бұрын
Kakyoin?
@UnreasonableOpinions
@UnreasonableOpinions Жыл бұрын
The funniest part of the modern griftosphere is that the old adage ‘the only get rich quick scheme that works is selling get rich quick schemes’ has now become something people sell too
@DiamondAppendixVODs
@DiamondAppendixVODs Жыл бұрын
"As a 16 year old I know I'm already past my prime" That hit me right in the balls
@latvietis_official
@latvietis_official Жыл бұрын
"Im 16 Im past my prime" Im 16 and I fully agree
@Turglayfopa
@Turglayfopa Жыл бұрын
I can see it in your pfp
@juannaym8488
@juannaym8488 Жыл бұрын
Man imagine being 22. Mid 20s, completely washed, past everything that had any value. Shit sucks man, wish I could be 16 again
@andrewbeecroft6509
@andrewbeecroft6509 Жыл бұрын
As a 40 year old, I can confirm that it's all downhill from 16. Enjoy.
@stuffz1757
@stuffz1757 Жыл бұрын
I'm turning 30 this year. As someone who pissed away their teenage years and 20s being sad and pathetic, live your life man. Time is a ever fleeting concept, and the older you get the quicker it goes. You've so much you can still do and you've barely even started.
@dysphoria_1.040
@dysphoria_1.040 11 ай бұрын
As opposed to the downers in this reply section, fuck that. Live life to the fullest, and things will change as you get older, but there is absolutely no reason that means you have to fall into the nostalgia trap. A lesson I learned from the book "Tuesdays with Morrie" is that there is no joy or happiness to be found in wallowing in what the past held. Now is now and it will never be now again. Relish it.
@Robot-Overlord
@Robot-Overlord Жыл бұрын
My wife got a good chuckle watching this... uhh I mean... not that I care what lower life forms think!
@RS-bi1pc
@RS-bi1pc Жыл бұрын
This is hilariously accurate. Saw a video where some scumbag (I think his name is Mirrion) was saying all the stereotypical ways that men are better than women and that all women are hoes, etc. and that she needs to know how to make a sandwich since he's the real prize in the relationship. A woman immediately retorted by asking him if he knows how to make a sandwich, to which his response was, "no, because I don't need to know how to make a sandwich because that's what you're here for." You can't call yourself any kind of man if you don't know how to take care of yourself, because the only people who don't know how to take care of themselves are called children.
@arctic5093
@arctic5093 Жыл бұрын
sick burns
@tootyfrooty7604
@tootyfrooty7604 Жыл бұрын
That guy is utter trash, in one of his vids he said that a women becomes the mans property when they get married by taking his name.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
This is why gutting out sex education has dire consequences. ...that an why we need a wealth tax.
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
Or disabled people? We exist :/ and shouldn't be looked down upon for being dependent.
@Linkfan001
@Linkfan001 Жыл бұрын
​@@_gorillazfreakinc._2There is a world of difference between don't know and cannot.
@sworddomo1951
@sworddomo1951 Жыл бұрын
Pirates hate him, women hate him, everyone basically hates him.
@Door227
@Door227 4 ай бұрын
All for good reason
@AvengerGreen
@AvengerGreen Жыл бұрын
I have never understood the appeal of ‘Alpha Gs’ like this. But then again, I’m a grown ass man whose secure about this hobbies and his masculinity.
@eXclurel
@eXclurel Жыл бұрын
I had a friend who became a huge rich influencer like the character. Always telling everyone how to make money. Posing with helicopters and Corvettes. The thing is, he acts like he is a self made millionaire but he is just a dude with a rich dad.
@DracoMagnius
@DracoMagnius Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many "successful" people's advice is really just "have rich parents or friends."
@lordandsavior6726
@lordandsavior6726 Жыл бұрын
I love how this is almost entirely a jab at Tate fans lmao
@shannonolivas9524
@shannonolivas9524 Жыл бұрын
Not just Tate but all his little disciples that are springing up in his place like that kid who's parents came from Romania and that other skinny Tate look-alike.
@lordandsavior6726
@lordandsavior6726 Жыл бұрын
@@shannonolivas9524 oh aye yeah, them as well, it's just he's the head of that massive pyramid scheme.
@patrickkirby6580
@patrickkirby6580 Жыл бұрын
Dan lok as well
@mgjulesdev
@mgjulesdev Жыл бұрын
Is there some Sneak0 in there also? 😂
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate fans don't exist. Period.
@lillebandido6824
@lillebandido6824 Жыл бұрын
This has: if your homeless buy a house energy
@jpeg..
@jpeg.. Жыл бұрын
i mean if you dont have a home and have money buy a house
@facepalm6315
@facepalm6315 Жыл бұрын
@@jpeg.. Oh, thanks man! I’ve had millions of dollars just lying around, but have struggled with getting a house until you gave me this wonderful advice. I never would’ve thought that the solution to not having a house is just buying one 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥
@jpeg..
@jpeg.. Жыл бұрын
@@facepalm6315 you're welcome 🤗
@facepalm6315
@facepalm6315 Жыл бұрын
@@jpeg..If you don’t have food and but you have money, then just use your money to buy food! This is a simple trick that most people forget. Stay strong, Sigmas!
@jpeg..
@jpeg.. Жыл бұрын
@@facepalm6315 🗿
@papaphonzo8703
@papaphonzo8703 Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate I'm crying
@Free-4554
@Free-4554 Жыл бұрын
This isn’t even a “nutshell”, this is the full picture
@-Commit-arson-
@-Commit-arson- Жыл бұрын
I love how disinterested the guru sounds when he isn’t talking about specifically hating women Implying that the only topic he is talking about that he cares about is hating women
@Galimeer5
@Galimeer5 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where he tells you to hire people to do housework and the like for you so you can focus on the grind
@rahn45
@rahn45 Жыл бұрын
Who knew that talking down to people would result in them giving you money? I think most of us take that kind of abuse for free!
@mdb45424
@mdb45424 Жыл бұрын
Some consider rude behavior as a show of confidence. It's just being an ass
@VaellinTheBard
@VaellinTheBard Жыл бұрын
As a female, I learned a lot from this
@Drakonus_
@Drakonus_ Жыл бұрын
Yep, exactly what a Lulu player would say.
@patrickkirby6580
@patrickkirby6580 Жыл бұрын
As an alphabet I lawfully have to disrespect you….. you lower life form.
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
"Hate yourself"
@bubsouls9375
@bubsouls9375 Жыл бұрын
Stay away from alpha GtopAlphas
@youtubestudiosucks978
@youtubestudiosucks978 Жыл бұрын
Female? Sorry hun, you watched the video so now you're an alpha male
@StickMaster500
@StickMaster500 Жыл бұрын
Instructions were all very clear and easy to understand. *I am now wanted in 47 countries.*
@djoakeydoakey1076
@djoakeydoakey1076 Жыл бұрын
Better start living in Romania. Heard the police and law enforcements can be bribed there.
@SkorpleSlop
@SkorpleSlop Жыл бұрын
@@djoakeydoakey1076 Yeah, just don’t argue with a teenage girl on the internet
@hoodie5911
@hoodie5911 Жыл бұрын
On one hand, it's funny how accurate this is. On the other hand, It's terrifying how accurate this is. The fact that even one person takes people like Andrew Tate seriously, Scares me
@callumfinlayson-palmer8393
@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 Жыл бұрын
Thankfully it's 90% teenage boys who will grow out of it, tho it still sucks and there are still plenty of dickhead who brains are warped this way.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
Just call him "Andrew 'Anal' Taint" and consider it a constructive day done 😏
@asackboyplush6508
@asackboyplush6508 Жыл бұрын
Yup, good thing he's in jail
@kristianTV1974
@kristianTV1974 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but how many Bugattis you got, bruv? /s
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's hard to understand why people take him seriously, honestly. If you watch some of his talking, it's clearly stylized self-help, "no bs", "quit complaining and grind" type stuff people have been selling for years. Tony Robbins did this grift for decades before this
@brainshrub
@brainshrub Жыл бұрын
Dammit, you nailed this so perfectly that it was probably drawn with a hammer.
@mojorandomness
@mojorandomness Жыл бұрын
the way he immediately begs his mom to let him stay is priceless
@kalezzzzzzzz
@kalezzzzzzzz Жыл бұрын
Can’t say I didn’t see this coming
@fuse197
@fuse197 Жыл бұрын
My brother does this and i am very concerned for him
@ultimateracs
@ultimateracs Жыл бұрын
I don't know what is funnier, the fact that this summarize every single so called "How to be a male" course or the accurate representation of it's followers
@chilladadripkilla4609
@chilladadripkilla4609 Жыл бұрын
Everybody is an Alpha male till mommy threats not to make the Dino chickey nuggys.
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 Жыл бұрын
Pro tip the first way to make more money is to stop buying access to courses on "how to save/make more money" lol
@tc2241
@tc2241 Жыл бұрын
You know, it’s like Tate getting arrested created a power vacuum cause Jesus Christ the amount of alpha sigma grinder dude bros clogging up my feed has exploded
@5tarSailor
@5tarSailor Жыл бұрын
Civil war in the alpha space? I'm waiting for the drama between all of them calling eachother frauds and scam artists. That's usually how these things go
@sanderooh1834
@sanderooh1834 Жыл бұрын
As a teacher it's frightening how many kids (12-14 years old) keep mentioning or quoting the "alpha Gs". To give an example, I was really happy to see they had been getting into chess over the last few weeks, thought there was some trend inspiring them to train their thinking skills. Turns out it was because of Andrew Tate
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
He really did kick off the new surge in chess interest. I wouldn't worry about it much, kids at that age have attention spans the length of a human finger. Now that he can't put out content anymore someone else will fill the void with a new message quickly. These kids will barely remember all this stuff in 3-4 years
@lemonsuckerYT
@lemonsuckerYT Жыл бұрын
Sucks about everything else he's "teaching"
@Zeverinsen
@Zeverinsen Жыл бұрын
@@fark69 I'm sorry, but that's not how the malleable minds of children and teens work. It is in your youth that you establish the fundamentals of your being, that is why teachers are concerned. They aren't grown enough to understand the implications of what they're believing, AND it is something that will contribute to shaping them for the future. It is a bigger problem than it seems.
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
@@Zeverinsen Have you ever seen a kid grow up? Every 3 years they like a whole new set of characters, ideas, and activities. And when you ask them about the things they used to like, they act like those things are for babies or for idiots...
@Rikhard9
@Rikhard9 Жыл бұрын
theyre kids they also might forget who andrew tate is in the span of 1 tiktok
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT Жыл бұрын
Wow!! Those secrets were crazy! I never thought about looking for pirate's buried treasure. Also I need to find a geenie. How hasn't anyone thought of this before? That's easy money bro 🤑
@penguasimo2177
@penguasimo2177 Жыл бұрын
This is way too accurate. I absolutely love it, oops all bangers over here
@PepperBeefSoSpicy
@PepperBeefSoSpicy Жыл бұрын
Simon Cam SCam Nice
@ObviOneKenobi
@ObviOneKenobi Жыл бұрын
such good satire i want to end myself by how real this feels
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Жыл бұрын
"The reason why you're not rich is that you're not giving *me* enough money."
@Sleepy_Sheepy_ZzZ
@Sleepy_Sheepy_ZzZ Жыл бұрын
The DEEP v and the gold chain are really all you need to see to know this guy is gonna have some…questionable(?)…things to say. Wonderful character design.
@maelos61
@maelos61 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I love mr. S. Cam! He's so honest and trustworthy.
@jonsku6662
@jonsku6662 Жыл бұрын
The best way to get a lot of money? Have a lot of money
@Varis...
@Varis... Жыл бұрын
The chessboard was way too accurate.
@matchbox7068
@matchbox7068 Жыл бұрын
As a rep from the old chess community we do not accept the new "alpha" additions to chess.
@wherethetatosat
@wherethetatosat Жыл бұрын
For once, I'm glad I have no idea what CircleToons is talking about.
@TheQuilavaQueen
@TheQuilavaQueen Жыл бұрын
You know he ain't a top G cause he has a chess board Time spent learning trivial boardgames could be spent grinding more
@FoxNoctom
@FoxNoctom Жыл бұрын
the X on the ground Grindset is legit, gotta find at LEAST 5 of those a day to even break even.
@lyraharpstrings8025
@lyraharpstrings8025 Жыл бұрын
Some of them have fossils. I heard it from a raccoon.
@papapolio
@papapolio Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate in a nutshell.
@InconspicuousFruit
@InconspicuousFruit Жыл бұрын
Okay, but does he have over 80 million power in rise of kingdoms?
@orionizaqt
@orionizaqt Жыл бұрын
I want to laugh, but I don't like how accurate this is..
@theeverydaythinker6310
@theeverydaythinker6310 Жыл бұрын
I just have an okay job that lets me afford a comfortable lifestyle and some small stocks... does that mean I've wasted my life.
@FHBStudio
@FHBStudio Жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot of people these days think members of the other sex are just trash, when really it's mostly the trashy people that get the attention in the first place. Decent people who just wanna live a quiet life/be left alone won't be online a lot in the first place so of course they're gonna be harder to find.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
So, you’re saying that although most people keep to themselves, trashy people go out of their way to find *YOU?!*
@FHBStudio
@FHBStudio Жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 They seem to be competing for any and all attention to the tune of the algorithm gods. I certainly hope there aren't any trashy people out there going out of their way to find me.
@facepalm6315
@facepalm6315 Жыл бұрын
The same can be said about race, political party, and age. Most people don’t reflect the behaviors that we see online, but the few who compete for attention drag everyone down with them.
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
​@@facepalm6315 It hurts when people associate LGBTQ+ people like myself with THOSE people. As if our goal is anything beyond acceptance, equity, and being ourselves.
@mdb45424
@mdb45424 Жыл бұрын
​@_gorillaz freakinc._2 that and the ones just smearing the community by pretending to support it. If you ever say a bad take just look at their profile. Most of the bad actors don't even have any likes, Playlist or info on their account. A little digging the argu both sides to troll
@harrylarry6324
@harrylarry6324 Жыл бұрын
“Gotta respect the grind.” Is starting to sound a whole like “You gotta respect de enslavement.” These days.
@_Morph1ne_
@_Morph1ne_ Жыл бұрын
As an alpha god king sigma grinder, I can confirm this is all true. There is one more super mega alpha tier grinder tip however- evade taxes. The government is just a bunch of loser broke bottom g betas and try to steal your money you earned grinding like a real god tier sigma alpha. Never pay your taxes.
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows Жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is the upsell pitch to the super duper omega boss g level membership for an extra $1000 a month.
@IsaiahINRI
@IsaiahINRI Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the constant zooming in and out for the full experience
@nick.100
@nick.100 Жыл бұрын
Definitely worth my $600 Mr Alpha omega king. Keep being a top g
@WiredB3ck
@WiredB3ck Жыл бұрын
I think I missed a step, I ended up getting ratioed on Twitter by some chick named Greta...
@vizthex
@vizthex Жыл бұрын
mom is based af, damn.
@lordexohunter558
@lordexohunter558 Жыл бұрын
Remember sigmas! True alpha male giga chads don't get in to arguments with children on twitter that lead to their pizza boxes doxing their locations and leading to their arrest.
@hughjanes4883
@hughjanes4883 Жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the greek newsletter? Its called beta mail Ill see myself out
@aLintLicker
@aLintLicker Жыл бұрын
Didn't expect a Tate rip from Circle. Good stuff. I learned about this waste of a human right after he got arrested and I am absolutely shocked at what he got up to. Again, good vid.
@NeocanTheAxolotl
@NeocanTheAxolotl Жыл бұрын
...and then he gets arrested in Romania
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 Жыл бұрын
We all know true pirates don’t put an X on the ground they put a cross.
@pricerowland
@pricerowland Жыл бұрын
I hate how so much of this targets impressionable teens without positive adult role models.
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
In Western countries where most kids have divorced parents, that makes his target audience pretty huge unfortunately
@willblack8575
@willblack8575 Жыл бұрын
Lol positive role models....like who ? That's the entire problem...the role models are burned at the stake by demons in human skin.
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Жыл бұрын
@@willblack8575 Gonna need clarification on "positive role models" you're referring to and "demons in human skin" Because I get the strangest feeling this video is painfully relevant to you and that's why you felt the need to be vague. Internet personalities are not, and should not be, role models; they're people making a living as entertainers and in some cases as con artists. If you don't have a role model because you just never had one growing up: learn to be your own role model. Figure out the traits you value in a person and try to embody them to the best of your ability; word of advice, avoid traits that only prop you up by beating down or diminishing the ability/accomplishments of others. Chasing money isn't a personality trait; demeaning, marginalizing, or otherwise placing yourself above entire groups of people is not a positive personality trait. Read about various philosophies, read about different cultures, read about successes and failures both classical and contemporary, read about different governments and economic systems, read about self-reliance, read about botany, read about medicine and pharmaceuticals, read about theology, read about cooking, read about mathematics and various sciences, read fiction always. The bottomline: if you don't have a role model, become one. Don't fall for internet people because at the end of the day: being popular and getting attention is their job. If a service provided is free then that makes you the product - social media isn't free and self help from self professed online experts isn't free. Work hard, develop an image of self you personally feel good about, discover morals and ethics you personally value and hold yourself to them at every turn, learn to see and understand multiple perspectives/both sides before reaching conclusions, find and pursue your passions, and above all else: never stop learning, never believe you have all the answers, don't be afraid of being proven wrong, and seek to make the world a better place to live not just for yourself but for others. "All that I know is that I know nothing"
@chronictimewasterdisease
@chronictimewasterdisease Жыл бұрын
that last frame was the most cursed one you drew in years
@magosleibowitz9626
@magosleibowitz9626 Жыл бұрын
This...describes a disturbing number of the middle school students I teach.
@dinhoff583
@dinhoff583 Жыл бұрын
i think i have officially hit boomer status, i have no idea what this is.
@meisterhyperion207
@meisterhyperion207 Жыл бұрын
Google Andrew tate
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
​@@meisterhyperion207 No, let them live in ignorant bliss.
@Sylvia_Rider
@Sylvia_Rider Жыл бұрын
This is making fun of "Pickup artists" that promote get-rich-quick schemes, give the worst advice, and manipulate young lonely guys except they're not doing it out of a shack in Palm Springs anymore. they're doing it on TikTok and Twitter and Facebook and reaching worldwide audiences.
@thebearded4427
@thebearded4427 Жыл бұрын
As a 5-year old with a castle and Koenigsegg i can confirm that you need to get atleast a Bugatti at 7, or youre way behind the pack buddy. Also, i sometimes moisturize my hands before playing with my Legos, just to stay in the grind.
@o00nemesis00o
@o00nemesis00o Жыл бұрын
Königsegg 4 lyfe brother.
@Mr._Scriptor
@Mr._Scriptor Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand it. But for some reason I relate to it.
@WillGlacier
@WillGlacier Жыл бұрын
I don't think you are suppose to relate to it unless you like Andrew Tate or guys like him
@Mr._Scriptor
@Mr._Scriptor Жыл бұрын
@@WillGlacier I did before. Thankfully not anymore
@WillGlacier
@WillGlacier Жыл бұрын
@@Mr._Scriptor Damn didn't know people could be reformed tate fans. Congrats. TBH still kind of weird that some "people" still likes him after it was revealed he had been tracking women
@Mr._Scriptor
@Mr._Scriptor Жыл бұрын
@@WillGlacier yeah, pretty crazy
@callumfinlayson-palmer8393
@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 Жыл бұрын
​@@WillGlacier his fan base is 90% teenage boys and people don't fully develop their empathy until even as late as 25. So a mix of half develop empathy and misogynistic right wing properganda has warped them into a cult like worship.
@EveloGrave
@EveloGrave Жыл бұрын
How to make a ton of money like an Money Guru 1) Rent expensive shit with the money you inherited from your parents 2) Start a $3000 course but have it be advertised at 90% off for a limited time only but it is actually always that price. 3) Record yourself saying buzzwords but not actually do anything, link this video behind the pay link in step 2. 4) Upload numerous videos and Vines/TickTocks with the course in step 2 linked in the description. 5) Live with yourself scamming desperate and/or dumb people into giving you their money. If you struggle with this step, best to ignore it. 6) Make -scam- money and continue to ask for money from your parents because they naturally are rich as hell and can easily support 10 normal families for a life time
@john_emperor01488
@john_emperor01488 Жыл бұрын
As a 17 yo top g ALPHA it's accurate
@joji_okami
@joji_okami Жыл бұрын
happy to see on our my favorite creators is also making fun of the ridiculous manosphere weirdos
@anothergamer112
@anothergamer112 Жыл бұрын
The only inaccuracy is calling them "women" instead of "females"
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
fEEmalEs
@jochav3z561
@jochav3z561 Жыл бұрын
I cannot wait for the second video when the "alpha male" goes to prison 😂😂😂
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 Жыл бұрын
Forgot to add a clip of him owning a woman by answer a ridiculous unasked question
@Vinn_Tree
@Vinn_Tree Жыл бұрын
If this video doesnt sway you away from it. You are a lost cause at this point. You dont need to be a lost boy forever
@darrentheheghog9237
@darrentheheghog9237 Жыл бұрын
Andrew State in a nutshell
@FireFox64000000
@FireFox64000000 Жыл бұрын
Dude you missed the part where he was selling a course.
@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan Жыл бұрын
"I swear I'm just an alpha male"
@Voxen712
@Voxen712 Жыл бұрын
First time hearing about this stuff and as a certified very real woman I am concerned about the amount of people saying how accurate and non-exaggarated the "woman = crap" thing is lol
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
It's a backlash to the kind of extremist feminism you see online which only 0.01% of people in real life are like. Additionally if you ever met one of these Tate fans in real life they're almost all the furthest thing from "alpha male" you'll ever find
@emeraldhamster
@emeraldhamster Жыл бұрын
I remember someone made a video on Andrew Tate going to jail and someone commented "matrix attacked" in the comments
@hasanxeditor74789
@hasanxeditor74789 Жыл бұрын
Caption saying "I'm just a alphabet" actually sounds better 😂
@JamesTDG
@JamesTDG Жыл бұрын
The true alphas are the ones who honor and respect others -Ben Franklin, probably
@5tarSailor
@5tarSailor Жыл бұрын
I've never seen a full andrew tate video, but I'm guessing this is what they're all like
@chai3753
@chai3753 Жыл бұрын
Pretty much, but remove any semblance of a jawline.
@_gorillazfreakinc._2
@_gorillazfreakinc._2 Жыл бұрын
​@@chai3753 Silly putty neck
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
They're honestly pretty funny and every now and then one or two are good advice (broken clock and all)
@Unwelcomed
@Unwelcomed Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this tutorial mr circle man on money and riches
@Theycallmetomu
@Theycallmetomu Жыл бұрын
How to become rich: Charge people 20 bucks for utter bullshit.
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 Жыл бұрын
This'll definitely help my grind.💪😎
@TheBowTizzle
@TheBowTizzle Жыл бұрын
Is this what Andrew Tate’s videos are like?
@theinkslicer
@theinkslicer Жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@godzillapoggers9416
@godzillapoggers9416 Жыл бұрын
Naw
@fark69
@fark69 Жыл бұрын
Obv exaggerated but the comedy hits because there's some truth to it
@rigweon5969
@rigweon5969 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@thatsalot3577
@thatsalot3577 Жыл бұрын
The guy sounds like Adin Ross
@Nampledamp
@Nampledamp Жыл бұрын
I became a top g because you gave me your money, its that simple.
@pineapplepearjuice6717
@pineapplepearjuice6717 Жыл бұрын
Good lord the way the 16 year old guy talks is hilarious.
@KeebeThePlush
@KeebeThePlush Жыл бұрын
The pure definition of an alpha male as proven by moist critikal
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