Alphabets

[@Yeaokayyea]

“First of all it’s not impressive, you’re a Greek person!” I love when nick starts pointless arguments with his cohosts it’s very funny

[@samjiman]

Nick was the funniest guy on Cumtown.

[@SomebodysCrackers]

*promptly proceeds to forget the order of the English alphabet*

[@bildestberg]

"i was the top of my class in elementary school" the funniest flex ive heard

[@maxuabo]

Besides for that bitch that I tied with

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

For 6 years

[@beepain6005]

Seeing Nick and Stav both fail absolutely and Adam finish his alphabet after being ASKED for the information is astounding

[@kenpack161]

years of service to the IDF made sure he knows it well

[@fartpimpson3843]

Nick struggling to remember the alphabet in order humanizes him so much

[@wristocrat]

hes better at the nato alphabet

[@Corkoth55]

​@@wristocrattier 1 operator

[@ryanizcool3370]

Nick saying that U is Eureka is so funny to me and idk why

[@HarrisonHollers]

Confidently too! Amazing

[@nazzurlangdon3071]

It's because I'm gay. And so are you

[@davidm2031]

To be fair, hes talking about a black guy named Ur-Eeka And to be fair, he does immediately say it's weird cuz it doesnt start with "U"

[@leejones8082]

Nick is the undisputed king of pretending he knows stuff

[@AllKeyur]

King of being a nerd while pretending he isn't

[@Charlezard.]

A know it all, gaslighter comedian. 😚🤌 Gold

[@roddypiper7404]

But also of pretending he doesn't know stuff he does.

[@therearenonamesinthevoid5772]

That's a skill, when tapped, and used correctly, can lead to a career in politics. I use it to get laid.

[@maxuabo]

It comes with the gay autistic territory

[@BIacklce]

having to memorize the greek alphabet for my fraternity initiation was the biggest waste of knowledge in my life, and I know the back and forth of warcraft lore

[@MrHEC381991]

Golf Alpha Yankee Charlie Uniform November Tango

[@maxuabo]

fae cmro?

[@mastercharlesdiltardino8058]

Dad?

[@jayr7890]

India Mike Golf Alpha Yankee

[@questisinthejam]

I might be golf alpha yankee but I’m not a Charlie uniform November tango

[@Serenitynowwwww]

tony hinchcliffe?

[@goshapplesauce3878]

I already knew foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, and kilo. Thanks bloodhound gang.

[@thydevdom]

The animations during the NATO alphabet had me dead. Looool

[@jawnske]

LOL!

[@sshuck]

"Military or police?" LMAO

[@greggoat6570]

Nick saying it’s not impressive to know something he doesn’t even know, classic Nick

[@paulcarmi8130]

Yes but he didnt start rattling off the english alphabet enthusiastically, that was the whole point. Imagine knowing greek but not being able to finish your own alphabet. Classic stav. Every once in awhile i understand that hate he gets. Still hilarious.

[@bitty_beastly47]

I dont know japanese but it's not impressive when a Japanese person does

[@thatmovieguy7778]

Stav crying in the principals office is the funniest shit I've imagined 😂

[@FlaminggMoe]

Omicron! Delta! Any of this sound familiar?! The Greeks knew! Holy shit this is my biggest discovery yet. My blog gonna be fire this week

[@dogma7346]

waiting for them to do a pi variant of covid but they wouldn't be so bold

[@nathancarpathia9591]

Man I love hanging out and learning the alphabet with my 3 gay best friends

[@petroll.02]

i like how Nick's equivolant to Stav and Adam's cultural alphabets is the alphabet he learned from call of duty

[@lordalcyoneus7187]

"Now what the fuck is ni- N?" So close

[@N_g_er]

I would have forgiven him immediately if he said it to complete the joke lol

[@yungpxl]

6:50 I love the Wale overlay over the NATO alphabet so funny to me

[@IvanIvanoIvanovich]

Stav hearing anything related to Turks and immediately losing his shit is both hilarious and totally relatable to my Armenian family.

[@RoosterCogburnPhD]

Looking forward to seeing all these clips butchered, AI-censored, and reuploaded by some Vietnamese guy, who then turns around and flags your channel down.

[@maknavickas]

N being November pisses me off, it just feels like it doesn’t belong

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

Nova would make more sense

[@smuganimegirl769]

We have a code November India double Golf Echo Romeo over here. Hard Romeo, repeat hard Romeo. Over.

[@ZedWhyExW]

Ten four. I'm gay. Over

[@ryworze3190]

Holy shit this made me just realize what that bloodhound gang song is

[@grinch304]

😂😂😂

[@N_g_er]

I THOUGHT NICK WAS GOING TO DROP THE N BOMB WHEN IT CAME TO THE LETTER N 😂😂😂

[@enriqueserrano36]

My hopes were dashed when nick didn't notice M stood for Monkey in the RAF alphabet :(

[@redshark618]

Ah yes, M for Monkey, adjacent to the much more potent letter N

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

hated to see the FBI raid Golf Hotel

[@40oz82]

These videos are really good

[@RoachDawggJR]

2:45 stav in a momentary fugue state thinking that his own name is a letter in the greek alphabet

[@jordanp5469]

The perfect bit

[@68able2]

this is a good channel i just ofund it confirmed really good 😊

[@Deadman1000]

I still love that Nick gets mad at culture existing, even someone speaking spanish makes him upset 😂

[@Xylus.]

Damn, why does nick look like mike patton's little brother

[@KnoxWheelerJr]

I'm glad Stav has ethic resentment for turks

[@antonioreconquistador]

Its funny that pretty much every other nearby ethnicity apart from the assholepoojanis which are just turks that live in the mountains, and maybe the turks that live halfway between russia and mongoria, revile turks on a level only rivaled by jews and gypsies.

[@Azrael__]

"Bad" by Wale and Rihanna is pretty cool.

[@johnfogarty5655]

Ian Fidance.

[@realcompetentatgames7387]

the amount you put into this is truly sad. still respect

[@leeborocz-johnson1649]

Can anyone link to a video of the Merriam-Webster Hotline bit? I watched it several months ago but I cannot for the life of me find it now.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

yes Nick U is for Eureka

[@a-gnosis]

just, their ability to turn the stupidest shit into an entertaining ass bit 😂

[@humanzbornfresh]

to “pull” doesn’t mean to kiss, it means to make a woman attracted to you. so to say “i pulled this bare peng bunda lengers” means, “i successfully chatted up a very attractive girl with an ample, shapely bum”

[@jonesman.556]

Nick tier one operator callsign was foxtrot alpha golf

[@joem5615]

Wait is the name of this channel a reference to a Thomas Ligotti story?

[@TownManagerYT]

Yes

[@zermati]

PenusTechTips

[@sidekickstreams]

nick mullen is will hunting if he wasnt smart enough to beat his demons

[@gloverelaxis]

*beat off

[@kinopoliceinterrogations]

Bunch golf alpha Yankees up in here.

[@ShizzleMeister]

November India Golf Golf Alfa

[@JewsusMalone]

Cestina is Czech

[@N_g_er]

JDS - jewy decimal system

[@GayActorMichaelDouglas666]

November India golf golf echo Romeo Foxtrot alpha golf golf Oscar tango

[@samjiman]

Cestina is Czech, boys.

[@ThomasAndersonPhD]

J should be "Jumanji"

[@juanertizer]

no manji needed

[@zambo6453]

lmao at these guys pulling the word's biggest patreon numbers for not knowing the alphabet, googling it and reading it 3 times over

[@MNMLSTN]

xylophone xd

[@turkeysamwich00]

we all know what N is

[@armenkhatchatrian8748]

Love Stavs unending h8 for Turks

[@Spanken]

Nick forgot n???:(

[@B_Cleric_Time]

Cyrillic is derived from the Greek Alphabet so Adam isn't entirely wrong lmao

[@ralph8959]

You put the phonetic up for the numbers, but Quebec is actually pronounced kay-beck, not to be confused with gay-nick

[@Oblio1942]

german's funny cuz g and h are Gay Ha. Like Ha im gay!

[@jw7073]

It's funny hearing them butcher English slang

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

I hate when stav has this sense of patriotism for a country that is broke asf

[@gloopgloopglorp]

Yo they didn't even review my favorite alphabet, what a rip off. I'm gay.

[@orfeo793]

Third

[@Poliswag7]

no

[@edwood53]

The British is trying so hard to make people think they don't exclusively just go "durrr durrrr colOUR durr durr."

[@Coreyseyes11]

First

[@Robert-Sacamano]

and youre the gayest too

[@John-hs4in]

Gay

[@petrica7387]

To sunk dink

[@orfeo793]

hell yeah dude

[@bump112]

If you didn't immediately blow your brains out after commenting on this, please understand it's not too late and you still can

[@marklarizzle]

I learned most of the N alphabet from a game called Jane's, US Navy Fighters.

[@williampowell15]

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