The Boys talk about Trump

[@EdgeHeadFUHaters]

"Goofy Elizabeth is going to keep lying about being Pocahontas." I'm in fucking stitches.

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

It’s so much funnier because she had to apologize to a bunch of actual native people for lying about it lmao

[@digitalcthulhu143]

I loved that one meme Trump posted of a mosquito and how it was enough to suck out Elizabeth Warren's native american blood lmao

[@CoolAdam247]

@@digitalcthulhu143 🤣

[@lc9245]

Her Wikipedia section about her Native American claim is under “public image” instead of “controversy”. What a cop out.

[@nickhewes6860]

Remember someone found a recipe in the cookbook she sold named, "Pow Wow Chow?" Lul

[@Wilburgur]

Adam's opening is the greatest advertisement for the cocaine ever.

[@andrewabrams1535]

when's the next upload????

[@patrickbaklava7297]

"Hes hideous" "He wears weaves" So i guess adam doesnt wana take trumps dick.

[@Fairuzfan2]

Best KZbinr ever

[@Justanobody8472]

Wilburger a cumboi ♡

[@yakivpopavich]

Him and Nick should get back on the blow and do it openly on the pod like the old days.

[@kevinjohnson-xw7yg]

Adams actually funny. This must have been the before nick and stav crushed his fragile spirit

[@travismcnasty4239]

I am not familiar. This must have been back when they were hungry and had to be creative. I started (and stopped) listening in 2020. Now if the clips show up, I give 'em a listen but fuck trying to keep up with this crap each week.

[@NOUFGT]

I think he's bouncing back. 2021 is the year of the bug.

[@lksw42439]

He just sucks at improvising sober. Coked up Adam can improvise way better

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

"stav just ate a tum like a candy"

[@PowerfulKundalini]

it's the coke

[@DistantVision85]

Laugh tracks are basically obsolete, so I propose that we now call them Stav tracks. Stav could record himself laughing for about an hour straight, and sell that shit.. Kick back and collect his royalties.

[@Bong_Jovi]

Someone needs to take a normal laugh track and mix Stav's laugh into it in the background

[@DistantVision85]

@@Bong_Jovi Yesss!

[@KMcNally117]

Someone put STAV laugh over Big Bang Theory. Seem if it helps.

[@mathhomework4209]

Yes someone do all these things

[@liam7160]

If he included Rich Evans in a deluxe package he’d make a killing

[@LamentOfInnocence1]

early coke adam is intense

[@frostybrew13]

its dope. Its too bad Adam's not always on coke

[@Duterasemis]

Cool Adam would do a lot of coke

[@leorickt.9604]

Ah i was wondering why Adam seemed fully awake

[@ben5154]

He's definitely got the nostrils for it.

[@iunnox666]

God damn, looks like Adam's brood is multiplying.

[@mattkess3156]

Nick’s Trump impression is 80’s Mickey Rourke’s voice with Trump’s cadence & inflections. I am a homosexual man

[@Willyama]

Same

[@Sprite_525]

To infinity and I’m gay

[@lazyboi5726]

Precisely.

[@samanthahydeker7914]

Man, if Cool Adam gets nominated he would absolutely win

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Cool Adam 2024: make America dank again.

[@digitalcognitivemapping]

hell yeah dude

[@themann6669]

@ the audiobook would be hrs of vocal fry

[@lionkills1]

He is only candidate that can get the gay community behind him.

[@matthennessey6679]

Yeah he's cool till he he gets elected but then he's a fuckin nerd again

On rare occasions, Adam achieves an almost human-level of energy in conversations. It’s surreal. Really earning those six figures.

[@Sam-uk4mb]

it's ALWAYS politics. That's his thing

[@calebpelmas2415]

@@Sam-uk4mb yeah I think Adam would just rather be on Chapo at all times

[@benashton9679]

Before the pod beat him into the ground

[@allighast9714]

He's a insurgent for israel, he's one of them Black Hebrews

[@Originalcopy20]

Fuck me. They get a mill out of this?

[@OCMOOO]

Fucking hell coke Adam is a complete 180 to his standard self It's rad

[@jugo1944]

It's really annoying and awkward

[@OCMOOO]

@@jugo1944 I find it a nice change of pace, where normally Adam seems like he lacks self esteem

[@yakivpopavich]

Yeah it helps the bugs energy and confidence for sure

[@deeznutz8320]

@@OCMOOO That's what coke does

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lol dude excellent

[@Sprite_525]

“Hilary Clinton was dorky improv & Trump was Legit standup.” That’s my favorite analogy explaining the 2016 debates lol 😆

[@marinablack181]

Exactly. They both suck

[@Niklas-bk2rd]

"Airplane Movies" Stav: "Air Bud"

[@croesuslydias6488]

I would love “This is the Fucking News” as a full show.

[@HeiressEllie]

_with your host Aye-Dono_

[@dachshund_gaming]

Being gay is the absolute funniest thing a person can possibly be

[@zensempai7371]

@CheapoBrand FruitPunch it’s the curly hair right ?

[@enniomorricone359]

Nah lesbians are funnier

[@gazoombaz4424]

@@enniomorricone359 nah being alive is way funnier

[@TheDarthba11z]

@@enniomorricone359 Women can't be funny

[@carlosfred8673]

Based

[@Evander42117]

Adam was so much more involved in early episodes

[@Tydye254]

He was also hooked on Cocaine

[@HassanSra]

@@Tydye254 and didn't have his heart broken by two women he trusted way too much

[@allighast9714]

The secret is the put a bug zapper in the room and he can't concentrate now

[@onatone]

They thankfully bullied him to not talk so much

[@zolafuckass8606]

@@HassanSra Real talk, poor guy.

[@fahqinurmouf]

i love it when nick isnt happy with how little attention the boys gave one of his bits so he'll demand they go back and work on it some more lol

[@mranderson718]

I think it’s more he’s trying to kill time so he wants to get as much out of a bit as possible before having to think of other stuff

[@squigpeels.1021]

@@mranderson718 nah man. Nick is in love with himself. Hence why he gets annoyed when Adam has a great bit that overshadows his own.

[@dakneezbeez8844]

@@squigpeels.1021 agreed

[@CaliforniaPapi]

“There’s a lot of 90’s movies based in the air…Con Air, Broken Arrow…” Stav: “Air Bud” lmao

[@KingPivot001]

Nick's Trump impression slowly transformed from the one everyone does to actual Trump over 5 years

[@coheteos]

Nick may not have the Trump voice, but he got the inflections and mannerism down perfectly

[@FellishBeast]

Zach Hadel is my GOAT.

[@hals6118]

@@FellishBeast it's uncannily good

[@bagingospringo4396]

@@FellishBeast "I said there were kids in cages, and I said you know what I'm ok with this!" Lmfao when they were playing dk country 2 and they talk about the light bringer getting his ass kicked at a Trump rally

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@bagingospringo4396 get him out of here! Get him the hell out of here! No don’t give him his jacket!

[@tricursor2481]

He's a genius, honestly. I can't believe the absolute gold he comes up with just stream of consciousness. And yeah zach hadels trump is great but he's a darn nationalist i tell ya.

[@CWB342]

I love how Adam is always predicting wrong

[@BlastinRope]

Why do you think he hangs out with gents? You think he was kicked out of the club by choice?

[@MeatCatCheesyBlaster]

He was right about trump being a virus

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Not everyone of that diaspora is born into the upper echelon… It’s not like every Italian is born into the mob lol

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

"Dasha would never cheat on me"

[@johnposey1455]

“Let’s TAKE BACK the n word!” “Brian. Stop.”

[@Pneubeteube]

Time stamps make panties damp, gentlemen. Never forget that.

[@chanty2192]

Gross

[@Pneubeteube]

@@chanty2192 If you make timestamps all day, you are certainly gay There, now that's better for the both of us

[@lonecrow201]

“I thought you were asking me to get baroque as hell here”

[@TheHackersboss]

If that talk about going "full autism" was a riff, then the SC2 gameplay is the bass.

[@Azraelmaximilian]

Honestly, if Stephen Colbert really wanted to make his endless cavalcade of Trump bits funny he should have brought back Stephen Colbert and made him a diehard fan of Trump, since Trump is exactly the kind of president that Stephen Colbert was built to support

[@damboulton]

That would be too clever for his target audience now, just pure dem propaganda

[@Azraelmaximilian]

@@damboulton Probably, even back in the day he got in alot of shit from somw of the dumber lefties. Would be nice if he could return to that older style, it would hurt him on some levels but I feel like it might be worth it overall.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Colbert Report was the smartest, funniest, most original show we'd seen in years, and he traded it in for late night; the corniest, easiest, cheapest, color-by-numbers hack entertainment possible. One of the great wastes of the last decade.

[@ab8817]

@@damboulton youre gay dude

[@saltysergeant4284]

@@ab8817 we're all gay here, son.

[@TairyHesticles]

Downsald Trump is one of Nick's best bits.

[@nixlad]

Downsold and hes jewish and down syndrome

[@ZeranZeran]

possibly one of the best, ever

[@tuben9217]

Obama, Hillary YOU ARE FIRED!

[@kingt0295]

OBUH MUH, RIRRIRY U R FIHAD!

[@KyleS.1987]

Man, if Trump had granted that young king's wish I would've had no choice but to put the red hat on.

[@CoolSmoovie]

*FIIIHHWWAAARDDD OBAMA AN HIWERWEE!!!*

[@danshivers5740]

Trump YOU ARE FIRED!

[@Telepathic-Spider]

Stave single candidly has the power of an entire studio audience.

[@mightymodo]

"Single candidly"? Is that like a thousand island stare?

[@Telepathic-Spider]

@@mightymodo Their jokes always make me Snickers.

[@mightymodo]

@@Telepathic-Spider nice

[@Telepathic-Spider]

@@mightymodo cum town is filmed in front of a live studio casserole

[@braydonthepirate]

Honey hamdedly

[@nickmattio3397]

“This one was made for just us gay Guyz!”-Very Gay Actor Vince Vaughn

[@justinhanna9152]

nick was jealous of Adams natural charisma so he stole his cocaine supply

[@shapoopy2964]

Love that you make these clips man. Love you KZbin man. This show is so goddamn good

[@benknight631]

So I started listening to Cumtown not long ago after randomly coming across Nick’s Steven Seagal movie rant on KZbin. I’m legitimately weirded out by how different their energy is in these older clips. Specifically Adam. He’s much more involved, confident and funny in older clips. I know he’s gone through some shit over the last few years, and actually being able to hear the clear change in personality is really depressing to me

[@dickgoblin]

What did hw go through.

[@dickdick130]

fiance cheated mom died of cancer

[@naixxxxxxxxx]

He used to record high on cocaine, now he doesn't. There's a solution.

[@DeezN1892]

old cumtown = coke adam. New cumtown = no coke adam

[@fuckboiactual1976]

I love how on every "old clip" every now and then a fan says that the boys are on cocaine. Hear one sniff in the background? COKE!!! Young people being dumb and gay around each other? COKE!!! Bro, they did one or two EARLY episodes where they openly "did" coke.

[@carlanderton3rd]

11:46 "the beans, they make you fart. That's pretty funny, I'll give em' that, it is pretty funny" Lmfao

[@destubae3271]

Coke makes Adam sound like a Minecraft KZbinr getting his audience hyped up

[@crackaassedcracka]

Wow this was before they transformed their ongoing bit to bagging on Adam. It's weird to hear them interact like this.

[@wking4699]

I literally play Starcraft while listening to cum town. I thought I was the only one lol

[@Turtleproof]

I figuratively play the skin flute while being literally gay. Literally.

[@uuuueber]

Do you play brood war

[@natenatenate10]

@@uuuueber brood war is the only way to go--asl season 11 baby

[@islifeacomedy3861]

Goddamn, so funny how stav stops the bit by being a PC coont but somehow Adam is blamed for ruining bits.

[@hinkhall8451]

Damn early Adam was annoying. I can see why Nick and stav started bullying him

[@yakojjy]

"When the elections over it'll be nice" Rofl

[@chungman1500]

Quote didn't age well

[@gemcutter187]

If there would've been any honest news and bipartisanship. It would have been an amazing 4, 8 consecutive years.

[@drumboarder1]

Fuck me it ruined the internet and half the material written by American comedians for 4 years..

[@enjoyer6201]

@@drumboarder1 Yeah but it went pretty well for regular people. By basically every single economic metric. You can hate the guy, and I don’t particularly like him, but we were better off four years ago. For people who actually pay taxes, pay for child care, pay property taxes, buying homes, buying groceries, for regular normal people it was better.

[@itsv1p3r]

Wow this stav guy might know about the story of icarus, it definitely wouldn’t annoy me if he referenced it whenever possible

[@JimmyTurner]

I'd love to see that dude tell Obama he's fired. I would probably poop my pants from laughing.

[@Chreeeis]

Really cool of you uploading your grandma’s Starcraft gameplay for this video.

[@LokkesBoerlin]

Adam used to do something, huh

[@nicebingchilling]

Adam is bill maher for this generation

[@rockzen8050]

100 percent funny 10 percent of the time cringe the rest of the time he has the same mannerisms as Brendan Shaub if he was a non athlete

[@GiantSandles]

I was thinking the other day Trump might honestly be the funniest guy of all time, he was already funny before becoming President but the fact that you had that guy become the most powerful person in the world, probably losing his mind a bit too in office elevated him to another level

[@rjtrjt3645]

I think he handled it fine, obviously tunnel visioned with the economy - unsurprising though considering he’s known as a businessman. Biden however, that guy’s going to plummet your country into a shithole, less than 6 months and he’s fucking so much up; quite glorious to watch

[@GiantSandles]

@@rjtrjt3645 I don’t care I was just talking about him being funny

[@marcoolmedo1967]

@@rjtrjt3645 i dont know if you are being sarcástic

[@rjtrjt3645]

@@marcoolmedo1967 why would I be sarcastic? Biden’s a walking corpse who’s clearly bent on driving your country into the floor

[@SamM-gl9zc]

@@rjtrjt3645 - Shutting down our fuel pipelines while clearing the way for Russian ones. Gas prices up 50% in less than 6 months. Inflation running out of control. People refusing to work. Our enemies getting bolder and openly mocking us... but the faces on my screens told me to be happy about all of this because at least that terrible rude man who was doing a good job is gone, so I am!

[@adolfchangchrist7975]

It's legit a cool tune. Whoever made this should have made a full length track from it. I would buy it.

[@GretSeat]

Cool tune? You a bot?

[@adolfchangchrist7975]

@@GretSeat Yes I am. I'm a robot.

[@andreaholcock8992]

@@GretSeatare you a child of divorce?

[@fearan9406]

Great channel for old bits you showed me benny troung you play the games i like Koala Tea content my guy

[@StevenSeagull]

Hell yeah. Benny Troung is the best

[@QU4Dvideos]

My dumb ass thought "Koala Tea" was some Protoss line I couldn't remember.

[@StevenSeagull]

@@QU4Dvideos lmao

[@vitoratio2718]

@@StevenSeagull who tf is Benny Troung

[@fearan9406]

@@QU4Dvideos En Taro Koala Tea

[@Nick_J_]

I’m Donald Gay Trump and I’m gay

[@BigtimeSCARFACE]

And the left love the gays 🤫

[@Lgbtfortnite]

@@BigtimeSCARFACE This whole podcast is about being gay

[@anthonyc97]

@@Lgbtfortnite with your dad

[@jackfish4495]

... and I'm Barack Obama

[@dmitrykahandawa7525]

Hello Brad

[@PoorDunce]

the difference in energy in all of their voices is wild

[@HoFoShAo]

Adam throwing down the fight song was funny

[@RackBallington]

..."Public radio...which I did for a year..." 😂🤫❤ -the Stav

[@megashillyshally]

“This is what we want; the trans teens need black slaves”.

[@roosh410]

This is such a good example of how Nick is an actual comedian. He's doing sick Trump bits while Adam can't stop pissing his pants when Trump is brought up

[@Chestwolf]

Nick actually respected Adam when he was on coke.

[@oogabooga9100]

Lmao probably not a good sign

[@babylonhasfallen5338]

3:28 “Bododootdootsbododoot bABUMPANUHBUMPBUH This is the FUKN news” is seared into my head for eternity

[@thedumbdog1964]

Karate billionaires. So good

[@dickheadrecs]

ʸᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʰᶦˡˡᵃʳʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ, ᵒᵏᵃʸ

[@musicbygoldenj]

cumtown radicalized me

[@aztro.99]

watched two episodes now im getting 1488 tatted on my forehead

[@codyquinn8646]

That is the only trump impression I've ever laughed at 😂

[@Roescoe]

Same, it's mainly cause it wasn't coming from a whiny loser who can't stop crying. He took the essence of Trump's speech patterns and turned it on a few topics.

[@Damian_Peterson]

Watch shane gillis

[@matthale8090]

Obama hilary you are fired! Get'em Donald Duck! 😁😁😁

[@smurpo2956]

His trump impression sounds like a mix of Trump and Nathan, the differently abled character from South Park, mostly at the start. I love it ❤

[@AnthonyLETSPARTY]

I love how Adam tried to make a joke about how he doesn't contribute and it didn't land

[@doclime4792]

15:56 Stav saying what we all thought about during those four years. Just getting that dumptruck flipped, smashed and recycled at the yard.

[@Mrcoconutgun]

I like how Stav's opinion of the Colbert report did a complete 180 in the span of less than 2 months.

[@Nick_J_]

Colbert did become gay though, so

[@Turtleproof]

@@Nick_J_ You sayin' that like it's a bad thing?

[@StudioScarecrow]

Colbert became a lot worse

[@Turtleproof]

@@StudioScarecrow Nah. I'm glad Jon Stewart is retired because he has gone from annoying to completely insufferable. Colbert just mellowed out with his wife and kids, no shame in that.

[@NewScottishGentry]

listen, i pull my pants down - slam dunk!

[@davidtriplett8105]

Damn Adam was topping on this one. Nowadays he's topping from the bottom... I love white women like Adam.

[@aseemawad4294]

he ain't white

[@davidtriplett8105]

@@aseemawad4294 I heard he identifies as white inches

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@aseemawad4294 neither are you Aseem

[@whyamihereidontknow9067]

The gay trump bit is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@n1k0n_]

I'm gay

[@fearan9406]

hell yeah dude

[@Burt_Cokaine]

What's that feel like?

[@Turtleproof]

Clit Burgeoning Gay

[@reastmanable]

Lost it when Nick purposefully mispronounced Antietam for the bit, after pronouncing it correctly a second before.

[@Jayyy667]

I miss starcraft

[@MeanForTheRightReasons]

Hell yeah dude

[@kellyshea92]

I actually remember when food stamps was actual paper money. The gov't changed it because cashiers keep getting them confused with real money and paying back in real money, not food stamps. Now idk how cashiers could fuck it up. The paper was like yellow and orange and shit.

[@Hal9000ize]

God Nick Mullen and Zach Hadel just have the best trump voice

[@CoolSmoovie]

“You think people would listen would listen if he said go outside and kill” *uh-oh*

[@TheyCallMeSpin]

Apparently not lol

[@SFTaYZa]

If only.

[@fartsneed9464]

Christ, I wish

[@mikkeeeeeeeeeee]

Hi everybody, I’m Gay Actor Michael Douglass.

[@ringodingo4195]

How very gay of you

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

My eeassss.

[@Michael-Douglas]

No your not

[@willshogren1987]

This man is an imposter.

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

@@willshogren1987 he looks like more of an N-poster to me but yeah

[@jamesmonaco623]

Play the ladder and try to listen to this; see what happens.

[@andrewandrew4970]

Stephen Colbert's got the saddest character arc for any entertainer alive today.

[@voa2001]

ty for the starcraft

[@migonads]

The "I'm done having sex" outro 10/10

[@ryanvogel9610]

Alpha Adam is pimpiing out these 2 betas

[@dongatello6969]

“This is the fuckin news”

[@Agentporpoise]

Adam is a broken man now

[@johnmccarthy4696]

Dope harmony @7:20 lmao

[@redacted5035]

God damn I forgot about Downald Trump 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Derekrife1]

Little Petey Buttcheeks killed me.

[@joshgoodloe4830]

The warriors reference this is so 2016

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

How bout instead of Art of the Deal it's Fart of the Deal

[@Turtleproof]

Shart On A Seal, arf arf arf arf! BRAAAP

[@NHG97]

Thought this came from the Eric Andre show for a sec

[@Nugglashine]

this clip compilation is fucking fire

[@noahsherwood2445]

"We have completely lost sught of what we're doing, anything to stop Donald Trump" had me rolling

[@schertt]

Years later Adam is still stealing the news lmao

[@kingjames7904]

The best compilation ive seen of cumtown so far

[@adud6764]

"laser tag with real guns"

[@spormlastname267]

Like when Mr. Baldwin uses a ‘prop’ gun to shoot and kill a bitch? Amirite?

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Wow- there was a time Adam wasn't so insufferable?? What happened?!?

[@weresic]

I cant seem to find this post mentioned in in 2:18

[@declanrex9435]

Nicks trump impression is literally Brando in the godfather

[@aztro.99]

this shits impossible to fall asleep to, i keep cracking up

[@Mirsham_Piped]

What happened to 69.9 The Bust? How am I supposed to fall asleep tonight?

[@LuisCarruthers]

Damn, I need to play StarCraft 2 again.

[@frankviator8315]

I know right

[@mikeybthisguy6677]

Her zero gravity iron lung she lives in

[@peterframtid5168]

Nicks Donald trump with Down syndrome is so fucking funny

[@hankriseshill1898]

I’m gay but I’m not that gay. I’ll get there though.

[@Burt_Cokaine]

How gay is, "that gay"? What level of gay have you reached? Asking for Gay actor, Micheal Douglas