Decide To Be Happy

[@ratman202]

Adams happiest moment being getting whatever he wanted completely free of charge is so on brand.

[@nickinskeep]

((J))

[@DannySullivanMusic]

rofl nice

[@Torymu]

cuz he's a jewish woman

[@JeromeHagard]

Jew lol

[@penguinjay]

cmon man, NOBODY wouldn't like that. I just happen to be a truther, and I believe it was not so circumstantial that they were driving down that specific road at that specific moment. W.e he thinks he and his father were actually doing was only secondary....

[@robertozambrano-mn7nk]

Stavs gonna give himself 20 years and then continue living exactly the way he's living

[@georgejpg]

Stav's not gonna be around in 10 years, let alone 20

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

hell yeah, dude

[@grimble4564]

@@georgejpg Stav is gonna be the only cumboy to make it past 50 because the only just way to have a just God is to believe in one that prioritizes irony and cheap bits

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

​@@georgejpg good

[@chickensalad7199]

​@@drinkinouttacups2665Jesus...

[@joshuav8061]

Stav pre-emptively stealing Nick's jokes, while Adam steals them actively was such a staple of this podcast

[@panacea.palace]

Nick earnestly asking stav what he thought of the barbacoa was so wholesome, reminds me of taking turns cooking dinner with my roommates college

[@demolitionsexpert]

stav brought up how it could taste good in a microwave. he is so use to crappy food eh cant even relate

[@jcutfiend]

"we could get wives, but that would be kinda gay"

[@blakake]

Stav saying that he's going to get fat as shit is hilarious

[@williamthomas5215]

Lmao I love with everything in me that the second Nick mentions “get yourself TWO bowls” stav chimes in with “I’m listening…”

[@ronaldrrusti4846]

The sheer intimate and romantic way Stav said "I would love to do a taste test"

[@corwinchapman4565]

Stav needs a greek strongwoman with a feeder fetish

[@Joseph_Tacos]

He does Dream to Imagine…

[@VOID-rd5ze]

you ever imagine what nick would be like if he believed in himself

[@connor48880]

successful actor or dead

[@LittleDinkens]

And when he stole those boots from the church lost and found and got them reupholstered for free

[@DannySullivanMusic]

you are 10000% true!!

[@alwaystired4]

The start of the Fourth Reich

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

I wonder that every day i look in the mirror

[@dislikebutton5748]

stav is so adjusted to eating gargantuan proportions he actually enjoys soggy cereal

[@maclnmacln]

That's how you eat cereal you lame Communist serial killer

[@ongobongo8333]

Soggy is better

[@solaireastora5394]

Soggy shreddies are mint though

[@tenv]

Soggy is good actually

[@brando847]

And now Nick’s back to drinking just to deal with TAFS lol

[@bickyboo7789]

Did he actually start drinking again?

[@joshuav8061]

That was a joke, I believe

[@whatsursource]

@@bickyboo7789 it was a bit

[@DG-kr8pt]

@@whatsursource lul hes on video drinking in one of them

[@Robert-Sacamano]

@@DG-kr8pt impossible to be faked

[@Garrett1240]

I literally said “awe” out loud when Nick said all he wants is to be happy in life

[@moby755]

lmao im gay too

[@cedagcedag]

that's a great gay story

[@MichaelDeMersLA]

U r gay

[@Saturnia2014]

Being happy is as gay as it can get Michael Douglas told me so

[@BodywiseMustard]

You mean "aww" as the onomatopoeia. Awe is a noun

[@daveintheAM]

Adam: about to set up something amazing Stav: "so gay stuff"

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

He was so happy at that Sunday late show in Nashville. It made me happy to see him having a good time.

[@AlbPerNil]

Eric Clapton is a racist boomer POS

[@dickheadrecs]

Did you let him copilot the levers

[@NateHiggers74]

I saw him there also. Eric Clapton do you wanna be gay friends?

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

@@NateHiggers74 hell yeah dude

[@hamburgerdan101]

He was on mdma

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Stav’s laugh is shocking at 3 am, I wasn’t ready for this

[@esanch29]

more like 5 am

[@Fiddlewinks]

@@esanch29 *chef's kiss on a man's forehead.

[@squidink6705]

@@Fiddlewinks you mean penis?

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@Fiddlewinkschefs kiss on the tip of man’s penis

[@DannySullivanMusic]

haha dude this comment rules

[@Sudderdwn]

Stav saying he’s gonna “get fat as shit”

[@clayjack9969]

You can pretend to be happy and act with a happy attitude and it does help. It won’t work forever but once it starts working at first you’ll be more inclined to fix the shit that made you unhappy in the first place.

[@gothvampkid3444]

literally in line with "fake it til you make it" and youre not wrong. it becomes a habit after some time. although some people actually cannot be disingenuous with what they feel, in which case, sucks to suck

[@jadedtermite2513]

Yes i also like to gaslight myself into being gay

[@finalfantasy50]

​@@jadedtermite2513into being straight you mean, because you are gay

[@brianbrunk2385]

You can pretend to look at my nuts and it does help, darkoid

[@emona5776]

Nick and Stav doing Leaving Las Vegas would be awesome.

[@ejws1575]

Stav in the shower rape scene role. Thanks can’t unring that bell.

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

Leaving Las Gayguys

[@erikarnold4737]

Worst podcast ever, I miss it already

[@nateosborne7361]

Wtf even happened I wasn’t around for the lore

[@Beltesassar_]

@@nateosborne7361 stav left to pursue his hack career, that’s it

[@bacs9967]

@@Beltesassar_ I don’t think you know what a hack is

[@Beltesassar_]

@@bacs9967 yeah and I don’t give a fuck either

[@jedaaa]

@@nateosborne7361 he moved to the Himalayas to pursue a vow of silence and fuck mountain goats

[@ByeBaybe]

these dudes just had such great conversations. when the bits and scripts weren't being performed. those are good too!

[@jd3666]

It is the sam sulek diet: lucky charms reduced and ice cubed in a coffee... add barbacoa for protein and lift.

[@Gormfeld]

Nick doesn't have depression. He IS depression.

[@crawlzzz]

Boy I sure do wonder why Adam looks back so fondly on that FREE meal...

[@DancingSk3L3tons]

Speaking as a chef of over 20 yrs, that cereal mix ice cube idea is fuckin genius!!!

[@beej741]

7:58 People just hanging around the bar at a chili’s is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

[@godsplan9578]

Sober Nick RIP

[@ChinkRoy]

11:51 this explains so much

[@notnicenicholas]

Saw Nick Mullen live back in November, he’s absolutely back to drinking 😢

[@Gladair]

Actually?

[@notnicenicholas]

@@Gladair I can’t be sure, but he was acting drunk and slurring his speech. Could just be part of his act though

[@travismcnasty51]

He's been entirely public with his relapse.

[@getgle]

Based

[@rjsimmons732]

Based

[@SomebodysCrackers]

1:07 got me good lmfao excellent editing

[@joseamieva2168]

Never thought I’d hear ever Nick pronounce Barbacoa. I’m also gay

[@Kid_Ikaris]

This was such a beautiful edit. Thank you.

[@HolotapeDeepCuts]

These ominous stock videos of beer making me thirsty as fuck.

[@JeremyBalise]

0:52 I fucking DIED laughing. He really had me going there up until then. I was like “Wow, he’s really thought this out”

[@nateosborne7361]

Eating uncooked ramen. Pain

[@multiplesifl]

Uncooked Mama ramen was the snack of choice for kids in my elementary school. The street in front of our school was littered with exploded oil packets. :b

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

There's a dry ramen noodle dish I want to try, it has a sweet soy sauce, chicken and green onions.

[@stonedzebra420]

No one can tell me the new version of this show is funnier than this.

[@Agentshadling]

There's just too many good bits that whether stav added to it or not were just funnier compared to the ones now.

[@stonedzebra420]

@@Agentshadling exactly

[@TylerHumphrey05]

It is what it is. Still so many episodes I’ve never listened to. Also, as they age it’s going to change a little. If there is a way for them to make the show more gay, I’m confident they will find it eventually. I’m extremely gay.

[@studiodaeera]

@@lindboknifeandtool what app?

[@ThePainkiller9995]

@studiidaaera Grindr

[@KR-ki9hw]

That TGI Fridays in DC must have been the one near GWU, where Monica Lewinsky took a call from Bill Clinton.

[@danielmedina1136]

Yup this show is gold . . .

[@billepperson2662]

10:23 "We COULD get wives, it would just be kinda gay..."

[@RedSntDK]

I relate a lot to that last bit about rewatching stuff, it's like your comprehension has become so bad due to aging that you're on par with being a kid again 😆

[@trevorgollaher1251]

It’s funny to think that these guys are actually seriously ambitious comedians 😄

[@moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773]

😂 i had one very drunk episode 3 months after my dog died where my mom walked into the house and i was yelling basically what nick said at 1:09 nick your my best friend, dad, and gay boyfriend i miss this already

[@tw4898]

Scientists don’t want you to discover this one simple trick. Be gay.

[@LateNightWithFimmyJallon]

Any cereal left to soak past 5 minutes is inedible

[@jonvia]

Nick is right but gay. Its way more fun to rewatch stuff and find new easter eggs in scenes you missed before.

[@Rmantvg]

Bro I'm bouta relapse myself that hit hard

[@Yourbrotherjosh]

I love the adam friedland show so much im committing dental fraud

[@nrmdm]

Nick's probably like how I was with booze. I'll start out limiting myself with only one drink as a celebration, then I'll have one a few days later. Then it'll start becoming a normal, nightly routine until I'm back where I first started. I will never start drinking ever again, that's just how my mind works. It's a bad habit that can kill you.

[@AdamS235]

Alcoholism? A bad habit? No way

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

I’m not an addict but that seems like a really sad part about recovering addicts. Whether it’s drinking or drugs they can all be done in the right amount and really make your life better and more enjoyable, but addicts can never reach that balance as you said, whether it’s brain chemistry or human behaviour patterns or whatever who knows. The shame of it too is tough I imagine, if you’re having a drink at a celebration and somebody is like oh you’re drinking again? Not even in a judgmental way but being reminded that you’re no longer sober must suck

[@jemimallah-q2u]

same. i did it a bunch of times then i was like oh, im just like this forever, this sucks

[@drillbag]

that bit at the end about watching movies is totally on point, i am the same way.... i love movies, though for a while i was too gay to sit there and watch a whole movie. it's funny how life changes.....

[@deformschool]

Ouch! Stav throwing shade at Oklahoma City. We're a real city, damnit! 🤣

[@IZA_Grey]

I work at a gas station and the other day I bought a small cinnamon toast crunch and instead of milk i used the horchata from the dispenser.

[@Coldgeiser]

The honey waffle chicken sandwich is good

[@BodywiseMustard]

Nick "making" something with pre-made, branded sauce, and pre-made, branded seasoning

[@louisrepucci8407]

New Yorkers. The 1st kitchen tool he purchased was a Vitamix. Also, I am gay and have a small penis.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@louisrepucci8407 but you’ve got fat on your penis, right? Who the hell makes barbacoa with no fat?

[@AdamS235]

How bad do you think the driving is in the Villages?

[@Nah-d8l]

Stav genuinely saying he’ll get fat in 20 years is hilarious. He’s so painfully dumb

[@Trav_Can]

11:00 Word to Stav on that!

[@tonysamosa1717]

“I’m giving it 10 years and then I’m getting fat as shit” 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@eskimocheeks9911]

I miss these guys so mcuh

[@mrscruffles801]

Tafs bro

[@armagedon3on3]

​@@mrscruffles801that show is pretty gay

[@lostsoul2184]

Depth of the depression

[@hanzat_molemaev]

9:06 any time stav eats directly into the mic, smacks his lips and speaks with his mouth full of food it disgusts me in a way that makes me think very unchristian thoughts

[@fwakoff88]

To infinity and I’m gay

[@corwinchapman4565]

yo I just looked it up, and Kreatopita looks like it fucks on both a recreational and professional level, Stav's got the hookup, culturally, when it comes to bomb-ass food.

[@Ryan.Schutt]

It’s just a meat pie

[@corwinchapman4565]

@@Ryan.Schutt I'll admit I was pretty stoned when I wrote that so I feel like I would have been excited for a single fried egg on a plate at that point

[@dana.9377]

I miss being gay with these 3

[@michaelflynn6952]

"we could get wives, but that would be kind of gay"

[@martinvera5962]

Dude they have Chocolate 🍫 Lucky Charms. I'm listening 🎧 🥣 👀

[@void.sawyer]

Kirkland's brand salsa

[@M.TTT.]

yea

[@anthonyn1157]

I wanted cereal until the story became schizophrenic lol 😆

[@aidankennedy1985]

What's the song at the end. Its a remix of something

[@vitradesk]

Did that TGIFridays patron stick their chewed gum on the corner of their plate

[@jackfunnell2891]

I’m gay (happy) P.s im also a secret homosexual but don’t tell anyone haha

[@tonyreyes3780]

Nick only likes The Simpsons because he’s a real life version of Krusty the Clown

[@travismcnasty51]

I could be happy, but it's not my choice. Left to my own abilities, I can construst a happy life. But other people are the ones making the choices to prevent or interrupt my happiness. Namely; every female supervisor or manager I've ever had. Every female roommate I've ever had. And any time I've been a pedestrian and gotten clippes by someone texting and driving... Guess the gender on that last one.

[@homer1268]

Adam, Nick and the Fat Greek Guy

[@mikew3194]

Wow I was wondering why Adam was able to talk so much throughout this. Nick was in the bathroom...

[@barstow_]

Thankfully nicks back off the wagon now, that was close

[@jesussanchez9106]

Guess stav went from 20, to 10 years to start getting so fat he may die and decided to just do it as soon as the pod stopped instead

[@PlaymeoffSia]

i wish i was gay then i'd be happy

[@smallpaintings]

This is such a dumb podcast but this video in particular is the most comforting reflection on life

[@dignanworldchampion]

more recipes pls

[@manonthemountain]

Stav is so dumb he’s sold a calendar

[@Wyatt-pr5sb]

fire vid broh just broh

[@m0thaphucka638]

You can choose to have FUN you cannot make happiness. Unless you can choose to enjoy yourself (fun) people are bitter Yes life … boohoo….. it’s no wonder people don’t hang out with stormy clouds

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

you can decide to be happy, because you can decide to be gay, which I am

[@richhenry7540]

0:54 barbacoa

[@thehypest6118]

I wish it was socially acceptable to decide to kill the neighbours dog

[@teeheeteeheeish]

Why can’t you just cheer up

[@FloyDJode]

It's so odd how most edgy humorist find zen.

[@alzed9983]

​@@hamalpov1820how about abslurpdism? And it's getting your dick sucked but intentionally bizarre

[@caspar_gomez]

closing statement is exactly me, how relatable, I must be autistic

[@buddywts]

Dust is free

[@abberss]

lucky charms is total bullshit, but this advice is the only way to make them edible on a basic level

[@ltcrutch1440]

these youtube personalities

[@wes89]

Lucky charms is the worst food. Absolutely disgusting

[@tylersummers725]

Literally had a the same exact scam it was a long time friend so I pissed I. His later gave up his wackiness when her felt likenkddnm goþ and shit talked mad shit but had to clean son upbb

[@milesbeler3974]

Reading that was like dipping my toes into schizophrenia.

[@YouTubeBlowsDaily]

Eating into the mic is so triggering for me unironically

[@KnoxWheelerJr]

Damn that chick in the movie thing is really hot

[@specialknees6798]

Ngl listening to Stav/Adam smack into the mics made me homicidally angry and I’m also gay

[@steffan5982]

dude wtf are they on about at the start? that lucky charms monstrosity sounds fucking awful.

[@astk5214]

Stoicism is literally that, you can choose to be affected by stuff or not

[@Nobody28265]

Okay...not bad. How about homosexuality ?

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@Nobody28265 unfortunately stoicism does not cure severe mental illnesses like that. I tried

[@jsmarch9022]

"stoicism" is a massive cope. that's not how human emotions work. you can choose to not linger on certain things to a degree, but you can't will yourself out of a depression willy nilly

[@vhscopyofrainman163]

Stoicism LMFAOoo. Are you 15 or single in your 30s?

[@jsmarch9022]

@Brah until you don't ;)

[@BentleyDeschamps]

742 evergreen tr

[@ChadGatling]

mint jew lips - Adam Friedland

[@SwagBossForever]

I'm gay

[@BIacklce]

Being happy? Talk about cringe