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[@mezla_]

this seems like a lot of hoops to jump thru just to prove the point that you were right about iconic masters

[@Don-dk6dl]

I screamed like a cornered kangaroo when I read this comment

[@RDMfitness]

DownzyTheBear love this channel !!!

[@aaronpaolozzi171]

OMG I died when I read this.

[@thomasalvarez2089]

LMAO this fkn killed me

[@billygibson9393]

The content the comments everyone in here is a comedic genius. Bravo everyone except you Timmy

[@adamford518]

I doubt you'll read this but I REALLY legitimately love your finance videos and watch them from start to finish.

[@GreeenGremlin]

I'll second that

[@robertrecker9017]

I third

[@alascala1544]

They’re great! I’ve even watched some of them a couple times

[@Couchbitato]

Yes! He needs a separate finance channel imo!

[@brandonvaske5462]

Agreed

[@crystalclean9775]

All the jokers down in the comments don't have a clue that this guy is dropping life changing teaching in this videos. Absolutely amazing delivery, entertaining and clear considering the complexity of this subject. Amazing video.

[@crystalclean9775]

@Goomba Jenkins I don't care about MTG, even though I still got a collection from my school days in the 90s, but this guy is phenomenal in regards to investing. Absolute life changing opportunity in front of us for people who saved obviously. Bond market, stock market, property... A couple more moths lockdown will be carnage and people will be selling their house cents on a dollar

[@RDMfitness]

Crystal Clean love it !

[@kaibe5241]

It'd be much, much clearer if he left the sarcasm out.

[@williamepperson3443]

@@kaibe5241 yeah I don't understand what's happening...

[@kaibe5241]

@@williamepperson3443 I do, but he makes it more difficult by using his odd analogies and sarcasm.

[@StevenZagaris]

I earned an MBA in finance and honestly, this is one of the best tutorials on Bonds I've ever seen.

[@Sillinesss]

This is exactly why I become a patreon. This type of content is amazing.

[@drjborch2]

Me too.. exactly the reason ... I don’t even know how to play mtg

[@AngelMalakim]

i'm beginning to regret not jumping in on the patreon 3 days ago. I love his finance videos too.

[@omegablast2002]

I have no idea what he's talking about but holy shit he seems to know his stuff

[@Aexium]

Same here

[@PipenFalzy]

It is? F the taco stand.

[@jamesross1331]

Rudy as one of your Patron accounts that hardly every buys or contacts. As an old guy this is the content I really enjoy.

[@addisonwilson]

I'm a simple woman. I see red visor, I thumbs up the video!

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Pink

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

Rudy: "Everything is terrible, let me teach you how I'm going to retire."

[@RDMfitness]

Technicolor 🤣🤣

[@enigmaohawaii]

"I always believe anything I see on the internet" Abraham Lincoln

[@mattybbg6850]

Abes a smart cookie, you should listen to some of his old podcasts.

[@otoad20]

My favorite comment of Abe's is "Anything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough"

[@blarrg234]

I never played magic before, but watching Rudy talk about finances is really inspiring. Thanks for the great advice Rudy~

[@ryanb4991]

Imagine being Rudy and making this video instead of talking about friggin GODZILLA CARDS IN MAGIC: THE GATHERING

[@nuggethandling7819]

@@PureHoney_ASMR yas

[@RDMfitness]

Ryan Gloom 🤣

[@oliver4265]

You know a video will be good when the pink visor appears

[@josephs.4813]

This is what happened as when you stay inside too long people. Go outside and walk around at least 15 mins a day or you’ll end up like visor Rudy.

[@tomharris5649]

Everyone: Nah. I'm good.

[@RichDupre]

I love that my teenage love of magic has lead me to solid financial advice as a mid 30s grown man.

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

Guess the oracle text didn't do much to lead your grammar skills tho.

[@RichDupre]

There is always that one person. I guess you're them.

[@scrappybadger4369]

same

[@Tolkatore]

Maybe Rudy should actually create something, instead of living off the buying and selling of others. - Wall Street

[@dragonballtalk8527]

He sells bricks off the raw product leave him alone

[@tragicslip]

If i give you capital so you can produce something, am i more or less removed from production process then manual labor input commie ;)

[@ChristianBang34]

@@tragicslip yes

[@Allenar4]

I wish I would have watched this video before my finance courses last year.... It makes so much more sense now Also, how could your adjusted rate ever be lower than the lowest rate of return (9!-12%). Quick looks makes me think it is closer to 17 Edit: and I should have watched the last 2 minutes, I'll leave this here though

[@chessbullettv3735]

I feel guilty to have watched this masterclass for free.

[@madzen112]

You should listen to this guy, his ex was a bank. Brilliant stuff Rudy.

[@GreeenGremlin]

Thanks for the FREE "500 dollar" financial crash course. I would be down for an hour lecture. Anyone else ?

[@jayemdaewarehouse9027]

Finance 101? I’m watching this until the whole taco party pack is gone!

[@Polimathe]

Just got here from wallstreetbets, what I miss?

[@tredekka13]

This reminds me of the scene from Boiler Room where Ben Affleck asks who already owns ten pallets of Iconic Masters and then tells those guys to get the eff out.

[@VatisInsania]

when's the Alpha Education channel going up? high level content, ya love to see it, 10/10 will watch again because i like listening to someone talk while i eat tacos

[@westcoastgeeks7294]

If Timmy Taco stand is worth a million. Time to start my own taco stand.

[@gettingwreckedwithsbmtg1bo582]

This reminds me of the Big Short.

[@TheBlueCollarConservative]

The problem with The Big Short is that it failed to mention government's involvement in the problem and how large their involvement was.

[@StoicDivinity]

Nobody: Rudy: today, you guys are going to walk through me... Me, a Timmy eating a taco: my body is ready, Rudy

[@LouieDeGeorge]

“Are we still getting tacos?” ... wasn’t expecting to laugh so hard in this one!

[@collectorssyndicate8497]

no...there will be no tacos. the Godzillas from Ikoria either ate them all or smashed all the taco stands. Tacos are now extinct. Floppy or otherwise.

[@Quasar_Squawk]

I have you know, that I, infact, stubbled upon this video at 2 in the morning. I'm a finance student right now, wanting to die of boredom with online lectures from my professors. I watched this video twice because it was super entertaining and definitely helping me retain what I've learned. Subbed. So very fast.

[@ColoroadoKid]

I shared these to my brothers ( 2 best friends) we all turn 23 in May. Love these videos please keep them coming. Bless up everyone

[@IstvanTM]

These videos are so good that I'm surprised they're legal.

[@Fujifables]

Everybody knows your supposed to sell as the market is going down to avoid losses and then buy back when they are going back up. If you buy low what if it keeps going going down or it never goes back up 😬 Timmy 101!

[@misterburkes8364]

Rudy, I learned more in a 45 minute Floppy Taco Stand skit about evaluating corporate bonds than tens of hours reading articles on Fidelity and Schwab.

[@Enzoheavenly]

I got no money, english is my 2nd language, I'm older than Rudy, I play MTG Arena, math wiz and still, love this video man :D didn't know the stock market was so interesting. +1 on the idea of you making more vids like this

[@mistere5857]

This was about the bond market, not stock market. The stock market is a very different animal.

[@MrRogers-hood]

@alpha investments bring back more of these videos please! I just went back through the white board library and has re-lit the fire to do more investments and commit more to a long term financial plan. Thanks again Rudy for all the info and knowledge you have shared over the years!!!

[@Mktwiz99]

Looks like oils bounced back up quite a lot actually 😂

[@SimplyPhenom69]

rudy must really miss his mitsubishi eclipse, the way he brought that up gave me creepy vibes lol

[@MichaelMarshall8686]

"I thoroughly enjoy these videos and would greatly appreciate it if you could create more of them."😊

[@daubinks]

This is the highest quality content on youtube I have ever found.

[@MetroidHatchling]

I incredibly appreciate these videos. They're a huge source of inspiration for me and I don't know where else I would get such a clear explanation of the subject. I feel like I've learned so much from your channel over the past few years. I really appreciate you taking the time to make these and I hope you will continue to. Thank you!

[@abheekpandya8717]

Rudy can I cite you in my econ thesis

[@tomharris5649]

Rudy: "For liability reasons, no. I mean, c'mon, I haven't had a haircut since 1999.9, I wear a pink visor I've had since 1989.9, I work for Timmy's Taco Stand (secretly I own it), and I live in my parents' basement. "But for laughs? Sure."

[@lexiesteele3729]

I honestly am watching this 1) the entertainment Rudy brings and 2) this stuff is relevant to my job so I'm learning a lot. I'm trying to figure out more about finances and need to start looking into series 6 and series 63. Would become a patron for more stuff like this!

[@slothutations]

That 45 minute video went by quick! You explain these concepts quite well ( all the while laughing and having a great time). Keep it up!!

[@kenn1116]

I’m upset this video has been around for a year and I’m just now seeing this. Rudy you are the goat.

[@fishthejew1]

Heck yeah this is the best quarantine-content on youtube.

[@qcmarkf3111]

dude the way you describe it makes it so easy to understand ! keep them coming!

[@puppyton2793]

I like these lessons on investing. The 30 taco box openings can get boring but the greed monster keeps things interesting by telling us which timmys to invest in

[@dru70292]

31:50 Best part glad someone is calling out the government for their role in the crisis.

[@Nanook128]

I mean their role in the student debt crisis is not making colleges free/incredibly cheap like the rest of the western world.

[@UmbraPsi]

@@Nanook128 or the government should've never gotten involved in handing out loans for however much the schools were charging leading the schools to massively inflate the price of admission and by continuation the debt of students who would take those loans

[@Nanook128]

@@UmbraPsi right, it's the government's fault college costs so much. It's very well known how students all over Europe are saddled with incredibly expensive schools and student dept because of all that horrible government intervention. Oh wait, that's the exact opposite of what is happening in Europe. Turns out government intervention is pretty great when it intervenes on behalf of the proletariat.

[@UmbraPsi]

@@Nanook128 man it's like most of Europe is being propped up by the US and they don't have to spend so much on defense, and yet they still have to finance it with nearly double the tax rate on their citizens

[@Nanook128]

@@UmbraPsi not really. America doesn't need to spend nearly as much in the military as it does. The only reason our budget is so big is to give big pork barrels to the military industrial complex. we could defend ourselves and our allies with a fraction of what we spend. In the tax rate is fine in europe. You actually get something for your taxes instead and are able to live much better life there.

[@cybermax12]

Rudy these are by far some of my favorite videos you make, really appreciate your time and the knowledge that you share with everyone and anyone.

[@Sean-mq7wt]

On oil companies, there is a bigger problem than even the COVID-19 crisis driving prices low; Russia and the Saudis are in a crude oil price war that has made shake completely uneconomic. Outside of this, it is likely that oil companies would tread water much better for longer. Because of this, oil prices are just beyond break even, more than half.

[@duncanqwe2925]

2022 Rudy told me to come back here, I was here last week watching this again but we are back for round 4

[@121314156171819]

More of these videos please, I'm an accountant fresh out of college, I love this. Debating on CPA or CFA.

[@johnsabilla5897]

I'm learning more about finance than magic and i'm not mad about it.

[@erikbraun473]

The visor videos are hands down my favorite Rudy please never stop making these

[@weijingburr2392]

I'm taking notes this time. This is grade A meatloaf people.

[@sagaxp]

I cannot believe this only has 67k views. Please make more of these Rudy!

[@fsmoura]

5:43 _How would we approach this?_ Easy! Peddle the financial products that pay you the highest fees to push them onto the client. And when the client is leaving the office, and gets a glimpse of the marina, asking _"Where Are the Customers' Yachts?"_ You give a soft chuckle and pat him on the back.

[@hts746]

Love this format. Listening to Rudy while delivering tacos to the neighborhood makes my day.

[@bryce3425]

Damn why can’t it be the hot daughter for once? 😭

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Only one buyer gets that perk.

[@LateNiteBass]

27:47 This made me chuckle. Am I the only one who wants to know about Rudy the mechanic? Every now and then he hints at it. I've always wondered about that part of the backstory. Did you have a ten second car Rudy? Did you put in the wrench time? Anyway, great video.

[@hermesthenerd]

alpha investments: come for the box openings and the timmys, stay for the white board discussions and the tacos

[@fireballmx]

DAMMNIT RUDY I LIKE YOU EVEN MORE NOW. I still rock an early 95 Mitsubishi eclipse GSX (you gotta get the all wheel drive)

[@Hyberchonda]

Watch from start to end. Learned a lot, i appreciate - thx!

[@MTGUnpacked]

This entire video was engaging, even if I wasn't glued to the screen waiting for those Fallen Empires boxes to fall over (they didn't)👍

[@sorenjohnson4435]

the title should have been a confused old rudy teaches you finances

[@wrldwideindifference]

as the owner of a Tony's Enchilada Kiosk, i appreciate your longer investment advice videos. you have actually inspired me to move money out of a few silly things i thought were a good idea when i was younger into more diverse, more stable, higher yield things that i probably would not have considered otherwise.

[@moistgiraffe3574]

Rudy. I love this type of videos. Not ONLY when you talk about financing, but when you talk about economics in general. I get something from it that keeps me watching -- passion. When you talk about rent, financing, or other concepts concerning taco trucks and wet cardboard, I feel the passion and the level of knowledge that you contain. As a 19 y/o I dont know much of anything in that world. But, I learn how deep the water is -- if you will -- by watching and just getting EXPOSED to this type of content. Now I obviously wont make any large financial decisions based on JUST your content cause I dont wanna end up with a visor. But I do learn how much I NEED to learn.

[@celetari8136]

Learning something new! Thank you for your wisdom & insight!

[@Rtsrurg2]

Just finished watching the entire video Rudy - thanks a million for your time and enthusiasm (and well added humor).

[@brianquincyrobinson124]

Best thing I’ve seen in a while. ...I’ve already shared this with my business partner, and will be spreading it on FB. I love the magic vids, but your investing vids /explanations are easy to follow and you discuss anything people might get snagged on. Really great stuff. Well done.

[@0megaGam3r]

These are my favorite videos from your channel. I would really appreciate more in-depth videos in the future!

[@raphaelsammarco8203]

You are much more entertaining than my foreign finance teacher ever was, truly insightful and entertaining, love the delivery! Much Taco love from Canada!

[@nativekydgaming1644]

These are by far some of your best videos! I have extra income from rentals, no debt and starting my small business now. Let’s go 2021!!

[@thomashelms6797]

These are some of my favorite videos on KZbin. Even though I studied accounting and business I still learn cool things.

[@PokemonHolo]

If things would change forever, then it's the end for Cruiseships

[@darlantro]

Thanks Rudy. Take care out there in the wilds of FL.

[@skurai]

this shit is my quarantine entertainment right here , RUDY PLEASE PUT ON THE VISOR AGAIN SOON!! DO IT FOR UR TIMMIES

[@macjohn8963]

I freaking LOVE this. I hated maths in schools, but boy I'd buy your seminar and some tacos right about now.

[@sgtrock5273]

Brilliant Rudy. Loved it. My Dad taught me most of that when I was in High School. Keep it up.

[@noddwyd]

Why do I keep picturing sharks circling a dollar bill floating away on the tides?

[@hearmth6618]

There's always money in the taco stand! 🌮

[@lovablebill]

Thanks Rudy. You've talked a lot about corporate bonds in the past, but I really appreciated this further breakdown.

[@tianhu9079]

Can we have more of this. These type of content is really entertaining but also educational. I could watch Rudy talk about finances for hours

[@lightningfarronxp8899]

rudy's about to teach me financing and investing. timmy's hide your wallets.

[@bradwynarts7047]

Keep these kinds of videos coming Rudy. I don't have too much knowledge in finance unfortunately to my own detriment, but I nailed your allotted targets per bond, and figured you were shooting for around 10% growth for the investments so I feel like I'm absorbing the videos well enough. The world needs more of this out there, and I've been telling people for months now to watch you.

[@anymoose]

Found this channel because I fell into Pokemon cards recently and now I'm learning about corporate credit scores wtf

[@daryontube]

+1 and loving it. Really interesting stuff.

[@llSLAYERSll]

Holy damm thank you so much for that knowledge rudy. Your style of teaching keep me in and invested so much.

[@stevensiwinski]

I love how Rudy is secretly a JDM car guy.

[@amberwest3889]

I actually love these videos because nobody ever explained all this to me when I was young so I’m just learning at almost 39.

[@kcihtred2]

youtube is really lacking a series of videos like these. I realize they don't get as good views as some videos... but youtube needs this and has good long term value

[@gengarshaunt]

Holy shit man you called it, just as it was getting started. "the world will never be the same, the new normal, just like post 2008"

[@MrMark069]

Very helpful and puts a confusing market much more in perspective.

[@Vihilsta]

I love these "guy deliriously teaches his goldfish finance in his 2nd basement" videos. 😀

[@socialejongen4037]

Thanks Rudy for the lecture! I aced my test on corp bonds back at the uni, but never really thought about it after that. Not that I had money to invest... I'm not as rich as Timmy Senior but will start taking bonds more seriously from now on.

[@ChosoDFK]

Thank you Rudy I really do appreciate these types of videos.

[@AMansCounter]

He mentioned watching at 2 am while I was watching at 2 am. Creepy Rudy power is increasing

[@sampayne1949]

AMansCounter funny, 2am is in 4 hours

[@sampayne1949]

Wait a second, time zones are a thing, maybe I shouldn’t stay up till 2 watching youtube

[@Bekayvd]

Rudy is a great teacher. Well structured and informative video with some great funny moments. Thank you

[@thatguygreg]

Thank you for one of the most educational and informative videos I've seen in a very long time. It's time to go shopping for some corporate paper!

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

Timmy with your taco stand Emporeum from the third floor basement Goldfish empire selling taco stands and wearing Kung Fury t-shirts and pink visors, I just want to say these longer videos are great. I put them on as podcasts during my daily walks, and their length really helps me push to walk for longer. I then rewatch them to get the full experience. So yeah. Short answer, I quite enjoy these videos. Hope you continue to do them. 🙂

[@wrongcollectibles]

Rudy, I really love these videos! These make me want to get into finance more. The way you explain things makes it very interesting. Thank you!

[@brandonvaske5462]

Thanks rudy! Wouldn't mind seeing more of this