The Timmy Trap

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[@Ethan.s..]

I hate you with that damn visor.

[@WindHashira]

What? That thing is a pussy magnet?

[@fsmoura]

thats what i say when i call my stock broker

[@Ethan.s..]

Haha, I was hoping this would get pinned. I got in here early and trolled him just right.

[@moxavenger]

@@WindHashira You mean lint magnet.

[@adams5507]

thats how u know he means serious buisenss BRAH

[@williamschroeder5816]

“Reach around phyrexian tower” Is that what you wanted?

[@teodorhagiu7945]

I heard it's supposed to be crunchy soft.

[@theabyss301]

Crunchy is correct

[@veritas2782]

I'm really behind the curve. I am still in the floppy era.

[@benpearson9792]

Yup...the pink visor traps my concentration?

[@getfudged9249]

I'd love to reach around Rudy's Phyrexian tower while i shove two crunchy gordita tacos in his face.

[@ianmccusker7828]

"Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower." Yes Rudy still here!

[@jeremywilmot8545]

-0% ~= -0.011%

[@Justin-qu7ck]

Or you could just look at the analytics to see who's still watching instead of this stuff I'm not going to bother commenting but will like the comment when someone else types it.

[@bryan.flores]

Yo, i read this as he said that wtf

[@ikaerus_1941]

That pink visor really adds the seriousness of the topic.

[@djdrack4681]

He plays it off as a joke, but usually he covers some more serious topics with crazy budget, golfing with just a putter Rudy.

[@OltzUU]

The visor has a logo on it. Could you say it's... an ad-visor?

[@haroldarquiza1839]

I feel like this is the sort of shit people pay thousands of dollars to hear in a seminar. Bless this man

[@deadkid2012]

nah this is the stuff they'd only teach you like 14 paid lessons in lol

[@boomznbladez405]

nah this is the stuff they teach like 14 paid lessons in, then you got roped into the ponzi scheme, did successful enough for them to be invited to an "exclusive for members only" seminar... then... you find out

[@mpellis22]

It’s only took 3 years but Rudy has went from suit, ties and top hats. To no pants, no bath, and pink visor.

[@MattsMegabites]

Nice

[@tantibusdraws6165]

He isn’t the hero that we need. He is the hero we deserve.And not all heroes wear pants.

[@phillipsandgren3094]

Rudy at the beginning: Welcome back everybody. :) Rudy at the end: We all die.

[@bluefett1784]

Only 2.7 views? A very unappreciated free lesson. Thank you Rudy, for your time in these Videos.

[@KingJL25]

First of all: Reach around soft crunchy phyrexian tower. Second: Learned more about risk management in this near half hour video then I did in all the classes I went to. It is always superb to listen to your, of course not financial, advice.

[@joeoregan5124]

Theta Gang says Unlimited Leverage got Rudy hooked on r\Wallstreetbets again.

[@jackleshem4010]

Gamma gang joined Rudy in creating a leveraged $1.5M portfolio on you know where 😏😏😏

[@fsmoura]

put it on bit coin

[@Ethan.s..]

Daniel Evensen buy Platinum, it’s gonna double within 3 years.

[@CasualHenk]

Rudy gives you free financial advise. And teaches you more than my economics classes back in highschool.

[@1423big]

I only ever watch your longer vids because they give actual life advice. Thank you very much for taking the time to share this information.

[@boboplayz7999]

Reach-around-crunchy-soft-phyrexian tower?...

[@fsmoura]

I only invest in accordance to the principles of _Modern Magic Theory:_ 1) _"Milk the Timmies the most you can, for the longest time possible."_ 2) _"Bling is king."_ 3) _"No flash, no cash."_

[@arcadejackpotpro]

Great video Rudy love these videos, keep it up.

[@tanner882]

I think all this Rudy math works because of inflation 🤔

[@MarkofAzura]

happy face, unsure face, recliner face *Rubs chin* "I see, I see..."

[@adams5507]

ICY

[@fireflyers7800]

Never played MTG or have a clue about the game but damn I click like a Timmy when I see a new Alpha upload

[@DaftFader]

Downlaod MTG Arena, you can play online for free and get a taste of it, it's actually a really fun game, it's all about building decks and seeing how well they work. (I'd never played or ever was even into magic till I found this channel, after watching for like a year having never even seen a magic card irl, I decided to give the game a go, without wanting to spend a ton MTG Arena was a good way to try it out.)

[@MindOverManaX]

I could literally watch this video on repeat. It sums up the fundamental outlook any collectible buyer should have.

[@nuggethandling7819]

I'm a 4th year finance student and somehow the downsides of option trading haven't been mentioned. It's almost portrayed like its an easy win-win situation and everybody and their brother should start a hedge fund and emphasize options. So thanks for the time you take to make these videos, it definitely helps those that listen!

[@MRkriegs]

Lol that's very worrying

[@joshuasnyder4101]

Thank you for talking about this. I’ve seen too many go hard on specs and go broke.

[@foreverfalling6925]

Might want to see a doctor about that "crunchy tower."

[@Subcomfreak1]

I'm just getting into magic. But I found your videos for the finance and I think it is great. The card collecting example is great to illustrate basic concepts that could be applied to other stuff. Keep up the great work.

[@nachteule8058]

That last minute though.. Didn't expect to feel existential dread in a Rudy video but here we are. Thanks for the great video, my dude.

[@m3talg3array]

Really useful (and entertaining) advice. Always watch them to the end. Thanks for creating these types of videos!

[@BobbyxZx]

watched the whole vid, and learned a lot about the margins that i hadn't considered. thanks, rudy

[@MindOverManaX]

"Make sure you don't set yourself back..." is such a haunting, sobering phrase. Be careful out there, set budgets, be realistic, be patient, and use time to your advantage when making investment or collecting decisions.

[@Verlisify]

I have been time decayed slapped across the face. It hurt, but was fun.

[@alexwright1251]

"Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower" - Never a concept I wanted to imagine.

[@mtgnoob9988]

As usual great advice at the end. Time is the key. I used to trade Theta in options but that was hard and stressful. Now I have cases of magic cards.

[@corrackisdead]

Rudy, I think you would be an amazing professor and give so much knowledge without the risk of college debt

[@lucasbrown4741]

Thanks Rudy! I really like listening to these topics!

[@kingarthur7255]

Thanks Rudy I love these videos I hope you had a great Christmas and new year

[@ingle_duem3343]

Large Marge, floppy taco. I love the long videos. I learn a ton. Thanks Rudy 🤘

[@darinwynder7207]

Phyrexian reach-around to the tower...still watching at the 14:03 point and later with a Crunchy Cordita slap in the face. Great video. I would like to have you expand in another video about buying into sealed boxes that are in the $100 to $180 range.

[@MTGUnpacked]

Pink visor Rudy does a hell of a lot better describing these concepts than my high school economics teacher ever did!👍

[@AmbianceXBL]

Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower! I love watching these videos you make man, always learn something from you. Appreciate it good sir

[@goremall4330]

At the end of the day almost every set has one or two cards that stabalize at around 20-50 a card over the years. Trying to figure out what that card will be is next to impossible.

[@MattsMegabites]

That's the biggest headache. It's better to do sealed. Less risk

[@PersonOfBlah]

Oko

[@fsmoura]

thats why i read reddit, they have scholars there that can predict it

[@austinharris1118]

Tap: sac one timmy add two black mana. (Love the wisdom!)

[@warrenvanbuskirk1337]

Watch all your videos from beginning to end. Love the videos

[@dommier1051]

Dear Rudy, Thank you for the long format investment video. The basics that are here are very helpful for any investment venture. I appreciate your time and effort in making this video. Keep doing what doing and may the crunchy gordita with queso sauce punch you in the testes on all your ventures.

[@brendan2610]

Great video, I enjoy this stuff the most out of all your content

[@markvonbank6727]

Rudy that was awesome! You should really be a professor at some college (maybe Tolarian) to teach the Timmy's of the world which way is up. Well done! Love this type of video. Thanks!

[@jackleshem4010]

This week's video: Real options, risk & risk aversion, and coefficient of variation. Reach-around crunchy-soft phyrexian tower. Pink visor Rudy is the only Rudy I watch 😊

[@GizZm086]

I love these whiteboard talks and that visor makes you look real professional, like someone you can really trust!

[@MitchelTJones]

Truly appreciate these videos, thank you Rudy.

[@stevensasy12345]

Damn I’m hooked to this videos. Please feel free to make as many of these as you feel like.

[@joeyhouston5025]

Fantastic video Rudy! Incredibly insightful. Thank you

[@Skullsplitter2007]

This video should be shown in public schools

[@sllgrecco]

Love when you do this kind of videos. Always watch till the end... keep doing please. Thanks

[@timothyswindell4924]

Watched the entire video and today I finalized my position on Eldraine Collector's Boxes. Thank you for your content Rudy.

[@igordevisate1494]

it makes A LOT of sense rudy! and i like the visor btw

[@Nate-ry4gp]

i always feel like i learn something everytime i watch your really long videos. giggity. but seriously, thanks for this video!

[@almogdov]

It's so nice when you don't need to pay 31% customs fee + shipping :( I wish I could buy magic at those prices.

[@christopherhartigan1734]

I too like crunchy gordita tacos slapping me in the face.

[@magnevox]

reach around phyrexian tower my dude. you have been a gift of wisdom to me. i'm the old patron that you have messaged recently about non-mtg stuff. thank you for the lessons

[@cop154]

I may not see the videos when you upload them. But I'm still following until the end. Thank you.

[@rocknroller167]

Always watch all of these through every time. Distributing gold.

[@MrYamiBakura]

As Buffett said, time is your greatest ally. Thx for the video; that was a valuable lesson.

[@lelandnunez7665]

I love this type of videos Rudy. You have my floppy soft hard phyrexian tower!

[@bradwynarts7047]

I literally thought about this today as I was wondering overall career change and the future. My thought was Khans(have a case already)/Kaleshesh type was the way to go because of the shorter time frames for growth, versus the longer period for easy money of current in print boxes. On top of the BBC talking about mid life career change, I feel like the universe is speaking to me today. And I'm the new guy that only found your channel in the last week, and watches your videos for the full length. This channel is gold.

[@fsmoura]

It's a signal-go all in on pre-ban standard singles. 📈

[@bradwynarts7047]

Lol. I don't know what cards were even banned so I guess it's possible.

[@raingodmusic]

This lecture is pure gold

[@fostersmith5800]

Reach around phyrexian tower yes rudy we enjoy your videos keep up the good work.

[@capreus1983]

Love his finance visor day!!! Love my Displays sitting in the closet with all my old Diablo sauce packs, they to may go up in value when the end is nigh!

[@darioscomicschool1111]

27:00 yes i watched it so long, because its a delight watching!

[@richardreiniger5858]

I like those long conversations the most

[@stormrabbit4956]

That was quite the reach around crunchy soft Phyrexian tower of a video, Rudy. That negative zero though... *slap*

[@christopherstorey1125]

"Go against the rules of mathematics " I laughed so hard there

[@magnevox]

me too :D :D :D

[@Ethan.s..]

Negative zero, deal with it!

[@terryfeynman]

I loved it too, though imaginary numbers are an actual thing

[@l.h.5901]

-0 is no imaginary number. -0=0 It's just the same.

[@ablank312]

"Reach around phyrexian tower" - thanks for the tutorial here!

[@xtruekingmeliodasx]

This video is so underrated I had to give you the “reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower” a year later

[@ZakFman]

Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian towerl I love the variation between silly box openings, and serious financial advice.

[@gjarnling]

”It’s not about money, it’s about time everybody.” Been watching your videos since you started on KZbin. Never bought anything or supported it finacially with money - only paid with my gaze. (Btw remember that time when you almost lost everything? When they hacked your account?) The amount of knowledge and wisdom in this channel, people should only know. Easily among the best I’ve ever found 🙌

[@the_real_scratch5star85]

I love the way you say "mathematics" at 24:16.

[@jakej8891]

Tower of the Phyrexian variety that exhibits certain crunchy characteristics

[@pharyxian28]

Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower. Love the long form videos btw.

[@MrCDRWilson]

Great video!! Some really good content here and advice that can be taken for all investments!

[@DevintotheColp]

Rudy I am a Financial Adviser in Canada (If you could ship to Canada I would be buying the standard sets every month) any who I just wanted to say you are 100% right, in the Canadian stock market we legalized weed last year and the weed stocks went wild, anyone who told me to invest in them on their behalf I straight up called a Timmy. Now those stocks have crashed and people are losing their minds. This logic applies to everything and I am so happy that you are spreading this much needed information.

[@williamwadbrant645]

Its the slap in the face spice that makes the gordita taco. People think its the crunch but its the slap that makes it. Love the insight in your finance-magic analyis, keep the long format coming!

[@cyborgar15]

I watched the whole thing Rudy..good stuff

[@jaap2985]

Great gid! Love these investment videos Rudy!

[@The-skate-collector]

That visor is fire🔥 half way in the video I’m still here man! Thanks for the info taco man

[@7Alberto7]

Thank you Rudy for teaching us,great lesson as alwais

[@bernardo013]

Another exceptional video. It’s always good to hear these things as a reminder to leave emotions aside when investing. Thank you!

[@XaotikWun]

I came back to MTG when WAR released (I learned how to play from RTR -> JOU) and I truly believe I would have been burnt out (again) if it were not for stumbling upon your channel. I initially watched your box openings for “Crunchy Gordita tacos slap me in the face,” However, now that I’m older and more self-aware, I quickly started watching your visor videos - if The Command Zone and The Commander’s Quarters rekindled my love for the gameplay and deck building, your mixture of entertainment and education refined my appreciation (and sometimes my concern) for the psychology behind MTG and the different communities that build around it. There are so many things I want to address, but I believe the most succinct way for describing how I’ve absorbed your channel and content is: I was not surprised when you said you have the largest position in America for C19 - I’m very relieved, happy, and (slightly) optimistic for the future of Magic because I am hopeful that most of your Patreons and subscribes understand the different layers of your content. Thank you for sharing your ideas. As I’ve watched your channel and the way Magic products have changed (to mirror elements crucial in videogame sales and casinos), it is also not a surprise that Commander is the most popular format - the social nature of it means that all 4 investor/budget types in your video are still able to play and be competitive within their own pods.

[@ROMANTIKILLER2]

Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower. Very informative video, btw.

[@jamesroberts5450]

, Rudy, I simply can not believe how funny you are. Keep it up brotha!

[@jeremiahhickman6119]

reach around, crunchy soft phyrexian taco! I love these videos, thanks Rudy!!

[@evanj3419]

Thank you ruddy this really did help me

[@djbanizza]

Great analysis, Rudy. Definitely reminds me of Nassim Taleb's thoughts on trading and investment in Fooled by Randomness.

[@FraserHouseFilms]

"Reach around crunchy soft phyrexian tower" is that kind of rudy shit im into

[@Neyheshi]

“Reach around, crunchy soft Phyrexian Tower” That qualify cheesy fry?

[@jakestyles002]

Briliant "TimmyX Talk." Even four years later this is still relevant and actually the time from then to now provides evidence to your theory.

[@finnish_maniac8927]

Whiteboard vids are the best ones. Keep em coming Ruby.

[@DARKinTONKAWA]

I thought I was here for Magic: The Gathering, but really I am here for Rudy.

[@paulkeller5006]

Reach around Rudy!

[@jacobgreen9538]

i already knew this but thanks for helping people understand this

[@seemjibernadino6487]

This is the best video on youtube.

[@RangerChris61]

Reach around crunch soft Phyrexian tower In regards to if you should go with the $80 option or the $175 option I feel it depends on you individual financial time horizon. If it is something on the order of 2-3 years then the $175, though having a higher cost point, will be better as it is established and will have worked out a good chunk of the volatility. On the other hand if you are looking at 5-10 years then the $80 option makes more sense since you will ride out the volatility and will be in long enough to see the higher returns.

[@C0urne]

Post RTR boxes seem to be a coin-toss to make any profit. You can buy RTR, GTC, DGM, DTK, OGW for around $100.

[@TripsAhoy]

I always trust financial advise from the guy wearing a pink visor! ;) Happy Thanksgiving Rudy!

[@samitalibi8836]

Didn’t expect to learn economic theory. Crunchy

[@ThaDirtyG]

Dropping a “phyrexian tower” one year later 💪