Alpharad losing to a CPU… again

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[@CinnamonMints]

The soap cutting had my attention way more than it deserved

[@tamfie]

the second it appeared on screen my adhd kicked in

[@chrisbenso4538]

@@tamfie it made the rest of the video unwatchable lol, I had to turn off video cause I couldn't stop looking when I wanted to do something else

[@cactini]

same tbh

[@FalseHerald]

Same, literally could not focus on anything else.

[@solidjakecloud2]

Fucking same

[@stickham_]

Alpharad almost lost so hard to Hard DK that he thought about having lil bro not upload this episode and ending the streak here

[@lordarcyus2862]

Stfu, you didn’t even watch the video

[@pragmat1k]

I left to go to the grocery store, came back, and the video was still going. 10/10

[@caster8469]

I love when the things on the side make the video unwatchable so i have to use it as a podcast

[@BaffDurtum]

The soap cutting videos were so effective

[@CelsteOld]

Colin why did you edit in the address to an Arby’s in San Antonio 58:04

[@pman7588]

id like to remind everyone a second time that time zones exist and where me or you compared to where they live, is a roughly 3-6 hour time difference, so i feel that where they live there is still time edit: at the time of this edit it is 10:26 PM in LA

[@blackstone3822]

Thanks, wasnt sure what time zone they were in

[@gangsterg1936]

@@blackstone3822 11:15 now, and still no upload(L.A.)

[@ghostriposte2977]

The soap cutting pissed me off

[@benpelczynski6964]

Alpharad Gold monthly wrap-up (cumulative stats in parentheses): Series with multiple entries played: - Kirby: 1 (2) - Mario: 6 (18) - Mario Party: 1 (4) - Pokémon: 1 (8) Longest Video: Alpharad losing to a CPU… again (Mario Party 3) - 1:10:24 (Record: 1:40:08) Shortest Video: Getting Laid (Any% WR) (Super Seducer 2) - 11:27 (New Record!) Total Video Time: 14:34:43 (52:34:24) Average Video Time: 28:13 (35:04) Median Video Time: 25:57 (31:32) Super Mario Bros. 3 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It was released for home consoles in Japan on October 23, 1988, in North America on February 12, 1990 and in Europe on August 29, 1991. It was developed by Nintendo Entertainment Analysis and Development, led by Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka. Players control brothers Mario or Luigi, who must save Princess Toadstool and the rulers of seven different kingdoms from the antagonist Bowser. As in previous Mario games, they defeat enemies by stomping on them or using items that bestow magical powers; they also have new abilities, including flight and sliding down slopes. Super Mario Bros. 3 introduced many elements that became Super Mario staples, such as Bowser's children (the Koopalings) and a world map to transition between levels. Super Mario Bros. 3 was praised by critics for its challenging gameplay and is listed as one of the greatest video games of all time. It is the third-best-selling NES game, with more than 17 million copies sold worldwide. It also inspired an animated television series, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, produced by DIC Entertainment. Super Mario Bros. 3 was remade for the Super NES as a part of Super Mario All-Stars in 1993 and for the Game Boy Advance as Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 in 2003. It was rereleased on the Virtual Console service on the Wii U and 3DS, and was included on the NES Classic Mini. On September 19, 2018, it was rereleased on the Nintendo Switch Online service with added netplay.

[@ThePurplePeppy]

So sad they didn't play the playchoice-10 version of mario bros 3, they missed out on potential content right there. The color palettes are slightly different that's how you know it was a different game.

[@puppylovercuter8411]

Just kidding. Bye-bye.

[@logmania5369]

You're a nerd!

[@lmaokatie]

Genuinely cool to see the statistics

[@mr.turtle6206]

Why do you know this?

[@Liz-liz8]

Thank you Colin for your wonderful and wholesome editing!

[@milkman2808]

lil bro MVP

[@ZepTheGamer]

Him not knowing what letterbox means made this video way funnier than it was supposed to be

[@jamescordenofficialaccount]

jo: I'm gonna do everything in my power to make the video ten minutes long The video:

[@Plumgoblin]

he was off by exactly an hour to the minute, that’s gotta count for something

[@deweytheone8941]

This is a certified "Wrong way Jo" ™️

[@Yamartim]

Rare Jo L

[@ryanheath6825]

You can title the video whatever you want, I know Alpha wins these.

[@xenodrone3367]

Thats a hit

[@mrwaffleman8732]

Frankly? Miss

[@starplane1239]

We all knew cause it was April Fools

[@mult1versal]

biggest meat rider

[@TheStarchamber]

This is my favourite soap-cutting channel. I can't wait to see what they cut next.

[@somedude4832]

I hope it’s soap

[@Sakura_Truffle]

Is it just me or does the knife cutting in the direction towards the person stresses me out a little? I doubt it’s a super sharp knife but still

[@BoneTea]

​@@Sakura_Truffle yeah they are not handling the knife safely at all, even if it's dull

[@Sakura_Truffle]

@@BoneTea yeah it made me cringe and stress while watching it

[@firesd7306]

Maybe it'll be soap

[@Sherbet444]

On today's episode, Cjya learns the true powers of Hard DK, & DotColin may or may not need a raise

[@danielherring6946]

Does he tho

[@fullyblank]

@@danielherring6946 editor rights :)

[@lwade225]

@@fullyblank”editor”

[@lwade225]

Lmao I didn’t even realize I watched this before

[@casIzemmanuel]

I love when jo gets a star. Actually it reminds me of this really good show, its not very popular but it's really funny. There are a bunch of seasons and they go an a lot of bizarre adventures. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me. Minecraft; The Way Home? I'm pretty sure that's the name.

[@innertuber4049]

"I think this is a Jo star"

[@kamikazebengal]

sounds like one piece to me

[@BoneTea]

One piece of what?

[@ArdorG.]

12:13

[@pro-toman]

I’m glad that everyone is cultured like I am

[@EllieBerryPie]

Holy shit, that final DK turn is one of the most hype Mario Party moments I've ever seem

[@screamingphoenix8113]

I've been staring exclusively at the soap cutting this whole video. It's mesmerizing. Lol.

[@koalaster3573]

i gotta be real with yall ever since the soap carving popped up i couldn't stop watching it

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

Jacob literally had an Icarus moment and he STILL won LMAOOOO that's the Alpharad Luck™

[@SamFecTunes]

cant wait for the 11:59 upload for april fools

[@greenstardust9681]

TRUEEEEEE

[@shlitter420]

this has been the best video so far, i have not taken my eyes off the screen once

[@radladstudios]

It would be hilarious if the April Fools Joke was them ending the channel It would be sad, but REALLY funny

[@Snowriander]

I love that Colin 100% could’ve put the funny moments in the borders but chose to just plop them over the game instead.

[@rootedcorgi7742]

Did they really forget what day they are on

[@simpleswordsman3430]

Jacob: Maybe He has a plan for you Jo: His plan is for me to be broke Such a raw quote from Jo

[@pokemaster2185]

Hard DK with the galaxy-brain play at the end to nearly get the win was exactly what I was expecting from a Mario Party video.

[@captainjellystar1453]

Genuinely insane play last turn. Curious if the devs actually intended to CPUs to do that.

[@markdahero15]

Ok, it’s getting late, starting to lose faith, might not get another vid,

[@WillyFreshy]

it’d be mad funny if they ruined it for april fools tho

[@orangecrisis8568]

Gotta be honest I was just watching the soap cutting for the entire video

[@kanebowman576]

Bros went into overtime on this one

[@skele8961]

I can't believe Colin would dox Arby's like that

[@nicaaro]

Day 174 of calling Alpharad scared because he didn't play scp secret lab

[@prowlerjax]

Funny April fools prank guys, the joke is over now

[@potatokun8630]

Whenever they play Subway surfers, they’ve got to have at least subway surfers, soap cutting, family guy, hydraulic pressing, and craft videos playing in the foreground for my attention to not be diverted

[@tails147cf]

Another 10/10 from #dotcollin

[@cjya]

This guy is so cool and probably handsome too

[@orangeScentedBleach]

Here I was thinking "who is this random checkmarked person in comments". Little did I know its literally the guy in the video

[@conormcgough3966]

I agree, cj. Jo is pretty cool

[@stephanie_jjb]

Hopefully they bring back little dances like that in the next Mario party, I would love to see waluigi just hit the griddy

[@thehoff0204]

On the second to last turn when jacob was at the crossroads he could have used the reverse shroom and given jo another shot at meeting his hero koopa

[@scarlet7960]

oooh cja was foreshadowed in the previous episode, damn the world building on Alpharad deluxe is one piece level

[@lunaluster2429]

And today we learn that Jacob is into being blindfolded

[@prisma.]

dude, i havent realized how hypnotic soap cutting videos are until today.

[@forentaylor]

Not me actually watching the soap cutting 💀

[@WaterXolotl]

What a month it was. We got the Mario 3 saga and I finally filed my taxes. There was no better way to cap off this month than with Jacob’s top 1 Mario Parties

[@WillyFreshy]

april fools better not be the day they end it

[@rude5059]

Obligatory comment about how they once again came close to the deadline but not really because of how time zones work

[@ThePurplePeppy]

They're west coast, right? This video certainly was close, I think its the closest they got. Only about an hour left to post before the day ticked over.

[@grapeluver5]

You guys have nothing to lose by playing Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy! Can't wait to see it happen 😎😎😺🐈

[@SnufflySpy]

Can't wait for the end of the channel uploads for the year on April 1st. Because that would mean we all got FOOLED

[@ev0lt953]

Cutting it close today I see; Day 70 of asking you guys to play Battleblock Theater. It’s an amazing game (used to be xbox exclusive) that is way more enjoyable with a party of 2 or more and the story is unique. Each level is challenging and I want to see your guys’ reaction.

[@veradistheeggcat229]

Love how, without fail, I get an adult nerf gun ad on every Mario Party episode

[@bluelyyyy]

haven't watched the video yet but already know this is an alpharad gold classic

[@hihigocat]

it was, indeed, an alpharad gold classic (tm)

[@sethmations5208]

Good job Alpharrad plus gang. Very good video. Keep up the good work you guys. Very funny videos you got.

[@mac_sour]

who's alpharad plus? i only know alpharad gold

[@DAwesomeness55]

@@mac_sourwho’s alpharad gold? I only know alpharad deluxe

[@HeisenbergFam]

2:53 "you wanna see the Mario movie? Yeah, im hype" In the words of Kratos: "keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed"

[@art-cs6us]

Tbf, nintendo got involved. They would not allow their franchise to be tarnished. Like the only reason rabbids+mario is decent is because of nintendo breathing down ubisoft's neck.

[@123Jsimskie]

idk what it says about me but I spent most of this video staring at the soap cutting videos

[@LostBlade776]

Ok not gonna lie when you added the soap knife thing to the left side I could stop looking at it like I'd try to focus on the game but after a bit I would just start watching the soap and then it is just an infinite loop idk how people that use TikTok can pay attention to videos with multiple things going on at once I am struggling

[@natysplace7777]

i don’t think i’ve every payed so much attention to the gameplay of this channel

[@luluzin5022]

DK's crazy stunt on the last turn had me on the edge of my seat.

[@roobeedooo]

that was the coolest thing ive ever seen in mario party, double dipped with a LOCKED GATE

[@callie1020]

Okay, so im passionate about this. I dont know the genuie reason why Japan uses 'circles' for yes, but I assume its because they circle the correct answer, and cross out the wrong one. I guess in America we reversed it to fill in a checkbox with 'X' or 'cross' (even we should use a 'check' in a 'checkbox'), and... I dont have a theory for why circle is no/negative. Maybe The placement of 'cross/X' feels more natural, and answering games in affirmative is a more common action?

[@kobitz9001]

seeing people cut soap while not wearing gloves gives me anxiety. thanks colin =]

[@moonynight6374]

Those damn Soap cutting Videos give me more anxiety than anything bc that Girl keeps cutting towards her instead of away and I'm just waiting for disaster.

[@draconis17]

DK rolled a 6 that last turn, if he'd rolled an 8 or higher he would've spent 120 coins to get 3 stars in one turn and won

[@mercury6032]

that fucking soap literally distracted me for most of the video, such good editing from my favorite channel

[@timebender25]

So many people look at those soap cutting videos and go, "That's satisfying" but we have bad experiences with knives. So seeing someone cut towards themselves like that fills us with anxiety instead of anything calming.

[@timebender25]

We have covered it with a sticky note, nothing can stop our unparalleled power

[@a_plastic_bag]

especially seeing how the tip of the blade went so close to her left thumb so many times, giving me a heart attack every time

[@goldendawns4568]

Of course this is the ONE episode I don't put on in the background and actually watch. Is this all I really need to stay attentive, I've never even played subway surfers.

[@MattTGY]

Getting closer to the sun i see.

[@4everis2morrow]

Interesting way to increase replays I keep getting distracted by the soap cutting so I have to watch again to watch the family guys clips

[@iwantfuitgummy5559]

Until the 10 minute mark where CJ introduced himself I deadass thought he was Colin and just thought he got a new nickname and his voice was deeper because he was tired

[@elijahbrown679]

I love how they waited until the 31st holding out hope nintendo would add it to nso. Thank you nintendo for somehow messing up again. Killer content

[@Knyex]

Jo: "I'm gonna do everything in my power to make this a 10 minute video" the video length: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kalopad6355]

90 days in? Very impressive!!!!! Everyone thought y’all wouldn’t make a month!!! P.S. have you all heard of Danganronpa? Excellent game series. U might want to consider it :)

[@toag3822]

There’s no way they actually killed the channel for an April Fools joke, right? …right?

[@LazyNinja421]

That last turn dk was actually insane

[@KingWoop72]

Hard DK, even in defeat, finds a way to put the fear of God in everyone present

[@PMJ11_]

We’re playing Mario 3 for April fools

[@Beethoven_np]

I look away for 20 minutes and now i need to search for mario party under these distractions

[@tophatgeo]

The jo koopa bank melodrama was the best part of this episode

[@CrissPBacon]

bro i honestly can't stand Colin anymore

[@pman7588]

time zones are a bitch, aint they comments?

[@afirstnamealastname7977]

Please, play Touhou. (The danmaku game or the fighting game.) It could be cool, I think. 😆 I'm not strong enough to watch this video. Listening to them is my saving grace.

[@BaitWiz]

You guys should play Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories. Absolute meme of a game where you can look like a genius on accident and can get fucked over even if you play perfectly.

[@splendorous3786]

I was invested in the gameplay of this video and was thoroughly enjoying myself until the extra videos appeared on-screen, particularly the 'satisfying cutting soap' videos on the left hand side of the screen which consistently took my attention away despite my best efforts. Due to this, I have developed severe brain rot and can no longer participate in the watching of this video and consequently am deeply upset about this.

[@grifogrifoo]

I was getting really bored at 18:41 and was about to click off. Thankfully the subway surfing man showed up and alleviated my tedium! Thank you Subway surfing man!

I absolutely hate the tiktok viewer retention things in the corners. ALSO WHY TF IS THE SOAP SO DRY Day 58 of asking Alpharad Gold to play Minesweeper I'd enjoy hearing Jacob play and talk more about pokémon rom hacks, he doesn't seem to have played many but it's true a lot of the original story hacks/fangames are just pokémon but dark and edgy, even the better rom hacks tend to very quickly turn dark needlessly, like Unbound. Still, praising a fangame for being just the Kanto story is silly, there are way too many games that are just "Kanto but with this new gen gimmick" and it wasn't until very recently we had a ressurgence of original games and stories. ALSO I'd like to add edgy rom hacks can be appreciated as a relic of their time, like the classic Pokémon Snakewood, it's so bad it's actually enjoyable if you go into it knowing what to expect, there's also the Outlaw saga, with Pokémon Outlaw, CAWPS, Korosu, and another sequel I can't remember bc I haven't played it, but even though they're "oh death violence edgy" they're still very well-made rom hacks with value. I agree edgy violent Pokémon hacks and games are way too overabundant and they shouldn't take themselves so seriously, but an edgy plot isn't necessarily a signal of a bad hack, and praising a game for being Kanto again is stupid, even though I agree just being Kanto fits Infinite Fusion perfectly as it is purely a gimmick fangame.

[@TheMexican314]

I'm glad we got hit with this emotional journey at the end of this month

[@adrianaragundi5729]

Realistically you can have a party with 3 people in fight party. 90(!) days and counting. Until tomorrow…

[@jokirb2739]

Y'all are getting real close with these upload times

[@overpoweringgarbage852]

I really need for you to never do the soap cutting, subway surfing, family guy but again, I literally can’t focus on the game pls

[@elizabethflowers749]

less than half an hour to midnight in california i think this might be it

[@notaword1136]

Y’know, I’m disappointed at how utterly im-precise the soap lady is, but her nails are kinda cool, so it balances out

[@Fabled_Adventure_Girl_Kanna]

Play "Voidigo" it's a very fun rouglike that oozes with charm and it has co-op! Day 89

[@maddymakesgames]

Colin, when they try you for war crimes, remember that “just following orders” is not a valid defense

[@katnisseverdeen9200]

I just wanted to watch mario party 3, and all i got was random subway surfers, soap cutting and family guy

[@The-official-grindel]

Hey Mr alpharadgold, you should do a prank where you don’t upload for April fools or ever again, it would really be a good prank

[@mr.thecoin1261]

Can't believe that todays game is subway surfers, can't wait to see this months mario party though

[@Sakura_Truffle]

Lil Bro went crazy with the editing on this one

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

I forgot how utterly bloodthirsty Hard CPUs can be in Mario Party...

[@trash_boat_64]

no shot the april fools day upload is just them not uploading... less than an hour before the day is over o7

[@hazyflash9775]

Oh shit, its almost midnight in California. ...Is this the april fools joke? and if so damn o7

[@misfit1422]

Can’t believe he almost picked DK

[@littl3evee]

That's so much wasted soap :(