We found the most skilled CPU ever

[@whattheduck2106]

5:06 Jo has used 100 stickers. 11:45 Jo has used 200 stickers. 16:22 Jo has used 300 stickers. 21:12 Jo has used 400 stickers. 24:58 Jo has used 500 stickers. 28:15 Jo has used 600 stickers. 32:54 Jo has used 700 stickers. 38:06 Jo has used 800 stickers. 42:01 Jo has used 900 stickers. 47:24 Jo has used 1000 stickers. 51:34 Jo has used 1100 stickers. In the end, Jo has used 1185 and currently holds the record of used stickers on this channel.

[@minionlover1978]

doing God's work

[@dullicecream]

That's a hit

[@pinpuff6457]

That’s a hit

[@dimitridan8112]

Only 3 minutes between 400 and 500, he really went hard during that time

[@claudiarokicianski2499]

That’s a hit

[@deltastudios6632]

"You know what, that's a miss" and "You know what, that's a hit" are the two reasons I keep coming back to rewatch these all the time.

[@yesty3473]

Hit!

[@realMysticRuby]

You commented this 4 minutes after this came out.

[@HoshiArt]

this is the new era comedy on the level of I didn't order a creeper and semi; colon

[@safurahh.8093]

That’s a hit.

[@deltastudios6632]

@@realMysticRuby Notification gang.

[@jackmacdonald1298]

Jacob literally got 6 yards under the TAS in leaf leap holy shit

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

Pretty sure that's literally one leaf away

[@Mansion1of7]

@@christiancasaverdepertica1802 It is, meaning it was less than a second away from being literally perfect.

[@sorio99]

Alpharad confirmed inhumanly perfect.

[@herrsteinr637]

Icarus was suppressed for merely a moment

[@RobertoGarcia-kh4px]

@@herrsteinr637 he did well in the minigame about getting closer to the sun? i don’t think icarus was suppressed at all

[@axis3174]

This episode is a hit.

[@Hyperzertoon01]

@UCT-fxAjhneFZw-2VHwFpZZw shut up

[@Hyperzertoon01]

It took really nothing for him to delete the reply

[@redero55]

But the opening was a miss

[@dreamy8899]

this comment is hit

[@Muddytony20]

*Bowser roar

[@maccross4567]

8:10 by the way, I’m pretty sure a TAS scored a world record of 180 this mini game. Alpha was 2 jumps away from tying with that. Honestly unbelievable, mad props 👍

[@pmahcgop6693]

Honestly I think jo maxing out stickers is more impressive

[@aeroson3889]

@@pmahcgop6693 that's a hit

[@hurricane_tyrone6299]

180 is the max.

[@dimitridan8112]

Wasn't TAS! Petty sure it was lilypichu

[@Kono_Dio-Da]

@@dimitridan8112 TAS means Tool-Assisted Speedrun

[@valensfdbn]

I love the sticker spam, it's like rain background noise, after a while you don't hear it but you miss it when it's gone.

[@Tonjit41]

It fills in the deadspace and make a me laugh.

[@nyasputinya]

My headcanon is that Donkey Kong is actually played by Zombie, who is part of Alpharad Deluxe's cast.

[@Tonjit41]

YES. THIS IS NOW OFFICIAL.

[@localhdmain6306]

i mean yeah why do you think they call him master dk? because zombie is actually just a god at Mario party

[@null7493]

Dk should spam his hi sticker but have a small chance to randomly just press the yoshi sticker

[@jonsterjones1218]

truly would be art

[@arancini1837]

this is even more funny, because only yoshi can use that sticker. however, D.K. is a god. D.K. is a master.

[@noyou8214]

This idea is a hit

[@robthk]

so...that means yoshi and DK are connected SOMEHOW?!...wait why does that sound kinda wrong?...oh, *_OHHHHH NO_*

[@riiel3474]

Learned the other day the sticker counter is capped at 999, which is a miss. But DK should always spam more than that

[@quackkillerreal]

Big props to Jo for maxing out on stickers! Can’t wait to see what you go for next!

[@abyssalnothingness]

Spoilers😡🤬😡

[@quackkillerreal]

@@abyssalnothingness waaaah!

[@abyssalnothingness]

@@quackkillerreal good game

[@nakedstatue8517]

Spoilers wtf

[@quackkillerreal]

@@nakedstatue8517 waaaah!

[@EllieBerryPie]

Jacob has gaslit Jo and Dash into thinking the raid boss is DK, when it is him all along

[@ikari570]

Unrelated but I wanna say I love your profile picture

[@EllieBerryPie]

@@ikari570 thanks

[@muzuchama]

@@ikari570 unrelated 2 but I wanna say I love your profile picture

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@muzuchama unrelated 3 but I wanna say I hate your profile picture

[@kingofpilgrims368]

Welcome back everyone to our favorite Mario series of 2021: Is it Hit or Miss?

[@hookedonfriendship1372]

HIT! 100%. Who needs Chris Pratt, this is better than a movie

[@pinpuff6457]

I guess they never miss huh

[@Gojirius]

Hit!

[@JoeySpa]

@@pinpuff6457 that reference was a miss

[@arancini1837]

you wouldn’t!

[@luluzin5022]

0:41 I love how Dash tries to make a joke about being a guest, because they still do that bit, but Jacob and Jo needed a second to remember the bit and play along.

[@bausofbaconrebooted236]

Did you know that if you put "Hit" and "Miss" together you get "Katana?"

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Yes

[@arancini1837]

this comment is a hit

[@ClamAndCheese]

Not even clever, doesn't make sense. MISS!

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@@ClamAndCheese Waaah!

[@whosthisguyagain3153]

@@ClamAndCheese You wouldn’t!

[@ElariaFlori]

I just remembered that Dash isn't a normal part of this channel and I love how you've managed to fuck with my brain through your chaotic timeline of uploads.

[@patrickabbott1029]

My mental state can't take hearing altrive be called a guest, after losing so many "guests" before him. Never forget the souls we've lost, Josh, Ellie, Zombie, Alex the 9, Plussyfan 9, Kidd, Keely, Rickles, Tyler, Miloni. I still remember that one time an episode was ended to "record minecraft with someone", that's the hardest time I've been gas lighten ever, and by a channel I support no less. overall good episode, solid 10/10

[@Tonjit41]

Congrats!

[@grey8478]

we never lost zombie also don't forget mike

[@grandangus5285]

Master DK is zombie bro they’re just shy

[@AltF-io3dy]

Wait we lost Keely?

[@shaanrashadsaifullah2255]

Zombie is a permanent member, he just doesn't talk very much.

[@MasterPojoway]

if cpu could input stickers, even if it were mods, that’d be the most menacing thing ever

[@gunnadahun]

Statistically it’s not the most obnoxious episode yet because last time jo and dash had around 900 each

[@MasterPojoway]

the fact the jacob was one leaf away from getting the same score as a TAS amazes me

[@rotemzoe]

i once lost to an easy cpu cuz he swapped stars and coins with the master cpu on the last turn with chance time :)

[@rat9677]

That’s a miss

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

miss 😔😔😔

[@aeroson3889]

That's a hit

[@Underworlder5]

chance time: both the best and worst feature in mario party

[@boredmagala5701]

I think we need more sticker spamming: we need a superstars tool assisted run of the highest possible sticker count in a game

[@coldsobanoodle7407]

Dash being a guest on this channel is a hit.

[@deltastudios6632]

I was just watching the "We found the strongest CPU in gaming history" video, and you release this. Well, guess it's Monke Sunday.

[@rytheyan9064]

Its mario party Sunday

[@HustlingCentral]

Monkey sunday lollll

[@merchantziro4285]

M O N K E

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

Jacob always advocates for ganging up on DK but he's the one who keeps winning...wonder when Dash and Joe will realize he's been gaslighting them 🤔

[@pichujiggs153]

Gaslighting isn’t a real thing

[@elliotw.888]

yeah man lowkey waiting for the game where Jacob loses and dk wins

[@lazyryan3766]

Look at some previous games. When there's a lot of skill minigames, master dk tends to dominate.

[@abbacuspotter9232]

Jacob wins for two reasons: Dash has the worst luck of any dice game player ever, and Jo rarely ever violates his mashing principle

[@Auromious]

The fact that Jo can just mash as the game plays out makes this the perfect game for him

[@crockoclock7771]

Master DK is back. I now have a reason to watch Alpharad Deluxe

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

I hope the training arc was effective. He'd have to have his next training arc in a beach episode for extra power gain.

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Bruh huh

[@benilator1811]

Jo has capped, reached his potential even, Hit!

[@lilchromie]

If this entire channel becomes a Mario party channel I would be okay with that. I daresay it would even be a hit.

[@arancini1837]

whaaaat?

[@Tonjit41]

Congrats!

[@gamecrusader6768]

Good Game!

[@blarg2429]

@@arancini1837 *yoshi ahegao*

[@adamrees7822]

Altrive:” how are they breathing in space?” Jo: “Sonic can already breath in space.”

[@jaiye_]

I think the audio is desynced by like less than a second, but I only noticed it 36 minutes in when Jacob says he got a warp block before it appears. Point being, this is my favorite podcast with unrelated gameplay behind it.

[@gavinyoung2659]

nah he just read it off of the toad text. Congrats!

[@jaiye_]

@@gavinyoung2659 thanks for sharing

[@hookedonfriendship1372]

Dude I love them playing Mario party it’s my favorite thing to watch in my down time I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH. Especially the interplay between joe and altrive.

[@abyssalnothingness]

*Jo joestar

[@arcaflame9456]

thta's a hit

[@MasterPojoway]

its wild that dash is still considered a guest when i dont think i’ve watched an alpharad deluxe video without him for months (not complaining, if anything, i love it, because altrive = amazing)

[@ikirbeeburgr]

You know what Shrek, this comment is a Hit

[@ScaredJade]

Im p sure that him being a guest is just a bit but idk

[@CB_Hyperz88]

Altrive is a hit!

[@superwooper5210]

Look at the channel banner

[@ikirbeeburgr]

@@superwooper5210 NO WAY they Added Dash to the Banner?! You know what, That’s a hit.

[@the_exxtra1425]

You are so influential! I love how you changed my vocabulary forever by making me observe the world only in "hits" and "misses"

[@gashadokuro_]

YOOOOOOO, MASTER DK! THAT'S A HIT

[@ietonewowoi3053]

I like how they freak out over every single skeleton key, and I still can’t tell if it’s just then shitting on how useless they are, or if they genuinely matter

[@LinkDawnbringer]

I certainly don't think they hate each other, I think they're pretty good friends. That said, I DO think that on the wrong day Jo's way of playing Mario party stresses Alpha out like crazy

[@overpoweringgarbage852]

The day Altrive wins a game of Mario party is the day Alpharad rows a 1-1-1 triple dice

[@chillin5703]

Technically... this wasn't far off

[@micahvisser3772]

I am loving this series. Definitely my favorite of your content games. Also, sticker spam is great, keep it up.

[@Silink12]

I like how alpha who wins almost every game fear mongers against the ai which has won once.

[@trickynick9139]

Dash has singlehandedly altered my sense of humor. For better or for worse. Even if he is just a guest, I hope he stays for quite a while longer because his chemistry with Jo and Jacob is phenomenal

[@AwesmFilms]

I had a dream last night that these three started a new bit where they started calling every Mario Party mini game “Tekken 4” It’s one thing to influence somebody’s sense of humor but it is an entirely different thing to influence what they dream about.

[@GutsyViceroy]

They do say that life imitates art

[@letterEsu]

Leaf transition is the only thing I watch for this channel

[@budkosin326]

Alpharads dignity for this game “yeah I’m the money guy”

[@ElariaFlori]

Hey Jacob I'd like to let you know of a super stupid bit you could do on Yoshi's Island map. The twomps can just be bought off for like 150 coins, and if you can trap all your opponents on one the right side of the map, you can make it so that they can never leave.

[@peregrinehawk8363]

It's funny how they team on dk while alpharad's being the sweatiest player alive.

[@mry5993]

I'm really going through a hard time rn, and I'm really glad there's some Alpharad Deluxe to brighten my thoughts. This comment isn't some clout chasing, I'm genuinely grateful to Jacob, Jo and Dash. Thank you.

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

Same here

[@AltoYuku]

Miss!

[@heinrichmetzger4185]

I am shocked they remembered to add a leaf transition. Insane progress for the continuity of Alpharad Deluxe

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Time stamp?

[@HoshiArt]

I don't know what this channel has done to my sense of humor, but anyone just deadpan saying "Luigi." is peak comedy.

[@squiddler7731]

Fun fact: there's a 1 in 43,100 chance that one of the four players rolls a 1 for ten turns in a row, trapping everyone in purgatory on this map

[@squiddler7731]

_Recent events have made me realize that it is far easier to end up in an endless loop than I thought_

[@fugyfruit]

Can't wait for the 34 minute episode that ends with skeleton key

[@ponchoman6277]

The only way you can know for sure that the skeleton key is useless is to see just how hype they get over it

[@Zum1UDontNo]

I feel like every time someone gets a star, they should be able to counterpick a sticker and then nobody is able to use that sticker for the rest of the game. I'm aware this would make everything worse

[@frederikgjernrosenberg868]

I like that ;

[@willow3790]

i'm gonna keep it 100% with you all the biggest reason i watch this stuff is because of the stickers you guys have shaped my humor and you should be ashamed my family wont play mario party anymore after i ruined the economy on the yoshi stage and you know what that's a miss

[@icecontrol1]

8:14 Got really close to the maximum which is 180 yd, when getting there you are atop a golden leaf

[@risingtoastcheesecake4730]

Spamming stickers is always a hit. If I don't here Bowser growling all the time, it's the wrong game and I might as well watch something else

[@kevinhernadez4237]

This will never beat the 19 turn game Altrive streamed where they exclusively stayed on one side of the map with no stars lmao

[@jacksonmilligan8525]

The TAS speedrun for leaf leap is 180 yds. Alpharad got 174 yds. Alpharad is master DK, HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS.

[@lloydo.d.5027]

Most of the comments are "That's a hit" or "That's a miss". And you know what? That's a hit.

[@mc_zackb]

I guarantee that literally everyone is rooting for Master DK. That’s a Hit.

[@godoftomatos881]

No

[@mc_zackb]

@@godoftomatos881 That's a miss

[@spynix0718]

Always rooting for Dash. He is just a hit.

[@mc_zackb]

True

[@ElisabethPoland]

I always root for Dash 'cause I love an underdog

[@snappy8666]

why did he run into that pk flash

[@jokirb2739]

Jacob hit 174 yards in Leaf Leap. In the TAS for the original, the highest you can get is 180. Jacob very well could've hit the world record for that minigame, or at least got close if he didn't

[@lemonnitrate3050]

I literally don’t think there was a moment where jo wasn’t spamming stickers when given the opportunity

[@AidanS99]

I literally had a cpu that used the chomp call twice. Both times the star moved to one space in front of him.

[@char1194]

It genuinely broke my heart when Jo went left...

[@parkerjowers7097]

26:30 Alpharad and Joe's minds continue to become one in the same as they choose the same stickers without realizing

[@BZZC4S]

i feel like dash doesnt talk that much but when he does its fucking hilarious.

[@Bieks1]

Your mileage may vary

[@Ausholliday15]

I love how Jacob always ultimately wins. Such a hit

[@lucasgallardo5678]

I cant believe im geniunly dissapointed they didnt get stuck in the beggining for the entire match, what did this channel do to me?

[@vaclavkaras3210]

Hearing the Congrats! sticker every second is honestly very funny and a Hit!

[@Rious23]

I accidentally hit "m" and muted the video and thought it was a bit for like 5 minutes-

[@riore4421]

deadass tho what if there was a mod to make a skeleton key exodia that required you to get a key from the shop, an item minigame, and an item bag

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

its possible but everyone playing would need a custom switch that's been modded

[@Gamemaster13000]

Now we need an episode where everyone has 999 stickers spammed.

[@FrostReach66]

Master CPU’s are absolute monsters in this game… glad to finally have some challenging CPU’s!

[@knucklesdontchuckle]

Wish my entire view of the screen was obstructed by their stickers; too bad that it’s not :(

[@Jtheg00d]

An online game of peach’s birthday cake I was playing ended in a soft lock on the dizzy record mini game. I jumped on the wario when time was up, causing him not to be able to jump on the record for the results, making him run into the side of the record. Forever. I was winning, too

[@Codename_Crow]

I forgot altrive is a guest i literally thought he was a member at this point

[@brittoncominoli5348]

29:00 Quote by jacob: "I can't see an astronaut without thinking about among us" This is a depressing thought lmao

[@jadas1483]

Altrive's been on here so often recently that I kinda forgot he is a guest

[@AnticlimacticPangolin]

Jacob gaslights them so hard.

[@naygoats955]

The other day I was playing on horror land with my friends and it was turn 13 of a 15 turn game and everyone had like 150 coins and I used a custom dice block to land in the same spot as someone else to duel them bet all 157 coins and won then proceeded to get king boo twice needless to say I won

[@pinpuff6457]

That’s a hit

[@Shrow88]

I don't even notice all the sticker spam anymore, it's just part of the normal gameplay now.

[@wetbones]

spamming stickers is my favorite part

[@samlarson9120]

Hit!

[@Gojirius]

Hit!

[@Ryan-zg4qs]

personally i think the sticker optimization bit was hilarious

[@Salem_Noir]

Master DK is a hit

[@Theplatzguy]

Okay I really wish they uploaded this video before the Yoshi episode just so everyone would be like “wtf are they talking about?”

[@gingy8825]

This is a hit

[@amaranth7596]

It feels weird going from Smash where you guys talk about everything but the game to mario party where you actually talk about the game

[@reagansido5823]

I was honestly surprised that the coin beam still took all coins. after seeing things like Bowser minigame only take 10 coins, I thought it was gonna get toned down.

[@FFKonoko]

Nah. The economy is busted for a reason

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

When the episode has Master DK: That's a hit

[@Scallywaggg52]

Welcome to the bald podcast

[@sdthestd1465]

Dude spaming stickers is a huge giga Chad move

[@digitalgamer457]

Jacob lying about people hating on them spamming stickers? that's a Toadette crying sticker right there.

[@FinleyBenton-t2r]

anytime joe is actually trying and it's his turn I'm so afraid of him messing up

[@thijmen2341]

Hit!

[@darkstar2682]

“What consistency do you thing donkey Kong is?” (All 3) “HARD.”

[@andrlop6772]

any time you call altrive "a guest" i get so scared that he'll eventually leave the channel

[@12karat]

I could watch these guys spam stickers for 10 hours on end (which I pretty much have) and still enjoy it

[@veylyn1011]

Hello josniffy, I would like to inform you of a mistake you made in the episode “stage builder was a mistake”. You claimed that wooper is not on poke floats. This is false. As evidenced by ssbwiki, wooper “quickly rises from the bottom-left corner to the middle of the screen, then moves to the right part of the screen. After venusaur appears it moves to the left, then it floats above venusaur and seel until it disappears on the top-right corner of the screen.” I expect an apology shortly

[@PewPew_McPewster]

Sorry...

[@hudsontreaty00]

The sticker spam is one of my favourite bits from this series.

[@finnhargadon6054]

If you have a guest just kick Dash off, replace him with the guest, and keep Master DK

[@pichujiggs153]

Just play Mario party 10 since you can have 5 players in a game in that one

[@JonahKolmel]

“Yoooooo” That’s a hit