Spongebob with a Gun

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[@docplays6508]

“What am I?” “Texas?” “No, a narc” That honestly killed me

[@dragonfist6401]

Texas smash?

[@dabi3736]

Narc smash

[@NuclearAngel570]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

[@Savage-pn8qm]

Same XD

[@tTtan639]

We're gonna do what we do in Texas

[@ValueNetwork]

I can’t believe they not only did the “Squidward red mist” creepypasta, but had it be explained as a overdose on ketamine

[@Hose_10]

1. An* 2. Yes

[@LethalAether]

Squidward didn't kill himself!

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

You mean Squidward’s Suicide?

[@Hose_10]

@@steamtasticvagabond474 they’re the same thing

[@Snowriander]

@@LethalAether He was about to tho, he has the gun on his bed right next to him. Spongebob was just faster

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

"Is he going to walk into the ocean and drown himself?" Asked the man looking at a fish

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

Well most fish can’t survive in a brine lake, which is what the bikini bottom equivalent of water is. So yeah… technically Jacob could’ve been right about that.

[@bcndooz3294]

ok but my question is how is there an ocean in the ocean?

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

@@bcndooz3294 it’s most likely just a giant brine lake.

[@Edgeperor]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Spongebob almost drowned in one episode

[@evanedwards4598]

"Isnt that the old folks home" "Not for long" I'm cackling dude

[@arjunsharma7802]

"Sonic strapped with an M16." so, Shadow the hedgehog?

[@Rockman9830]

Yes

[@shadowsnake5133]

But fps and everyone has a gun...

[@phantomnite]

But actually good

[@plestern08]

"Isn't that the old person's home?" "Well, not for long." *It's becoming a funeral home*

[@Gracovitz]

r/CursedComments lol

[@PoorPescado]

@@Gracovitz r/ihavereddit

[@Eripmavs_D_Yraid]

@@PoorPescado r/thisisasubredditforpeoplewhosayr/ihaveredditforseeingsomeonementionasubreddit

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"There is no easy way to transition from that game to a sponser" *challenge accepted* You know, unlike me, those fish had some serious aim to hit me behind a rock! I bet they used SkillShare to 'get gud.' (sponser segment officially starts here)

[@Domestic_Abuse]

@Jaime Monzon Bautista wow, that comment was pretty smart, I bet you used SkillShares "how to be smart" guide *insert sponsor part*

[@StarChargerStudios]

@@Domestic_Abuse wow, this bit is really funny, I bet you would have had to learn comedy for years... or USE CODE ALPHARAD TO LEARN COMEDY ON SKILLSHARE IN JUST A SHORT COURSE!

[@__alexn__3548]

Bruh 69 lololollololol

[@TextualDeviant]

Now on Skillshare, learn how to install a hack client!

[@susamogus8331]

"dang sucks to be out of ammo before you kill someone huh? Well if only I had skillshare to learn how to count the shots, oh wait, I do"

[@sonzillamariocraft]

"I think that's a bad ending world record..." *"LETS GO!"*

[@ghostspider]

kfad2 pfp pog

[@ST4LE33]

Wrong! I hold that record of getting the bad ending in under 0.3 seconds.

[@marionic6600]

I like how the only enemies are Larry and his cronies and Mr. Krabs’ true form.

[@KillerlinkAwesome]

Maybe, we were the real enemies?

[@finnconnelly9983]

The real enemies were the friends along the way.

[@pinnedcomment895]

@@finnconnelly9983 the friends we killed along the way...

[@_-Lx-_]

And MrK's true form is *the GIANT enemy **_CRAB_* -*beatboxspongebobtheme.mp3

[@nokotaco1644]

The real enemies were the enemies we made along the way.

[@QyfieK]

This brings a whole new meaning to Spongebob: Sponge on the run.

[@cheesybeanburrito411]

True

[@someone-im9db]

Lol

[@richie404]

Lmao

[@chasethemaster3440]

Ha

[@yahirsanchez-silva2127]

@UCy4dTDrDciaKtxfMPPu2AcQ shut up

[@novikovPrinciple]

"ketamine debt" Alpharad, if you didn't know yet, there's a game called "Mister Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine", and the speedruns for it are absolutely bonkers.

[@dailinelily]

Botto again? I can't even read Japanese.

[@KOOMER567]

@Tito Rosalim ?

[@GoldSeishin]

It's a bot no no site, don't click it

[@aynohalopesdealmeida9932]

And a secule, when you comit tax evasion (Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)

[@n0dash18]

“Spongebob... died in a drug bust...” I love how hurt he sounded when he said that. I feel like our childhoods died a little in that drug bust too.

[@Pk-ee5dq]

"Hes getting rid of the body" We look foward to your future

[@shuhaname9791]

No evidence, no crime.

[@42asdfqwerty]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRE!!

[@robertogaleano3152]

We will watch your career with great interest

[@UIDarkness]

@@shuhaname9791 EXCACTLY

[@Pk-ee5dq]

@Huge breasts ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ 😱😱😱OMG NO WAY HOLD ON YOU WANT MY HAND? TO BAD BOTH HANDS NEEDED FOR GAMING(ironic voice btw)

[@LoneOtaku158]

"It's only a matter of time before Sonic is strapped with an M16." I do believe fan-favourite character Shadow the Hedgehog has already beaten him in THAT race.

[@windebiesteultima3317]

“Where’s that DAMN fourth chaos emerald??”

[@n0dash18]

“THIS IS WHO I AM!”

[@blazarre7251]

REALLY, TWO BOTS

[@alejandrosoto7736]

Well, it could be worse... I've seen comment sections with four bots It wasn't pretty

[@goosegoose8345]

@@blazarre7251 who are bots

[@thecharmingone3931]

Knowing Squidward’s Suicide, Spongebob killing him was a mercy.

[@bgone912]

KZbin: Yeah, this game is *Spongebob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated*

[@Mister-Mickey]

Lol ikr

[@zaydhusain1395]

The critically acclaimed sequel everyone asked for, but nobody wanted

[@AxxLAfriku]

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nin

[@BigManBrad678]

@@AxxLAfriku ok, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away, so remember, share, share, share. And trolls, don’t get blocked!

[@Fizz-Q]

@@AxxLAfriku I STRONGLY DISAGREE you have less than 3 million

[@TheOnlyGokuMain]

@@AxxLAfriku go get a life

[@ddl3718]

@@AxxLAfriku you really do like self promoting. You copy and paste it as well.

[@Radiator_07]

“For his neutral special he wields a gun” The most obvious comment anyone could do

[@anthonylogan8587]

First that's the most obvious

[@bananaman8939]

Ima like it anyways

[@SomeRandomWWW.comUser]

Is everyone gonna have a neutral special like that?

[@dynamitecopter8899]

When you are the 69th like 😎😎😎

[@cafecs3888]

Yes

[@sirthanksalot97]

*observatory theme from Majora's Mask plays* "Isn't this the end of Skyward Sword?" "Yes"

[@07Nightmarez]

thank you at least someone recognized

[@foofythegoofy4211]

Finally, someone spoke up.

[@whyhades]

"these guns are authentic" "so is yours" made me spit out my water holy fuck man

[@eddie3082]

Suddenly, squidward became a lot nicer

[@shuhaname9791]

"Don't come to the krusty crab tomorrow"

[@BusinessRat0]

he’s dead

[@Radiator_07]

@@BusinessRat0 R/Wooosh

[@puneetkaranth6133]

I made a Squidward Mii gunner. It’s not very toxic either, so your statement stands correct.

[@hildahilda9468]

@@Radiator_07 shut up

[@alexwright5419]

"Patrick that's a gun." "Yes"

[@shuhaname9791]

That's pretty *Jarring*

[@Blasterpaster]

patrick came to the realization and hes tired of everyones crap

[@sam4gaming135]

Woopsie that wasn't my clarinet

[@Aerial_Ace573]

4:50 that kid just saw SpongeBob kill a god.

[@TheTowmCircusClown]

Alpharad : Is literally playing spongebob with a mother for saken gun KZbin: Is this spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated?

[@Baglets]

Looks like its Spongebob's turn to play his clarinet solo

[@w1ndforc39]

e

[@fcg3215]

@@w1ndforc39 e

[@cafecs3888]

@@fcg3215 e

[@therealraichu9904]

piematioensd

[@AnActualBean9034]

W H O O P S I E S ! T H A T W A S N ‘ T M Y C L A R I N E T

[@CSDragon]

"Isn't that the old person's home" "Not for long" BRUH. I couldn't stop laughing but holy moly that's dark

[@shuhaname9791]

Just another day on the Alpharad channel.

[@Riku70X]

5:42 That was a real as fuck reaction to shooting bubble buddy unexpectedly.

[@jimothy7665]

‘if you go to the krusty krab and shoot the guy there, he’s gonna go “my leg”’ *MY LEG*

[@alexwu5163]

"Oh god what have we done..." "Wait you can loot him" Hands down best interaction ever

[@henrywisniewski7881]

Why is your profile pic Alpha? That's some shady shit

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

@@henrywisniewski7881 that’s showbiz baby

[@starthamewart7916]

“Isn’t that the old people’s home?” *_Well now it’s a morgue_*

[@xeclipse9598]

Alpha only fastforwarded about a day

[@bcndooz3294]

holy shit that's dark but really funny

[@personmcdudeguy]

i remember a "true" story about a nursing home company that wanted to branch out into the cemetart business. they planned on placing the cemetary right behind the nursing home... the city government that was really conservative and anti-regulations actually stepped up and stopped them from doing it because omg of course!!!

[@da_xbox360]

666th like

[@anxietywasfound7569]

Oliver Domke *I-*

[@PerlVeemo]

2:10 honestly, the drop of the music just killed me

[@w3mp732]

Like how spongeboy me bob killed squidward

[@jamessicard1705]

"Time is the only thing stopping me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16" Jacob... that already happened

[@Pixelcraftian]

Wasn't ready for this one, Alpha.

[@dominicramirez1202]

Who was? Let's be honest

[@tatelyon3954]

Ok checkmark

[@Nemelont]

I was ready for the guns and spongebob

[@Konkov]

Jar

[@themos9751]

in squidwards eyes... is that fucking among us?

[@jackiechan3262]

“Sonic strapped with an m16” i mean there was a whole game where shadow had hella guns so I wouldn’t be surprised

[@stevenbobbybills]

We already had Shadow with an MP5.

[@hessxpress]

@@stevenbobbybills What about an MP4? Or MP3?

[@isaiahlozano5301]

@@hessxpress I dunno, he wields a lot of things, one of them is a Katana, ( No seriously he really did use a katana ), but I'm not sure he wields any specific guns

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@hessxpress you want a laugh track with that?

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@isaiahlozano5301 the SMG is supposed to be a HK MP5, there's a higher resolution model of it in the infamous "pump action MP5" cutscene where he pumps the handguard instead of pulling the charging handle.

[@Ars-Nova258]

2:43 I can’t stand Patrick post 2004 movie, yet the echo made the moment feel as haunting as it was morbidly hilarious.

[@squid_cake]

2:21 how did Spongebob get blood on his hands by shooting a gun?

[@haunttoasty6626]

Because a bomb fell from a cave grown of the AR-15 of a Mason jar branch

[@juliantorres3495]

“I thought Ben was about to drown again” ALPHA YOU SON OF A

[@swimmerofage2148]

This game needs a song of healing

[@MrBaconboy54]

I kinda wanted him to loot Neptune. I wonder what everyone's loot is

[@thepizzatime3502]

You can download it for free in the description.

[@cloudly_cane1534]

Some are *Divorce papers *Striped sweater *Neptune's trident *Money *2 gold doubloons *Chum stick *Drivers licence *Eviction notice

[@Jack-wo4pl]

I got his trident

[@Gum_Witch]

6:33 As someone currently in Texas I am scared.

[@HorrificHGgames]

I love at the last seconds he shoots the snail and the question “did you really just shoot your own pet snail?” And the end credits right after, instead of saying “subscribe!” It says just yes 10:30

[@dnice2nice902]

“This is Naughty Dogs storytelling” Well yes but yes

[@pyrocinematics6649]

Okay but... is this TLOU 1 or 2 storytelling?

[@Lelmao33]

@@pyrocinematics6649 Spongebob didn't forgive Mr Krab in the end

[@fhmhere3139]

Imagine feeling guilty for murdering someone only because they had drip

[@Justcatc]

Relatable

[@jacobwo4133]

This says a lot about society

[@bcndooz3294]

@@Justcatc wait does that mean you murdered somebody?

[@Justcatc]

@@bcndooz3294 maybe 👀

[@Justcatc]

@TaxPro Bangalore ummm

[@phantmheartdxp1685]

“What’s stopping you from shooting him?” “my paycheck”

[@rowletsplanet]

You get my like

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

5:05 "Is he just, gonna walk over to the ocean and drown himself" He says as said NPC is a fish and already in the ocean

[@EnigmaEnginseer]

It happened in the show sooooo

[@ralphnguyen7698]

My favorite Spongebob arc was the one where he learned about the 2nd Amendment

[@derivedshrimp]

Not even a krabby patty could quench Spongebob’s thirst for revenge.

[@dmcmahondm]

3:39 "I ain't seen nothin'"

[@clickbait6646]

"time is the only thing stopping me from seeing sonic strapped with an M16" -Alpharad Mar 12, 2021

[@undercoft7756]

I don’t care if it’s “recycling content” or “not original” I need you to speed run this game

[@angelman906]

He did

[@undercoft7756]

@@angelman906 when, i need it

[@bryandenis2549]

Spongebob indeed has a gun, but Squidward's expression shows more pain than any weapon can inflict.

[@AlexionGame]

“I thought Ben was about to drown again” KILLED ME after Mario

[@A_Person9364]

Mr.Krabs basically told spongebob “execute order 66”

[@eddie3082]

“Mr. Crabs, Plankton won’t be bothering us again.”

[@GioVortex]

Alpharad: Plays sponge glock square pants KZbin: Yep seems like *SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom* to me

[@withervoid7436]

This is what happens after the show gets canceled and the Krusty Krab closes down.

[@thecrimsonguy]

“And for his Neutral Special he wields a GUN” can classify this video very well

[@michaelmcdonald2005]

8:26 What you see vs. what she sees.

[@melelades5495]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

[@jamescavaliere9641]

9:37 the rock

[@hool4051]

5:30 just realised he made a minecraft hurt sound

[@blaketheil]

Developer: What if next, we have Zelda with a gun? Zelda: Bullets of the wild.

[@ChronaGenos]

L I N K with a G U N

[@jadedshade3136]

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Gun

[@CoolPlayersVic]

The Glock of Time

[@mitchellfreeman967]

death of the wild

[@Joseph125]

Skyward Shotgun

[@Eggscramblercomms]

"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead with a gun!" -an actual deadass quote from Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005

[@velvetbutterfly]

From where?

[@axatu7716]

@@velvetbutterfly Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005.

[@Eggscramblercomms]

@@velvetbutterfly shadow the hedgehog, either the first stage or the highway chase

[@velvetbutterfly]

Pocket_Ghost Sonic The Hedgehog is from 2006 so I know it can't be that, so I'm wanting to know which game or comic you meant

[@Eggscramblercomms]

@@velvetbutterfly no, the game shadow the hedgehog. From 2005

[@designdestyn3665]

" there's got to be a secret in here" Finds skeleton

[@Delta_do_a_spin]

2:36 when you wake up and choose violence

[@davidefinzi8145]

8:30 "What you see vs what she sees"

[@verso6454]

Have you ever wondered... “What if Spongebob had a gun?”

[@StaticIsJustOkAtGames]

Yes.

[@gameandwatchpro6422]

E

[@GTSHProductions]

“Spongebob died in a drug bust” was the last thing I expected to hear today

[@dariusbrawl3759]

1:53 that actually references a mr krabs ketamine addiction game (i assume)

[@eggie2021]

“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16.”

[@ZK95004]

So...the Shadow the Hedgehog game where you can assassinate the president?

[@covex908]

Why did the jellyfish die like a runescape character.

[@ScottCastle]

LMAO

[@shadowwhistle606]

Why did I hear the runsescape death sound

[@axqrn]

1:40 that impression was immaculate

[@hiimarandomweebwithanezuko1317]

6:40 you really don’t I still have the scars

[@omar94747]

This is the true successor to Mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies.

[@petermarsella6537]

One way to cure an addiction

[@cy-bernet-ix]

For his neutral-special, he wields the most unoriginal joke.

[@The_Void_Constellation]

A *gun*

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@The_Void_Constellation no. *you*

[@The_Void_Constellation]

@@cy-bernet-ix maybe I am gun

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@The_Void_Constellation maybe the real gun was the friends we made along the way

[@chocrush1190]

forward airieal

[@reignchapman7276]

As soon as the lady started to clip through the wall the vid buffered at 7:50

[@IAmACommonPerson]

9:46 lol not skyward sword, the music is the Astral Observatory from Majora’s Mask...but points for saying a Legend of Zelda game

[@potatoman3219]

True

[@Womoisreal]

"patrick that's a bazooka" "Yes" "You need a jar-" *Exploding sound*

[@Liverator]

“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16” *Nobody tell him about the Shadow the Hedgehog game*

[@LassBisharp]

I honestly thought that Sponge Glock Square Pants was going to shoot himself at the end of the game.

[@halosky258]

It had that energy

[@evanlandis990]

2:25 squidward suicide to squidward murdered

[@Curly_Fryboi_134]

7:00 the best joke in the world

[@ironicugandan5826]

"Sonic strapped with a m16" It's called shadow the hedgehog.

[@cobaltprime9467]

3:23 severely underrated joke lmao

[@MikeNoob101]

Teacher: Final test The quiet kid: Final day Everyone in the classroom: 5:23

[@chezi34]

For everyone wanting a Sonic but with a gun game, it already exists. It’s called Shadow the Hedgehog

[@nintendope8837]

Mr krabs overdose on ketamine is gone forever now..

[@nintendope8837]

Crap just remembered the word I ment to say...cancelled

[@jackofclubs6229]

0:47 that jellyfish just fell to its knees, dropped onto its hands, and then collapsed. He died so dramatically.

[@dmcmahondm]

0:20 too late this guy already went back in time and made Shadow the Hedgehog

[@user-po1bd9qq5x]

"Time is the only thing preventing me seeing sonic strapped with a M16"

[@WolfishMule]

I don’t like how well animated this is.

[@Littlewarrior0106]

9:51 I alone to the Krusty Crab! Then I walk back home from *Krusty Crab* !!!

[@Yes-TheRealOne]

"Thieving Bilge rat" And a danger ping sound... 2 LoL references within 3 seconds of each other? Never thought I'd see it Alpha. 5:58

[@jstar3382]

There are 0 LoL references

[@antman5975]

I died at "is this what our parents thought gta was?"

[@NoeArauz]

"What am I?" "Texas?" "No, a 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰"

[@JMotion]

I feel like we're one viral video away from these games making the nightly news at this point. The mission objectives in this are actually wild.

[@dragonmb7]

“Hey Spongebob. Is a gun an instrument?”

[@MarshallXeno]

8:40 "YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"

[@tyler9039]

I'll give it a week before he can beat it in like 10 minutes

[@forkgodsdescendant2503]

I couldn't hold in my laughter when i heard what I think was the sound of Patrick's soul leaving his body as he ragdolls onto the floor.

[@RadioballZ129]

Sonic strapped with a gun is already real. Shadow the hedgehog.