Super Mario 64 as a First Person Shooter

Super Mario 64 has always been a near perfect game...
Luckily, the game just required a rocket launcher to fix it up.
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Intro Peach VA
➤ JINKLES: / lovejinkles
Miscellaneous GFX
➤ CRYSTEL: / crystei
Outro Animation
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Outro Music
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➤ Halo Theme: • Halo Theme Song Original
➤ Final Hours: • Majora's Mask - Final ...
➤ Home - We're Finally Landing: • Home - We're Finally L...

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"It's a me!"_ *_"Run."_*

[@kieranmcginley1262]

"Geniva convention? More like Geniva suggestion!" -prob mario

[@Mr.Bababooey]

"Game over!" *gunshot sound*

[@insanityleech]

Pixalcraft is everywhere

[@dossarys88]

@@kieranmcginley1262 hello......

[@Marlee_Goat]

*W A H O O !*

[@michaelmorgia1064]

Mostly everyone in the vid: haha Mario has a gun Adriana: you can not hide your sins, I know what you did, but more importantly, the world, will soon know of your misdeeds. You may laugh now, you may strike me down, but one day soon, they will know, what you did to Monty Mole.

[@samuelanderson1672]

mr krabs

[@blazingfrypan415]

Someone had to say it this is revenge for mario party (Jacob remembered that)

[@michaelmorgia1064]

@@blazingfrypan415 Monty Mole had it coming for what he did to Shy Guy

[@samuelanderson1672]

@@michaelmorgia1064 mr krabs

[@Greg-ix4nu]

@@samuelanderson1672 good comment.

[@scrawnytony3174]

Coming Soon: The Legend of Zelda: Glockarina of Time

[@shadowwhistle606]

Y E S

[@cidredwood6170]

@@dekasandipermana8403 Couldn't even spell Dating right

[@ryanwest6163]

Majora’s M16

[@ShanRoulette2024]

@@dekasandipermana8403AHAH

[@an_annoying_cat]

pretty sure this comment is stolen

[@realausome]

6:54 I love how quickly he knows to snipe Klepto.

[@user-mr2cx8yd7v]

@luz de luna i agree

[@obscure_genesis]

@luz de luna that's pretty controversial

[@ilvijagutmane]

@luz de luna NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jjwesker1061]

RIP KLEPTO: 1996-2021 Died a Sudden, Funny, and Horrible Death by Mario with Koopa the Quickscoper’s Sniper Rifle. He will not be remembered. 🤣

[@John_Smith.]

Nothing to do with knowing. Everything to do with _fuck_ _that_ _bird_

[@mcnugget4227]

13:11 "Editor's note: FUCK!" Never related more

[@johntheechidna1050]

I need the time stamp. I forgot

[@shootingstardragon7764]

@@johntheechidna1050 13:11 you're welcome

[@ilvijagutmane]

13:12

[@pokedude720]

I see Mario is honing his Neutral Special.

[@pokey9892]

True

[@Alibaba-id1cs]

Joker really taught Mario the way to use his Neutral Special

[@arbetor12]

Well he's master his forward aerial so might as well perfect everything else

[@MFernando_252]

Ah, he beat me too it.

[@K2CotC0807]

For his neutral special he wields a GUN

[@tyler_bizarre3552]

6:56 I love how it immediately cuts to the power star after the bird dies cuz it doesn't show the bird die but you know it happens and I find that so funny

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

you know what i realized as well? you can still see the bird flying after it dies. that's just hilarious.

[@Rytonic69]

10:50 "Boutta read out his social security like a prophet." Oh God, I needed that laugh. Actually crying rn

[@derekq8790]

I love how Alpha’s friends just immediately accept that he’s playing Mario with a gun when they join the call

[@Pikana]

Dude, it's Jacob. I'd be surprised if it wasn't that.

[@thecharmingone3931]

Let’s be honest. It’s not the craziest Mario-related thing he did.

[@spongebobfan78]

I like how the first thing Adriana saw when joining was Jacob shooting someone

[@WolfXGamerful]

the same group which agreed to play a bitcoin mining version of among us

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

@@thecharmingone3931 What, in your opinion, is?

[@joshuamercer7572]

Bowser: dies Goomba: *“Kill Mode Activated“*

[@ballisticboo7808]

"My name is Goomba. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[@bwoeYT]

Rogue Japanese soldiers continue fighting after the Emperor's surrender (1945, colourised)

[@instantpurple1282]

The boss theme has lyrics now*

[@dogeofdelusion]

@@bwoeYT breh

[@dogeofdelusion]

@@bwoeYT TACTICAL NUKE ACTIVATED

[@themainadog3866]

6:55 I don’t think I’ve ever heard alpharad laugh harder than when he sniped the eagle omg lmfaooo

[@superknuten3845]

It’s a vulture, but yeah

[@Speckadactyl]

I love how this masterpiece was created in a month and Yandere sim is creeping up on the 7 year mark

[@24kFamesofToast]

YANDERE SIM IS 7 YEARS OLD wait am i thinking of the one where you are a narcasist killer highschool girl

[@eldritchomen]

​@@24kFamesofToast 9-10 years now actually And yes the one made by the creepazoid about an emotionless girl killing rivals and doing nsfw shit in a hs

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

6:57 that's probably the most guttural laugh I've heard come out of Jacob. Cripes

[@thepurpleshard]

KKKHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA- KKHEEEEHHEEHHEEHHEHE

[@JJ_Rayd]

BIRD SEASON

[@AcidSlashDX]

[@HopCatSmash]

the summoning salt music! this is the future of speedruns

[@floriangraf3105]

Came in the Comments for this!

[@Pin-dy3im]

Is zero star possible? Probably tbh

[@cenfer9962]

I forgot the Underdogs knew Alpha

[@ERA006]

Hi Hopcat!

[@kestrel7493]

I would actually love a speedrunning scene for this game, has fast somewhat floaty movement and run and gun mechanics like doom but with a world and glitches of sm64: perfect speedrun

[@officialgeneral_soldiernat5717]

“Editor’s note: Fuck”

[@DynamicGamesYT3]

Can you timestamp it

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

@@DynamicGamesYT3 13:11

[@ArenosArcade]

I've been looking for someone to joke about this

[@adabillleon8749]

@@aritarita8195 it’s a scam they got hacked

[@redbelladonna668]

Fun fact, at 12:12, the little town that’s seen IS from the Legend of Zelda. It was just reused for this specific level in Mario 64

[@samueld8413]

“Eh Luigi, I like-a you. Don’t go to Bob-omb Battlefield tomorrow.” -Super Mario

[@AxxLAfriku]

SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear sam

[@danielarputharaj9918]

@@AxxLAfriku please do shut up, for everyone's sake

[@beanheadlmao]

@@AxxLAfriku for god's sake i've seen you in too many comment sections self promoting just stop

[@samueld8413]

@@AxxLAfriku listen, buddy, I’m gonna level with you. If you want to be a successful KZbinr, this ain’t the way to do it. Get some good content, change your style, cool it with the weird shit, and for everyone’s sake, STOP SELF PROMOTING! If you make good content, you won’t need to.

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

@@AxxLAfriku you're in every comment section and i just tune you out lmao

[@diobrando1770]

The best part of this vid is that alpha just shoots everything, he doesn’t pick favorites if it can be shot it will be shot

[@optix1804]

no mercy

[@assordante2205]

You would say that, Dio. You are pure evil, after all.

[@ayat991234]

Correction he shot Monty Mole in front of Adriana

[@justsmallyt985]

you thought it was Dio, BUT IT WAS ME, *ORIGINAL COMMENT*

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

DIOOOOOOOOO

[@josiahball7799]

When you're just strollin' through the castle and you hear: _I am the big pianta._

[@thegamerator10]

19:47 Eventually, Mario stopped thinking.

[@ghostguyhiisdumb5528]

Am I the only one who found Peach’s letter excessively funny

[@happycamper7265]

Everyone who liked this comment agreed.

[@happycamper7265]

Including me.

[@koren4685]

I didnt understand it is it an innuendo

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@koren4685 yes

[@vanilla.ice28]

It’s hilarious

[@SliverSaurus]

'Buzz look an alien!' 'Where!?' 6:57

[@hubdub1130]

Completely underrated comment

[@obscure_genesis]

6:58 is a closer timestamp, and also this comment is excellent

[@dfquartzidn6151]

14:53 I love this so much! I wished there was a section like this in the original game.

[@twotonecloudboxing1471]

Would be kinda cool but I can’t tell if they added the music themselves or if it was already there since it plays again later. And if they did add it themselves I’ve never heard that track before so I wonder how they found it

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@twotonecloudboxing1471 Oh that song was added in. It’s the River Twygz bed theme from Super Paper Mario. Edit: I don’t know wether Alpharad added that in or MixMorris (the creator) added it in, lmao.

[@dragonheart81vids]

the DS version has a similar room, but not quite so spooky

[@iamrich4564]

Why does it exist

[@waffle6454]

Fun Fact: Nintendo actually planed to give Mario a gun on the nes, but it was removed to make it more family friendly. If they kept the guns, this is probably what Mario 64 would have looked like

[@ZodiacKriller]

i cannot tell if this is a shitpost or not

[@lwfawn]

source?

[@ZodiacKriller]

@@lwfawn he made it the fuck up

[@WillytheTerryMain]

"I'm-a so sorry, a-little one. Pasta la vista." -super mario

[@plipplopproductions4347]

How did you comment this 2 days ago?

[@DrizzyEddie]

Damn I see you with that badge

[@brancicle2579]

members get videos early

[@DrizzyEddie]

@@plipplopproductions4347 he’s a member

[@blastiose6822]

They may have seen the video early because they're a member.

[@yoshster358]

"After Ben finished drowning" I feel like this was so underappreciated

[@yoshster358]

12:37

[@spritecan2254]

Yeah I noticed that too

[@ZeroX7649]

Yes, yes it was. Alpharad sometimes has gold level material.

[@Kathrynerius]

@@c.a.m.productions8585 Blah blah must be so fun at parties.

[@envy9262]

Yeah I died laughing 😂

[@dominicbonogofski]

8:59 it gets even worse. You can just straight up jump through the fencing there. It doesn't exist. It's a one-sided wall.

[@TheJcjonesacp]

10:18 the legendary big Pianta!!! I died with the halo theme.

[@Bfams]

I haven’t even scrolled yet and I already see 3 comments saying “For his neutral special he wields a gun”

[@shootingstardragon7764]

For his neutral special...

[@abyssal_cruasder1186]

he wields a gun

[@Dabloomfume]

*pow*

[@hazzesanimations8212]

SAY GOODBYE

[@tysonfontanez]

funny smash bros reference

[@r3dskillz]

Alpharad: (Shoots Monty Mole) “Adriana will remember that”

[@happycamper7265]

U earned all those likes.

[@r3dskillz]

@@happycamper7265 thank you

[@GMKGoji01]

16:08 I'm gonna be honest, I've never heard Alpharad laugh this hard before since he Falcon Punch'd a certain someone through a fountain. BUT! Can he rocket jump?

[@EktoAnim]

I think that was altrive

[@dogyX3]

Imagine you just joined the call and that's the first thing you see 😂

[@bruhmementos6518]

Game developers: We put lava as to where you cannot pass through Alpharad: Oh no! Anyway.

[@Jamaimz]

“Violent games don’t make violent people but it’s been 5 seconds and I’m already craving blood” -Alpharad 2021 I couldn’t relate more

[@happycamper7265]

He has a gun for Pete’s sake!

[@happycamper7265]

(Metaphorically speaking)

[@Jamaimz]

@@happycamper7265 i was to lazy to put that part in. and in my opinion its very wrong

[@Marco-The-Grey]

Doesn't everyone?

[@shadowwhistle606]

Rip and tear

[@TriforceZard]

“Patrick that’s a gun” “Yes”

[@thepizzatime3502]

“Patrick that’s a ROOOCKET LAUNCHER” “Yes”

[@thepriestgodneverpayed]

" *Shigeru thats an M16* " *DIE GOOMBA*

[@asilva5021]

"Patrick that's an AC-130"

[@MasterMarx]

"Patrick that's a subscribe button to Alpharad" "Yes"

[@thepriestgodneverpayed]

@@MasterMarx He shouldn't warn him to do it. You should really subscribe to Alpharad people.

[@zaep2791]

"...or you'll never jump off these walls again." The line that snapped me in two.

[@crimsonwarrior3500]

16:02 hearing altrive laugh like this is so funny idk why

[@ocarinaplaya]

Adriana is like the little sister the big brothers like to mess with.

[@DizzleGamerViewer]

@ocarinaplaya I know...and it’s hilarious 😆

[@Marqrk]

Funniest part is after she joined I was thinking “Good thing she was away for HMC so she didn’t have to see Monty Mole Abuse” and then...well...

[@pitchen]

Probably helps that she puts on that weird baby voice

[@spillburg6916]

@@pitchen Who sent all these *B A B I E S* to fight me?!

[@Poppipower]

I don’t know what’s funnier: sad Adriana or happy Altrive

[@playerdreamer181]

I love how all the homies started joining the call when they noticed that jacob was in for like, 3 hours

[@skylargoo477]

“This looks like a power point presentation” This game must be made by the same person who made the Mario anniversary game title screen

[@collinutley4692]

16:10 me too Koppa the Quickshot, me too...

[@oops3798]

"You can't shoot the penguins, can you?" *Awkward silence as Alpharad tries to neglect his sins*

[@lisahealey9653]

*Alpharad remembered his days in veitnam

[@connorscott-mcaliley2347]

*Alpha felt his sins crawling on his back.*

[@terminalyt9979]

Lol

[@KNGRVR]

Your sexuality is your personality so you're boring.

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

17:18

[@trumangraham2602]

This game is somehow incredibly high effort and at the same time low quality.

[@obscure_genesis]

Roblox:

[@DrUnfunny]

@@obscure_genesis No, no, it's very low quality

[@Tyranitar.]

@@DrUnfunny except for: every game made by rolve every game made by polyhex BSS clone tycoon 2 somehow and a few others i can't think of currently.

[@rubyrules2]

@@Tyranitar. like 2 other tycoons. And World Zero

[@Tyranitar.]

@@rubyrules2 funny enough islands and every other game made by the creator of clone tycoon 2 as well.

[@gailpalmer1951]

4:34 Alpharad: haha. Pengwen: *random music plays*

[@josephjoestar953]

18:43 Nice Shot!

[@skillshare385]

That opening needed no damn commentary.

[@miguelpelia2396]

Imagine if Adriana was there for the penguin bit

[@JohnPerry27]

I actually wish they weny back to show her they could shoot the penguin and the vulture.

[@sotto0331]

@@JohnPerry27 They actually did

[@JohnPerry27]

@@sotto0331 When, is there a full video somewhere else?

[@justavulpixlol]

@PUTRA 03 bot

[@AssassinIronMan]

@@justavulpixlol Lol “Privat”

[@proxydream]

16:13 The Joker in real life!

[@J.Blazer]

"Tic-Tock Clock kinda works for a shooter, I feel." Not this shooter.

[@nabitea2886]

I like how the first time Jacob only slowly shot the penguin as if he were hesitant but after the first one he just changed. Completely. Showing no mercy upon the penguins

[@_Rndom]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@dandertuts7702]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@XerneX127]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@kylojett]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@VoidFulruun]

Other Nintendo KZbinrs: Bowser’s Fury Alpharad: It’s-a-me, Gun Mario!

[@thewholecircus]

Bowser's really furious

[@Notsosavage154]

It’s-a-me John Gotti

[@Droub_]

And im fine with that. i dont want spoilers

[@electrion_1705]

19:33 you are in purgatory

[@microlunchbox2657]

In the end, when the credits rolled, Mario payed the price for every soul he took that day. Remember kids, make sure you’re nowhere near your victims before you blackout because they’ll want revenge.

[@vibive]

honestly the different outro card and music and also just like editing and video style in this video is really cool it feels like a mix between Alpharad Deluxe and Alphrad like its a nice middle ground between the very laid back and the super energetic vibes

[@marekmiddaugh9565]

Couldn't agree more this is one of if not my favorite alpharad video

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

“Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.” -Engineer

[@epicyoshi9515]

ah, a man of culture as well

[@happycamper7265]

@@epicyoshi9515 correction: u both and I are men of culture.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@epicyoshi9515 indeed I am, Pard'ner

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Name AND pic both check out.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@thelivingglitch1371 That's the idea, stringbean.

[@jorgenthorstein3314]

That final goomba was vengeance incarnate, it was vengeance for any cheesing/murdering you did to that game

[@Sickle-vy7jk]

Hey Alpharad, I just found out the creator of this game, also made another game just as high quaility called Spongebob Glockpants. You should use your speedrun strats on it.

[@soulsilvergamer5225]

Welp

[@sanguis77]

This is the second time he’s been killed off camera in a Mario game.

[@giordanorojas3365]

What was the first time?

[@sanguis77]

@@giordanorojas3365 New Super Mario Bros. Deluxe or something like that. The one with Nabbitt. He was on one life 'cuz he refused to play cheap, and Bowser Jr. killed him during Bowser's dying cutscene, when they couldn't move.

[@asparagusoreo3280]

@@sanguis77 link plz

[@strtrm2406]

@@asparagusoreo3280 Can't post links, but it's 46:06 in "New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe: The Invincible Supercut"

[@asparagusoreo3280]

@@strtrm2406 ok

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

“If you got a waterproof jacket and I had a cup of water, I would spill a little water on you, so what’s wrong with shooting you?”

[@ToxicBronyRoseAlt]

8:52 You had to do it to 'em.

[@Zeikxx]

when i hear that music, all i can think is, "imagine a bus that arrives every 21 frames"

[@jenniferbarangan1502]

Framerules

[@MFernando_252]

Wow, and they called Byleth the “Distance Demon”.

[@thekingnoble4124]

*Min Min stares in the background*

[@anthonysimons4245]

That title then went to Min Min lol

[@your_local_queer_musician158]

Emphasis on the demon god damn

[@kieranmcginley1262]

Meanwhile... In the background SEPHIROTH!.... .....SEPHIROTH!..

[@sirocco2810]

Yeah that joke died two weeks after Min-Min's release.

[@SuperIsaiah]

If Mario was American instead of Italian

[@tomnadoyeet6225]

As an American I can confirm that this is the case

[@breagle4525]

Kalashnikov

[@ramdem-8758]

@grim_ *Black Rights don't need to say goodbye because they don't have"

[@samueld8413]

Haha funny and original America joke

[@SuperIsaiah]

@@samueld8413 Well I'm actually pro-gun myself I just think the joke is funny & am able to laugh at myself.

[@melissamcgloin5580]

When Adrian got mad Alpharad and said “better leave this in” that was so funny

[@Lithobraker]

6:41 I don't think this is what they mean by "Mips clip"...

[@para4]

My humor is so deteriorated that I actually died laughing at toad from mario saying “It spooked me so I bought a shotgun.” Help me

[@oldfrostytabby]

honestly that's better than rewatching alpha speed through the ice slide in sync with the music more than 5 times

[@souakadpadkid6685]

I mean, it is funny, especially out of context

[@ratte6090]

Toad canonically has a shotgun now, and you can't tell me otherwise.

[@dream_walker9726]

There is no help from me. *because I’m the same*

[@Zorro9129]

RIP

[@merchantziro4285]

What normal people see: Super Mario 64 What the media sees:

[@Thepangamer]

2:57 you could have just come back with the bazooka

[@abesfunworld9741]

Violence is not the answer. Mario: *ITS THE SOLUTION.*

[@Akajaro]

Violence is not the answer. It's the question. And the answer is yes.

[@flaralol408]

@@Akajaro no, its aways yes

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

@@Akajaro A fellow RT fan I see

[@curtdog647]

@@Akajaro DAMN IT THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY LINE

[@24kFamesofToast]

ratio >:)

[@drink4135]

"It's-a-me, Gun mario" "Wahoo" -Jacksflims

[@elliottgamer1362]

6:58 that laugh tho

[@zelz3011]

Adrianna: Hey you can't shoot the penguins can you? Alpharad and Giorno: ... Yeah.

[@GottaFistDemAll]

This is basically Yoshi's Safari, but with extra steps. and no Yoshi.

[@jaydenwilliams8332]

Obviously, they shot yoshi in the beginning

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I’ve never played that game so what the *hell* happens in that game that’s comparable to Mario 64 with gun

[@GottaFistDemAll]

@@eddykidplayzytI mean, you can always just google Yoshi's Safari. Anyways, it's a first person shooter on-rails gameplay with a unique plot/story. I'll give you hint; Peach and NO ONE gets kidnapped for once. You can only play the game with the Super Scope controller attachment for the SNES. The same Super Scope is also an item used in Super Smash Bros series.

[@_pokki_]

​@@jaydenwilliams8332 "with extra steps, and no yoshi" *we made sure of it*

[@darkwolf0328]

U mean and no more yoshi

[@derekq8790]

“This game really makes you FEEL like Mario” -IGN

[@karimnasser5954]

Underrated comment

[@jmeMK64]

9.5/10 It has a little something for everyone

[@weponizedbattletoaster9282]

Wait a secon-

[@samueld8413]

7.5 too much water

[@cg5380]

Legendary comment

[@AbruptAvalanche]

24:17 "...for to playing my game" is what Mario actually says

[@juliolarios2239]

6:57 Alpharad: *shoots the bird* Everyone: *laughs for 1 minute*

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[@neurowolf7594]

When it's hits just right:

[@mokey9389]

10:36 huh so this is that “Super Mario RPG” everyone’s talking about

[@sunshowers3838]

Thank you.

[@instantpurple1282]

Oh that’s funny, thanks.

[@jackofclubs6229]

Oh that’s why Geno isn’t in Smash. He’s not a character. He’s *Geno* cide.

[@zxcvbnyt089]

Yes piano give rocket launcher and you *do*

[@consolebreaker6596]

@@jackofclubs6229 whats geno cide?

[@Lucky_T]

4:17 The sheer panic in his voice as he pleaded to Alpha's humanity killed me.

[@1rotzy]

“Or you’ll never jump off these walls again.” That has to be and innuendo. Or in-Nintendo

[@DylanOrSomething]

Altrive has the most contagious fucking laughter it's crazy

[@DarkRayquaza121]

Honestly, if only Alpha knew that the RPG rockets can be bugged and collect stars for you.

[@Crystal_Dylan]

He figured it out eventually

[@tsukinoakuma]

Alpha: *shoots Monty Mole* Adri: “STOP! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!” Me: “Come on... you know why.”

[@fod-der1028]

He didn't have his happy meal ):

[@akesan2374]

I love how you can feel Alpha's satisfaction as he takes his revenge on Adriana by killing Monty Mole in front of her

[@azdf43]

Deep mario party lore

[@wildebeest333]

The goomba at the end is a metaphor for Mario's guilt for shooting the penguin

[@InkyWinkDink]

Alpharad: *Does Penguin abuse.* Literally everyone: *_"so, you chose death?"_*

[@kkfaller]

When you finally find the live piano in this game: "I just want to talk to him." **loads gun** "I just wanna talk to him"

[@sadtoad250]

If he’s going down on the 31st of March, he’s taking everyone down with him

[@vividpain_]

Good comment dear sir

[@ruthsevere8128]

PFFFFFFFFFT-

[@babyyoda6392]

I just don’t get it

[@Rafael-iq5su]

@@babyyoda6392 mario will die soon

[@pcvrisepic]

@@Rafael-iq5su why

[@pathetic_girl]

I love how Mario holds everything in one hand. Even an anti-material rifle that should definitely be breaking his wrist.

[@fire6475]

Super mario 64 : **get created** The earth according to alpharad : guess im a sphere now

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Yep that’s how it happened

[@Quirrel.]

"credits are rolling, and mario is dying"

[@RickRodGaming]

Which is relevant, cuz he actually died. He is cursed I tell ya!

[@VVheeli]

WELCOME TO KAIZO

[@KAMFP]

"mario is dying and you're laughing!?"

[@pokey9892]

"The Earth was flat because 3D Platformers didn't exist." - Alpharad

[@berryl1333]

a year later nintendo has officially taken this masterpiece down. for those of us who still have this, we are the lucky ones

[@RGF_LilBread]

I’m proud of jacob for glitching out of the map and shooting the mole

[@peyton_mansfield]

Your post-game commentary insertion was actually really nice. This is a good video.

[@ayaanosaurasrex6582]

yes i liked it

[@benjaminboone2]

Can we talk about the fact that the shots at 2:35 where in sync with the music.

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

First non bot comment. yeah thats pretty good transition there

[@thenightranger987]

Third non bot comment. I hope that wasn’t intentional, because that would be perfect.

[@kodfish101]

"You can't shoot the penguins can you?" Me - "not anymore..."

[@PlanetAwesomenessProductions]

Mario 64: YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO! Mario with a gun: There will be blood!

[@ChristopherMoom]

The Goomba that literally killed Jacob in the middle of the game's CREDITS must've been karma finally catching up with him I don't know what it was karma for but it was probably for the sins he committed against the Baby Penguin

[@SteelCrustacean]

Why hasn't that Goomba killed everyone, then?

[@nicolasmarquesbarbosa686]

@@SteelCrustacean maybe he will

[@GahmConrad]

You have always been there for us as a friend, and I feel that only a real one could ever begin to understand that.

[@lspuria8440]

Fyrus called it XD 22:52

[@gooseygoose46673]

hello my multidimensional friend, everywhere at once as usual I see

[@WillytheTerryMain]

adriana coming into the video adds such a great dynamic to the video, you got super mario shootin up the mushroom kingdom and adriana just yelling "STOP DON'T HURT MONTY MOLE" and i love it so much

[@GoldenKirby]

Hearing her scream when he killed Monty while in the wall killed me lmao

[@sambishara9300]

18:41

[@GoldenKirby]

@@sambishara9300 HAA!!!

[@RagingIfrit]

17:19 I'm Soo glad that this is a legit youtube comment spoken in it's true nature "Hey you can't shoot the penguin's can you?" *Alpha stayes dead silent

[@AmiraTheAmitrian]

12:36 "So after ben finished drowning..." Im upset i never got this reference until now.

[@redhands_22]

"Shoots innocent penguin" Us: "Ha penguin go slide"