"Copypasta Theatre"

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I wanted to host a night of theatre featuring your favorite copypastas and somehow succeeded. Found a last minute venue, collected a cast, and even got Bruno Mars to drop by.
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**DISCLAIMER **
For comedic purposes, the production of RENT JR. mentioned in this video is entirely fictitious and in no way reflects the actual production of RENT performed at Jaxx Theatricals nor their involved parties. There were no elementary school students involved in this production. The Jaxx Conservatory who presented RENT are a group of serious theatre students who fully understand and respect RENT and its subject matter.
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DIRECTED, EDITED, WRITEN BY
➤ Jacob Rabon IV / Alpharad: / alpharad
PROJECT MANAGER
➤ Deanna Gowland: / deanna_gowland
!! OUR INCREDIBLE CAST !!
➤ "Introduction / Grandpa's Cigarettes / Honey / Outro / Misc. Ninja Tweets" Jacob Rabon IV (@Alpharad): / alpharad
➤ "Marine Corps" @danielthrasher: / thrasherdan
➤ "Not Funny" Adriana Figueroa (@adrisaurus): / adrianafigueroa
➤ "Just Do It" @drumsy: / drumsyofficial
➤ "Credit Card Number" Mari Norwood: / probablymarii
➤ "Love, Life" Jules Conroy (@FamilyJules7X): / familyjules7x
➤ "The Breakup" Phil Visu (@EEvisu): / eevisu
➤ "High IQ" Cristina Vee Valenzuela (@CristinaVeeMusic): / cristinavee
➤ "10 Minutes" Ross O'Donovan (@RubberRoss): / rubberninja
➤ "A Normal Monologue" Dan Fulling: / danfulling
➤ "The Worst Thing" CJ Ya (@cjya): / cjyatv
➤ "Leave the Door Open" Johnny Rico as Bruno Mars
➤ "Anyone Else" Deanna Gowland: / deanna_gowland
CINEMATOGRAPHY
➤ Thomas Feezel
➤ Carlos Garcia
Make Up Artist
➤ Sophia La Frazia: / lalalafrazia
Performance Editing
➤ Thomas Feezel
2D Artist
➤ Nova1Duke: / nova1duke
Graphic Designer
➤ Crystel: / crystei
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[@AltrivePlus]

I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

[@snappy8666]

im also altrive

[@jamesflynn932]

I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Don't believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

[@donato8983]

Even me!

[@mbhdigital5856]

Hello, Pikmin 4.

[@Av0cadoToast]

Can confirm, am altrive

[@jaidenanimations]

Nothing short of a masterpiece

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Agreed

[@jackbuildersmasher6346]

Agreed

[@Athenus]

Yo jaiden is here!

[@certifiedteriyaki9372]

agreed

[@Ridlay_]

Agreed

[@LegengaryOak]

I love how they handled that heckler. Not only did Jacob shut him up with one slick quip, but then Daniel leveraged his own monologue to get up close and personal and _embarrass_ the kid.

[@Slightly_Decent]

Originally I thought it was scripted because Daniel absolutely rolled with it like a champ and made everything flow so well. Knowing that it wasn't scripted makes it all the better though. Absolutely had me dying.

[@samwai3762]

errr i think it was altrive, which is his friend xd

[@penti8345]

does anyone know what the heckler was saying? i couldn’t hear

[@ralek592]

@@penti8345 Not really heckling, just consistently audible commenting that was annoying, like answering the rhetorical questionss

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@penti8345 he was the guy saying "literal gorillas?" and "like the store?"

[@softeuph3974]

The Marine Corp one was acted out so good. That guy could actually play a crazy person in a movie or series.

[@jacobdorman7278]

Daniel Thrasher regularly does crazy characters in his skits

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

That’s 90% of what he is in his videos, his name is Daniel thrasher

[@mimisezlol]

Daniel Thrasher is honestly one of my favorite creators on KZbin. He's just such a talented actor

[@7associationfaust]

“Yeah, I got this funny idea where we all read copypastas on stage.” “And we’re getting on stage tomorrow”

[@darkpicture3]

. A A A A A A A A A R ur mom

[@DaRockeet]

@@darkpicture3 too true my good friend

[@darkpicture3]

@@DaRockeet yes

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Grr

[@hamhampangpang69]

Hi Faust Limbus Company

[@danielthrasher]

wait… so that WASN’T bruno mars?

[@Ahahashir]

Burst besponse

[@thomashiles2027]

Don’t worry I was fooled as well

[@al_x2138]

Maybe the real Bruno Mars was the friends we made along the way

[@alexmuir7505]

Bring out the bees

[@livi_bwop]

my life is a lie

[@nekolga7722]

That entire time i was expecting someone to go "did you know..." and the audience to burst into tears

[@scrp6638]

Is it bad that I know _exactly_ what Pokémon you mean

[@jmoon1235]

@@scrp6638 no, everyone knows what pokemon it is

[@craniumtea5137]

missed opportunity

[@pg28]

Im late but. “Un ackshoouhlee” it do be “Hey guys! Did you know….” Etc etc

[@KKV2006Main]

LITERALLY SAME

[@JacketCK]

The Bruno Mars impersonator must have be absolutely weirded out by this shit 💀

[@FloatiestFall]

You look like kwite

[@Mozzarellapumpkin]

KWITE PFP

[@ReesesAndPieces]

He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he jump in da cadillac

[@Jsslade]

he's traumatized knowing his legacy will ultimately amount to this and this alone

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Jsslade he should be honored

[@EazySpeezy]

This might be the greatest piece of art I’ve seen within the past 3 days

[@henryconner3002]

Same

[@voornaamachternaam8559]

It is excellent

[@TherionX2.]

The question is, what did you see _4_ days ago?

[@MCaramel24]

hi speedy boi

[@BarrenAcc]

What did you see 4 days ago..?

[@RubberRoss]

Excellent.

[@Jonathin]

Excellent.

[@RetroKoval]

You’re excellent

[@argenta7658]

Splendid.

[@royalwobbe5100]

Yes.

[@gangjittleyang]

Great

[@hashtagmoniz]

“ So this performance is what we like to call a one player game” fucking killed me. Needed to be said

[@Sugarist0]

Bruno Mars is a gem, in his busy schedule he was willing to make some time to attend a show which got adults reading copypastas to 100 other adults

[@williamrodgers6845]

Vaporeon copypasta 💀💀

[@adrisaurus]

Still waiting for the Gophers... 😢

[@wrenren2112]

They were hiding under the stage

[@CoolButter]

Yes

[@FamilyJules7X]

The real gophers were the starving youtubers along the way

[@jaylengibson3914]

No Gophers😱

[@loxartofficial]

They will show up eventually! They just got to finish their shift at whack-a-gopher

[@FamilyJules7X]

Half of my monologue was cut because of... Uh, reasons.

[@cristinaguzman9719]

Yeah… Reasons….

[@osramain]

You made me scream man

[@onelettershor1992]

Sure Jules…

[@realnintendonoah]

What the hell happened here

[@Ridlay_]

Do I wanna know

[@scrp6638]

*TIMESTAMPS* 6:30 - “Grandpa’s Cigarettes” 7:50 - “Marine Corps” 11:20 - “Not Funny” 12:40 - “Just Do It” 16:10 - “Credit Card Number” 16:50 - “Love, Life” 18:30 - “The Breakup” 19:10 - “High IQ” 21:20 - “10 Minute Ban” 22:50 - “A Normal Monologue” 23:40 - “The Worst Thing” 25:40 - “Leave the Door Open” 27:40 - “Misc. Ninja Tweets” 30:30 - “Anyone Else”

[@User47928]

14:26 “Honey” This one Kind of is lol 😂

[@Walton_FURY]

Thanks bro

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

thanks!

[@Barbodcole]

I already loved you for the time stamps. After looking at your pfp I’m crying.

[@apollo937]

U forgot the h in "the Breakup"h

[@asfsvn]

“This monologue has been edited for your viewing pleasure” is the scariest sentence I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@dinospumoni5611]

30:38 is such a good performance. Watching it my first thought was "this sounds a lot like that girl who berated her viewers for not donating to her" and turns out that's actually who it is.

[@FreyrFox]

Invadervie is an artist of many forms, one hell of a wordsmith

[@brambojr4298]

That 4th wall break with Honey and the Pokémon cards was honestly genius

[@dragonmb7]

This is odd seeing Daniel Thrasher talking to people who aren’t himself.

[@johnsmith-je4lw]

I was blanking who he was for sec until I saw him in front of a piano 😂

[@J.Blazer]

@@johnsmith-je4lw like Tony Hawk without a skateboard

[@nanimuwu]

Wdym, he talks to himself?

[@CamKoudo]

No no, you see Daniel just improved his costumes and voice acting xD

[@inuush]

@@nanimuwu His videos are skits and all the characters are played by himself.

[@joshuasmith6909]

This has incredibly strong “hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!” energy and I am here for ALL of it!

[@juanalvarado4723]

Who was the Candace?

[@juanalvarado4723]

@ChompyDj Maybe the real Candace was the friends we made along the way

[@brendandugdell7405]

@@juanalvarado4723 Did you forget to switch accounts or something?

[@juanalvarado4723]

@Lilac thank you. That was the goal I was attempting to achieve

[@superzockertvyt9630]

@Lilac that is me because im too lazy to edit my comment

[@wolfrayne8355]

The pleas from the crowd to "stop" at 18:50 really nailed the atmosphere of this entire recital.

[@itsfeliciatime]

''who here likes tonights sponser honey'' ''AIN'T NO WAY'' this part cracked me up hard

[@thealchemistking4063]

*That man literally had to fucking memorize the entire navy seals copypasta and at a whim can recite it verbatum* *HE WEILDS FAR TOO MUCH POWER*

[@petermarsella6537]

Not only that, but his ability to go from calm to seething rage at the snap of a finger is scary

[@TheMoonchild06]

Daniel thrasher is an enigma

[@hamzahkhan4067]

@@TheMoonchild06 the way he can play with your mind and heart just ain't familiah

[@TheMoonchild06]

@@hamzahkhan4067 he is one FONKY man

[@TheGachaDilby]

He has the power of god and anime on his side

[@PKSparkxxDH]

This is art. This is a new standard of shit-postery. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[@suffermore1576]

ø

[@saikou2889]

10/10 would watch again.

[@isaacbarrett-mcguinness5591]

ø

[@FleDark10]

Nah PK, this isn't shit-postery... It's shit-poetry.

[@spicyt2146]

I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

[@spencerstanley4759]

Rewatching this, still just blown away that Deanna Gowland talked for four and a half minutes straight at a really fast pace and NAILED it. I would have stuttered like 10 times even if I had the script as memorized as she did. just insane

[@CallMeVidd]

And she had one day to practice

[@appy1032]

The absolute e m o t i o n in Deanna’s bit. The delivery. The intonation. The breathlessness. It’s giving the student who won the 8th grade English monologue.

[@chasemyrick2076]

The bruno mars impersonator must be like "i've been booked for weirder stuff"

[@rolandfabik2475]

100%

[@TRGDragon]

That was an impersonator

[@highdefinition450]

@@TRGDragon no it was bruno mars

[@otamatone603]

Do you mean Bruno Mars? I’m pretty sure his last name isn’t “impersonator”

[@shakybarbarian8460]

@@otamatone603 im pretty sure his middle name isn't Mars

[@drumsy]

Absolute art

[@fusiondraws7482]

Indeed

[@taxevader674]

What's up checkmark

[@literallyafrog1503]

Hi drums

[@methew3982]

Waddup big dummie

[@gibraltar4841]

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

[@ghostlyyyyyy]

"I was 9 years old. I loved Shrek" Oh no.

[@blundungus]

CJ deserves more credit, that man put his whole speedrussy into that monologue.

[@Aaron-cs3xl]

Poor guy only knows how to smile though lol. I love it

[@hypersonic6756]

Jacob: I just plagiarized several other works Crowd: *frantic cheering

[@dillon9]

Its beautiful

[@hypersonic6756]

It truly is

[@deadbeat5499]

y e s

[@drewsimon7745]

Society

[@riChchestMat]

Was it filmed in the USA? Asking for a friend.

[@The_other_fry]

Alpharad just standing in the back like a supervillain just adds to the entire thing

[@nyome5086]

29:16 A genuine laugh that he somehow managed to turn into the scariest villain laugh ive ever heard. How the hell did he manage to make ninja sound threataning?

[@zefiropalladino1219]

the shit alpharad does has gotten to the point where if he decided to run for president as a bit i wouldn't even be surprised

[@Noeyk200]

He wouldn’t just run as a bit. He’d win, create a few bullshit laws, and then resign within a month or two.

[@zefiropalladino1219]

@@Noeyk200 for the content

[@random_jae5886]

@@Noeyk200 "It is illegal to do less than 12kg of heroin at a time"

[@LoKing1337]

I would move to usa just to vote for him

[@chronomage4939]

alpharad: and just to see what the antivaxxers do, I'm going to make target and walmart forcefully check for a covid vaccine before entering the store

[@scringle535]

"This is a single player performance." Sometimes you just gotta humble people that think they're the main character.

[@mr.magnum1867]

Yeah they were extremely rude

[@gumbothefish2267]

Amazing comment by him honestly

[@leonardchurch814]

Heckler got heckled expertly.

[@fork_king530]

i don't even know what he said

[@terrence1q909]

@@mr.magnum1867 idunno about that, they didn't know literally anything about the show so they prolly thought it was an audience thing too

[@sylkaimo5990]

I loved Adriana’s delivery for the “not funny, didn’t laugh” one😂

[@triggerhappy4199]

Same

[@GaronGumpy]

"If I learned anything about the American education system, it's that you can convince people to do anything as long as you throw a pizza party."

[@triggerhappy4199]

Imao well elect the funny man as president the crazy shit he could do would be beyond insanity

[@nicholasstraw9800]

I'm just upset that they got a Bruno Mars lookalike and he doesn't step onto stage and say "Breaking News: Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?"

[@dasclef]

THE RUMOR COME OUT

[@cinnaminwolf4354]

@@dasclef Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago.

[@SunspotEscanor]

I don't know, does he?

[@jharuldsmythe]

Well, does is he?

[@insufueo5972]

DOES JFUFJFMRINNBHA N IS GAY

[@feelinghealing3890]

Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.

[@hedgehogsonic11]

They didn’t have two hours to kill And it’s been done before

[@fabio2d]

Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.

[@onatkalkan4907]

Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.

[@pompompurinsbutthole]

Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.

[@PowerOf47]

They didn't have two hours to kill And it's been done before

[@printility9602]

That guy yelling “AINT NO WAY” when he announced the sponsorship 😂😂

[@PetersMp4]

Daniel's energy the entire time, the cheering on the others, being one of the first people to clap, just like, hes just cool man, idk, but he definitely seemed very positive which is nice!

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

Especially with that guy heckling him the whole time

[@br1jxp]

I can imagine the Bruno Mars guy being like “wtf did I just get myself into”

[@slovakthrowback3738]

Yeah, on the last one (which was crazy good btw,) I can just imagining him be like ":) i am never going to a theatre again"

[@nwut]

poor daniel

[@osuka2223]

nice seeing a fellow persona enjoyer in the comment section

[@realryushiro]

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

[@elijahwhite4337]

@@realryushiro DOES HE?

[@ArkayeCh]

He invited 100+ people into theater to listen to a Honey ad.

[@blitzerbang]

That's showbiz baby

[@matteobunino1717]

Now that's comedy

[@daddysempaichan]

And paid them in Pokemon Cards.

[@breakerbrothers8036]

And paid them in pokemon cards

[@donuts7777]

and paid them in pokemon cards

[@ACloudCat]

I love that The Bruno Mars simply walked off stage after his bit, just, gone 👋

[@jmas2593]

I love how the "not funny" girl is still in character after her bit

[@archbishopTL1]

THIS MAN PUT IN A FUCKING AD BREAK INTO A LIVE SHOW THIS MAN IS MY HERO

[@SeraphOC]

So i just showed this video to my friends a few days ago and they howled with laughter when he put the ad-break into the show and i knew i saw something like this but couldnt remember. Take my like.

[@daltonrittenhouse8217]

I think the funniest part of this whole show is the fact that he shilled for a sponsor on stage, AND HE WAS SPOSORED TO DO IT.

[@wyattmason8838]

The shilling was the most professional part of the show. Nobody else on the earth approaches the level of expertise and finesse with which this man shills.

[@gabaghoul4492]

@@wyattmason8838 he really is the master of it, I cannot think of a better sponsor segment than that

[@ducktooth2502]

When

[@anaccount4354]

I actually forgot how terrifyingly good Deanna's "Anyone Else" was. Holy shit.

[@adamc4640]

cancer, the rickroll, and the ninja tweets actually had me dying i’m so glad i came back to watch alphas new content i’m lovin’ it

[@sixem6582]

Oh fuck, he's escalating his antics. One day Alpharad will overthrow the U.S. government just because he thinks that's hilarious.

[@dillon9]

And he would be correct

[@jtroxler8]

I’m fully on board with Alpharad being the person to lead the revolution.

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

anarchist alpharad

[@Demopugz]

I mean, It would be pretty funny

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Alpharad Capitol Raid when

[@briandust193]

This sums up the term "Theater Kids" perfectly.

[@KerMaWaffLe]

Gotta love Cristina Vee’s performance, she put so much flavor in it. Also it’s funny that when she got up, you see her enter actor mode 😂

[@greylandrum9164]

"Anyone Else" brought a tear to my eye. She performed that perfectly.

[@yoshithebear7630]

I’ve been staring at this comment, for so long not knowing it’s meaning or purpose. Thankfully I actually did see that performance so now I know.

[@cooldobp28]

Right?!

[@loganfarrell2699]

I have been wanting to contact an ex and this last monologue hit a lot of points i want to say to her. I want to contact her but don't know how

[@Redzor]

I agree. It actually motivated me which I did not expect from a copypasta 😂

[@kennethhayes1585]

Alpha getting a Bruno Mars impersonator to sing wrong lyrics "He's perfect" As perfect as he can get.

[@frijoless22]

hi! i’m kotamun!

[@drowelsoul671]

agreed!!!

[@matthewbartlett3442]

He’s amazing just the way he is

[@ONE-vt1fz]

When drumsy said “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR” And somebody in the audience mumbled very quietly “money” I laughed so hard

[@turtlezinthesky]

Truly fascinating that a stage performance of the "anybody else" monologue is more tame than the actual clip. Genuine masterpiece.

[@awakenedcrowl]

Imagine you're just like "I feel like doing theatre tomorrow". And then you do it. And people actually show up.

[@sadpee7710]

without knowing what it is, after just tweeting it out a single time apparently

[@grimmreaper5349]

@@sadpee7710 and then people actually like it

[@bbqbunger2350]

So he takes over a month to do a Nuzlocke, but puts together an entire performance in less than a day? How are you like this?

[@MixMasterJ1221]

the grind

[@pikman758]

Magic

[@dustin202]

Grinding takes fucking forever in nuzlockes

[@Ultravioletwave]

Bbq bunger

[@CallMeVidd]

I feel like he can do anything in any amount of time as long as he's doing it for a bit and it genuinely scares me

[@xakerie5762]

They rehearsed more for this than romeo and juliet amazing

[@IceNineThrills]

Romeo and Juliet was all improv, that's why

[@alpharius3661]

I want to see a sequel, with the Vaporeon one specifically

[@razbuten]

at the very end when everyone was standing around, I expected you all to sing Seasons of Love

[@Iridescent079]

Disappointed :(

[@thorhit]

The RENT Jr. version, of course.

[@mbear2768]

Verification poggers

[@metalicarus8372]

sadge

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

525600 minutes...

[@jottys3709]

I love the looped clapping sound after each perfomance. Really adds to the quality

[@currybun8570]

Can't get over Christina Vee's and Deanna's acting good lord

[@astral_ghxst]

The blue lighting reflecting off Jacob's bleached hair really makes him FEEL like Ninja.

[@1337-Nathaniel]

I thought it was Ninja in the thumbnail and this was gonna be a parody video of people like Ninja having some comedy act or whatever where they just use other people's jokes..

[@mikez4388]

When the takis kick in

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

@@mikez4388 seriously intense

[@riosol8950]

Since when were u on a first name basis?

[@calebreader5818]

@@riosol8950 that's the man's name dawg, what do you want people to call him lmao

[@KingBobXVI]

Jesus Christ, the guy doing the Navy Seals copypasta _really_ owned that role, holy shit. A+ performance.

[@hilmir6614]

he has a youtube channel fyi

[@sillysaili]

daniel thrasher is great, he does some (mostly music-related) great skits on his channel

[@temmiemew]

I love his channel

[@Cheshieruu]

daniel's great! he does music primarily but his skits are great too!

[@varungupta9020]

Daniel Thrasher is a very good actor

[@E-man.]

When Alpha wants something he makes a dinner with his friends.

[@zephyr1249]

Thrasher killed his monologue but HOLY FUCK was Deanna incredible. Best performance hands down

[@TransientLunatic]

I love Alpharad’s willingness to use his fame and influence for absolutely absurd purposes

[@elesh3178]

This comment really gets it

[@manperson2347]

Thought that said "absolutely bastard purposes" and it still fit

[@MrPrachen]

with great power comes new level of pranks

[@jajoitus317]

he's like mr beast but without the money

[@AnonAnimated]

To be fair, if I could do this then I absolutely would. As a suggestion, I would use Wattpad first for random cursed fics.

[@d.m.demartini7059]

“So this performance is what we like to call a one player game” FUCKING KILLED ME

[@Maybeprobablynot]

what is this from if you don't mind

[@jacobh6956]

@@Maybeprobablynot It's not a copypasta, he was just telling the audience not to shout out and heckle.

[@tax1283]

Do you have the timestamp for it?

[@d.m.demartini7059]

@@tax1283 9:05

[@geminimaxxim]

I love how big the collaboration bubble has gotten. Ever since Among Us took off, I've been seeing creators and entertainers that I'd have never imagined together doing things like this. I feel like my mom when she'd see an old actor on tv that she knows, or that one Leonardo DiCaprio meme, going "hey, I know them!" It's a cool feeling. I love seeing these communities grow and intersect.

[@gurlzVR]

the one player game was such a nice way to tell him to shut up

[@mysticat]

Brilliant idea executed perfectly

[@epicrgg]

Sussy

[@thesouphour8426]

Sussy

[@snomandonly]

Sussy

[@Weeb_Goblin]

Sussy

[@shmeee3636]

Sussy

[@Pluike]

I love how professional and well put together this shitpost was. Insane quality.

[@bubalackgaming8892]

The video came out literally 20 seconds ago

[@Chris02607]

@@bubalackgaming8892 k

[@chlozentimes]

It’s insanely good

[@3180P5]

*yes*

[@Josuh]

@@bubalackgaming8892 20 seconds is more than enough to know this is legendary

[@theefriend]

Deanna Gowland was perfect to end on, she had so much passion and grace. Brrravo, Magnifico.

[@StopXPlease]

After hours of practice filled with blood, sweat, and tears for my states Theater competition, this is truly art. The amount of joy I get watching this makes me want to pursue stage acting even more. Especially after never performing my competition piece because my grades flopped. I watched everyone else perform over a grueling 8 hour long day helping my theater company, but watching this lets me know I can still walk on a stage. I have just been casted as Mr. Salt, Gandalf, and Smegal and Gollum in my theaters The Literati Awards, and I can’t wait to step on that’s stage again. Because everytime I do, I’ll think about a bunch of grown adults saying random internet memes for an audience to see.

[@StopXPlease]

Hey guys, update, show went great, slayed the whole thing, and last month I performed Into The Woods! I puppeteered the Milky White puppet and had a lot of fun! Still the whole time could not stop thinking of those ninja tweets which didn't help when I was on stage trying to remember cues.

[@SamLabbato]

Deanna fucking OBLITERATED her performance. Holy shit was it good.

[@celery8059]

It was FLAWLESS

[@pizzachu2281]

I think she was the person who gave the speech originally on the clip that alpha was watching in the beginning

[@The_Yoga_Ball_Gamer]

Honestly like third or fourth time watching the video I still get goose bumps at the end

[@lukemagnotta7338]

Bro I legit get chills every time

[@tough2015]

@@pizzachu2281 she is not. She did not invent the speech

[@fishqueen1702]

This is why I feel like Alpharad decided to completely spec into charisma, he can convince anyone to do anything no matter how dumb it is

[@highdefinition450]

No that's the power of pizza

[@matt4200]

Thats what I like to call, a Pro Gamer Move

[@Siennarchist]

@@highdefinition450 pizza: +12 to your charisma modifier

[@kingsamthethird2440]

@@highdefinition450 fr I would do anything for Pizza just throw in a cup of spirite

[@alexbrabo4471]

@@Siennarchist is that a dnd reference in my Alphrad comments

[@jordanrijsdijk5496]

Really proud of CJya, he gave such a great performance!

[@lordlane3510]

I feel like Adriana would be a great voice actress

[@sooubic]

Shakespeare been real quiet since this dropped.

[@returnoftheframe9032]

When’s Alpharad gonna drop the Shakespeare diss track?

[@charliemc6775]

Wonder y

[@MothFable]

Actually he’s been quiet for several hundred years.

[@heaventoast]

Shakespeare died a long time ago no shit im serious no im not.

[@thecomentguy6557]

Well he dropped a few hundred years ago, and you finally came up with an unoriginal joke. Oh wait that was kind of the point of the entire thing.

[@BestgirlJordanfish]

The "Anyone Else" performance was absolutely fucking incredible, especially if considering she had just one day to master that.

[@gabegillespie8172]

I think the one day thing was a joke. There's no way they could have memorized all those, got the designs, got the venue, and no way they'd be recording the pizza party. But yeah, she did a get job.

[@gwokamole]

i watched until "the animals are leaving" thinking it was just a speech, but no

[@LesMystyx]

What's crazy is that her perfomance isn't even as crazy and intense as the original

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

@@LesMystyx nah its practically on par

[@sirk603]

@@LesMystyx what is the original? I want to watch it

[@cairoraiser9338]

I cannot express to you how many times I’ve come back to watch this and how much I ADORE the performance of “10 Minute Ban”

[@Maskeroff.]

I’m amazed at how genuinely good the acting is.

[@The_Holy_Wooomy]

That was such a genius move from Alpharad to say "This performance is what we like to call a one player game" instead of just "shut up" not only was it hilarious but I'm sure it made that heckler so much more embarrassed then just being told outright to be quiet

[@Caedynna]

Anti-heckling on the spot is an art form imo lol

[@daylanxa7983]

I was so worried on the first copypasta that they were going to do it the whole show but it was shot down fast

[@matthmataz9897]

Is there a time stamp?

[@lokiofasgard7780]

@@matthmataz9897 9:05

[@lokiofasgard7780]

He sounded like the “You’re not that guy pal” guy

[@eyeballqueenofrats]

wait i just realized the funniest joke in this whole video is that he looped the applause at 26:03 i fell out of my chair laughing

[@goateeguy11221122]

I'm genuinely hyped because of Deanna's performance at the end

[@DarthSpiderMario]

Cristina OWNED that Rick & Morty monologue And holy cow Deanna with that last one

[@LoKing1337]

They were all brilliant but I think the best one was Daniels

[@goose493]

Image in having to memorize that entire rant

[@TOSkwar22]

Deanna's bit was genuinely, seriously impressive. If this really was done with only like... A day and change of prep, having a five minute monologue memorized THAT FAST, acted out THAT WELL, with THAT MUCH intensity and power is insane. Serious props to her for that.

[@vemu333]

It was intense as shit and fucking glorious

[@NandrewNordrew]

whatever

[@viewerguy10]

@@NandrewNordrew haters gonna hate

[@gabaghoul4492]

She was absolutely brilliant

[@yruplayingthis1440]

For a bit that was pretty much perfect

[@caiucciardello9708]

god the way i would have SCREAMED if the bruno impersonator just got up and said "does bruno mars is gay?"

[@alexisstone468]

You forgot about "I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast, to Nicholas Alexander for successfully pirating Warcraft 3, so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota."

[@FamilyJules7X]

It's all ogre now

[@rhys8981]

Shrek is love

[@NoahAlbrecht]

Shrek is life

[@LavenderSunrise]

Legendary

[@cloonsy3542]

NO

[@thepikachuboy43]

You get a dislike from me cause of that pun!!!!!

[@oppositeofbatman]

The woman, nay, artist who performed the "Anyone Else" bit was absolutely amazing. She went all out and it was so convincing and just goooood.

[@BestgirlJordanfish]

The fact she got one day is even more incredible. It was breathtaking.

[@stinky_justin2646]

Thank you satan. Very cool

[@thirteen3678]

Thanks, Satan.

[@skulduggerypleasant9008]

Absolutely incredible

[@antoineaublin3812]

Her part was absolutely amazing

[@nexusgaming7538]

This is legitimately one of the coolest things I've seen a KZbin star ever do. I want more Alpharad Theater please.

[@GlitchyPixExtra]

Deanna put on such an intense performance, I almost forgot it was a copypasta at points, its so good

[@dodge2206]

Hearing Daniel swear like that and not be the “funny piano man” was such a reality check loved this man

[@matthew1673]

whats his yt channels name?

[@matthew1673]

nvm

[@couldbeusabaker7532]

@@matthew1673 Daniel Thrasher's youtube channel is named Daniel Thrasher

[@bandicootmaon5979]

Que

[@highdefinition450]

It's strange to remember he's human

[@GamerJosh2611]

He's really embraced the "internet funny man" title, seeing as he really does just do whatever the fuck he wants and we all love it I can respect it

[@dimitriwarchief301]

More people need to do that

[@GamerJosh2611]

@@dimitriwarchief301 Well, it only works this well for him because... this is his thing, this is his reputation and clout. We've come to expect nothing and anything from him, so we see a tweet saying that he's hosting some kind of Theatre thing without telling anyone what it's about? Sure, what the hell, why not? If anyone else were to do it people would be looking at them funny

[@CeruleanSeal]

I can't believe I spent so much time *scared* to watch this for the self-embarrassment to follow, and boy was it every there but it was WORTH it. You weren't kidding when you said art. The way my eyes lit up, the way I laughed, the way I enjoyed every moment of these spammy paragraphs I knew all too well given a new life from some of my favorite people new and old truly makes me believe what I witnessed was a masterpiece. Everyone killed it on their monologues. As someone who had a horrible sick day today, this alone made it a god night. I'm glad I finally sat down and witnessed such greatness.

[@YAMMAS]

Deanna had the longest one and executed it perfectly. best part for sure.

[@MrMarbles94]

The funny thing is: he could've sold it to Netflix as a special

[@Unexplained65]

should have

[@mobsterkingpin1968]

Less plagiarism than the amy schumer special

[@nnickplays9713]

@@mobsterkingpin1968 bravo, a standing ovation to you

[@triggerhappy4199]

Alpharad we would watch this on Netflix

[@gengarzilla1685]

This is the only time where the Navy Seals copypasta has ever sounded legitimately terrifying.