How Cheaters get 120 shines before the games starts

this strat works great until dolphin doesn't
#Day30 #SuperMarioSunshine #AlpharadGold
Alpharad Gold is...
➤ Jacob Alpharad
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➤ Jo "JoSniffy" Sniffy
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➤ dotColin (EDITOR LOL)
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[@normieaboo3866]

Chewing through the ethernet cable is such a classic Alpharat move! I wonder what he'll do next?

[@argentum909]

@Jacob Jenkins because wired connections are much faster and more reliable. With the obvious disadvantage that a little shitter mouse can fuck everything up.

[@asprinjuice8877]

@@jacobjenkins7362 Marvin ate it

[@lukijez]

@@jacobjenkins7362 A wifi card doesnt mean there's no cable tho, it just means its somewhere else

[@gentleseal1778]

Coat the cable in poison

[@Terchuy]

@@gentleseal1778 Then they'll have a stinking mouse corpse decaying inside the wall

[@Pluike]

Surely this will change the speedrun forever, incredible that you guys have a set a world record on every game you've played so far this year!

[@Z-a-c-h-a-r-y]

@do not nobody gives a shit dumbass

[@Ed-1749]

I like how, because they don't know what episodes are going up in what order, we probably have another month of mouse ranting just to make sure the message of mouse hate is gotten across.

[@ComradeDiana]

Try a full year.

[@Daryom]

At the end of the year, someone needs to make a chronological timeline on when these videos where recorded, and have an actual "in what order you should watch alpharad's gold videos"

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

I'm pretty sure Jacob and Joe don't know that anymore after 1 month, heck even after 1 day

[@Balar9]

So this was the progeny of Alpharat's classic 'chew the internet cable' joke. An instant classic!

[@sparky6757]

Marvin*

[@spinty682]

Honestly, Alpharad Gold really just needs to go on cool math games and play super cool games like run, fireboy/water girl, and bloxorz

[@shadowpicaro]

unfortunately that's kinda difficult because flash was killed

[@spinty682]

@@shadowpicaro gamers don’t die, they respawn 🙌

[@maddux3595]

@@spinty682 If you die in the game you die in real life challenge.

[@spinty682]

@@maddux3595 wake up babe, new mr beast video just dropped

[@thistle1923]

I would 100% listen to a bloxorz podcast

[@b00psn00t]

This is almost as funny as Marvin the Mouse’s Ethernet cable joke.

[@BlueToadRights]

Can't wait for April 22nd (alpharad will post the best episode of alpharad gold that day) Edit: Colin u have bad taste

[@ayosnothere5215]

I personally prefer June 3rds episode

[@kingcarrot8226]

It’s going to be the best day of my life

[@BlueToadRights]

@@ayosnothere5215 imo June 3rd is 2nd best

[@ThenosM_]

I prefer March 21’s episode (it’ll be a banger, but I don’t wanna spoil it for you)

[@BlueToadRights]

@@ThenosM_ can u spoil for me

[@Minivan04]

If you catch the mouse you need one alpharad gold facecam special with the mouse in a cage

[@user-ey3jx2je4i]

They play mousetrap on that episode

[@EyeOfArgus]

You guys should upload Dash’s goodbye video again but as an episode of Gold

[@Wadablab]

The game of the day is KZbin drama

[@CodeREDACTED]

Hearing about the mouse story out of order is great, it's like a puzzle. Play the world ends with you!

[@kh3dmaster]

Agreed

[@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime]

Play kh ddd and have those characters in a game that exists

[@mrdankey]

I am actively eating my third favorite pizza (Papa Johns) while watching. I didn't come here to watch Colin slander my food in his tier list. 10/10 list

[@yeet9420]

Someone has to organize these videos into chronological order

[@Crazy56U]

Nah, the way they’re uploading feels like Pulp Fiction.

[@danacarajb]

Just was rewatching spelunky videos on main channel and it made me realise how fun it is to watch you guys play that game. Hope we get to see it again this year

[@beeftips1628]

We already did get a spelunky video this year but that was spelunky 2 maybe they will do 1 and consider it a different game.

[@danacarajb]

@@beeftips1628 oh damn, how did I forget that video?

[@michaualtington]

which ones? the don ones are some of my favorite content on this channel

[@micropizza2104]

hurrah!!

[@m0rt0n60]

Interested to see how much longer this mouse arc lasts

[@Vouniern]

Cheaters can get 120 shines *before* the game starts!? That’s like how Chess got the King piece before Halo got the Gravity Hammer!

[@The-official-grindel]

Holy hell

[@bulletkin_etg]

Holy Guacamole😮

[@JBRedux]

I like how they're uploading these out of order so we have to decipher the full Marvin the Mouse story bit by bit

[@jm-alan]

Alpharad, the only man brave enough to actually turn on those vanishing point distortion codes...

[@LovelySoftSnow]

im really dissapointed in what i've seen today. I used to think of alpharad gold as a beacon of honesty and sportsmanship. finding out they cheated this run is just heartbreaking.

[@ninjajack6457]

Can we get an irl video that’s them confronting the mouse?

[@captainjellystar1453]

Colin having Caesars higher on the tier list than Jo makes me really happy actually.

[@fujiorsomething]

I’m so glad the mouse is a recurring character throughout all of Alpharad Gold so far

[@darkrai17]

Where the FUCK is Disney Extreme Skate Adventure

[@zaqmartinez1982]

Out of all of the gold in this video, my favorite line has to be “hocus pocus, invisibility cloakus”

[@Zonic3451]

actually, the best gold is alpharad gold

[@johnmew10]

So excited for the special Jo 5 hour long Valorant video

[@carthymcconor4105]

So happy the Subpar Mario Sunshine series is back

[@rahjahknows]

Colin's the GOAT for having to scrub through each video just to see what Jacob and Jo want edited in the video

[@discodog4582]

i hope they catch marvin the mouse and keep him as a pet or smth so far he’s my favorite recurring character

[@discodog4582]

it’s about time this series had a proper villain arc frfr love the lil guy

[@andrewmcclean823]

You might want to consider "the looker" for a video. It's free on steam and is one of the funniest games I've ever played. It's also short and simple so it suits this one-shot format. It's a parody of "the witness" and I think it very much gels with your sense of humour.

[@SnowNinja99]

DotColin's fast food tier list is F tier because it lists Carl's Jr. but it forgot Hardee's.

[@Slipstream317]

respectfully (because jo told me to), hardee's is a banger restaurant

[@SnowNinja99]

Thank you for completing the list, respectfully.

[@rainydayover4]

the mouse will be the overarching story of this year

[@seanhennessy3968]

It's foreshadowing for the ending.

[@JustNic]

amazing seeing how far the techs have come along since the game came out

[@RuneTacticss]

Oh boy, I can't wait for the next episode of this series!

[@grantonator3884]

lmao Colin single-handedly keeping Jack-in-the-Box alive

[@wolfchanel2879]

Colin really be popping off this episode A+ tier list

[@katazrophic]

I love how almost everytime this game is on this channel there's just more and more AR codes put in lol

[@onilink0thefur]

If you guys catch the mouse, keep the little deviant as a pet. The wire chewing is honestly just compulsory. It's not good for them either. Kind of like a rabbit eating vegetables out of someone's garden. Just searching for food.

[@promethianSeraphim]

I think for the 13th of April you should play this game called Hiveswap! It's a super fun game with puzzle elements and really neat characters, I think you guys would really enjoy it. :)

[@coopergreil6235]

At 10:40 I had a super strong feeling of deja vu and the best part is that I wouldn’t put it past them to have uploaded this exact video before and I just remembered that exact part.

[@Discordual]

Game recommendation: Luck be a Landlord. It recently came out of beta and it’s basically gambling for rent money: the game.

[@evilded2]

Vouch

[@outplayprime7094]

Well sometimes you just gotta hit select all on the mod list. Take the good with the bad.

[@Theliving_Tv]

I’m pretty sure this is the most editing I’ve seen in a alpharad plus/deluxe/gold video ever

[@Hadeks_Marow]

I love how much they date their videos every single time they bring up the dirty rat. xD

[@Gigabot50]

I find Colin putting Canes in B tier offensive

[@paetolus]

Other than the Wendy's and Little Caesar's placement, pretty solid tierlist.

[@chillmadude]

max% pre-peach is what you're thinking about jacob

[@Jlipper]

The mouse is making the Year of Alpharad Gold harder to stay alive every passing day.

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

i just heard what happened, i'm so sorry, hope you recover fast

[@gamermoment6953]

wait what happened?

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

@@gamermoment6953 Absolutely Nothing I am spreading misinformation on the internet

[@shyortiz828]

A playlist where this year gets put in chronological order of recording instead of upload

[@bluebaron6811]

Man, never knew the Tierlist series was coming back!

[@johnsonkaiden497]

I had my speed at 0.75 so i thought they were high and weren't mentioning it as a bit

[@space8608]

Hyped for October 29th it will be best gold vid

[@jingusflorpus4274]

I like how they always record old games in 4:3 aspect ratio instead of stretching them or adding borders

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

*Audible Gasp!* I thought the only way to get something like that was to play Gurumin 3D and or Devil Survivor on the Alpharad Gold KZbin channel! Mysteries upon mysteries…

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

I agree, based

[@leon2550]

making me nostalgic for the FWOB let's play of this game lol

[@pikminalph1422]

colin really sat down and said id rather have some taco bell nacho cheese sauce than eat some canes or wingstop

[@warriordobby457]

When they didn't even acknowledge the pianta judge saying among us i threw a brick through my monitor

[@hayesclark97hc]

Was totally zoned out with this in the background when I got whiplash from the Danganronpa sound at 14:43

[@takingamassiveel]

That Tier List was despicable

[@crazycaj14jones64]

After seeing Collin also enjoys Jack in the box, I now hope he is the forever editor for Alpharad.

[@josueayala1249]

Everyday I check the Alpharad Gold banner to see if Marvin the Mouse finally got added.

[@bavo5791]

Did you do this with dolphins emu? Keep up the great content guys👍

[@deemo2383]

I love the mouse as the villian in this arc of alpharad gold

[@Edward_Murtinhhour_The_3rd]

ok colin didnt put burger king in F but everything else pretty accurate

[@kingartemis2302]

Great vid man

[@dacedave4161]

YOOO DAY 30 AND I FINALLY GET MY SUNSHINE VIDEO LETS GO

[@dacedave4161]

I can confirm that this is actually groundhog day. I watched the sunshine video from way back and this all did happen lol

[@BeeBee-iz4mi]

Dude Colin is going above and beyond

[@Oretal]

I love Little Caesar’s and I grew up in a poor household. We’ve gotten better since then but it’s still very much hard for my family to keep up sometimes. Sadly the Little Caesar’s I grew up with closed a few years ago because the Kmart it was attached to closed. Also they did patch in analog triggers into 3D all stars later, it was weird they did it because no one expected it but thanks I guess Nintendo.

[@Joshua6-O]

I hope they keep the mouse as a pet and call him run ender

[@CaptHayfever]

You cannot convince me that all this love for Five Guys isn't just some practical joke that got out of hand.

[@CaptHayfever]

Follow up: When I was small, Little Caesars was _more_ expensive than it is now.

[@MarvinTheMouse-fm1bb]

I told you before, I am always two steps ahead. And I will never relent. You will never find the answers you seek while I still exist in this mortal coil, only more strife.

[@darkmagician-pw3ho]

Sometime this year Jo needs to play Ultrakill

[@Dimdocx]

day thirty of posting Vib-Ribbon is a rhythm game made by the same people who made parrapa the rappa. It's about a rabbit Vibri, who runs on the "Vib-ribbon" with songs from Japanese band "Laugh and Peace", the game was accidently introduced to the north american audience. It's a PS1 game and I'd love to see someone play it, you can also use custom songs in the game as well!!

[@lbomb8437]

9:00 based little Caesars enjoyer

[@jakethompson8281]

It'd be cool if they finished Wario World after they were so close to the ending. As for a more obscure game, Sonic Flash Ultimate would be funny to see.

[@KnightofBretonnia]

Colin is unironically based for putting Taco Bell in S tier. I'm now a Colin fan.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

8:34 Lola exposed.

[@TheBeardbeard]

Great upload today :)

[@toastr1255]

damn, i didn't think i'd ever see a new episode of action replay mario sunshine

[@Oretal]

Colin you are so cool for putting that cat gif in there but I’m gonna take some points off having chic fil A at A tier.

[@asherwhitaker2789]

Great video! Could you guys possibly do a hat in time for an upcoming episode?

[@williamcole4790]

Alpharad should experience the obscure and rare underground rpg masterpiece Kingdoms or Amalur Reckoning

[@sirswiper7852]

This mouse bit is really goin on that’s for sure

[@isaowilcox1020]

I totally agree that Cane’s is B tier and Chick Fil-A is A tier. Like cane’s has good, crispy crunchy chicken but no flavor for it. The bread has all the flavor.

[@JustinK839]

YES! Scuffed mario was my favourite series.

[@jimothysama7494]

HEY GUYS BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU WANJA SEE JO SNIFFY PLAY VALORANT AS ONE OF THE DAILY UPLOADS

[@pecker_ben4755]

Smashed

[@Yipper64]

1:05 Alpharat does it again!

[@potatokun8630]

8:53 Chipotle being S tier is the truest thing I’ve seen all day. No frickin way BURGER KING is better than WENDYS AND MCDONALD’S!!! Edit: its also definitely not better than Subway, Sonic, and KFC!!! Popeye’s is NOT better than Cane’s!!! Jo is right!! Little Caesar’s sucks!! Ain’t to way it’s on the same tier as Chick-fil-A!!!

[@badjokesaregoodithink9231]

Popeyes is based, Canes is mid.

[@Platitudinous9000]

where the *FUCK* is Disney Extreme Skate Adventure

[@galaxyfam6471]

Players let the sawdust fly as they climb, chop, saw and logroll their way to victory in Go Play Lumberjacks! Using the Wii Remote as the ultimate timber-cutting contest tool, players test their skills through 15 events in five categories, including Axe Throwing, Climbing, Water Events and more. Gamers take on the role of a peg-legged pirate, a nimble ninja and 13 other characters, or they can unlock their own Mii while earning new pieces of gear. With four-player party competition and Wii Balance Board™ compatibility, even friends and family can join in the outdoor fun!

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what I'm wondering? How people have gone more than a year without a Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

[@seanking7134]

I want to hire a detective to go through these videos and try and put together a timeline of when they were recorded

[@mysticvulpes]

I can agree with Collins fastfood tier list

[@Jelloriki]

watching every upload to learn more about the Rat Arc

[@CallMeSomething7]

I wonder when they'll break the infinite time loop they're in

[@reebz3078]

Okay but Jack in the Box at S Tier is just crazy

[@MinMin4theWinWin]

Alpharat is upset that you aren't playing his favorite games that's all!

[@heckinggi6034]

I hope they (alpha and rad gold) meet the mouse which ruined their lives and befriend it naruto style

[@seanhennessy3968]

Yeah! The mouse will defeat them, and then it's instant friendship!

[@somerandom5940]

Super pickleball adventure. 40min play time. Would recommend as a speed run

[@Crazy56U]

Oh, sweet, Marvin’s origin episode!