trust no one... not even yourself...

this was recorded this morning
#Day43 #StickFight #AlpharadGold
Alpharad Gold is...
➤ Jacob Alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
➤ Jo "JoSniffy" Sniffy
/ @josniffy3664
/ josniffy
/ josniffy
➤ dotColin (EDITOR LOL)
/ dotcolinn

[@BlueMyu]

Jo isnt using a mic, he is just yelling so loud that you can hear him.

[@peytongolding7544]

This isn't even a recording, he's just in your walls

[@that_tvhead]

@@peytongolding7544 get out of my fucking walls jo

[@Oretal]

I live in California and I remember hearing Jo

[@lukiwei9468]

@@Oretal I’m hearing him from Singapore

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

it's true, i heard all that shouting about 16 hours ago

[@taRATulaz]

i love how 1v1v2 turned into 3v1 against red, this episode was great

[@Thefrogking15]

I like to imagine that red is in his 40s and green is like 15

[@colemanclark4027]

This reminds me of episode one of stick fight

[@abryn6864]

I loved watching Jo and Jacob say "we're gonna bully this guy" and then he just solos them lmao

[@MrBizznessMan]

Jacob and Jo giggling like 4th graders is peak content.

[@cirlu_bd]

the synchronized "touch grass" and "go shower" from Jo and Alpha the INSTANT they lose against the red random is magical, they really share the same goopy gamer braincell

[@th3bear01]

you better have sent green a friend request after this recording, he carried this video HARD

[@nauseousegg6416]

Nope, shadowban + ratio

[@couldntbebotheredwithaname]

Okay but like, the dynamic between Jo, Jacob, Red and Green was insane. Can't wait to see more the next time they play stick fight

[@bugflowfsl558]

YES!!! =)

[@IsaacTheGuy]

Unfortunately they aren't going to play this game until maybe next year

[@npclucario7005]

jo and alpha becoming friends with green over one piece was so wholesome

[@invincibledk3739]

The most wholesome part is the bonding over hating red.

[@npclucario7005]

@@invincibledk3739 yeah, screw red tbh

[@puglife658]

I didn't know Jacob and Jaiden live together. That's neat. Friendship goals right there.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

AroAce goals.

[@jose13neo]

@@infinityheart_tm9270 As an aro person i can confirm it is aroace goals

[@bluebaron6811]

@@jythmivena6617 quick! Censor the fəət!

[@tywerr_]

I was thinking that they were roommates. Turns out my observation was actually a good one.

[@AlexSilver9]

I think they co-own the house they live in, not 100% sure on that

[@Lancerandduck7]

Green is one of the all-time greatest randoms in this channel's history

[@lspuria8440]

That title goes to plussyfan9

[@jadiv]

@@lspuria8440 who knows maybe that's him, it's Deku Kong reborn

[@CozleYT]

@@jadiv and hes green so it works

[@holap2104]

Bubbles is peak tho

[@bulkypigeon]

The typing strat is so toxic yet so funny

[@jstar3382]

Jacob and Jaiden living together actually makes a lot of sense. I thought she just came over to his place a shit ton for some reason since she pops up in a lot of streams

[@MercuryA2000]

Same honestly. I figured they were neighbors or something, but yea, that tracks.

[@Bell81208]

I just thought she visited him a lot and live like 30 minutes away. But luckily we don't have to worry about shippers

[@thatacnhkid]

The whole conversation Jacob has with red while having a gun directly at his forehead is smth else

[@Slipstream317]

sidewalk panca is the type of guy you never want to say goodbye to and i love it

[@dat_fast_boi]

hope to see them return one day, like the semicolon kid

[@Slipstream317]

same

[@Dingleeater]

@@dat_fast_boi Who is the semicolon kid?

[@dat_fast_boi]

@@Dingleeater creator of minecraft; the way home

[@DavidSartor0]

@@Dingleeater Alex the 9 (currently Alexthe90)

[@seanhennessy3968]

I hope Jaiden feels better soon! Unless she already does and this is an old recording

[@manjackson2772]

You can always feel better than you are

[@seanhennessy3968]

Oh, the sportsball dates it!

[@laaaviuwu]

"This was recorded this morning" in description

[@ndsmario456]

They talked about the super bowl, twas indeed recorded today (err yesterday)

[@xaf15001]

It's probably 2 years old

[@johnchristopherrobinson8680]

YO

[@ODISeth]

I just rewatched the one Mario Party 7 video where everyone was holding each others’ controllers and it literally just ended when this video dropped Also damn, hope you and Jaiden recover from Covid quickly

[@scarlet7960]

Can you add a spoiler warning next time?

[@caseyp5861]

Which video was that?

[@mysticrainbowdragon]

@@scarlet7960 L for not watching it yet, that one’s a classic

[@mysticrainbowdragon]

@@caseyp5861 Toad Suffers

[@scarlet7960]

@@mysticrainbowdragon I've seen it before that why I know them swapping controllers is a spoiler smh 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🤦🤦🤦

[@LuckySketches]

I love that they started out being so toxic and then just made friends with green.

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

Seeing Jo being Toxic makes me immensely happy but seeing not only Jacob but green also being toxic just made my day.

[@coreymartin9630]

The only thing better than watching Jacob and Jo bully kids is watching them fail to bully kids

[@BigHailFan]

Seeing them deciding to be toxic and team up on a random player and then get their butts handed to them was great.

[@squedlly]

We need to have green more on this channel! He blends so well with the crew!

[@saxninja8464]

i like the part where jo was eaten by snakes for several minutes but couldn’t die, like some kind of greek myth where the gods punish someone for their hubris

[@GoddessOfTheHunt23]

Closer to Prometheus than Icarus but yeah

[@thevictorhaha]

hearing them talking about the superbowl on the day of the superbowl is very reassuring

[@ryanfahed7540]

They definitely won’t miss an upload, they’re the most consistent channel on KZbin

[@CoolCarter]

I'm happy that they played stick fight, one of my favorite games to play with friends

[@matthewybarra5352]

Same

[@isaacomposer]

yeah this game is great

[@CoolCarter]

@@isaacomposer I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@ЕгорВидяков]

Red can't relate to this one tho

[@derphunk5338]

1:58 I haven't seen shenanigans this devious since the famed "quit if red killed you" Among Us strat.

[@bluebaron6811]

My favorite part was when Jacob said "yooo". 10/10. Fantastic line. Gosh, if only Dash was there to hear such inspiring words.

[@caleb.927]

What about when Jo said yooo?

[@bluebaron6811]

@@caleb.927 eh, it was okay. I'd rate it an 8.8/10. Could've had more enthusiasm.

[@MarTheSilly]

What about when Jawsh said yoooooooo

[@bluebaron6811]

@@MarTheSilly 14.2/10. Really poured it out from his soul. It was so good, I could barely hear it.

[@MarTheSilly]

@@bluebaron6811 FR THO I really wish Jawsh didnt die so I could here it again.

[@Vouniern]

You know who you *can* trust? The king piece from Chess!

[@ODISeth]

Yeah he has a sword

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

@@ODISeth new update's crazy, now he has two

[@ODISeth]

@@LeftforDeadZombie smh can’t believe FPS chess would fuck with the meta like this

[@ballisticboo7808]

He's like the gravity hammer of FPS Chess

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

@@ballisticboo7808 from halo

[@skeletonofflavor2716]

I would love to watch you guys play Shotgun King, the Final Checkmate, it's a chess roguelike but you have a gun.

[@ODISeth]

Jacob would probably enjoy it. Jo would want the episode to end in 10 minutes max

[@skeletonofflavor2716]

@@ODISeth I think you might be on to something Seth

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

44:04 Not only did red win, but he did the sonic pose too.

[@aidanlarimore4391]

Did not know Alpharad and Jaiden were living together that’s cool!

[@ryanblacklock8588]

7:38 I love when Jo gets shocked and makes noises like this

[@amberhernandez]

Red guy immediately won me over with the "I take it blue doesn't like me" line LMAO

[@Mysticshade59]

Trusting is the greatest mistake you could ever make, just ask Manfredy and Johnson who trusted those danes...

[@samsemy6825]

This is the most surprisingly wholesome video I've seen on this channel.

[@professorcabbage141]

Green’s sneak attack was so wholesome

[@Bentbire]

The patience of this man, holy shit

[@jjslide1]

That green asking red if hes a discord mod was PEAK content!

[@dj_kringo]

Day 43 of asking for No Straight Roads (also insanely hype game today)

[@dj_kringo]

@ErnieDoesGame Yep, and I’ve been asking for No Straight Roads from Day One, hoping they get to it eventually

[@_Ebag_]

You guys should play rounds! its just like this but roguelike, and spiderheck which is like this but spiders

[@Jamsalt]

Ngl reds a really good sport. And seemed to be having fun. Like clearly they didn't mind the riffing.

[@swabab745]

my screen randomly went black and i was convinced it was just apart the alpharad gold lifestyle

[@Sweetbreyy]

i love jo with all chat lmao

[@Fabled_Adventure_Girl_Kanna]

Play "will you snail?" cowords, you won't! Day 43

[@PenelopeNaomi]

Omg, this was one of the funniest alpharad gold videos I've seen in a FAT second.

[@RyanWilson346]

So we found out that Jacob and Jo clowning on random people in online games is the peak of this channel, both FPSChess and this are gold

[@FrostyLosty]

Green is an honorary Alpharad Gold member

[@normieaboo3866]

Im so happy that Green could join Alpharad Gold and his wacky escapades. Here's to all the funny "touch grass" jokes he will make!

[@b00psn00t]

Green is almost as funny as Marvin the mouse’s Ethernet cable joke

[@erentsen]

I thought all the Gold fans here knew Jacob and Jaiden live together. They did not make it very secret after all. I thought it was just a fact we all acknowledged, but not make comment on it. But fans are crazy after all.

[@agents6276]

I mean I kinda figured it out but it wasn’t really confirmed until now

[@felixsonofscouty]

do rounds sometime, it is a spiritual successor to this game

[@dkpsyhog]

Always forget how sick stick fight is, it's like a physics-based version of Duck Game Speaking of which, if they're still looking for suggestions...

[@Bongus_Bubogus]

Got it! Or maybe I don’t. Can’t trust myself after all🤷‍♀️

[@WaterXolotl]

Golden era’s theme of the day: post-quarantine quarantine cyber-bullying

[@kanra2332]

would love to see you play more landfall games: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, Rounds, and Clustertruck

[@DatHypnoboi]

Jo's scream at 15:22 has to be the most distressed I've heard him

[@goldenghost23]

They're shooting eachother lmao, like how Mary Jane shoots the venomized citizens of spiderman web of shadows. I think you guys should play that game :)

[@It_sSophiaUwU]

People already made the joke in the thumbnail before, along with similar edits. something something icarus complex

[@ReconVelocity]

There is a game like this called “Rounds” it works in a similar fashion, except you start out choosing perks at the beginning and when one gets two wins, the loser picks a perk. I think that’s be perfect for you guys. But it’s only 2 player, so it would be strictly you or jo (unless you had a guest play for you)

[@waveymew695]

Remeber kids, don't take sgit from cyber bullys. Take red for example. The hero we didn't want, but needed

[@Placeholder93]

Can’t wait for the doom eternal on switch video. Also green is best stick color

[@unorthodox_method8389]

I feel bad for the random guy getting bullied

[@NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3]

You don't trust someone ever, specially in naughty bear for Xbox360 and PS3

[@swiss5004]

Day 43 of asking Alpharad Gold to play My Singing Monsters

[@adrianaragundi5729]

Preface: Alright. Cmon. Day 44 HAS to be fight party. This game is basically fight party but optimized and 2D. Please. Play fight party. I beg. Day #43 of asking for: Fight party on steam. Pick a color. Name yourself (no limit on name length so go crazy). Go crazy. Many weapons, throwable items, stage hazards and if you play with bots it gets even weirder. Best part of this game is how incomplete it is in terms of its AI. Makes for some… interesting moments. Take it from me, there’s a lot of stuff that shouldn’t work that does. It’s wacky. Play this game. Help me not look like a fool in front of my friends haha. Until tomorrow.

[@ODISeth]

I love how your main argument for the game is how it’s incomplete and unoptimized like “hell yeah here’s a garbage game I love it because it’s so bad”

[@DoneThatSeenThat]

okay but hear me out, what if trusting yourself really is sending a message

[@peytongolding7544]

It's not about winning, it's about the trust we built along the way

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

This game is such stupid fun. I sometimes just play it for hours with my friends, we're laughing maniacally the whole time

[@blindthespian917]

Okay, but red kinda a real one for just going with it ngl

[@TheEighthWorld]

Completely honest, not just being nice: This is going to be a really fun watch.

[@swolecole]

i love how toxicly they are in sync

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"as you know I live with Jaiden" I did NOT know that, that explains why she's so unlucky though. She's been living with the natural luck magnet Jacob Alpharad, all the luck she would get goes to him

[@Garfield_Lover357]

This video really feels like Colin; (red) and dash; (green) are playing with them

[@firebolt1629]

I would love to see alpharad gold play luigis mansion, pikmin, shantae, fnaf, and Danganronpa

[@MrMe-by5tb]

Please play Rounds or Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

[@sonkasonks]

This title looks familiar.... *cough* still waiting for Spelunky 2 content *wheeze* I know they did one in Alpharad Gold (or Deluxe whatever) 4 weeks ago but s t i l l)

[@senpai2.054]

i want to see Jo try to figure out how to play Rain World

[@nc7718]

Game suggestion: Boomerang-fu. It's a quick party game but it's really fun. Also the hard bots play like actual people so you might want to try playing with them. :)

[@CanadianSpectator]

Game Suggestion: Rounds. It's very similar to this game, but easier to control and it has rogue-like elements. Essentially, losing a round gives you an upgrade as a sort of comeback mechanic.

[@R1GHTS1DE]

when are you playing wii bowling?

[@del5206]

Best gold episode yet. I really hope red and green see this. Green so we can see the legend. I want red to see this so he can see his own shame.

[@moojoy1920]

red put up with so much lmao

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

Guys I think they downloaded the wrong smash game…but you know what you can’t do that with? Gurumin and Devil Survivor. Day 24.

[@nopenever5235]

I strait cried while inhaling weed in to my brain after the birds lost 🦅 and this video made me feel better thank you Jo (Mr. Alpha D rad you know what you did)

[@BigHailFan]

"Spoil One Piece for him if he starts winning." Ngl, that's not even funny toxic. That's just petty.

[@ace0734]

I hope red and green are recurring side characters in the Gold saga

[@doughboywhine]

Barely a minute in and the part at 1:17 is amazing. The way Jacob just snaps to life when he realizes Jo didn't get the gun and how he throws himself off the ledge in a desperate attempt to get it looks like something out of a loony toons skit

[@Fabled_Adventure_Girl_Kanna]

Play "Voidigo" it's a very fun rouglike that oozes with charm and it has co-op! Day 43

[@trystanreadman1764]

i love alpharad's channel, but society is biased in favour of the posters perspective, honestly, alpha and jo were kinda toxic to that red guy

[@dr.tuesday2158]

Go birds??? Yeah this aged poorly

[@Ka_muu]

I just had a dream where Alpha set me up to be the drummer for a big event. I do not have drumming experience. I can't tell if I felt more like green guy or red guy.

[@marctennesen1395]

I like how they use utilitarian philosophical ideals to justify cyber bullying.

[@SuperJxl]

one of the funniest episodes this year. you should play lego batman

[@skye_Liz]

did you know that the president of the United States said in an interview "obamna soda play fluidity/hydroventure wiiware"? (day 43)

[@_poken6145]

Well if the president said so i guess they have to now

[@dapperkewlab9374]

The title and thumbnail legit are just a parody of alpha’s spelunky 2 video

[@jonathantolf6343]

You should play enter the Gungeon coop

[@shining9559]

I can't believe Jo and Jacob are divorced now none of us knew that why did he say "as you know"

[@ev0lt953]

Day 25 asking you guys to play Battleblock Theater. It’s an amazing game (used to be xbox exclusive) that is way more enjoyable with a party of 2 or more and the story is unique. Each level is unique and challenging and I want you to see your guys’ reaction.

[@Snapple_apple]

landfall's totally accurate battlegrounds would be good for remote recording !

[@chloeligma3883]

shocking that the guy that joins random lobbies in a small party game is actually a sweatlord at that game

[@jakethompson8281]

Another day, another request for Wario World to be finished