Our editor has to beat Mario 64 or else he's fired

Today, our editor makes the deal of a lifetime
#Day6 #SuperMario64 #AlpharadGold
Alpharad Gold is...
➤ Jacob Alpharad
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/ alpharad
/ alpharad
➤ Jo "JoSniffy" Sniffy
/ @josniffy3664
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➤ dotColin (EDITOR LOL)
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[@Pluike]

I’m gonna miss Colin (i haven’t started the video)

[@missing6747]

Me too, R.I.P. Colin

[@biggestbeanburrito712]

Same

[@devinis99]

He was a good editor o7

[@invertebrado]

Gone but not forgotten

[@Noel_Thornman]

Based! Same🥲

[@Piix4r]

I like that they had to pay some random dude to pretend to be "Colin the editor" for the whole episode. Like we all didn't know Colin was never real to begin with. That's what I call dedication.

[@The-official-grindel]

No, it was obviously Dash

[@Piix4r]

@@The-official-grindel idk, haven't watched the video

[@bazookasniper5167]

@@The-official-grindel 🙄 dash wuz a character made by tyler. Y u think tyler isnt editing anymore. "Dash" got fired.

[@roaringthunder115]

Dedication

[@dacedave4161]

Actually it was ALL ME

[@Gamemaster13000]

I like how Colin would rather get fired than change his profile picture on Twitter at the whim of the comments section.

[@buttergolf]

You don't know what the comments can do

[@P.Nash__]

You guys should film your editor editing and title it “our editor has to edit our video or he gets fired”

[@dacedave4161]

Hit!

[@antigoni1250]

Well, that is true. That's just content waiting to be made.

[@jc-pi9lf]

Colin: "I can clutch it up im used to it" Me seeing 30 minutes left in the video. "he must have done a second run after in this one video"

[@KR_Kosmik]

Dash is so good at speedrunning

[@devinmaycry6843]

Its why hes named that.

[@tbbbo]

@@devinmaycry6843 wait did his parents have a hunch or did he change his name, I don’t know the lore

[@DannyCheezits]

You

[@Calmtimer]

praise be... wait this isn't a bd1p video

[@sushi287]

@@tbbbo they didn’t have a hunch, he literally BLJ out of the womb

[@chaoticgoodra8396]

Only on alpharad gold can you get amazing content like two creators abusing a power dynamic with a kid! Nobody does it better 👏👏👏

[@dacedave4161]

It's based af

[@seanhennessy3968]

Can you imagine the state of things if Jo still went by JoJo?

[@JiroTheFro]

Image the amount of anime jokes that he could capitalize on

[@Voastish]

Being a fan of DotColin is like being a fan of thomas from regular show

[@safegarlic2888]

true

[@EmmyEntropy2000]

But Thomas became an incredibly interesting character later on

[@rainbz]

​@@EmmyEntropy2000 damn 💀

[@dacedave4161]

Thomas is an L! Everybody knows that the best character from Regular Show is High Five Ghost!

[@puny2008]

why is this so true

[@NSAsterus]

This channel’s predecessor was so bit-centric that I’m still not convinced that this wasn’t all a bit and it was actually Jo playing and betting with himself given how much he commented on the routing.

[@ODISeth]

I’m so glad Ludwig knew how to spell Ÿoh’s name

[@camdenwilder207]

They let little bro play, what did we expect 💀

[@dacedave4161]

14:50 was kinda hype though

[@dougpouncey]

I’m going to miss Colin. He was a 10/10 creator

[@omarenriquez6094]

this channel constantly has a backlog, and im super interested how long it can last with only the ENTIRETY of the backlog, without the “new game every day” restriction. hell, it feels like it could last half the year with it.

[@ffbear8078]

This is either gonna be the year of Colin or the year we lost Colin

[@greytestgrey3837]

Not only an editor, but also a gamer

[@dacedave4161]

I like this comment

[@guineamations3743]

@@dacedave4161 I like this comment

[@MasacoMike]

I don't like this comment

[@dacedave4161]

@@MasacoMike Miss!

[@andrewscarbrough8796]

@@MasacoMike Miss!

[@onlysmiles4949]

13:32 It wasn't a facecam, but rather a picture of a bird that the community ended up naming Archie. In fact, there's even a speedrun trick that would end up being named Archie as a result of this The run also had no in-game music, which honestly should have been a red flag from the start

[@sspir1t309]

As a fellow Colin I am happy our kind is finally getting some representation in popular media

[@nicolasvidal92]

The fact that Northernlion's SM64 speedrun is only known for being on Switch is pretty hilarious. So long my love

[@Yobby2442]

RIP to joe for getting his name spelled wrong all the time, good luck in the future joe and all alpharad deluxe goldies out there

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

I'll be honest I wasn't expecting a video today and thought that they already stopped uploading. Really glad to be proven wrong!

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

@im sacred how about you release this ratio

[@_-Dante-_]

Glad they gave Colin the oppurtinity to give Ludwig a shout out at the end of the video. Always nice to see someone help out the Little Guy 🤗

[@mudkipfan2585]

Since the run is clearly not sub-30 his profile picture should be just the number 10

[@ogeid772]

39:47 is basically 20:00 if you think about it

[@Mhochul]

jacob acting like he didn't splice his huniepop speedrun slower to get 69th place

[@jaffaesque]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching this channel it’s that Jo is down bad for curly fries.

[@neverafrown6308]

I hope no one dies this episode

[@canofspam9862]

me too (not really)

[@a_ninja2376]

I wish Colin could be in more episodes. He honestly fits the vibe so well, especially with the final line of the video

[@animefan1246]

Jacob really said "oh you like fries? cool that's all you get"

[@MostlyHappyGaming]

DotColin is a 10/10

[@teenagesteveminecraft]

That's a miss

[@absolutegamer7156]

Hit!

[@DannyBob526]

Grr

[@noyou8214]

FWEET

[@internetguy7319]

Dotcollin is more fun to watch than altrive so far

[@dacedave4161]

They usually upload by time I get home from work :( (yes a plussy/Deluxe Enthusiast/Gold fan has a job and it's funny)

[@fauster2850]

i feel like working with alpharad must be a terrifying experience. on the outside he seems like a nice guy but on the inside he's a manipulator. a tormenter. he'll go to any lengths to get what he wants. gives off the same energy as lalo salamanca.

[@Yopop1]

Wait what the heck, I thought the gimmick was that they were using longplays or something to "play" different games. Honestly didn't expect an actual play session this entire year.

[@lux481]

I just expected them to not upload all year

[@dacedave4161]

DAY 6 BABY!!! Banger upload too! Mario 64 speedrunning with a twist!? MAJOR HIT! Also I wonder what the channel is called now 🤔 Edit: 14:50 this was actually hype! What makes this better is that I was gambling in a game yesterday and it worked out 3 times in a row!

[@gaelananderson3818]

I say Colin's pfp should be him wallkicking off the loading zone in the pyramid at 16:40

[@Platitudinous9000]

Holy shit, Jacob finally got a free sandwich without having to be Spider-Man

[@SeriesKJ]

It's always so jarring to hear northernlion's name outside of northernlion content because the man has like ONE collab every 3 months

[@PowerOf47]

i say 3d all stars counts separately from mario 64, but only as one game. so if you wanted to play 64 again you could on there, but you couldn't also use 3d all stars to also play galaxy and sunshine in different episodes.

[@chandler2581]

You can change the camera controls in the 3D All-Stars version, but it looks like this one is the NSO version, and I wouldn't know if the NSO version has that option.

[@jazzhandsdownthetoilet5838]

this video is so amazing that it has zero dislikes, well done mr. gold!

[@FakeMerch]

It would have been a very meta alpharad play to splice a run while theory crafting splicing a run.

[@YO0O0O0]

Dash was really quiet this episode idk why

[@eitan531]

That splice is the most editing Colin has ever done, right next to that Freddy jumpscare

[@flyguy7919]

Oh my fucking god I was the 17 year old at the wedding. For like 20 minutes after I was taking with my brother that I was like 95% sure you WERE josniffy like a crazed conspiracy theorist. Then i saw you tweet about crashing a wedding the next day or something and actually died laughing. Nice to “meet” you mr.josniffy sir. P.S. I did get to actually hang out with Minecraft Matthew and get on a phonecall with Altrive so probably 2-1 for youtuber interactions anyway

[@rickyrns1059]

Can definitely recommend Live A Live, especially the Wild West Chapter, there’s some awesome dialogue options in that chapter.

[@ProBotGamming]

A video with Colin? I rate this a 10/10

[@anarchond]

40:20 um Collin did also say "a burger too" and Alpha responded by saying "yeah i already ordered that"

[@mysticshade3831]

oh oh, Alpharad gold is flying to close to the sun...

[@dacedave4161]

How hype would it be if he uploaded at the last second?

[@dacedave4161]

The description of the next video ;)

[@CapnCactus]

So glad that their little brother got to play with an actual controller again.

[@zeos26]

Holy shit, Jo is a stand user???!!

[@isur4k]

About the "Splicing something for fun" thing, you could tell one of the mods in advance so if you get caught you have someone to back up the "it was for a bit" story

[@AkeemKaleeb]

25:38 YOOOO SHOUTOUT TO WAWA! We love Wawa.

[@ElariaFlori]

Colin should change his profile picture to a 10/10 KZbin rating

[@jackschule8018]

This is the most 10/10 speedrun ever

[@ponds3638]

Colin’s fnaf jump scare made me almost crash my car I’m happy to see him on thin ice

[@agentk4118]

A really nice looking 10 is what colin should have as a profile picture

[@blaketaylor3726]

I don’t know if they know this but the input delay might be because the tv isn’t in Game mode… 😂

[@insertnamehere7212]

(This is a reposted comment) Salutations Alpharad Gold; I come to you with a proposition. But before I begin, I must inquire, what constitutes as a "Game"? You proclaimed that you would be playing 365 games, but what do those include? Video games are a given, but what about...board games? Or maybe even sport? As a famous tweet asserted, "When God plays his games, will turtle mania not be in the lineup"? This widens the horizons of the channel's future, and Alpharad Gold has already started with a fusion of video and board game in Mario party 1. But it leaves you to wonder what is a game that has it all? I believe I know where to start. Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games, a masterpiece that transcends what we ever thought possible. Is it a video game? Yes. Does it have a sport? Yes. Does it have a board game mode? Yes. Does it have a fancy yellow colour? YES! This is a game that has everything, with one exception, an Aplharad Gold video. Also Dicey Dungeons

[@nikofri2885]

Yeaaahhh, i can't wait for another 5 days of videos before they give up!

[@t00nbink]

I love the cannonfull reference, haven't finished the video yet but I hope alpha will reference Big A's amazing 50 star door BLJ setup

[@meta4knight]

Describing northernlion as a speed runner is an interesting choice haha

[@LeFlshe]

This does count differently than 3d allstars 64.

[@_Mandon_]

4:25 If you run out of games I think counting them as seperate games is a valid last resort while you search for more games

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what else Colin should beat? A Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

[@goldenghost23]

I dont always watch speedruns. But when I do, Jo is involved.

[@Panguin9z]

They fact they name dropped Big A is insane to me

[@3kojimbles895]

who?

[@Kori-ko]

Damn, I can't believe Dot Colin has to change his profile pic to the Nurse from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls wearing a mask from their Covid-19 video. That's crazy.

[@SekanderThe]

As the ACTUAL 57th best switch vc 16 star holder (and prides myself on it) I feel attacked

[@FemMushroom]

Different versions of games definitely counts for different videos

[@dacedave4161]

YOOOOO HUGH!!!!

[@THEboyLucasAnimation]

You know. The real speedrun is the friends we made along the way.

[@dacedave4161]

Wholesome!

[@LuneyEc]

I think a cool game to play is Neon White. Its like speed-running card based platformer that has weapons you can discard to use movement abilites

[@minecryptian896]

There's a fun strategy based fighting game called "Your Only Move Is Hustle" you choose your moves frame by frame and it all comes together at a full speed replay at the end.

[@asprinjuice8877]

I never thought I’d get anxiety over this channel uploading

[@dacedave4161]

I heard liking the video helps them remember to upload

[@dacedave4161]

It's a good thing you liked the video. Phew

[@loginyes3745]

I am genuinely shocked that this is still going

[@_-Dante-_]

petition for Colin change his profile picture to the art of Eminem with the Minions

[@hat2876]

I will sponsor collin protein powder and boxing classes. He has to train hard to get sub 20

[@justananormalguyonyt3933]

Colin gives Tom Holland energy

[@benmcmahon9942]

so we're just looking past the fact that Jo was a JoJo in his youth

[@kylestreet7641]

Yeah I feel like he's going to regret saying that on the internet

[@zachwohl1600]

Jacob's read on Philly attitude, especially the Birds and Eagles, was completely on point. Dalessandro's is a classic. If it's called a "Philly cheesesteak" on the menu, it's not a real cheesesteak.

[@SmoreBender]

3:29 jacob jinxed it man

[@TheMobileFoodCritic]

He is very good at speedrunning

[@jpeterson8646]

Haven’t watched yet but 😭 why are we bullying Colin again all he ever does is give us 10/10 videos

[@catato6568]

incredible content please have more guest episodes after this!!

[@ornq8378]

"you were gonna order food want me to do it for u?" "hell yea thx man" "no prob i got you just fries....."

[@olived2196]

mario peace sign with pride flag in the background and ditto face on mario

[@dacedave4161]

Lmao that's good

[@mrmurphy1893]

colin’s profile picture should be the number 10

[@v0idman-107]

man... yet another banger video by TheoryCrafting365, amazing work!

[@kittenmagician7416]

As a fellow former world record holder myself, you guys should play teleport jumper

[@morgan3373]

impressive ! he did it in 39:47:26 !

[@kirbythe64]

not impressive tbh, 39 hours is pretty slow man

[@morgan3373]

@@kirbythe64 i dont know dude , my best time is still 40 hours . . .

[@Fabled_Adventure_Girl_Kanna]

Play "will you snail?" cowords, you won't! Day 6

[@nba2k15hoodmoments]

coword

[@dacedave4161]

COW WORD HAHAHAHA

[@spookylolbit]

"what is wawa" IM SOBBING IN PENNSYLVANIAN RN HOW COULD YOU

[@LyraVegaYT]

it would be nice to see more Mario Party Advance this year!! That Twitter banner is so you LOL

[@tomjackal5708]

jo said 'i already 8' and all i could think of was that time alpha told the story about some chick blowing him then saying that when he went to drive thru

[@sinou319]

here's a game suggestion that i think could be a really good fit for the channel: Vagante it's pretty much spelunky if it had light RPG elements to it - swords n sorcery, levelups/skillpoints and gear, bosses and the like, but you can still fall into spikes and get instantly murdered it's got 4p local multiplayer (and the game in general can be very scuffed) i think it's good enough for an video

[@memetech-]

"if this video is not under 20 minutes" its over FOURTY

[@lucethedoormat81]

the texting talk give me a heart attack

[@FreyjaThAwesome1]

Goodbye Colin, you won’t be missed. Now on to the important part: when are you playing Skylanders

[@pandaron4463]

This is the most game engaged content ive seen in months

[@emeraldiguana7316]

Well good thingi stopped before 20 mins since the video is 40. thanks jo!

[@spi231]

10/10 speedrun right here. Only way it could have been better is if the final time was 10:10.10