The Final Suika Game

merry christmas and happy holidays!
#Day358 #MySuika #AlpharadGold
Alpharad Gold is...
➤ Jacob Alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
➤ Jo "JoSniffy" Sniffy
/ @josniffy3664
/ josniffy
/ josniffy
➤ dotColin (EDITOR LOL)
/ dotcolinn

[@itsmecrimson]

ah, yes, the "ultra mega massive real incredible suika game week finale" as opposed to the previous"mega suika game week finale", as we all were waiting for

[@jstar3382]

bullshit, suikarad gold was peak content. I stayed up til 2 to watch that shit

[@onebear6504]

End of the year Suika needs to be a thing

[@itsmecrimson]

@@jstar3382 oh I'm not complaining i just find it funny how it went from "suika week" to "suika month" to "suika week is over" to "oh this is actually the end to suika" and god knows it isnt

[@Fyrbolt200]

I really need the last video to be a bait and switch Suika with some other game as the thumbnail

[@dazcarrr]

the beauty of alpharad gold is that you're never sure what the bit is, but you do know they're commiting to it

[@skaerkilde]

I'm a nearly 30 teacher myself, and what Jacob says about teachers knowing when you're bullshitting them is absolutely true. I usually give students the benefit of the doubt, but some of the things they say is so absurd that I just have to look at them and say "Do you want me to put you on blast?" Because if given the opportunity, I will point out that they have a history of not doing their work, so when I ask for it and they say they turned it in? Doubt. Suspicion. Deception check FAILED.

[@AzureChuck]

In middle school computer lab I had a teacher ask me if I was playing games instead of working and immediately said no…I had no idea they got some new software that year that tracked all the computer screens. Asked me again a bit later, and when I still denied she pulled up 8k footage of my ass playing cookie clicker in front of the whole class in real time. I still denied it. I still think of that 10 years later.

[@imadokilife628]

Continuing to deny is WILD, but not surprising 😭

[@MrPieEducation]

I had a dream last night I met Jo and instead of saying hi like a normal fan I held the door open for him and then yelled "YOU'RE WELCOME" at him when he didn't thank me. Jacob was there too but he went into a different store to buy a beer.

[@catsungdae]

that's so awesome

[@Banana_D]

you're so wholesome for that ❤

[@magusperde365]

I had a dream where they both killed me in an alley in a platoniv way

[@yoshimario40]

I don't think there were a lot of cases where I just didn't hand in homework, but there were a lot of cases where I did my assignments literally the night before and claimed that, yep, this is what I've been working on for the past few weeks. Yeah I don't think anyone believed that.

[@myrtenal]

Did you guys know if you combine the names 'Kat' and 'Ana' it spells 'Katana'? Like the sword?

[@mysterypug]

IT CANT END LIKE THIS 😢😢😢😢😢 we need more suika before the end of the year

[@ms42069]

I used to submit .rar files as my homework with a happy note that said something like I didnt do it :) It sometimes worked, but sometimes didn't

[@damocleas]

all I wanted for Christmas was this thank you both

[@baguettehero4430]

Choosing ANOTHER SUIKA as the video for Christmas of all days is actually insane

[@male4047]

Naughty Bear from "Naughty Bear for the Xbox 360 and playstation 3" would love to play this revolutionary piece of media "My Suika."

[@catlord911]

suika week unironically fixed my sleep schedule

[@lulilee4152]

i had good grades but didn’t do my work, my 7th-8th grade math teacher always checked if we did our homework and every day i showed him the exact same page from my notebook and he was like “yeah looks right”

[@zoahking]

For the question at 33:45 I gotta say the biggest lie I told my teachers is that I was excited for college. I hated studying. Now I have a full time job as a licensed electrician and work for great money

[@tremkl]

I always prefer when a holiday falls on Monday than a Friday. The week leading up to a 3 day weekend is always hype, and the four day work week is a relief, but when you get Friday off these two weeks are the same week, while getting Monday off stretches it out to two weeks.

[@maapleleaf8776]

I’m addicted to watching Jacob play suika, PLEASE MORE SUIKA IN 2024 😭 and neon white!!!

[@imadokilife628]

If Jacob was an athlete, his teacher would have pulled through 100%

[@RatkingNyxu]

I was in a programming class in high school. It was a dual-enrollment with the local community college, and we were a small class of like, four. We did our work, but also goofed around a lot- sending network commands to shut each other's computers down, playing games, etc. We watched the entirety of Saving Private Ryan once. Well, turns out all "student drives" on the network were configured wrong, weren't actually limited in scope, etc. I got called in to be investigated because of the eight page document they had of "Questionable files" in the resulting data audit, I was three pages. It was the Java SDK, unpacked. Completely innocent. I had at least /some/ rapport at that time, so I was able to offer to help identify what people had on their drives to help save time. One student I didn't know had ZSNES on their drive. I said "Yeah that's a video game emulator, there's no reason they should have that." The Vice Principal nodded, highlighted that student's name, then mentioned "Ah, so [Classmate] would be in the same boat as well.." And I jump in IMMEDIATELY with "Oh, no, no, he's in my class- we're working on game design so he's using it to study how the games work" - They called the professor in. He backed me. What a bro. Then there was my 9th grade English class. Hated homework. HATED it. Tired of getting 0s on the homework, however, I started holding up prior week's assignments- stuff of similar size. He wasn't READING it, just glancing to see if there was text on paper. I then started holding up blank paper. At one point I held up a sign that said "I'm sorry [Teacher], I didn't do my homework" . I was sitting in his peripheral, I could see him type 1-0-0-enter on the numpad then he'd ask the next student. Either he was that inattentive, or he didn't care because he figured I'd fail the class anyway. I'm to this day still uncertain if my English Lit teacher from high school knew I wasn't doing the reading assignments, but I love telling the story that I, based only on discussions in class, was able to effectively argue that Sancho Panza (from Don Quixote) wasn't a "real" person in the book.

[@1Andydude]

I'm not gonna lie, your suika content got me into game development just so I can try making a better suika game. I'm sad that this will be the last one, as I'd want you guys to try my game when its done. :C

[@cirlu_bd]

- "viewer retention is about 8min on our letsplays, I wonder why..?" - gets the watermelon at 8:00 well that's an explanation right here, people got to see the watermelon, they peace out !

[@pokemonchase9876]

I am so glad that next year is gonna be a year of suika (also that the challenge is gonna end just at the final stretch as a bit)

[@pokemonchase9876]

also I can't beleieve that Jo is such a horrible friend, I feel sorry for Alpha the Rad the Gold. EDIT: how could Alpha the Rad the Plus do this to us EDIT 2: ur welcome and uhhhh I didn't really lie to my teachers much lol, was a lazy bastard tho.

[@justfluff6436]

32 year old working from home. I don't lie often to teachers (too goody two shoes over here). The only thing I could think of is during college, my art history teacher told us that we need to turn in a paper or we will fail the class. I almost missed the mark and took the L because I was working on it til the day of and even through class time. I was in my dorm about to give up until my friend at the time messaged me asking where I was. She urged me to complete the assignment, so I emailed my teacher telling her I was running late from (something I can't remember. Work maybe?) while I stalled getting the paper done. I managed to finish the paper and arrive to class 20 min before the class was over and turned it in on time. I also passed the class altogether. Now that was a miracle pulled out of my ass Looking back on it now, she probably didn't believe me. I would've assumed I was lying tpp, but she probably didn't care as long as I turned the paper in before class was over

[@holymacaroni8478]

what better way to celebrate christmas on suika gold?

[@bridgergriffiths4364]

Ok i just got reminded of a teacher i had in highschool. He would only give out assignments maybe twice a quarter. The thing was he always got on me about my stuff being late and i always told him that i got it done, cause i did, and i had to redo multiple assignments because they were missing. One time he got feed up and said here is all of the assignments from this school year, find yours and you will be all good.... I found them all and for the rest of highschool he bumped my grades up to an A at the end of the year.

[@Octy_in_Boots]

This is the one suika game I've actually played, but the fruits were more like the classic version. I had the cat skin on my old phone. Edit: it's disappeared from the Google play store entirely. Wtf?

[@FioreFire]

the biggest lie I ever told a teacher was on homework printouts with a spot to write down the date, I would put down a date that was several days earlier rather than admit that I was doing it on the last night before it was due

[@ryebread69420]

i didn't lie much in school actually. there were a few times i would try and gaslight myself to make a lie more believable, y'know to REALLY sell it. but it was really only my typography class in college i lied in. there was this one assignment we had to redesign like 18 different signs for a golf course and i just didnt have ANY idea what i was doing nor did i really care, since signage wasn't what i took graphic design for. needless to say, i procrastinated so fucking hard on that assignment that when it came time to show our thumbnail sketches i just had nothing. i came up with the bright idea to tell my professor "oh, this morning i was doing some extra thumbnail sketches just to try and generate ANY new ideas and i spilled coffee over the page of thumbnail sketches and it DESTROYED everything so now i have to redo them all!" in the moment, i thought i got away with it. i was psyching myself up for that, i had rehearsed the lines thinking that would help. a few of my friends were convinced in the moment, and my professor seemed chill about it like "oh no problem, just make sure you get them all done by tonight so you don't lose time on the digital rough stage." i totally thought i got away with it but looking back, that mf knew i was lying through my teeth.

[@WallyInfinite]

The me at the zoo thumbnail did get changed, however the thumbnail change was because of a hack so it got changed back.

[@phtevenmort9163]

The most poetic thing this channel could do before their break next year is upload pokemon mystery dungeon episode 1 on January 1st again

[@saurbar0]

Excited for Suika year!

[@tenbendenhenjenkenpenyenze7515]

Can’t wait for new year’s suika livestream. Getting watermelon at midnight challenge!!

[@dusk2308]

yo that would be so pog XD

[@ThePuzzled1]

I can't wait for 2024 when they rebrand as Apharad Suika

[@kingcrazy2146]

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE DAY THAT PEOPLE NORMALLY COME BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS BREAK

[@danielpike9873]

Crazy take Jo, PBG has not fallen off.

[@equatoiles7634]

unironically the perfect Christmas gift

[@drdca8263]

I don’t remember ever lying to a teacher. I did fail to turn things in, because I forgot I had some assignments

[@invertebrado]

I legit thought when we got to the see the steam overlay of jacob selecting the payment method that Colin actually forgot to censor stuff and scared for him. Thankfully, he was just a little late

[@pepsi49]

It's almost like Jo is still with us 💔 🕊

[@aussiejo5764]

This joke is funny every single time, just like Jo was. Still miss him.

[@pepsi49]

​@@aussiejo5764 bro your name is jo you're also gone bro I miss you rip my boy aussiejo5764

[@DavidSartor0]

I've never lied, as far as I know.

[@shinnyboppers9802]

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

[@artisticconfusion8092]

I told one of my college professors that I definitely had my essay done and proceeded to have to type 20 pages that night

[@edenparnell9011]

Gym class notes. I forged my parents' names on a note to get me out of doing the pacer test and the pushups and stuff. The fact it was on turn out notebook paper and I was like "shit if i sign both names in the same ink it'll look fake so i gotta use two diff colour pens" probably gave it away BUT i got to sit out the Fitness Gram Pace Test(tm) so I call it a win

[@ShepherdXander]

25:01 this fruit really awakened something in me

[@madelineclementine75]

im a full grown adult with a full time job; biggest lie I constantly pulled in grade school was signing my book report as my mom and pretending it was her signature. my cursive was awful. but my teachers didn't give a shit lol

[@abbyelectric]

not in a job yet (college student), but I remember I would consistently lie about the weekly reading my primary school gave us, I just asked my mum to sign the thing *saying* I'd done it. So I guess I lied to both my parents AND the teacher there, lol

[@andrewdavis200]

Biggest lie has to be all the times I skipped school because of sleeping in. Luckily my mom covered for me but my psycholgy teacher 100% knew it was actually depression.

[@RelaxedRuthless]

Just recently dropped out of college, in 4th grade, I used to look through my backpack for homework that I never fucking did like nearly everyday

[@thorfypoo]

I used to do the classic excuses constantly and say oh it’s done but I lost it, but eventually I stopped caring and just would say I didn’t do it, so I don’t remember the best worst lie

[@LTMStarlight]

merr crimmas had a fun christmas and in a few minutes I am eating some Beef Wellington that I helped make. Hope everyone else is having a good Christmas (or day in general.)

[@AshArtzMusic]

4:35 Jawed gets his account hacked and it’s not uncommon for someone to change the thumbnail or delete the video when they do, it always gets returned to the original form, so it likely was different

[@jonnyscoutgames]

I think my bigger lie in grade school was coming up with a different excuse every day about why I didn't do my handwriting assignment. Looking back, I certainly could have used the handwriting practice bc my current handwriting is DOGSHIT, but yeah I really wasn't about it when I was a kid. I didn't even have better things to do, I just didn't do that specific assignment. I definitely did not get away with most of my lies, but my teacher was usually cool about it even tho she DEFINITELY knew

[@Jamsalt]

the cover of a book is DESIGNED to be judged.

[@DanishMicheal]

Is this TRULY the final Suika Game, Jacob Alpharad?

[@Ardent__]

the thumbnail for me at the zoo was changed for a few days, then changed back

[@scotty1101]

one time in 7th grade the kid next to me SUCKED JUST ABSOLUTE MONKEY NUTS at terraria and so i stole his phone from him and got him the fiery greatsword at that time we were watching a video for an essay, and by the end said kid was like "ok dude just copy and paste my essay no one will ever know" (we had already received plagiarism courses at this point) i had a very fun time that day with the principal trying to explain how it was that our essays were 1:1 without bringing up his suckage

[@pinna3691]

the me at the zoo thumbnail really did change ❤️ it just got changed back ❤️

[@butitwasmekrach1164]

That I "accidentally" submitted a blank/other homework google doc which was really just to buy time

[@PaperPilotGamer]

34:00 Honestly? My biggest academic lie was that I did any of the daily homework in a literature class. Basically '1-sentence answer review questions.' I just did the 'rewrite the question as the answer' thing, but never finished the answer. I don't know if the teacher ever noticed, because I got full credit on every one of those assignments.

[@BevinEG]

HEY! I watched the full thing for every anime game you played.

[@tymisfit8429]

you’re welcome, and i have no clue ive forgotten most of school by now (im 23)

[@sarafray]

I got my niece and nephews hooked on the Suika game for switch so when they got Nintendo store gift cards they all lined up to have me buy it for their switch. Best $3 spent.

[@pqaza_]

I accidently bought this game instead of regular suika while trying to find suika on the steam store

[@angrymango42]

I legit never once told a lie in academics. I was a pure good boy all the way until graduating high school.

[@isabeaucampbell9971]

33:55 in 3rd grade I forged my moms signature on my at home reading register. I did the reading just not to my parents. Didn’t guess as to why my Dad got called into my school a few days later. Also told my religious class teacher in 7th grade that I kept falling asleep in her class because I had insomnia and not because I was bored shitless in her class

[@SylvalumNight]

Suika lives on in our hearts.

[@Fwigid]

Cool beans! I love watching you Jacob : D

[@simplygrass]

genuinely i would watch suika year

[@icenovice]

MERRY SUIKA CHRISTMAS

[@j1r1]

33 year old here, I guess forging my moms signature on a detention notice when I got caught smoking a cigarette in the school yard (I tried to smoke for a week for coolness points, all I got out of it was detention. ) The teacher who was assigned to the detention looked at the obvious fake signature and then at me and said seriously. we has an akward pause and I was like yup. Then we never spoke of it

[@freaglii2474]

Honestly, I don´t think there was a lie like that where I thought I got away with it but in hindsight didn´t. Our teachers would often let us get away with things, saying things like "You´re not allowed to do that so don´t let me see" or it was too significant to let someone get away with so they either didn´t realize or did punish us in whatever way.

[@HollowEXP]

This is the suika i play on my phone 10/10 love the look and modes

[@colemanclark4027]

This reminds me of episode one my suika game

[@loganboyd1187]

This is the version I play, I love the ninja skins

[@slateportraichu5416]

Happy Holidays=3 Thank you for all your hard work=3

[@dusk2308]

since now that i am 30 i can say that i didn't even finish summer school lmao. where i was just listening to music, playing games and where school was gonna start back up in like a week the principle just came up to me and said "welp school is gonna start next week and seeing how you are only 70% the way through the online summer school course so let's just say that you passed. cause we're not gonna have a teacher stay after school just to make sure you finish your summer school. and i was like 👍cool" where i never went to summer school again.

[@xvjk5007x]

I for one welcome the Year of Suika.

[@lolzant397]

This is it, Jo

[@PJOZeus]

I definitely came back because of Suika week but like, shit did drop off for a while The channel's always been about the people, and for a good while the people just weren't there

[@MangoEggo]

i built a bond with a teacher over the movie Your name. and he asked if i watched any other movies made by the same person and i said yes... fattest lie ive ever told and he DEFFENITLY knew about it.

[@thed4rkhu7er]

Suika year bouta be my next obsession after Tenmo Player

[@golira19]

this has more views than jacobs birthday

[@ChaoNovaG]

This year is definitely ending with mystery dungeon.

[@toastr1255]

This year _began_ with mystery dungeon. That was the January 1st video.

[@TillyCorbin]

@@toastr1255 they never said they wouldn't play the same game twice in the year, all they said was that if they did do that the channel would be deleted

[@ohsohm02]

Omega wholesome Suika moment

[@sdsanz92]

Regarding the question at the end, I'm gonna take a small liberty. It's not that I thought a teacher bought a lie, but the fact that I believed all the adults I talked to gave a shit about what I had to say. Holy shit, I can't believe none of them groaned and rolled their eyes at hearing some full-of-themselves highschool prick say their hobby was "thinking" and that I enjoyed contemplating deep philosophical questions (they absolutely fucking weren't). I know looking back and cringing is a sign of growth, but *jeez*

[@dominicgilmore3844]

Man it really is a week left. Thats insane. I'm so close

[@davefromaccounting1983]

This is in fact, not the final suika

[@artifice4723]

They did actually change the thumbnail, they must have changed it back

[@zachlewis9751]

Oh. I didn’t realize Suika was cocomelon.

[@Maelys_ACNH]

So we all agree this def aint teh last suika of the year, right ?

[@robinsgivenup9752]

I just straight up never did like any of my final exams cause I was out with COVID and when the staff realized I straight up just said I did and they just like rolled with it.

[@gem42412]

jo is literally me

[@InkInkly]

MERRY SUIKA

[@neonsmith2802]

Just got into Ultrakill for christmas, if y'all liked neon white this one feels like it hits in a similar vein, depending on what it was you enjoyed about neon white :D

[@BlueMageBrilly]

Interesting that this is "My Suika" and it's mostly just the regular Suika. At the very least, I do appreciate that you can get any of these outfits for free by just playing the game a lot. It's a nice comfortable feature, but I also appreciate that they're only .99 cents, too. I only wish it changed up the sizes of the fruit too, that'd be interesting, though it might make some outfits better than the others. These different modes are also interesting, but kinda bland. I thought that rescuing one would have those rocks explode whenever you finished "rescuing" a nearby fruit, but no luck. 34:35 - I don't think I ever really told "lies" in school, honestly. But I did cheat a few times; notably with some spelling tests because I just can't handle silent letters. I don't /think/ the teacher figured it out, but it's entirely possible. All I did was lay my head down or lean over and look down at the sheet of paper that had all the answers on it that was just sticking out of my books very slightly. The teacher never really spoke to me about it outside the usual "Did you fall asleep?" since I often did fall asleep in class back then. They may never know I cheated. Thanks for the last Suika of the year. (' ')/

[@Freakout04]

I don't really have like one big lie, but throughout A levels (British qualifications when you're 16-18) I would consistently say "Oh yeah, I did do the homework, I guess I just uploaded it to the wrong place", and the teachers just didn't push it because it's like, man you're an adult now, if you don't wanna do the work you don't have to. But yeah no I absolutely thought I got away with it at the time

[@giovanniguarino4177]

new pico 8 suika dropped, marble merger. Best one I've played yet imo.

[@bibbus3588]

HEY THIS IS THE SUIKA I HAVE ON MY PHONE

[@maryhetherington5997]

...I totally thought this was Suika... I thought this was the original and that the fruit changes was a seasonal thing or something like that...

[@Snetzelsnetzalsnetzul]

SUIKA YEAR!!!

[@THEEND4444]

Back in elementary school I told my guidance counselor that my younger sister would try to kill me. Complete lie, no idea why I did it, just me being a stupid kid. Probably just wanted attention. Whenever they asked for more details or to speak to my parents I’d just make up stupid reasons to not be more specific and to not talk to my mom. Yeah, they legit didn’t believe me and thank goodness they didn’t.