Suika Clones are Getting Good

Suika week 2 going strong
#Day325 #SuikaWorld #AlpharadGold
Alpharad Gold is...
➤ Jacob Alpharad
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➤ Jo "JoSniffy" Sniffy
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➤ dotColin (EDITOR LOL)
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[@yesty3473]

Jacob: “I mean name one bad thing Christopher Columbus has done” Jo: Jacob: Jo: “Suika’s really fun man”

[@jaydenmcculloch63]

well, he did start the genocide of millions of the North American indigenous people, so there's that

[@Duckamoly]

I love cloning Suika. I clone suika several times a day. Cloning suika is life

[@Ottomated]

damn, whoever made this game must be super talented and handsome and cool

[@leonmccann3907]

I agree

[@VanyaDeltora]

and whoever has the highest score in solo must also be super talented and handsome and cool, but slightly less than who made it 😁

[@valence7]

I honestly really like the concept of Jacob and Jo just telling stories to each other with Suika playing in the background

[@kelpusf]

based cave story pfp

[@yesty3473]

It’s kind of like videos of guys on a podcast with subway surfers gameplay underneath

[@Addvant]

​@yesty3473 we got zoomer trapped

[@woobilicious.]

If you dig into the "let's game it out" back catalog you'll see Josh was actually doing something exactly like this with a guy called Anthony, I love the talking "shit while playing games" style.

[@camjetawesome]

when you think about it, jacob and jo telling stories while playing games is what this channel has always been at it's core

[@catsudoll]

my father thought it would be funny to move an elf on the shelf around in my room with a knife. every christmas i felt fear that it would murder me in my sleep

[@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470]

My older brother did that once and scared the shit out of me

[@4daptability991]

My mom lied to my older brother about his preschool getting eaten by giant ants because she didn't like the teachers. When she switched my preschool, she straight-up said she didn't like the teachers yelling at us.

[@Reisen_Inaba]

also got yelled at in preschool for not being able to do an inchworm-type movement during a song activity preferably try not to make your problems kids' problems

[@playlistsforbordem]

Fun fact! Some cities DO limit the number of pets you could have. My town it was 3 dogs + 5 cats. No more than 8 animals TOTAL. This was because my town was a farming town so everyone had some kind of pet and a lot of hoarding situations would happen even if the owner didn't mean to.

[@beeftips1628]

Where I lived you couldn’t have more than 7 pets, well we had a cat problem and at one point had 11 cats living with us. My parent told me the seven thing and I never verified but then again why lie about that if we have 11

[@FlareFighters]

Listening to Joe admit to childhood stories about gaslighting his friend's little brother over the Suika music on loop hits different Edit: I think it's spelled Jo, can't be sure though

[@why3994]

jo

[@colton7845]

Jo

[@toag3822]

Jo

[@aaaaaxo]

Jo

[@vi0124]

Jo

[@Color_Splsh]

The funniest thing about Jacob's "Christopher Columbus is just like Jesus and Santa" is that all three of those people very much existed at one point.

[@Maker0824]

I can confirm there is an ipad Suika. it’s made with unity, and pretty much just uses the built in unity physics engine. I won’t spoil the rest, but it has some other surprises to it too.

[@KubickQ]

There’s also browser suika on iPad

[@chichu685]

The game is called I want watermelon

[@benfranco7233]

iPad Suika is amazing and gets me through my physics class

[@appl3jewelartz]

I literally played it yesterday it was so fun

[@eropoke]

There is another one called watermelon game - my suika and it looks just like normal suika

[@AirPodzol]

Man imagine you pull up to bros house and you just see Tinkerbell running towards you. Truly one of the scariest possible encounters ever...

[@tylercoon1791]

I would fly through the window out of fright

[@sillylittlecourtjester]

​@@tylercoon1791would you get 16 stitches too?

[@tylercoon1791]

@@sillylittlecourtjester mayhaps

[@derforce5]

survival horror at its finest

[@TmickyD1]

My parents told me that my nerf gun only came with 2 darts, and they didn't make replacements. Once I lost the darts, I couldn't play with the gun anymore. Imagine my shock when I learned that you can just buy a huge pack of darts for like $10. I was lied to and it is not ok.

[@matthewdignam7381]

Someone should make a game where the fruit can get squished if they have too much weight over them, they turn into little pieces and can't be removed, and have them emote based on how close they are

[@stargirlfelicia]

Dolphin game?

[@Max_JustMax]

instead of little pieces they turn to juice and you have to not over fill the container

[@matthewdignam7381]

@@stargirlfelicia Dolphin Game?

[@stargirlfelicia]

@@matthewdignam7381 from like 8 days ago

[@GreenieGuy]

My dog just passed, some hearless maniac did a hit and run. Seeing a new Alpharad Gold video always cheers me up. I love this channel and the goobers behind it. You guys are really saving 2023

[@Jim_Underscore]

this hits different after the dog mention

[@vivixion]

I gotta know if you said this pre or post-watch

[@honeycal]

That's terrible! So sorry for your loss. God bless you. 💕

[@LinkDawnbringer]

I mean, as far as I'm aware, wether you believe that Jesus of Nazareth performed miracles or not, there are census records and such showing that he was a real person.

[@snivythefencer2898]

Love this suika game with completely new, non-stolen assets ❤

[@DuskEalain]

So when I was a child, like 4 or 5 I wanna say, I sobbed my eyes out because I thought they had to kill dragons to get dragon's blood oil. My grandma had to explain that 'dragon's blood' was a plant and no dragons were harmed in the making of the oil.

[@ProCraftGamin]

for those of you who don't know, this clone is actually made by ludwig's developer, ottomated, and has ranked pvp as well as coop, unranked, and singleplayer.

[@WingerB17]

Thank you!

[@calliewagers5387]

Highkey, thought that quicksand was going to be a much larger deal. Dora and backyardigans made it seem like such a frequent occurrence

[@the_untitled__]

I believed that my grandpa's van was held together with chewing gum. I was absolutely terrified every single time I was in that car.

[@NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3]

We are so close to this being the longest running series in the channel, Naughty Bear for the xbox360 and ps3 won't be able to sleep until tomorrow's upload!

[@KuShBrAiNS]

All praise the naughty one 🙌

[@Accountthatexists]

All praise the naughty one 🙌

[@monkeylemur]

I have this weird hole on the surface of the outer ear area since birth. I've convinced myself as a kid that one day, a ball was gonna come out of that hole, and it was a Pokeball containing my favorite Pokemon. We were gonna have a great adventure together I was 10, so

[@AylaMarionSU]

That’s so creepy, but honestly I find it creepier that kid you found that to be a good thing and not a horror story waiting to happen

[@monkeylemur]

@@AylaMarionSU as a kid, I didn't have an image that it'd be painful or fleshy or bloody or whatever. It was just gonna kinda... Pop out I guess lol. It was silly enough that I still remember it whenever I see it in the mirror

[@Chance4]

This episode is really good, I really appreciate the lore drops.

[@MrSupersonic2012]

It's probably too late to give any suggestions but I'd love to see them play Vampire Survivors or one of the clones on the channel.

[@TripleYagh]

Yoo that game is perfect for this channel, but yeah, it's probably too late, especially because they have all of december already planned out

[@Pluike]

I cant wait for suika week 3 to be interrupted on November 29th for Mario Strikers Charged on my birthday! Also don cheadles birthday that day, he watches every day! Thanks jo

[@NSAsterus949]

To be fair, there are such things as pet limits in the US, and it depends on district and possibly state ordinances. I know where I live the limit is 3 dogs and 3 cats, and imagine it could easily be lower

[@toastr1255]

Granted, it was probably much higher where they grew up since that's a more rural area

[@torbergqvist8151]

I like how they're talking about how close the fruit jumped to the line when clearly the game only cares about if a fruit actually *lands* above the line. They can jump over it and the game doesn't care. 16:50

[@SpunkyPotato987]

Day 28 of requesting that Jacob and Jo take a shot for every S tier game during the end of year tier list. Two shots of course for when they give Naughty Bear for Xbox 360 and ps3 the SS tier it deserves.

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

Wait a minute! You're not AlpharadGoldPleasePlayNaughtyBearForXboxAndPlaystation

[@prisma.]

if Suika week is so good why is there no suika week 2? Suika Week 2:

[@brainlessappendix4369]

We're turning this Suika week into a Suika year.

[@sonicheroesenthusiast6121]

this isnt suika! this is gex!

[@SpunkyPotato987]

Suika Week 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@Chinesetakeout382]

Suika century baby

[@zoumbouyo]

Suika millennium!

[@samuelspicer8616]

If they forget to post a suika video even one day then they have to delete the entire channel

[@gelato345]

can we get them to play suika combination so that it's the 44th time touhou gets referenced in alpharad

[@nonmagicalwitch]

I once got into a very heated argument about how the universe was created with my 2nd grade teacher in front of the entire class. Me trying to explain with my 8 year old brain about scientific point. Now, keep in mind, I came out of a christian family and got taught Christianity, so I have no idea now where this came from. I also lived in a very Christian part of Germany, so needless to say, this was a gigantic culture shock to pretty much every kid in my class. Also, we got a grade on our behavior after each year, and this was on it. Thinking back, it was probably hilarious, but little me was absolutely PISSED.

[@hayden4361]

Alpharad should make a podcast where he plays Suika clones and talks to people and call it the Suikast

[@Bongus_Bubogus]

When I learned English I only ever heard the phrase “it’s a dog-eat-dog world”, so I misheard it as “it’s a doggy dog world,” then people remarked on how Snoop Dogg’s Doggy Dogg World was clever riff and I realized I thought of it wrong. Reinforced with the negative connotations of words and phrases like dogged and dog days I got the idea of the phrase, just not the literal diction and with a little less gruesomeness to it.

[@ReddestRosa]

As a kid I learned that thanksgiving was a feast celebrating the friendship between American Indians and pilgrims. It’s so darkly wrong that I find it funny

[@darthfastball1150]

The dumbest thing i believed as a kid was that Spartan armor from Halo was only like 10 years away from being real

[@beeftips1628]

But it is! You never know what kinda stuff the military will spend that 4 trillion dollars in taxes on, and technology is rapidly advancing

[@miacasual1263]

Jo flew really close to the sun in order to watch suite life of zach and cody

[@randyfinch821]

loving suika decade so far

[@springking3873]

It would be funny if on the final day you guys play all the games people have been asking for but play it for like 10 seconds then move on to the next one

[@sfeldhs8596]

My parents had a friend that lost his finger in a work accident, but my parents always told me the monsters in his nose got it when he was picking his nose

[@RHM087]

I'd almost like to see a look at the Pico-9 version; it's impressive but bouncy as all get out

[@BaronSterling]

Did you know? Jo is actually short for Jocab.

[@doggokiller4584]

i hope the rest of the year is just suika-likes

[@BudderPikichao]

"Name one bad thing christopher Columbus has done" "Uhhhh suika is really fun"

[@HiddenDesign]

Alpharad: Into the Suikaverse

[@Nellie-Brooks]

When I was 7, my 10 year old brother got a Nintendo DS for Christmas. I was so jealous and envious that I put hints that I wanted a DS for Christmas for a whole year until on Christmas I unwrapped my 'big present' expecting one and instead found Battleship the board game. I already owned Battleship the board game, but my parents forgot because I never played it. I was so furious and mad the whole day, until my Mum came and told me the reason I didn't get a DS was that I was only 8 and my older brother was 10 when he got his, and that you needed to be 10 in order to have one (and that parents who let their under 10 kids own one were negligent and bad). I belived this wholeheartedly, and eagerly waited 2 years until I was 10 and it was Christmas time. To my delight, I did receive a Nintendo DS for Christmas... and so did my 8 year old younger brother.

[@justwonderinqrache5847]

So I'm like thirteen years old in Flushing at the dentist and I'm getting some teeth pulled out (four in total) so I can get braces and I'm screaming and crying. Lie 1) The dentist says that she gave me less of the numbing thingy than she usually does because she knew I would be a brave little girl. She did not, the needle she used was empty. Lie 2) My mom tells me that if I don't stop screaming and crying then the doctors would have to strap me to the chair. I wasn't even moving so there's no reason to restrain me. Lie 3) The dentist says that I was scaring the other kids. I was not, I could hear children laughing at the tv show playing in the waiting room. Lie 4) The dentist says that there's another girl younger than me getting her teeth pulled out and she wasn't screaming or crying. That one was true, except the dentist said the girl was getting adult teeth pulled out too. The girl looked to be about five and adult teeth don't generally start growing in until six years old. I was getting 4 adult teeth pulled out, she was getting a baby tooth pulled out. Lie 5) Time skip like ten minutes and I'm sitting in the waiting room with a wad of cotton in my mouth. I looked as miserable as I felt and my mom tells me to brighten up because I was scaring the other children there. I was not, they were in fact, still laughing at the tv show that was playing, right in front of me.

[@DarkSharkWasTaken]

Day 9 of asking Jacob and Jo to play Skylanders Swap Force pvp with each other locally. (You would probably have to buy a portal of power and a few Skylanders but a lot of them are cheap)

[@angrymango42]

I used to ask my mom if we could go to Chuck E Cheese’s every day and every time she’d say “tomorrow” and I didn’t know what tomorrow meant so I just accepted it.

[@Qwerasd]

In the US, many states and even more counties and cities do have laws or ordinances limiting the number of pets (dogs/cats) per household.

[@superpotatobro]

I love suika so much because of you guys!!! Thank you for this new hobby!!!!

[@justwonderinqrache5847]

My parents wouldn't directly lie to me about specific things, but they would break promises.

[@randomfoxtrotguy]

My mother had convinced me my whole childhood that the crust on bread was healthier than the bread itself

[@tomjackal5708]

-name one bad thing christopher columbus has done >uhhhh... suika's really fun, man

[@butter_0021]

Day 325 of asking for I Expect You To Die, the VR spy puzzle game.

[@potatokun8630]

I’ve been saying this whole time!!! Get into the mobile suikas!!! There’s some hidden gems!!!

[@blacksparks1290]

During my youth my left handed older sister would tell me that left handed people could die from trying to use a manual can opener. I believed it until I was ~13

[@radiantburrito]

Day 325 of asking Alpharad Gold to play Vectorman

[@asdfghqwertt5088]

When I was very tiny, my grandmother taught me that when you lift your pinky at someone it means that you are "sad" with them, but now I realize that she just wanted to give me the middle finger without me repeating it so yeah that's funny

[@lunarramstore7588]

Did Code Bullet make this suika clone lmfao

[@Stevonicus]

This game was so innovative. The bounciness was next level.

[@Pumpkinhead9092]

Day 272 of asking Gold to play Garfield Lasagna Party.

[@Thefrogking15]

Its not illegal but you do have to pay an additional fee to own 4 or more dogs, at least where im from

[@caseys2cold]

Still need to see Jo play Osu before the year is over

[@harveybarley276]

Day 325 of asking alpha to play marvel ultimate alliance 3

[@LinkDawnbringer]

Some areas do actually have pet limits; i was just looking and apparently Georgia has a one dog limit if the source i was reading is correct, which seems crazy.

[@bradleywilliams7036]

I GOT 3045 points watching this I am shaking

[@itsflan7853]

As a child I was told that mushrooms flew around and ate your food and mess with your hair. Even today I feel a bit of fear when I see one...

[@taikamiya3962]

Day 325 of asking for Fight Party on steam

[@johnsmith2875]

there's a suika app store clone thats really good tbh

[@dj_kringo]

Day 325 of asking for No Straight Roads

[@catsudoll]

the suika week lives on!!

[@toaster6928]

#324. Just play Neko Journey already!! 23:00

[@Ds1ite]

can you play jetpack joyride next

[@mayateeemm5728]

i remember teaching my friend swear words and then she told me adults could go to jail for swearing at eachother. i guess her parents had to bring in some emergency protocols

[@ovsky1]

I love the time zone difference between Gold's and mine, he always post video rigth before I'm going to sleep

[@I_Hate_Naughty_Bear]

Shh! Naughty bear is hibernating and does not want to be disturbed by anyone playing his game

[@Xylak]

Once Suika is about to end, I think you guys could make a video ranking all of them

[@philosophysics8150]

you should check out suika combination. it's a touhou based one.

[@cielo498]

Suika Year incoming 🔥

[@lemonboi1609]

can i get a link to this suika

[@SortaPixel]

I'm honestly glad they're just gonna keep playing Suika Game clones so that they don't have to play the rest of the garbage left in their steam libraries

[@gachaheatpppp69]

This whole conversation was a rollercoaster…

[@UniversalPlanetGaming]

how long is suika gonna last? i hope it lasts for a while

[@samuelwiggly8438]

the mechanic of suika game has been used for probably 3 years, but it was mostly used in bad 2048 games.

[@michellehao2000]

YES! THE IPHONE ONES ARE SO MUCH MORE CREATIVE!!! YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THEM!!!

[@chadluetje989]

Do Disney trivia

[@MariKyuu]

Day 325 of Alpharad Gold showing off his huge Suika to Yandere Simulator fans. Suika 2: Watermelon Boogaloo YanSim Fun Fact: 20XX Senpai's parents do not appear in 1980s mode.

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

Day 315 of requesting Gurumin, Devil Survivor, Yokai Watch Blasters, and Idol Showdown in exchange for me playing Suika-likes!

[@MikeisMAV]

No one could clone U.B. Funkeys, its too powerful. Day 210 of requesting U.B. Funkeys post 625 Sandwich Stacker

[@breezierchip8355]

People don't acknowledge how FUCKED the Web version of Suika Game is. It's incredibly jank I love it. It's separate, you can count it.

[@MimiCupcakeDean]

omggg i love when youtube recommends me small channels to watch ^_^ thats how we get hidden gems like suika game 423

[@StephanieHarness-ui6tp]

One hour gang

[@UltimatePerfection]

I don't know if you can properly record mobile games, but there's one suika clone on Android that's really good. It's "Saiku Watermelon Fruit Game" by "Momo Games SP" and the main difference is that the fruits aren't just spheres, they have appropriate collision shapes. Again, I don't know if you can record it, so I don't expect it to be in a video, but it's worth it to at least play.

[@Flipface4]

So... A friend of mine saw I was playing a bunch of Suika game rip offs/clones and sent me... A rather unusual one that you *absolutely cannot play on the channel.* Dude sent me Oppai Game. Like I didn't want to have big boobs enough he sent me a fucking breast expansion fetish Suika game clone.

[@tatertot727]

What’s up guys, I’m back, I remembered more iPad games DragonVale and My Singing Monsters Dawn of Fire

[@bidoofis]

I thought babies just started growing in the stomach after marriage. Like, random chance you got one. Exclusively after marriage.

[@aidenzorn8322]

I enjoyed the conversation about fictional villains like Christopher Columbus and Ted Cruz

[@PixelatedChicken33]

My parents were religious when I was a kid, and when I was 6-8 they were told by the church that Jesus would come back and the world would end basically. They explained this to me by saying Jesus was everybody's uncle and was visiting everyone. I completely believed it. Once it was apparent that there was a clear lack of Jesus knocking on our door, I just thought that he must be having a great time in Asia and forgot to visit us.

[@emmettchristenson6384]

Haven’t watched in months. Tuned back in today just to be met with Christopher Columbus slander not three minutes in. Disappointing and incredibly cringey, tuning out.

[@GoldfishEmpire]

Hi Jo.