Alpharad tries to lose

the next few mario party episodes are BANGERS just wait
#MarioParty #Superstars #Episode15

[@Edujs23]

Alpharad rolling a 5 at the start and instantly saying "that is blue" unironically says a lot

[@OctDog]

Did you see the latest main channel video? Mans drew the entire board from memory...

[@digitalgamer457]

he went absolutely insane about a speedrun to the point where he got carpal tunnel.....on both hands.....

[@moshpitfuneral]

He's evolving and devolving simultaneously

[@Zoroark_Master]

Speedrunning Mario party will do that for you.

[@nibyafternight1983]

"Our relationship is so homoerotic that people are upset" Is not a quote I expected to heard in an Not Alpharad Mario Party Superstar video, but given how chaotic Daisy board play is, I could definitely say that's a hit

[@g0ldenrayz]

Erm, actually, this is Alpharad Deluxe, therefore, that's a miss

[@rodrijolly5417]

@@g0ldenrayz what are you talking about? He said hes not talking about alpharad

[@sadagusfate]

@@rodrijolly5417 no they said they we're talking about Not Alphard, which while he isn't Alphard, he also isn't Alphard Deluxe, which is the channel the original comment is trying to talk about

[@rodrijolly5417]

@@sadagusfate they made a typo, they were trying to spell "not Alpharad", give them a break!

[@RandomUser11170]

@@rodrijolly5417 No, Sadagus Fate was the one who made a typo there. The original poster referred to this video as Not Alpharad, but this video is actually Alpharad Deluxe, making this comment a Miss!

[@acespiritbf]

They got their Jawsh reference in within a single second

[@fearrzz]

@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a miss

[@justsomeotaku066]

@TommyGaming 🅥 thats a big miss

[@isaowilcox1020]

@TommyGaming 🅥 that’s a huge miss

[@conbinspark3144]

@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a massive miss.

[@oscarrosales1736]

@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a colossal miss

[@whiteboi5687]

Altrive’s “anti perspirant” joke was the funniest part of the episode

[@Jevmin]

All other jokes are a red flag

[@renbirbattorney8105]

Welcome to the bald podcast

[@CardinalBirbRose]

so true

[@fearrzz]

@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a miss

[@BlessedAffirmation]

So true

[@Dukerino]

When Alpha rolled a 5 and said "that's blue..." I could really feel the defeat in his voice. Like he's so ashamed that he knows the entire board from memory.

[@pomelowo]

Jawsh said “yo” and i can tell today is gonna be a great ep

[@NotDanP1an]

Same

[@mudkipfan2585]

Thanks for sharing!

[@fearrzz]

@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a miss

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

I feel like Jawsh is the antagonist in the Alpharad deluxe cinematic universe

[@deadzander7307]

That’s because he is

[@tomasgarcia7499]

Lol

[@ash_sunday]

They already beat Braeden, they needed a bigger fish

[@yagyufgc]

I am 100 percent in on that idea

[@lgro00]

Jawsh is the protagonist and the 3 of them are the villains

[@Yxngcyborg]

Alpharads casual mention of “that’s blue” at the start is a remnant of the ptsd he has from speed running and memorizing this board

[@ajr0047]

Alpharad: “This girl sent me a dm saying shes 4’10 and her boobs jiggle when she runs.” Altrive: “That’s not even that impressive, mine do too.” LMAO

[@plantyt3246]

Miss. Jo didn’t say that

[@harbingerofdoom]

Miss. Altrive said this.

[@adonisjohnson9458]

This comment gets a Miss

[@lyingcorn]

Miss + grrr

[@ajr0047]

Fuck I missed But you wont know, I EDITED IT

[@zachlewis9751]

“Someone broke up with me because I wouldn’t put them above Tom” is a very good line.

[@zachlewis9751]

I don’t see my other comment to delete it so I will assume it was already deleted. I got curious after posting it and looked it up and saw the information that wasn’t posted on KZbin. Congratulations on coming out and sorry for mentioning the previous relationship.

[@browserjunior4707]

@@zachlewis9751 wait can you explain since I’m a bit out of the loop

[@browserjunior4707]

Nvm I got to the part of the episode

[@Runa.Online]

the only L Alpharad can take is the double carpool tunnel

[@therealcrb]

Lmao carpool tunnel?

[@MysticCoral97]

I laughed so hard reading this 😂

[@Manelneedsaname]

@@therealcrb carp

[@Runa.Online]

I spelt it wrong for effect ;-;

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@Runa.Online that is a miss tbh

[@perfectegg]

I love when Dash makes a joke that absolutely doesn’t stick and there’s just no reaction from Alpha or Jo lol… but not the antiperspirant joke that shit was the funniest in the episode

[@Birdfishluva71]

Jacob’s board knowledge from speed running is actually scary

[@sammynaron5166]

I really like the consistent "bit" of dash saying something not funny then just the moment of awkward silence after

[@Tonjit41]

Sounds funny to me

[@NateTheOhioan]

I love the concept of long unedited videos. Especially with games like Mario party where I feel like in order for it to be the most entertaining you need the whole package and because of the fact that I am shiny hunting for Palkia what I need right now is just seemingly endless content

[@carsonbeach3115]

Ohio isn’t real

[@NateTheOhioan]

@@carsonbeach3115 it is indeed real, and it is amazing. You haven’t lived until you have experienced the unpredictablility of Ohio weather

[@Turtlemannn]

@@NateTheOhioan Especially the fact we have 365 seasons in Ohio, one for every day. Otherwise the weather wouldn't shift from hail to a heatwave in a day!

[@literal-tree]

@@NateTheOhioan i can guarantee it's not as bad as melbourne weather lol

[@carsonbeach3115]

@@NateTheOhioan I can’t experience something that is as real as Australia(not real)

[@nibyafternight1983]

I still can't get enough of Altrive's "anti perspirant" joke, it literally changed my life

[@squak___]

It turned me into a hit

[@tylerrichardson2827]

24:59 “Musical theater kids exist to get bullied.” That’s my new favorite quote from a KZbinr

[@dirtbones3694]

Implying that musical theatre kids have enough talent to accurately identify chords is a pretty hot take

[@Manelneedsaname]

I can

[@tomasgarcia7499]

Tru

[@sundaydan1119]

either way they deserve to get bullied

[@samuelcerullo9913]

Bully

[@themanysirs1814]

@@Manelneedsaname nerd

[@RainIsVibin]

Sounds like Jawsh needs to cope. And now I'm laughing at the "queerbaiting" thing. I've never thought that.

[@goose8868]

it has honestly never crossed my mind, jacob is bi but the queerbaiting thing is just so weird

[@RainIsVibin]

People are wild.

[@Manelneedsaname]

Tbf they're pretty gay non homoerotically

[@asprinjuice425]

@@Manelneedsaname They're gay for each other in every way, apart from the fact that they're not gay for each other in any way

[@divineterabyte5181]

The sudden shift in how many people were having fun in this game right around the hour mark is probably dash's most wholesome play yet

[@thealmightypuht.a.p.]

Alpharad: “big Luigi game” Dash: “I gotta keep my losing streak alive!”

[@CrowLady0_0]

he broke finally it now

[@jblen]

I'm so glad they all watched PBG. That dude is my childhood and probably the main reason I love Nintendo as much as I do.

[@Ice_type]

Pearl button gamer?

[@Tonjit41]

Play nintendo games. Don't love nintendo.

[@jblen]

@@Tonjit41 ah yeah, that's what I mean. I love Nintendo games, not Nintendo.

[@kesthetrashman3090]

The sentence "that is a moderate jo moment" will stick with me for a long time

[@nickolias7292]

Can't believe this is how I hear about Jacob's relationship status. Feels like a parasocial relationship moment irl

[@iceyspicey4802]

I like how right when Jo said "fuck dash" at 1:02:08, I got an ad for some matrix like ad that was like "what even is real" and the follow up ad was like "get an easy online education". Levels of irony I cannot even begin to describe

[@TheLelChannel]

Great, now he's trying to gaslight all of us

[@clashtheperson5903]

Naaah don’t worry you are too smart to get gaslighted

[@rodrijolly5417]

Deluxe cant gaslight us, gaslighting doesnt even exist!

[@Manelneedsaname]

Why would they light the gas

[@syfer.]

@@clashtheperson5903 im getting gaslighted into believing im smart

[@syfer.]

@@Manelneedsaname based

[@Coolyeanou2]

The harmony at 24:46 was an E major chord with a dimished 5th btw

[@spi231]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@RandomUser11170]

Lol what a nerd Thanks for sharing; though

[@Aewiins]

that's a hit

[@emiliopuga8144]

Awesome

[@alessandropalazzolo920]

That’s an official hit

[@chillin5703]

"Mario party 1 was made to destroy your hands" Foreshadowing

[@trickstar2438]

Daisy casually collects 4 stars while she watches 3 human players doing her job of destroying each other in chaotic fashion.

[@actone4822]

Hearing Altrive say "I love Mario Party, and I love my friends" gave me old FWOB flashbacks.

[@Manelneedsaname]

Context: Altrive stabbed Major

[@indisciipline]

@@Manelneedsaname jo killed major, altrive killed ellie

[@reagansido5823]

"Do you remember what we did to Brandon?" Oh no. Well, oh no for Jawsh but oh yes for us.

[@scottystoneburner4373]

Bruh imma cry when dash leaves. Prolly one of my favorite guests with Jacob and jo

[@Manelneedsaname]

Not gonna happen if Jo dies before that

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@Manelneedsaname that is a hit

[@aidanm625]

i feel like he is just part of the channel at this point

[@caleblewis8169]

@@aidanm625 no he's just a guest

[@sailorsloth619]

I got bad news for ya

[@heck_n_degenerate940]

I REALLY hope that they add turns when they play with Josh

[@QyfieK]

Imagine winning Mario Party. That’s a miss if I ever saw one.

[@ash_sunday]

This episode lowkey makes me want to see Opening the DMs on Deluxe

[@nogoaway8208]

Every single episode without fail I root for Joe, to be honest these last 5 have been a real struggle to keep rooting for him

[@Manelneedsaname]

He's going through his villain arc

[@thealmightypuht.a.p.]

I root for Dash. Not because I want him to win. But because I want to see how upset he is when he wins. Dash logic. 🤣👍

[@papergemstone30]

@@thealmightypuht.a.p. I root for Dash and he has never disappointed me yet.

[@superbones5000]

It’s been hard ever since Jacob ripped up exodia and throw it in a river

[@GlitchedMike]

This really does expose one cruel truth in reality: Alpharad and Jo are not gay for each other.

[@radiowaves4010]

miss

[@elliotmaher8972]

it’s the four princesses: daisy, peach, rosalina, and luigi

[@derk.ex.machina]

Greetings Mr. Alphard and co., My name is Derek and I'm a Yoshi main in Smash. If you ever decide to do a "Mario Party with a Fan" episode, I think I would be the perfect fit for the following reasons: 1) I'm mega freaking epic, like Shadow the Hedgehog. 2) I have about 20 followers on Twitter, and according to Jo's Law (higher number means better person), I am an objectively horrible person. 3) Neither my girlfriend nor my roommate will play Mario Party with me because I sweat harder than when I go to the gym (as a Smash player and Nintendo gamer, I do not have the anti-perspirant). I hope you take me into consideration! Yours in gameing, Derek

[@NotDanP1an]

Thabk uou 5 year ild

[@mudkipfan2585]

But you're a yoshi main, they can't play with babies

[@mr.tapman8685]

Respectfully Mr. Derek I don’t think Mr. Alpharad would play with a Yoshi main. Even if that Yoshi main is really good at Gameing

[@plantyt3246]

I don’t think they play with 5 year olds bud. Sorry

[@someoneontheinternet4518]

nah they should pick me cuz im awsomer

[@alvaroqr08]

Let's just appreciate they add Dash in the banner picture of this channel.... and he is BALD

[@gamecrusader6768]

Holy shit they actually did

[@ChaosBrink]

“You’re not gonna be able to log on to Twitter tomorrow. It’ll be down” Man, what prophetic words

[@sanderooh1834]

28:16 I like how Dash makes fun of generic esport teams by saying 'team Reptile' when that's the actual name of the people behind Lethal League lmao what an honor

[@paxgallery6646]

altrive and pbg have very similar enerygy the difference is that pbg doesnt get softlocked in bald mode

[@Manelneedsaname]

Peanut butter and gay

[@shinysilverstardust]

Alpharad is like when you're drunk PBG is like when you're on drugs

[@FafliXx]

"Jawsh strikes me like the kind of person who doesn't have any kind of social media, except Twitter for some reason" Oh no, I'm the Jawsh of my friendgroup

[@wirelessgrapes2242]

The only type of people who get bullied more than people with perfect pitch are people who claim to have perfect pitch, but actually don't

[@zachhugo7424]

I appreciate actually being able to see all four player's stats for once

[@theregularterrarian3933]

can't wait for the jawsh episode, it'll be an hour of complaining about getting wet on splash mountain (which is a red flag) and it'll be great

[@xentis1501]

Alpha is just PREDICTING these spots at this point. Wonder if this is after the speed runs.

[@Manelneedsaname]

Yeah he said he was making that video some episodes ago

[@jasbitmaster]

"I never dropped any either because I didn't catch them" is the philosophy I live by

[@Dsaberguy]

The way Jo wants to fight God, is such a raw feeling of 2021.

[@finnhargadon6054]

What if you guys just played with a cpu and named him josh, but acted like it was actually josh playing

[@Triff3599]

Hi, Alpha! I hope your carpal tunnel gets better; don't overextend yourself

[@DuskZiOXofficial]

Jacob knowing the entire board from memory is scary in a way I cannot put into words

[@tyresefinney1985]

Joe is full josh mode in this episode

[@bingushead3491]

I'm scared of how much Alpha is mentioning raccoons because he said if he had a raccoon as a pet it'd be a signal that it's over.

[@BlazingImp77151]

I love how Jacob is just calling out where people are gonna land, but at least at the start no one remarks on it.

[@BlazingImp77151]

poor jacob. remembers every single space in this map.

[@shinysilverstardust]

It makes me happy the Alpharad crew watches PBG

[@sansreview9925]

Looking forward to the Godslayer Jo arc. His villain arc was cool, but throwing hands with the big man upstairs is definitely a hit!

[@sansreview9925]

1:02:35

[@gangjittleyang]

You know whatcwould make this video alot funnier, dash’s anti perspirant joke

[@Walpurgisnackt]

Excited for this long arc of Dash becoming sweaty

[@j-dub5163]

24:45 - I honestly don't even know what type of harmony that "YOOO!" was... but I do know it's a suspended chord of some sort. Db, Eb, Gb. (And yes, I have perfect pitch.... -prepares for incoming bully-) We do get dunked on just for knowing what tones sound like, so that's facts. lol

[@nathanely262]

Literally playing P5R while watching at Ryuji walks up and says “Yo” right at 0:14.

[@somekid8014]

ew persona get ratio’d

[@Manelneedsaname]

Man I love Persona

[@gamecrusader6768]

@@somekid8014 miss

[@tomodaphne]

The best part was Dash beatboxing in reaction to Daisy getting 62 coins.

[@EEKH123]

Nice move putting an ad right before the video of the raccoon T-posing

[@flyingbasstv]

that video where alpharad speedruns mario party is really showing in how many times he says where everyone else is going before they get there (its kind of scary)

[@lilchromie]

Im Glad that one of the 24 hours of my day every day is filled with salty, deep fried in irony gameplay from 3 bald dudes

[@Crazy56U]

My favorite running gag is how they keep wanting to kill Daisy with hammers.

[@caseyp5861]

Imagine sweating a game of Mario Party.

[@strider9861]

imagine tho

[@RandomUser11170]

Good thing we have anti-perspirant

[@paxgallery6646]

imagine complaining

[@caseyp5861]

@@RandomUser11170 I know

[@vitalepitts]

imagine developing carpal tunnel twice

[@soloact50]

This is the most work I’ve ever seen in a alpharad deluxe video

[@Its_Noctis]

When are they going to fully commit to it and put these videos as podcasts on Spotify? I would listen to it

[@RoyalKingOliver]

The idea of bullying Josh online while not even hearing him complain is the funniest idea they should definitely do. Edit: The Mario Party thing each month should include DS but I don’t think they’ll include it :(

[@BuddyBroBro]

I don’t got the slightest clue why, but Jacob going “Y’aLl ReADy tO DiE???” Got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1:03:27

[@misfit1422]

They actually kinda sounded pissed at each other until jokes came out lmao

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

I want Jacob to play as Toon Link when he plays against Josh

[@ravinercf]

I think rob would he worst

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@ravinercf yes but remember. Jawsh stopped playing smash because he lost against a Toon Link

[@ravinercf]

@@undefeatedsaber9543 okay so let me one up four player smash three toon links and jawsh

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@ravinercf that sounds like a hit and a massive troll

[@nyasputinya]

everyones a princess in this video luigi is such a pretty princess i wonder what that mustache can do

[@happiestrain1926]

This is amazing. Good job Jacob, you have done many funny.

[@skipping5252]

Alpha never loses, that’s textbook Alpharad lore

[@blueknight8657]

until he gets carpal tunnel anyway

[@EthanMickanen]

Hey jacob! Im in class right now and I just finininshed my his story final s!!,!! I will be dissmissed in 15 minutes and i will be washing this episode as soon as i get home!!! thank you for uplaoding a new video Jacob :)

[@gettindizzy8836]

Jo’s custom block play really broke the internet

[@supergamingwarriorgamerult4705]

For Bob Sled run Mario Party 1 version used normal sleds Mario Party 2 used penguins (with buttholes) Superstars uses the MP1 version of the minigame

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

The best way to break the internet is to release the Tux and Fanny playthrough!

[@rodrijolly5417]

I hope alpharad loses an embarassing loss at the hands of Luigi.

[@azustar686]

That harmony was a C - D's nuts

[@DarthGardens]

I really enjoyed Altrives Antiperspirant joke. Really kicked my socks off a bull in a china shop

[@toastywaffle8099]

If I made a cpu tear list I would put yoshi in “way to rich for his own good and has way to much trouble getting stars dispite how rich he is”

[@ethanharjes9853]

47:50 it’s so strange hearing “reunion among us tour” knowing what mongy Monday is today

[@booyahgenius]

Opening the video with shitting on Jawsh is how I know this video is gonna be a hit

[@ryanblacklock8588]

Last episode was Jacob’s blow up. 46:00 feels almost like Jo blowing up. Thankfully Dash is gonna end this pattern because he’s too wholesome to get angry

[@Mr.Oreo539]

The Raid boss of Mario Party is definitely Jawsh.

[@peaceana_asmr]

Jo throwing the whole game and then freaking out when dash steals his star is peak jo just wanting to just go out on his own terms

[@woofpotato1234]

i dread the day this series ends

[@chao2battle]

Thank u for posting today I'm sick so it makes me feel better 🥺🥺

[@urbanoverlord2412]

I am 100% down to watch a whole year of Mario party

[@prodDaler]

28:23 Dash I live in Kentucky, thanks for the shoutout

[@Thematicmantis]

The harmony at 24:45 was the interval of an E major third.

[@galaxygamer8669]

nerd

[@thegoldengeek8057]

nerd

[@flawful525]

I swear Alpharad Deluxe got so much better when Dash joined

[@strider9861]

This channel is a hit

[@lukasbailey-kostelec4540]

Alpharad deluxe is my favorite bald podcast

[@xelexas]

This is genuinely the best fucking episode of Mario Party yet

[@nutmegdoesstuff1339]

You know what, I'm queer, and consider me baited.