Tarkov is Pray to Win...

[@urtfools]

Prayer hotline guy not even skipping a beat when hex told him his name was truly hilarious to me. No judgement... yet 😂

[@solidvip3r]

He'll take out that animosity and judgement on the workers at the next fast food restaurant he goes to after church.

[@KostasTsakalidis]

He kept it back, even though you can hear him laugh a bit as well..

[@pgillett420]

dude hex calling the prayer line is insane and so funny. dude didn't miss a beat when during the entire conversation. Mark is dope lol. This is the best series on youtube hands down :D

[@rhs.m]

"I put my trust in the Lord and pushed that guy." I see the boys finally understand the Crusades.

[@GamerMarine89]

When the video starts with a prayer you know the boys are hurting

[@dwightshrute5988]

Mark the real one

[@N00BleSouP24]

Dude fr ❤

[@KostasTsakalidis]

Dude has seen Hex's videos, he knew. He sneaked a laugh, but kept it real.

[@modernlifemanagementwithde1361]

This game has become Pray2Win...

[@originalthundercat4295]

No, it’s not, the prayer hotline is free

[@joshauryan]

Finally, this series has become crack to me

[@AidenDekker-g5i]

frrrr

[@BirbarianHomeGuard]

Seriously, jonesing for it like the good stuff

[@Potaterminator]

i love it when aqua coughs into my mouth at the start of a video

[@BellyRoll2OP]

hahahahahahahahaqhaaa

[@rhysperrin5507]

lmao

[@KatnipPlug]

Honestly, AquaFPS, what a gentleman. Humble, genuine, a real stand-up kind of guy. Definitely someone I could stand to play 30 minutes or more of video games with

[@Shionbawo]

they lost the grace of God when they began to worship the false idol known as the Big Stick

[@Brittjones]

“If we compete this run I’m going to research religion…” We’ve all been there Aqua…hahhaha

[@ting4758]

That’s how I got trapped. Prayed to pass a test I didn’t study for and I got suckered in.

[@regenii3449]

"would have been turned into a pillar of salt" is so funny

[@TheJellis]

Was just pouring a nice tall glass of milk, great timing.

[@Gebraheel]

Okay seriously, a random stranger just prayed, no judgement, nothing else. That needs more recognition. :D

[@bajshonas]

"God, guide my hand" *starts blasting*

[@Quatakai]

*Hex and Aqua have a single normal raid* Hex and Aqua: Is this because of God?

[@boolikethebear]

No way! While watching this, on my 358th raid. After looting 1,208 bodies. 238 places looted. 180 safes. And after finding 207 keys, the 208th key was finally the almighty and incredibly elusive Dorms Marked 314. God is truly amazing!

[@halverick7010]

Loving the zero to hero arc, this was one of the best vids :D

[@onjah56]

all my homies fw mark

[@serbeefheart9964]

Never thought about the fact that Aqua was not actually Aqua's Christian name

[@trunktrunk5958]

Literally waiting for this to drop so I can watch before I sleep, love aqua before bed 😘

[@RGBeanie]

I pray that you'll actually use the nade launcher on the top of that spawn... It served me SO well every time lol

[@MPXpunk]

The first 5 seconds of the video is such a good aqua moment

[@twocan_cam473]

@AquaFPS is a fun dude, great dad, supportive gamer, and entertaining to boot. I don't think I could stand to play with him for more than, I don't know, the rest of time

[@BellyRoll2OP]

Prayer line guys was an absolute chad

[@blaynepeterman3641]

This series of videos is mint Aqua keep doing these even if they are frustrating

[@japan2k505]

I love this series and I hope more stuff like this happens with hexloom too

[@mirkafarkasova2425]

Duude I am having so much fun watching these, it is becoming my morning routine before work and I never want it to stop!!

[@willygc9143]

Gunna start calling marked “mark’s” and pray before I hit it

[@bubbasage9572]

someone needs to remix "looking for love in all the wrong places" to " looking for guns in all the wrong places"

[@EvanzoZubinsky]

This game NEEDS this game mode as official or even main mode. To escape from tarkov you have to marathon from ground zero where shit hit the fan to some kind of window to outer world, it works both on gameplay and lore level, love it

[@Kgrim777]

On this episode the boys convert to Christianity to overcome the cold streets of Ground Zero lol

[@ItzRetz]

18:27 Ayyo I'm the one who said Shoenice would've hit those shots, that's kinda poggers

[@AidenDekker-g5i]

best series so far keep it up pal

[@thesystemxdown]

What a start to the video... this series has me LOCKED IN

[@bhamhawker]

From AquaFPS to AquaGPS - Aqua God Positioning Service

[@JUISZE]

2:51 the big map part had me laughing so hard. Man that was funny! Thank you guys! ^^

[@padawanpepsi6724]

I could definitely stand 30 minutes playing with this guy

[@BirbarianHomeGuard]

One of the best Tarkov KZbin series.

[@TimDownsAnimation]

genius. now anytime something fortunate happens, it'll automatically be hilarious. all we need now is a magic conch

[@a_catfish5180]

Should be obvious but respect for the prayer guy to not question his name or anything

[@BockwinkleB]

That dude gave you a sweet prayer.

[@earthtwig]

this series is like my new tv show honestly

[@mackieincsouthsea]

Best so far this start 😅 Love this lil series!! 👏

[@Cleric314]

And the lord sayith... Let Hex and Aqua be strengthened through trials and tribulations yay they shalt be freed from the shackles that bind them to ground zero

[@gotchanow8311]

I fkin am crying lmao Hex calling the Hotline Is hilarious

[@connerashton7425]

Hex is a god damn legend. Love that man

[@RGBeanie]

I managed to make it to labs but yet to leave. Shit's hard and broken as hell

[@surajkumar-uo1xp]

Aqua almost had it for the last raid xD but he stopped ADS thinking just one guy :3 ... happens to the best of us

[@heavysitter]

Great video Aqua, thank you for sharing!

[@gregoryhouse1214]

The next video is going to be titled "The Demise of Two Brothers' Relationship"

[@raccoonhatcity7627]

Shoenice is smiling upon us.

[@N00BleSouP24]

Who’s this Ian guy Hex is talkin ‘bout 😂

[@RubyRedRiots]

"I'm not wearing a diaper" should be a new sound alert in the same vein as "I don't have a peepy"

[@Kevin-OC]

The power of prayer being ministered to millions.

[@kokonut5]

We need the blessings of the scam callers as well Mr. Hexloom.. we need all the Gods out there.. Especially with Aqua..

[@KoRL12]

i was watching this live and they kept talking about hex needing to apologize for something, so i waited for the youtube video to clear it all up which it apparently didnt. can someone fill me in on what happened?

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

I couldn’t imagine what he needed to apologize for. If anything aqua should apologize to hex for caring more about chat than the gameplay 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@xjackson2910]

Not gonna lie I think my eyes would be glued to a starcraft 2 stream on the campaign

[@Cleric314]

I was not ready for the Prayer session 😂lmao... I'm gettin religious PTSD. 😂 😂

[@jasonl5572]

What happened?

[@Cleric314]

@@jasonl5572 I like Hex was raised very religious and was not allowed to even watch Harry potter growing up. Nor did I get to trick or treat. Lol he and I have been taking out our pain on the Tarkov normies and timmys

[@jasonl5572]

@@Cleric314 I wasn’t allowed to watch Harry Potter when I was younger or even play Pokémon. Personally I never saw this as trauma but hey ig if it hurt you that bad

[@Cleric314]

@@jasonl5572 oh that is just the tip of the Iceberg. You ever see that documentary called Shiny happy people about the 19 and counting family. Well I was raised in the same organization

[@Cleric314]

@@jasonl5572 oh that was just the tip of the Iceberg my friend. Have you seen Shiny Happy people. The documentary about the Homeschooling cult the 19 and counting family was a part of...well my family was in the same organization. In fact our leader was shown in the docu about 3 times.

[@wmb1559]

This challenge is really testing both of them 😂

[@null8fuffzn199]

I want the aqua senior cough as my message ringtone

[@ericlaplante4975]

The lord works in mysterious ways

[@kidpwnz]

hex has 3 bleeds, aqua still stays in the back :))

[@RoHaCKeRuS]

Who remembers "You wanna wear cool clothes ?"

[@ashenwuss1651]

Gold. Im already wanting another zero run video. Not fast enough, Aqua. More!

[@BlendedThroatMan]

I hope Ian goes well with God. Whoever Ian is.

[@aarondanen3150]

The 45 vector on full auto💀

[@Quatakai]

Behold, AquaFPS, the divine Loot Lord, whose aim never falters, and Hexloom, the sneaky Closet Goblin, master of the dankest goblin gas! The Almighty Tarkov God, Nikita, smiles upon your raids. I sense the hand of the creator guiding your every step, for your journeys are righteous, and your stash grows heavy with Nikita’s blessings! Let us pray to the almighty Nikita. 'O Great Nikita, Lord of Tarkov, creator of all scav spawns and boss fights, hear our humble plea: Bless AquaFPS, the anointed Loot Lord, whose aim is always true and whose inventory overflows like the rivers of paradise. Let no shot miss, and no head go un-tapped. May his gun jams be few, and his loot hauls glorious, with only the finest armors and GPUs. And to Hexloom, the stealthy Closet Goblin, grant him the power to slip through the shadows unseen, launching the dankest goblin gas with deadly precision. May his grenades always land true, and his ambushes be swift and sneaky, for none are safe from the goblin’s wrath. Guide them both through the dark and dangerous lands of Tarkov, past extract campers and desync, and bless them with the holy keys to every locked door. For your path is the one of loot, ammo, and to the righteous extracts… now and forever. Amen!' Now, go forth, Lord of Loot and Goblin of Gas, for the holy Nikita watches over you. Raid hard, and may your stash grow fat with the spoils of your divine adventures!

[@SuperfastYoAlt]

I wasn't sure we'd ever get another subscriber video lol

[@hopdig]

Does anyone know what the video is where aqua almost dies of laughter

[@longboardmt]

Mark blessed yall 🙏 with the power of the lord!

[@Mesadoram]

16:03 A fantastic out of context Aqua quote.

[@hopdig]

That is literally plasphmous, hex is truly the funniest friend aqua has

[@Kat-el1np]

love the warhammer content, keep it up 👍💯

[@bloglos]

I'm not a religious man, but Mark is a dang beauty.

[@jaypickett829]

One of them keeps removing the rear sight off every sks lol

[@Vegas7.62]

Prayer is real 🙏

[@yuyiko]

just what i needed

[@tehjamerz]

These marathon gz only 0% runs are fun

[@mathewslater6143]

Tarkov is pray to win 🏆

[@TarboxArt]

I could never play with aqua for 30 minutes. I could play with him for 30 days

[@greyfox2344]

The power of prayer!

[@THEDOOD32]

I'm a Christian and I would find it hilarious if you and Hex somehow find God because you decided to meme on a prayer hotline.

[@zaponator]

Oh shit they have the power of God and Anime on their side! EDIT: Welp.

[@moonday5521]

Am I crazy or does the picture of that guy @11:35 look like Ragman?

[@clean04si]

Hex had a brief moment of Diablo Goatman voice during the second mag toss prayer. now i think we need Hex Goatman voice changer! make it a thing! Amen. Amen! ✋

[@stevensheets7217]

Very cool very swag 😎

[@MrJDMBenji]

Jesus, take the wheel!

[@Reapermage21]

Wait how do you fix the nvidia control panel ?

[@Brittjones]

Mark be thy name!

[@mackieincsouthsea]

F in the chat for Mark 🙏

[@rumpardrayrumpardrayz9147]

I pray for Aqua and hex as I poop e every day sometimes twice

[@kimnovak2]

First Aqua start listening to Malcom Guite, now the power of GOD has lead him and Hex to victory. Praise Jesus.

[@Welsed]

Prayed to the loot LORD

[@whiskeysaint5609]

Converting soyboy reddit atheist Hexloom into God-fearing Blessedloom

[@TrickZ666]

😂😂 you guys are crazy

[@gorandanis101]

👇The number of likes on this comment is the amount of attempts Shartlord still needs to complete this challenge

[@cskalle1213]

i dont think there is tarkov gods but there is tarkov bugs

[@andrewxyz24]

Wait, Aqua’s name is Ian?

[@shuriken2505]

good guy mark