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[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@Dragonidk_]

eat me next

[@Sanity_Faire]

I’m here to suggest being Reviewbrah for Halloween, to anyone who can’t decide.

[@fatherandsonsfamilyfarm]

Hope all is well Reviewbrah! Are you going to review the Sonic Smash 🍔? I think it's pretty good!

[@einsteineinstein7782]

I wish Arby's would bring back their chicken cordon blue! Best fast food sandwich!!

[@perfectsoulmates2023]

7:46 was hilarious 😄👍🏼

[@TroysSweetCornhole]

"If it makes another appearance, I'm just gonna do what I need to do." Chilling words from ReviewBrah

[@ghostbeats3214]

Pray for the man unfortunate enough to hear those words

[@cathoderayguns]

thank god, someone is going to give the Five Guys what they deserve

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

@@cathoderayguns Yeah, ‘tastes like a Burger King cheese burger’ BAM, take that 5 GUYS 👎

[@slipnsldnaway]

Merc it

[@kirk1701]

lol

[@southtoe3607]

i'll never forget the tweet "i just ordered 5 Guys through Doordash, I should've just bought a frickin yacht"

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

🏆 you win the comments!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@southtoe3607]

@@dillarddillard-p4e yaaaayyy

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

I thought DoorDash only delivered food! I didn’t know I could order five guys to come to my house! GAME CHANGER!!

[@Gratefuldeadgriffin]

Yea it’s called 5 guys because it takes 5 losers to make 1 burger and fries and I can eat 5-6 times for what 1 meal costs there

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

@@Gratefuldeadgriffin applause for you my man! 👏

[@robotubetwob]

"I understand what it is supposed to be." A phrase I often use at fast food joints.

[@obsever97]

The end product and oversized picture of it in the ad dont seem to match up?

[@clursunny]

@@obsever97 10 dollars for two sad flipped buns, cheese and processed beef.

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

​@@clursunny"cheese"

[@90maducc]

I need to start using this phrase often. And fast food here is laughably funny.

[@odikoyote8763]

Too perfect for real life

[@Rafikichu]

Charging $10 for a cheeseburger with inverted buns is positively wild behavior.

[@ProJudenNamer]

yet morons still pay for it.

[@ker6349]

They charge $10 for the cheeseburger with regular buns too, no?

[@JSTRM4N]

10 DOLLARS?! ABSURD, wtf bs. What is this world coming to.

[@bobgrob4]

David Attenborough should be narrating this.

[@Fidgetmidget1]

Welcome to idiocracy

[@z-beeblebrox]

"It was a hidden menu item!" Yeah...maybe it should've stayed that way

[@wilsonholland4604]

Shoulda got revoked lmao

[@r0q]

It was a well-known menu hack to ask for a "grilled cheese sandwich" then as a modification have them add on a burger patty. This was made to close that loophole and further push away any concept of an affordable item at Five Guys. This is basically an attack on the poor, like getting rid of your value menu.

[@yongyea4147]

You are a saint and a scholar. Wow. No truer words. Wow.

[@somuchfortalent]

@@r0q "charging people for the food they order is an attack on the poor"

[@Stabsnipers]

In my opinion, an original "real" patty melt is a beef patty with Swiss cheese and grilled onions on lightly toasted rye bread. The best patty melt I've ever had was a beef patty with Swiss cheese on top, American cheese on the bottom, grilled onions, on toasted white bread with thousand island dressing.

[@MMID303]

In my area, a patty melt has rye bread.

[@Alienfanatic]

Without grilled onions and rye bread it's not a patty melt. As he says, succinctly, it IS a grilled cheese sandwich with a beef patty.

[@moonkiki]

@@Alienfanatic exactly i get this all the time already

[@jltrem]

Yes, a patty melt has cheese and onions on grilled rye.

[@chucks1781]

Steak n shake had a great patty melt back in the day

[@MSNet1]

Yup, that's what we like to call a scam. upside down hamburger buns does not make a patty melt/grill cheese. Nice call.

[@Shriemwm1394]

Way back burgers has been doing this for years as the cheesey burger

[@steves492]

Wow, can't even afford some real sourdough? Just flipping regular buns over. Sad. Lol

[@daisyglaze1817]

Right? That's literally just a double cheeseburger.

[@obsever97]

What's worse is It cost's 18 bucks for large combo.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

A plain ol’ cheese burger, but like one from from Burger King 👎. Poor Brah!

[@Kimsta]

The colour combination of jacket, tie and vest is on point 😗🤌

[@razor6552]

He is sartorially correct nearly 100% of the time.

[@MichaelAnthony333]

Every time I’m preparing food at my house, I will watch your videos while I’m waiting. Then, I will pause the video until I’m ready to sit and eat. As I sit down with my food, I press play again and I swear, it’s like on queue, you are saying “it’s goin’ in”. Almost feels like I’m not eating by myself. Always nice to share a bite with ya, my friend.

[@michelleper5065]

lol

[@AzNFoLk]

Sounds legit.

[@MichaelAnthony333]

@@AzNFoLk yeah man, i watch a lot of TRotW

[@AzNFoLk]

@@MichaelAnthony333 I should try this with my lady, pretend he's our guest or something lol

[@hlgarrett3]

Whoever made that sandwich gave absolutely 0 f**ks.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Yes

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Ours went out of business because of the prices and low quality

[@plantationsecurity]

20 dollars an hour

[@Daniel-cp6qm]

@@plantationsecurity ?

[@plantationsecurity]

@@Daniel-cp6qm in Cali, fast food workers get 20 an hour. Poor quality seems to be a nationwide trend. Hiring the wrong people. Using lower quality ingredients. Everyone has noticed. My home economics teacher taught us that good presentation of a meal is critical.

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

It's basically the same thing McDonalds does by mixing what they have available to try to make something new without actually adding anything different.

[@markeldred5541]

I'm pretty sure that's Taco Bell's complete business plan. Seems to work for them😂

[@zippityzoop1478]

@@markeldred5541it seems to get my business every time

[@archiveacc3248]

The companies are losing sales and customers, so they try and make gimmick items to boost interest back up. They're counting on the consumer going "WOOAW NEW ITEM MUST BUY!!!". Of course the reason why the sales are dropping is because the food has major quality and pricing issues. But until the companies admit that, we'll keep getting disgusting frankenitems like the one above

[@craftkiller9627]

To be fair to taco bell, that describes most Mexican cuisine in the US. It's all the same ingredients (beans, rice, choice of meat, and cheese/guacamole) in different shapes. It true whether you're paying $30 per entree or grabbing a $2 snack at 2am.

[@kidjeff4304]

All restaurants cross pollenate.

[@AromaKicks17]

Crazy that a burger establishment would actually call this a "Patty Melt". Waffle House does better. Five Guys should be ashamed.

[@devinpaul9026]

Not just any five guys though, they should probably work for the company.

[@timneedham8267]

WH is actually good; or so years of teen/20s drunk/high 3am meals have told me decades ago

[@videocreator970]

When overpriced burger joints know that a good majority of people are dumb enough to pay whatever they want them to, they feel emboldened to release any crap that comes to mind

[@mikelarson7856]

Waffle House does better than most

[@jesseperry9602]

Waffle House Patty Melt should not be underestimated. It's pretty frickin good.

[@frittatas__]

3:37 Reviewbrah dropping bars

[@AromaKicks17]

😂

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

😂

[@vgrat3640]

"Those blue jays are in agreement. Thats right you tell 'em!" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@GeovaneSanciniSR]

10 $ for a cheeseburger with extra cheese and inverted buns? This isn't grilled cheese and definitely NOT a patty melt. It's a scam burger.

[@theunknownatheist3815]

“ScamBurger!” I love it 😻

[@beaualoevv]

cry

[@davidf.8345]

Is 5guys expensive and overpriced? Yes they are. But (at least in my area) it’s the same price as their cheeseburger. It would be a scam if they charged more for the patty melt.

[@EasyLikeSundayMorning719]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@528Circle]

The nibble The 2nd nibble The chalice The side glance The insect story The suspense is killing me!!! If it’s not on rye bread, is it even a patty melt? I’ve heard of American cheese on a patty melt but I do believe a traditional is with Swiss cheese.

[@theunknownatheist3815]

Sourdough is acceptable. But an inverted hamburger 🍔 bun is ridiculous.

[@Volsung24]

@@theunknownatheist3815 Bare minimum is sliced bread. Never a bun.

[@wooster2452]

The chalice - great!

[@chickenfkeryay]

​@@theunknownatheist3815 Or texas toast

[@saddadhouse]

It's the icey blue chalice for me

[@rogerdodger-789]

If you went to 5 guys, you are missing something, probably a large portion of your wallet

[@rickybobby8224]

Then buy garbage instead.

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

I guess 2 guys cooked and 3 guys took. (The money)

[@markeldred5541]

Truth!

[@TripleBarbacoa]

@moss550M just say you’re poor bro

[@ChaosSwissroIl]

@@TripleBarbacoa Just say you don't understand the value of money. You could literally hire a private chef for the same price as 5guys...

[@BraydenBunch58]

"Come on down and get our not cheeseburger!" -Five Guys

[@adude4491]

70$ for 2 burgers fries and a kids . Nope

[@waynefinnicumbb7218]

The difference is upside down buns and about $4 more expensive because they gave it a cute little name.

[@PollyAlice2000]

Reviewbrah nailed this review! That is a totally bogus item. Wrong bread (you need rye), wrong cheese (you need Swiss cheese) and missing an ingredient (grilled onions). They couldn’t even manage to fry the bun to crispy. A total failure.

[@michelleper5065]

and thousand islands lol

[@stonefox9124]

😂 not a brah! That's a babe!

[@PhycoKrusk]

Rye bread and swiss cheese is only a requirement for a Reuben; a patty melt can be made with any bread and any cheese, provided that the cheese is melted on the patty and not on the bread (so in all likelihood, that's something else they screwed up). Grilled onions, however, are a requirement, and you're totally correct with that "good enough" job they did frying the bread that isn't really even good enough.

[@thatmayday]

I disagree with almost everything you just stated. A Patty melt does not need rye bread, Swiss cheese nor onions. Those are all preferences, not requirements. I will agree with one of the buns being horribly grilled, but when you get it to go like that, even a perfectly grilled bun will be soft. Heat creates condensation which makes the bun soft.

[@GLCDragons]

@@thatmayday No an official patty melt is toasted rye bread with burger and swiss with grilled onions. That said I prefer the rye and pumpernickel swirl bread with american chesse and grilled onions. Perfection.

[@Old-ded-memes]

The five guys in my town still has posters on the wall bragging about awards they won in 2003.

[@akafume]

lmaooo shameful

[@RT-qd8yl]

Food aside, thank you for your kind words on Paul's final video a while back. He's a great guy and will be missed, and I think it was very respectable of you to pop in there and pay your respects. Thanks John.

[@Shehzain]

I agree! 💯👍

[@lucasmalley8867]

what video was that?

[@robertwarner-ev7wp]

@@lucasmalley8867Paul Harrells “I’m Dead “ video.

[@Sadler2010]

Which video of his did he comment on Paul's "I'm Dead" video in?

[@robertwarner-ev7wp]

@@Sadler2010 Go to the comments section of the “I’m dead “ and you will see it.

[@Nightenstaff]

Certainly more of a Pity Melt. It's a pity the buns aren't grilled. It's a pity there's only one kind of cheese. And it's a pity they're charging $10 for it.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣what a joke that burger is!

[@pameladepaul1073]

"Pity Melt"!!! 😂

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

@@pameladepaul1073 “I pity the fool that unwraps one of these pity melts’’ , Mr. T

[@Cleatus546]

Potty melt

[@toshikotanaka3249]

And no onions! A patty melt has onions!

[@jeffwise3851]

No grilled onions? No Swiss cheese?, No rye bread? NO SALE!

[@SharonBee-tl8vn]

But I despise rye bread, and I the South, we do not EAT rye bread!!

[@michelleper5065]

@@SharonBee-tl8vn you do you do.....in 2007 and 1997.... you sure do....

[@thomascatification]

you can order grilled onions - toppings are free.

[@stonefox9124]

​@@thomascatificationsince when!!!

[@thomascatification]

@@stonefox9124 Have you had Five Guys? toppings are free…

[@geico1975]

😁 Tell me the USA's economy is bad without saying "it's bad" $10.00 plain Cheeseburgers :)

[@archangelmichael1978]

Reviewbrah is a ray of light in our darkest hour.

[@michelleper5065]

lol

[@gijoedaisy]

My Merlin bird ID app did confirm that it was a Blue Jay. He knows his burgers and birdies. 💯

[@RT-qd8yl]

I use that too! That's how I ID'd a Great Blue Heron that landed in my yard 😮

[@69mastalon]

I mean he can visibly see them and they are unique in color

[@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111]

@@RT-qd8yl How did you not know what a blue heron is? It is the big blueish one. You know, one of the few birds that appears as though it is walking on stilts? Or maybe I am confused and that is a turkey.

[@jacobparker3034]

I recognized it cause it's my state bird :D

[@jacobparker3034]

(I hate it here tho lmao)

[@85jongo]

This man is the Walter Cronkite of fast food.

[@michelleper5065]

3 million subs....thats more than cbs today lol

[@gisli12]

Gentleman!*

[@jazg275]

7:17 this close up makes the 10 buck price tag even more ludicrous 😭

[@tracydee1857]

That looks like a hamburger that came off of my uncle's grill.......You sir, look MARVELOUS and the setting / attire *kisses fingertips*

[@grimmpoetics313]

Next time use the term chef kiss. It's more recognizable

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

*licks fingertips*

[@Slim_T_ODB]

🤌

[@cram000]

kisses fingertips lol

[@User-j63849j]

Daddy always looks good

[@bjkarana]

I was a short order cook as a teenager and the key to a good patty melt is balance: a hamburger on grilled rye topped with swiss and grilled/smothered onions . I've found processed cheeses add too much richness to it and overpower the whole thing.

[@chaswarren886]

The bug leads me to think that you are used to dealing with important issues, those hard hitting problems that confront us in today's society. Stay in charge my hero!

[@Bee-l3k]

Good review, love the background scenery and birds.

[@doghairdontcarelindaniel7531]

I just had Patty Melt at Freddy’s yesterday. Rye bread, Swiss, grilled onions, ask for extra, not extra charge, Combo. 10.00 incl fries or new tater tots(delish) an drink. Grilled to perfection.

[@lewilbur]

Love that tie!! Reminds me of castle windows! Honestly love your whole tie collection 🤩

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Me too, i was thinking that tie is looking niice!

[@Sadler2010]

ReviewBrah ain't spending that YT cheddar on no luxury cars, he's wearing it...

[@razor6552]

He has good looking ties. I have about a dozen. I wonder how many he has

[@cherylpetersen4573]

A real patty melt, is Swiss cheese, grilled onions, two thin patty’s on grilled rye bread. Very juicy and crispy. That one is a disaster!

[@cnobillbradley9673]

I concur! Sourdough rye divine.

[@JackSparrow-yl8my]

@@cnobillbradley9673 Ohhhhhhhh i wanna try a Patty Melt wif da sourdough Rye

[@happymethehappyone8300]

YES,, You are missing something....A Patty Melt..Because that is NOT one,, It is as you said,, Just a regular cheeseburger..You got Bamboozled Reviewbrah.

[@Nako3]

What a scam. They really inverted the buns.

[@KayJay940]

If I wanted inverted buns for Five Guys prices I would date a Kardashian.

[@ALexthemid]

*bug flying around* Reviewbruh: I'll turn the camera off and do what I need to do. Warning, the Review Slayer has entered the facility

[@JAWSRULES5991]

Jack in the box usually has something like this every year, their sourdough bread with a large beef patty, grilled onions and 2 slices of cheese. When I use to work there I would make this for myself alot because I liked it so much

[@whodat9198]

A properly executed sourdough jack is a thing of beauty. I used to ask for mine toasty just to make sure. Carls tried to do it but they just steamed the bread….

[@isaiahsmith7123]

Still more authentic than what he reviewed.

[@RawrDinosaurgrr]

Ohhh Papa, you are Everything ♥️♥️♥️!!!!

[@Diogenes1360]

"If it looks like a Cheeseburger, smells like a Cheeseburger & tastes like a Cheeseburger" But it's called a "Patty-Melt ?" - Sounds your Typical Government Politician at Work.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@slipnsldnaway]

It's a patty and it's melted

[@megamania501]

Maybe Five Guys thought that the appeal would be the upside down buns, like people would go, "Ooh, the buns are upside down! Isn't that interesting? You don't see that everyday... So cool! Mmm, it still tastes like a cheeseburger but doesn't look like one - this is so fun! This whole experience was worth a whole $10!"

[@PongosPonderings]

I used to work there and this was a secret menu item, it's simply just the grilled cheese with a patty on it and it is glorious. ask them to put some Cajun seasoning on your burger too ;)

[@sierrahale804]

It does look good but $10? I think I'm good with a plain burger

[@PongosPonderings]

@@sierrahale804 so true, might as well just go grocery shopping at that point

[@Terrelli9]

Very cool tie, sir!

[@hyperinactive8294]

Ikr!? He has great taste in ties

[@kentmarsh6442]

I'm bettin' he knows where all the good vintage clothes shops are.

[@xBDE]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@LindseyLouWho]

Isn't everyone's nowadays?

[@MrNoucfeanor]

It happens.

[@dietcoke759]

Be original

[@MrNoucfeanor]

@@dietcoke759 Says the corporate soda.

[@Baphyboo]

​@@MrNoucfeanoryou tell um

[@devinpaul9026]

Your stories are always the most white knuckle of thrill rides, Mr. Brah.

[@Kelkel-lg5lh]

To me A Patty Melt is Rye bread , grilled onions , a burger patty and cheese ! The whole bun thing it’s just a cheese burger 🍔

[@Mattspips]

9:43 I love how our lord says "American" cheese

[@krisfrederick5001]

They're called "Hacks" because they don't know what they're doing. 10 bucks for THAT? Five Guys is the scene of a crime. 👀

[@Cleatus546]

They're almost as bad as McDonald's.

[@chadwickmccarty4944]

That looks completely plastic & unappealing. Are you sure you weren't served the demonstration model? They inverted the buns of a normal cheeseburger ... brilliant.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Wah wah wah 😩. Such a fail!

[@acidics]

Five Guys is highway robbery.

[@FriendZone75]

The most overrated fast food restaurant of all time, hands down.

[@pawxgamingmario9813]

true

[@Aaryq]

This is a fact. Mediocre quality at an extortion price.

[@duceleaf2376]

I liked it but I can't justify it anymore

[@kayleeblack4303]

New York City prices in rural America

[@terpdx]

Wow, I had no idea Five Guys fanbois were so toxic until seeing this comments section. Apparently, "burger, fries, and a drink for $24 is overpriced" = "you're poor." Who knew!? Shame on all of us for not being more frivolous with our funds. I'm going to get some Five Guys right after I pay for rust-proofing for my car and sign up for a few OnlyFans subscriptions.

[@AndrewBell-eb7ri]

Anything you wrap in tin foil will become soggy. How a giant fast food chain doesn’t get that is beyond my comprehension.

[@michelleper5065]

!

[@r0kus]

You didn't mention if yours had grilled onions. With no grilled onions, it would have been just a cheeseburger. The addition of those is the main difference between a cheeseburger and a patty melt. Also, patty melts are traditionally served on rye toast, but they are not necessarily known for crunchiness, not like grilled cheese sandwiches anyway. I like to add tomato slices to my patty melts, and thousand island dressing. There was a restaurant (don't remember the name) that called that sandwich combination a "Frisco Melt".

[@staceyn2541]

That is Steak n Shake. We still have one in town and that is my kids order, every time. Looks and tastes way better than what he just had.

[@r0kus]

@@staceyn2541 Thank you. Your kids have good taste.🙂

[@theunknownatheist3815]

Sourdough bread is an acceptable choice as well I think. Plain bread or a bun is just a burger 🍔.

[@shawnmorris5693]

The energy that ReviewBrah brought to this video is inspirational. The passion, the intensity, the focus. Thank you for changing lives, one food review video at a time.

[@TacoSallust]

No way I would pay $10 for that

[@bobbyrivera2951]

I don’t even get fries and a drink

[@Alicia_the_short1]

Agreed

[@cskillet2003]

Looks like about $1/bite.

[@ChipOtero-l8j]

I'll rather do my own food. Taste better and you get more.

[@dwbangdc]

Their buns are the biggest problem. They could go for sponge, like In N' Out, or change bread for each sandwich like McDonalds. The fries and seasoning are , but even they can't save the bad bread on their food.

[@jennyferNumberone]

@4:30 -- yeah, can confirm... that's a cheeseburger. I heard your description and thought I misunderstood... but no, i heard correctly... they just named it wrong 🤣😂🤣🤪🤪

[@halcyon940]

"A grille cheese sandwich with a burger patty..." So, a cheesburger?

[@robertwarner-ev7wp]

A crappy one with nothing on it.

[@hepfarms9101]

He threatens violence at 7:00. I could always tell he was a closet GANGSTER.

[@razor6552]

😂

[@shandlohan2534]

6:45 solitude

[@sonartech7721]

So I’m pausing this at the 2:24 mark to predict the price before ReviewBrah says it. It’s Five Guys. I’m going to predict this patty melt is going to be $117.35 without drink or fries. Let’s see if I’m right.

[@ecannon649]

I truly do not understand how 5 guys stays in business with the prices they charge. They lost me as a customer years ago.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Us too after the 1st lousy expensive meal. Eveidently our whole town felt that way because they are out of business years ago.

[@michelleper5065]

high quality meat and potatos.... compared to the rest....

[@Hopeofmen]

They're not that high quality versus other chains.

[@kaygrass]

Cuz you're poor

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

@@kaygrass 👍😂 if not before, then after feeding the family.

[@robertclark8546]

Everything I've ever eaten at Five Guys has been soggy

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Yes! Even the fries!

[@robertclark8546]

@@dillarddillard-p4e Especially the fries!

[@frankperdue6585]

Rye bread plus caramelized onions of course….. come on five guys call things by their name . That is just like Reviewbruh said’ just a grilled cheese with a hamburger patty’

[@xpig332]

Dragon flies eat mosquitoes, leave them alone!

[@ED-209UHD]

We need them here in Thailand as I’ve just had Dengue and near enough killed me

[@k7l3rworkman97]

Always thought a patty melt was just burger n cheese on some sort of toast… Seen a bunch of arguments of RYE and Grilled onions, so I googled it and this is what came up: ***A patty melt is a hamburger made with ground beef, melted cheese, and caramelized onions on griddled rye bread. It's a classic diner food that became popular in the late 1940s.***

[@k7l3rworkman97]

It also came with photos… I was in disbelief of the Rye bread talk before I googled it

[@martinruffell4077]

The anecdote and then the blue challice glass appearing. I lost it. 😂

[@markkasper-w9x]

A patty melt is a hamburger made with ground beef, melted cheese, and caramelized onions on griddled rye bread.

[@smakadragon]

Seven out of ten is too generous for what you were served.

[@reyproduction4988]

10 dollars for a cheeseburger? Wow.... Ridiculous

[@wolfcola3401]

I don't see any caramelized onions on it. A patty melt has caramelized onions on it.

[@rrampage36]

What's the difference between a regular cheeseburger and a secret menu patty melt...???... About $ 4 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gtfo124]

Review brah for president 2024

[@ED-209UHD]

I concur

[@tellington-in4jz]

To be sure, your local Five Guys may just be entering another slump. At least you still have Chick-fil-A!

[@CBs_Bill_from_Montana]

After watching about 100 of his videos I now think “goin in” is my favorite part. Unsure why it’s my new fave.

[@Mikesroadtrip-ec5kp]

I said the same thing. Looks like a cheese burger with the buns upside down.

[@OldGamingDood]

No drink and Frys? And 10 bucks!? Yikes!

[@Time_Traveler_Karen]

Yes texture is missing. I think a crispy cheese chaffle around that patty melt would be perfection. Come to Connecticut and I'll make you one 😊

[@avgjoeavglife]

Connecticut is a hidden gem for all kinds of food.

[@Bockbockmama]

A real Patty melt is supposed to have grilled onions, and cheddar cheese, not American cheese, and yes, the bread is supposed to be crunchy and toasted on the grill.

[@heneedsomemilk9267]

It’s an honor to be this early for my glorious king

[@HunterXray]

You can buy 2 pounds of 80/20 ground beef for $10 where I live.

[@Sadler2010]

5lb's at Aldis around $12, might be 75/25 'though...

[@MasterMayhem78]

Yep, good quality meat too. I can make a perfect burger in about five minutes at home. I keep 1lb bricks in my freezer and always have ground beef available to use. I eat about 5 burgers a week at a cost of about $1 a burger. Here’s a pro tip…keep a package of precooked bacon in the fridge 😉

[@DavidGutierrez-kj8tm]

Glad to see your doing well, dood. God bless.

[@bigprovola]

It only costs two dollars per guy, that's not such a bad deal

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5 guffaws for 5 Guys. What a joke!

[@dragonboi173]

I like that he's more interested in the flying insect than the sandwich

[@joelbuchanan471]

The inconsequential burger caused a time lapse stroke in our boy here. He is the best at keeping our interest. Go Review Brah.

[@VirginiaWolf88]

Right, Great observation. It doesn't look like a Grilled Cheese, It would need to be designed differently and be more crispy.

[@dravenlee4473]

The last time I went, it was $23 for a cheeseburger and small fries. No drink. It was good but that’s absurd. That’s steakhouse pricing. You can buy 5lbs of ground beef for that price.

[@ejbear8403]

For me, it's not a Patty Melt w/out some grilled Onions... My favorite Fast-Food or Diner Patty Melt is the one from Whataburger on Grilled Texas Toast.

[@SeenGod]

hell yeah the Patty Melt is the only thing i ever get from Whataburger

[@matthewreist6530]

This dude could be christopher walkens son

[@alandoane9168]

He definitely needs more cowbell.

[@saintbyron5150]

Or Featureman’s

[@perfectsoulmates2023]

7:46 LOL 🕊️

[@TheRealWattLife]

This guy is so allergic to sunlight that the only light he gets is from a green screen!

[@bidbidnanakowski2522]

Nothing worse than a mid patty melt.

[@ElectricCafe-45]

This just goes to show how elite and consistent In N Out preparation and quality is. Five Guys can't even make a patty melt consistent. lol

[@StarliteProductDevelopment]

Five guys vs. In n Out is like the comparison between Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks pertaining to inconsistency. DD is always a surprise what coffee you're going to get ,whereas Starbucks is always perfect.

[@chrisw6164]

Even the patty melts are fake in 2024

[@OGPreposterown]

Alton Brown summed up this situation nicely back in 2014: "You know few such arrangements are capable of stimulating so much desire, so much nostalgia, so much...saliva, and yet, for me these words represent disappointment, dishonesty, and disillusionment. That's because whenever and wherever people say they're gonna make you a grilled cheese sandwich, what they really mean is they're gonna make you a griddled sandwich containing some melted cheese." I think very similar could be said for a patty melt. When people say they're gonna make you a patty melt, what they really mean is they're gonna make you a sub-par cheeseburger with some toast.

[@ChrisDied]

He really looks like a freshly hatched baby bird

[@bschurch100]

I was gonna take it out 😂😂😂😂😂😂