"Am I Pretty?" "No." [ Slit Mouthed - 口裂け女 ]

[@zeldabob888]

30:45 peak indie horror game: picking up a key to unlock a box that gives you a key, love it

[@parchemiarz]

Remember the locked box in silent hill 2?

[@danem2215]

"You open up a locked chest to get a key, isn't that ass backwards?"

[@yaonahr752]

peak indie? didn't any ps1 horror games done this lmao

[@nickgarcia1292]

@@parchemiarz you unlock like 5 locks to get a hair lol

[@KingKaiksteenbookreview]

My Mom: You should get out and go for a run more often Me: Sorry mom, running makes more noise and attracts evil

[@Whatlander]

LMAO can't be helped. Also, I like this game mechanic as an alternative to the stamina bar & would love to see the concept in more games. You get to sprint willy-nilly, but it gradually ups the enemy's aggression, or eventually teleports it to your location after a specific amount of time, etc.

[@JTguitarlessons]

@@Whatlander Weird response, had nothing to do with the joke that was made. But alright.

[@mischief0427]

"It's just some intruder, we will take care of her later!" Literally the entire reason they are there is to take care of intruders. They're security guards lmao.

[@Whatlander]

Sorry, doing their one job wasn't on the task list.

[@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9]

@@Whatlanderdang bureaucracy getting in the way of a job well done!

[@vivid5072]

Lmao John it’s even sillier than you think-he’s singing about acorns rolling around (どんぐりころころ) Edit: here’s some acorns (chestnuts) rolling around🌳🌰🌰🌰

[@79Bobola]

This is the perfect indie horror for John… lots of material to roast 😂

[@mizzeda]

right! hahaha this man

[@lukasblur3500]

Thanks for the spoiler. I thought this could've been a high quality indie horror game about the slit mouthed woman.

[@zephyrlillies]

When she's walking around talking to herself, she's saying "Watashi wa mada kirei" which means "I'm still pretty," and "Watashi wa minikukunai" which means "I'm not ugly." My limited knowledge of Japanese is coming in handy for once lmao

[@hannag4768]

I kept on replaying her lines and I could not for the life of me figure out what she was saying lmao. I figured that I didn't hear her correctly when I ended up with "Watashi wa mo ikukunai" and "Watashi mo mada kiru no"

[@AnomalousNormie]

For real, I'm over here trying to make my old sensei proud by trying to translate stuff for myself. Even some of the stuff in English isn't exact translations.

[@Whatlander]

I've just had the horrifying realization that my first thought was 'oh, like Roxy Wolf from FNAF' so yeah now I have shamed myself and my entire family. Just gonna lay on the floor for a bit and think about my life choices. 😞 BTW Nice translation, thanks for the context!

[@voodoolew]

That is something I love about games like this and ones from Chilla's is practicing Japanese while I watch people play

[@AlexJones-qf7rw]

I gotta say, for a bride of a warlord she dresses very modern.

[@NetWebUser]

i dont think this ghost is the original remember if you say yes 2 times you get your mouth slit like she did. I think she is a recent victim and the curse passes down. But hey it a theory a game theory!!

[@DaBonkinator]

@@NetWebUser i think if you said yes twice she slit your mouth only if your response wasnt truthful or you were visibly nervous. If you said yes 2 times and you werent affected by her appearance the second time or you really believed she was beautiful shed give you a bloody diamond and walk away.

[@Whatlander]

lmao true. Then again, you can't scare your kids into not talking to strangers if they know to look for someone wearing period clothing! I think there's a version where she approaches wearing a facemask, then does a dramatic reveal like she's the dang Joker.

[@hishamochicosplay]

Some of the ghosts in Japan change their attire accordingly to the time period they’re in to blend in with humans so they don’t stick out like a sore thumb when they’re looking for victims. In Japan it’s completely normal to be wearing a face mask in public, even before the COVID pandemic. So it only makes sense the Kuchisake Onna would take advantage of Japan’s societal norms by hiding her disfigured face with a mask to appear as a normal long haired woman wearing a pea coat and heels. Her legend is mainly used to scare little kids into avoiding talking to strangers when walking home from school. Most people around the world tell ghost stories to their kids to scare them shitless into behaving and making them less tempted to disobey their parents. A ghost story told to a child is often scarier than the truth of what kind of sick and twisted people out there do to the people they choose as their victims. A lot of people in Asian countries are very superstitious, so they genuinely believe in these ghost stories like it’s the utmost truth in their society. Most ghosts I’ve heard of in Asian countries are vengeful female spirits that often died in childbirth or died a violent death. Some of the ghosts are spirits of children who died after birth and weren’t given proper burial rites. Sometimes the ghosts are evil people who were reborn in the afterlife as vampiric demons who prey on the flesh and blood of their victims.

[@mishagirl1414]

🤣🤣🤣

[@coffeefox5703]

Well shit. If the protagonist really knew about the legend, he would have known not to answer "Yes" or "No" but to ask her a question that would confuse her, and walk away towards other people...

[@klavdiya9821]

I LOVE the way he reads the characters' lines! Man, John is so much fun, been saving my mental health for a while now.

[@mayflyforyou]

Same. It's great that he uses subtitles and then reads them out as well. Quality content, as always!

[@LuizSilva-ul1ee]

8:14 - if I remember correctly from the comments on Manly's video, this paint is called "The Anguished Man",and it is supposedly haunted (there is a youtube channel about it). All paintings featured in the house in this game fit this criteria

[@pigeondesable9204]

Ah, a manlybadasshero enjoyer. Greetings.

[@seancrosby6837]

I gotta say, I am really impressed with the translation in this game. I wish Chillas Art games had good translations like this lol

[@victfv]

I might be wrong, but I think the VA is Sora the Troll, who's a Japanese English teacher, so he probably helped translate the game.

[@stezton]

@@victfv It is him. He talked about it in a livestream: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWnTfJqgqbNkjNk Just after the 3:40 mark.

[@victfv]

@らてちゃん OP probably thought this game was translated from Japanese to English.

[@seancrosby6837]

@@victfv It was though, wasn't it? Nyx Tales are Japanese, so it probably was translated from Japanese. Their game Teke Teke was published by Chillas Art and that game had horrible English translation.

[@seancrosby6837]

@らてちゃん Yes, that's what I meant. I'm pretty sure Nyx Tales are Japanese too considering their other game Teke Teke was published by Chillas Art and it was about another Japanese folklore thing

[@MastaChief345]

When the clothed figures appeared and he reacted by laughing was fucking great

[@Hydplant]

The Wikipedia page for the legend says you may survive an encounter with Kuchisake onna by telling her her appearance is 'average', or by distracting her with money or hard candy, which is pretty hilarious.

[@patsysloan8967]

Money is always the answer 😂

[@chillcreep4926]

"Am I pretty?" "You want a butterscotch?"

[@Emily-xk2du]

lol I love this idea, it makes Kuchisake-onna sound like she's got a funny personality. "Yes": DIE "No": DIE "You're average": lol ok that's fair you can go "You want five bucks?": :O YAH ty!! "You want some caaandy?": :OO YAH!!!

[@zangy3748]

@@Emily-xk2du "I've got some Werther's Original. Ya want some?" "O hell yes!"

[@boonemorris]

What's even funnier is that I've heard you have to throw the money or candy on the ground so she has to pick it up, giving you time to run.

[@margaridacf97]

yay new video, every time you don’t post I just go watch your old videos, I think I’ve seen almost all of your videos ever 😂

[@donaldcampbell9219]

I do the same thing. Over and over again. Crazy.

[@aglorioushole9336]

You ain't the only one

[@andrearoark486]

I'm still working through the 3 Random Horror Games playlist, I'll be sad when I finish

[@zamora77786]

Same. 😁

[@BethK]

Well, I got the new vid notify while I was watching one of his old videos lol

[@shallwedance309]

18:46 I was casually sipping from a bottle of water, when I suddenly find myself drenched from crushing the bottle in fear.

[@justalittlecreacher]

saw this comment as soon as it happened :(

[@alexinator-hh5fe]

Ah yes, John playing horror games. Quality content.

[@Guys._.]

As it has always been.

[@jolenesjourney8517]

And always will be.

[@Emily-xk2du]

"Spies from the Shadows" "g o d h o l e" Not gonna lie, I love all that good DBD stink in John's terminology whenever he has to dodge killers in these games

[@ailsatg]

As a kid I actually wanted to be a night security guard (so I would be left alone to stay up all night and read) so I have a soft spot for media featuring that kind of character...pretty much only seen in horror stuff!

[@exeledusprince9165]

I recently became a night time security guard at a hospital! Some nights are slow like you assume, but sometimes it's so busy you cant sit down for 5 minutes! Its fulfilling work though!

[@ailsatg]

@@exeledusprince9165 You're night security at a hospital during a global health crisis?! Definitely take notes so you can one day write a book that I'll stay up all night reading! It's just so interesting that there's an alternative night version of all places that seem so familiar during the day.

[@spinnenlile]

Protagonist: Looks like a mansion. Me: Where is the grilly looking, in dust covered BBQ grill?

[@Emily-xk2du]

Where is the Relaxation Zone??? I want to sit by myself far away from the quarantine tent >:|

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

Ah yes the slit mouth woman one of the ones where the only way to get away from her and survive is to just run back towards where people are gathered after confusing her with a question of your own or a answer such as so-so when she asks if she is pretty. Also side note it was probably not a good idea to keep that bloody axe because no person in their right mind will believe the story and just assume that you did it

[@giovannikelvin133]

looking for this comment. apparently someone know about this xD

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@giovannikelvin133 common knowledge i thought

[@giovannikelvin133]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena i dont think its a common knowledge unless you're a horror lover/urban legend lover

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@giovannikelvin133 when i was in school people told these types of stories all the time so honestly i thought it was common knowledge

[@AtriasNaradan]

Ironically, that bloody axe is probably one of the best evidence to free him from police suspicion, as the killing is done by a large scissor. Even if the police wants to pin on him so hard, unless they can find the scissors used to murder Seiji and connected it to Akio by concrete evidence of handprints or something else, their case is probably really weak. There is also the logic of why he would not used the axe to kill Seiji, considering he got one, only to then covered the axe in blood while throwing away the murder weapon…an axe is definitely more effective to kill a person with than a scissor. Akio’s lawyer can easily made an argument that Akio saw an intruder who posed as Kuchisake Onna murder his colleague, and due to his superstition and texts he found in the house, he covered the axe he found with his dead colleague’s blood to defend himself against the supposed murderous intruder. Since Seiji’s body is not covered with wounds from axe attack, and not enough Seiji’s blood found on Akio’s body, it’s not enough to jailed Akio just by using the bloody axe as evidence.

[@boyketer3585]

Speaking of the Slit-Mouth Woman, I heard that if "she" asks you if she's pretty, you aren't suppose to answer it since both yes and no always results in it slicing your mouth. Instead, either ignore "her" or just say "I'm busy" and run off.

[@SurprizE98]

I've heard you can also say she's "so-so" and she'll get confused, letting you have enough time to run.

[@reaperofthings]

@@SurprizE98 I wonder what a Kuchisake-Onna would do if you told her you were gay. I mean, if they were real and I ran into one I’d just say something along the lines of “Do you like bourbons?” offer her one and then walk off, but I do want to know how she’d respond to a homosexual. I’m also pretty sure if you say you’re married that she backs off, but my Japanese urban legends is pretty rusty lol.

[@char1211]

@@reaperofthings Well she asks you no matter your gender so I don't think sexuality would make a difference? She's not asking if you're down to get jiggy

[@atgosh]

I'm not sure how it works in the mythology, but in Constantine, a character asks her if they are pretty and it confuses her. I like that idea

[@dbone3356]

@@reaperofthings "Do you like multiple bourbons" and then offer her a bourbon? Like, a glass of it? A bottle of it? And why bourbon? Why not Sake? Or Vodka? Or beer?

[@BexTheBoo388]

I feel like a good writer could write a game where the slit mouthed woman is the protagonist, walking on eggshells around a jealous and abusive husband, only to be disfigured and killed by him in a fit of rage. Later she takes out her anger on him and others. Maybe then you play someone being hunted by her, maybe her story parallels problems they face in their own life, maybe they find a way to save her spirit, maybe not? Just... something other than a generic "run through a scary house while being chased" game where the killer can easily be swapped out for any other

[@jjescorpiso21]

Sounds like the story of Ju-On The Grudge

[@Phantom-kc9ly]

How is generic female ghost better than be chased?

[@juniper877]

god I love it when John breaks out the witchy voice

[@vivid5072]

If they don’t give you the option to say “you’re average” in response to her question “am I pretty” I’m gonna lose it Edit: they didn’t give the option. Ffs.

[@robbing_chips]

Saw the thumbnail and remembered the urban legend but couldn't remember the way to "trick" the woman then saw your comment 🤣

[@vivid5072]

@@robbing_chips it’s also said you can offer her candy and run while she’s distracted, but that option never shows up either 😅

[@robbing_chips]

@@vivid5072 I think I remember one version adding that even when you escaped she found you later that night and kills you then like welp haha we tried

[@jesalt8230]

Couldn't you say "Yes" to her both of her questions, but being sure and confident both times and get away with it?

[@robbing_chips]

@@jesalt8230 if you said she was pretty she would slice your face like hers

[@LadyRhapsody38]

"I sing!" John: Oh please don't... 😂😂😂 Your commentary is always gold!

[@rovenablack128]

This game wasn't bad but ending was anticlimactic. (Spoilers for those who are reading before watching) He just tapped her gently with an axe and she disappeared. 😂

[@thegiantrat389]

I'm sure it has plenty of endings though, I wish he explored them more. I imagine there's one for each choice you make, maybe even an extra ending if you get all the collectables? I don't know, it's just the only payoff I can imagine for the collectables.

[@AtriasNaradan]

Well, it does says that he only need to splash her with the victim’s blood in the first place. She’s basically banished once she got into contact with her victim’s blood, no lethal physical force needed whatsoever, the victim’s blood acts like a holy water. So the blood covered axe is really just need to be tapped on her. That’s why she’s saying “dame dame…”, which in English is something like “no, please don’t”, once she saw the blood covered tool. Akio can technically used anything that can carried Seiji’s blood, even his own hand or some of the items in his pocket…him choosing to use the axe though, ironically what ended up saving him from being jailed for Seiji’s murder. If he choose to cover the other items in Seiji’s blood, instead of the axe, the police can still easily suspect him for throwing away the murder weapon, and used the fact that he got a non-weaponized item covered with Seiji’s blood on him as an evidence of guilt. By using the axe, it shows that the blood on it can’t be from murder, while there is no reason for the murderer to use stabbing weapon to murder if he got an axe, to only covered the axe with blood later on.

[@bananagomm]

@@AtriasNaradan big brain i guess.

[@Whatlander]

If it helps, during that "boss battle" I was imagining this clip of Shane Madej screaming "Back to hell! BACK TO HELL!!....I don't really know how that works." It actually fits the abruptness pretty well & adds a bit more pizzazz: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZzKiYWviMiomKs

[@Whatlander]

@@AtriasNaradan That is a really great observation! Also now I want nothing more than an ending where Akio chases her around the mansion with his bloody hands, or just flicks her nose to trigger a dramatic death cutscene.

[@LSSTmusic]

31:30 i can't believe john has had another family over on twitch this entire time, i'm devastated

[@Hagaspaba]

im pretty sure that painting at 8:13 is a reference to a really old youtube video where a dude i think inherited the painting and the room he had the painting in was making noises and all that so he put up a camera and recorded it yeah if you type "haunted painting" into youtube its the 7th vid down 10 years old

[@titussmith1241]

“Am I pretty?” “Am I pretty?” Slit mouth and me cries

[@OnAnAcidTrip]

Yaay! Thank you so much John. Working watching your videos is so damn fun! Hoping you're having a great start of the year and wishing you, as always, the very best of the best, also for Kimmy, family and friends. Lots of love (for doggy too!) And thanks you so much for your awesome content ♥.

[@valeriebarcenas5566]

I just woke up can't wait to see this

[@nervo7a]

Glad to see you're posting more again! I am quite busy with Uni and watching your videos really helps me relax. I saw you have created two more channels and I am super happy things are going so good for you, you totally deserve it! Much love from Italy ♥️

[@razzen88]

Gets stabbed in the head with scissors. Achievement: escape artist

[@End-Result]

Lolololol same

[@IndriAndri340]

The crossover I never expected! Sora the troll (does voice acting and KZbin in Japan) and John Wolfe ☺

[@DetectiveJones]

Alright after viewing Johns channel for quite some time now it is completely confirmed that the most effective way to scare John is someone peaking around a corner 18:43 I will have to keep this in mind for mine XD

[@neardarkroad1347]

before doing that, you'll have to make him loosen his guard like what happened in the video.

[@DetectiveJones]

@@neardarkroad1347 Fair point! Ive been rewatching a bunch of both good and bad horror games (mostly bad theyre fun) and Ill have moments that startle me in the day time when its not full screen and Im barely focused on it but John just -_- everytime but for some reason the only jumpscares that really get him are door way peepers like Visage / Fnaf Vr / This game / Hatch and another one I cant remember

[@oniwolf018]

12:29 actually paused the vid just so I can solve it myself (even opened a notepad to get my thoughts in order) and I got it right, I feel achieved.

[@Emily-xk2du]

Was tempted to do that too, not to be a nerd but logic puzzles are kinda fun lol

[@oniwolf018]

@@Emily-xk2du Yeah it scratched my puzzle / murder mystery itch quite well

[@frankkranktrangtmohammedny807]

I also paused the video and got it right, but it took way too long for me to solve. Logical thinking is not my strongest suit.

[@CuccoTheCoo]

I’m grateful to editing John-- turning up the lighting for us to see better ;-; bless

[@lordborkbork6952]

The Last Podcast On The Left reference was mind blowing. You’re one of us! Hail Yourself!

[@megamason8335]

Now, this... This is proper quality content

[@craigs7896]

The family puzzle (pause at 13:45 for the clues) is a lot more complicated than the way you explained, so for those who are wondering: Because the youngest is not the same gender as the victim - the youngest is not the victim. We know that the helper is older than the victim (older child or a parent) - helper must be a parent. Because the witness is not the same gender as the oldest (the father) - the witness is female. Helper is different gender to witness - helper is male, and we know is a parent - so father is helper. Because we know the youngest is not the killer or the victim, they are the witness - witness is the daughter, daughter is youngest. As we know the victim is male and not the father, victim is son. Which leaves the mother as killer. I assume you worked all this out and cut from the video, but I had to sit down and work out how you ruled all the others out!

[@slayesl]

Same here!

[@DetectiveJones]

Dammit I just bought that animation pack a bit ago 21:49 (Ghost Creature Anims) I knew I recognized it as soon as I saw him hiding under the desk (25:00 is also part of it)

[@LanaLiliyMoon]

Please keep uploading full games John I really enjoy your commentaries

[@AngeliqueStP]

"The goblins really like the painting." In my head canon, I'm totally going to affirm that's a reference to Sinow's chat people... ...It's funnier that way.😁

[@ElvisPresIey]

I like when John uploads new videos, keeps me sane.

[@YThates]

"Shakesphere pales in comparison to the slit-mouth woman; you're right." LOL I've heard this story since I was a kid and played many horror games that referenced this. I even watched a japanese urban legend show (i wish I remembered what it was called) that had an episode based on the slit-mouth woman and from what I've read/heard. The correct answer is to try and confuse her and then run away. If you say no she gets angry and executes her victim one way, if you say yes she thinks you are lying and executes you, if you say I don't know she gets angry, if you confuse her then run away she will not chase. But it is an urban legend so there are stories that will say you must say No or Yes, etc but the common one I found was confuse her and run.

[@DJMichaelMcClain]

I don't know about your intelligence personally. but I do know about your memory from when you play silent Hill to now you always had a fantastic memory. and so far in my life I haven't found anyone else quite like you John Wolf with that intellect of memory. 14:35

[@Gorflak]

John Wolfe content! My day has been improved! Thanks John excited about the dbd and wolfewatch channel. Favorite content creator

[@RoyJNg]

The music starting at 18:00 was just classic especially John's WTF face too.

[@IntroXietyGaming]

These are the kind of games I need to play. I'm so bad with horror games, no matter how corny they are, so it would probably pretty entertaining to watch me squeal. 😄

[@RandMPlayz]

I like seeing more videos like this from John again!

[@HuntedHuntsmen]

The classic Japanese urban legend say yes John!

[@Bibi-ue6ef]

Hi John! Tysm for this new update! I lost my flight so I'm kinda sad 😢 you made my day!💕

[@luazul_]

:(

[@steve-bg5mr]

The crow at 28:07 just ascended into the heavens at lightening speed

[@goglydes]

Long weekend and a John Wolfe upload? Let’s go!

[@nrc1965gm]

Odd random comment lol but one of the things I like about this channel is that John will check out new games from a developer even if he didn't personally care for their last work and will give the new games a fair shake as well. As for this game, it has a bizarre charm at rare times, like with the protag singing or some of the dialogue. It was a lot of fun to watch.

[@Quinlana83]

Very entertaining. Thank you for playing, John.

[@sidneyvictor7887]

Never been more sure you have played these games before XD love you john, your my go to entertainment XX

[@nopenope4848]

These type of games (Japanese urban stories) are my guilty pleasure They have such a cool charm to them

[@patsysloan8967]

Japanese horror is so graphic and occult. American horror is kinds tame in comparison

[@katnor4688]

Come for the horror, stay for the sarcasm. 😆

[@soy2.758]

Keep up the good work John, you're the chillest KZbinr I have ever seen and have the humor and charisma to match!

[@larkhaven1582]

fucking hell that jumpscare at 18:45 got me, my heart fml

[@mrgreen497]

you werent lying about posting more here, this is gonna be a good year!

[@spas8543]

i wonder if john's gonna go back to security breach soon. with the way it was optimized and such i understand how it could be a little strenuous and how you might need a break after a good few episodes, but i've been holding out on watching anyone else play it for a while now. don't want to sound like i'm entitled and self absorbed and demanding he plays it again btw lol

[@sofiipote7]

oh I was thinking the same thing today. I also didn't watch anyone else because even though I'm curious about the game I mostly enjoy john's humour and it kinda seems boring to me otherwise. Was wondering how to ask about it without sounding like I was demanding anything lol

[@cookstrr2804]

he said in his update video that he was going to finish it!

[@sofiipote7]

@@cookstrr2804 oh, I should have watched it until the end. I just saw the two channels, subscribed and left. Damn my lack of patience

[@thatbobbi]

The editing is so good in this is one. 🥳

[@zeynatura]

This is the first time I have ever screamed while watching any of your videos, I get scared very easily but usually the scream is internally. Not this time, that first jumpscare got me so bad 😫

[@atlanta9286]

18:45 I was dunking my biscuit in my cup of tea......I was so unprepared for this moment 😵🫖

[@dormantlime215]

for a product made by people still learning their craft, and when compared to the tekateka game, they're doing well. i hope they continue their efforts and can one day release a truly competent and entertaining indie game.

[@orbital9899]

You squinting with the bars reminded me of 999 on John Wolfe! Super excited for all you're doing this year!

[@HorrorbleDriver]

Your character must have heavy feet, bro, that's why they can be heard all the way from the basement to the second floor! Awesome video!

[@luciaszocsova496]

'I ran track and field, you're not wrong.' Running in general is evil

[@clan31337]

Yay its snowing here so perfect day for a new john video!!

[@tri1ogy]

🤣 John, reading that shit like the fine print in a radio advert

[@OI-YEN-AH-OH-YEN-ME]

As soon as Bando started talking, I also checked my headphones, I just got them today and thought I had to return them, jeez

[@ariaa-s5180]

I LOVE this Japanese folklore! Kuchisake Onna is my favorite urban legend.

[@Seihaname]

Just what I need while I'm sick in bed. A new John vid to watch

[@triggawoods6888]

I don't remember when I found your channel but I've been enjoying the content for years. Especially the crass reactions to the crappy horror games 😂😂😂 this one is actually decent imo. Love the content and keep up the good work 👍🏾

[@amysanchez3059]

I enjoyed your videos, this one is scary to play and your just chill playing it. 😅

[@Matt-qi5ff]

watching your videos makes me so happy

[@hollyberrie305]

Oh my gosh I’m so excited! You weren’t lying when you said more videos 😃

[@SilverDragonJay]

I suspect that the reason those potted plants are trembling is because they are assets made for _outdoor_ usage and so they have an idle animation to make them look a bit more natural in an environment that should have wind. Of course, in a fully enclosed space that otherwise subtle animation is very noticeable. I figure there would be an option to disable that animation so they could be used for interior maps, but its also a small detail that likely got passed over (and honestly if I had limited time/resources to work out the kinks here, the trembling plants would not be the first concern)

[@feralnebulous]

drinking game: every time a slight jumpscare happens and john says "very nice", take a shot

[@Alsysoltes]

I'm glad you have a task list too.

[@JorgeRamirez-ym2lj]

I love when John has to voice act the subs 😂😂

[@Daelyah]

her: "Am I pretty?" me: "meeeeeh, six or seven outta ten" her, as I briskly walk away: naniDAFUQ

[@cutiebun_bun1654]

😍😍😍 John uploading is like xmas

[@TheFlipside]

Gosh the callback to Urban Legends Jeff the Killer. That was so long ago it feels like a fever dream. This game was cute if not a bit too silly. This legend did always remind me a bit of Jeff with the "am I beautiful? I'll make you beautiful, too :)" Can't believe you'd call comments chat. It's like you don't even love either of us

[@redisthecoolestcolour]

12:25 Every KZbinr ever: **walks into a room and finds a table with four mysterious shapes surrounding it** OH MYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John: **barely glancing at them** Oh, yeah, hi... **goes to the table**

[@a_r_a_i_z_a]

Looks like Liverking's place. Nice *ss mansion & sleeps on a crate with a few sheets, lol.

[@TealEyedBeing]

that first jumpscare x_x "i should've known that was coming" agreed and yet i still jumped hard enough to slam my knee under my desk ffs

[@kppzz]

5:45 straight up brought me back to when john and kimmy played 999 🤧

[@toodleloos]

"this is your bed? Couldn't be me!" im dead 🤣 the record song was random but really upsetting for some reason lol

[@xXFriagneXx]

loving that more videos are coming faster

[@Timmering]

Yay! Thanks for the upload John! :D

[@yourmajestyswill]

I love the text box 'squinting' I do it on que every time LOL

[@amyflakes]

scariest part of this game is its lack of apostrophes

[@LunasLoversLane]

thanks for the upload!

[@grumpyoldwizard]

I read along time there is a escape to this. Neither say “yes” or “no”. Instead say “I hear my mother calling and I must go". Supposedly you get away.

[@saturn4rchive]

the ending has me crying 😭😭😭 he just pokes her with the axe and she disappears

[@lydiab425]

Appreciate your LPotL reference, John 😅

[@darthlynx5792]

Kuchisake onna or something! One of my favourite japanese urban legends.