Am I Smarter Than Ai?

[@lacroix3931]

That story about the babysitter may have been written by AI but there is no doubt in my mind that situation has happened before.

[@Hey_Jamie]

Um, yeah. Because that’s how AI works. It can’t just make things up. It can’t create.

[@3ountyhunter]

The giveaway for me was when it started talking about what was said.

[@cats1970]

@@3ountyhunter I caught it when it said that the camera footage showed the wife didn't know about the fetish. The only way an article like this gets written is if the wife shares her experience

[@heshamhany8470]

“There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”

[@camm7985]

😂😂😂

[@ConnorMiller417]

“You don’t beat your wife before the vampires get there, ya idiot!” 😂😂😂

[@L3onking]

He thought his wife was cheating on him with vampires

[@anniebyers2486]

Having boobs feels like you are constantly wearing a backpack on the front of your body.

[@MrNightRome]

the dog DUI one is funny because he actually had 2 friends in the back seat too

[@taylor860gang]

And one of them was sober 🤣

[@camm7985]

​@@taylor860gang OMG😂😂😂

[@samanthaeversole8650]

Omg and he went straight to the dog to try to fool the COP. And why was the sober friend not driving from the start, even if they didn't have a license it's better than someone drunk driving. The cop would have understood that too.

[@jessicahusson8338]

The fetish question-is it cheating? I’m going to say if you’re getting any type of sexual/sensual/emotional gratification from it, yes. It’s cheating.

[@geniuswithacapitalk]

Of course a woman would think this

[@tiffanykelley6648]

@@geniuswithacapitalk what does being a woman have to do with it? that’s literally the definition of cheating in a relationship.

[@Bendrix27]

​@@geniuswithacapitalk I'm a guy and I agree with her completely.

[@jessicahusson8338]

@@geniuswithacapitalk I’m sure you’d change your mind if it was your S/O doing something behind your back that results in what I just said. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@CrankDatRrated1]

At least in a mutually exclusive relationship. If it's an open relationship, then it's not the same.

[@jettie1212]

greg writes run on sentences so i knew which one he wrote LOL

[@atk88]

They are named after the waxy substance-spermaceti-found in their heads. The spermaceti is an oil sac that helps the whales focus sound. Spermaceti was used in oil lamps, lubricants, and candles.

[@harasnicole]

Came here to post the same Google result lol

[@alittleaboutalot1602]

Thank you, I hope he sees this. I have a degree in zoology and the article/his commentary on the article was blowing my mind 😂

[@rinashort3919]

And spermicetti is named such because they thought it was whale sperm at first. Which is why I think the common name actually should be changed

[@nathanhiggins9147]

No I believe they are called sperm whales because they eat seamen

[@acatnamedtaz2167]

I looked it up then came to the comments, I should have come straight here

[@estebanreagan6824]

As a left-handed person, I can say with confidence that I was never bullied for it, and no one cares about what hand you use. Also, the baseball thing was totally on point. Most if not all left-handed people are good at baseball including myself.

[@Inevitably_Invisible]

Glad you haven’t been bullied, in the past people (schools at times) have used painful methods to try to get people to not be left handed since in older times it was seen as evil or wrong (would get your hand spanked or burned if you used the left) plus just the fact most things used to be made only for right (desks among other things) 😊, now both are made luckily

[@LuckyLeftyxART]

As a left handed person I can confirm I was 100% judged for being the only lefty! My teachers would force me to use my right hand, Dominicans think anything left hand related is evil so my fam also judged me and enforced me using my right hand. Some ppl tie their kids left hand behind their back to re-train them. Lol I'm still a lefty hence the name but these right handed haters exist (obvi not every righty).

[@estebanreagan6824]

Yeah, my family from both sides has a history of being left-handed and I have heard countless stories of abuse coming from them just because they were lefties, sad reality.

[@MsMtheory]

I'm not left handed...However I am well aware of how left handed ppl were treated by not just a casual insensitive person, or someone in you family etc (not belittling that either!) But...Until like shit.. I can't remember 100 rn, but in schools and just in general, left handed ppl were treated lesser than, were forced to use their right hands etc... It was a total thing that we ll ppl are still alive who went through that, but I must say it is a good thing that this isn't so common anymore it seems. I feel for any left handed person who is made to feel lesser than anyone else for it..Literally stupid af.

[@charstevens2686]

My grandfather had his hands rapped a lot in school fir being a lefty...

[@caledavis680]

Greg and Joe absolutely failed the test “fool me 3 times f*ck the peace load the chopper and let it rain on you” from the great philosopher Jermaine Cole 🔥🔥

[@Toni-12-34]

I WAS JUST THINKING THIS. I was going to ask if anyone else thought of those lyrics immediately 😂😂

[@MsNoPixel]

Bruh you failed yourself & missed a word in the lyrics… it’s “fool me 3 times fuck the peace SIGN”. How you gonna call shame on others then fuck it up yourself?

[@brianroberts5872]

Fuuuuuuck yes!

[@johanbrand8601]

Another Joe Santagato video is always good news! We love you, Joe! My day is made!

[@drballubins]

joe fuels my lack of sanity. the world needs to know of this magic!

[@peachesnmulder]

Frankie fuels mine.

[@EaSyMoNeY277]

Really begins to blur the lines between reality and fiction

[@Aylara23]

Me living 8 minutes from the border in San Diego: “ Joe! It’s fake!” I’m glad you heard me.

[@sammichmanjr]

daygo buddies

[@_c__c_]

I’m a fucking 34 G cup, it feels like I’m atlas holding up the weight of the world but instead of just my shoulders it’s my titties too. I’m fighting gravity and the forces of nature just to stand up normally. Send help or put me out of my misery, send in the vampires or something, I don’t care who you have to blame it on 😂

[@Jess-ld9gv]

🤣🤣🤣 This was so detailed....and I kept reading because it's relatable!! It feels like a sand bag lying on my chest! 🥴 lol

[@_c__c_]

@@Jess-ld9gv I didn’t even get into all the money we have to spend on holding them up. Bras are a scam 😂 Solidarity sister ✊🏻

[@EatAnOctorok]

How's your core?

[@skeletalsimian]

The Sperm whale is names after the spermaceti (oil) that coats the top of the head of the whale. It is often used by humans as oil for lamps, beauty products, and etc.

[@reshpeck]

Okay nerd. But that is actually interesting.

[@DavidPetersjr]

I knew the babysitter one was AI. ChatGPT normally generates responses in long statements, plus news articles typically don’t use words like “appalled.”

[@Maggiemoon333]

Here me out... there should be an episode on TBY where Frankie and Joe wear big old boob prosthetics and do a bunch of things.

[@Ymills_21193]

Wait🧐 why do I feel like they have on patreon? Weird dejavú

[@JohnnyDeppAsJesus]

@@Ymills_21193 they looked into prices of fake boobs for when they did the drag show

[@nzarzecki]

That would be everything 😭

[@meredithgrimm6635]

10:39 I’m extremely top heavy and my lower back is killing me by the end of the day. If I’m at home I’m in a compression tank top or a sports bra. Regular bras just make the back pain worse

[@kchattx]

16:29 caught me off guard. I am cracking me up! 😂😂😂 This video was fun, I hope they do more of them. 😂

[@sea_triscuit7980]

Florida Man Hellsing needs a movie written about him haha

[@michaeldoyle48]

I actually always wished I was left handed for the sole fact that it isn't nearly as common as being right handed.

[@trini2DBone134]

same and not having dark brown eyes

[@michaeldoyle48]

@@trini2DBone134 My eyes were brown for most of my life too. Somewhere in my late 20's they became hazel. Now my dad can't tell me I'm full of shit anymore. He used to tell me that's why my eyes were brown lol

[@trini2DBone134]

@@michaeldoyle48 lmao damn 🤣

[@torimcnabb3531]

You could put “florida man” infront of ANYTHING and I’d believe it 🤚🏻

[@myragroenewegen5426]

Babysitter fetish scenario is darn believable. I guess that spek to how much discussion of fetish and marital upheaval there is on the internet.

[@istrasci]

10:22 - Gotta love that "Breath" tissue.

[@MsNoPixel]

*Joe:* _”Fool me once shame on you, for me twice shame on me, fool me three times…”_ *Me:* _”FUCK THE PEACE SIGN!”_ I definitely screamed that so damn loud.

[@vordt4139]

LOAD THE CHOPPER

[@angelheffner]

When I was in middle school my brother made a fake news article and fake website saying we were about to be in a zombie apocalypse and I believed him 🙃 I was terrified

[@Jess-ld9gv]

Wow, Greg! Where were you during my midterms while I was in college?! You've got skills!

[@lishornlein]

Yo, Greg sounded so sincere when you guys were talking about being open with each other I died. Happy I found this channel distracts me at work

[@twatwaffleusa5149]

Bro gave a shout-out to John Pork 😭

[@lettyletty5218]

A BABA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I SPIT OUT MY FOOD DAMN IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GeofferyTheGreat]

I love that we get a little bit of CEO Joe in every vid, gotta get them ads in Brotha!!

[@Sara-xk1ns]

It’s scary times when even The Onion can’t think of any good headlines bc they’ve all already happened in real life.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

3:15 - This is something I've always wondered. 3:51 - I'm almost certain The Scripps Institute of Oceanography is a real place. That doesn't necessarily prove this article is true, though. 4:05 - Is she in any way related to Jane Goodall? 16:26 - "Hey, there's a tiger trying to cross the border!" "I see it." "But that's illegal!!" "I'm not stopping it! If you want to, be my guest!"

[@jorgemadeley4329]

The “fooled me 3 times” part was a massive miss opportunity to quote J. Cole No Role Models

[@Mandio14red]

The slow zoom gets me every time 😂

[@moodz179]

4:55 seamen was right there…

[@squallleonhart470]

Even real articles are written so badly that I was thinking they’re fake.

[@Shakodancer16]

Yes Joe, having big knockers creates a lot of upper back pain and shoulder issues. My doctor asks me every year when I want a reduction because it will be fully covered by insurance.

[@ashley9534]

Need to do more of these

[@joannafinerty99]

All us left handers are screaming. Fun fact, I had a friend that went to Catholic school as a left hander and they hit her with a ruler until she used her right hand.

[@odetteuys1111]

Yes! I went to a convent as a small girl, and was forced by the nuns to write with my right hand. I remember being hit as well. My kids don't believe me when I tell them the story. It seems inconceivable to think that type of thing happened but it did.

[@mattnolan4839]

The best part about the Colorado story is that there were people in the backseat and the guy still traded with his dog

[@bob_s_drawkcab]

oh man! I subscribed to you years ago! Brings back so many memories. So many great llaughs! Those laughs got me through some gnarley days man. Thank you! And Invasion of privacy too! Loved you two talk..Joe Santiago hahaha

[@bretth342]

You forgot the 3rd "wake up to a tiger in your bedroom" option, Joe. Become tiger-riding shotgun king

[@kellymurphy6418]

Thank you for making my week suck a little bit less. ❤

[@IggyYlo]

For Florida man: Google your birthday and then “florida man” and see what news article comes up

[@sidneyswope3000]

As a Coloradan I can confirm this shit has happened more than once.

[@qwertydog9795]

been watching your vids and listening to your podcasts for about 8 years now. you're still funny af. this AI stuff feels very Orwellian, like in 10 years companies and governments could be using such technology to gaslight or otherwise manipulate us. it's funny and scary at the same time

[@gamesdeen3768]

Orwellian is the wrong word. You're thinking of authoritarian, or maybe dystopian which many people think means the same thing. Orwellian specifically refers to when language is intentionally used incorrectly in order to influence human behavior. A perfect example, unsurprisingly, is found in 1984s government department names. Military is ministry of peace, ministry of love tortures people, etc. Yeah, I know this is semantics, but I think the real definition of the word orwellian is really interesting, and I hate to see it used in place of dystopian or authoritarian.

[@heyjeySigma]

its more scary and fked up than funny.... but yes you're 100% right. cant WAIT for the government to fuck us over by abusing AI in the future... Covid shit proved to us that the government is more evil than we ever thought with their WEF agendas

[@TabithaMoniqueB]

Some colleges will give out scholarships for left handed people in a way to apologize for majority of the desks being "right handed"

[@222SickBoy]

Thank the lawd the babysitter one was ai! There were more problems than just cheating on your spouse in that one…

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

Idk why, but “I don’t know any sperm whales!” TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@christina71219]

7:18 -7:28 The BEST 10 seconds Everrrrr!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jennalynn515]

Can’t be a coincidence that moby dick is a sperm whale

[@gr8dy]

"You're so close to the edge of cheating that this isn't cool"🤣

[@purplepebble3479]

13:42 lol joe thinking a guy in Colorado was drunk & switched seats with his dog. That’s weed brain bro

[@ash5662]

RIP JOHN PORK 0:51

[@emilyraineer]

even though the left handed article was fake, people used to be physically disciplined for lefthandedness in school and “corrected” so it makes sense why he would write a fake out article on that

[@odetteuys1111]

I was one of the kids who got beaten so yes that's absolutely true.

[@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters]

As Soon as it said Florida you knew it was real..the ones that got me was the whale cuz they changing sh*t all over and the NJ dude wanting a bottle cuz that happens lots as well

[@Beefcake691]

I can’t get enough of you guys

[@brettreid5630]

I freaking love this man! Lmao! 😂

[@___-___]

these video format it reminded me of the OG videos when he shit on everything. i love it .(the only thing missing that he not that angry anymore)

[@zainnnzy]

As a left handed guitarist, I can tell you getting left handed guitars is an absolute nightmare. Oh and when I was a kid, I was asked to sit on my left hand so that I'd use my right hand more. My parents took me out of that school afterwards. Unfortunately my cousin in London who was born left handed was forced into being right handed by his school too and unfortunately they succeeded. He's played cricket and been around that sport since he was a toddler and still bats left handed so I suppose we still have that reminder he was once left handed.

[@sunshineyyyy]

Ai scares the living shit outta me.

[@kaylashumaker]

We also have an advantage in golf 😌 and having a lefty on 1st base was an advantage my team appreciated

[@scoopwoodhams4807]

as a southpaw myself who loves baseball that dodgers line was amazing LOL

[@kristenacevedo754]

I know this has nothing to do with anything in this video but Joe should do a video with his hair in the iconic hair flip to poke fun at his old videos. 😂

[@escott1981]

From google: Sperm Wales are named after the waxy substance-spermaceti-found in their heads. The spermaceti is an oil sac that helps the whales focus sound. Spermaceti was used in oil lamps, lubricants, and candles.

[@itsbk6192]

AI has the ability to learn Joe, it's got you beat

[@speed3msp]

South Park did it, called the fact that AI /Ads would take on a life of their own

[@staceex0]

Please do a part two!! ❤

[@daffierpython7755]

Hearing joe say r.I.p John pork is so crazy

[@TheGumbi22]

JOE wouldn't an article about a tiger from a zoo have a name???? Article would at least say the name of the tiger.

[@KY_REDDYNESS]

That bit about the tiger made my day! 😂

[@rdfjfgjyfdhfghy67456]

Please make this a series omg❤

[@nevadalang7910]

Agreed!

[@yunginaliel]

“who’s the shame?” 😂

[@mckenziemoody2354]

Left handed: My brother is an artist and autistic and he was left handed but he was gaslit into being right handed so now he doesn’t know how to draw with his left hand anymore. Hes 17, they taught him in school that he needs to write with his left hand and then had to be reinforced at home

[@mazieferreira7757]

The tiger staged his escape🤣🤣🤣

[@JumpStop1]

The tiger story... I live in Mexico and you hear about this happening more than you would actually think

[@madisonmindset]

Best KZbin channel for laughs for SURE 😂

[@amanderz__]

That outro just solved all my problems today

[@JimimIsMyJamot7]

Woah. That was weird! I just checked to see if there was a new episode today and poof here’s Joe. ❤

[@kenziejenkins17]

I cannot focus with the human centipede picture to the right.😂😂😂😂

[@stuartwilt8944]

I miss the "blaahhhh!!!!" At the end lol

[@ashleygoyco4388]

The left handed/right handed article would make more sense back in the 1930s-40s

[@christina71219]

Just here to say, I love you Joe!! 💙

[@HannahDWest]

1:10 “vampies” 😂

[@wheetbread1]

The saying is, "Fool me once shame on you, fool twice cant put the blame on you, fool me 3x fuck the peace sign load the chopper, let it rain on you"

[@jaredlaws7932]

The hardest AI Vs. Real spot the difference is Frankie Alvarez. There's simply no way a grown ass man has so many stupid opinions and gets so many common things wrong.

[@olvacron22]

Isn't the Sperm Whale just a shortened version of it's scientific name, I think I remember that from hs marine biology

[@justinmosher8163]

I actually know a couple people that tried to force their nephew to be left handed when he was naturally right handed to benefit in sports. It literally messed him up. Now he can't write or do anything that good with either hand. Really sloppy hand writing and can't throw any ball properly. Hand eye coordination screwed up.

[@annipreuss]

As a German person I immediately knew that the Austria thing was real lol.

[@Joe_Dirt82]

Just thought "ain't seen a joe video in a while." Open youtube and there's joe. GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

[@soFISHtication_]

Hello, marine scientist here with sperm whale facts! The sperm whale got its name back when whaling was a bigger industry. They found a white liquid in the head of the sperm whales and they assumed it was sperm. The substance obviously isn't sperm, but it's a waxy oil called spermaceti that basically helps the whale make sounds. Also, sperm whales are freaking dope and they hunt giant squid in the deep sea.

[@5HeadSurvivalGaming]

They are named after the waxy substance-spermaceti-found in their heads. The spermaceti is an oil sac that helps the whales focus sound. :P

[@Nathan-ds9mx]

7:52 "f*ck the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you" cmon this is common knowledge Joe🙄

[@AKLumps907]

Vampires can’t enter unless you invite them in

[@isen6]

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again

[@jameshunt4097]

On the subject of fish, some koi can reach ridiculous prices. We're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars

[@Ryan____Blake]

Sperm Whales are called that because they have a waxy substance in their heads that helps the animals with echolocation and buoyancy. This substance is called spermaceti. Whalers in the 1600s would use this wax to make candles, ointments, and lamps, and was the most common whale wax used. That is how the Sperm Whale got its name.

[@tgguitarguy]

the right and left handed thing....They're called Dominant and Recessive Traits....Right handed is dominant because the majority is Right handed, and it's less common to be left handed. Dominant and recessive......

[@rhythmsynthesis]

I am left-handed. Never been bullied for it… my nose (which I have grown to love in my adult life btw- without any surgery) on the other hand… that was the major bully factor of my childhood. I love my nose now, but used to get off the bus in tears as a child every day due to my down the street neighbor calling me “witch nose” and a man cause I just so happen to happen to, ever since I was a child, have a lower than normally usual voice for a girl. 🥺