Amanda Seyfried Built A Tortoise Theme Park... The Only Thing Missing Is Her Tortoise

Please keep an eye out for Amanda Seyfried's missing tortoise, who escaped from his theme-park-like enclosure at her upstate New York farm recently. Stick around for more with the star of "The Dropout," which is streaming now on Hulu. #Colbert #TheDropout #amandaseyfried
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[@Stuartski]

"What do you pay them?" Amanda says about the audience clapping. HAHA Stephen didn't pick up on it.

[@DCPatrol]

She's so normal and real. It was great seeing someone not just playing the talk show game (which I love, obviously. I'm here after all).

[@SamAtScareworks]

"This looks like the cover to an A24 horror movie" was so on point, nearly did a spit take lmao

[@geoffreyfeinberg9792]

She's a very good actress. Hope she wins.

[@db8556]

Amanda is incredibly delightful, just no other way to put it. I could listen to she and Stephen talk a long time.

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

I love how much she loves her animals :)

[@waryaawariiri1812]

I have always loved her eyes. Hers and Taraji P. Henson's ones as well.

[@lorrie2878]

Reminds me of Aubrey Plaza eyes.

[@anastasiabeaverhausen8220]

Knew she'd get an Emmy nom. for that, it was a no-brainer. And didn't think I could like her more, but the tortoise theme park is a charmer.

[@nadadoyle8926]

This is not a joke. I had a Russian tortoise run away as well. She was left unattended for about 2-3 minutes and she was gone.

[@peace4myheart]

Must have been racing the hare.

[@amyjackson8725]

I had a russian tortoise. They are faster than most people think and they camouflage easily in grass and leaves. They are notorious diggers and can bury themselves in seconds. They usually escape outdoor enclosures by tunneling.

[@alanbailie5458]

She is adorable. Seemed so nervous.

[@thend4427]

Probably stoned lol

[@trini4204]

@@thend4427 nah I think she has bad anxiety

[@Chattepliee]

This is pretty normal for her and part of why I love her as an actress.

[@bobdobbs69]

That's because she knows the secret of the baby bird! None shall live who know THE SECRET!!! Muhahahahahahaa!

[@benjjjjsin]

@@thend4427 She’s been open about taking medication for her anxiety since she was a teen. She’s always super nervous in interviews unfortunately

[@stevensprunger3422]

Yes Tortoises do burrow And believe it or not they can really book it and run….

[@waqasbajwa3006]

Beautiful farmer 😍

[@NewMessage]

A farm upstate? The dog I had when I was 7 moved up there! How's he doing? Tell him I miss him, and I hope he likes the goldfish that Mom sent there what I was 10 to keep him company!

[@Ganiscol]

I believe aquatic creatures go 'downstate', not upstate. There is no chance they met, your mother lied to you.

[@private15]

I hope all the pets that go to live on a farm somewhere are in a better place now. They deserve an amazing afterlife.

[@LC-le9ew]

Ask them about my cocker spaniel, Lady, too! 😂

[@nunnayrbznz3576]

Is it the one with the dairy my kitten went to?

[@MayBeMe...]

😢🐕💗

[@rasnac]

Jeff Goldblum's mind in Grace Kelly's body... That is Amanda Seyfried.

[@delrey874]

I love Amanda ❤️

[@kimipranger1173]

I had no idea who Amanda Seyfried was until I saw her on Colbert the first time. She never disappoints; she is so FUNNY! Loved seeing her as a guest again!

[@BruceAFairchild]

She’s a kicker ! 💕

[@LORISSABOOBMAN]

Amanda is very talented beyond her years, she can be for many years a leading lady because of her beauty too. Now i am going to watch the interview!

[@AnneNihilate]

I love her💜

[@tonapittman]

She's great. I'd love to chat w/ her about critters all day!

[@journeytrout3327]

Amanda check all the bushes around the property and ask neighbors too they usually stay close hope you find her thryre great pets

[@abidhassan6740]

We can all feel Stephen as he was being courteous to escort her in beginning 😥

[@lt553]

He offers his hand to every woman guest. Some take it, some don't. Women don't have to accept his hand..... It's not that serious.

[@frezerh]

@@lt553 and men dont have to offer their hand.... and yet, its taken SERIOUSLY if they don't. So you'll excuse us if we feel a little awkward on Stephen's behalf

[@withershin]

I think it is deeper. Her last interview here was rough and then like a day later she went on Seth and was totally normal/herself. My guess is this interview is a re-do for Mr. Colbert and team. Just a theory but there was no behind the scenes of Amanda Seyfried the last week she was on. Let's see what happens this week.

[@a7xtherevrend]

She's literally the definition of America's Sweetheart.

[@NewMessage]

That tortoise didn't run away.. he returned to his handler in Moscow to be debriefed on the intelligence he's gathered about Amerikan salad technology.

[@Stupha_Kinpendous]

Ah, Jesus. I love her so much.

[@robinhays8779]

Frankie is probably out there somewhere hibernating. That’s what the tortoises I had as a kid did.

[@TheSpoonwood]

Damn, love her.

[@alydematti]

Stephen's shout out to A24 made my movie buff heart so happy!

[@KCNwokoye]

Such a delightful lady ❤️

[@jeffs6090]

4:41 "He could be under there (his desk)".....where Jon Stewert resides.

[@sarakatharina2928]

She is such a great actress (esp in Dropout) that I am a little afraid of her now. I am so anxious that she switches on that Holmes-voice again.

[@TighelanderII]

Without Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs would have been like Elizabeth Holmes.

[@anutpalgogoi9741]

Fact

[@stillhere1425]

Stephen, tortoises can motate with great verve and tenacity miles and miles before you have any idea they have flown the coup.

[@vincentvega5686]

The tortoise bounced!

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[@Benjamin.365]

Who's this professional everyone is talking about I always see her post on top comment on every KZbin video I watch

[@bonniekunstfrau]

this interview felt uncomfortable idk why /also i love her so muchhhh

[@lalinera8279]

May be it is the content she talked about

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

She needs to make that A24 horror now!

[@bethrubanka4362]

Someone probably STOLE the tortoise.

[@Teacher_elleq]

Deliciously adorable as evah! ❤️ Amanda

[@topcat2033]

"Sigh-fred"?🤔 Looks like "Say-fried"😂

[@dianem.4937]

Kudos to Ms. Seyfried for her outfit. It is refreshing to see a female celebrity who doesn't feel the need to be half naked anytime she is in public.

[@user-ve6uq4yc6c]

So super funny. Quick.

[@MdW4177]

Funny how she very much did NOT take his hand while walking up those steps 😂

[@cloudwatcher608]

This whole week of late night so far has been so weird. The writing has seemed off for multiple shows, especially the Late Show monologue on Monday, and now Amanda is acting like she has never been on camera before in her life.

[@Loweredexpectationss]

I was wondering the same thing and actually came to KZbin to see if I was the only one. I haven’t really been tuning in this week to anything really but yeah, even the monologue and the audiences reaction was a bit stagnant. Almost like everyone came from a funeral or something lol And as for Amanda, I thought, does she even like Stephen? Does she even want to be there? He’s such a good talker though so he was able to get her to crack a laugh or two . . . Thanks for confirming my odd vibe-o-meter suspicion. I am not alone ✌️😎

[@bonniekunstfrau]

@@Loweredexpectationss i know right!!!

[@RickDistance]

Because Game is over. Jesus is coming soon. (But Satan before)

[@tactofu]

@@RickDistance don't forget to take your meds, dude! ✌️

[@eltorrisimo]

Have you seen any other interviews with her? Seems like this is how she is. Plus I think it's hilarious and the timing is actually great. Maybe you were expecting something different...

[@shettyboy]

00:28.. left him hanging

[@Soundwave32791]

You're still lovely and beautiful, Amanda. Even if you are nervous. ❤

[@Boomer_Johnson]

I wonder if she has a pic. Some neighbors of mine have a Russian tortoise and I wouldn't be surprised to learn the Found or stole it. I don't live in a good neighborhood.

[@johnd5931]

Wow. Long time no see! What's it been, a decade or more?

[@geomantilla]

She’s hot, in the funny, charismatic way. 💖😮‍💨

[@geomantilla]

Also her VOICE.

[@ogenvangeest8746]

A tortoise is not a mammal.

[@jessapps]

"starving actress" ... google refuse to search for it )

[@NewMessage]

She was really into taxidermy for a while, and that photo.. um.. has me worried.

[@stillhere1425]

Only dead already animals!

[@Soundwave32791]

You're too sensitive.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

1:28 any Tarkovsky fans here hahaha, looks like Zerkalo (The Mirror)

[@TighelanderII]

Calling animals, "game", was pretty funny.

[@DoctorRevers]

Funny. But what does she do with those animals? Is this a sanctuary? Because that would be lovely.

[@benjjjjsin]

I think she just keeps them as pets, so some sort of mini sanctuary i guess

[@BearMeat4Dinner]

She might be my neighbor.. Cool :) Waving hi from Malone!

[@brandonfields4927]

She looks like Nicole Kidman, from the side.

[@napalmholocaust9093]

I built an Amanda Seyfried theme park. The only thing missing is her.

[@AdelaideBen1]

Wow... I'll have what she ordered.... :-)

[@thend4427]

I know she sounds stoned lol

[@AdelaideBen1]

@@thend4427 I don't know what that was.... I'm just not sure it was her best performance.... then again memorable?

[@thend4427]

@@AdelaideBen1 I hear she has bad anxiety doing these shows

[@Soundwave32791]

@@thend4427 She doesn't sound stoned. Stop saying that, it's so immature.

[@BooksForever]

I want one!

[@peace4myheart]

Her eyes are so big!!!

[@ilonafleischer924]

My Russian Tortoise Sasha died in May and I have been completely devastated

[@TighelanderII]

"Russian Tortoise" - that sounds like an oxymoron.

[@Mom_sBasement]

Maybe the tortoise had something important to do. Think of all the time it spent planning its escape.

[@m.j.golden4522]

Goats are very finicky compared to sheep. Cows are pretty demanding especially during birth and they eat a lot and of course the poo a lot. Horses are big and can be belligerent if you get the wrong one.

[@soupernutt9508]

It's a shell game, and the lines are waaaay to sloooow.

[@arctic_haze]

So the tortoise moved to a farm upstate without actually moving anywhere... 🤔

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

Amanda does NOT want to be there. I hope she’s okay ❤️

[@BearMeat4Dinner]

That used to be a chicken tractor - Right?

[@terenzo50]

Business isn't about good ideas. Business is about good business. Plenty of bad ideas have been good business just as plenty of good ideas have been bad business.

[@batgurrl]

That was as uncomfortable as hell and if she wasn’t an attractive blonde most posts would be ripping into her inanity. She showed great promise when she up and left the final season of HBO’s Big Love for movie roles, but stagnated all these decades because she seems to be more interested in talking to animals than humans.

[@benjjjjsin]

She got an Oscar nomination last year and an Emmy nomination this year… if anything she’s reaching new heights and transitioning to serious actor lol

[@IaneHowe]

Relives Elizabeth Holmes just made a mistake because she was young and that if the met they would be friends. Clearly she learned nothing from then character.

[@bethrubanka4362]

Wait, are Russian tortoises actually cleverly disguised SPIES?

[@objuan6]

I love girls that do that stuff. they paint faces on rocks and stuff. I thought it was just American girls but, no, my señorita do same-same. it’s girls. love em!

[@DETROIT1948]

Hug's...COVID 19 is not over yet.

[@tactofu]

Tested prior to the show, as are all the guests.

[@Soundwave32791]

Only because the media won't let it be over.

[@DanBrown96]

She thinks taking care of animals is easy bc she's not the one doing the work. Anybody who works on a farm, even a small one, could tell you it's a lot.

[@benjjjjsin]

She has mentioned she has a person taking care of them, but she’s actually quite hands on when she’s there. All she does on IG is post every day and she’s always in the dirt lol

[@likebot.]

... photoshopped... the chickens... _everyone else was game?_ What! What kind of monster is she?

[@Soundwave32791]

Why and how does that make her a monster?

[@stevischermi6409]

Amanda the tortoise does not need a theme park. She/he needs to make her/his own house. Don't go against natural for tortoise.

[@leavingitblank9363]

Wow, her sense of humor is VERY dry. And if she isn't in a movie with Dakota Fanning in which they play sisters, some casting director is overlooking a fantastic opportunity.

[@chaerinlee3482]

Idk..elle fanning seems better fit

[@rillest75]

Thought Stephen was smart but he needs lessons on Turtles vs Tortoises and Reptiles vs Mammals. Very disappointed in Stephen. It's pathetic white frankly

[@jawwadkhan8982]

Ugh.

[@b-meaker99]

Dude is she on medication or something

[@fenxylynx6916]

meow

[@WatchingDemocracyDie]

Amanda would be my top non-family choice to be given space on Elon Musk’s Falcon large if it was commissioned as a modern day Noah's Ark. I’d let her take my place if it came down to that. (Most sane people also would choose her over me.)

[@Soundwave32791]

What does Amanda even think of Elon Musk?

[@naiyang888]

🙄

[@Mrcandles312]

First!

[@lochan8180]

"And I saw the dead, small and great, standing before God, and books were opened. And another book was opened, which is the Book of Life. And the dead were judged according to their works, by the things which were written in the books. The sea gave up the dead who were in it, and Death and Hades delivered up the dead who were in them. And they were judged, each one according to his works. Then Death and Hades were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And anyone NOT FOUND written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire." (REVELATION 20:12-15 NKJV) Today, while you are still alive and able, may you repent from your sins, believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that JESUS CHRIST is your Lord and Savior, so that through Him, your name will be written in the Book of Life. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever BELIEVES in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved." (JOHN 3:16-17 NKJV) By God's GRACE, the gift of Salvation and Eternal Life is available to all. You can RECEIVE it. You can REJECT it. May you choose wisely... ✝️

[@cynthiajones4332]

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[@gerardodwyer5908]

That was dull, uneventful, awkward interviewing of a disinterested guest.