Oh, my God. I haven't seen this _Amanda_ sketch since I saw it on *TeenNick* YEARS AGO!!!!
@movinitlikedat455 жыл бұрын
"I rented The Walking Dead but you people gave me this!" "No no no, you no ask for Walking Dead. You ask for Walking Bed!" "Walking Bed?" "Is better. Much better!"
@Pieannaplaya23885 жыл бұрын
Andy Smith this movie better
@victoruribe24655 жыл бұрын
“No, no, no, you no ask for Breaking Bad. You ask for Making Mad!”
@togwam5 жыл бұрын
Andy Smith “no no no you no ask for Game of Thrones, you ask for Game of Crones” “It’s better, much better!”
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Andy Smith - so you’re right Rick ?, you better watch out I have this big bat full of bar wires by the way my name is Negan
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Andy Smith Or the Walking bread
@MoonTheWeeaboo5 жыл бұрын
Amanda Rose recording the Amanda show. This is one of the best animes I've seen so far.
@jalisasmith10005 жыл бұрын
I rented Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Side of Dimensions and you people gave me this!
@loganhimes39304 жыл бұрын
Biscotti: "Yaga! Welcome to our video store!" Blini: "How am I to be helping you?" Me: "I need to see a person who is in charge of this store." Blini: "Papa, this boy, he needs you!" Gnocchi: "Hello! I'm Gnocchi Blokey, the manager. How am I to be helping you?" Me: "Yes. I rented this movie yesterday and now I'm very disappointed. This is not Forrest Gump at all." Blini: "Oh, no, no, no, no. Yesterday, you no ask for Forrest Gump. You ask for Forrest Lump!" Me: "Lump? What is that?" Biscotti: "This movie better!" Blini, Biscotti and Gnocchi: "Much better!" Me: "Seriously? Just play this tape." Gnocchi: "Yaga!" (Video plays) Biscotti: "Look at me. I am Forrest Lump. And I'm sitting on the bench." Blini: "Hello. What's your name?" Biscotti: "Forrest Lump. And your name? Blini: "Jenny." Biscotti: "Can you be my girlfriend, Jenny?" Blini: " Yes! I can be your girlfriend!" Biscotti: "Let's go on adventure!" Blini: "OK!" (Video ends) (Blini, Biscotti and Gnocchi applause) Gnocchi: "Bravo! That is a good one!" Me: "Good one? That's not Forrest Gump! Who was that?!" Gnocchi: "That was my daughter Blini and my son Biscotti!" Blini and Biscotti: "Yaga!" Me: "That's not the movie I asked for! That was you two acting really bad!" Blini: "Thank you! How will you be paying me?" Me: "I'll pay you none!" Blini, Biscotti and Gnocchi: "Ooooooh!" Blini: "Egg?" Me: "I don't take eggs from people with weird accents! I'm out!" (I leave the store) Gnocchi: "Come again soon!" Blini: "Papa, that boy. He have some issues." Gnocchi: "Yes. An anger issues." Biscotti: "Then let us dance!" Blini and Gnocchi: "Yaga!" (Blini, Biscotti and Gnocchi starts dancing)
@victoruribe24655 жыл бұрын
You no ask for “Thor,” you ask for “Lor!”
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Victor Uribe Clerk: Yaga VHS plays Clerk: my name is lor and I fall. Video ends
@samanthabuss33145 жыл бұрын
"I rented home alone 2 lost in New York and you morons gave me this!" "No no no, you not ask for home alone 2 lost in New York, you asked for foam alone 2 lost in new pork!" "Pork?" "Yes this movie's better, much better!"
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Samantha Buss Amanda: I am lost in new Pork. Drake: "Lost? Clerk: I play. Video ends.
@rabidwolverine92695 жыл бұрын
If Kreblock appeared more than once, everyone would have paid
@RejectedSpiritX9 ай бұрын
Idk. This guy had it coming. He tried to cheat on his book report. He had several doses of karma for that one lol
@KingDarknessOf5 жыл бұрын
Kids today will never know how funny this show was
@prowolf63323 күн бұрын
No but they'll have their own bad version of it (as in bad ripoffs and service)
@jessecantu42845 жыл бұрын
I imagine a *goth* customer appearing to make a complaint in the block blister store. Biscotti: "Welcome to blockblister!" Blini: "How may we help you?" Customer: "Yeah, you can help by telling me what this *crap* is! Because I asked for the addams family." Blini: "No, no, no. You no ask for the addams family, you asked for the *allams* family." Customer: "The *allams* family?" Blini: "The allams family is better!" All three: "*Much* better." Customer: *sighs* "Can you *play* that freakin' tape?" Yb manager: "Yaga." (plays the video tape) Blini as morticia: "Oh gomez, my life is nothing but eternal pain, suffering, and depression without you." Biscotti as gomez: "Do not worry my love, for together we are as tight as the darkness reigns eternally in the whole world." Blini: "Yes, I feel happy with you as the dead of night begins." (Biscotti & Blini grasp hands) Biscotti: "Oh cara mia." (the 2 pretend kiss each other, in the air of course; and the clip ends) The three applauding and Yb manager says: "Now that, was a master piece!" Customer: "A master piece? Those were not gomez *nor* morticia, it was just you *losers* acting poorly!" Biscotti: "Yes, we thank you." Customer: "You know? The next time I see you, you outta be resting in *each* of your own graves." Blini: "How will you being paying me?" Customer: "I wouldn't pay *neither* of you if you the last *lost* souls on earth! 'Cause this is the last time I'm *renting* here." All three: "Oooooh." Blini: "Egg?" Costumer,takes the egg angrily and grabs a camera from his pocket, takes a photo of the *three* at a time, and says: "I'm keeping this egg, and this *photo* of you three, until whenever the day you rest in your graves, I will help decorate them." Blini: "Aw, he took a photo to show how much we mean to him!" Yb: "Yes, this calls for dancing as a celebration!" Then the show ends with the *three* dancing in the block blister.😁
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Jesse Cantu lol good one
@jessecantu42845 жыл бұрын
@@SPIDER-Man669 Yes, thank you for your encouragement.👍
@kristipryor49424 жыл бұрын
That would've of been Awsome 😀
@Aspireguy19934 жыл бұрын
Lmao XD
@Aspireguy19934 жыл бұрын
I Imagine its Lucy Loud as the goth customer Lmao!!!
@jasonarnold84485 жыл бұрын
Think of Blockblister as asking for movies meets autocorrect!
@TheNewImprovedSweetinLover1989Ай бұрын
0:38 this reminds me of this scene in the movie _The Secret Diary of Sally Sanchez_ (2001) Babysitter: 😡 You're a witch! Little girl: 😡 You're a Grinch! Babysitter: 😡 *AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME EVER BABYSITTING YOU AGAIN, YOU EVIL, MANIACAL LITTLE TWERP!* Little girl: 🖕🏼 *Hey, look!* (gives middle finger directly at babysitter) Babysitter: 🖕🏼 Oh, ho. Little girl: 🖕🏼 Now let's say the exact *opposite* of what we really mean to each other! Babysitter: 🖕🏼 Yeah, let's do that. *You're the best child ever.* Little girl: 🖕🏼 *You're the best babysitter ever!* Babysitter: 🖕🏼 *I love you, Sally.* Little girl: 🖕🏼 *I love you too, Rebecca!*
@mrosem65 жыл бұрын
I asked for Beauty and the Beast, and you guys gave me this!
@FlyingDuckMan3605 жыл бұрын
+Rose Marks "No, no, no, you no ask for Beauty and the Beast. You ask for Beauty and the Feast!"
@mrosem65 жыл бұрын
Beauty and the FEAST?!
@FlyingDuckMan3605 жыл бұрын
@@mrosem6 "Yes, this movie better! Much better!"
@mrosem65 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah? Well, how is it "much better?"
@FlyingDuckMan3605 жыл бұрын
@@mrosem6 We will show you. Yaga. (The tape gets put into the VCR. On the screen is Blini, who is dressed like Belle and sitting at a table.) Blini: "I am hungry, bring me a feast." (Biscottit, who is dressed like Lumiere, brings in a beast on a platter.) Blini: "Wait a minute, this is not a feast! This is a beast! See?" (Biscotti takes the beast away and brings in a tray of assorted junk foods.) "Now, this is a feast!" (Blini pigs out on the junk foods and belches) "Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Feast!" (The movie ends. Ghnocchi, Blini, and Biscotti all applaud.)
@movinitlikedat455 жыл бұрын
The one time the Blokeys get smart and call in backup to get their payment...
@DaniRadioCat5 жыл бұрын
"I asked for Dangerous Minds and you give me Dangerous Mimes? What is this!?"
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Danika Sidoti Amanda: No no ya ask dangerous blinds. Plays VHS. Drake: I do a dangerous blind. VHS ends.
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Danika Sidoti lol
@jayeefilam5 жыл бұрын
I rented “The Runaways” & you guys gave me this
@jayeefilam5 жыл бұрын
Rinways?
@Melcat964 жыл бұрын
Biscotti: (dressed as Joan Jett & holding an inflatable guitar) I am going to start all-girl rock band. But I need singer. Blini: (dressed as Cherie Currie & holding a hairbrush like a microphone) I can be your singer. Biscotti: Awesome. Let us rock. Blini: One, two, three, four. Biscotti: (makes guitar noises with mouth) Blini: (singing) Hello, Papa. Hello, Mom. I am your Bomb of Cherries.
@seanwhelanwhelan26485 жыл бұрын
I'd say that Blockblister was never inspected
@patrickmgaddis5 жыл бұрын
“I asked for One Tree Hill and you gave me this!” “No, no, no, no! You no ask for One Tree Hill. You ask for One Tree Hall.” “One Tree Hall?” “This show better! Much better!” “Oh look at me. I can secretly play the basketball at this court near the water.” “Grrrr. I am your brother from another mother and our father loves me more. You shall not play the basketball.” “I challenge you to game!”
@sarahmcmann52535 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting this
@greglarocca0955 жыл бұрын
Biscotti: "Welcome to blockblister!" Blini: "How may we help you?" Me: "I demand to speak the manger right now!" Blini: "Papa this man wants to speak to you." Gnocchi: "Hello how I am to be helping?" Me: "Yeah I rented this movie here last night, and i am not happy with it. This movie is not Bumblebee." Blini: 'No, no, no, last night you not ask for Bumblebee, you ask for Humblebee." Me: "Humblebee? That's not even close to the movie asked for." Gnocchi: "Yes, this movie better." Blini and Biscotti: "Much better." Me: "Oh really, why don't you play it then?" Gnocchi: "Yaga" (Video plays) (Amanda is dressed as Charlie) Blini: "I am angry but lonely girl who only wants a friend." (Drake holding a yellow robot) Biscotti: "Hello I am Humblebee, a robot from outer space that turns into your car." (Drake holds a cardboard picture of a yellow car in front the robot then moves the picture) Biscotti: "And who wants to be your friend." Blini: "I love you Humbleebee." Biscotti: "I love you too." (Gnocchi holds to two robots, a red one and a blue one) Gnocchi: "Not so fast, we evil robots here to destroy you Humblebee and your friend." Biscotti: "No we destroy you." Blini: "Yes we destroy you right now." (They both hit the red and blue robots) Gnocchi: "Oh no you destroy us" (Gnocchi drops the red and blue robots) Biscotti: "We save world." Blini: "Yes we did." (Amanda hugs the yellow robot) (Video ends) Me "What the hell was that supposed to be? That wasn't Bumbleebee, it was just you three holding toy robots in a lousy home movie." Biscotti: "It's true." Blini: "Thank you, how will you be paying me?" Me: "I am not paying you." All: "Oooooohhhhhh!" Me: "I'm out of here." (I leave the store) Gnocchi: "Please come again." Me: "Oh I'll come again with a lawyer that is." Blini: "Papa he will come again with lawyer!" Biscotti: "To help us become big movie stars!" Gnocchi: "Yes let us dance!" (All three start dancing)
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Lol
@UsmanX4 жыл бұрын
This is a blockblister recording of the Amanda Shower.
@mashpolson14 жыл бұрын
'I got a F!! Now I'll never get into College" It's only 1 grade for gods sake!! Also it was kinda his fault he got an F as the film pretty much did what the book wrote so it's his fault!!
@KingAceHernandez1291Ай бұрын
Emo girl: i asked for twilight and you give this Me: no no you no ask for twilight you ask for bylight
@thomasnethery67185 жыл бұрын
I rented Batman v Superman and you instead gave me this!
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Nethery Amanda: No No No, you ask for Spatman VS Duperman. Clerk: Yaga. Plays VHS. Drake: I Spatman Vs Duperman. Clerk: Duperman Dies. Amanda: "I blunder woman zap." Video ends.
@thomasnethery67185 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t a movie that’s just you guys acting like idiots
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Nethery Amanda: It's better. All: Much Better.
@jaycerrito31425 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a good thing the little girl didn't get to see neither of the Ace Ventura movies since the first movie has lots of swearing and sensual content. As for the second movie, the rhino birth scene alone would've gotten a PG-13 nowadays
@cedrickbeal61084 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, when he accidentally decapitated his cats head I lost it.
@georgeliapes83655 жыл бұрын
I rented Blade Runner and you guys gave me this!
@johnbrummell99155 жыл бұрын
George Liapes no no no, you no asked for Blade Runner, you asked for Glade Runner
@zerogranger4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why in this Blockblister they forced Josh to pay them but in all the other ones when someone said they weren't gonna pay they let them go.
@thesparxeffect97343 жыл бұрын
Maybe Kreblock had those days off.
@zerogranger3 жыл бұрын
@@thesparxeffect9734 haha maybe m.
@victoruribe24654 жыл бұрын
You no ask for Netflix, you ask of Netfleek.
@erikakarafa-chin27103 жыл бұрын
This script is why I love ❤️ comedy 🎭 movies and I also love ❤️ animals.
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
I rented Cats and Dogs last week and you gave me this.
@johntmiller133 жыл бұрын
"I rented a video called The Lion King like I just asked for and you gave me this."
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
"No, no, no. You no ask for The Lion King, you ask for The Vion King!"
@johntmiller136 ай бұрын
@@atasker7432 "Vion? What's that supposed to mean?"
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
@@johntmiller13 "This movie better!" "MUCH BETTER!"
@johntmiller136 ай бұрын
@atasker7432 "Oh, really? Well, will you please play that darn video and proof it?"
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
@@johntmiller13 "Yaga!"
@megspitzer94064 жыл бұрын
"What is wrong with you people? I just rented The Fox & the Hound last week, but instead, you gave me this piece of garbage instead!"
@gageperuti55194 жыл бұрын
No no no. You no ask for Fox and the Hound. You ask for Fox in the Pound.
@megspitzer94064 жыл бұрын
@@gageperuti5519 Fox in the Pound? That's not what I asked for!
@spwash10009 ай бұрын
@@megspitzer9406But this movie's better! Much better!
@megspitzer94069 ай бұрын
@@spwash1000 Really? Just take a look at it!
@lanceplaxton69674 ай бұрын
@megspitzer9406 Yaga! (Gnocchi puts in the tape, and it shows Biscotti holding a stuffed fox, and Blini holding a stuffed dog) Biscotti: I am a fox, and I have no family. Blini: I am a dog, wanna be friends forever? Biscotti: Of course! We are fox and dog, friends forever!
@hannahduggan35993 жыл бұрын
I wanna show this to my youngest brother 💀. He loves funny stuff 🤣. One time 😍, he drew a picture of a funny guy dancing 🕺.
@1993joshualiu2 ай бұрын
I rented "Undercover Brother" and Ya Dummies gave me this.
@Arigriphantua5 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, if these guys ripped off Twilight, it probably really would be much better than the actual films/books.
@snapclub87514 жыл бұрын
You no ask for Twilight. You ask for Trilight.
@Arigriphantua4 жыл бұрын
@@snapclub8751 You just inspired my next fanfic!
@snapclub87514 жыл бұрын
A Rajagopal Thanks.
@colinwarmbrodt33894 жыл бұрын
Nonononono, you no ask for “Coco”, you ask for “Boco”!
@hannablackwell95449 ай бұрын
This movie better! Much better!
@thomasnethery67185 жыл бұрын
I rented “It” and I’m very upset this is not the movie
@thomasnethery67185 жыл бұрын
What is that?
@JustinTv275 жыл бұрын
Blini: Yaga, welcome to our video store how may to be helping you? Kateryn: Uh hi, I rented Rugrats last week and you people gave me this. Blini and Biscotti: No no no, you didn't asked for the Rugrats you asked for the Rag Rats. Yeah, Rag Rats. Kateryn: Rag Rats? what the heck is a Rag Rats ? Yokey Blockey The Manager: But this movie is better. Blini and Biscotti: Much Better!!!! Kateryn: Oh you think so well play this stupid movie. Yokey Blockey The Manager: Yaga. .............................................................. Kateryn: That wasn't even the Rugrats movie it was just you dumb kids pretending to be Tommy and Chuckie in the fake playpen. Blini: Thank you, how would be paying me ? Kateryn: By taking your eggs away and never coming back. Bye Bye. Blini: Papa, this little girl steals our eggs. What do we do ? Yokey Blockey The Manager: Nothing at all. Let us dance. Blini and Biscotti: Yaga!!!!
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Justin Television Blini: Welcome to our video store. Biscotti: "Anything today" Me: "I asked for A Goofy Movie and ya jerks gave me this" Blini: No No you ask for A Goofy Groovy Me: Play The rental. Clerk: Yaga Rental Plays Drake: (dressed as Goofy) "I'm Goofy and my Son Max are gonna do a Groovy" Amanda: I do groovy since Power Line is my singer. Video ends. Me: "That wasn't even A Goofy Movie. Clerk: "It's Better" Drake and Amanda: Much Better. Me: Farewell Dim wits.
@Dragonlove35 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@NickInfante19925 ай бұрын
I rented The Super Mario Bros Movie and you gave me this.
@ghostspirit18554 ай бұрын
no no no you no asked for the super mario bros movie you asked for the super cario bros movie
@ericeasterday58494 жыл бұрын
“Blockblister Video!! Wow what a difference!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ethanshepherd3423 жыл бұрын
I rented The Imitation Game, about Alan Turing, who decrypted German messages for the British government during World War II, and this is what I find? You no ask for The Imitation Game, you ask for The Simitation Game; yes it's better, much better!
@jacobkemezys34535 жыл бұрын
Tommy Wiseau in nutshell!
@CarterGonzalez6 ай бұрын
“South Pork?!”
@FutureMaiTheVideoMakerBackup5 жыл бұрын
Why are you no longer live streaming in your other channel?
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
I rented Cats and Dogs for my Friday sleepover and ya Mooks gave me this.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK Dogs and Cats? play the vhs.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK That wasn't Lou, Tinkles. Peek, Butch and Sam. That was just ya dweebs playing.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK It's Ho Hum, and also I rented Snow white and the seven dwarfs.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK Play the VHS.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK that was just ya guys acting like dweebs and walt disney would curse ya if he was still alive.
@seanwhelanwhelan26485 жыл бұрын
I asked for The Bourne Identity and you gave me this
@johnbrummell99155 жыл бұрын
Sean Whelan Whelan no no no you no asked for The Bourne Identity, you asked for The Dorn Identity
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
I rented "The Hangover" and ya People gave me this.
@zerogranger4 жыл бұрын
No no no no. You no ask for The Hangover you for The Gangover.
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
zero granger The Gangover? Look at the VHS.
@sheena9p904 жыл бұрын
Lol i know it's just a comedy but if no one pays them how do they stay in business hahaha. Also how come we never see the bodyguard cousin in other episodes? Lol
@scottielutz30624 жыл бұрын
Would be interesting to see Ed from good burger work with these 3 from blockblister, selling both movies and burgers.
@JasonDelarosa20004 жыл бұрын
So Josh rented _Tom Sawyer_ (ripped off here as Zawyer) for educational purposes?
@scottielutz30624 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what Yaga means? Just curious
@kagechu2005BISVG4 жыл бұрын
1:59 I think the babysitter hated that job...
@rogergreenberg12055 жыл бұрын
I rented Freddy vs Jason and you gave me this.
@rogergreenberg12055 жыл бұрын
Not bad
@rogergreenberg12055 жыл бұрын
It was ok but not as better than the original movie
@rogergreenberg12055 жыл бұрын
Will see
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
I asked for Terminator and you give me this video .,, oh no no you no ask for Terminator you ask for Derminator
@cutemimi254 жыл бұрын
"I asked for Pokémon and you people gave me this."
@AaronEloyHerrera25507 ай бұрын
I came in here to Rent Nacho Libre and you gave me this.
@snakeeyes25512 ай бұрын
No no no, you no ask for Nacho Libre. You asked for Macho Libre.
@AaronEloyHerrera25502 ай бұрын
@@snakeeyes2551 Macho Libre!?
@snakeeyes25512 ай бұрын
@@AaronEloyHerrera2550 (Turns on movie). “It is I the Macho Libre, a masked wrestler. MACHOOOO!”
@AaronEloyHerrera25502 ай бұрын
@@snakeeyes2551 That wasn't Nacho Libre. That was you in a bad costume being an idiot moron.
@Melcat964 жыл бұрын
1:54 Egg?
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
This Morning I rented Cats and Dogs and ya People gave me this.
@AdmiralofU24 жыл бұрын
What episode was this on? I don't remember it at all!!
@andrewbloom76373 жыл бұрын
The one that debuted on December 23, 2000.
@firelightyear5 жыл бұрын
Customer: What this Baloney you gave me? Blini: Yega! Welcome to our video store how can I help you today? Customer: Well you three low-lives gave me K-on to show at my anime club, instead you gave me this trash!
@AaronEloyHerrera25507 ай бұрын
I came in here to Rent Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) and Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) and you guys gave me these.
@atasker74327 ай бұрын
Blinni: "No, no, no, no. You no ask for Sonic the Hedgehog, you ask for Zonic the Hedgehog!"
@AaronEloyHerrera25506 ай бұрын
Zonic the Hedgehog?!
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
@@AaronEloyHerrera2550 Biscotti: "This movie better!" Family: "MUCH BETTER!" Customer: "Oh, yeah? Just play this."
@hannahduggan35998 ай бұрын
Blockblister is so stupid. I love it!
@jackscreativestudio73564 жыл бұрын
I Rented Finding Nemo and you Gave me this!!
@dannythomas4173 жыл бұрын
You no ask for Finding Nemo, you ask for Grinding Nemo. This movie better. MUCH BETTER!!
@jackscreativestudio73563 жыл бұрын
@@dannythomas417 Oh, Really? Play The Movie Right this instant.
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
I asked for Hellboy and ya gave me this.
@dannyleone81665 жыл бұрын
Kriplac be GangBanging with a name like that he 4 sho a crip
@dylansantos63615 жыл бұрын
Yah. Welcome to our store of video. How do we be helping you? What kind of movie you gave me is this? I specifically ask for Frozen. No, no, no, you no ask for Frozen. You ask for Freezeed. Freezeed. That’s not the even the right title. Yeah, it’s better. Much Better. Just play this phony. Yaga. Video begins (Amanda dress like Anna) Hi I’m Anna. Princess of arendelle. (Drake dress like Elsa) Hi I’m Elsa. Older sister of Anna an queen of arendelle. My sister have snow and ice powers. (Drake throws fake snow everywhere) Oh look here comes our snowman friend Olaf. (Manager dress like Olaf) Hi I’m Olaf. Me like warm hugs. (Hugs both Amanda and drake) Aww. We love you Olaf. (Both sing let it go badly) Video ends Bravo Bravo. That wasn’t Frozen. It’s just you three with fake snow and bad singing. It’s true. Thank you. How you’ll be paying me. I’m never ever gonna pay you. Ohhhh. Egg? I’m leaving. Bye come again. That guy thinks we’re bad singers. Which is a metaphor that we are great singers. Let’s celebrate with frozen Karaoke. Yaga. (Singing let it go again)
@thesparxeffect97343 жыл бұрын
Yaga! Welcome to our video store.
@johnbrummell99155 жыл бұрын
Yeah I asked for Billy Madison and you people gave me this
@samanthabuss33145 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me, I came in here to rent Grease and you dumbasses have me this shit!" "No no no, you not ask for Grease, you asked for brease!" "Brease?!" "Yes this movie's better, much better!" LOL!!
@johnbrummell99155 жыл бұрын
Samantha Buss oh yeah play the movie
@benjaminbingaman18483 жыл бұрын
I rented this movie yesterday and this is not kill Bill
@jeremywong37784 жыл бұрын
Biscotti: "Welcome to blockblister!" Blini: "How may we help you? Me: ALRIGHT!!! Which one of you schmucks is the manager!? Blini: "Papa this man wants to speak to you." Gnocchi: "Hello how I am to be helping?" Me: Look, I rented this movie 'Friday', the one with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker. But I ended gettin' this friggin' load! THIS is even worse than watching The Little Panda Fighter movie!
@jeremywong37783 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK Me: CRYDAY!? WHAT THE F IS A CRYDAY!?
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
Last night I asked for American Pie and ya Mooks gave me this.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK Canadian Pie? Play the VHS.
@1993joshualiu3 жыл бұрын
@NICK IS SLICK That wasn't American Pie and it was just a pie made of chocolate pieces.
@alessandrohenriques84195 жыл бұрын
Nice
@hannahduggan35998 ай бұрын
If Blockblister ever made a parody of the 2016 movie called Lion, it would be like this. Biscotti: (while wearing a grey T-shirt and blue jeans) Look at me. I am the Saroo Brierly. I am in the rural India, looking for the Ammi. Ammi! Ammi! Kreplak: (while wearing a white T-shirt and khakis) Yaga! What you need? Biscotti: Hello. I am the Saroo Brierly. I am looking for Ammi. I wish the Ammi was with me. Kreplak: Yaga. (They walk a couple of steps) Gnocchi: (dressed as an old lady) Here I am, Sheru. It's me, the Ammi. Biscotti: (overexaggerated fake crying) Oh, Ammi! I am so happy to be with you! Gnocchi: (overexaggerated fake crying) I am so happy to be with you, too. (They hug) Biscotti: (overexaggerated fake crying) Oh, Ammi, I am so sorry about the watermelons. Where is my brother? His name is Guddu. I wish the Guddu was with me. Kreplak: Guddu is the no more. He is with the God. That means he is dead. Gnocchi: (overexaggerated fake crying) Sheru, it is time to meet your sister, the Shekila. Blini: (dressed as a Bollywood star) Hello! I am the Shekila! I am the baby sister, but I am all grown up now. Biscotti: (overexaggerated fake crying) Wow-wee, Shekila! You are so big and beautiful! I am the Saroo. I am the big brother. Gnocchi: (overexaggerated fake crying) Your real name is Sheru and it means lion. Gnocchi, Blini, and Biscotti, all continue their overexaggerated fake crying while forming a group hug. Kreplak: Yaga. (Holds up a sign with a poorly drawn lion on it)
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Andy Smith I’ve asked for Better Call Saul and you gave me this , no no you no ask for better call Saul,, you asked for better call Saw
@gageperuti55194 жыл бұрын
Amanda: Hello. How am I to be helping you? Me: Yeah, hi. I'm a bit confused. See, I came here to rent The Interview, and got... well I have no idea. Amanda: No, no, no. You no ask for The Interview. You ask for The Pinterview. Me: That's not even a word you weirdo. And this isn't even a movie. Father: That's right. This movie better. All Three: MUCH BETTER. Me: *Rubs temples* Just play the video before I lose my temper. *Video shows Drake in lame suit.* Drake: Yaga. I am Dave Skymart. I have scored pinterview with evil man. *Amanda shows up in worse looking suit* Amanda: I am government agent. You kill evil man. Drake: OK. *Father shows up in worst outfit of all* Father: Yaga. I am evil man. *Drake pulls out obvious toy gun and "shoots"* Father: Oofa! *Falls down* Drake: Evil man is dead. Both: Yay! *Video ends* Me: See? That wasn't a movie. That was just you three acting badly in terrible costumes. Amanda: Thank you. How you will be paying me? Me: *Eye twitches* With THIS! *Moons them* KEEP THE CHANGE! *Storms out* Amanda: Papa! He showed his butt. Drake: What you think it means? Father: It must be sign of great affection in America.
@gageperuti55193 жыл бұрын
@Cordova Xavier No no no. You no ask for Bourne Identity. You ask for Torn Identities.
@cochiefemeralds36165 жыл бұрын
Me: I asked for The Legend of Korra Book 1: Air and you weirdos gave this instead!!! Blini: No no no. You not ask for Legend of Korra Book 1: Air. You ask for Legend of Coral Book 1: Hair. Papa: Yes, this movie better. Blini & Biscotti: Much better. Me: Yeah?! Well, look at this crap. It’s not the movie I asked for .
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
CoChief Emeralds I asked for Peter Pan and you gave me this.
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
master ultimate Play the VHS.
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
master ultimate Amanda: I'm Peter Ham and I fight Captain Hook. Drake: Peter can't fight VHS ends.
@softbluewolf2635 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
I rented The Three Caballeros and ya jerks gave me this.
@Blossom441005 жыл бұрын
I'm so upset! This movie ya gave me is SO not Sailor Moon S: Hearts in Ice!!
@jbproductions98745 жыл бұрын
No no no you did not ask for sailor moon s: Hearts in ice you asked for sailor spoon s: Hearts in ice!!!
@Blossom441005 жыл бұрын
@@jbproductions9874 Sailor Spoon?! It's Sailor Moon you idiot!! Just play this trash!!
@jbproductions98745 жыл бұрын
@@Blossom44100 hi i am sailor spoon and i will save these hearts in ice * breaks ice with spoon* i saved the hearts from the ice video ends
@Blossom441005 жыл бұрын
@@jbproductions9874 What the heck is THAT?!
@jbproductions98745 жыл бұрын
It's better much bettter!!!
@danielawesome795 жыл бұрын
I rent Power Rangers And this is not Power Rangers!
@1993joshualiu5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Nguyen Amanda: No no you ask for Powder Rangers Drake: Our movie better. Clerk: Much Better. Plays VHS. Clerk: I'm a Powder Ranger and I fight villains. Amanda: I the evil woman zap your suit. Drake: zap the powder. VHS ends.
@marvinthemaniac76984 жыл бұрын
Customer: Excuse me! I came in here yesterday to rent Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, but you idiots gave me this piece of garbage instead!
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
Blini: "Oh, no. You no ask for Willy Wonka, you ask for Villy Vonka." Customer: "Villy Vonka?" Biscotti: "This movie better!" Family: "MUCH BETTER!" Customer: "Better?! Just play this garbage!" (hands over tape) Yochi Blochi: "Yaga!"
@marvinthemaniac76986 ай бұрын
@atasker7432 *she plays the tape in the VCR* Blini: I am Charlie, I got a golden ticket to Villy Vonka's factory.
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
@@marvinthemaniac7698 Biscotti: Yeegah, I am Villy Vonka. I have factory of chocolate.
@marvinthemaniac76986 ай бұрын
@@atasker7432 Gnocchi: I am Grandpa Joe, I take Charlie to see Villy Vonka's factory, I eat chocolate because I got golden ticket!
@atasker74326 ай бұрын
@@marvinthemaniac7698 (They sing a very crappy version of Pure Imagination)
@phantompinoy4 ай бұрын
I asked for Rat Race and you gave this?!
@wilsonfilms764119 күн бұрын
I wonder how blockblisters version of rat race would look like.
@Utopian304 жыл бұрын
The 90s show are better MUCH BETTER
@1993joshualiu4 жыл бұрын
I asked for GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra and you dummies gave me this.
@AwesomeKid6014 жыл бұрын
“Okay what is wrong with you guys, I’ve rented Sonic the Hedgehog and you gave me this” “No no no no, you no ask for Sonic the Hedgehog, you ask for Fonic the Hedgehog” “Fonic!?” “Is better. Much better!
@atasker74327 ай бұрын
"Oh, yeah?! Well just play this tape!"
@jermaiadukes3554 жыл бұрын
DEVON324 Scared as Josh Nichols
@aaronabarca21507 ай бұрын
It’s Josh Peck
@beatricegrace61285 жыл бұрын
2:10
@CiaraRoseGargoyle5 жыл бұрын
Hey. It wouldn't let me reply to u but I agree with u 100%
@hannablackwell95448 ай бұрын
3:52 Door is locked 3:59 Kreblock!
@crossoverbunchshow87934 жыл бұрын
Now I got an f thanks to you
@PrincessEli825 жыл бұрын
I’d like to talk to you. I came in here to rent ‘The Princess Bride’ but you gave me this junk instead.’ I’d like some help with this. “No no no! You no ask for ‘The Princess Bride’. I don’t know what else to write. I need help.
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Elaina Liotta The princess pride
@gageperuti55194 жыл бұрын
The Princess Lied.
@PrincessEli824 жыл бұрын
Merman Aaron I like it.
@samanthabuss33144 жыл бұрын
“Ok, what the hell is the matter with you people?! I came in here to rent big daddy but all I got was this piece of shit!!” “No no no, you not ask for big daddy, you asked for big fatty!” “Big fatty? What in the world is that?!” “This movie’s better, much better!!” “Oh yeah, just look at it!!”
@TimberWolf10005 жыл бұрын
Hey, what is this? I came here to rent Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl, but I got this junk!
@SPIDER-Man6695 жыл бұрын
Oooo no no you no ask for Pirates of the Caribbean The curse of the Black Pearl , you asked for pirates of the Caribbean the curse of black Merle ( Merle from the walking dead)
@Hun.12363 ай бұрын
Ace venture is not for kids
@thegameshowgeek2 ай бұрын
$10 for an F? It’s official this family is ultra loony… 🦆
@AdamTheLegoCityandPlushKing5 жыл бұрын
These guys do the worst movie parodies ever. No wonder no one is satisfied about the movies. "I rented Twister, but you gave me this crap? WTF"
@heavy_ang_patay5 жыл бұрын
Their movies better. MUCH BETTER!
@AdamTheLegoCityandPlushKing5 жыл бұрын
@@heavy_ang_patay How are they better. MUCH BETTER?!
@heavy_ang_patay5 жыл бұрын
@@AdamTheLegoCityandPlushKing egg?
@dylansantos63615 жыл бұрын
Me:I rented good burger and you guys give this ripoff.
@loganhimes39304 жыл бұрын
No, no, no. You no asked for Good Burger. You asked for Good Booger!
@dylansantos63615 жыл бұрын
Yaga. Welcome to our video store. How do we be helping you? We like to see the manager please? Papa this ladies they speak for you. I’m gnocchi blonky the manager. How do I be helping you? We are students of the Harry Potter club at our school and we are assigned to get the movie for our club. So we came here yesterday to rent Harry Potter but when we play in our club this is not actually Harry Potter. No, no, no, you no ask for Harry Potter. You ask for Harry Pobber. Pobber? Pobber? Pobber? We never even heard a Pobber? Yeah it’s better. Much better. Seriously. Just play this balderdash. Yaga (Play video) (Drake dressed like Harry Potter) Hi, my name is Harry Pobber. I’m a boy who discovered I’m a wizard. Now I go to a school to learn about using magic. (Amanda dress like hermione granger) Hi, my name is Hermione grander. I’m Harry’s friend with muggle born parents. (Manager dress like lord Voldemort) Beware. I’m an evil wizard who wants to take over the magic world. Let’s use our magic to defeat lord moldemort. Expector protrolo. You did it Harry. Thanks hermione. I am the boy who lived. (Video end and applause) Now that was magical. Magical? That was just you dumbos with rubbish acting. It’s true. Thank you. Don’t you see what happened to us. We got kicked out our club because of you stupid movie. You three ruined our reputation. How will you be paying me? We aren’t paying anything. Ohhhh Egg? How about three. (Breaks three eggs with wands) Now we alacaskram. Bye catch you later. What does alacaskram mean? I think it means we are real movie wizards. Yaga? (All dance)