While Madame Web can see the future, I also can. I know that when you use Code JEDI to sign up for Surfshark at surfshark.deals/jedi - you're gonna love it. In fact, you can even get an extra 3 months free.
@jacobd19848 ай бұрын
Still can’t believe Sony sent Dakota Johnson out to seduce audiences into watching this film as a promotional move. But from what I hear about the movie, I suppose they had to throw everything at the wall marketing wise.
@jeremymain73038 ай бұрын
The screen writers have said that they set the movie in 2003 entirely so they could use the song Toxic.
@samuelgilmore87898 ай бұрын
If he survived getting hit with a whole ass ambulance but dies by a sign falling?. Not only that if she's blind how the fuck can she see the future. I'm legally blind and that's one of the most offensive things I've ever seen in movie. Stupid me I always thought you needed eyes to see smh
@warsolender10778 ай бұрын
what about shadow hunters?
@bulbafett50018 ай бұрын
My Favorite Spider Family member is finally on Screen...how they butchered my poor Anya. Freaking Arana (I can't do the accent marks) was a badass comic with the spider totems and all that fun stuff. I'm glad Marvel killed off the MC2 Timeline, would be horrifiied what they'd do to Mayday parker.
@michaelnoonang92078 ай бұрын
Some people don’t remember the movie World War Z when Brad Pitt used the noise from a Pepsi vending machine to lure all the zombies to be blown up and thus saving the world, all while he drank a refreshing can of Pepsi in slow motion, and it shows
@wajmgirl8 ай бұрын
That movie memory ranks up there with the highway scene from final destination 2.
@titheproven9548 ай бұрын
OMG I had blocked that memory from my mind. I have seen that movie twice and had to look up that scene b/c I apparently had to block the trauma.
@murciadoxial80568 ай бұрын
you are mixing up two scenes from the ending of the movie, but you are right about one thing, brad pitt used a pepsi vending machine to distract a bunch of zomibes... but not before taking a can and drinking some pepsi
@titheproven9548 ай бұрын
@@murciadoxial8056 To be fair the vibe is the same no matter what. An office vending machine that ONLY sells Pepsi saves the world.
@murciadoxial80568 ай бұрын
@@titheproven954 it is even funnier than that, the moment when the world is saved and the solution is discovered happens BEFORE THE PEPSI MOMENT, pitt saving the world has NOTHING to do with pepsi, the pepsi moment in world war z is brad pitt stopping in the middle of a hallway, in an area full of zombies, to drink a pepsi
@langleymneely8 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson firing her representation and jumping agencies the same day the one and only trailer released says so much!
@tthewizard76678 ай бұрын
she thought she was about to be in a MCU film LOLLLL
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
@@tthewizard7667I bet money that they pitched it that way to hed
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
@@tthewizard7667yeah it sounds like the Sony casting department thrives on that marketplace confusion
@agnieszkaadamkiewicz47478 ай бұрын
I must admitt I don't get IT - it's still better than 50 shades
@JoeJoe-lq6bd8 ай бұрын
@@tthewizard7667 I guarantee you she didn't. You think that actors in Hollywood haven't been talking about the details of the biggest paycheck in movies for years?
@hi_there12398 ай бұрын
"take on the responsibility and great power will come" is giving a student being told to rewrite the answer in their own words
@tlahmed8 ай бұрын
LOL. So true
@gnocchidokey3 ай бұрын
"mitochondria are the cell's power station"
@hi_there12393 ай бұрын
@@gnocchidokey reading that took 5 years off my life lol
@pyretta56298 ай бұрын
How is it 2024 and these people still don't get that the antagonist needs to be just as substantial as the protagonist? If the villain sucks, odds are the story does too.
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
I imagine they treat the villain as secondary because the hero is the one any kind of franchise foundation needs to be built on. The problem is they become so focused on the fruits they think a franchise will bring, they forget to put proper effort into the labor.
@Syntox8 ай бұрын
I imagine these screenwriters even went to schools that charged them thousands of dollars to teach them this
@asteridshydrangea-jt2hf8 ай бұрын
@@bigbearkat2010and then the exact opposite happens in horror franchises a bunch, where they only care about the face on the poster and don’t understand that the foils for the big bad monster are often what made the original film impactful
@ThomasdWell8 ай бұрын
there are these people in suits, that have never taken a writing class in their life and somehow get to tell those that may even have degrees in writing that a character needs to be a certain way because a blind polling suggested it was popular with 19-27 age demographic.
@iheartbusterk828 ай бұрын
I mean I’d argue that nearly every MCU villain is paper thin. I mean can anyone say much about the villains in Thor Dark World or Iron Man 2? With the Sony Spidey-less Spideyverse, you really don’t get much that’s better. Honestly, with the Spiderverse movies are the only ones that seem to get that.
@AaronLockman8 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson both looks and acts like she does not believe a single word that has ever come out of her mouth
@Meanie748 ай бұрын
I seriously recommend looking up her family’s history bc “raised by lions” is not a figure of speech when it comes to them. “Catty” to the extreme
@NJGuy19737 ай бұрын
She should run for Congress.
@moara41447 ай бұрын
Dakota's acting ranges from "bored to be acting in this movie" to "chagrined to be acting in this movie"
@thegreenjellybean776 ай бұрын
I remember this from that Danny Gonzalez video 😂 @@Meanie74
@tasmapittock56802 ай бұрын
She'd be awful in an emergency
@intern_dana8 ай бұрын
complaints about her 90's wardrobe crack me up because it was *2003;* not only had that decade *just* ended, most adults don't renew their whole wardrobes that often. especially then when clothes actually lasted longer than a year (i say as if i wasn't 5 in 2003 lol)
@iheartbusterk828 ай бұрын
The fast turnover in wardrobes is very much a new thing. People would absolutely be wearing stuff from the late 90s in the early 00s, unless they were kids and thus growing out of things.
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
Heck changes whole wardrobe is something for people who have money to burn. A lot of people just research stuff until it's just string
@203207ab8 ай бұрын
I heard that the jacket she is wearing is actually something she got from her mom but I could be wrong. Somehow it was handed down to her. I heard this from another online review about what she was wearing. Again, I don't know if it was true. I remember those times and the clothing was not noticeably different from the late 1990s to the early 2000s. In other words you couldn't tell the difference. So I'm not sure why anyone or how anyone would focus on that. In fact it looks generic and something that could even be worn today.
@beetlebob46758 ай бұрын
As someone who was 13 in 2003, I can say this is absolutely correct lol Additionally, I still have a Daytona Florida tank top from our only Disney trip in 1999, but that's a different thing, maybe?😂
@persephone2108 ай бұрын
@@203207abyeah we classify clothes by decade but the divide is never that obvious while it's actually happening and there's a lot of overlap when it comes to regular people and not celebrities/people who can constantly afford the latest trends
@icedcapplord7108 ай бұрын
"I'm tired of you, and your riddles, and your lessons, and your SUPREME arrogance! Don't you ever, EVER enter my life again. Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME!?" - Peter Parker to Cassandra Webb, 1996
@Victor-qx3vx8 ай бұрын
Exactly the first scene that always comes to my mind when I think of Madame Web.
@zacharybosley19358 ай бұрын
and yet, he fought the Ultimate Enemy on her behalf, and she helped him find MJ in the end. Spider-Man has always chafed against authority figures, but that doesn't make Madame Web's Insight less than valuable.
@AKATenn8 ай бұрын
@@zacharybosley1935 yeah, like everyone hates paying taxes, but they benefit so much from having things like roads and powerlines, and civilization.
@wise_girl93888 ай бұрын
Yeah, when they first announced that they were doing a Madame Web movie, my brain automatically went to the Spidey animated series from the '90s. Suffice it to say, I was thoroughly confused by all of the decisions made by Sony regarding the character. And okay, I get it, they couldn't make her "comic" accurate due to not having the rights to mutants but they still could have made it more akin to the Spider-Man animated series. It's been a while since I've watched it, but I'm pretty sure there was no reference to her being a mutant made at any point of the show, which is why I was surprised when I looked up the character and found out she was a mutant. I thought she was just another spider person what the name and get-up and the whole seemingly magical spider-webs connecting her to all of the things.
@robertdascoli9498 ай бұрын
"Madam web, you can't escape me. I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!"
@erikdaniels0n8 ай бұрын
Madame Web is genuinely the most fun I’ve had at a movie in YEARS. It was so awful, but I had the absolute time of my life watching it. I felt like I reached bad movie enightenment while watching it
@beomcheolkim85438 ай бұрын
This is, consistently, the only praise I've been seeing for the movie: either it's just a horrendously bad movie, or a movie that's so bad that it's hilarious. Is there an award category for this in the Razzies?
@jcorona54578 ай бұрын
I agree with this statements … watching the reviews than watching the movie is the way to go!!
@cooldragon19908 ай бұрын
One of the Twitch Streamers I watched said that exact thing about Morbious. He LOVED it.. Saw it an excessive amount of times and even streamed reaction times.. He had the ultimate time of his goddamn life
@stacikins8 ай бұрын
@@cooldragon1990 Was it Platy?
@cooldragon19908 ай бұрын
@@stacikins yes it was.. small world..
@justwonder14048 ай бұрын
I only watched Spiderman occasionally as a kid but Madame Web's appearances were always enigmatic and fun. I wish they had the guts to make her an actual old lady, say, living in a home, struggling with her deteriorating health and escaping into her mind where she can make a difference. That would've been a less badass but more interesting story.
@girostade54778 ай бұрын
you know what's funny ? I didn't even pick up on the fact the that Ben was Ben Parker, the Ben Parker, I thought it was just a reference to his role in parc and rec... ahhahahahaa
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
To be fair he looks like a ben
@gwengrasso18878 ай бұрын
I have no idea why they chose to make a Madam Web movie when they have the rights to SILK, a much more popular and interesting character that can stand independently from Spider-Man
@valentinegonsalves73228 ай бұрын
No one outside the room understands what exactly SONY has the rights to. Its hilarious to watch them be able to say "Ben Parker" and "Mary", but they cannot say "Spider-Man", or "Aunt May" or "Peter".
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
I vaguely remember it being thrown around as a possibility during their ASM universe attempt when they tried making an Aunt May spinoff a thing but I guess when they scrapped that, they threw the baby out with the bath water.
@fuzzyapple8 ай бұрын
@@valentinegonsalves7322sony owns the movie rights to spider-man and all characters directly tied to or originating from him. They could produce their own spider-man movies if they wanted. They could even use Tom Holland if his contract was still standing. And as long as they keep producing movies using that IP, they will keep the rights. No matter how abysmal those are.
@christopherflux62548 ай бұрын
You probably knew this already, but Silk is going to be in future Spider-Man video games.
@IzidioAlex8 ай бұрын
Wait for El Muerto
@davidgonzales7208 ай бұрын
I saw the movie. When Cassie goes to the Amazon, out of that vast expanse of jungle, within seconds she finds the precise location where her mother's thirty-year-old photograph was taken.
@nicolevt16468 ай бұрын
I literally cringed 😂 and how did she get a ticket and fly out so quickly? That’s not even how it works 🤣
@bobalicious26967 ай бұрын
@@nicolevt1646 Did she travel without a passport? 'Cause those things take awhile.
@stormstereo7 ай бұрын
Not to mention the spidey-guy that helped her mom birth her was just there waiting for her at that same moment.
@violet_saint4 ай бұрын
Jaime French also pointed out that Cassie's technically a fugitive so how did she even get past airport security?
@demonpaw113 ай бұрын
@@nicolevt1646 this movie makes so many questionable choices that it completely took me out of the movie-watching experience: -In the subway scene, why is the villain walking on the ceiling instead of just running very fast to catch the non-powered teenaged girls? -Why have that opening scene of how Cassandra was born if they were just going to show us the exact same thing again when she went to the cave? -How can she afford not only that apartment but a ticket to and from Peru (and a spur of the moment purchase no less) on an EMT's salary in NYC? -How did she even get passed airport security when she's a wanted woman, ESPECIALLY in NYC only 2 years after 9/11? -Why is Cassandra given a characterization as someone who is an EMT, really good at her job, wants to save people, but then she can't be fucked when it comes to literally saving the lives of 3 teenage girls who are being targeted by a crazed psycho killer? These are just ones I thought of off the top of my head. I'm sure I could remember more if I thought about it, but I try not to think about what a waste of time this movie was for me to sit through.
@tuckershuff14418 ай бұрын
I can see this movie turning into this generation's 'Catwoman 2004'. Just something so infamous for being so dang bad that it lasts forever.
@Dracon76018 ай бұрын
I feel like that's morbius though, this one will probably just fizzle out though cause I don't think it's nearly weird enough. Although both main characters do get their powers after near death experiences.
@263498 ай бұрын
at least catwoman had some plot, and the small kid me enjoyed the fights and the suits, which in madam web there was a collective three seconds of in her visions of the future which means - none😭😂
@tuckershuff14418 ай бұрын
@@Dracon7601 10/10 movie if a magic spider burped life gas into Dakota Johnson's mouth.
@HeyWeiiHey8 ай бұрын
Don't mock catwoman like that.. Nothing in this movie can beat the goofiness of Halle berry slipping thru jail bar..
@valentinegonsalves73228 ай бұрын
Yeah, but even Catwoman is still better because it had Halle Berry in a Catwoman costume. This movie has no superheroes in it, period. And Sony dressed everyone like they hated the actors and the characters. Because these are movies being churned out only to retain the rights to characters. Not because there's good stories to be told.
@morgankw898 ай бұрын
There has to be a bubble forming. These movies keep getting phoned in, and keep bombing, and either the execs are this clueless, or there is some serious chicanery going on behind the scenes. It sucks, because if the other shoe drops, a lot of regular people will lose their jobs.
@jasminewilliams16738 ай бұрын
I’m thinking it’s well on purpose, look guys women, superheros…it’s impossible oh well let’s keep remaking these 10 male properties!
@valentinegonsalves73228 ай бұрын
That's because these are movies being made only to retain character rights. Not because there's any good story or ideas to play with.
@Frawst_8 ай бұрын
@@jasminewilliams1673that makes no sense since multiverse of madness, love and thunder and Antman 3 were all mocked by the audience too
@radhiadeedou82868 ай бұрын
@@jasminewilliams1673no that's not it, they're the ones pushing female superheroes, there was no demand
@radhiadeedou82868 ай бұрын
@@valentinegonsalves7322why would anyone care about the character rights to madame web or morbius
@JayJay-178 ай бұрын
As a New Yorker, if a man in a suit but no shoes was in the same train car as me I would probably just ignore them. It’s not really something to be alarmed by.
@negligible_reality8 ай бұрын
I'd for sure try to start up a conversation with him tbh. One of my favorite things ever is going out in public and talking to the strangest, most interesting, and most unhinged people I can possibly find. It leads to so many interesting stories and is really fun too.
@JayJay-178 ай бұрын
@@negligible_reality Props to you 😂. I just keep to myself cause I’m not trying to get involved in nothin.
@penguinsrbirds28 ай бұрын
@@negligible_reality Sure, buddy.
@bemiatto678 ай бұрын
@@negligible_reality aaand that's how you end up dead
@lunacarolyn8 ай бұрын
As someone living in Berlin, I fully agree. That’s just a regular Tuesday.
@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews27788 ай бұрын
“When you acheive great responsability, you acheive great power” Now if Ezekiel said that line it would be a good sinister twist on the usual quote and serve to give insight into his character… but NOPE that line is delivered fully as a big heroic motivation moment. What a joke
@valentinegonsalves73228 ай бұрын
There's several lines that are just rib-tearing hilarious. My favourite one is: "Who the hell flips off an ambulance?! Jeeezusss!!" This movie is a comedy. The bad guy gets run over by a taxi and an ambulance and the pesky kids get away. He dies by a falling Pepsi sign. The building is burned down and abandoned but the Pepsi sign still has electricity.
@radhiadeedou82868 ай бұрын
Sounds like something from a dictator's handbook. They inverted uncle Ben's quote, making it evil
@PixieoftheWood8 ай бұрын
It's something I'd imagine a corporate stooge saying to try and convince you to take on more responsibilities even though they know you're not going to get jack for it.
@jaykay62227 ай бұрын
"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come."
@TheArtOfLoss8 ай бұрын
The part about Cassandra's mom researching Spiders sounds suspiciously like Jessica Drew's parents 💀 And in the comics, she was the one mentoring the Spider-Women. Sony keeps disrespecting her left and right, smh.
@gumball22538 ай бұрын
it's literally the julia carpenter origin story with a few characters swapped around
@idongesitusen57648 ай бұрын
Yeah.
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
At least she showed up in some form in the Spiderverse
@pettyofficerdan18078 ай бұрын
No, Jessica was the run raised by a talking cow. And Rocket's adopted dad.
@TheArtOfLoss8 ай бұрын
@@pettyofficerdan1807 The Cow was false memories planted into her mind by Hydra, and her parents did work with the High Evolutionary on the project, but he didn't raise her.
@lynpotter64718 ай бұрын
The biggest surprise for me is that the people who wrote Morbius were given another chance.
@simont3908 ай бұрын
They weren't, they were hired before morbius came out
@MsTriangle7 ай бұрын
They are cheap and easy to manipulate
@lordpelagius50786 ай бұрын
@@simont390 explain how they got a job after gods of egypt
@Lex_brooke8 ай бұрын
"Her powers let her see the future" y'know, like spiders do
@TupocalypseShakur8 ай бұрын
It kinda makes sense in the comics, for Julia Carpenter that is, not Cassandra Webb
@tanvidesai70044 ай бұрын
why does this sound so john mulaney coded omg
@stephengrigg59882 ай бұрын
Are bats detectives or something?
@chrisperry40142 ай бұрын
@@stephengrigg5988nah, introverted, hyper-traumatized, billionaire men with a strong sense of moral justice and deep rooted fear of failure and inability to protect loved ones that leads to multiple distanced relationships and estranged wives and children who happen to be assassins in an ancient league of murder zealots do.
@eponymouselias8 ай бұрын
I need Dakota Johnson and Robert Pattinson in a shitty campy movie so badly. Ideally a urban fantasy romcom where Dakota plays a vampire and Robert plays a psychic xD
@maube80078 ай бұрын
I read somewhere, "Dakota Johnson doesn't know anything about the comics or the Marvel universe!" So? She's not required to. She was hired for a job and lied to by her Agent. Sony did a terrible job making a "movie" and she got caught up in it just trying to do her career. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
@chelktty8 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when she flew to Peru, took a bus to the exact secluded spot in the rain forest where her mom found the most elusive spider in the world and wandered around for 5 minutes when the magic spider tribe dude just suddenly shows up.
@amberwolf53718 ай бұрын
The product placement thing reminds me of Head & Shoulders being what that kills the alien organisms in Evolution (movie from 2001). Like, I know the explanation is that one of the active ingredients in Head & Shoulders is selenium but it was still one of the most obvious product placements ever that had a huge effect on the resolution of the movie. (For the record, I think Evolution is fantastic.)
@AmandaTheJedi8 ай бұрын
Oh man I knew there was a very specific movie I couldn’t think of that did the same thing and this was it!
@nuffyj86148 ай бұрын
« Did you ever notice how shiny and flake-free our hair is? » That movie is a masterpiece, and it’s a travesty it flopped.
@TalentCaldwell8 ай бұрын
@@AmandaTheJediSome other blatant examples of product placements being woven into the plot: Half the movie takes place inside a Costco (THE WATCH), a Target (CAREER OPPORTUNITIES), eBay (THE INTERNSHIP)… …A crucial macguffin is hidden inside a PapaJohns (UNCHARTED), under a KrispeeKreme (POWER RANGERS 2017), or disguised as a teddy bear participating in a choreographed dance number (in a non-musical movie) at McDonalds (MAC AND ME)… 😂
@jesusramirezromo20378 ай бұрын
@@TalentCaldwellMac and Me doesn't count, pretty sure McDonald's funded it
@tedjomuljono30528 ай бұрын
Gatorade made the entire world idiots in Idiocracy And don't forget the Krispy Kreme powered Power Rangers movie, which some of the guys who worked on it, is also a part of the Madame Web staff
@YogurtNight_8 ай бұрын
Morbius part two, it’s webbing time
@tarantulasarecool8 ай бұрын
lol that’s funny! 😄 😅
@KhanMann668 ай бұрын
Don’t jinx it
@JJRedy8 ай бұрын
The movie was much better than morbius lol. It was pretty bad but not morbius level bad
@Bryandan1elson8 ай бұрын
Was waiting for this- every time the urge to see this with mine own eyes hits i would think "no, let Amanda take this bullet".
@Jagonistdai8 ай бұрын
She really does spare us from oh so much hahaha
@Good.Morning.Petty.Potatoes8 ай бұрын
At this point, Sony is the bus with its breaks cut. Who ever is butchering the writing is happily just running audience members down and calling them speed bumps.
@langleymneely8 ай бұрын
Thank you for illustrating in detail the way scripts and screenwriters often work within a studio like Sony. The screenwriters are indeed responsible for having their names on some absolutely epic cinematic turds but so many people never consider how those scripts become even worse films that a studio tampers with and notes to death.
@dedricklewis71688 ай бұрын
Three years ago, i bought my daughter a Spider-Gwen full body costume. She wore it two three comic cons and two Halloweens. It was awrsome, had a zipper on the back and on the hood, she loved being able to wear it with tennis shoes. But alas, she outgrown it. Definitely one of my best purchases. The mask that came with it sucked, but we ended up getting a new one from a vendor with the mirror lenses. To be honest, I was somewhat jealous because I always wanted a full body spidey suit.😂
@thoughtsofaleo29168 ай бұрын
They do sell good quality adult spider costumes if you're interested! Everyone deserves to get their own spider suit if they can get one!
@annamariamazzola74868 ай бұрын
Thanks for story . Nothing to do with this horrible movie.yay❤
@rue...whenwasthis8 ай бұрын
i loved this movie, it was pure camp, ramming into him not ONCE but TWICE?!?!? It was great, also, what did people expect from a main character who can see the future? The whole movie was basically going to be one giant version of the fake final fight between the cullen and the volturi in BD part 2
@CassandraHoggins8 ай бұрын
Just went on a second date to this movie last night. The entire theater was laughing throughout the entire movie. 10/10 theater experience.
@nailinthefashion8 ай бұрын
0:10 thank god you addressed this right off the bat cuz ghost spider is one of my fave characters and you delivered her variant in live action before Sony or Marvel could lmao that’s just wild
@bobjenko8 ай бұрын
And just like in Madame Web the suit promptly disappears after the first time it's shown, never to be seen again.
@GossamerGhoul8 ай бұрын
@@bobjenko Amanda had a vision that it was going to choke her in the future, so she dealt with it
@rachelistired8 ай бұрын
my favorite interview is dakota and the director talking about the number of edits. she just looks done
@Bastonikov8 ай бұрын
If I had a dollar for every time an actor signed up for a movie with sony thinking they were getting in the MCU... 😬
@JoeJoe-lq6bd8 ай бұрын
You'd have no money. Nobody was tricked into thinking this was an MCU movie. Actors know the business enough that they know about the biggest film series in the world. There has been zero confirmed that anyone has said they thought they would be in an MCU film and weren't. It's an urban legend derived from some social media posts that were probably made by a social media intern.
@tedjomuljono30528 ай бұрын
No they don't, case in point Bill Murray had to be in two Garfield films because he thought it was made by the Coen brothers, turns out it was Cohen instead, and it was too late for him to back out
@genericplantlife8 ай бұрын
@@JoeJoe-lq6bdDidn't Matt Smith join Morbius because Karen Gillan told him how much fun it was to be in the MCU? Idk if that means he thought Morbius was MCU, but I believe it contributed to his decision.
@JoeJoe-lq6bd8 ай бұрын
@@genericplantlife I think he took it as "it's fun being in these superhero movies."
@JoeJoe-lq6bd8 ай бұрын
@@tedjomuljono3052 That's quite a bit different from not knowing about the biggest thing in Hollywood for a decade.
@viciousbagel8 ай бұрын
Funny story I didn’t actually know that her name was Cassie Web and when people said the name Cassie in reference to this movie I thought they were making a joke about Sydney Sweeney being in it
@MarcDoesNotKnow4 ай бұрын
the part where sydney sweeney's character yelled out "cassie" was so hilarious to me
@A_YouTube_Commenter8 ай бұрын
Poor Dakota. You can see she knows she messed up here. In time, she can openly admit it. She was great in "Suspiria" and "Bad Times at The Royale".
@jasminewilliams16738 ай бұрын
I think she’s one of the blandest actresses in the 2020s… I’ve never seen her great in anything, seems like she downs Narcan before these performances
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
I'm hoping she finally just does indie movies or something to show her acting chops. Luke if it worked for the cast of Twilight..
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
@@Ashbrash1998and not end up like Taylor Lautner
@caithenry84298 ай бұрын
She was phenomenal in suspriria! It even inspired me to watch Wounds. What a bad call her acting and the film overall were so uninteresting. A shame because the short story that inspired the film is phenomenal
@hockeygrrlmuse8 ай бұрын
I just don't buy that she was in all three 50 Shades movies because they spoke to her artistically and then followed it up with this for the same reason. The woman is here for the paycheck and I truly can't find it in myself to judge her for that
@elenabe47188 ай бұрын
I once watched an Argentinian telenovela (which I think everyone should watch) where the characters discovered things in the first 30 episodes, then the same characters rediscovered the same things in the next 30 episodes. It's called Padre Coraje, and it still should be available on youtube
@minirth.maggie8 ай бұрын
Wait, what? Had they forgotten everything? Was it an alternate timeline for the second half of the series? How did this work???
@elenabe47188 ай бұрын
@@minirth.maggie I have no idea, I was very confused because I knew we already had that information. My guess is that they had to make 180 episodes and were too progressed with the plot so they had to slow it down 😂 They hadn't exactly forgotten, but they still acted shocked to find out the same thing they had already found out. Like, that was confirmation at that point, yet they reacted as if it was the first time
@TalentCaldwell8 ай бұрын
@@elenabe4718Will Ferrell made a hilarious movie poking fun of that kind of overdramatized theatrics within Telenovelas. I think it was called CASA DE MI PADRE. He learned Spanish specifically for this film so 95% of it is all in Spanish.
@elenabe47188 ай бұрын
@@TalentCaldwell I'll definitely check it out! Thanks!!
@elenabe47188 ай бұрын
@@TalentCaldwell back to tell you I have watched Casa de mi padre. I'm now recommending it to everyone I know
@BenChanNYC8 ай бұрын
In terms of product placement that affected the plot, I'd say Shazam 2's "Taste the Rainbow" moments (plural - they did it twice!) were pretty bad.
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
Personally I keep thinking back to Krispy Creme in Power Rangers
@mggardiner40668 ай бұрын
I feel like this was the stuff The Boys were parodying with the Fresca and Almond Joy use
@bridgettemeruelo78368 ай бұрын
As a native New Yorker, the Pepsi sign is less ridiculous than it seems. it’s a landmark vintage sign iconic to queens right over the east river😅 so not strictly product placement
@waltascher8 ай бұрын
But it definitely was product placement based on how many times Pepsi and Frito-Lay products appear throughout the movie.
@guaranteedtopwn5 ай бұрын
no, it IS strictly product placement, that simply means it isn't fantastical and anti-reality
@tmntaddict8 ай бұрын
In honor of this occasion, I have prepared a list of terrible jokes: -stop pulling our strings, Amanda -I've got a web to pick with you -are you calling us web-heads? -the film moves so badly it's like it's got webbed feet -you got me webbin' out -look, up in the sky! It's a web! -Dakota's head is full of cobwebs -the movie's got more bugs than talent -the itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the rotten scores -the ADR makes you feel bitten by something radioactive P.S. Any analogy that shits on a crappy studio and/or movie is 👌.
@teppeiando8 ай бұрын
yep those are terrible, you told no lie
@cringusmoss99378 ай бұрын
It's webbin' time.
@murciadoxial80568 ай бұрын
I love these, thank you so much
@tmntaddict8 ай бұрын
@@murciadoxial8056 You're welcome! I love that they're appreciated. 🤗
@Gigachadbased-p348 ай бұрын
I saw a comment that had me in stitches: Villain: this is none of your business! MW: I'm making it Madame business!
@veronicamaine38138 ай бұрын
The daily bugle is released 3 times a day (I know because I asked a similar question about the paper when I was in university discussing Spider-Man in English lit - it was a great time!).
@talic-os58998 ай бұрын
I have been so comfortable with taking my time to get to a movie, because of the 20 minutes of ads and trailers, that I would feel legit betrayed if the decided to not show trailers before the movie.
@vangosito8 ай бұрын
"you can't out-arañas him physically" i hated that i loved that
@laylamorrison95968 ай бұрын
This is gonna become the "Showgirls" of superhero movies somewhere down the road and I'm all here for it.
@SuperPal-tr3go8 ай бұрын
These are guilty pleasures because they make the audience feel like geniuses by how obviously bad they are. It's like the opposite of pretentious films.
@langleymneely8 ай бұрын
As a comic fan Im so mad that Sony has wasted so many Spider related characters on top of wasting talented actors in some of the worst performances of their career. The 3 Spider-women in this film have so much more potential as characters than this. Sydney Sweeney has been on my short list as a potential Black Cat getting between Tom Hollands Spidey & Zendayas MJ and seeing her relegated to this nonsense is so sad. At least Isabela Merced has Hawkgirl in Superman Legacy?
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
Right? Everyone is (understandably) laughing at Dakota Johnson's bad career move but Sydney Sweeney had actual career momentum in her favor for this one that gets completely wasted.
@MotherNature438 ай бұрын
@@bigbearkat2010 I think Sydney will be fine though. 'Anyone But You' did really good and she has a bunch of other work lined up but this will be a big dent in an otherwise pretty good discography.
@THE_Dodge_Morningstar8 ай бұрын
😂"The facial matches are entirely based on what he remembers them looking like in his head..." That line hit me funny. You can imagine a conversation "Wait, how will *masked faces* from his *dreams* work in the software?" Everyone in the room staring at each other, before someone is like "Eff it, it's fine. It doesn't matter... None of this matters"
@valentinegonsalves73228 ай бұрын
How did they even do that? Was there some crazy quantum computer he plugged his brain into? Did she sit with a sketch artist that work around Central Station drawing realistic, lif-like portraits for tourists? They never explain it. Also, this movie suggests that the NSA has AI people are using to paint clothes off in 2024. De-aging is not that hard. But damn, they're wearing masks and she presses a button and the computer paints the masks off. Wtf?
@madokami038 ай бұрын
@@valentinegonsalves7322not to mention, this movie takes place in 2003, before smartphones were even a thing 💀
@andrewklang8098 ай бұрын
Ah, Sony. The answer to the question no one asked: "What if The Asylum had real money?"
@tedjomuljono30528 ай бұрын
I dont think Asylum can make anything good even with Endgame's budget
@victoriadealba55588 ай бұрын
@@tedjomuljono3052wasn't the asylum the producing house of nation z? Yeah. Show was too campy. Liked it, but nothing good. But the producers made an amazing prequel called Black Summer. Fuck. Wasn't that amazing...
@imaghost296127 күн бұрын
@@victoriadealba5558You mean Z Nation? I loved that show! Unfortunately by the time I started season 2 it was taken off Netflix. 😭
@sophiastargazer8 ай бұрын
Maybe it's the nostalgia warping my perception, or the fact that I'm a sucker for all things vampire, but I remember liking Dracula Untold.
@douglasauclair30868 ай бұрын
Every other reviewer played it straight. I like that you had fun with this movie and this review! :D
@caithenry84298 ай бұрын
I need to speak my truth: I don't get the Dakota Johnson hype. Suspiria was the only interesting character she's played that isn't quiet yet sarcastic brunette (potentially just her personality??) so fingers crossed her new agents can find roles with range.
@MrMusicKid878 ай бұрын
Same, I think she seems like a nice and odd person (in a complimentary way) but her acting is so wooden I’m l absolutely sure nepotism and the 50 Shades weight keeps getting her roles.
@iheartbusterk828 ай бұрын
She was in a comedy with Nat Faxon like 8 years ago that she was funny and super charming it that essentially made me a fan. I think that she’s been stuck in projects that don’t really fit her, like this and the godawful 50 Shades movies.
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
I think some of it has to do with a couple of gems and who she is personally but also because she keeps getting such dog movies. Like I'm hoping something changes
@dylankennedy60208 ай бұрын
I feel like there are so many actors that are talented but insufferable and just seem like the worst people and Dakota Johnson is the opposite. She isn't very good and picks the worst roles, but she seems like a good person. Like if Keanu Reeves was a person
@mona90088 ай бұрын
Same! She plays the same character over and over again. And it is her real life personality. I'll believe she can act when she gets broader roles.
@lefton4ya8 ай бұрын
Power Rangers had the same egregious product placement for movie climax where they had to fight over a Kristy Kreme, but that was so over the top it was legitimately hilarious, with Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa saying “Kristy Kreme” maniacally
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
1:14- Didn't Krispy Creme serve as a major plot point in that last Power Rangers movie?
@TheAngelicTrickster8 ай бұрын
Thinking the same thing
@kunglaoshat12508 ай бұрын
Yeah Power Rangers were absolutely shameless
@pyrosianheir8 ай бұрын
Yes. Yes, it did. And it was hilarious.
@jesusramirezromo20378 ай бұрын
Same writters too
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
@@jesusramirezromo2037I saw that too but they're only credited for the "story" so for that one I'll put the pitchfork away
@khandimahn96878 ай бұрын
I think this was the most positive review possible. Most others say it's bad. Just bad. But you say it's so bad it's good.
@Mario_Angel_Medina8 ай бұрын
The most 2003 moment in the film is when one of the girls says she has a cellphone and the other two are surprised... Also, after a while watching the film I started to expect a J. Jonah Jameson cameo, like he has a close encounter with this evil wallcrawler and that's why years later he's convinced that Spider-man is a menace. Another thing I expected, a post-credit scene of Ezekiel's spider being delivered to Oscorp
@constancesirbu14818 ай бұрын
I just feel so sorry for Tahar Rahim, the man is very talented and recently entered some more international projects, I hope this isn't the end of it, the man is a french national treasure 😭
@trinaq8 ай бұрын
I enjoyed seeing Adam Scott as future Uncle Ben, I honestly wish that they'd given him more to do. I also felt that they sidelined the three girls at point, and they never got to actually become Spiderwomen. And don't even get me started on that cringy table dance...
@shinigamiseanphoenix8 ай бұрын
And the fact that the director of madame web also had the guts to say giving the three spiderwomen (Julia Anya & Mattie) origins in the movie would have been greedy is stupid to say when they have great origin stories in the comics
@skilledwarman8 ай бұрын
I really like the Mr Sunday Movies theory that this was originally meant to be set in the 90s. Im sure his podcast segment on that will be turned into a standalone video so I recommend checking that out
@jacearmor52748 ай бұрын
It would make sense. I commented under New Rockstars video that it doesn't make sense for anewspaper to be sent out in the evening, someone in the comments informed me that turns out back in the '90s, they sent newspapers out in the evening!
@skilledwarman8 ай бұрын
@@jacearmor5274 yeah between that, some other background details, some line changes in ADR, and Mr Sunday going into some details on the soundtrack it really seems like it was originally set in the mid 90s which could possibly be a relic of this originally being I the Andrew Garfield universe which was apparently a plan at one point
@jesusramirezromo20378 ай бұрын
Probably would have worked with Andrew's spiderman timeline
@amanul_24748 ай бұрын
I loved the part when Morbius said to the 11th Doctor "they are finally Morbing! They are Webbers now!" And Matthew Smith says 'Webber? I hardly know her!' And the credits roll to an Ice Spice song 🔥
@Thebongdigity8 ай бұрын
Amanda, I’m sorry in advance, but somehow this video made me decide you had to be the one to make a Grey’s Anatomy recap video. You’re the one. It needs to be done. Great video lol
@Saironi8 ай бұрын
Honestly the Pepsi Cola sign in NYC is iconic. So is the Schweppes sign in Madrid. 10/¹0
@mistercarlacat8 ай бұрын
Complete tangent here but as someone who grew up watching the 2000s-2010s Doctor Who reboot it warms my heart that Matt Smith & Karen Gillan are still in contact. They had great chemistry during their run on the show and I love the idea that they might still be friends now a decade later.
@gabe_20xx8 ай бұрын
I didnt know the actors thought this was part of the mainline marvel franchise 😂
@Spartain148 ай бұрын
Their agents straight up led them on and never explained the difference. I think it’s a new warning to actors to do your own research.
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
@@Spartain14I just assumed Sony gives them a kickback so their clients don't ask questions
@blueberriestea8 ай бұрын
Why didn't they google it for curiosity 😭😭😭
@badbabybear18 ай бұрын
they live in a bubble and do this for money, i doubt they follow all this stuff as closely as we do
@rayay2488 ай бұрын
You’re bit on how they should have excluded the first scene reminds me of CJ the X’s video on how leaving out the first 5 minutes of Tangled would have made it a better movie (though that one still is good as is), and you’re both right.
@taylorlouise32548 ай бұрын
This movie was a TRAINWRECK. I loved it. Thank you as always for your hot takes. Take your time to feel better! X
@pitag3978 ай бұрын
The Pepsi Cola sign is an iconic historical landmark and a staple of the NYC skyline (looking over into Queens) so in a way it kind of makes sense for it to be a focal point of the fight. Still product placement but not as ridiculous as you think considering the location of the scene.
@Hethra198 ай бұрын
This is the only Madame Web review I was waiting for
@mauriciobetimpaesleme87028 ай бұрын
24:45 NGL, the cab part would have made me clap in theaters.... if I had went there to see this. That is actually great.
@elena_17768 ай бұрын
Omg I kind of love Dakota Johnson haha also the fact that all the actors apparently thought they were in a Marvel movie is both hilarious and painful
@TravisTaft8 ай бұрын
Only product placement I can think of that was more impactful on the climax in a ridiculous way was Skittles in Shazam! 2.
@trinaq8 ай бұрын
"It's Madame Webbing time!" I love your introduction and costume, Amanda. I don't think that I'll bother watching this movie, the KZbin reviews are far more entertaining! 📺😉🍿
@BaronVonHardcharger8 ай бұрын
I watched this movie and honestly wondered "If you took out all the rerun scenes and just played it end to end, what would the run time be?". Feels like it doubled the length of the movie in the most confusing fashion possible!
@TheDeadjam4218 ай бұрын
This is the best vid on Madame Web I’ve seen, And I’ve watched probably about 50 so far. It was such a good experience seeing it in an empty theater too 🤣
@BreannaDrummond8 ай бұрын
amanda you literally hit all of my exact opinions on this movie- down to all of Rahim’s lines being ADRd. and you know what ?? i’d watch it again
@jolakristin2818 ай бұрын
Procrastinating sleep was a good idea - new Amanda video!
@babykittyprincess8 ай бұрын
The Pepsi cola sign is a staple in Long Island City in Queens Ny. It’s not really product placement.
@awildbagel67238 ай бұрын
Very ironic you bring up not seeing such egregious product placement since Transformers, considering Lorenzo di Bonaventura produced that too! 🙃
@TheDeadjam4218 ай бұрын
I LOVE IT! I went into it with the mindset that it’s our Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I can’t wait to see it again
@FatimaMarques08908 ай бұрын
C'mon, Dakota wasn't invested in this movie at all. She knew it was crappy but she most likely wanted to have "the superhero breakthrough" as it turns out it wasn't what she expected therefore the enthusiastic press run! And as a Mexican... What the heck is Jose Maria Yazpick doing in this movie???
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
Honestly her interviews remind me of when she faked enthusiasm for limes in that house tour video. Like it has the same energy of clearly being bullshit but also giving the viewer second hand embarrassment.
@Ashbrash19988 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised of she signed on thinking that it would be something bigger and realized too late and couldn't get out of her contract.
@FatimaMarques08908 ай бұрын
@@bigbearkat2010 Agreed
@FatimaMarques08908 ай бұрын
@@Ashbrash1998 Absolutely. And I was searching and getting out of a Hollywood contract (or any, really) it's so damn complicated and EXPENSIVE!!
@CARATMom4 ай бұрын
Thank you-because I kept asking if a NSA employee was found murdered or turned up missing wouldn’t NSA change their clearance access to the system? Or notice that their dead/missing employee was still using the system off line? And why even kill the employee?? Why couldn’t he just hack into the system with his intelligence??
@drtaverner8 ай бұрын
Sony makes the _"What If..."_ films we don't deserve.
@thislycantomboy70878 ай бұрын
me and my friends witnessed Madame Web having forgotten it was Valentine’s Day! and frankly there were a lot of highlights but leaning over to whisper “why does that actress look like **china anne mcclain”** at the exact same unison time as my pal was pretty good. someone screaming “AGAIN?!” at the second car crash into evil Spiderman also made me choke so hard i cried.
@earthiswatching8 ай бұрын
Don't think it was still a thing in 2003, but there was definitely a period where some newspapers published in the afternoon. Can't remember it happening since the 80s, but it's an alternate world.
@erinhaury57738 ай бұрын
The Daily Bugle definitely seems like the kind of rag that would still have an evening edition. 😂
@minirth.maggie8 ай бұрын
In the 80s our city had a morning paper (they got the big Sunday edition) and an evening paper. 2 separate papers. It seemed odd.
@wise_girl93888 ай бұрын
@@erinhaury5773 Let's be real if JJJ could have people cranking papers or online articles out 24/7/365(366), he would
@Erni3K8 ай бұрын
Glad to see you. So much energy for so... well, you gave us better than the film deserves.
@devegas49108 ай бұрын
It would’ve been a great idea if they would’ve confirmed that Ezekiel was really Morlun who killed the real Ezekiel and has been killing spider-people, but the three who kill him in the future were among those who teamed up and managed to stop him.
@amaamzat99136 ай бұрын
Dakota does this thing in her acting where I can’t take her seriously. I’m not sure if it’s her eyes, delivery or constant smiling but I can only see Dakota and I’m very much aware it’s acting. Love her tho😂
@shainewhite27818 ай бұрын
This movie bombed so hard, Sony has reportedly cancelled any sequels to the film.
@Gchildwarrior8 ай бұрын
It's so cute that they thought people wanted more
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
@@Gchildwarriorthey've been making this mistake for the last decade
@Gchildwarrior8 ай бұрын
Totally looking forward to El Muerto.... A complete stranger of a Spiderman villain 🤣
@jasonpeet61988 ай бұрын
Not true they're still have ideas for a sequel
@bigbearkat20108 ай бұрын
@@jasonpeet6198and I'm willing to wager not a single one of them makes it past the drawing board after the dunking the first movie has taken the last couple weeks
@OverthinkingConde8 ай бұрын
Amazing! Someone who can review a really bad movie without equating it to the End of Time. I need to come here more often
@ariannawright75868 ай бұрын
I think Amanda is trying to suggest it’s a perfect movie
@bjarmstrong48558 ай бұрын
I've seen quite a few reviews of the film but this is one of the best! Great work
@jedmosely64238 ай бұрын
“A more fun Brann Stark” lmfaooo 💀💀💀
@jedmosely64238 ай бұрын
30:09 ughh so accurate this is why I love your videos lol
@atheethmadhavan85478 ай бұрын
The best part about this movie is watching all your favourite youtubers dunk on it! Thanks Amanda
@mladenkulic4468 ай бұрын
Oh how l missed you Amanda, love your Spider-Gwen costume.
@carissaagurkis42498 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the movie a lot! The thing that pulled me out was that every scene with the bad guy in it sounded dubbed. Almost none of his lines sounds like they were recorded in person.
@rue...whenwasthis8 ай бұрын
"same day newspaper from the daily bugle?? how?" Mattie's uncle is J Jonah Jameson, that's how.
@LeeLee-nc7xj8 ай бұрын
Great review. 30:18 nailed it so I / we appreciate your sacrifice and watching it for us!
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access8 ай бұрын
I’m just wondering what the point of a spider evolving healing properties instead of, ya know, venom Like ouch, oh no, I’m all better..?
@zacharybosley19358 ай бұрын
symbiosis. It's not impossible to believe in a fantasy setting that the spiders evolved specifically to work alongside other organisms, like wolves were domesticated, or cats domesticated themselves. It would be beyond obnoxious to have a viewer bend over backwards to make sense of a world that should've been constructed by a writer deliberately, but there's enough imagination to compensate for any number of possibilities.
@valeriecomplex96858 ай бұрын
The film use to be something else. It was apparently like a terminator plot and time travel. Spider women protecting and unborn peter parker from a villian that was not Ezkeiel
@mallorycarpinski11608 ай бұрын
"You opened yourself for criticism and HERE I AMmm"😂 I almost spit out my soup!
@billyLego48558 ай бұрын
Amanda never stop being you! Love watching your reviews! 😄
@wrurzka838 ай бұрын
Reasons for picking 2003- fashion resurgence of Y2K so cool teen-relevant fashions, plot-fixes based on the early 2000's tech limitations...Ehm, that is it. That is what I got: Oh wait, cool merch based on Y2K fashions. Taa Daaaaaa