Taking Quizzes About Myself!

[@laur3n14]

"always trust your first instinct unless it's to stroke a bee" wise words there phil

[@cloudlobby7675]

i once had a dream where i stroked a giant rubber bee, yes i know im weird aha

[@lizadblizad8467]

Lauren Cosgrove I WANT TO PAT I BEE NOW😂😹😂

[@elizabethjonathan9539]

Dan is so perfect and innocent 😂😂

[@laur3n14]

Libby Jonathan dan? this is phil... and they're definitely not innocent lmao 😂

[@ahlpym]

Does that advice remind anyone else of Phil's-osophy? That's Phil as in Phil Dunphy, not Phil Lester, but still. I think that quote would fit right in.

[@_cherry_soda_]

"Dan's crotch. OK that's enough quizzing!"

[@apollo1939]

Ava Hendricks the internet is finding out

[@Jordan-ss8vw]

Ava Hendricks .

[@snailawesomecake4620]

Funny how he didn’t even look at any other possibilities of what you could’ve been. XD

[@haileigh8740]

i took it and got that ...............

[@trashedeggnog3858]

and dan got phil's glabella

[@illmakeuhowell]

"that looks like Dan's ear" am i even surprised

[@giannabarbee]

plot twist- Phil is Dan trash #1

[@squid6926]

I'm not TBH

[@user-ev1uo7sb8n]

oh my lord, i love your videos!

[@cherry-sb3cz]

+illmakeuhowell omg! I love your videos! and yeah I'm not surprised at all tbh 😂

[@mackenziehietpas2104]

I'm not

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

"Dan's crotch ... THAT'S ENOUGH QUIZZING FOR TODAAAAY" hahaha I love that

[@mackienh805]

"that's a fancy-ass cup of tea" I replayed it five times and died laughing

[@kasllovet4731]

I found my new catchphrase

[@Dela-ku8ej]

preciousnoodle same

[@gummyvoid]

sel young lol same

[@insane_girl3372]

Same

[@paige1021]

"i don't trust worms because you don't know if you're talking to their butt or their face" aha how often do you talk to worms phil you're so cute

[@swethap2965]

Paige dp that's what I thought XD

[@the_archives597]

Paige dp Pli Lester revealed!!

[@cordeliax8972]

dan and phil also when he said he could grab moths it was so sweet bc he must have had to be able to do that for dan

[@anonymousshithead7423]

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to give you an appreciation note. Thank you for using the right 'there' "there"? Sorry I don't know what punctuation to use for that thing. Anyway, thank you.

[@paige1021]

Ana M thanks!:)) it bothers me when people use the wrong ones so i always make sure i use the right ones haha

[@bluesea8379]

I love how both Dan and Phil ended the episode because of Dans crotch xD

[@itzdaren7851]

Blue Sea army? Yay!

[@bluesea8379]

@@itzdaren7851 yes haha💜

[@itzdaren7851]

Blue Sea i purple you 💜

[@tobe3193]

"I'm actually wearing pants down below " or whatever he said Meanwhile Dan: "I'm actually not wearing pants"

[@spaceboyspencer7897]

I always forget that pants mean underwear in the UK

[@rosiejones1873]

Waste Of Space he said in the description he meant the American version

[@spaceboyspencer7897]

Rosie Jones Well that's a disappointment

[@rosiejones1873]

Waste Of Space true

[@Trustinss]

beana dan wasn’t wearing pants but Phil was in the same room in the start 😂

[@uggievin]

i like how phil confirms that hes wearing pants and in dans quiz video he tells everyone hes not

[@laynebottom5123]

Gabrielle Melendez lol I thought the same thing

[@JasonAlGhulTodd]

how can you remember that

[@justacasualigotarmy-l2914]

"Philling out online quizzes" I cant be the only one who heard that when he said it.

[@marithekitty]

nah, I saw other comments like this lol it's funny

[@lessieqwq]

I can't help but notice that ur profile picture is very interesting to me, and by that i mean, I LOVE IT OMG

[@justacasualigotarmy-l2914]

Celeste the Skeleton TYSM I LOVE YOURS TOO *random loud noises*

[@lessieqwq]

The_ Fangirl Commenter XDDD *fangirls out of shot*

[@justacasualigotarmy-l2914]

Celeste the Skeleton T-T-T-T-THATS ALL FOLKS. pfffft lmao

[@myahxochitl9392]

*Gets 75%* Phil: wHatS tHe oThEr 15%?!

[@lildrumermadi3965]

Myah Stohel ...and the other 10, phil? hahah

[@nessadenessa9288]

mAtHemATics

[@foxisfear4592]

So if he's 75% Phil and 15% Hobnob that leaves him 10% Norman :P

[@missyloveler6130]

Oh I wondered what was wrong with that but now I get it

[@lauren851]

always go with your first instinct, unless it's to stroke a bee ADVICE WITH PHIL EVERYONE

[@isabellamontgomery8478]

Lauren p r o t i p✨

[@ace-of-space2004]

Lauren and other sentences by Phil Lester

[@beebupp]

Nikita Lotlikar DANG IT YOU BEAT ME

[@flyingtoad1370]

I literally tried to stroke a bee when I was a kid

[@pidgeon-brained]

I consistently pet bees because I do not fear them

[@K0DK0D]

The way he said 'yass' _yass_

[@EntomomorphicEntity]

"always trust your first instinct unless it's to stroke a bee" *nervous laughter* *has actually stroked a bee*

[@nikolasedlackova8468]

i stroked a wasp...

[@beebupp]

Nick Seedel how are you still alive

[@heenanii6580]

I've carried a bee out of my room once..

[@nikolasedlackova8468]

@@beebupp i don't wanna know

[@roscurro]

Back in summer camp I would paralyze flies and put one on each finger and pet them... Obviously I was absolutely loved at camp.

[@annafromhsm]

Phanic! At The Disco: "Yeah Phil, go to that disco.. When you were twelve.."

[@sa-ww4mm]

*thinking of which song to phangirl over* ok I'm just gonna get this off my chest tHIS IS GOSPELLLL FOR THE FALLEN ONESSS LOCKED AWAY IN PERMANENT SLUMBER

[@alien-zk7ps]

OOHHHH OH OH

[@kirstielynnx3]

this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart

[@jinhope2biasedweirdo860]

I'm honestly dead inside now XD

[@psiikj4k]

+콜린스제시카 kpop fan?

[@harleys_chemical_disco9455]

"What's the other 15%?!" well Phil honey, i think we can confidently say it's not math.

[@ameliagrabanski8064]

I DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT DAN HOWELL BRB CRAFTING

[@wildwoman9314]

ikr

[@squid6926]

I fell off my bed when he said that

[@gooey391]

Ikr, I had to pause the video to process it and then I crafted tears of joy, so cute.

[@itreallydobelikethatsometi2168]

IKR IM LITERALLY CRAFTING SO HARD

[@pogu7710]

sAMe

[@rosieferris4244]

'I'm really tempted by Goose' OMG DAPGOOSE PHIL PREDICTED IT

[@Ivy-dj6rz]

Rosie Ferris ohhhh omg

[@emilyhenry8269]

phil's "yas' is my new favorite thing

[@crysg7793]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMF

[@emilyhenry8269]

Help Me To Insanity SAME OMG

[@emilyhenry8269]

Help Me To Insanity IM GLAD IM NOT ALONE (';

[@pikamandergamingmcandmore6784]

sAmE

[@pikamandergamingmcandmore6784]

phil's yas is my aesthetic

[@ceciliabetancourt3030]

*PHIL*ing out quizzes SORRY I HAD TO

[@nyx2199]

chico the puppo ... DO NOT APOLOGIZE

[@asdfghjkate6043]

I NOTICED TOO! XD

[@labibaaahmed4234]

Stop

[@beebupp]

HE MISSED A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR A VIDEO TITLE

[@stankytanky69]

I would dislike as a joke, but nvm

[@TwentyPaphonies]

The fact that he knows what Dan's ear looks like XD

[@princeissacthefabulous9476]

Yes

[@juliastamerra]

He lives with him of course he does?

[@amandaf8561]

i think i know dans ear and phil's his best friend and flat mate

[@highcolorz]

|-/

[@sophie-ho2br]

+AmazingPhiI . i never achully belive tht

[@lilames5800]

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS ANGEL OMG

[@whytho9728]

IKR I have an actual heart attack whenever he uploads a video (Btw I love your vids they bring me to tears)

[@irethcoisss]

I feel you

[@boredinahouseandiminahouse6500]

R.i.P House plant -2016

[@toxiphilia]

He's too pure for us ಥ﹏ಥ

[@sopitaa783]

OMG!! I love your videos.

[@unsafestimboard]

Someone make a 10 hour loop of Phil saying "YAS" thank you

[@OHTV2016]

Lol

[@kelceebell]

Hey Eliza! Have you been to Dil's house lately????

[@roro-oc4wm]

same

[@chyreaisasmolbean8675]

YES PLEASE

[@orbitonces]

First YAS!! Second Eliza what are you doing here!!!

[@goldfishrule1990]

Phil:I can catch a moth with my bare hands *cut to the video where phil was trying to catch a moth and it kept flying away and he kept squealing *

[@theresat1776]

Katie Cat Plays which video was that

[@natashawinchester2288]

Which video was this?😂

[@kabazinga]

theresa tenn Phil Lester vs praying mantis on lessamazingphil

[@kabazinga]

Natasha Winchester Phil Lester vs praying mantis on lessamazingphil

[@bikeypocter]

I'm rooting for you little house plant

[@slimereactions7354]

Mika Moraleja funny

[@shelah2300]

Mika Moraleja in love with your profile pic ❤percy❤

[@rachel7196]

Plant is the other 15% of him I'm convinced

[@itsmeiguess6311]

The most British sentence I've ever heard from Phil: "That's a fancy ass cup of tea!"

[@samanthaharner8079]

OMG I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE HERD THIS!

[@nicodifictional540]

how about "I'm gonna pick the Queen. the Queen is awesome."

[@sugarysweetbabea]

Night Owl what one

[@madison760]

True

[@yongsu6965]

Angelic-Demon Kidd Watch the first badger simulator it's a rare piece of art

[@llama__corner1853]

when phil said yas I died

[@jayceecatherine7700]

Llama Corner sameeeeeeeeee

[@guinnypiggy394]

Llama Corner Omg Same♥♡♥

[@devwhite5412]

MoraGryffin TRU!!!

[@isaacahern3660]

i have it as my ringtone uwu

[@lucyhale3954]

I love how, when Dan did the last quiz he refused to choose between them and Phil just chose himself without a thought... Says a lot about their friendship

[@whytho8856]

xD

[@tabascosauce3168]

"friendship"

[@andreastanley5948]

Lucy Hale OH SHOOT

[@plutoandpolaris]

What conclusion are you coming to here? That Phil's self absorbed? That Dan values their friendship more? I'm not exactly sure what that proves about the friendship itself.

[@mars7609]

Lucy Hale I’m confused now.

[@chloeisnot0nfire16]

philling out online quizzes *leaves in shame*

[@thebanterloon6450]

Did you just-

[@chloeisnot0nfire16]

I just Realised like everyone has already made that joke like 26274747385940 times 🙁my jokes are shìī posts and memes with no originality:( don't trust a perfect person and don't trust a song that's flawless |-/

[@alliemurillo6871]

*slow clap*

[@heylili1799]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 |-/

[@Equetix]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 I literally saw this when he said it. I know a lot of people say this but I'm really freaked out right now xD

[@miahemming]

*'Im 75% phil lester! Where's the other 15%?!'* *Me: So you only want to be 90% yourself???*

[@miahemming]

Balldric *It does. 75 ADD 15 IS 90!!*

[@stephaniandtheyeesusfam101]

I just realized that lol

[@jari_8708]

He realized his mistake and if you look closely you see **25*

[@miahemming]

Balldric *He accidentally said 15% instead of 25% so I said that he only whats to be 90% himself* *EDIT: adding himself in.*

[@bunnyb4by927]

The other 10% is dan

[@alizei615]

i love how phil said "I'm not gonna show you my feet" as if he knew we'd ask lmaoo

[@miyatheangel1897]

he knows us

[@highcolorz]

|-/

[@kateisnotonfire6745]

he's watching us

[@dvxlia]

+Flowersandmoonsag |-/

[@nicolettepolifonte7516]

He knows us too well

[@kay-412]

THAT DANCING THING IS PHIL?????

[@katculbertson2444]

I really want to be a troll and say yes, but alas, that's just a running joke. It's actually a news anchor from Omaha.

[@zarieana4127]

No but i know that an angel bean can fool us easily

[@guso.2587]

I wanna say yes.. But sadly no.

[@philseyelash6985]

I KNOW?! I THOUGHT IT WAS DAN!

[@mayahjohnson6289]

Kat Culbertson from O M A H A you say? is it andrew rannells? (sorry if you don’t get that it’s not that funny)

[@bloomingfaith7849]

"Always go with your instincts. Unless it's to stroke a bee" - Phil Lester. Ladies and Gentlemen Ive found my senior quote

[@Memyselfbrenda]

lol yes

[@egriffiths2773]

I stroked a bee once

[@lexie7268]

+Me, Myself and I I love your profile pic!

[@gabriella-zr9bg]

Blooming Faith omg yes

[@johannamannerkorpi988]

bees are nice wasps are bitches

[@malenehopland3882]

PHILling out online quizzes ill show myself out

[@AmazingPhil]

now that would have been a better title

[@morganjohnson3238]

PHIL IM CRAFTING RN

[@nilcosmo8183]

+AmazingPhil this is more direct I think

[@bella-bl3mp]

PHIL!

[@robinaah1176]

haha omg

[@17otpsandcounting6]

3:59 PHIL: " Fancy ass cup of tea" Phandom: WHaT Did hE JUsT SaY!!?!?!

[@loganscott4891]

17 otps and Counting literally me

[@abbiesweeney7298]

17 otps and Counting hE'S TOO INNOCENT

[@jellyweend]

17 otps and Counting Same

[@skiesyellow4519]

Assign the voice that Dan did in 'How to survive exams' where he said "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!" and it'll be perfect xD

[@guinnypiggy394]

17 otps and Counting Same!

[@kait127]

“ That’s a fancy ass cup of tea” Same

[@ciara2106]

When I get text notifications I want Phil saying 'YAS' to play

[@memesislife7826]

Wat the frick frack frick did you do do Beebo's forehead excuse me lmao

[@aurorasandsadprose3977]

yoUr PiCTURE I'M CRYING LMAO

[@madalenapancracio918]

whAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN YOUR PIC I'M DYING

[@gracecarrolyn4493]

YES THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT

[@gracecarrolyn4493]

I'm actually in the process of changing my notification sound to that rn

[@TiffanyRae]

"That is a fancy ass cup of tea!" XD

[@wildwoman9314]

ikr

[@georgiamersh124]

I want Phil saying 'YAS' at 5:51 to be my ringtone

[@libbydoswell4321]

SOME ONE MAKE THAT HAPPEN

[@TheHunterPaige]

I'll try to make it happen

[@smlpilot6210]

+Hunter Paige yas pls inform us if u already did

[@kinklord6954]

+hunter paige YOU ARE MY LORD AND SAVIOR

[@TheHunterPaige]

Guys gimme a minute cuz my computer is updating -.- ugh

[@katiephipps8356]

HIS JOHNLOCK POSTER.

[@zsters3216]

Katie Phipps I just got into Sherlock and I ship johnlock so much

[@fallingstars5683]

i'm not mad. just disappointed.

[@feminazi2542]

"Fancy- A S S cup of tea" Im calling your mum phil you are in trouble

[@yesindeed7800]

Cyndicl its not a swear word in england

[@emilycacio7412]

Cyndicl Stop making a big deal. Also, never go to America. You will hear "Ass" all the time, although it's a bad word in the US

[@aimeecarpenter7200]

Cyndicl lol

[@Jessiemae19]

Elizabeth Slays :} they were kidding 😂

[@zer0standards936]

I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE TO MAKE SURE I HEARD HIM CORRECTLY

[@amberkeable3159]

Philling out online quizzez

[@madelinestead6337]

o

[@sharongair8958]

o

[@ahlissah]

im phil of regret after reading the comments that didn't work oh well

[@stephanieulloa4471]

that was so phunny

[@india4241]

😂

[@lexi2523]

when you've already taken all these quizzes

[@aiyunagriffin9035]

Same. I laughed because on the first quiz my percentage was higher than his!

[@daniellematerbeck8723]

Yup and when he went on quotev I died 😂

[@fartgoespsst]

lol:) ikr

[@et2547]

Same

[@sarinnag9384]

same haha

[@sammanthastarkey3600]

Phil:"THATS A NICE ASS CUP OF TEA" me:PHILLIP MICHALE LESTER LAUNGAGE

[@lilypad9741]

Sammantha Starkey ikr he never swears

[@mychemicalblackveilbrides5970]

i forgot about this until dan uploaded his and i'm just... i love life

[@winguspeen1937]

love your username

[@abbielovesbutter6229]

"I don't normally smile when I go outside" Same XD

[@horvatheniko288]

Voo9

[@kenzieloomis9868]

I feel blessed

[@lmo1577]

*phil blessed

[@dianacaballero1866]

did you just....

[@miabarrell1232]

Wait......YOU WENT FOR A WALK!?!??!

[@jemimam7327]

Phil goes outside. New movie for 2018

[@soap_waters]

I was actually so surprised when he said that. Like, Phil... outside? Nah.

[@justjaein]

"That's a fancy ass cup of tea" me

[@Yes-th9rw]

same 😂 I'm drinking Earl Grey at the moment too 😂😂😂

[@ashlynnparker5809]

😭

[@mewtm6799]

MY PHILLY SAID ASS!!! OMG!! NOOOO! HIS INNOCENCE!! WHAT HAS BECOME OF IT?

[@maddibradshaw2893]

I laughed my butt off also I see a wild Grell in the comments

[@genuinelyparis7831]

I want a tshirt that says this

[@themilkfic9996]

"That's a fancy ass tea" WHAT DID HE SAY

[@luckpup2766]

Did he just say...Yay?

[@Nofacejeong]

But Levi, tea is fancy, you should know that.

[@mya1991]

Levi Ackerman it's fine people change

[@jessw3419]

Did he just say... A?????

[@ray-ray5163]

a lot of people don't consider ass a swear, especially in Britain! :D

[@viktoriekafkova7175]

I got all the hair questions right, why am I so good at this?? like I KNOW THEM BETTER THAN PHIL FUCKING LESTER DOES WHO EVEN AM I WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE WHY

[@xiiiveer]

sAME

[@alicekez7604]

I read it in Dan's voice for some reason XD

[@amayadesersa5981]

I got them all right too 😂😂

[@coffeeboy8847]

haha me too

[@karlimaria2936]

Same mate, same

[@user-tx6ie3yk1g]

R.I.P Phil's house plant. You will be missed. After, his plant joined the Green Parade. OK. The MCR stuff was _too soon_

[@philtrashno2]

*Sobbing while hearing G note in the distance*

[@nadanopenuhuh]

*quietly laughs in the distance*

[@thatsliterallyme3080]

*laughs in december 20th 2019*

[@lucy-lf5iy]

Getting a Phil video after me stressing about my History assessment is real great :D

[@mariamorris7135]

I feel ya

[@trentofmedia152]

Getting a Phil video after not giving a crap about school because I don't have school today is great

[@BlazeDupree1525]

if your having trouble with history watch Hetalia it puts a comedic spin on history plus Yaoi

[@danslegs1451]

Oh no you just reminded me that I start school in 10 days Noooooo

[@danslegs1451]

+Miryana Micallef summer is over 😭

[@ghostlydrawn7834]

"Phil never swears" branding needs to go now

[@ghostlydrawn7834]

plz phandom i know we can do it with determination

[@pennypenny6714]

"determination" dead to me

[@charlottekomar]

as soon as he said goddamn i was like fuck now all the comments are going to be 'OMG PHIL SAID A BAD WORD OUR INNOCENT LITTLE CUPCAKE WHY' like... chill y'all he's a fully grown man lmao

[@sarafauna3117]

Dantermination.

[@pennypenny6714]

Karma Shadows omg at least censor ur coments im colling da ajhw1111!1!!!11

[@myartistheweapon5519]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISON YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE

[@winteroracle5921]

AHHHHHH MCR!!! THE BANDOM IS EVERYWHERE!!!

[@this-aint-no-party]

yas

[@olivesneggs2251]

💕

[@itisnotsree]

MCR

[@mlpprincess1234]

MCRMY

[@littlebrowngorl8299]

Phil: "Lion or Llama? Lion.... Coffee or Tea? THAT'S A FANCY ASS CUP OF TEA! If you're gonna give me a tea, shove a lemon on the side!" I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂

[@maxx-qy1pv]

HE SAID DAMN *AND* ASS IN THIS VIDEO I AM LIVING

[@maxx-qy1pv]

THIS VIDOE IS SO GREAT I FEEL LIKE DAN HAD INFLUENCED HIM SO MUCH THOUGH LMAO

[@deftd0ll99]

im proud

[@420phanit6]

well seeing as damn and ass are the most mild "cuss words" (if you could even call them that) and also he's a grown ass man, its not like he never swears (and im talking more foul language like most adults)

[@phanwichlove9794]

+revokedMaxx when

[@marzbarz7021]

Calm down. Yes we are all aware Phil is an adult but he doesn't swear ON CAMERA which is why people care so much when he does. And before everyone goes all "if you can't handle this get off the internet" most of us watch a ton of other KZbinrs that swear a lot. We're just not used to Phil swearing.

[@mozzy4233]

"That's a fancy-ass cup of tea" Honestly it's so cute to hear your swear.

[@mozzy4233]

*you

[@imvalramos]

I didn't even realise!

[@myaweil9701]

HE ALSO SAID GODDAMN IM STILL SHOOK

[@cherry-sb3cz]

+Mya Weil wait when I didn't realize!

[@humaiya1]

remember when he said shit while playing Shelter

[@srahbby]

The first second is my favorite because look how happy he is His whole face is lit up and his eyes are bright and his smile it wide and gAAAH

[@weregirl57thisamazingfanis33]

I 😍😍😍💗💗💗💗 your name

[@srahbby]

weregirl57 thisamazingfanisnotonfire Thnks :)

[@sydneymaddon6079]

Is that necessary? Bøøks didn't do anything but make a comment on this video and nothing in the comment was cringie.

[@jrgen8339]

Sydy M. Her name is enough. And the fact shes fangirling over someone elses emotions like its her life is pretty cringe.

[@kiryia835]

Why is it cringy to feel happy about someone feeling happy? duh -.- it's a nice thing and you don't even know Bøøks' life so dont assume they are something without knowing thanks

[@sunshneshae]

Dan or Phil should react to vine edits of them

[@meilzonwheelz35]

Is it just me or does Phil look especially good

[@thaovu5892]

is it just me or does your pfp look especially good

[@meilzonwheelz35]

Yoosung Kim why thank you

[@kokirii_ko1078]

StitchPum7 dOn'T cry, CrAfT! (I'm sorry, I had to say it.)

[@michaelwannabexd3860]

Your profile pic xDDD

[@elyssaatthedisco1095]

Yeah Phil go to that disco when you were twelve, and don't stay home and... panic

[@rishoulddie8377]

you little... swear word

[@xxB4J4BL4STxx]

Elyssa At The Disco ...go to the disco and panic...PANIC AT THE DISCO

[@sven118]

Elyssa At The Disco Oh my urie 😂

[@kankrivantas8185]

Elyssa At The Disco YASSSS

[@phanicatshanesdisco8768]

Elyssa At The Disco I WAS AT THIS EXACT PART WHEJ I READ YOUR COMMENT

[@corndogmaster9858]

i love how he added the little scorpion in the left

[@nadinesimplicio7430]

Yas

[@zai91b]

yess

[@aichababe7792]

scared the fucc out of me

[@sodig325]

I feel like I've betrayed Phil; I had to take a break from the video to take my cat out of the freezer.

[@mac5895]

Should I be confused by this?

[@markjacobs3898]

WOT?

[@meghannc3583]

I really need some context here

[@aryn1999]

u wot m8?

[@philtrashno2]

Please continue

[@katelynnabernathy3815]

Phil: "That piece of hair looks very straight" Me: oh, so it's neither of them

[@elizabethrutledge9123]

thank you for this comment

[@katelynnabernathy3815]

Masako Haru You're welcome

[@lexie7268]

ugh not more Dan x Phil shippers :(

[@elizabethrutledge9123]

(that's when you talk down to people)

[@limnpeach9640]

oh my god thANK yu

[@jessicabradley9229]

On the first quiz you got 75% and you said "what about the other 15%"and I'm like "what about the other 10%"😂😂😂

[@eminebaert2568]

Jessica Bradley ya indeed 😂

[@mwauramwangi2408]

Jessica Bradley if he is himself...how did he get a 75

[@marianaanastasiei3519]

Robert Mwangi too much Dan action *cough*

[@meganross5041]

"You are 75% Phil!" That's because Dan makes up the other 25% ;)

[@bnatrual]

yas

[@meganross5041]

***** But 75% add 15% is only 90% xD Phil made a mistake with his adding haha.

[@unicorn-co2xm]

...YASSSS MY LIFE IS A MESS AND IM CRAFTING AND BEGGING DAN TO JUST SAY IT ALREADY AHHHHH help

[@meganross5041]

thnksfrthryn OMG! Lmao, but our name is quite common, no offence to you... Or me i suppose hahah

[@meganross5041]

+thnksfrthryn Me neither! xD

[@fangirlingalittletoohard9239]

PHIL HAS A JOHNLOCK POSTER WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW 😱

[@kalimaridari6109]

"always go with your first instinct" said a member of team mystic

[@gardeninthevoid]

Ikr he's instinct af ;-;

[@gabsbarbieri]

he's so like instinct why is he even on mystic

[@someonessidechannel1485]

blame dan

[@TheWRTP]

even Dan says he should be instinct lmao

[@Wink-182]

I'm on instinct, Phil should join me

[@feminazi2542]

5:51 the way phil says yas im actually dying help me

[@zaiewolf7876]

+Fabulous Fan Yaaaasss 😁 when i heard it, i thought the same thing

[@feminazi2542]

***** too ironic

[@Glaycier]

He said Dan's Crotch. I cant.

[@Glaycier]

Also... Whats a hobnob? Im sorry I dont live. I death.

[@marithekitty]

hobnob is british biscuits

[@alyssativey8222]

+TheDogTamers they're sold in America too actually. My family buys them every Christmas to go in stockings.

[@thequirkygirl9063]

Hobnobs are the same as American digestives, basically. Literally. Made by the same company and everything

[@Glaycier]

Thanks for the explanation guys. Lol now im gonna go look for hobnobs in the store.

[@rosalyntiangco3021]

i love how Dan chose “i would refuse to choose” for the body parts but phil went “lol bye sorry Phil 100%”

[@matisserz]

AHHHH MY bEsT FriEnD DaN HoWelL NO IM NOT CRYING

[@matisserz]

Also 100-75 is 25 phil wtf

[@jessicacate1607]

you aren't crying you are crafting

[@waningibbous]

+RainbowKassa- Minecraft and More! DoNt CrY CRAFT!

[@sebastiansoto4989]

hey man

[@B4BYST4RC4NDY]

#FriendZoned

[@punkybruster7218]

did anyone else saw the little scorpion in the left corner

[@AmazingPhil]

wait what

[@spookyskelebros9342]

wAIT WHAT

[@daughterofyakub]

same Phil

[@leesaysstuff]

Hi Phil!!

[@gabrielle909]

Good luck +Amazing Phil

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

When he said Filling out online quizzes, I thought he said Philing out pnline quizzes.

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

*online

[@milkandhoney4421]

XD

[@scarletttime8774]

Joanna D. lol

[@sofiakoutouras]

Joanna D. Same though

[@princephilip7438]

Oddly enough, glabella sounds lovely when you say it. Give my condolences to Dan.

[@Cami-fw4hd]

What do you not leave home without? *Phil picks my bestfren Dan Howell*DiEs

[@ferny3854]

sAME |-/

[@weregirl57thisamazingfanis33]

I know right!

[@claireelizabeth490]

TYJO |-/

[@waningibbous]

I died tooooooooooo

[@saponifymeda]

SAMEEE |-/

[@caitlynguthrie]

3:57 "Thats a fancy ass cup of tea" -Phil Lester 2016

[@caitlynguthrie]

and at 7:01 we all know that he is being a rebel to youtubes new rules😂

[@elijelibeli6282]

+Caitlyn Guthrie That little rebel smol bean

[@peachiequeen3897]

The "whose hair is this" quiz reminded me of that one episode of Pokemon where they took that class Q. What Pokemon does this completely round shadow belong to? Guesses: Voltorb, Electrode, etc. A. a Jigglypuff from above

[@Iainstressin]

Yup

[@stephborsellino4933]

i love your profile pic!!!

[@jilladele935]

U

[@lysandercorbin981]

V

[@nagywywy]

In the 3D Pokédex for the 3DS, they make you do that kind of quizzes. You have to guess their silhouette from above, from the side, even from under...

[@ayeehalo7695]

PHILing out online quizzes about Phil!

[@underscoreriver]

*sarcastically claps hand*

[@felicia9199]

Ayee Halo AYEEEE

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Ayee Halo omg stop

[@julianag1762]

more like PHIL-ing out quizzes amiright?!?!?!

[@esmevuti]

wooow nice one

[@marzbarz7021]

Phunny

[@cordeliaseiver6830]

Dannit

[@calvinmest1178]

that joke is so fringey

[@boringbailey10]

Lolz.

[@ashlynnparker5809]

I love the way he say yas

[@hikomi9178]

#GivesMeLifw

[@Em-dl8jv]

Omg i want to make that into my ringtone for text messages

[@erinsquest406]

yaas

[@blobstho3416]

OMG I AGREE

[@that_one_doggo8391]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[@spacekid7009]

"I mean I did hide my johnlock poster before filming this, but I'm not gonna say it takes over my life..." //same/

[@charlotteconnelly6623]

yes i was worried no one else had commented about that

[@riaiyer_]

space kid * i

[@vph1r819]

almost 3 years later and i've only just realised he mentioned johnlock lmaoo i was obsessed with that ship after watching bbc's sherlock it was a strange time in my life wow

[@howtoSmile101]

PHIL!!! Dilute some milk with water and give it to your plant, about 1/8 cup milk with 1/4 water and give the plant about 1/8 cup per 3 hours( roughly) Do this for 2 days, with a day of rest for it. Should help!

[@hannaht8080]

Please like that comment so he can see it

[@sylvia2109]

everyone like this comment

[@ngumimi.mp4]

+

[@cyncyncy]

How about can you help me, my plant is already dead but I want it to live again :(

[@howtoSmile101]

Depends on how much of the plant as died, but meat juices work wonders as well as the milk trick. Plants actually like blood and bones. Just don't put raw meat juice on the plant if you plan on eating parts of it. Don't over-water it. The soil should be damp but not soaking.

[@niamh0718]

Yes Philly 100-75= 15%

[@adikumar6536]

Use a calculator.

[@chocobunny76]

StayFrosty they were just saying what Phil said and knew it was incorrect

[@nicoler6227]

there was literally an ad for chocolate butter before the video. CHOCOLATE FRICKEN BUTTER, GUYS!

[@nicoler6227]

gianna LEWIS ROAD CREAMERY IN NEW ZEALAND

[@ErinWantsToWrite]

WHAT I WANT SOME

[@nicoler6227]

goo.gl/images/uDD6qM BEHOLD

[@Pluutt0nium]

Nicole Russek WHAT?? GIVE ME!!!!!

[@noodlevod]

Nicole Russek omg I laughed so hard at this😹😹😹😹

[@lauren851]

phil: you don't know if you're talking to their butt or their face should I be surprised that Phil Lester talks to worms

[@simplyyselena]

u shouldn’t be surprised tbh

[@charlotter.8]

i got discharged from the hospital today and this was such a nice surprise! I was in so much pain after the surgery, but your videos always seem make everything so much brighter. Thank you! :)

[@ajaxxed5898]

same

[@elizaholder7734]

Aww cool, I was watching this IN hospital! Yay! Twins! ;)

[@elizaholder7734]

Aww, you're a sweetheart. Thank you. Not so much better, but I am out of hospital which is great!

[@NA-fz5sd]

Hope you are fully better now.

[@zindoe]

What i learned today from Phil: 75 + 15 = 100 😅

[@AmazingPhil]

SHHH

[@peyponch3254]

whelp

[@emmagutierrez7002]

HI PHIL ILY

[@bbsddg]

congrats omggg

[@kateglysing1006]

phil replied!!

[@katstar4551]

Would you choose Dan or Phil? Phil in his video: Obviously Phil Dan in his video: Would I cease to exist? Would Phil just die? I refuse to choose

[@queltelo6493]

0:08 there's a scorpion behind phil on the left you're welcome

[@queltelo6493]

yep i know

[@yeehaw8016]

Haha

[@hhgreggfan]

I FEEL LIKE THE PHANDOM JUST GOT EXPOSED IM CRINGING SAVE HIM

[@user-zq5uz9cy3u]

what?

[@stanloona4598]

????

[@philtrash2173]

??

[@hhgreggfan]

Athena Holmes-Watson Quartz Lester-Howell the quizzes he chose were so weird i just wanted to show him the okay ones the entire time ://

[@tinah.5441]

what??

[@snekings5778]

What I'm excited for in the past few months Thanksgiving Spooky week Halloween baking Halloween PINOF 8 Christmas

[@wormdemon]

sAme. Oh, and Channukkah

[@luneaurelie]

lol same tbh

[@lilywalker8009]

Relatable

[@distantsaturn]

Spooky week!!!!!!!

[@CatalinaVoinea]

past few months? i think you mean.... future months or upcoming months

[@dagiantratt6134]

My friend went to see you in Australia and I reckon it was one of the best days of her life, so thank you so much!

[@neverupload2802]

I just need to say, you're so adorable! Keep up the amazing work. I love your personality ❤️

[@user-ms8od3jl8m]

I second that 🙃

[@jace5002]

+Eve Peters third

[@neverupload2802]

+Eve Peters OH YES

[@sanixx3717]

He'll always be amazing.. Ok let me just go.

[@cherry-sb3cz]

+Sanixøx lol I love this comment

[@deannasobczyk4501]

If this becomes a big KZbin thing and he doesn't get credit again I'm going to cry

[@aiyunagriffin9035]

same😢😢😢😢😢😥😥😥😥😥😥

[@yuka_aia5230]

there are already a hundred youtube vids doing this, he didn't invent this though

[@irethcoisss]

should I say it... d-don't... cry... .... ............

[@panicatthephandom6036]

CRAFT!

[@apigeon3352]

Don't cry, Craft!

[@noellel4510]

IM SO HAPPY KNOWING THAT PHIL IS THE DANCING PUMPKIN MAN

[@nicoleferris5526]

He's not fam

[@chloe-pc2vx]

T'was sadly a joke

[@laurenjefferson9323]

He's not, but he is at heart❤️😂

[@cweestal7502]

I love your profile picture 😏🔥

[@chloe-pc2vx]

Crystal Grier HELLO CLIQUE MEMEBER (that was intentional) I-/

[@Mxchelle]

"75%?! Whats the other 15?!" ... 75+15=90

[@unoriginalusername1522]

Michelle Ponce I was gonna make a joke about 10 percent being Dan, but that would either be very dirty or not make sense

[@puffa2000]

Dan needs to do this!!!!

[@catherinetait9886]

YES!!!

[@ms10089]

YES

[@kikiipb]

Yessssssss!