A Week in the Life of Dan and Phil!

[@nukihowlter5600]

"Please be gentle with the handcuffs, I have sensitive skin." Honestly I'm so used to this shit from them by now that it doesn't even phase me.

[@KD-oh3gx]

He protec He attac but most importantly He selects a set floor in *Hi-Gloss* *Black*

[@TheGuavaArtist]

blac

[@KD-oh3gx]

You are so right. Thank you for the correction.

[@ylva5772]

this comment was the highlight of my life

[@brxe_]

CongratS

[@brie]

OOF CONGRATS!

[@Razbeariez]

I like how they went from first tour "EVERYTHING must be SECRET," to second tour "Lol here's exactly what the show is going to be."

[@madyysmile]

Brynley Louise YES

[@Trustinss]

Brynley Louise it’s probs because every different day was diffirent

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

@@Trustinss was it though? I've heard it wasn't that different

[@Trustinss]

Nuraili De Paepe well yes of course some things were planned but things that involved the audience were different 😊

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

@@Trustinss yeah I know now I finally watched the dvd yesterday and the version with their commentary over it

[@amymitman173]

shoutout to all my formless blobs out there.

[@eigroegllehctim6109]

heck yes lads

[@maddie-ur6ig]

Hell yeah

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

Yessss

[@realpauldano]

rise up

[@irelandaintreal2945]

rise up lads

[@JustaPhan]

Dan's reaction when Phil electricuted him the second time was priceless!

[@DevinSumer]

PHIL‘S HAIR UGH MY HEART

[@sweentnsour8824]

Devin Sumer he’s grown up

[@LizzeBanana]

Devin Sumer MY HEART ACHES

[@LizzeBanana]

Sweent n sour so what?? he’s still our pure smol bean

[@JustaPhan]

Everyone's saying they look like snaccs but honestly 2018 Dan and Phil are whole frickin meals

[@philtrashno2]

So close to 100 frickin likes in 2 hours lol

[@YapperRapperXD]

Reese's Masterpieces same

[@philtrashno2]

Scratch that, 30 freaking minutes.

[@willow1221]

You sound like Morgan(friend of Shane Dawson).

[@AS-xe5rs]

WRONG- they look like a whole restaurant

[@mychemicalemotions]

"Just used 8 of my 9 lives there." It's confined guys; Dans fursona is a cat, and we stan that.

[@mychemicalemotions]

@Beaker Why?

[@davidgilmoursnostril11]

legalise catboys

[@Carina5707]

Is it weird that my favorite part was your crew being completely emotionless and staring into the distance as you vlogged in front of them lmao

[@thegirlinthetealconverses4828]

lol

[@longlivelester7477]

Yep

[@izzy1221]

‘A week’ Video is only 18 mins long. *Where do the lies end?* I was promised 10080 mins of content. I demand it.

[@charliewegner]

Isagail mooooOOOOOOD

[@amandafriedrice1568]

same

[@happyatlast4146]

The 8 hours of watching them sleep, prime content right there 👌

[@tyrawallberg9672]

these lies

[@liahc0re]

Of course you did the math for that joke

[@Anna-zz5fq]

“Go on. Do some yoga, Phil.” “Oi, I’ve already done enough yoga with YOU.” *absolutely savage*

[@tivolilarsen509]

he says On you

[@kierawagler247]

I stopped watching Dan and Phil after the hiatus, but since Dan’s video, I’ve been getting back into them. This isn’t the end, it’s just the beginning.

[@sophief.185]

Same!

[@WhoopieThoopie]

Me too! I'm like terrified they won't come back from the hiatus so now I'm just consuming as much d&p content as I can.

[@oopsy-daisy]

Kiera Wagler They’ll be back! ☺️ They’re taking breaks

[@tealkerberus748]

A new chapter of their lives. I am eager to continue reading.

[@dan5721]

And then he disappeared again....

[@clarissas9811]

PHIL LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT HAIR YES

[@giliyaarendofera3344]

Clarissa S And sunglasses

[@aggy_28]

Clarissa S OMG I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS!!! 💛💛💛💛💛

[@nemod.7610]

Show me that quiffussy

[@TheGoose03]

*pLeASe Be GEntLe wITH tHe HaNDcuFfS, I hAvE SENsiTiVE sKIn*

[@thornycartier]

Brinley W. *Calls the police*

[@imactuallyally4373]

Im scared

[@allysonmullins6305]

*Distantly claps*

[@chanyah3411]

I just commented this and then scrolled down and saw this 😂

[@Spiderzkullz]

Brinley W. dat good bdsm

[@zoha9910]

"please be gentle with the handcuffs, I have sensitive skin" *I'm having a mental breakdown already and the tour hasn't even started*

[@cadencebartels6380]

s a m e

[@jeaniemarquez6263]

i can’t watch them together now without literally crying after yesterday

[@taneza1989]

I’m going on a marathon. I fell out of interest with Dan and Phil, but I’m starting to love them even more.

[@rowanatkinsonn]

Lili Tañeza omygod me too!! im planning to do a marathon bc i never really got to be a stan when i first dabbled in the fandom

[@7ferrisarcade7]

Why what happened?! I missed out on the news

[@paigeb.2445]

literally me

[@emilyc4724]

I just love them even more now

[@Talliwa123]

Phil's new haircut suits him well. Very dashing and age-appropriate.

[@jeenni]

Age-appropriate👌

[@ugh2990]

Does hairstyles have ages now as well as genders? Yaaayyyyyyy

[@norakate3003]

I agree. Especially age - appropriate!

[@romanlewinski.3089]

Cassie Jones she didn’t even mention gender im?? but yeah certain haircuts look better on certain age groups and some hair cuts can make you look younger or older.

[@Talliwa123]

Cassie Jones They do and have for a while, and its not necessarily a bad thing unless you start coercing or bullying people into following the status quo. Everyone can do what makes them happy with their body. It is possible to believe this phrase and also acknowledge that certain fashion trends are more popular with certain demographics. Commenting on a public figure’s fashion choices - particularly in a complementary way doesn’t seem harmful in my opinion. But thats just my two cents.

[@JustaPhan]

Dan saying "LITraly" again gives me life

[@bawy]

His way of pronouncing it /'lɪtrəli/ is in the frickin Oxford English Dictionary. 👌

[@avacallas7997]

same

[@philtrashno2]

ikr

[@Nathi98]

Sophisticated lad Daniel Howell

[@yourdadmiles4441]

OH MY GOD PHIL'S HAIR CUT WHAT A DAPPER LAD

[@kashalakasha2092]

Miles Pucek WE LOVE A DAPPER LAD

[@d0mi3000]

nobody uses dapper anymore but I AGREE

[@Rawrgrl]

Miles Pucek I got jumpscared by your picture

[@catie2557]

Miles Pucek Dapper boi

[@leowahlqvist5347]

just monika

[@oliviadunne876]

My favourite part “For you Phil” *hands a plant*

[@abireadthat]

“It’s like 4 Phils high”😂 new metric unit??? 😂

[@js2426]

AbiSays its 24.8 (unit)

[@Paris-hj9fv]

i mean,, i measure distances in Josh Duns away so

[@JustaPhan]

Phil: Do you have any final requests before you die? Dan: No... hope there's wifi in Hell. *It's so relatable it hurts*

[@emtinanahmed3190]

True

[@loztheemocorn8068]

I know

[@scullian]

Well of course there is, Sammy boy is there

[@chenqingsspirit]

More Like Telepathetic who is running hell currently ?

[@nataliebane2164]

Ikram Ahmed well Asmodeus just died so Hells running itself, I guess?

[@bamtoliq]

"People are going to Photoshop it!" At this point both Dan and Phil already know the phandom too well

[@eileekempker1889]

It's kinda sad honestly

[@beatbybaseballs]

They know us too well

[@chocoholic7719]

aniymic _vlhj Tbh I think a lot of us forget how much they know about us at times

[@firdal6656]

I mean, Dan even read phanfics, so.....

[@corinagill4950]

They just get weirder, and louder, and gayer in the best way, and I love it- I love them.

[@rosepetal34]

sure thing

[@personal101]

even gayer now

[@rowanatkinsonn]

OMYGOD THE REPLIES I CANT HAHAHA

[@beth641]

Not An Actual Chanel Surprise!

[@sleepysnakey7399]

anna oop-

[@sphmrryfldxx4253]

I feel like their show has brought them together more.. or something else. what ever it is I like them this way.

[@imnevergonnagiveyouup69]

Puggy Plays i thought i was the only one who felt like that i love it so much it clenches my heart

[@kaylaa660]

i had to pause the video when dan said “please be gentle with the handcuffs” to get my earbuds

[@elisecode2212]

i always put mine for any vid involving dan, and sure enough, my roommate came back partway through. good planning.

[@angelhowlter9718]

Yass Daddy feed my demons

[@Carina5707]

As for Dan's phone, when you drop it the first few times, it just accumulates micro cracks. That's why you can drop it ten times and it'll be fine, but on the 11th time it'll shatter horrifically. Beware, Dan. The next time you drop it, it'll probably become as broken as your soul.

[@kellyjellybeaan]

so technically his use of 8/9 lives statement was correct

[@save_bandit]

Juce this is actually believable

[@aishumenon278]

oh my god....didnt have to go that dark , mate.....Dan'll laugh at it though, or maybe just shrug....but he's gonna accumulate micro cracks as well and then ....you know ....you know!

[@LiechieeYume]

I dropped my iPad a lot of times, without the cover and it didn't crack.

[@anyajvvuuren2179]

LiechieeYume your iPad is made of steel

[@kierajackson2758]

Watching this post interactive introverts is wild because they actually shared A LOT of details about the show. They just didn't give any context for anything so we were all confused as heck.

[@kriaallison]

ikr

[@Alex-yd2fj]

The face dan made when his phone had no cracks gives me life

[@hannahwilkinson1085]

Just some more Yeemo trash and there was me who left a phone in my pocket when trying long boarding for the first time.... didn't end well

[@Alex-yd2fj]

Hannah Wilkinson oh jeez last summer I dropped my phone into a stream while crossing over on the rocks

[@thatemokid103]

Just some more Yeemo trash mcr

[@Alex-yd2fj]

Ipurr25 Aka: Bob Ross yep

[@likaism]

HOW DID DAN'S PHONE SURVIVE WHAT

[@angelferrer1]

Lika iphone X is dead

[@kassy8411]

Idek

[@dingandping6400]

idk he doesn’t even wear a case and i dropped my phone once like knee height and it broke comPLETELY

[@personnotfound4257]

Ikr, I've dropped my phone a few a feet and broke it so idek

[@darshnac1522]

I have an Android, so it literaly can take any fall, dont know about the iPhones thought

[@savannahs.7800]

i don’t know if it’s just me, but they seem like they’re becoming more themselves. not that they ever weren’t being themselves, but it seems like they’ve found who they are. and they’re also more open with their videos. idk, might just be me

[@keiramurphy815]

it's savannah yo ya and they seem more confident now

[@ranthetrashcan]

*true*

[@nimanixo]

its just you

[@swedishturtle7862]

it's savannah yo nah thats true

[@sonyaendrizzi9059]

I totally agree. They seem more comfortable being loud or close to each other. And Phil’s new hair gave him a lot of new confidence, I think Dan’s hair change helped him too.

[@victoriaisastar.9105]

*Interactive Introhurtsmuhfeelings* Me when I saw the price for 2 tickets.

[@konspirou3862]

What was the price?

[@largebladderboy]

Clorox Bleach £60 eachish i think lol

[@zulaikhamohammad7838]

@@largebladderboy oof

[@thatsourdan2214]

‘A ______ in the life of Dan and Phil’ ‘A *Week* in the life of Dan and Phil.’ *sips tea* “Ah, now that’s a name i haven’t heard in a while.”

[@dies3227]

Thats our [Dan] ...

[@phandragonsatthecoldchemic9301]

That username is amazing

[@angelplayscello]

A year In the life of Dan and Phil

[@hannahyokoyama149]

I love their Christmas one. I watch it every year when the holidays come around

[@ranthetrashcan]

Hannah Yokoyama i feel like that's a tradition for the phandom

[@kayleigh4664]

Petition to make *DanAndPhilVLOGS* a thing

[@melaniehopes8858]

WHY DO THEY LOOK SO TRENDY AND COOL? THEY ARE SUPOSED TO BE AWKWARD AND RELATABLE

[@share_accidental]

Mrs. UnicornFace ikr 😤

[@meaganodneal8554]

They're both🤧🤧

[@ranthetrashcan]

theyre still pretty awkward

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

ranthetrashcan yee

[@cucu5874]

Analyzing the realationships we have... *with the audience* ~Daniel 2018 Let Us Down

[@Trustinss]

WoooW IKR

[@nemod.7610]

He paused...

[@user-lt7wo9ok1b]

~ Daniel 2019 picked us back up again

[@zeroeels8591]

1:39 I've already done enough yoga on you ~phil lester 2018 let us up

[@charchaz00]

Wow are Dan and Phil really out here providing content

[@JustaPhan]

For everyone who can't attend Interactive Introverts because: •they aren't coming to your area •your parents won't let you •you're too scared to ask your parents •you're busy on the day they're near you •you're too anxious to attend •you don't have the financial means •your theater is already full just remember you're still a valuable member of the DnP community :)

[@nerdsassemble5669]

Awwwwww thank you stranger💚💚💚

[@loveyourself2753]

This is all true 😂

[@kristofferahern78]

i love you thanks

[@naturallygloom]

All of the above

[@lnh7199]

rt

[@chloepatrick12]

dans last words: hope theres wifi in hell vs Phils last words: tell my family i love them

[@snakm]

Dan*

[@Bizii]

Chloe Patrick lol

[@avadubbs1160]

Chloe Patrick in which dan is me

[@dakdakgoos]

If you and Dan had a band it would like a k-mart version of MCR during Danger Days or you'd be British Twenty-one pilots

[@amandafriedrice1568]

tru

[@theoisnotturtle4382]

We need that

[@apple8ees]

"a k-mart version of MCR during Danger Days"

[@ezraa8420]

Oh my g o d

[@JustaPhan]

At first I was so confused when Dan said "I'm going to eat you" and it took me way too long to realise that he meant if they were stuck there and were starving lol

[@katelyn9492]

“Get on the ball!” *proceeds to fall over*

[@puddins04]

Katelyn Krewson that's Phil for you

[@thatsourdan2214]

*OH MY GOD I LOVE THE VLOGGY GOODNESS! I ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WAIT FOR INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS IM SO EXCITED!*

[@ickob]

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU

[@thatsourdan2214]

Baymax 2.0 AHHHH AHSJYDYCN

[@ickob]

Dead inside Scrub PLEASEEEEE

[@dani_jean_17]

I love Phil saying that their third tour could be called "Hello Nips" when they literally ended up calling it TIT 6 years later, good work guys

[@unbruisable]

came to the comments to see who else just realized this lol

[@dani_jean_17]

@@unbruisable LMAO

[@keeleylouise4517]

I love the way Dan says "literally" 😂😂

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Keeley Walliss dont we all

[@thekittenpuppy6]

lit-rah-lee

[@mistyminnie5922]

the bad thing is i learn english from watching youtube videos and guess how i'm pronouncing it now thanks to him

[@isa2561]

Don't we all

[@dxtxrmination8270]

I've actually started saying literally the way he does by accident and I can't stop :|

[@sammiann573]

when Phil pointed the camera at Dan when it was 1am when Dan said, "writing." my mind automatically went to the conclusion that he is writing a fan fic.

[@aims634]

Sammi Ann Same

[@txrap01x]

The introvert fic maybe???

[@Natalie-101]

OMG I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING A MARATHON OF YOUR DAYS OF THE LIVES!!!!

[@AR-pc8rf]

*That’s* *Our* *[Dan]*

[@ioannad1857]

amazing

[@kisbored2189]

phil^

[@JustaPhan]

If they keep up with this "giving the people what they want" theme, nobody's going to be able to attend II because we all would have died from emotional overloads

[@klaranusinzon5803]

Exactly

[@frog5799]

when does he drop his phone?

[@lovequinnreincarnated]

IKR

[@catrionasneddon385]

My reason is that watching KZbin is something I do at 2am when my parents r asleep and if I asked for tickets they’d probably call the doctor and make him take me back to a time without WiFi

[@adrianoines521]

Right

[@cutiepie-ft8dw]

"A week" in title made my smile to go beyond my face 😁😁😁

[@starsallaround]

cutie pie me too I almost cried at this notification

[@Alex-yd2fj]

I thought he was gonna play the g-note

[@BLASTALit]

Just some more Yeemo trash same i was terrified

[@slowdown6498]

Just some more Yeemo trash Same

[@ninasmith4214]

Same! If he had I would have turned off the video

[@a_puzzlemaster2248]

Just some more Yeemo trash I thought he was going to play the F note Get it

[@Mandyslifeisgood]

me too lol

[@aidenw4223]

phil: its 27 degrees here! me; uhhh but youre in shorts me: ... me: OH

[@emjay600]

Are you from America?

[@ireniic.doesart]

S A M E

[@seraphine5001]

what is 27° in fahrenheit?

[@zoepotatoes1499]

abigailryann___ About -3 degrees Celsius.

[@seraphine5001]

Zoe Potatoes i meant what is 27° celsius in fahrenheit. my bad

[@hdmiports]

*good gracious I wasn’t ready for this today philip*

[@feebeep]

Who was

[@sarahdowling4798]

I literally will drop my phone 2 feet and it will shatter , HOW DAN?!?

[@personnotfound4257]

Sarahneedstostop exactly

[@pixieg0blin]

Sarahneedstostop dan's phone is so edgy it's invincible

[@madhatteress-ji6wr]

+Nonesense Speaker same here! 😂

[@kikisparkle728]

The same way my brother fell off the balcony and only shattered his legs He’s okay now Don’t judge me okay

[@madhatteress-ji6wr]

+Princess Ki that's awful to hear! I'm glad he's OK

[@inevera13]

"People are gonna photoshop it"

[@artcross3532]

“I’ve already done enough yoga on you!!” ~Phil Lester 2018 *Well okay*

[@sunrisesyndicate8650]

as a chronic shipper phil is asking for me to quote that at everyone i know

[@watermelonbaby2223]

Ahhhm I want to like but it’s at 111 and it’s fantastic ahhh

[@sunrisesyndicate8650]

Yeah, have to unlike now, sorry but that number just pissed me off.

[@prettymuchpaige1381]

😏😏😏

[@liampayne8821]

I WONDERED IF ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT

[@josephine38482]

Have fun seeing me cry when Dan plays the piano

[@thatplantfern]

lorenapmldjh _ me too

[@mooniix6799]

lorenapmldjh _ s a m e

[@emilymae4735]

lorenapmldjh _ me too

[@woopdeeboop]

lorenapmldjh _ ooooo hunni me too me toooooo

[@eveg3177]

Same I hope he plays toxic while Phil sings it 👌👌👌

[@eliek.5611]

Me when I saw the thumbnail: "Wait, wait, is that *Shrek* behind Phil?!?" One minute later: "Oh wait no- it's Dan."

[@ceceliareed]

Elie K. HAHAHA

[@caitlynbrawley7115]

Elie K. Omg lol lmao

[@user09813]

Shrek or Dan, scientists can't tell.

[@chelsealim180]

Coming soon: A fortnight in the life of Dan and Phil

[@erinreyn]

Chealseyyy *plays Fortnite all day*

[@hollieevans182]

I know you'll never see this but I just want to say thank you! Thank you for keeping me alive, thank you for being you and thank you for such an amazing show! Interactive Introverts was absolutely out of this world and I got to finally see you both with me own two eyes in real life and not through a screen! It's so weird because you always both seemed fictional up until you actually appeared on stage and I actually cried when I saw both of you xxxx

[@kaimak6592]

same

[@ioannad1857]

dan and phil are saviours and thank god we have them

[@zoeweaver7082]

"The doors are made for hobbits" *NO PHIL YOU'RE JUST REALLY TALL*

[@amanda-k9218]

Zoe Weaver i mean dans got the hair lol

[@izzy1221]

Please be gentle with the handcuffs *I H A V E S E N S I T I V E S K I N.*

[@idk-wx4kf]

Isagail I LITERALLY CRIED BECAUSE OF THAT IM NOT EVEN KIDDING TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY FACE

[@kyosuifujiki5356]

Ovaries who? I DONT KNOW HER.

[@saratroskot]

I AM... DEAD

[@darkpandava8479]

I'm hoping to get the dvd so I can find out what the handcuffs are for because I couldn't go to the tour

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

@@darkpandava8479 they did this thing at the beginning and said things they weren't gonna do (when they bring out the chest it's full of props) and they say they aren't gonna do any "sexy role-playing" so yea

[@thePinkKitty3]

OMIS DAN GOING TO PLAY THE PIANO YESSSS

[@leaf4104]

I'M BACK HERE AND YOU KNOW WHY

[@oldschoolastronaut1876]

ɢʀᴀʏ people keep saying this but WHY

[@sleepysnakey7399]

@Madison Chase yeah

[@leaf4104]

@@oldschoolastronaut1876 because I dare say, it hits different

[@juliano97466oooo]

@@leaf4104 no It doesn't

[@percabethisawesome1163]

is no one commenting about how calm dan was after dropping his phone I would freak tf out

[@lstindema4445]

He's a rich bitch

[@laurensims4793]

It must happen a lot.

[@protectenergy]

When I saw the extensions I thought 'oh look, there's Phil's fringe'

[@CinnoAJ]

I’m so hyped that my chest actually hurts and I REALLY WANT THAT MERCH

[@anastasijatadic4637]

Cinno CINnO HI

[@eleonora6925]

Is anyone interested in buying my *ticket* for *Interactive Introverts* in *London* on the *4th of May* i bought in November for *around £48*. I don’t have the chance to go for personal reasons. If anyone is interested or knows someone that is please dm me on instagram @_ele.o.nora i will give you all the info. Please and thank you😊

[@Niko-qc8uw]

eleonora hi, you should probably add the city as well. Just a reminder. (:

[@eleonora6925]

Sad Sara thank you

[@normalitiesaj6131]

The sweaters are a NEED ;-;

[@averylouise1024]

*”I literally murdered a person” cough choke*

[@kmations4049]

Like your profile pic

[@ryansalmon6411]

Profile pics!

[@preeisaacs2546]

“Please be gentle with the handcuffs, I have sensitive skin.”

[@Ash-uv2ck]

Pree Isaacs I don't want to know what that means😂

[@andreag.c.1156]

Are you not even a little bit curious?

[@Ash-uv2ck]

Andy'sHidingInTheCommentSection Now that you mention it.....

[@preeisaacs2546]

Memes For days I paused the video and I was like “wha?” 😂

[@tannerpoissant6263]

I almost threw my phone ngl😂

[@graym00n]

dan saying "kannst du nicht" blesses my non-existent soul every single time and you gotta love lana del

[@paula_irl]

the way he said it makes me uncomfortable

[@ellenscott5569]

I’m learning German so I was like YES HE CONJUGATED HIS VERB

[@graym00n]

PlanetOfElle Hahah! I can imagine that learning German is really hard (since I'm German) and to me his accent is quite adorable

[@ellenscott5569]

Hey I'm Jay yeah. My teachers a jerk so 😂. It’s not to bad but it’s a lot of charts. 😂

[@ellenscott5569]

Hey I'm Jay I also love his accent because ugh his voice is so soft

[@gonz3870]

Does anyone else think Phil’s sense of style has been really cute and trendy lately??

[@thewinterizzy]

Feeling nostalgic for the Interactive Introverts tour in this Chili’s tonight.

[@ruefulfigure9567]

thewinterizzy Underrated comment

[@ioannad1857]

mood

[@gi4734]

You look great in the glasses Phil! Omg, i just cried ty for liking my comment Phil!!

[@brie]

AmazingGeorgiaIsNotOnFire CONGRATSSS

[@cynmeagan]

That phone is god.

[@dan-gy4vu]

Cynical Internet I DROPPED MY PHONE LITERALLY 7 INCHES HIGH AND GLASS EVERYWHERE, HOW DID DAN'S PHONE IS STILL ALIVE

[@artsysundae]

dan *ENGLISH:* LEVEL 100000000

[@dan-gy4vu]

not sure if you are criticizing my grammar (cause 6 am me is not doing any quality writing skills) or you are saying that an English person is stronger than I am.

[@cynmeagan]

The English have a power level over 9000!!!

[@alexandriahammyboi2968]

“That guy is a crispy little dude” how dan describes dead plants

[@DineLade]

"kannst du niiicht?" i love you omg

[@DineLade]

it's funny how both the russian and polish subs got it but the english was like totally confused: "Canst do niched" 😂

[@lukeks8213]

Nini and the germans cause that was so german xD

[@mckennawave4184]

Ok so phil thinks that the doors in there are made for “hobbits” but in reality he is 6’ 3” so of course he is gonna hit his head

[@hanzib31]

Mckenna Wave I mean.... as a fellow 6"3 person, I can make it through most doors. They were particularly short doors 😂

[@isla5669]

haha remember when dan said he didn’t need a case for his phone because he’ll never be one of those people that cracks his phone because he _looks after his belongings_ and now he’s literally just dropped his phone off of a balcony

[@lindsaybrown2696]

but it DIDNT CRACK

[@alexandermtaylor]

AND IT DIDNT CRACK

[@johannagustafsson212]

It didn't crack though so he was kinda right!

[@wambo5743]

He literally grabs his laptop by the screen. He's the type of person to take care of things when they're new and slowly neglect them over time.

[@laneyb.7814]

"It's going to be lit. LIT-trally"

[@liekeee7043]

I went to the show yesterday and Dan went on the wheel and then he had to take off the suit thingy and Phil wanted to say something but everyone was screaming bcs of Dan bcs it took him a full 2 minutes to take off his suit thingy and he almost fell

[@olliem.3012]

reading this comment was a roller coaster

[@oliviadraper0501]

why do i really wanna see dan & phil play just dance ?

[@xyzc0n]

They've played it bfore

[@dogmanstar2003]

They already did

[@hannashein3380]

they have, just search dan and phil playing just dance or something it’ll pop up :)

[@xxalexthegeekqueenxx3313]

olivia gilmore they already have. They have played just dance, dance evolution, and ddr.

[@wtchgrls]

They have

[@JustaPhan]

I drop phone from a mattress half a metre up *screen breaks into a million pieces* Dan drops phone from third floor: *"no cracks"* HONESTLY WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!

[@josie955]

I'm pretry sure Dan made a deal with the devil

[@Annhandle]

Josie that explains so much honestly

[@fluffystuff500]

DAN'S A WITCH!!!!!!

[@dontjayjayme]

You're a wizard Danny

[@crazycleh9713]

Witchcrack and Phanzerdy. Describing the two in more ways then one.

[@katelyn9492]

*I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS*

[@gracerhodes2005]

Katelyn Krewson everyone has

[@paulagordilscarrillo14]

*Petition to Dan and Phil for naming their third worldtour 'Hello Nips'.*

[@hahaha7886]

Yessss

[@niamh8920]

Petition for Dan and Phil to have a third international tour

[@tealrose3248]

Niamh Pyne yes this. 2022 anyone? Hopefully we'll be past the worst of covid by then.

[@milliealwyn]

The Ladydoor Tour

[@meli6935]

@@tealrose3248 yes it's 2022 and dan's on tour and in still disappointed it's not called hello nips

[@dasaf.2382]

I like how when they are screaming about the wasp the other people in the room are just sitting in the room contemplating why they decided to work with these extremely weird humans

[@annabellaneedstosleep2685]

HOW THE HECKITY HECK WAS HE SO CALM WHEN HE DROPPED HIS PHONE LIKE FLIPPING THREE STORIES

[@rinpaisys]

Bella Smella the trick is to be so dead inside 24/7 that literally nothing horrible comes as the slightest shock anymore.

[@tivolilarsen509]

It's an IPhone X so...

[@Binxie_]

He’s rich

[@cj-pe5mj]

Ikr, I would've jumped over the side screaming.

[@mltaehyung3957]

"rehearsal" me: *you guys are already professionals. no need for that.*

[@CarolineBoggs]

"I've already done enough yoga on you" You WHAT

[@amandafriedrice1568]

u w o t m 8

[@redpandashatecherries]

‘Giving the people What they want' video

[@fionaautumn]

It makes sense now

[@destinihaith9009]

@@fionaautumn OMIGOSH 😂😂 im wheezing rn,that made me laugh way too much

[@nivrrtakr2891]

@@destinihaith9009 HITS SO DIFFERENTLY (although I first discovered them on December 22, 2019, Im so in this now LOVE THEM)

[@reinasantellano4414]

*please be gentle with the hand cuffs I have sensitive skin*

[@virekin0t719]

Same

[@stinky3718]

And nerves.

[@jadecarroll958]

Revelry in the dark

[@beingsocialwasnevermyforte]

Reina Gabriella me when I get arrested

[@dies3227]

Reina Gabriella lol

[@brxe_]

Phil didn’t want Dan filming him eating the banana cause he said people would photoshop... Honestly, y’all fast and wiLD so it’s probably already been done somewhere on tumblr.

[@kaioe]

WE GET A WEEK IN THE LIFE AND DANIEL PLAYS THE PIANO?? I am crying.

[@sal8264]

a freaking week. [actually starts sobbing]

[@dissastre1942]

Me *hears piano* -spoiler alert (i guess)- Me: once apon a time there was a man named dan-

[@kieran9474]

Tayspace with some brown emo hair

[@xarsash]

and a weird brown tan

[@leaf4104]

He spent a lot of time On the internet alone

[@xckurcl139_]

Then on yourube he found a place to call home

[@bjeenb7413]

Amazing

[@drindurajeshbds]

‘It’s interactive introverts not interactive wasps’- Phil Lester, 2018 😂

[@kaylaa660]

oh my god they look so beautiful in the outfits 🤩

[@representationmetaphorique]

Sometimes I forget they're tall

[@sleepyabby6421]

erin h Same they're Giants

[@plutotrash1014]

erin h sometimes I forget that phil is an adult

[@ouisamus]

sometimes I forget that I’m short sometimes I convince myself for a hot second that I’m not short, but to no avail

[@missrileyelaine2296]

"This will never happen again" says Dan--the man who has adamentally spoken on his love of touring and how fulfilling it is interacting with his fans--to the belief of no one, not at the time and certainly not now😂

[@reginamaes8501]

“Handcuffs” *The entire phandom:* 🤨

[@kayleigh4664]

I can't see this emoji heLP

[@jzoz418]

i see a box what

[@paiger8725]

“😏🤨👌”

[@rm-09]

Regina Maes *thinking emoji* *STARRY EYED EMOJI*

[@littlefangajpw6155]

Regina Maes 🤫

[@raven2269]

The doors aren't made for hobbits Phil, you guys are giants

[@Sophie-uc8kc]

“Play us one note” *scared for my life that he presses the g*

[@sociallyawkward7405]

Too real

[@eddieisnaked2446]

dan looks so good in this video. hes like glowing