A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in AUSTRALIA!

[@nyaovo2605]

Guide: "The fact that he's eating shows that he's comfortable" Dan: "same" (Cue laughter)

[@sarahjane5982]

buu dum tssk

[@clarissarojas7959]

*cue laugh track*

[@gr4ys0n]

* insert laugh track *

[@Niallsprincess72210]

dan looked so cute holding the koala, he looked like a proud dad

[@wonkythebones9843]

hiS eYeS

[@catscats3181]

somebody just give this guy a baby already

[@Niallsprincess72210]

cats cats lol, I volunteer

[@gooey391]

Don't say that I'll craft tears of joy

[@Shay-r9x]

He needs to adopt/procreate asap so that he can have a child like please

[@edenoforion]

Dan: *says anything* Everyone: * cackles *

[@sabrinamoor3336]

ikr

[@katculbertson2444]

Probably involuntary flirty laughter because damn, Dan looked good in this video. Like, imagine a random guy that hot was in your tour group and constantly cracking jokes in his British accent. I'd giggle nervously too

[@avadubbs1160]

Kat Culbertson true

[@carolinearellano9707]

Kat Culbertson same tbh

[@panic2990]

it's us

[@mordantmeg]

Dan: It's the middle of the day, of course I'm awake. Dan: *glances to side suspiciously*

[@ava-ew6kx]

I love how Dan talks about the koala like it is literally a child.

[@cierra6406]

definition of trash someone please just give him a child already😂❤️😭

[@kazoot_noot1325]

It's A fury Child 😂

[@jinkiesmeg8591]

definition of trash i know right they held it like a child and they seemed so happy i was like aww *im so happy i saw tatinof and saw danny and philly*

[@bringmethemilkmother3704]

**gasp** it's a _hairy baby_ (from Big Hero 6)

[@beamerboi4592]

L i t r a l l y

[@ratdraws]

im laughing my ass off at that fact that these losers really don't care what other people think and that people were watching them the whole time and theyre still doing their thing fuck i love them so much

[@kadiegames3632]

wxnderinglou omg yes

[@thatem999]

wxnderinglou they are not losers

[@Takami_Angel]

Yeah, ya like that Katie? But they're our rats and we love em so it doesn't make a difference plus technically they aren't rats Dan is #philtrash1 and Phil is just an adorable geek so ya

[@katrinah2470]

Everyone was laughing cuz they enjoyed it so much :)

[@krystallochan]

ikr like even with martyn in the back too XD

[@soleyerlajonsdottirlindal]

i love how dan just says "hello" to all the animals

[@nightmime.4856]

Sóley Erla its so adorable how he says it too

[@alyanakhan1136]

Sóley Erla IKRRR

[@garydemirovski3467]

i do it too ):

[@alyx.mc.t]

Sóley Erla iiii

[@onthemap7985]

I wanna see a compilation of all the times Dan has said hello to an animal

[@madisoncairns8302]

When dan touched the balls .... and awkwardly walked away, it was honestly the best thing I've ever watched

[@Why-uo7cj]

call me commie it really does

[@naichalife]

Tbh, I’m from Adelaide and a lot of weird things have happened at the mall balls. That’s what they’re called.

[@cloudwinchester0903]

@@naichalife I was in Adelaide visiting some friends a few days ago and we were at that mall... yeah some people we're being a little weird there

[@naichalife]

EmoQuartetHydra yeah. We get all kinds of people in Adelaide.

[@finnleym1601]

as someone who lives in adelaide, weirder things have happened to the malls balls.

[@dilanysortiz]

Dan: Go ahead get kicked by a kangaroo, see if i care oml I was dead

[@elliottsimo3523]

Nice username :3

[@blatantly-false-alibi]

Dan:*Smiling cutely* Phil: Do your prettiest face Dan:*straight face*

[@luciacowen3894]

Trash When?

[@SoroOrenji]

It went from "Phil is an angel confirmed" to Phil aggressively drawing a pentagram. I'm getting mixed signals here

[@fabbbbiiii]

Same *shady dan*

[@ninasaxena7565]

same

[@zozzy9664]

+

[@sapphosdescendants3997]

It's supernatural

[@levisgirl4798]

+Sassy Scone you took the words from my mouth

[@calibrationneeded]

when Phil was racing the kangaroo you can her some lady laughing in the background.

[@Blink182bae]

yeet

[@georgia770]

it was probably Cornelia :)

[@bobbibitybobbobberson6510]

It’s probs their manager Marianne

[@potato.pancake]

throughout most of the shots you can see martyn and cornelia so it might’ve been her

[@mariannesteedman9376]

oo that my name :)))

[@ellas.m144]

whenever Dan sees a cute animal he says "hello" and omg I hurt everytime

[@phoebe7697]

same here omg he's so cute

[@nervousssubject2]

Same😩💕❤️

[@lovebotcalum]

Same AHHHH.

[@-lils-2797]

OMG same

[@aimeebevan2741]

same

[@shrootobi]

Phil: *Slowly approaches kangaroo with food to feed it* Dan: *Walks up to a sleeping one* How 'bout you? You wan a lil' stroke?

[@littlespooked1396]

RandomSkyStuff Kangaroo: *punches dan*

[@faithhimmelman8384]

RandomSkyStuff A

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

@@jellybeanboy Please tell me you're not stupid enough to actually think that.

[@jellybeanboy]

@@KurtCobainsMicrophone How about instead of calling random people online stupid, you go do try and do something constructive with the shitty little life the universe has given you

[@ahwooga]

"Phils an angel" ...later in the video, phil has drawn a pentagram

[@chloescove2790]

Lol

[@irethcoisss]

it was great

[@laurenh332]

Our smol bean has a dark side!? NO!!

[@vexoris4142]

A pentagram is actually a protection against evil. ;^D

[@fruitandstuff570]

A fallen angel ;D

[@bobsaget190]

6:33 I literally love how everyone laughs after Dan says "same" because he's so effing relatable. I just realized that that sounded a little sarcastic, but I'm being serious.

[@Sentientmatter8]

I mean, relatable comedy is literally his bread and butter.

[@missgabbie1582]

Dan's little "hello" to the koala is the reason I'm still living and breathing today

[@dARTHvADERGirl7]

Goofy Goober it reminds me of when you meet like a little baby and you do "baby talk"

[@missgabbie1582]

IK ITS THE CUTEST

[@eileen9629]

Goofy Goober and when he rubbed his nose against the koala ear

[@missgabbie1582]

Eileen Grant aaaAAAAA

[@IfCoalWereMadeofDiamondsAJ]

His face the entire time. I squealed so loud I woke up the whole country XD

[@sienna_mcguiree9508]

Dan: 'it's holding my hand' Me: 'love at first sight I ship it'

[@moonlight_dulcet]

Outerspace Stockstills Or Danala

[@haveagoodday4668]

Sienna_mcguiree Phil: Look at happy Dan :D Dan: No thanks

[@kloud8447]

**dan looking at phil's photo** : "that's so amazing, i actually love it." danyul, sTAPH

[@kloud8447]

J.A.U. -lol ik-

[@imbignews7603]

My heart

[@imbignews7603]

+J.A.U. Badum tss

[@imbignews7603]

*****​ The feels (〒∀〒)

[@lydiadimock8783]

Dan holding a koala is *everything*

[@browntr95]

Phil's little jump and "yippee" as he entered the animal sanctuary... I died...

[@retropolis_fae]

The crevice in the tree that the koala they were comparing Dan to was sitting in is like the iconic sofa crease.

[@toripajan9815]

dodie's Ukulele I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@stillnessintime]

16:07 I just realised Phil's reaction to the picture of Dan and the koala was "Aww look at it! Look at Dan!" wtf rip my heart

[@astridway4240]

same

[@malpal069]

And Dan's reaction to Phil and the koala was "Awww i actually love it." like someone give me death

[@natalijaj3309]

i don't want to ruin anything but i think he said look at that.... sry

[@pondilocks]

AmazingWhiskers AreNotOnFire after he says look at Dan

[@snekings5778]

awwwwwWWWW

[@glassphoenix9095]

ive lived in australia my entire life and i only learned about the tim tam slam thing from this video also i went to a wildlife park once and a kangaroo bit me but i was shoving food in its face so i understand why now

[@shayleabaxter4955]

Same I never even heard of it before this video😹😹

[@lollypop0411]

honestly same, also the be more chill pfp. I stan hard

[@summerstingemore6646]

what kind of sad, tim-tam slam-less childhood did you have?

[@7-11thuniverse]

... I love your profile heheheh- I guess I should *upgrade* mine!

[@sammust4850]

same i was like 'thats a thing???' also damn lol be careful of kangaroos

[@mr.fantasticduck2589]

Dan: Hello kangaroo Kangaroo: Touch me and die

[@iamatree5957]

Adonay Ramirez xD

[@fridayvibes1018]

Consent.

[@SuperSuperGamerBoy]

Adonay Ramirez funny cause it's true

[@jasper_antares]

The kanga is me and Dan is my famalam XD

[@JJflipflop10]

DAN HOLDING A KOALA IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING

[@clumsygoblin5234]

hey, is that your actual last name? if so as mortal instruments trash i envy you just kidding but cool name :)

[@JJflipflop10]

+London Punk Lol yeah, it's my actual last name. I've never had someone compliment my last night before, honestly, but now I have to start watching mortal instruments. I've been wanting to, but now I just have to don't I.

[@androgenius9989]

ikr!!!!!

[@francisca4663]

IKr???

[@Jaelmarcos]

yes

[@raine3736]

Dan narrating "Phil's Wildlife Show" is something i would watch every day

[@sulacooler274]

Spaniel Towel I want it

[@harrietbenson2894]

Same

[@maddish__]

The “white kangaroo” as you called it was actually an albino wallaby mate

[@justace73]

Maddie thank you was gonna comment that myself

[@jessicacassar1554]

Was going to say the same Bless him for trying

[@craigthemighty853]

THE WAY THEIR EYES LIT UP WHEN THEY HELD DEWY IM IN PHYSICAL TEARS

[@marsha2313]

Lol me to

[@maddielc204]

And when the koala just grabs their shoulders with his little hands! D:

[@smolsannie]

+Madeleine Lily *koala

[@meltyourheadachescallithom3961]

I took way too many screenshots of Daniel holding Dewy

[@tptrash690]

SAME

[@leahhernandez1380]

Has anyone else noticed that Dan nuzzles fluffy animals with his nose? It's so adorable😊

[@krump.mp3235]

Hello ARMY. Nice profile pic and user you got there.

[@sorayaaldous3522]

Yes

[@frozenfrogs3427]

Armyyyyyy

[@t0m0ph0bia4]

Leah Taehyung 666th like

[@artstroneatical2667]

Dan: Phil is an angel confirmed Phil: *draws aggressive pentagram on hotel notepad*

[@yutaskidnappedwife5055]

Hahahaha

[@meninadosolhosazuis9850]

and name a pokemon Jesus

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6472]

69 likes;)

[@thenutellaqueen7159]

Well, that might explain why he isn't in heaven anymore... XD

[@hazzamazza1015]

PHIL IS THE CAS TO DANS DEAN

[@bunnyboy3200]

Dan saying hello to every single animal makes me immensely happy

[@em_07]

When Dan and Phil held the koala I died from a cuteness overload

[@pedegui1857]

Emily Howlter didnt we all

[@chickennuggets7999]

SAME

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Emily Howlter me too:,)

[@louisakamp2931]

Emily Ross funny story me and my family wen to australia zoo and a emu tried to steal my dads hat

[@leahkoski3952]

I love the fact that dan just saying "same" made so many people laugh

[@kaylietheraccoonisnotonfir2549]

I didn't even know it was him I thought it was someone elss

[@cherrytan122]

Leah Koski i mean i would

[@lachlancook6718]

He turned a simple koala fact into a hilarious joke with one word

[@fabulouskilljoy6447]

when?

[@y4kiy4ki]

Leah Koski ^

[@cecistevens3315]

"Just look kind and hold out food" Is that how Phil got Dan?

[@guardianchild7694]

Cecilia Stevens possibly

[@doggosandsoup4788]

Cecilia Stevens somebody stop this person 😂

[@somebodyoncetoldme1081]

Cecilia Stevens best comment EVER

[@mom2pdk]

Cecilia Stevens lol you need a medal

[@misfitr]

Ceci Stevens yes

[@aryn1999]

Just seeing the way Dan holds the Koala.... I just... *HE'D BE A PERFECT DAD* 😭😂

[@tomaterjuice5095]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DAN CALLING PHIL AN ANGEL CONFIRMED

[@kikicookie9555]

He turned to cas

[@cait8296]

+Kikicookie Phil would be an archangel

[@prongsverse]

+Kikicookie does that make Dan Dean

[@tori2544]

Baby in a trench coat

[@desiree697]

+iTorilla Rocket CASTIEL

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

DAN WITH ANIMALS MELTS MY HEART AW JUST THE WAY HE SAID HELLO AW AW

[@romas5648]

AND HE NUZZLED ITS EAR WITH HIS NOSE

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

+Mermaidbluephan23 AW I KNOW THAT WAS SO CUTE

[@romas5648]

+Imhowelling foryou SO FREAKING ADORABLE OMFG

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

+Mermaidbluephan23 IT WAS BTW YOUR PROFILE PICTURE GIVES ME LIFE

[@romas5648]

+Imhowelling foryou THANKS LETS BE FRIENDS :^)

[@anamatilde2838]

"Look at that fluffy Motherfucker" why do I love this sentence so much?

[@anamatilde2838]

***** You're right.

[@LiraDraculea]

+Lucy and Evie Games omg yea

[@reyamusiic]

Hahaaha samee 😂

[@siriusblack2781]

I know!!!

[@laurenfacciolo8267]

I love how tourists think everything is so weird in Australia even though it’s so normal to us 😂Tim Tams are everything

[@shizajamal6672]

Lauren Facciolo is that teena skincare in ur pfp!?!? If it is I love u!

[@eily2038]

Timtams are delicious honestly don't @ me

[@twiggo7903]

yeah like go to any golf course that isn't in the city and you will find half the animals in this vid

[@quiteliterally400]

Like how a literal bird is Austrailia's biggest fear

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Yup. I mean I think everybody in Australia is built different

[@abbieross7067]

i like how when they were showing the koala pictures phil said “awww look at dan” instead of “aww look at the koala”

[@teapuff7360]

Abbie Elizabeth I ship it

[@maritimebard]

I would too

[@masonisntonfire]

UwU

[@frybit4087]

OOOOwOOOO

[@genesislive715]

Phil actually says “look at that” I could understand why you thought he said Dan but if you slow it down he says “that” Have a good day :p bye!

[@annasnotabanana]

Is nobody gonna talk about how Dan was humming really weirdly and then looked so surprised when he saw that Phil was recording him at 15:22 lmao

[@s_lee]

yes!

[@arrawyngow9202]

bing-bada bing bad- **look of terror**

[@yeylalilmaz1629]

I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING THAT PART OMG

[@annasnotabanana]

***** to me it sounded like "-da bee bagda bew bow" lmao

[@kaipvv3008]

I saw that to

[@freyugh]

I can confirm Phil is indeed an angel.

[@areyoumarriedtothemusic5935]

you would know since you were sister daniel tbh o

[@evelynf5256]

Thank you Glen Coco

[@brianaprejoianu7504]

+Naomi Sowell that's just your opinion

[@pamisnotonfirel-310]

😇✨

[@britkittyxo]

thank you sister daniel

[@francescalbaines]

12:04 this part where Phil tries to feed the Emu always cracks me up.

[@realalfiedeyes100notfake9]

*HOW ON EARTH DID I JUST REALISE THAT THIS WAS POSTED ON THE DAY I SAW THEM IN PERSON*

[@phandomtrash2573]

Tyler Joseph's Piano YOU SAW THEM IN PERSON HOLY CRAP ARE THEY REALLY AWKWARD

[@yuh1390]

YOU ARE SO LUCKY OMG

[@трешпанда]

Actually Trash me: *jealous*

[@Elena-ld9nk]

lol this was 3 days before I saw them and it just made me extremely excited

[@mirakunzin7440]

JELOUS

[@mya9670]

Dan says he's so socially awkward and I watch this and I don't believe it anymore

[@MW2014321]

Mya I agreeee

[@soupdispensory460]

Mya that's because he has a Phill with him at the time

[@noahgraham5912]

That's because he has Phill with him, if it was just him, he'd probably by hanging at the back of the group and we probably wouldn't be seeing this vlog.

[@fteddybear]

Mya he's outgoing he just doesn't wanna admit it

[@jasminemunn2761]

Phil*

[@naiikki2442]

whENT HE KANGAROO SWATTED DAN AWAY IM CRYIGN

[@v___v3773]

DONT CRY, CRAFT

[@augustasmarcinkevicius8635]

SAAAAAMMEEE 😂😂

[@beatricegrant3853]

Yup😂

[@KLOMftw]

HAHAHAH IKR SUCH FUNNY MUCH LAUGH VERY DEAD

[@michaelceraaaaa]

ugh i want another day in the life so badly. these video are always so fun to watch

[@cadyfitzgerald3273]

Phil's "Yippee" gives me life oh my gosh.

[@clairealmond2076]

I am just silently wheezing as Phil is running away from an emu.

[@someonelogical7555]

Emo vs. Emu. The ancient war continues.

[@wickedburnout6876]

XD

[@meisjj]

phil in glasses Phil in gLASSES PHIL IN GLASSES

[@tylerlevesque5421]

He HAs tO wEar GLaSEs? OmG

[@ashlynvlogs2677]

+Tyler Is A Fail YOU DIDNT KNOW?

[@meisjj]

+Tyler Is A Fail U haven't been in the phandom for long I suppose?

[@marychanioti7403]

+Lily haha omg Phil in glasses😭😭❤❤❤i need help

[@hadaraperez808]

phil in glasses is just beautiful

[@sophiewilliams4500]

13:31 never in the history of youtube, will we ever see anything more pure than this moment 😍🙈🙊😂

[@danshobbithairx5715]

They would make great parents.

[@aliyahweaver7342]

Honestly like the way Phil was when he first got to hold dewy was literally me meeting and hugging them

[@aliyahweaver7342]

By them I mean Dan and Phil not the race of marsupials

[@greatbigorangecloud]

Aliyah Weaver me too lol

[@Starzz62]

+Aliyah Weaver thank you for that clarification cause I was ligit wondering if I should do that when I met them because they actually like it??

[@zo3979]

"touch the Adelaide balls" DANS FACE IM WHEEZING

[@zo3979]

*whispers in the distance* he touched the buttt

[@charlotteleto6500]

You ruined it...

[@justholly5680]

+Charlotte leto nothing is ruined if dans name is in the sentence

[@maizielangowski3948]

+Just Holly unless they are shit talking Dan

[@justholly5680]

+Panic! At The Black Parade and Twenty Øne Crybaboes if they are they will get beaten up by 3,713,673 people

[@beeftaco7086]

dan: “aren’t they just biscuits?” me: I👏 AM👏 OFFENDED👏 THAT👏 YOU👏 WOULD👏 EVEN👏 THINK👏 THAT👏

[@eadie4300]

SO👏🏻TRUE👏🏻

[@sammust4850]

THANK YOU

[@rowan_Bush]

But they are?

[@dudebro2282]

My aesthetic is Dan saying hello to all the animals.

[@krump.mp3235]

I am always an angry dorito.

[@emilyjo7755]

peaches and toast me

[@PhanMovies]

11:09 phil said ''look at Dan!'' i think that's so adorable omg

[@PhanMovies]

16:09*

[@JohannaHertzman]

I died a little when he said that, too cute!!

[@swethap2965]

That's so kawaii aww

[@hunter6087]

ikr ahh

[@S.1975-o4u]

Yuss

[@temporaryhamlet]

Sometimes I forget that they’re fully grown men.

[@gracehagele5462]

Jillian Smith don't we all

[@daisy6545]

Sometimes I call them boys not men

[@guso.2587]

DoNt wE aLL

[@ponthea7857]

Flip Smith same

[@mischief356]

It's not that I forget. *I refuse to believe.*

[@acewilson9278]

Dan: *holds the camera still while walking* Phil: *tHe CaMeRa Is HaViNg A fIt*

[@dontmindme7366]

Am I the only one who loves it when dan gets slapped by a kangaroo

[@tesselizabeth943]

Megan B Is Trash nope

[@trudyfalkenberry2015]

Megan B Is Trash when did he get slapped by a kanga

[@porter882]

Omg me too

[@longlivelester7477]

Fight me M8 I SOB every time

[@alden7682]

yes like kangaroo dont want yo germs boi

[@eiriellesyy1055]

I don't know who's cuter, Dan and Phil or the animals

[@AlleyCatAlex]

venetia all three

[@crystalandcrew4495]

Venetia Moneda ALL

[@guso.2587]

All of em

[@strm7960]

Venetia Moneda how about Dan and Phil with the animals

[@emilyjo7755]

Venetia Moneda Yes

[@fromthegallows]

dan: 'do you brush him or is he naturally this beautiful?' I like to think he's taking about phil.

[@bruhhrb7062]

uhhh brendon? could you didgeri- d o n t OH MY GOD YOUR PROFILE

[@yuh1390]

Your profile picture and username is amazing

[@fromthegallows]

Kiana lmao thanks

[@krump.mp3235]

WOW that spicy brendon forehead.

[@Empty_Echo]

*profile picture* and same xD

[@icywolfina2909]

Phil: what is that wombat milk Me: butter... it’s butter

[@Wow-uk2on]

I think it's ice cream on hot pancakes

[@jayisgreg1787]

No it’s definitely butter

[@ohmy255]

Looked like melted cream

[@Wow-uk2on]

@@jayisgreg1787 In aus butter is a tad yellower than in the video... the airy holes and general consistency look like ice cream. If it was butter it prob would've been salty. It's super common here to put ice cream on pancakes so i wouldn't be surprised

[@jayisgreg1787]

Anthony Janthony Crowley Oh sorry! I’m American lol

[@bearyanaa.5933]

I literally died when Dan almost got kicked by the kangaroo

[@prongsverse]

Ikr XD

[@fabbbbiiii]

I was laughing for a solid 10 min

[@bbmmroxmc9280]

ME TOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@harryjr1]

+Grape Pelican I live in mlb/ Melbourne

[@user-qz7xu1vq1y]

I LIVE IN MELBOURNE TOO

[@emmabruno7447]

Are we just going to ignore that dan called Phil an angel

[@alyssabland7322]

@EmmaBruno I think that was quite cute

[@FnegThomin]

And then he draws a pentagram

[@raelyn7546]

Dan: Whatever then get kicked by a kangaroo see if I care Me: *THUG LIFE*

[@googleirl289]

Me: OH YES PHIL, BEING KICKED BY A KANGAROO IS NOT AT ALL UNPLEASANT AND FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

[@Wolflover-ow2rg]

trxshio the tragedy I love your profile picture

[@ellerence3208]

11:23 'How dare you touch me, peasant'

[@starryeyedgirls_]

til kangaroos are similar to cats

[@peachydais]

Phil to koala: 'Hey buddy' Me: 'You in London?' Sorry I'm trash

[@sharingiskaren]

OML

[@vicky8308]

*claps slowly*

[@gu7473]

Lol

[@zyler3568]

oh my god same!!!

[@ferbgirl]

amazing username???

[@allyssak5909]

I haven't seen anybody comment about how Dan and Phil were jumping around with the kangaroos. it was my favorite part (so far)

[@madiridge5245]

SAME

[@acaciafennell674]

the funny thing about that is how they could mannage to get as close as they did. you can never get close to Kangaroos in the wild....

[@thefourthgrde1954]

I love these fluffy little babies!! Oh, and kangaroos and koalas are cute, too.

[@genuinelyparis7831]

Nice

[@sophiarose444]

omg same

[@user-ed2ts7rv3q]

SAMEE

[@fcayhr]

s aM E

[@Breadcrum.b]

same

[@inevera13]

The way he asks for its name and age as if it were a baby xkbskdndk

[@selena7611]

I freaking died at 11:30 when Dan asked it if it wanted a stroke and he stroked it awkwardly and the kangaroo swatted at him😂 that kangaroo is probably Dan as a kangaroo

[@selena7611]

11:23*

[@sqwooshh]

yasss

[@jojill23jtg]

SAME XDDDD

[@kaymay4205]

Yes!!!

[@sorrybae8492]

TRUEEEE

[@eddieee2]

Phil: ”She married that emu, plot twist.” Phil: *points at Dan* ”And I married that emo.” I had to..

[@RichieTozierTrashmouth]

Yas xD

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

Not yet we have to wait for 2022

[@notrubytuesday]

Edda Skovbjerg Paldam ffs

[@milkhee5057]

Sisterdanielstolemyheart TRASH 2022 is such a remarkable year, wait in 2022 who is the best man in Dan and Phil's wedding again?😂

[@damonanalburn4395]

Dan and Phil Trash a weird hybrid of Chris and pj

[@CinnoAJ]

THEYRE IN ADELAIDE MY HOME CITY AND THEY WENT TO THE WILDLIFE PARK THAT I ALWAYS GO TO WHICH MADE MY HEART WEAK

[@hollytaylor9489]

SAME OMG

[@danielaannederek]

Cinno AJ CINNO OMG U WATCH DAN & PHIL

[@ruby7ari]

Cinno AJ my QUEEN NOTICE ME PLS

[@hollytaylor9489]

AYYY THATS MY HOME CITY TOO AND I ALWAYS GO THERE TOO

[@freyagodfrey4556]

AYYY Hi Cinno XDD

[@krystalmarie2719]

I love how their koala pictures look like awkward eighth grade dance pictures

[@milliehicks9795]

when they were talking about the dingoes i thought they were saying sheeps so i was like have you even seen a sheep before

[@miftanurprahestri9950]

I think they said shibe not sheep

[@chickennuggets7999]

dan and phil are almost as sassy as gerard way OMG I love your username! 😂

[@katodolidze1265]

Same

[@maddi4699]

they were talking about shibes (shiba inus aka doges) lol

[@nono5120]

Have I guys noticed that Dans nails r longer than usual?! He said in one of his live shows that he would have to grow them out so they'll be nice to paint them!! Omg this little dork is actually gonna do it!

[@mossboss9236]

When does he usually do his live shows? I'm never there on time it seems :/

[@erillianbird8443]

9pm uk time on tuesdays

[@hayleypeltz7525]

The phanshows youtube account will repost the live shows, so you can go there if you miss them

[@jojill23jtg]

Omg Tru XDDDD

[@evew6161]

which one

[@bonkbeep647]

is everyone ignoring that Innocent Angel Phil Lester™ aggressively drew a "satanic symbol" (even though i think it's technically not one but he still attempted to draw something satanic)

[@meganberg9138]

Maybe he is an angel and the winchesters come to get him

[@teresakotsovolos748]

Ikr everyone is like OMG DAN IS HOLDING A KOALA OWJWNFUAJDNGU

[@saladtoppings6890]

When did he draw it?I watched the video for quite a few times but I can't find it

[@Cholekelman]

Pentagrams are drawn to repel evil spirits and demons etc so maybe he's just being precautious

[@nikki.fjones2558]

He's secretly ed elrick

[@scottolson9675]

1:08 Dan: “Why would I not be awake it’s the middle of the day?!” Me: so your telling me people actually get up before the middle of the day pfffftttt

[@gabriellethegreatpasquale6816]

Scott Olson I literally woke up at 3 pm today. Oops.

[@kiravikuckis6828]

you are trying to tell me that people sleep? WhAt Is ThIs

[@lilmisssasybonez939]

I took a screenshot of the openin shot of Phil, edited a picture of me in the corner and sent it to a friend saying that it was a FaceTime of me and my boyfriend. Still can't believe she bought it.

[@ms2409]

Looks like Danny Boi has competition

[@allytyler3322]

GENIUS!! 😂👌🏻

[@ellat8626]

I love how everyone else in the animal place thought they were hilarious

[@zoemattey9399]

yes me too! I love the fact that they make everyone they're around laugh

[@ellat8626]

+Zoe Mateya Ikr I'm like I RELATE TO YOU

[@MozaDestita432]

I think it's just Cornelia or Martyn, but yeah they are hilarious!

[@onderlauren]

+Moza Destita yeah the laugh does sound like PHILS mom

[@Shay-r9x]

Honestly what i was thinking

[@mossybandit]

Find someone that holds you like Dan and Phil hold the koala.

[@ikiruni]

TRUEEEEE

[@paintypaintpots]

trUE ASF

[@tehlamolord3170]

AYEEE I hope 😂😂😂😿

[@kaci7129]

Im aromantic ;-;

[@heyleavemealone2574]

Find someone who holds me like a small adorable yet terrifying baby?

[@zenjamini]

12:22 its been years but i still cant get over the way the emu looks up at dan 💀

[@allytyler3322]

There NEEDS to be MORE of these on the 2018 tour!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fifn3839]

Ally Tyler We do.

[@stealthlock6634]

"The first thing he's seen of the world is us. I'm sorry!" *Dan and some lady both laugh XD*

[@paigeharrod8764]

I think it was cornelia

[@btsbpr5anddriverera443]

+hannah ! yeah probably

[@hasnapatel9717]

That's something I would probably say

[@julenacastillo9631]

hahahahhahahaha, that was so funny

[@elleeray35]

Am I the only one who wants to see dans emu selfie tho?? 😂

[@piwi0718]

I want to too

[@pikaplushnetwork5845]

not alone

[@kelseypayne4440]

69 likes 😏

[@kelseypayne4440]

+PaleBlueDot ooh someone's salty :P

[@kelseypayne4440]

+PaleBlueDot keep telling yourself that :3

[@laurenmarsland7599]

i really don't want to be "that person" but holy shit this is exactly where I live and everything about this makes me want to cry bc I didn't see them

[@inesp9249]

YES PHIL IS A ANGEL THANK YOU

[@berlyn8748]

12:19 that goose is me running away from my responsibilities and problems

[@kb71404]

Me everyday

[@thecurtains]

Hahaha Too true.

[@jersienicole2676]

me 2

[@dineh5900]

same

[@itshannahhere5653]

Relatable

[@cara2218]

That "wombat juice" is called icecream

[@ebonybopp8291]

Cara Randall or just cream

[@beingbae1201]

Danandphilmemetrash #1 no because you could see that part of it was still frozen

[@notsassythesasquatch9198]

The fuck its custard

[@cloudyojbullet47]

its whipped cream I think

[@vortaex4135]

Wombat milk

[@robynkelly426]

Lady:”The fact that he’s eating shows he’s comfortable” Dan:”Same” I’m the mukbang dan literally says he hates eating In front of people cause he gets uncomfortable 😂🥰🖤

[@caitlanwatts9141]

DAN IS SO SASSY AT THE START OF THE VID LMAOOOOO 😂

[@srahbby]

Dan, a grown man, is hopping like a kangaroo. Lovely sight.

[@dubbydubbyquacke6140]

it was too cute

[@emilyburns5987]

Dangaroo😂

[@heckinalex1311]

LOL

[@dead4120]

I refuse to believe that Dan is a grown man

[@lucameyers13]

ur profile pic makes this 10 times better

[@user-he4xt3dc9w]

the look of fear in dan's eyes at 15:23

[@sofiasecenas3774]

Sad Potato OMG I just realize that it's funny

[@jilliancook2062]

Sad Potato screenshot took

[@poor.wayfaring.strxnger5198]

Sad Potato *takes screenshot*

[@tairbaz3650]

LopsidedUrie _ i

[@chloeehartt]

Sad Potato lol

[@gloss3204]

the burgers are better at hungry jacks

[@roriekydd4161]

I don't understand that reference (sorry I saw your profile picture and couldn't resist, I am Australia so I did understand but i had to stop to laugh for a solid five minutes)

[@gloss3204]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@memaymoo8088]

I just fucking wheezed, holyshit. I'm Australian too!

[@mer1958]

IM SO UPSET THAT THEY THINK ITS JUST A BURGER KING!!!1!

[@ellabennett285]

Mariah 29 lmao it is, I’m pretty sure America copyrighted the name Burger King so Australia had to change it

[@jt_sbz]

Woman -The fact that he's eating shows that he's comfortable Dan - *same*

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Jack Tossell Media mood

[@socksnotemo7980]

Dan and Phil holding koalas is my new religion.

[@farah6502]

+Safia Grey (SafiaG123) the pun game stops now

[@jessmorgan4037]

omg yes

[@maritza2842]

Yass

[@ameliafroggatt2928]

Dan's face tho! it made my craft 😭😭

[@evelynf5256]

I can finally tell people I'm religious

[@jay-yy2zb]

IVE STAYED IN THE EXACT HOTEL ROOM DAN WAS IN

[@sarapatterson6304]

LUCKY FRICK!!!!

[@Lexii23]

It'sJayJay SAME

[@zaaa1321]

It'sJayJay SAME HERE AAARGH!!!

[@catluvsdnp]

The most exciting thing I did was find it on google maps, I don't know what room he's in though

[@pastelbeme]

It'sJayJay LUCKY

[@justthatrandomunicornkitty2816]

i am screaming that the koala does not realise that it is being held by dan and phil

[@RandomYorkshireGaming]

To be fair, koalas don't realise much.