I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!

[@minjjis]

phil: is offended that dan doesn’t trust him also phil: gets his finger stuck in the scissors in the first minute of the video

[@Autojuht3]

>:(

[@veggiedragon1000]

I read this comment before the video and I thought Phil was only going to be mildly stuck. I was wrong.

[@heddja]

i laughed so hard at that

[@sssophie9292]

*Chuckling*

[@zamzam515]

That was hilarious

[@ratlesbian5498]

the absolute panic in dan's voice as he did a complete 180 from "get away from me you're gonna stab me with the scissors" to "NO COME BACK YOU'RE GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH THE SCISSORS" is beautiful.

[@anonisrose5915]

The "come here idiot!!" 😂😂

[@angelat4512]

The way he gets so panicked so quickly is hilarious I watched it like 4 times

[@gaxalee7392]

I started laughing so hard that my mom was looking at me funny. I told her why I was laughing and she just said, “oh god” with a laugh in her throat. I love this chaotic duo!

[@khaxjc1]

Truly wonderful

[@ellalove_55]

Time stamp?

[@saralafevers2411]

THE “AHHHH COME HERE IDIOT” WAS THE MOST UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

[@carmellaroberts1331]

I SCREAMED IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IT REMINDS ME OF ME AND MY GF ❤️😂😂😂

[@whatever_emma]

THERES NO REAL THAT SOUND WAS REAL

[@teddeeznuts]

timestamp I beg of you

[@Loki-fl1rk]

1:07

[@cherylwilson8743]

@@teddeeznuts right at start when Phil has the scissors stuck on his finger

[@mozzy4233]

this entire video just has: “what do you have?” “a KNIFE” energy

[@emilydickinson5422]

LMAOOO

[@emily6857]

"NO" (sorry I had too finish it )

[@sebastian__]

the sound barrier 💀💀💀

[@sl0wt0wn9]

LMAO TRUEE

[@MariaKiran1]

😂

[@GisseASMR]

I love that I still enjoy watching them as much as I did when I was 16

[@oopsy-daisy]

SAME

[@Nancysroom]

samee

[@caelanoldacc]

me too :,) i’ve fully grown up with them. i started watching them at like 12, and i’m 21 now.

[@alyssagggghik]

They always make me happy :)

[@madelynng.w.8333]

I'm 16 and I love that I still love watching them as much as when I was 12

[@norianeberne2164]

dan asking "am i straight now" with terror in his eyes will forever be a mood

[@geris4611]

i love it so much

[@junohoppe]

it’s literally me

[@taylorbritt499]

Timestamp?

[@lttlespacey]

i like the color of your pfp... :)

[@Rachel-tg1wu]

12:58

[@kaitlynlouise7706]

When Phil said "woosh" a clump of cat hair drifted across my keyboard and it really made for a 4D experience

[@milkymoonbeam]

lmaoo

[@relatableusername]

This is proof Phil offers quality content. LMAO

[@TimeBucks]

I missed Dan's laugh.

[@addisonarnold5444]

Haven’t we all

[@OranJJeTofu]

I’ve missed his screaming

[@AlienZizi]

the forgotten bird noises

[@Nashtoon_]

We all did

[@bookenjoyer3970]

Same

[@hfjbjvf]

didn't realize how much i missed dan's *screams* breaking through the _sound barrier_

[@musicbysasha_]

fr i didn't know my phone volume could be that high when i had set it that low

[@elliamaris]

Its like a russian roulette for my ears

[@AJ-uo5zl]

surprisingly nostalgic

[@misxfitx]

it was maybe a bad idea to watch this after my whole family has already gone to sleep. i swear my volume is as low as possible to hear them talk but suddenly dan screams and it feels like the volume is all the way up lmao

[@chickenskink1]

It made me remember that I have roommates

[@StayEmilino]

Dan legit about to say “Guy trapped me in his house for ten years” made me literally laugh out loud.

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

sameeeee 😂

[@unclesnow3678]

Wait isn't that another way round? I thought Dan kidnapped Phil years ago 😏

[@woodfur00]

@@unclesnow3678 #1 Phil trash ✌️😌💖

[@GradientTowers]

i didn’t realize how much i missed dan absolutely *screeching* his head off at phil

[@artistinahammock3885]

i needed those screeches in my life, they made me happy

[@dangermenatwork]

i live for his screeches

[@GradientTowers]

@@dangermenatwork me too😌

[@dylancole1910]

Same..😂

[@macularius]

I think the sheer drama of "COME HERE, IDIOT" has overshadowed the masterpiece that is "willy-nilly silly Philly"

[@OranJJeTofu]

“That was too positive we can’t end the video like that” *ends the video in the most wholesome way possible*

[@moisavictoria]

Pls lmao also you have many likes

[@LolaPopente]

Hey Dwight

[@brie]

dan yelling at phil like a scared mom with their toddler when he got the scissors stuck around his finger PLSSS

[@farinatasmia9134]

IKRRRR I WAS HOWLING, like i do that sometimes without realising 😂

[@elliesheridan8003]

He got so worried it was adorable! He cares about his best friend so much

[@LiSkyFox]

I honestly also had fear

[@nerdygal6133]

I’ve missed the angelic sound of his screams so much

[@augustthacker5704]

"COME HERE, IDIOT" (affectionate)

[@emmiebunny04]

The thing I love Dan and Phil is that their dynamic is simultaneously "two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another" but it's also "concerned Dad and Phil"

[@the.atlas.collective]

okay stop but the “ two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another” is such a cute story idea 😂

[@Sentientmatter8]

Momager

[@arabianprince7508]

Save Palestine from Israel war crimes, spread the message and before judging get information, you can start at r/LetsTalkPalestine

[@angelxdustyy8237]

sangwoo?

[@roosimx8911]

I’ve watched this video so many time and I still nearly piss myself laughing at “you want a straight line? Jaggies?” “Oh no I’ve done a Jaggie”

[@kc--]

"Harry, I have no styles" is such an underrated joke

[@ikissjessicajones]

I LOVED IT SM

[@lilaroberts8101]

yess that’s exactly what i was thinking that was actually a good joke and barely anyone is appreciating it

[@mishyann4061]

Right? I laughed for a solid minute

[@s8nisbae]

I love how phil is constantly making accidental sex jokes and when he actually tries to tell one it makes no sense

[@JessicaBiilor]

Peak Phil Lester tbh

[@300blackcats]

he's like link from good mythical morning

[@sebastianandersson554]

And just like every other man he can't seem to tell the difference between millimeters and inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@moontoosoon2152]

get the lubricant!!

[@natashaO-O]

@@sebastianandersson554 omfg 😂😭

[@annastars1537]

Dan has defintely grown as a person over the last 10 years but he still has the ability to break my eardrums multiple times in one video

[@k80_]

I hear the shrieking and get thrown back in time to 2012

[@withinsanityy]

The shrieking fills a void in my heart I didn't know was there

[@zermit435]

the toad hair really fit with the toad shrieking hahaha

[@flops_01]

He broke the sound barrier...

[@user-ev9yz1yb7l]

do u go to stem?

[@bellsy4622]

Look at him tolerating people near his neck he's come so far

[@roryu338]

This is an OG comment

[@staycreations08]

🥺literally

[@artsyebonyrose]

exactly what i was thinking LMAO

[@ellaelliott4415]

I think it's just Phil though because they're friends

[@brandoneber6485]

@@ellaelliott4415 "friends" lol

[@sobphie]

the fact that you had to tell him to close the scissors....Dan, thank you, seriously and sincerely, for not letting Phil DIE all of these years

[@lexaprobabes5947]

I know right

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Yes, thank fuck Dan has been here or else Phil would've tripped and fallen into a sharp object like 9 years ago

[@Manilove223]

I literally said the same thing 😂

[@misschanandlerbong753]

Phil is literally live action Happy Wheels

[@tylerblack3962]

It’s stupid but Dan joking saying “I don’t do anything straight” makes me so happy cause it shows he’s more comfortable with himself.

[@kamamaunillama31]

I had the same thought. I think just all the little jokes he makes like that just show how much better he's feeling about being himself and how he doesn't feel he has to hide those things and it just lights up my day to know that

[@goldenpie6]

i definitely get what you mean, but i also feel like he made those jokes even before coming out xD

[@genericname8727]

@@goldenpie6 he definitely did lol

[@ellenlouise8135]

@@goldenpie6 I think it’s just they have new meaning now because there’s context with him coming out.

[@EyeconicLaura]

Dan truly had my favorite transformation on the internet. The fact that a lot of us were young when we started watching D&P means we grew up with them and ended up coming into ourselves at the same time they both came out. Seeing someone who, for most of our formative years kept this giant secret about themselves, be so casually open now, is oddly emotional.

[@danlashida]

Phil talking about Dan's book at the end because he thinks he hasn't talked about it too much is just so wholesome, it shows how much he cares and supports Dan.

[@teddeeznuts]

i see i'm not the only phannie turned dsmp stan lmaoo

[@annemarieherbschleb3257]

I'm not crying, my eyes are just leaking

[@suzanneallard9053]

I love the pfp

[@rebekahapps9828]

ahh another dan and phil fan turned gnf stan, i feel ur pain 💗

[@daisynaish1823]

hellloooo gogy profile picture so we all turned mcyt fans did we

[@olasit9228]

Phil's "secret message" at the end is so heartwarming, it's nice to see how proud he is of Dan

[@naiomik6179]

I was wondering about that, why is is silent?

[@naiomik6179]

I was wondering about that, why is is silent?

[@alyswilliams5855]

I'm just enjoying how Phil asked Dan what was going on in his life and then stopped cutting his hair to listen attentively as if a barber would ever do that

[@DavidFlowers777]

I really missed having to adjust the volume every few seconds because of Dan's screaming. No really, I did, this makes me happy

[@j_fenrir]

It really does

[@kauradam]

Exactly 😭

[@Fyrienwood]

mood

[@ashtwrz]

when others do it I'm like "You totally could have fixed that while editing" but when dan screams: PLEASE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[@Ghostkid-777]

It's been so long since I've heard him scream in a video, it genuinely made me jump / flinch

[@bellap0499]

i cannot DESCRIBE how happy i am that i get to change my volume every ten seconds to accommodate dan’s screams

[@zeliemorrow2453]

Fr like I lowk missed it

[@axtiexe]

especially with my headphones so my ears bLEEED

[@averyalbertson7546]

I JUST DID THIS😭

[@mackenzieoyola8020]

bro this comment like made me emotional, i’ve missed them so much. i’m so grateful to see them happy :)

[@idksamir]

FELT

[@Invisiblegirlswatchn]

Reasons Dan Needs Phil: snacks, support during existential crises, acceptance as a person, reminder people can be kind, etc. Reasons Phil Needs Dan: avoid death by scissors, catch a pigeon named Steve, and cuss on KZbin

[@epitomeoflaziness22]

make sure he doesn't eat glue

[@MinuEndaKanal]

the comedic timing, the density of jokes, the serious discussion of mental health... perfection

[@soleicarlson4557]

My best friends🥰

[@sofiajearally9710]

Phil using this as an opportunity to make Dan talk about his book is so wholesome

[@outlast_the_night7727]

honestly these two could discuss their grocery list on camera and it would still be the most entertaining content I'd see that week, their chemistry and complimentary personalities are just unmatched

[@whythenumber]

The way you read my mind

[@taiylorledrew7281]

True dat

[@micamancini5800]

They’re the definition of soulmates

[@julianarocha9370]

underrated comment

[@dayschange2]

I’ve come to appreciate Phil’s fondness for Dan’s shriek laughs so much more since taking film editing classes and learning how easy it is to reduce the sound of something. It’s something they literally teach the first day. Letting Dan blow out our eardrums is a choice Phil makes. Because those moments are Dan being too funny to edit.

[@welldressedbird]

thanks for this comment now i’m sobbing

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

🥹

[@lauradevine0]

STOP IT 😭

[@lucyrox100]

To anyone not in England who may not know: hairdressers have been open in England for like a month... they chose to do this

[@getout_inc]

Part of me wonders if they did this now just in case something went too wrong and they wanted a backup loool

[@augustthacker5704]

Phil seeing that hair salons are open: "hmmm hair salon ey?"

[@c0smodrom]

they've been doing social distancing before it was cool and they are not going to stop it now

[@ollie8185]

Yeah haha I was wondering why this was popping up now of all times

[@thomascampbell350]

Wow what’s it like for your country to be livable rn?

[@jacquelinemartinez3903]

Can’t believe I forgot how capable Dan is at breaking the sound barrier

[@s.e.s.9146]

Wow I didn't know that Dan was that fast

[@k80_]

God the sound barrier..... how could we forget about the sound barrier??? this reference has layers and requires watching these lads for like a full decade

[@crimsoznt]

the sound barrier- **head in hands**

[@erensneck]

That's what happens when you go fast

[@jacquelinemartinez3903]

@@erensneck ik it’s a inside joke from another video, lots of lore behind it

[@littlemustacheemoticon]

After two years, I realized that my brain wasn’t used anymore to Dan’s Angry Eagle screams and my eardrums just yeeted themselves out of my head

[@SimplyMeezy]

Omg I’m the same way! Lol

[@min_nad]

Same

[@lumae8216]

Gosh same, but I’ve missed this. I’ve missed my ears getting destroyed.

[@stevetayler9518]

In all seriousness, I love how Phil uses the technique of de-escalating anxiety/catastrophic thoughts here by going ‘and’ ‘and’ to show that the consequences of the worries aren’t that bad

[@CatarinaSi]

What do you mean?

[@notlucadaniel]

@@CatarinaSi not 100% sure, but I'm guessing talking through future events, which makes you realise they're *probably* not as bad as your anxiety tells you. for example: 'help my personal book is going to be out in the world' (scary) 'and?' 'it's going to actually help people' (less scary)

[@CatarinaSi]

@@notlucadaniel aaahhhh

[@zhen1651]

this is so sweet im

[@usernameirrelevant]

i never considered that that is what he is doing, but it really is. jesus

[@tadabae]

phil: "that was too positive, we can't end the video like this" also phil: records the sweetest message of support at the end

[@MirianRodrigues483]

Dan is so brave to let Phil cut his hair when he is about to do events and interviews to promote his book.

[@kayveil]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@jjaster]

what if he deep dives into a beanie era

[@ellespoonies]

@@jjaster if he does we know why

[@bird.brainsss]

@@jjaster he would become wilbur soot

[@lilajanick]

It’s not bravery. It’s trust.

[@lexorcised]

“that was too positive, we can’t end the video like that” [adds a whole section talking about how happy dan is and how he’s proud of him] wtf

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

*slaps him on ear*

[@onlyoncetbj]

that was so damn sweet i love their friendship

[@JustEdgeOfficial]

@@onlyoncetbj I wish I had a friend like that

[@bobbibitybob]

@@onlyoncetbj they are such great friends

[@snehap4404]

@@onlyoncetbj their friendship is so great

[@natashalawely2900]

i like how dan said "i'll post *something*" as in a singular thing bc we all know he'll drop a bombshell of a video and then ghost us for the next 18 months

[@colonelduck6211]

18 months is very generous

[@anya1077]

How’s it feel to be a prophet? Lmao

[@kingcallum8928]

Sad but true 😓

[@idiotburner5616]

18 months, or 6 years?

[@viv7627]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[@airabelle]

phil saying it’s all fine with the least convincing face was the most relatable thing ever

[@shroombean9329]

I like how nostalgia for this fandom is Dan screaming in fear

[@savanna2708]

alternative title: dan screaming out of fear for 19 minutes

[@LukasJamesonHin]

Notice how Phil's not shocked or scared by Dan's sudden LOUD screams He's used to it😂✨

[@danielhowell]

as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not going to talk to you for a week (thanks)

[@314RatsInATrenchcoat]

We’ll see how that goes

[@jazmina2393]

omg you are a member

[@maddiegordon7937]

hey lol

[@SpaceyMad]

wholesome times

[@cactipoke]

i get u i am unable to process that people actually have positive opinions of me

[@feikoff2206]

The real reason Dan & Phil have lived together for so long wasn’t because they’re best friends or enjoy each other’s company but because Dan’s the only one who’s been able to keep Phil alive this whole time.

[@cassandra8209]

This implies that others have tried and failed to keep Phil alive, meaning that Phil has been revived from the dead at least once

[@prylledie]

seems like its mutual

[@ebbie2595]

@@cassandra8209 that’s why he’s so pale

[@GoblynKing]

I THOUGHT THIS TOOO

[@min_nad]

You broke the code

[@milaskundric]

i FORGOT how loud dans laugh is and how much i love them together

[@lauristrash1415]

two best friends in a room, they might die. Dan: yes we will

[@lebonemagagane]

phil: what dan: i said yes we will

[@drugs6529]

LMFAOOO

[@harrietantrobus4578]

💀💀💀💀

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

How can something be so chaotic and yet so heartwarming? Wait... did I just accidentally describe the entire Dan and Phil-verse in one sentence? Yes, I think I did.

[@spongebeth9491]

Im sorry but Dan and Phil-verse has me ROLLING

[@Anna-cs5sb]

STOP, Phil adding the part at the end because Dan was too modest to promote his own book was so sweet. Phil is so genuinely proud of Dan ah 🥺

[@m0nnie_]

MY LITERAL HEART ❤️🥺

[@chloerose203]

dan: *puts his whole soul into a book, talks about mental health trying to help people* phil: it’s good

[@user-eq2ds2hc6i]

the end message

[@maddiecarter2864]

The wine glass and ribena is taking me back to the internet support group days

[@ellaelliott4415]

I WANT ANOTHER SO BAD

[@siyabhanshali579]

I MISS THOSE

[@Love-Sensibility]

Omg ribena lmao

[@ollyollyoxen]

Phil: Almost beheads Dan by letting go of a mirror too quickly Also Phil: Walks crotch-first into a pole Also Phil: Tries to take off scissors without closing them Also Phil: " i hav s t e a d y h a nd s : D"

[@mars30]

also phil: *has unsteady hands*

[@callmeturg]

@@mars30 your profile pic omg folie is such a good album

[@andimoz]

im honestly amazed at how he's still alive at this rate

[@zephyr3693]

phil: "i have steady hands!" phil: *holds out hands which are shaking like a leaf in a hurricane*

[@jojoba_k]

this is has been out for less than a minute and it’s already a fandom staple

[@SaraRankins.]

Staple

[@Breauner]

@@SaraRankins. nono, this video is where we all park our horses

[@awkwardotter13]

@@Breauner our horse princes?

[@bornwithhorns]

@@awkwardotter13 Nooo, I was trying to forget about those videos XD

[@valequi1219]

as it should

[@fanpet3912]

Imagine Phil being your hairdresser. Constantly doubting himself vocally, screeching every now and then, and just being a general mess. While he cuts your hair the whole time.

[@happyparallel3809]

me when I cut my own hair

[@megancanuto7638]

To be fair this is me every day at cosmetology school

[@prageruwu69]

i would be dead

[@Thiscoldice]

Imagine your hairdresser saying: now don’t be mad

[@Detsu98]

Tbh I kinda need that

[@ChumpkinPumpkin]

WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE ENDING SCENE THATS SO SWEET OF PHIL TO SAY THAT

[@emilymarley4505]

The chaotic energy emitted from this video is everything to me. Ribena in a wine glass?? Iconic. Scissors stuck on fingers?? It happens. Dan screaming?? Absolutely. I'm here for this 1000%.

[@desiree610]

as someone who has watched dan and phil since about 2013/2014, it makes me really happy and proud to see them openly talk about their sexuality

[@shaunabiles9271]

I know I'm so proud of where they've come

[@paul1n3]

LITERALLY

[@aidaadib2937]

It feels like a fever dream honestly

[@isabellevasquez7433]

Same!! Being closeted when they were and coming out with them was so wonderful

[@MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD]

It must be such a relief to be themselves 😭

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

“I’ve got the naked raw-“ “Put rubber on it” “I’ve got the 13 inches-“ this all happened in the span of 7 seconss

[@pdiao25]

7 second challenge, ✨innuendo✨ edition

[@rowanatkinsonn]

"Dan's backdoor action" "If you want my back cam on OnlyFans..."

[@elly8353]

You must be new here

[@HomosapienNo94628]

@@rowanatkinsonn i think you meant *OnlyDans 😂

[@TalkativeTess]

Anyone else just continuously circle back to this video because it's become your comfort video? I deadass watch this AT LEAST once a week.

[@Jasson_is_bored9653]

It heals me

[@karmaisacat9]

Yes 😂❤

[@ASMRplanet]

This makes me unbelievably happy 😭✨

[@jess7708]

Omg i love your content! I had no idea you enjoyed these dimbos like the rest of us 😭 the world isnt so big after all

[@maisynelson7202]

omg seeing the asmr channels i watch on other channels is always so funny to me lol

[@hayliecassidy711]

Omg hi sophie!

[@TheJellybean180]

Hi Sophie! Love your videos! 🥰

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

Saaaame

[@ecargecyoj2458]

dan before: ‘if anyone touches the back of my neck, i’ll karate chop them.’ dan now: **lets phil hoover the back of his neck.**

[@savageuzumaki2518]

Trust is the key.😌

[@anaelisafonseca9087]

im feeling some nezumi vibes

[@Prabh_]

Phil is the exception.

[@savageuzumaki2518]

@@Prabh_ yes.

[@Katie-cs4ie]

Phil is special

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

“Fun fact this sheep was called shrek so more similarities to Dan” lol relatable

[@christinecarcil5135]

Dan’s *inhuman shriek* COME HERE IDIOT!!! Was so. Genuine. The horror. The feeling that you get when your best friend nearly kills you- amazing.

[@lauratwinkle6420]

This made me howl with laughter 😂

[@lowercasesama.1451]

@@lauratwinkle6420Howell

[@kritisrivastava0]

"We have-" "Broken ground" "Who needs ten toes?" "Who needs feet?" They share one (1) brain cell

[@sebastianandersson554]

I'd say there are two general warning signs you should always watch out for when going to a hairdresser: 1. Is the person filming you with the intention of uploading the footage to KZbin 2. Is the hairdresser Phil Lester If any of these signs are present in your hairdressing experience - *flee*

[@j_fenrir]

_nyooooooooooom_

[@mysterysunfurled]

I'd let Phil cut my hair, no matter what the results were :)

[@pulchrachao]

I'll do some scissoring😂😂😂😂😂

[@pulchrachao]

"I'm a good top"

[@pulchrachao]

"hey you're not bleeding Dan give me at least a three"

[@brie]

when dan referenced reasons why dans a fail and his square hair, a vault in my brain unlocked that i didn’t think could be opened

[@brie]

FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE PHIL LIKED THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK PHIL ILY HI I MISSED YOU

[@leaslame]

i’ve cut my boyfriend’s hair twice now during quarantine, and both times i was more focused on keeping a straight face than actually cutting the hair. i didn’t want to freak him out exactly like phil is doing to dan here

[@SahiraASMR]

Did he like ur haircut? 😍 Ive been wanting to cut my brother's but im scared😂😂

[@leaslame]

@@SahiraASMR the first time i cut his hair he liked it but i thought it looked a little bit funky.... the second time was a lot better and he's gotten a lot of compliments on the cut :)))

[@thornprick2645]

YES LMAO

[@thornprick2645]

@@leaslame oh good job!

[@thornprick2645]

But yes I was just thinking this like, Dan is screaming but has a lot patience lmao. Good for both of them.

[@ebbie2595]

"The salon isn't in Vegas, but you are in my chair." - Phil Lester 2021

[@MORNINGSTAR_PRODUCTIONS]

After all these years I’m so happy Dan’s instant reaction is still just fuckn scream

[@felucca]

my ears are not happy about it, r.i.p.

[@WordsAndWhimsy]

Alternate title: Testing Dan's Stress Levels For 19 Minutes Straight

[@cynanee]

I can't explain it but their energy in this video is 10 times fonder/sweeter than usual??? Also Phil looks so incredibly good

[@anarcholoser]

wake up babe a new comfort video dropped

[@gnomad28]

underrated comment

[@creekunderscore]

LITERALLY ME LMAO

[@j_fenrir]

YES

[@drowninglisa]

Literally yes

[@Scarletmoon02]

“I’m a good top but the bottom...people might want it but it’s not there” I burst out laughing during that and the 13 inch fiasco lmaoo

[@riverday4783]

Is this Dan confirming he’s a top,,,, who knows 🤣🤣🤣

[@oliviagil799]

@@ae5704 17:50

[@sinkpig]

Jfc, stop assuming things about people, take it as a joke please

[@trashcanman9357]

No but he definitely did that on purpose. It’s been a running joke that people think dans a bottom (even since before he came out which is sad and invasive) but that was kinda hilarious of him

[@SomeOne-pg2js]

2:30 ah yes, the famous saying: "What stays in the salon stays in the - What is in the salon is not in the salon ... The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair!"

[@sabrinapetz8581]

I’ve waited for someone to comment this so THANK YOU BC THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[@ahhh4117]

I'm gonna get this tattooed on my butt

[@fannyhell6473]

Thanks for writing it out because it made me choke laughing all over again

[@skylar-blustarmer3504]

"The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair" better stick 😂😂

[@aloneinthedark8081]

I still love their energy. I love how they’ve never been cancelled and their comments are always either wholesome or funny. Danny has been taking a break from KZbin and that could be a great move for him. I’m in total support of their journey. Best wishes for the future

[@llamaglitter]

Here is a little light to sit with you in the dark🕯 ❤

[@elliamaris]

Phil: this is too positive we can't end the video like this Also Phil: *gives wholesome ending message in support of Dan*

[@emotrash]

“What stays in the salon stays-” “What stays in the s-“ “What? What am I saying?” “What is in the salon... is not in the salon” “The salon isn’t in Vegas... but you are in my chair” Close enough I guess 😂

[@jadelily3428]

“Harry I-have-no-styles” I’m crying I have never related to anything more in my life

[@getout_inc]

Mood lmfao I’m just a giant hoodie who emits Twenty One Pilots energy

[@tvglitch3059]

these comment sections have turned from "eDgY iNsEnSiTiVe JoKeS 🤪" to "I love them and miss them and we're all growing up 😔✊" we've all become sappy :///

[@saragarofano6471]

Boomer

[@lisa_vxng]

it's supposed to be cheesy...

[@natashaO-O]

yeahh we’re all sappy twats now

[@moisavictoria]

Gw2yyey2tw

[@siyabhanshali579]

:’)

[@bobothefool3909]

i love how it's been a decade but DAN STILL WON'T LAUGH LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING SO WE DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TURN DOWN THE VOLUME EVERY TWO SECONDS

[@giraffe3700]

i like to leave it up, dans loud laughter and screaming is part of the experience

[@cynicismpiee]

@serdy ximi *SWEENEY PHIL WHFBSNVB*

[@creativethingsbyavani]

In Dan’s defence, I laugh the same way

[@pfftthatscrazy]

I WAS READING THIS AND HE STARTED LAUGHING AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME-

[@xxmango_juicee1486]

ME

[@rhiannaross]

phil attempting to say “what happens in the salon stays in the salon” actually sent me into tears

[@aforaesthetics1620]

I've desperately missed having to frantically turn down my volume every time Dan screams so I don't wake my family.

[@jessicaable5095]

Read this just as Dan screamed. Sorcery!

[@Jiminjiminj]

ME TOO I had to put on headphones ahha!

[@_sch_eme_]

Watching this with my finger next to my phones speaker waiting for dan to yell lmao

[@uranaturalblue1959]

My life has felt empty without it 🤣

[@Unfriendlymachine13]

He had this witch scream and witch laugh I love him 😂

[@hannia__]

13:52 phil saying "whoosh" everytime he gets close to dan's ear so dan doesn't get scared or stressed out too much is so sweet yes dan you're his baby let him keep going lol

[@kindlygourd]

Phil: That was too positive, we can’t end the video like that Phil: *smacks Dan*

[@merlumili]

also Phil: ends the video with a heartwarming message

[@tbc_cosplay]

Less than a week after Phil tells the story of almost murdering Dan with a mirror, we're back at it again with sharp objects near our faces!

[@Octobris]

the trust is real, honestly ;D (Even I wouldn't trust Phil with scissors)

[@seafoam8845]

@@Octobris Nobody except Dan does

[@BeastTheMadness]

"One direction more like 17 directions. Harry I have no Styles." got me

[@elizabethcrumpton6505]

@asioe kiou I died there

[@elizabethcrumpton6505]

Btw, when was that, can I have a timestamp?

[@moisavictoria]

Kggggggg i love that

[@callyjorkowski297]

@@elizabethcrumpton6505 4:43

[@notcrying1441]

@@elizabethcrumpton6505 wait im not the only 💙💚 here?

[@kotychey3034]

Dan : “the very tops okay. I’m a good top, but the bottom… people might want it but it’s not there.” I had to pause the video and take a moment because I wasn’t expecting that and I almost choked on my drink laughing

[@SOLmeMAYBE]

This!! I know it just got buried beneath everything else that happened in this video, but Dan has sneakily put this in (no pun intended oh, God) even before the 2023/2024 innuendos. AND I AM LIVING

[@sophbilliex2232]

“basically i’m straight” me at family gatherings before i came out last year

[@danaekoloka9819]

This video has everything a classic Dan and Phil video needs

[@nataliewing4337]

Every Dan and/or Phil video is an instant classic

[@angelat4512]

PROTIP

[@mr.adrian867]

Dan is giving me big parent energy that agreed to volunteer for his son's haircut career

[@tiagol-t951]

"haircut career"

[@abigailpowell5651]

Especially at 1:08 yelling come here

[@malalaliyah]

1000th like! :D

[@lanegirl6121]

@@tiagol-t951 I wish they could adopt me:(

[@sxarsfade]

I love phill is usually crazy and silly, yet when dan is talking about something serious like his book he goes into a more like serious state and doesn't talk over Dan at all and just respect him so much

[@whatapineapple2005]

And now we see Dan in his natural habitat: With Phil, and regretting all of his life decisions.

[@Lava_Girl6869]

The accuracy though

[@Courtney-dg9iq]

Dan screaming trying to get Phil to close the scissors because he's afraid Phil will get hurt is total love and care for another person right there

[@leonametalian]

we need some LuBrIcAnT is one of the most Phil things I've ever heard because in that moment I saw Dan just pause and then unpause life just for a moment. idk I just saw a sparkle of fear in dan's eyes. congrats phil on scaring dan (edit: 1:01)

[@mar1983horrors]

Not even 2 minutes in and it’s “hello personified fire engine, can you come lubricate my friend’s ring finger?”, god I missed Dan so so much 🤣🖤

[@kath26]

You know what I'd like? For Dan and Phil to record a video together, and then edit it separately. Then, they could post their respective versions on their accounts. Then, we could see the comparison! I just think it would be neat.

[@Detsu98]

THIS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA

[@soccergirl3248]

I don't know how the KZbin algorithm works but I want this to happen, so I'm just going to comment on order to make this comment more popular (if this is the way it works, lol) BTW I love the idea :)

[@Detsu98]

@@soccergirl3248 yeah same here idk either how it works but I guess commenting helps👀

[@creekunderscore]

omg this is an amazing idea what

[@imabandit5739]

bwhshaba i need this in my life xD

[@alycianicole5871]

“do I look like a hot american tiktok zoomer?” is not a sentence that I will soon forget

[@fenestrapain]

His hair like that 15:23 is giving me MAJOR TROYE SIVAN vibes.

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

This is the comment thread I was looking for! 😂

[@kingcallum8928]

Subscribe to his onlyDans 😂

[@anniebellec]

just two homies living together for 10+ years, giving each other haircuts, building a dream home, and helping eachother come out. friendship goals😍

[@fictionaliv9782]

historians will say they were best friends

[@hayleytagliaferri]

PLEASE

[@murielkramer7674]

Historians will say that they never married any women, but have a great collection of (dead) potted plants and, for some reason, a hidden golden pig

[@min_nad]

And they were roomates

[@ChooaBunny]

They look like really good friends

[@nikitaahhh898]

I fell out of Dan and Phil a while back but used to be obsessed with them (went to both tours, bought both books plus hundreds worth of merch, watched every video 100s of times and surrounded my life with them) but this came up on my recommended and I gotta admit, while they may not be my thing anymore just watching them be screaming, friendly and stupid brought me back to when times were simpler, easier and when I was younger. Even if it was for 20 minutes it was a nice break to truly forget about everything and be a young teen again

[@kometa4940]

Imagine going to the hairdresser who is screaming in panic while cutting your hair