Crazy German Tanks Size Comparison 3D

Landkreuzer P1500 Monster has landed !
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On 23 June 1942 the German Ministry of Armaments proposed a 1,000-tonne tank - the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. Adolf Hitler expressed interest in the project and the go-ahead was granted.
In December, Krupp designed an even larger 1,500 tonne vehicle - the P. 1500 Monster. The P. 1500 was to be 25 m (82 ft) long, weighing 1800 tonnes, with a 250 mm hull front armor, four Daimler-Benz MB.501 diesel aero engines, and an operating crew of over 100 men.
This "land cruiser” would have been a self-propelled platform for the 800mm Schwerer Gustav K (E) gun artillery piece - the heaviest artillery weapon ever constructed by shell weight and total gun weight, and the largest rifled cannon by calibre.
LIGHT TANKS
Kugelpanzer
Hochammer
Panzerjager I
Orionwagen
Kampfwagen M28
Marienwagen
Leichttraktor
Leichter Kampfwagen II
Panzer II
Sturmpanzer I Bison
Panzer 38(t)
MEDIUM TANKS
Hetzer
15 cm sIG Jagdpanzer 38t
Treffas-Wagen
Skoda T-25
Flakpanzer IV Kugelblitz
StuG III
Nashorn
Mobelwagen
Ostwind
Panzer IV
Sturmpanzer
HEAVY TANKS
A7V
A7V-U
Panther
Jagdpanter
Tiger I
Elefant
Sturmtiger
King Tiger
Jagdtiger
SUPER HEAVY TANKS
K-Wagen
Karl-Gerat
VK 72.01 (k)
E-100
Maus
Panzer IX
Panzer X
SUPER ULTRA HEAVY TANKS
Schwerer Gustav
Landkreuzer P1000 Ratte
Landkreuzer P1500 Monster
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[@mauricio_ds2322]

6 years old boy: starts drawing a "tank" Hitler's engineer: so anyway, I started building

[@jawed4106]

@@gabrielalmeida6917 roPlox? What's that?

[@Seraphormite]

@@jawed4106 *ROBLOX* WhErE u MaKe A fAkE iMaGiNaTiOn

[@CosmoCommo04]

Quality

[@Daesarul]

@@Seraphormite also where kids get scammed in adopt me

[@kupotheisil8816]

most of them were made before hitler came to power

[@kevinjennings9699]

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[@phoenixalexander8310]

Lol

[@S_auce]

Commander: "Men, the elastic fibers of the ridge wallet can not be pierced. Say goodbye."

[@14austyboi]

LOL

[@roniz2345]

XD

[@shoosheep183]

while it’s playing the music in the video in the background

[@didyouknow55]

I gotta admit , the germans had wild designs for these tanks , but the landkreuzerp.1500 monster is insane , didn't even know that monstrosity existed.

[@xshullaw]

Unlike the Ratte, which had some thought given into and a few parts built or at least prototyped, the Monster was purely conceptual and was mainly for propaganda, like a few other "massive tank" designs that "existed" near the end of the war.

[@Sneke-qc5xo]

​@xshullaw Bro I thought you were my alt cuz I have the sma epicurean on my alt

[@1zsn303]

Basically a Schwerer Gustav on tracks.

[@veniaminsinitski2910]

​@@1zsn303I just wanted to say that! But yes, this is literally Gustav, drowning in the giant "tank chassis"

[@ruijurassico2028]

how does someone even loses a war with those, things, thye're not tanks they're, hell idk what that is but godamnit

[@threshfromd11]

Imagine seeing that p.1500 monster rolling towards you 😂

[@achillelegrand1680]

I die

[@NebulaHasADigBick]

artillery positions:

[@Waterm613]

​@@NebulaHasADigBickthe supports

[@ThefourthPistol]

Hitler: you all generals also have to remember the ecomomic aspect of war Also hitler: i want 2 of these

[@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797]

P1500 ratte has entered the chat

[@sharkquark6252]

@@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 Either P1000 Ratte or P1500 Monster, but P1500 Ratte is not correct

[@wborworse]

@@sharkquark6252 pfff just create a new one

[@creatorsfreedom6734]

Germany had it's own economy

[@felix_halcs123]

"If German Doesnt Have an Economy then they wouldn't get an Economic Crisis"

[@christylord3974]

Imagine taking a German village and then seeing a battalion of ridge wallets coming towards you in the distance.

[@-HughJass-]

I laughed way more than I should have at this

[@kennyswab3311]

Im dead🤣

[@jond8013]

“Looks like Christmas came early this year” *cocks gun

[@ethansux]

Wheres the ridge wallet i cant find it :/

[@BinkyDoinkus]

MY GOD.... we might lose this battle... But not without a fight.

[@YourLocal14YearOld]

Imagine being an allied soldier sprinting into battle then seeing a Schwerer Gustav 💀

[@josh05683]

Um, they captured one

[@KurdeNetewperest1946]

@@josh05683 no

[@josh05683]

@@KurdeNetewperest1946 Soviets captured the remains to study them then scrapped them in the 1950’s

[@josh05683]

@@TotalyRandomUsername that doesn’t mean anything

[@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk]

It was actually pretty useless.

[@johnkittoiv2572]

The ratte looks so beautiful... The use of naval canons is just *chefs kiss*

[@user-ki8ef2uj1r]

6:03 *The most powerful machine German engineers ever created*

[@tomasolabhradha7534]

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[@pizzadeliverylookingman6094]

Turn your credit to the backside and put the number in the comment

[@WhiteTigerH1]

@@pizzadeliverylookingman6094 XD

[@SkullandBones-js9rg]

Idiot this is advertising Here is the most powerful tank ever created by German engineers. 9:00

[@Pathetic_Dart]

@@SkullandBones-js9rg You realize this is sarcasm right

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

50% of the tanks were designed by the best German designers to ever exist. Other 50% of the tanks were designed by the same German designers, but after they drank a couple bottles of beer

[@tomaszzalewski4541]

Well often such machines were originally design by civilian engineers

[@staringgasmask]

@@tomaszzalewski4541 -hey, what do you do? +I design big buildings and bridges -Great, I need a tank +No worries, I gotcha mate *shadow of P1000 ratte starts coming from the corner at a very slow speed*

[@tomaszzalewski4541]

@@staringgasmask Bob sample Incoming I prefer soviet version: Hey what do you do I work in tractor factory And what kind of machines are you building? Eh you know those with 40mm cannon

[@eggbois6957]

DutchRaptor lol

[@maniac117]

“A couple “ may be a bit of an understatement

[@HelpMeGet100kSubsWithNoVideos.]

2:56 And now we know who the Pokemon served during WW2

[@takseengamez4133]

LIGHT TANKS 0:08 MEDIUM TANKS 2:14 HEAVY TANKS 4:22 SUPER HEAVY TANKS 6:38 SUPER ULTRA HEAVY TANKS 8:00

[@jodr4035]

RIDGE WALLET 6:03

[@adremalineStudios]

@@jodr4035 lol

[@Chebupel404]

7:29 maus

[@Archangel_exe]

I absolutely loved the way how you advertised Ridge Wallets without interrupting the video

[@luigirocks3075]

Lol same. I thought he was making a joke about things being expensive or something.

[@sinkopeso1707]

The hitler Eric Cartman in the last one was hilarious too

[@poluefemus]

Nice u have exactly 777 likes

[@theurbangoose6918]

Yoo point I stole my comment well it wasn’t my comment but I was gonna say it until i saw your comment but yeah I liked it also

[@pufferfish5980]

same! so creative

[@miguellsanchez2423]

Qui-Gon was right. There is always a bigger Panzer.

[@whoareyou8692]

I was literally just watching a starwars video before this lmao

[@wisermicrobe1152]

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[@ashtxn.2986]

Hello there

[@dragonboi6744]

This is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen in this comment section so far

[@hansolo2829]

@@ashtxn.2986 GENERAL KENOBI

[@ScrumPMC]

I can't imagine if they managed to build the final two tanks.

[@spazmcat3853]

You would speak german

[@30CZEchpoint]

@@spazmcat3853 lmao no they would be bombed to shit by the Allied airforce the moment they were spotted.

[@CatFIB]

we might live in the future if we born as aryan and they win 💀

[@kid_toucher]

they would've lost the war in 1944

[@Zionist654]

@@30CZEchpoint They would also be an extremely easy target for Artillery

[@faustasio-gz4oy]

Tanks you for the video!💪

[@AmazingViz]

My pleasure!

[@monkewitbignose3238]

Just imagine hiding in a big crater, then getting crushed by a ridge wallet.

[@jrseahorse5886]

Ridge wallet is not just wallet... ridge wallet is *W E A P O N*

[@tomate_h2o]

@E • 50 years ago 6:15

[@lasombra1469]

Basically the Germans were crazy enough fitting a batteship's main guns into oversized tanks

[@GrumpyGremlin.]

Someday the gonna design U-boat which goes underground

[@Gunth0r]

@@GrumpyGremlin. already produced

[@florians9949]

@@GrumpyGremlin. don’t laugth too much, the Soviet designed a flying submarin.

[@xela6349]

Well, that was the case for the Sturmtiger who was actually built, had the same diameter for shells as the Bismarck had for its guns.

[@user-eg6yx1px3o]

The video only show German tank so basically the comment will be for german too,😂😂

[@Volodymyr_SVD]

I wish that P1000 at least was build... It would be so fascinating to see it in action...

[@SAMSARA_TAU5]

and.... SCARY

[@allenzhou3051]

No it was the complete worst design ever.

[@breadmonster5453]

@@allenzhou3051 Explanation?

[@G3nox]

@@breadmonster5453 it would never have moved and even if it did it would take fore ever to actually get any where, and it would be a huge target for bombs and woukd have a hard time actually working

[@Spy-.]

But it shooting tanks would be hard because it probably wouldn’t have good gun depression

[@heaven7pro]

Great video! I can recommend to use easy-in and easy-out interpolation for camera movements for more smooth start and stop animation

[@ryanlam6968]

That's the smoothest sponsor message I've ever seen...

[@gaming8882]

Really

[@astral6749]

Linus is smoother

[@N9TheNoob]

@@astral6749 i agree

[@jjdrfc1185]

Watch rich rebuilds he is silky smooth

[@AlexJR122]

I was about to say that xddd

[@The_Last_Norman]

Every respected Historian: Had Germany developed the Ridge wallet before the allies they could've turned the tide.

[@jerwindemavibas881]

But by the end of the war, the luftwaffe is almost non-existent to support the tanks

[@The_Last_Norman]

@@jerwindemavibas881 The ridges slick durable design could've protected the tanks from the ground.

[@goen5601]

That thing on 6:08, just enough of those you can build an army. (lol Joke of course)

[@ultima913]

Best comment ever! Eight out of ten Wehrmacht soldiers agree.

[@kinglukluk3016]

German - brilliant with engineering back then. Then Allied stole and enhanced their design...

[@mainyt2971]

No wonder we lost the war. Instead of producing more Panther or Tigers, we thought about producing even bigger and more unefficient tanks than Maus 😂

[@AmazingViz]

🫰😁

[@cornellblues2375]

The image of Porygon on the tank really puts the size into perspective

[@blockseven2058]

4:49 Your Crush 5:15 Her Brother 9:03 Her Dad 0:23 You

[@DTRZ]

F

[@asliceofcheese7152]

Lmao

[@xseventyone5336]

That's cute

[@killverted.]

Why must you hurt me in this way

[@Amanda-dl7dm]

No im 0:14

[@px6883]

I love how one of the smallest tanks is called "bison" while the second largest is called "rat"

[@cheesejam1373]

I like the mouse

[@janaskyn715]

It's mouse Rat was the p1000 bigger than mous And its German humor

[@d_d7575]

In furure, a huge tank will be called bacteria

[@T10M-]

Bc the bison is quality and the rat is quantidy

[@abdelzahra4061]

You killed Godzilla

[@roxx9295]

Sehr gutes Video und sehr Geil animiert! Einfach Krass.

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Very clever advertisement that didn't break up the video's flow. I like it.

[@samred007]

The panzer X is just “Produced : *somewhere* ”

[@vondura6337]

by god himself

[@fpahrabael6932]

@@user-yo6dd4wd6d explains a lot...

[@glidershower]

@@user-yo6dd4wd6d _. . . worst?_ Lolz

[@gameshifter18]

2:42 that is just a backwards tractor with a gun on the front of it.

[@rossvoorheis2391]

I think you mean this year's Ferrari F1 car

[@jlambo2002]

Llmmaaoooo

[@bobocaterpillar3697]

shhhhhh!!! don't tell the secrets !!!!

[@jockin]

RIGHT!? xD

[@Skeleetrom]

That's the power of German engineering

[@macgruber4689]

most elegant way to present a sponsor, i respect it.

[@CaballeroDeOtono]

Amazing work in 3d models!

[@Cyranek]

that porygon thought he was slick 2:58

[@Soluna1969]

Oh shit, he is slick!

[@squash6840]

Lol I noticed that

[@ItzYaBoiZ3]

Oh damn its Cyranek

[@axkvs]

big pp cyranek

[@f.b.i.7818]

Ikr

[@TheRealJeff2]

Every other country: a well thought out tank design Germany: Was ist, wenn wir große Räder darauf setzen?

[@vulturonix7460]

Was ist.. wenn wir es 5 mal vergrößern?

[@barbarossa3569]

Da muss ein ordentliches Gerät rann. Das soll noch bis nach Moskau scheppern

[@snowleopard9463]

*T R A N S L A T E W H A T Y O U J U S T S A I D*

[@MrStrepsilz]

@@snowleopard9463 He basically said: what if, we just put a bigger gun on it?

[@vulturonix7460]

@@MrStrepsilz I said "What if.. we make it 5 times the size?"

[@gabesusman4592]

red skull chilling on top of the Gustav was an amazing touch 🤣

[@smeplen]

The ridge wallet, my favorite German heavy tank

[@NewLightning1]

When your custom character appear in the cutscene: 09:05

[@everythingedgi1077]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@NewLightning1]

I don't realize this get like, there's no notification, but ok

[@goodbad-boy]

winnie the pooh = xi jinping

[@mgdf44]

That's that fat president who looks like winnie the pooh. Chtsing chtsong

[@yansu_euw]

Bro thats a pokemon...its called porygon xD

[@agate2594]

That was the sneakiest god damn sponsor im not even mad

[@AmazingViz]

😁😁😁

[@namjonn2638]

@@AmazingViz that's my favourite tank, I really like it tbh

[@yuehaowu]

The wallet is a tank

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

Tbh ut is a nice tank

[@HowdyHartholz]

Big right after the ridge wallet was a break for a KZbin ad.. 🙄

[@batterypacks]

8:28 Maybe if we convert this, it can be a moving house with cannons.

[@dfakldfsjgha]

Cool video! I like the extras sprinkled in there

[@negativeiq9383]

0:47 imagine seeing submarine coming for you in middle of the jungle lmao

[@IraBoudreauxIII]

It looks like it would weigh like 2 tons tho

[@gunnarodell9654]

@@IraBoudreauxIII it weighs 7 tons

[@lordcypher5889]

@Dreymon Green When they hid in Argentina

[@lordcypher5889]

@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. Yeah... I’m pretty sure every country in South America has some jungle

[@davidthomas2870]

@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. only in the very northernmost parts and near the Andes. The rest of Argentina is fairly temperate in climate except the far south which is pretty cold

[@maustank5224]

7:26 "Yep, that's me. You're wondering how I got into this situation."

[@fazerswinky2766]

hi maus tank u remember me iam super heavy man :D

[@AmazingViz]

Hello, comrade Maus 😎

[@maustank5224]

@@AmazingViz Guten Tag Komrade!

[@maustank5224]

@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 Hallo mein freund!

[@fazerswinky2766]

@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 XD

[@pavelmyroniuk2587]

Thank you Sir! Very good video! Well done!

[@AmazingViz]

So nice of you 😁

[@pvught390]

German cars. German design. German engineer. German weapons. German componist. German knowhow. Are amazing !

[@PpunktP]

Ja so isses - Yes, that's it,not forget Medicine and Drugs. Greetings from Germany

[@EukalyptusBonBon]

WW2 German Tank Designer: "If we make the tank looks weird enough, the enemy wont know wheres to shoot at!"

[@rajghosh217]

Lmao

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

Makes sense

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@CROPDUSTERB-52 ye

[@Tv1Apple]

Good strategy actually

[@jugg9140]

Hahahha but it can be good strategy though

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Damn. Those last three are straight Galactic Empire equipment. Vader would be proud.

[@eduardodelapena7075]

One, the gustav Cannon actually existed, 2 were produced and were used on the siege of sevastopol. the other ones would be useless but extremely cool.

[@akriegguardsman5238]

More like imperial guards or spacemarine equipmentu

[@bscurez31]

@@eduardodelapena7075 the ratte was intended to destroy naval targets + buildings, like forts and stuff, thats why it had naval cannons, the monster was a project to make the schwerer gustav "lighter" and more mobile than it was. Both of the projects could change the war, even one ratte would be enough.

[@eduardodelapena7075]

@@bscurez31 Yes but they realized it was a easy target for air raids, and roads, bridges ad trains wouldn't stand its huge weight, thats why they discarded it

[@atrashlemon7735]

A nazi wanderwaffe idea was a sun gun so in reality those last three arent very impressive

[@eugennicolae6705]

SUPER GRAVIC AND PREZENTATION, CONGRATULATIONS 4 THE PROJECT!

[@AmazingViz]

Many thanks!

[@cyberoverkill5844]

Video *shows a Porygon* Me "Ok, kinda wierd?" Video near the end: Me: o.0

[@yeetus7285]

Yeah

[@Fransiska_234]

I see it!

[@solaraura7702]

He's just putting random stuff into the vid

[@thereservationatdorsia2618]

Discovery channel late at night

[@abercaaerielmcfernz6591]

Adolf to his engineers be like: U see that artillery stationed in a bunker? Engineer: Yes Adolf: U see that pillbox over there? Engineer: Ja Adolf: U see that building with lots of artillery? Engineer: Yes I see that fortress Adolf: Good. I want you to attach wheels on it and make it move

[@CoolGobyFish]

I am surprised that Hitler didn't order attaching wheels to the battleships. he was completely insane. Nobody told him that tanks have be able to cross bridges))

[@abercaaerielmcfernz6591]

Or could be? Maybe the historians didn't just found out yet. Or... Adolf: See that Battleship? I want you to put some wings and propeller and make it fly

[@davidthomas2870]

@@CoolGobyFish the theory was it doesnt have to cross bridges if it can cross along the bottom (or in the case of the Ratte or Monster, is simply tall enough to cross any river without submerging). Turns out that doesnt work though because river beds are soft and when you're already fighting your enormous ground pressure to not get stuck on dry land, being underwater in a 100+ton steel box with no flotation gear is a death sentence. I admire the Soviets for managing to get the wrecked Maus prototype all the way to Kubinka. It's the furthest anyone ever moved the darn thing.

[@CoolGobyFish]

@@davidthomas2870 yes, they probably took it apart. also, the prototype doesn't have an engine. so it's significantly lighter. it was actually put together from two prototypes. the one with the engine was blown up by Nazis. So the turret was taken from it and the chassis was from the unfinished one (without an engine)

[@davidthomas2870]

@@CoolGobyFish true, but that's still a lot of work and an impressive feat to disassemble and reassemble it even as complete as it is given the lengths the germans took to destroy it. Also, the hull and turret are all one piece, so those at least remained together. That's a lot of metal

[@Sensist2002France]

7:48 Me 4:49 My brother 6:32 You

[@mrgojobean506]

The Ridge Wallet was perfect

[@astral1212]

World of tanks players be like : I already have all this knowledge.

[@bavlucas957]

So true

[@blackhawkuh-6026]

War thunder players that know every vehicle used in WW2 be laughing hysterically

[@Anniee1921]

SO TRUUuuUuUuuEEEe mannn

[@goen5601]

I do hope they release those P1500 monster. Just wonder how that will broke the game.

[@ultima913]

WoT players be like "balance your damn game!".

[@commander_starz8188]

When do they stop becoming tanks and more of just really angry Castles On Wheels

[@tydshiin5783]

Yes

[@DBrew4xD]

You made me think of mortal engines

[@irongearsolo1128]

With big ass guns and cannons

[@ParsonDewey]

@@DBrew4xD yes

[@doctorrtd4326]

40k titans

[@9VOL9]

Germans: (making the monster) are you sure about this? Hitler: Y E S

[@edmon974]

the description of the panzer 10 is amazing xD

[@felix_halcs123]

Herman Goering is still Heavier than all of those Panzers

[@chewykalden3967]

that late into the war they could have just put herman onto a bomber and dropped him on london

[@historyfin1234]

@@chewykalden3967 I think Görring would have been too hevy for any plane to carry

[@Vocaloid_Enjoyer_Since_2017]

@@historyfin1234bruh moment

[@virus4046]

Herman goring can eat all of those because those are animals he eats

[@laszlokocsi1825]

That was a good one

[@flowersandroses4734]

Scout: Sir look, a submarine on land! Commander: That’s a Orionwagen!

[@CharterForGaming]

American misinterpreting: Look it's an Oriowagon

[@negativeiq9383]

Did u just stole my comment

[@flowersandroses4734]

@@negativeiq9383 nah bro I don’t c ur comment?

[@flowersandroses4734]

@@negativeiq9383 even if i did steal (which I didn’t) what’s the big deal? It’s just a comment 😂😂

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

Best. Sponsor placement. Ever.

[@erenjaeger9579]

crazy to think they actually they actually managed to build make some of these metal monsters irl

[@flowersandroses4734]

German tanks in WWIII: - God Tiger - Demon Lord Tiger - Supreme Diety Tiger - Denosauire

[@ivelkniewel4535]

Dinosaurier*

[@skendzo4901]

Hahahaha nice one

[@thatoneguy558]

Ridge wallet

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

- Gurren Tiger. - Dai Gurren Tiger. - Super Galaxy Gurren Tiger. - Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger. - Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger. - Shin Getter Tiger. - Mazinkaiser Infinity Tiger. - Elder God Demon Tiger.

[@ivelkniewel4535]

U forgot one: - ULTIMATE HITLER BAMMBAMM

[@jordy2299]

20mm is a big cannon 80mm is huge! Schwerer Gustav: 80 cm

[@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21]

Let's go for a meter

[@eshwarevan6147]

Let’s go for a kilometre

[@GrumpyGremlin.]

If you can't shoot living cows out of it it ain't big enough

[@jordy2299]

@@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 it’s “a meter” not “an meter”. Let me teach you this, it’s very simple and it will improve your English. If a word begins with a vowel, these are: a,e,i,o,u,y, then you use “an” for example: an oven an English breakfast If a word starts with a consonant: b,c,d,etc... you use “a” for example: a car a person If you’re not sure if it’s a vowel or a consonant, try pronouncing three of them in a row. You can’t pronounce three consonants, but you can pronounce three vowels. For example: You can pronounce: aaa You can’t pronounce: ttt If you don’t pronounce a consonant, it doesn’t count, like “An honorable man” as the guy replying said. Then the letter next to it counts. But this is confusing, so you don’t have to take this seriously until you speak English fluently.

[@benbaselet2026]

If 20 mm is big to you... you might be a little special.

[@kitsinu1]

Ooh! Pooh bear towards the end. Thumbs up for that alone.

[@4b_21yungyikives8]

the fact that there is a pokemon on the back of the tank of Skoda T-25

[@lennardroters9637]

Everybody gangsta till "heavy Gustav" destroys the whole battlefield with just Rollin over it

[@z1re784]

They see me rollin, they hatin

[@BreadSlayer]

P 1500 is just wat if we make gustav gun bigger and put on worse and slower transportation method

[@Some_Cow]

The “heavy Gustav” rolls on trains, and it only saw a battle from very far away because it couldn’t reach because the rail workers couldn’t keep up also the tank was super slow

[@wililko6180]

@@Some_Cow well, it could shoot almost 50 kilometers

[@eggr0d]

Slow but powerful

[@ViralKiller]

Landkreuzer was never built but Hitler did ask for a feasibility study and was fascinated with the concept

[@lennartsix6102]

Hitler was fascinated by everything thats crazy

[@ViralKiller]

@@lennartsix6102 Well he did successfully deliver the first Jet aircraft ME-262

[@benwade6155]

@@ViralKiller fat lot of good it did him

[@triggeredtrey]

How’d you know? You his neighbor?

[@benwade6155]

@@triggeredtrey I'd generally say that people who paste their walls in brain with a luger aren't having a great time

[@qianma6921]

World of tanks players:

[@clydemere7818]

Damn imagine being a Russian soldier and a Ratte just pulls up and steam rolls your entire army

[@allenzhou3051]

*Ratte engine explodes after 1 meter U know it’s fake, right?

[@karantikoo9302]

entire army😂😂 best of luck.... One Air raid and ratte is done

[@banya19.]

Ну,нужно ещё подъехать!😊

[@lagoy3431]

@@karantikoo9302 the RATTE had AA guns in the blueprint

[@lillyie]

Fun Fact: during construction,the Maus had a soviet hammer and sickle on it to trick potential spies in the factory into thinking it was a captured tank

[@BFVK]

And those hammer and sickle are still on the Maus at Kubinka's museum.

[@arnavsrivastava9052]

6:04 was the smoothest sponsor ad I’ve ever seen

[@specklefixcabbagebum168]

Just proof that without a shadow of a doubt the ridge wallets were developed by the Germans in World War 2

[@jordanhartmann1745]

it really was well done and nonintrusive. plus it actually made me want to look up the product.

[@erniegutierrez2288]

Yeah for a second i thought that wallet was somehow a German tank........ 🤣

[@brastic.6375]

@@erniegutierrez2288 lol

[@azul7617]

@@erniegutierrez2288 Top 10 Most Lethal Secret Weapons of Ww2 1. Credit cards

[@Jo_Zh]

As a player of company of heroes 1 and 2, I can appreciate all these tanks.

[@shooby02]

Can we consider that the Schwerer Gustav is a tank (which has never been used on the front, it is its twin Dora which was deployed in Sevastopol) ? He's been used through two railroads built especially for him.

[@crunchtastic1948]

You answered a question I had. Thank you.

[@darkshadows7504]

Was that in one of the call of dutys i think it was in call of duty world war 2

[@h2.t2]

@@darkshadows7504 yes

[@tardarsauce1842]

No one: Hitler: *Ja, vhat if ve put ze main naval cannon on ze land vith vheels?*

[@DrYesorno]

“yeh shalt construct ze world’s most powerfool warmachine ever and yeh shalt make em to look as ridickulous as possible for ze sake of ze god”

[@asterh6315]

@@DrYesorno they look dope af lol he's a genius

[@u-q-6236]

@@asterh6315 well certainly not at art

[@literallyadorito8197]

Wait for it Wait for it Dieses Prachtstück Deutscher Ingenieurskunst wird den Sieg über die Alliierten gewährleistet und das Tausendjährige Reich auf ewig bestehen lassen

[@unknown-si7ks]

A little boy drawing a tank German engineering: hey little boy what are you drawing? Little boy: a tank German engineering: 07:40

[@Julio-it1pl]

NEVER EXISTED

[@DatTurboBrick]

Most underrated comment here, I laughed out loud

[@unknown-si7ks]

@@Julio-it1pl Yeah, I know. but if they wanted to, they could have done it, right?

[@Julio-it1pl]

@@unknown-si7ks Yeah, i just think the caption is funny, like "This never left the blueprints but is kinda cute so i´ll include it" xD

[@eeeesyywuwiz2836]

@@Julio-it1pl It literally says that they did it for counterintelligence, meaning they put it in the magazines to fool the allies but never planned to make it an actual tank

[@rentner66]

Great show- please more!

[@ArchieMasterUSA]

Awesome video! 👏👏👏

[@SubscriberswithanEgg]

I like how some are just named Panzer 1, 2, 3, ... Because Panzer just means Tank

[@mcpeplayer1162]

1000 Subscribers with an Egg Okay cool

[@cristhegamer7572]

500000000000000000 years later: Panzer 999999999999999999999999999

[@TheReturningGoat]

Including there bazookas and train

[@WarlordToby]

That is literally how most tanks are named. Any fancy name comes from the manufacturer, like "Sherman", despite just being Medium 4 A 2 (M4A2). Many weapons also have the same treatment.

[@luxter858]

Was ein Genie....imagine using google translate for that xD

[@labbit3574]

America: Germany tanks can’t beat us Germany: oh Hol up got more

[@TheTiredPirate]

@@Idk-hl4br uh, yes the fuck we did lol. Ever heard of the Sherman’s?

[@Swggs.]

@@Idk-hl4br what lmao. Tf you mean Americans didn’t have tanks lmaoooo.

[@splat668]

America didn’t really fight like that on European soil, I mean they did but in general it was more British tanks combating Germany

[@Swggs.]

@@splat668 yea ig, I did read something tho that in the years of WW2, the US built over 90,000 tanks altogether. But most served in the Western Front under British Forces. So technically, it’s wasn’t British tanks, it was American.

[@splat668]

@@Swggs. there you go, you learn something new everyday

[@renatakujawa7282]

I'm always amazed how Germany after ww1 in that short period of time gained so much money and even simple men soldiers to invade whole Europe, Churchill, Americans and French left Poland by itself and then Hitler started to gain more and more, how they managed to gain resources after ww1?

[@Lyan_xD]

0:14 the guy: oh my column

[@Ur_a_Shitstain]

Just imagine if the Germans had America’s budget

[@luka2549]

Russians would just drink more vodka and win

[@zirom1287]

@CIA BETA Wing Yes, Hitler was an even worse tactician than a person. He was deluded in every possible way.

[@Xdiego587]

America financially supported Germany at the beginning of the war. otherwise Germany couldn't have gone to war at all.

[@johnn8795]

Same end result. Germany needed oil and steel more than it needed cash.

[@phatboi6650]

@CIA BETA Wing well he was intelligent in getting himself into power. However by the end of the war he literally going insane

[@shaxuesheng6128]

RATTE P1500: exists Planes: this looks like a job for me

[@LordDoddka]

it would have to come with an escort of at least 4 quad flackpanzers

[@LordDoddka]

when did i say otherwise? and i was just stating that it would need a fuck tonne of air defence bc it would be such a target. get 1 pe8 flying at 4000m with a 5tn bomb and youll only have to hit anywhere 300m near it

[@gunnarthefeisty]

@@LordDoddka ah a "war thunder historian". Tall boys were bigger than any PE-8 bomb. A Grand slam would wipe it out. No amount of flack could stop a bomb dropped from high altitude.

[@LordDoddka]

@@gunnarthefeisty almost like something that valuable wouldnt have any Luftwaffe support as well, and you wonna talk tall boys? they had 2400kg of torpex explosive. torpex has 50% more yield then TNT, that makes it 3600kg of TNT equivalent the 5tn in the pe8 had 5000+kg of TNT equivalent thanks to the mixture of TNT, RDX and aluminium. if you wonna try sound smart at least get it right, youre thinking of the grand slam bombs made by the same guys that did the tall boys which had 4300kg of torpex, ill let you do the math. nice try dipshit :)

[@gunnarthefeisty]

@@LordDoddka lmao so a 20,000 lb bomb is bigger than a 10,000 bomb... Especially when the 10,000 lb bomb was made after the war... And in 1945 the luftwaffe barely existed. After their last ditch attack in the beginning of the Battle of the Bulge, germans no longer had air superiority.

[@SanTenChan]

Really very amazing

[@SecretaryOfDefenseOfGermany]

Funny how Red Skull is just chilling on the Schwerer Gustav

[@lapiswolf2780]

6:05 ah yes,the most powerful heavy German tank to roam the battlefield.

[@Valveiscool.]

Social credit shooter tank 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danktank7587]

Rest of the world: can’t you make normal tanks? Germany: No, I don’t think I will

[@aadivkole737]

Didn't the soviets have weird ass tanks too? Just saying, I'm not against anyone, I just want to confirm lol

[@danktank7587]

People only talk about the communism in Russia and that’s about it. People don’t really pay much attention to the Soviet tanks

[@that_red_08_ranger]

@@danktank7587 they just see pissed Russians and they run

[@danktank7587]

Lol

[@bouncingshot]

A big waste of money to end up losing the war lol

[@bobebobo2643]

The monster really is a monster

[@Belnick6666]

unsure if it was the elfant or the ferdinand who took out a t-34 at 5800meters but it held the record for some time

[@Kevin-sy7os]

Skoda in the Rest of the world: Octavia, Fabia ... Skoda in Germany: T-25

[@user-je4qm5sh7x]

Not in Germany. In Protectorate Bohemia-Moravia

[@hoehlentroll8284]

4:07 "Ok darling, it's not long but thick!"

[@surendersingh8175]

🤣🤣👌

[@bigtuna824]

5:02 honey the extenze worked holy shit

[@aleborke5420]

The man she told you not to worry about 8:15

[@MichelleW870]

@@aleborke5420 9:03 the man that man worries about

[@aleborke5420]

@@MichelleW870 lol hitler

[@masonlink9362]

Ridge wallet was smooth af

[@arti_1910]

in fact, Gustav is stronger than Ratte

[@towatchvideos5592]

"P-Pooh, what are you doing on the landkreuzer p. 1500 monster?" "I've got a RUMBLY in my tumbly!"

[@sheerheartattackhasnoweakn8810]

2:55 why is there a porygon?

[@yourmother3126]

9:11 why is Pooh there?

[@MrKfleong]

@@yourmother3126 IDK, probably bc of Xi dada

[@SomeTypicalColors2Guy]

lucky once again as an 300th like.

[@adelmograziano2506]

The advantage of the Ridge Wallet was that although it was immense, bombers could barely notice it from their aerial top view. From that perspective It was just a single line of impending plastic doom.

[@c.m5043]

I was going to go straight in with a similar joke on the credit card. Good work my man 😂

[@askelad21]

420 likes

[@babymetalenjoyer]

This comment counts as a like due to me not wanting to destroy the 420 likes

[@askelad21]

@@babymetalenjoyer good boy

[@Interdictiondeltawing]

Ridge wallet could be extremely effective against the odds

[@thisisntwhereiparkedmycar8648]

Wow, unique way to introduce the sponsor.

[@adamyashuvayev8602]

so we are just going to ignore the polygon from pokemon?

[@__m__a__x__]

"Sir, look a battleship on land!" "That's no battleship... It's a Landkreuzer P 1500"

[@samwels4058]

funny cause landkreuzer actually means land cruiser

[@maryleridaantonio1563]

gg

[@chavezhamburg3930]

That mean Toyota have copy a german Landkreuzer i mean germany have the Copyrights to landqruiser right hmmm interesting

[@skoopymemes9563]

@@chavezhamburg3930 not really but ok lol

[@jimboonie9885]

*monster*

[@ControlAllDa1337]

My grandfather would often tell me stories of the war. Many times he remarked on the sheer horror he and his fellow soldiers would feel when they were face to face with a ridge wallet Edit: Wow this blew up a little. Thanks for all the likes, friends. Glad I was able to give a few people a chuckle

[@akopack200]

“They got us in the first half, not gonna lie”

[@dizhavoc2378]

🤣🤣

[@RagunatorX]

Okay this actually made me laugh out loud

[@kindlyhelpgetksubscribersw9758]

😂💔

[@5pecialFX]

😆🤣😂

[@andimannzipfelohr2979]

Amazing Soundtracks!

[@AmazingViz]

From White Sand > kzbin.info 😁

[@kapoink835]

Wow! The last one was so big it dwarfs planet earth in comparison. The more you know!

[@Benekon]

Just imagine as a british person in ww2 to wake up, just to see that the sun has been overshadowed by a massive tank.

[@thephilippines7042]

Everyone gangsta until the Time traveller from 2100 says "Why Landkreuzer so smol"

[@TheCashman007]

That's when everyone shit bricks !

[@marius2129]

Ayos pilipino

[@Electro3Strike]

Chuckles we are in danger

[@xxsickboixx4654]

Me is time traveller from 2200 the landkreuzer is about 1000x lighter than our latest tank

[@The.Heart.Unceasing]

Supreme Commander anyone ?