AMAZON REVIEW OF TUNGSTEN CUBE - A Dramatic Monologue

[@kaiRagin]

The primarch of the Tungston warriors speech in hugspanner 50k.

[@patriot17764th]

Yes!!!! Make this a chapter!!

[@brettgattinger3338]

hugspanner 50k is fucking hilarious

[@angryGinger62]

"From the moment i understood the weakness of iron...it disgusted me...i craved the strenght and certainty of Tungsten, i aspired to the blessed density of tungsten. Your kind cling to iron as if it will not wither and become weightless...one day your iron will fail you and you will seek out my kind for enlightenment...but i am already enlightened...for the Tungsten is *heavy* " *loud bang as the tungsten cube impacts the ground*

[@irishwristwatch2487]

Absolute poetry

[@carsontodd2443]

Ah nuts, I noticed this 11 hours too late lmao I stopped after like 2 sentences though

[@Sneaker3719]

It was extremely strange when Horus started babbling about tungsten in the middle of his final battle with the Emperor, but I’ve come to really appreciate how this speech resonates with the themes of the End and the Death trilogy. Also that he was clearly having a stroke induced by the Big E to finally take him down.

[@arthurquiliao2675]

I was there when Horus slew the tungsten.

[@sillyandreas6838]

I had to pause at "Those that have not held the cube in their hands and mouths" it was said so quickly and so nonchalantly as if it was the logical step to hold it with their mouth as well.

[@irishspartanstudios]

"Heavy boy! I'm gonna smash stuff with it!" _- The Guy Below Him_

[@alpharn99]

That guy is William Osman, who indeed does have a video of him smashing stuff with it. 😂

[@sebsnotavailable]

Homebrew chapter called the Tungsten Hands coming up

[@otacon1597]

Tungsten Toes

[@TeamGreenBurrito]

Phenomenal. A performance as DENSE as a tungsten cube.

[@JoshuaKing1215]

Unexpected, but very welcome. How do you make everything sound dramatic? 😂

[@ouromov2895]

THE MASTER OF THE TUNGSTEN CUBE! ALL WILL BOW AND DESPAIR!

[@stephenscimeca7882]

POWER OVER TUNGSTEN IS POWER OVER ALL.

[@elgrun2913]

Man, The Dark Age of Technology and 40k lore is getting more and more convoluted... First Man of Stone, then Man of Gold, Man of Iron, Man of Steel and now Man of Tungsten...

[@jasoncrowell8863]

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS REVIEW?! I NEED to thumbsup that review...and also probably obtain a cube of my own.

[@RichBehiel]

Amazon deleted it. Those aluminum enthusiasts couldn’t handle the truth 😔

[@williammiller4768]

The Aluminati at work!

[@PhantomSinger1]

I'm kind of curious how you'd read the funny reviews of sugar free Haribo gummy bears.

[@xavierweiss3390]

Please do this

[@shmee123ful]

​@@xavierweiss3390 yes God plesse

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Tungsten within. Tungsten without.

[@djphat94]

Literally the best advertisement for a tungsten cube ever made

[@burgerport138]

Jesus didn't know that I needed a cube of tungsten....thank you for correcting my foolish error.

[@DavisXero]

Never thought a speech about tungsten would be so empowering

[@ThorsShadow]

This makes me want to praise the Omnissiah and I do not understand why that is. Tungsten, it truly must be blessed by the Machine God.

[@nexmeles8023]

... do the gummy bears. Oh my GOD PLEASE.

[@EpicMogi]

The sugar free gummy bears

[@XShadoWPaws]

The fact you got through that without pissing yourself laughing shows that you truly are a master of your craft.

[@rg9526]

I shall let fall, this divine monolith from the furthest reaches of the stratosphere so like the Dagger of Damocles it bestows the Blessing of Wolfram upon those heretics who do no hear it's good word. Thank you Sir. 5 stars.

[@hcd6358]

The British pronunciation of aluminum, thank you for reminding me lmao

[@not-so-british-brit9752]

It's spelt different in British English too "aluminium"

[@tomatoglider]

"From the edge of the cube to the core of Tungsten" 🗣️💥

[@medramonmasquedecendres2966]

I'm gonna see if D&D made tungsten dragons a thing..........Oh sh*t, they did !

[@redgekko3966]

The Virgin Iron Hands vs. the Chad Tungsten Cubes

[@chanelname1185]

Me while on a treadmill doing a 5km jog listen to this after the last one finished though I was listening to some mechanicus tech priest drumming on his unwavering obedience and commitment to the omnissiah 😂 then you said 5 starts and I’m like “get f***ked who would make such a well written speech about a tungsten cube” Your performance was immaculate as the usual, my friend. well done!!!!!!! 👌👏

[@josephjenott931]

With a speech like that, I want to buy me a tungsten cube.

[@ExiledDragoon]

I gotta say, I have never wanted a hunk metal more than I have in this moment. Well done.

[@shouldb.studying4670]

Then you see the price.

[@sake3857]

I would love your take on a Brennan Lee Mulligan monolouge

[@mattg6893]

An unexpected treat! I would also suggest reading an Amazon review of the three wolf moon t-shirt.

[@sneezingidiot301]

The Tungsten heresy

[@GoofBonJovi]

This has taught me that to be a great actor. You must be able to monologue anything. Fantastic.

[@RichBehiel]

Very nice! This is my favorite one so far. You’ve got skill. It’s surreal to see such a talented voice actor reading the review. You’ve captured the dramatic intention perfectly, even better than what I had in mind while writing it! Btw, what microphone are you using? The sound quality is fantastic.

[@Reoh0z]

This guy's Kid at school tomorrow, "You're denser than tungsten!"

[@RedDeadSpearhead]

Tungsten Terminators strike again

[@Historyfrek4ever]

How in the did you manage to make review of tungsten cube sound like a horror story, and with a straight face. Bravo.👏

[@lunaticscribbles6016]

Perturabo, primarch of the Tungsten Warriors, in the alternate universe of BattleMace 42 Million

[@brothercaptain]

I'm sold. I need a tungsten cube. I'll get 6 to use as 40k objective markers while this EPIC monologue will play as my WWE style entry music. FIVE STARS ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@PervySage13]

“Those who have not held this cube in the hands and mouths….” Lmao 😂

[@leoromana5162]

Mortals fear the power of Tungsten. This God amongst sheep revels in it.

[@ddynamite3835]

You've convinced me, I need. Tungsten cube

[@NaturallyRPVoiceover]

I guess, at this point... we all need a Tungsten cube! 😆

[@thomastegroen1274]

New Overwatch character just dropped.

[@Guardsman-sy8qm]

So... tungsten without, tungsten within?

[@codybrox4693]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA! Also that request for baritone speech the other day if you want I can write it out for you if you can’t find it if you ever want to read it

[@TheOmnalink]

Glorious

[@lorenzogoglee1320]

difference between plastic dnd dice and metal dice be like

[@ricksanchez5886]

Amazing!

[@TheLoginlord]

Put the link where to buy the cube !! We need Tungsten Cubes!!

[@raf155]

Heidiger weeps at the profundity of that review. 😂

[@pacifistattack]

Okay, but where is the link for the Tungsten Cube? I want to transcend mortality too.

[@airbender460]

Immaculate.

[@natomiltary4573]

When you removed the short clip of it I was concerned for half a second before I found the whole link and I can now resume sending it to my comrades. The rise of Tungsten will not be stopped!

[@victorchat3031]

Damn... I really want a tungsten cube now...

[@OrganMuncher]

I admire the way you incorporate and space your breathing into this monologue, I feel that it gives so much breadth and scope to the monologue itself which would be much flatter otherwise. Is it a conscious decision/process, or something that you "feel for" or comes with time and practice?

[@Timebandit1]

So they any good then, those tungsten cubes?

[@PervySage13]

lol I started looking up reviews to try and find this one. I haven’t yet but there are a bunch of philosophical reviews on it 😂

[@bedlams9594]

This was so good 😂😂

[@thomasderosso5625]

The perfect epic delivery for an epic review! 🤣

[@NaturallyRPVoiceover]

Glad you enjoyed it!!

[@ExosLife]

LORGAR SPEAKING OF THE PRIMDORIDAL TRUTH

[@mathiasikit]

Damn that was funny and awesome

[@parkersellers9147]

This is definitely a monologue of one of the lost primarchs. 🤣

[@Demothones]

The funny part is that Chris wrote this about the piece of Tungsten he carries every day. He keeps it just off frame.

[@tarrisfairbroke6899]

I have to wonder how many takes this took. I certainly couldn't have done this in one go I'd have been breaking down in laughing fits every third sentence.

[@theritual6374]

How? How did you make this work? And how did you do it so well!?!😅

[@MinersLoveGames]

Amazing.

[@Redsebt]

Mad man you've done it now

[@frizzank]

This makes me *need* a tungsten cube.

[@rocketpod1]

I think I’m inspired?

[@lil-mckenzema984]

Do you think you could do a dramatic monologue on Dolph Ziggler's 2016 promo to The Miz, the one where he puts his career on the line?

[@t.d.mcintosh]

I love these shit post readings! When you're looking for something new to voice, I would suggest the "Boxcar Joe: The Magic Hobo" Thread/story.

[@OneWingedSynthAngelTheSecond]

Pretty much how I feel when getting a package 😂❤

[@polar3577]

I now feel like I need tungsten in my life

[@johnroberts7686]

ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 5 🌟

[@ndaemendotchinda]

I love humanity 😂

[@ROONLOON]

I love lorgar

[@NegativeNezzy]

I loved this😊

[@NaturallyRPVoiceover]

Thank you so much!!

[@tulsatrash]

Well now this is a welcome surprise.

[@maxrdp]

This is amazing lol

[@Krexus_Prime]

Tungsten within! Tungsten without!

[@carsontodd2443]

The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of tungsten.

[@WilhelmScreamer]

Oh good, you fixed the bug

[@cullenasaro2229]

God I wish I was as cool as you. Like not even a joke.

[@Auctorion]

I suddenly, for no apparent reason, need to buy a tungsten cube…

[@MorgottofLeyendell]

I suddenly feel like buying a tungsten cube. 😂

[@Noman1981]

That’s great and all, but can you throw it like a rock?

[@shmee123ful]

Do one of these for the infamous habo sugar free gummy bears I await hilarity

[@Zeikxx]

Literally Me.

[@eds7012]

*124th like* *_What a legend_*

[@briochepanda]

I never wanted to unleash my tungsten cubes...

[@pirsquar58]

... "mouths"?

[@archangelthefallen1]

Wait til this guy gets his hand on some osmium

[@ScientificGlassblowing]

Bro clearly never heard of Osmium!

[@therealcarlxii]

I bet you could read a nutritional label or a dictionary and make it sound epic.

[@I_urge_to_count]

114

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

No fucking way