Amazon's Patents: A Dystopian Nightmare

[@slow_start]

As always, thanks for watching guys. You can use code SLOWSTART50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month at bit.ly/3yUnh11

[@bigspaghettio]

no thank you!!

[@TheFanguy123]

hi slow start i love you

[@mufinz0189]

Disgustingly good level of quality. You've truly outdone yourself on this video

[@thekaiser4333]

Respect for your high-quality work! But How is it possible to make a living off this channel? And pay your rent? I guess you're not alone and have a little team. Are you secretly paid by Alibaba, the Chinese, aliens, Amazon or the Russians? Even with factor box sponsoring it doesn't add up to feed the family. Or does it?

[@multiply67]

Factor's business model is equally dystopian. Wagie slop cooked by God knows who, packaged in a toxic plastic box that you then microwave to destroy your hormones and fertility even faster. The box is also disposable, so that you can poison people that don't buy it by polluting the environment. Yummers.

[@AKImeru]

The most absurd thing showed on this video is the idea that a Amazon Waerehouse labourer would move to corporate at any point

[@DirtyChungus]

I did and I'm proud to have done it. Will hit 7 years of tenure next month. 3 years spent in the FC's.

[@kellymoses8566]

Yes. Serf's never leave the land.

[@RichManSCTV0]

Its really easy actually if you work hard. My SO was offered manager within 4 months and then the other manager moved up to being a regional manager person

[@Yixdy]

​@@RichManSCTV0 "really easy" >Describes an entirely luck based situation that depends on another person retiring from, dying in, or being promoted out of an extremely desirable position Sure, buddy

[@flaviparous]

@@Yixdynot true and it doesn’t even require hard work, yall make it sound like Amazon is impossible to move up in but a lot of bottom tier workers don’t even bother to try and apply. All you do is just pass an interview

[@zahdoma]

looks like i found another “barely uploads but when they do it’s the best video you’ve ever seen” channel

[@Twisted_Code]

The AI algorithm found it for you, didn't it?

[@vhopbob]

This literally the best video I've ever watched

[@Astr0n4ut]

It probably takes awhile to make proper videos

[@reabsorb]

videos good and they barely upload ? put 2 and 2 together bro these take awhile to make.

[@johnahrens3214]

It looks like something that needs to be shown at school

[@Ultimate_Hater75]

Oh look a dystopian future where Mega Corporations can launch potentially AI driven drones from a mothership that can theoretically be made to track your exact location. I'm sure that technology won't be used against the people during a war!

[@Betterthanever-m2i]

That's just a slightly upgraded hellfire missile. Armies already use those against people.

[@someasiandude4797]

the F-15 loaded with 28 JDAM 1000Ib bombs:

[@basedeltazero714]

It will. Honestly the question is more if it gets used for anything else.

[@genokugel]

Third Corporate War mentioned 🗣️🗣️

[@soygandalf3968]

No need for war for it to be used against minorities and to repress political dissent, which would be a pretty scary future even without war. Black mirror type shit

[@BotGeorge]

I rarely leave comments but this was possibly the most impressive youtube video I have ever watched. The production and editing is absolutely incredible as was the script writing and narrative.

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

I mean this is impressive, but there are fully animated shows on here made with full time staffs you just don't watch much youtube

[@Thisaccountisforvideosharing]

Go watch whitepine

[@noxxyy]

i definitely have to agree, this was informative, a interesting lil hypothetical timeline, and visually impressive all at once

[@KarolyAczel-gl6rc]

Yh. Agreed. Informative and entertaining...

[@beth-bi9yv]

Amazon is not the only soulless organisation. I work in a hospital, during the pandemic instead of actual support, they turned an empty board room into a "wobble room". Literally a room for us to cry in....... I really hate the current world status.

[@eltiolavara9]

oh my god

[@MrLennart1976]

@@eltiolavara9it's not the world status. America just seems to be a lot more dystopian than most.

[@kenlen8029]

@@MrLennart1976 Yet doing better than many other countries.

[@MrLennart1976]

@@kenlen8029 doing better than which countries? Certainly not better than other developed countries, and have been trailing behind the rest of the west for decades.

[@kenlen8029]

@@MrLennart1976 In terms of what specifically though?

[@BloodAsp]

"If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog but with Astro well I'd take pleasure in it." Hard oof for the robot, and hilariously true.

[@Shajirr_]

"If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog" - not if its a police raid and they entered the wrong house by mistake. Then they'll shoot all the dogs they can find. They'll shoot your cat. Even your guinea pig, believe it or not, vaporised. They'll shoot the fish in the tank even. They feared for their life so it was justified.

[@hidratadop]

So real

[@echoinbound]

damn i agree entirely but when robo rights become a thing 52 years from now your robo boss is gonna pull this one up and i dont know if your gonna get that promotion anymore :(

[@sprectra4344]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Dogs?

[@nasosaiss]

3d animated intro goes absolutely insane WHATTTTTT !!!!!!! the videos entire production value is just top notch

[@slow_start]

:')

[@soyo1]

​@slow_start it is genuinely near movie quality, absolutely amazing and i can't imagine how long it took to make and edit this

[@nasosaiss]

@@soyo1 EXACTLY

[@RealJuiceWrld]

Get over yourself

[@SinEater_]

Excellent comedic timing as well.

[@thomasbaxter2240]

imagine a future where sitting outside in your garden means a constant stream of giant metal mosquitos buzzing by but at least you can get some earplugs delivered in 30min.

[@TheArtis4n]

Ah, a capitalistic suburban hellscape. Its brilliant. Here is $10 billion cash

[@cookieface80]

Lol this guy thinks we'll have gardens or homes in the future.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

​@@cookieface80Some countries use "garden" to just mean "lawn".

[@cookieface80]

@@youtubeuniversity3638 Yeah mine does. That's what I mean.

[@Kanknar]

I don’t think I will have a property with a garden

[@amethyst2448]

I think this is actually the highest production quality KZbin video I’ve ever seen. Actually astonishing. Y’all better be proud of yourselves!

[@anotherdrummer2]

The dystopian absurdity of a sponsor segment in an scathing exposé of corporate unwellfare is almost hilarious

[@reabsorb]

it's like a 2 minute sponsor in a 35 minute video that u can skip, cmon bro lol

[@RotAndRomanticism]

I might be misinterpreting this comment but if it’s a dig- may I remind you that this creator too lives in a capitalist society and needs to make money, it is not hypocritical to make money whilst criticising the existence of the system. Moreover, he deserves to reap his benefits from this video. It clearly took enormous effort, creativity, and talent on a scale I rarely see on KZbin!

[@armaggedon4christ]

​@RotAndRomanticism also it isnt hypocritcal to like capitalism, while also voicing concern and criticism of said system. Is it perfect, no not even vlose, but nor is ANY government or economical type.

[@atashgallagher5139]

I'm pretty sure that the closest a company has ever come to winning capitalism was the Dutch east India company. They basically owned a country or two, multiple massive islands, world trade dominance, a private military that was one of the largest in the world at the time. And they literally _invented_ office work. Ps. The first office worker in human history hated it, and said he spent half his time doing nothing pretending to be busy, it's been an issue for hundreds of years.

[@phasein5413]

I believe you regarding the first office worker and want to read more. What was his name, or that of the book/records on that? I'll google as well, but you randomly knowing suggests you may have read up and have better quality than a random google. It's fine if not!

[@slimaaconroy]

@@phasein5413 would love to know too if you get any info! :)

[@TheSpooker9000]

that was either the VOC, basicly the start of capitalism. as a dutchman, i would like to apologise

[@akneeg6782]

I looked it up, while they ceased production in 1799, their worth was $7.9 trillion in today's money. 4x the amount of Amazon. I bet jeff bozo feels incompetent yet... that company lasted 200 years... Amazon turned 30 this year... only time will tell.

[@Kazekoge101]

@@TheSpooker9000 nah dude, the Dutch rule

[@RandyBanks]

The 'cancel! cancel!' joke on the elevator was great

[@jedharrington6234]

Dang, cancel culture strikes again

[@anomalousanimates]

@@jedharrington6234 The liberals don't understand dark humor.

[@antivert]

It’s more clever than you realize. He actually triggered my Alexa devices while watching, even on my TV it showed a response to what he said. And right as she’s waiting for a response, he says “cancel! Cancel!” And Alexa goes “request canceled.” Broke the 4th wall there

[@maudiojunky]

​@@anomalousanimatesI'm sorry to break the news, but you've got brainrot if you view the world through your political biases like this.

[@anomalousanimates]

@@maudiojunky relax liberals, it's called dark humor

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

I'm speechless. The editing was always top notch, but this is on a whole 'nother level. And the content itself is still great. Incredible stuff, king!

[@slow_start]

Thank you as always dude

[@svgPhoenix]

A different level, another level entirely, etc. "Whole 'nother" = Stewie Griffin is sending you to jail

[@alexnichols0]

Imagine the Astro getting hacked and then starts to show horror movies to your toddler while constantly trying to face them with the freaking screen.

[@rcman1023]

Ngl that would be funny af

[@armaggedon4christ]

​@rcman1023 well, it would be funny in a comedy horror/thriller movie...

[@YakubTheFather]

I HAVE A TODDLER?! WHOS MY WIFE

[@yov4042]

As an Amazon Associate, I can confirm this video is completely accurate. SDF8 Blows.

[@horadejogar7462]

12:26 "People of the commonwealth do not interfere our intentions are peaceful,we are the brotherhood of steel!"

[@LosingAltitud3]

"Almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter" ⚠️☢️

[@FireTriple8]

Fallout 4 😂

[@xenosarcadius1198]

Lmao

[@MrTHEFATANDSKINNY]

You have stepped up your production quality my guy! As an ex amazon employee, you hit the nail on the head. They would use us as guinea pigsto test out whatever kooky bullshit some guy in an ivory tower thought would better productivity

[@stellviahohenheim]

My theory is when someone never been poor or they're rich for a long time that they forget their humanity.

[@mdscownz]

​@@stellviahohenheim Same with being poor and desperate. That'll cause someone to lose their humanity real fast too.

[@richardspillers6282]

Always at the knife of the cubicle dwellers

[@stefthorman8548]

you can always find another ware house to work in, you're the one that picked the job despite the reputation.

[@Timmy-mi2ef]

​@@stefthorman8548 ohhhh I see you're a corpo bot

[@tacticaljunk1608]

Whenever I think of evil patents I immediately think of that Xbox patent where they give you an ad and the only way to close out of it is to stand up for your camera, raise your arms, and proudly shout "McDonalds!" before you're allowed to continue watching TV. Edit: Apparently the patent belongs to SONY.

[@fish5671]

Wtf lmao

[@ThatSquidYT]

I think that was a Playstation patent.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Would be funny if McDonald's ads were the only ones that did NOT need that exact keyword.

[@janzibansi9218]

that would be the last words my tv would ever able to process before i rip its guts out and wire the panel to a hdmi cable. you might be able to record me, but you cannot stop me stabbing microphones - in a product i bought btw - with a hot soldering iron.

[@svgPhoenix]

​@@janzibansi9218 that might turn a "smart" TV "dumb" but it wouldn't change the signal coming from the console

[@beecycle666]

found you randomly and i absolutely love your videos and the time and effort you pour into them! this was a crazy good watch

[@jonmiller4361]

Worked at frito lay in the warehouse. We had an rf scanner and console on our forklifts. We had to scan when we picked up a pallet, when we got the pallet to the truck, then we had to type on the console that we were beginning to stack the boxes on the truck, had to type when we finished unloading, take the empty pallet board to the drop off spot and scan that we dropped it off, then go back and get another pallet of product, beginning the process again. Above the supervisors desk was a TV with all the employees names on it and their efficiency value (ev). You had to be above 65%. If you finished below you'd get a warning. 3 times in a quarter, a write up. And everyone got to see your ev, which would lead to shit talk as well. Fun times. Money was banging though, oh and bonuses were tied to your ev. Got Hella bank if you busted ass.

[@ShorK]

This is insanely well done man. The effort here is pretty much unseen in this field of KZbin. Can't wait to see this channel rise

[@slow_start]

Thank you shork!!

[@LarkeyFactorial]

tee ef tu 🤑🇮🇴

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

​@@LarkeyFactorial bless you

[@deezboyeed6764]

Never expected to see my piss jar hero here

[@bloomsux69]

I worked as a package handler at an Amazon facility back in 2020, only for a month though. I had to be clocked in at 4am. My first break would be at 8am, where I'd usually just fall asleep in my car and come back to the shift 15 min late. The looks I'd get from the higher-ups whenever I came back, you'd think I killed someone. Then back to scanning packages off a fast-moving conveyor belt for another 3 hours, till I'd clock out at 11am. Everyone was so disconnected, like you were simply a cog in the machine. My god that place was so depressing, not a single soul looked even remotely optimistic about their work. That's why I lasted a month, I just couldn't take it anymore

[@lunarmodule6419]

Looks really bad! But people are still soooooo happy to shop there. Convince ang prices... Of course when it's the employees who pay the price.

[@WhiteWolfos]

Typical of warehouse work though. Doing the same thing might seem incredibly dull but it pays the bills. Millions of factory employees do that and experience worse in China.

[@williamkreth]

You'd get fired for that at most jobs

[@bloomsux69]

@@williamkreth nah bruh, taking points for each minute late?

[@stefthorman8548]

so you must be happy that they are replacing those jobs with robots, right?

[@youtubehandlesux]

When I'm in a high effort competition and my opponent is Slow Start:

[@slow_start]

lol

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

he shoulda got more views

[@SWBGTOC]

I don't get it, you've just written that sentence with a colon at the end but where's the end of the joke? What do you do when in a high effort competition against slow start? Am I supposed to imagine the joke?

[@TheWendarno63]

@@SWBGTOCthe joke is that he would obviously lose because slow start is the epitome of high effort. He could not compare

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

@@SWBGTOC The video is what goes after the colon.

[@mrmaniac9905]

You are CRIMENALLY underrated. The quality is insane

[@ryanhoyt2210]

I honestly can't like this video enough, the realistic dry humor and overall message is phenomenal.

[@Rev.Match.Reviews]

There arent many other videos/creators that are this funny, this talented, with this insane production! Dear algorithm, please do your thing for our boy, this is a million view video!

[@slow_start]

Thank you for your prayers

[@KoolDog427]

All hail the Algo Gods!

[@Doopyhpp]

3:13 Happy to know nekopara still exist in the future

[@cyanide7389]

Not to mention, he's got good taste

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

@@cyanide7389cinnamon though :(

[@lautystrike1]

I mean is not a bad ending if you can have an anime girl as your wife, so yeah, maybe working for Amazon is not that bad (at least in that future) But in our future weeeell... Let's not talk about that

[@ian2000]

Work is wellness could have easily been out of 1984. Freedom is slavery. War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Work is wellness.

[@PrinceoftheVioletFlame]

Good is evil. Evil is good. Everything is inverted. The inverted pentagram for example. The pentagram is a magical symbol which denotes the 5 elements in the shape of a human body or a STAR. In other words we are literally Stars symbolically speaking and scientifically speaking it is true we are made of star stuff. It all starts to make sense doesn't it? Meanwhile the HEXAgram is a magical symbol associated with the physical reality itself and time, also associated with SATURN or Chronus the planet or god of time and the physical world and karma. Seen historically as a malevolant force. Also SATAN = SATURN some suggest And all ancient cultures either worshiped or feared the dragon across the world. They spoke of DRAGON GODS from the sky. IE alien repetlians that once ruled us and likely still do covertly.

[@precious0_0]

@@PrinceoftheVioletFlame bruh

[@cadennorris960]

War can be a means to peace. Superior firepower can deter war from occurring at all.

[@ian2000]

@@cadennorris960 no it can not, war is never necessary, you've been brainwashed into thinking it is. Read 1984 is about you.

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Blood is fuel Humanity is dead Hell is full

[@zachdugan7320]

What's so interesting to me is how functionally insignificant details completely transform how people perceive ideas. For example: in the "Human Transport Device", if the chicken-wire was replaced with something like plexiglass, the "scary dystopian cage" suddenly become "futuristic forklift".

[@Phytocryst]

Those details are indicative of the mindset, origin, and intent which birthed the idea, precisely because they are insignificant. Whether you use chicken wire or plexiglass, the worker inside will remain safe regardless, so from the perspective of the person designing it, it shouldn’t matter which one is chosen, but which one IS chosen indicates the sensibilities and mindsets of those who designed it, which is highly predictive of how that idea will be implemented in the real world and the impact that it will have on your life, hence why it impacted how well-received the idea is.

[@zachdugan7320]

@@Phytocryst are you suggesting that it was designed specifically to imprison the operator? It seems infinitely more likely that chickenwire is simply more cost efficient

[@Phytocryst]

@@zachdugan7320 no, I’m not. Yes, chicken wire is more cost-efficient. That’s probably why it was chosen. But the fact that cost-effectiveness is prioritized at the expense of aesthetics essentially reflects the fact that the people who designed it also prioritize efficiency over beauty, and that they failed to see the value in sacrificing efficiency for beauty. This sends an important signal, because any organization with such a set of priorities will inevitably compromize human welfare in the pursuit of improved productivity. Hence, the one, seemingly superfluous signal is indicative of deeper, more meaningful information, which is why people subconsciously induce that information from the signal and thus react so extremely negatively to that signal, despite the fact that, from a naive perspective, the reaction to the signal may be regarded as irrational and disproportionate.

[@JEASOUA]

im in awe of the quality of this video. i havent thought of amazon besides the wagey cagey meme but the editing, animation and script has me hooked in watching. really good video.

[@zenniththefolf4888]

Astro: What is my purpose? Jeff Besos: You tell your owner they left the stove on after leaving the house without actually being able to turn it off. Astro: Oh my god...

[@philhurslit7601]

Hence...the stairs

[@Coldgunslinger]

@@philhurslit7601hah, good one

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

C-UAS: What is my purpose? Raytheon: You are an expendable, unmanned aircraft system, with the capability of operating in autonomous swarms. C-UAS: "ΑLLAHU ACKBAR!"

[@vellom]

u pass butter

[@hallowfiended]

"drone-based fullfillment center" that sounds like some Stellaris shit

[@Dommifax]

probably part of the megacorp dlc

[@analogueoverdigital929]

😂😂 yes!!!

[@jacksonstein809]

The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center

[@cozz124]

doohickey corp

[@clock.wizard]

Proud to have been part of this 🙏

[@JDVR69]

Congrats!! 3D animation is amazing 👏

[@AmberPrice881]

You did such phenomenal job!!🎉❤

[@theofarnum8706]

Amazing work this is incredible

[@Mrchair905]

Y’all did a great job! 🤘

[@Natak222]

Have you got an IG or personal page? Would love to see your other work

[@IdRadical]

My man the effort you put into videos is a damn spectacle. Youre killin it!

[@corbinm1514]

This production value is INSANE

[@a_tree5793]

One of the very few remaining channels on youtube I can earnestly say has true effort and talent put into it

[@slow_start]

Thank you!!!

[@tristikov]

The editing, costume, sets, digital sets, etc. are just off the chain! Really impressive level of quality here.

[@SummerSommerSummer]

One thing I certainly did not have on my bingo card for the next 10 years is a freaking Amazon blimp.

[@jampine8268]

Max0r was protecting humanity by showing us how to destroy it in Ace Combat 7.

[@tacticaljunk1608]

oh the lack of humanity

[@elib9002]

Dirigible or Airship is more appropriate.

[@SummerSommerSummer]

@@elib9002But Blimp is funnier

[@Theonly_Onyx]

reminds me of storks

[@disableddanny96]

I just wanted to say these videos are great. This is what I’m trying to emulate with my channel. The fact you’re doing this without a team is impressive

[@I_Covermoreground]

Incredibly well made and presented. This is something every single person should see.

[@timothynoll4886]

The fact that I happened to be watching a bunch of Cyberpunk videos the past few days makes this video legitimate nightmare fuel cuz this is actually spot on for a cyberpunk dystopia

[@ApostateOfMind42]

You are my hero, Slow. Never fail to deliver: CGI set pieces, jokes, quips, and general education as always. Love the new production approach. Let me know when you stream again. I look forward to it.

[@slow_start]

Thank you for being here from day 1 Apostate. It's been a pleasure having you along for the ride.

[@coolpantcate2327]

holy crap this is a main monitor worthy video

[@slow_start]

LOL

[@I_am_nobody999]

Yeah it really is. I stopped playing rocket league and made some food for it. Good shit.

[@lubomirkompis9441]

That is high freaking praise my guy.

[@magnateze]

Me with only one monitor :(

[@diyangenchev-7881]

How is this channel so undersubscribed? The production quality and the top-notch humour are worthy of millions of subscribers

[@Dougydoug42042]

This video blew my socks off. Deserves way more engagement than this for the content, production value, and entertainment.

[@Kebab0960]

this might be the best editing ive ever seen in a commentary video

[@purplehaze2358]

Y'know, you could've cut out the "'s Patents" part, and the title would've been just as accurate.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Good job remwmbering the apoatrophe, most folks woulda forgot it.

[@svgPhoenix]

TBH I'd prefer "Amazon's: A Dystopian Nightmare"

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

that apostorphe is barely noticeable visually

[@Haelian]

This video has higher production quality than what Prime Video churns out.

[@iamvictorperez1482]

Excellent video man , both entertaining and informative it helps get the information out Majority of the people will not digest information without the entertainment factor and you’ve found the perfect mixture of both Blessings 🙏

[@silverseen8300]

Dude I love your style of editing, and keeping the viewer hooked! Very packed with information, but never a second of bore or disinterest. Please keep up the good work! We need more KZbinrs like you!

[@defvent]

There he goes again making a video with the quality of million subscriber with less then 200k. Supremely under rated. Bravo!

[@IBongMaster395I]

"if you're not on team bird, you're an op" sub'd lol

[@Grymgar]

I feel like the drone program idea is a risk managers worst nightmare. Now every package has its own trip and god knows what thieves, saboteurs, and anarchists will do.

[@vitoc8454]

Ukraine is currently using su1cide drones that can take out *tanks.* And Amazon wants to put its inventory in giant blimps?

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

why are you afraid of anarchists lmao

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Good, fuck them. They don’t deserve free money.

[@kaydog890]

Prezzy card + an empty house + net = free drone parts

[@joeybuddy96]

Idk how someone could watch this entire video and think that anarchists are the problem with the world.

[@y5mgisi]

This is my first slow start video. And I gotta say, the production is off the charts. Excellent work.

[@montchellvonctor]

I'm so glad I found this video and your channel. This was killer, please keep making more stuff like this, I'll watch every one :)

[@VentureAddicts]

The lighting and color grading to match the environments is top notch! Love the mix of high effort and casual commentary

[@GarrettsGear]

Your content is ludicrously underrated. We see the incredible hard work put into the editing and script man. You deserve a million subs, easy.

[@waitwhatno]

The production value of this video is insane. It baffles me that you don’t have ten times the subscribers yet. This was great.

[@DNBon.an808]

The team really nailed how to match irl lighting with the visual on the green screen. Never seen better, tbh, well done! I was gonna do something else while this was on but the production level got me.

[@Najebanski]

Love the production behind this, so much skill and thought went into making an appealing video. Bravo

[@chadcsrl]

the only thing about this video that I don't like is that it ended. 10/10

[@fellzer]

Where is Gen z getting their editing budget!?!?

[@jingbot1071]

Piracy

[@bro9759]

I wish you uploaded more often but good lord. This was absolutely worth the wait. The quality of the details and animations is insane.

[@thor8606]

The hypothetical amazon worker's anime wife not just being a throwaway gag and actually coming back at the end when he put on his VR goggles to go "home" was such an excellently Dark way of ending the video, very entertaining and informative

[@walkerj.7895]

Been around since a couple thousand subscribers, it’s been insane to watch the increase in video quality! This video looked amazing, and you are really growing into your own brand of humor!

[@elijah5573]

this dude's personality feels like truman made a youtube channel after he escaped the dome

[@tyler2010]

I'm 100% sure this channel is how I got a recommend news article about bionicles returning in 2025

[@PipimiOden]

bionicles returning what

[@Gloomdrake]

@@PipimiOdenour souls

[@heatherm00ch]

Your production value is so on point I had to subscribe😊

[@nerdzone]

This production is of insane quality. Terrific job!

[@RagBrokeHisThumb]

Apple has a patent on text rendering, not even a font, just a method of rendering. This is equivalent to copyrighting a pen you found on the floor.

[@benonaru]

no

[@benonaru]

no forced

[@soyo1]

a slow start upload has made my week, and the week just started :D

[@igorcunha6560]

Bro! Your level of production is simply outstanding. Congrats 🙌

[@christian1775]

Well boys, he's finally back from the realms.

[@slow_start]

I have emerged from the depths of the Adobe suite to bring you another offering.

[@Dommifax]

@@slow_start next vid about Adobe lol

[@VirtualRiot]

great ending, I shed a tear

[@EricJacobusOfficial]

Man this takes video essays to the next level!!!

[@spingleboygle]

my brain hurts thinking of how much effort this must have taken

[@LefthandPatrick]

My man, this is not only incredibly animated, but excessively creative, informative and funny as hell. Absolutely a perfect video thag deserves way more attention!

[@T1C]

Delivery Blimp Warehouse is a whole new level of ... drop shipping

[@xXokcoolXx]

I wouldn't expect anything less from the man that created the Bionicle documentary. Really well done video, man. I look forward to your next vid in ~3 month's time!

[@qtrax100]

About 15 years ago 1 person died and around 20 others were injured in a Amazon facility in the US. They were not allowed to hydrate properly, and the person that died had heat stroke. I know this for a fact because I worked for the company that was supplying the staff.

[@BenVanik]

Wow. This would have been fantastic as a podcast with just the writing and delivery -- throwing in the CG interactions is Captain Disillusion-level cool.

[@nunyabiness181]

This was better animated and more entertaining, not to mention much more informative than anything I watched on tv from 1998-2008

[@thecactussword4304]

What dropped on TV in 2008? No judgement, I'm just curious what particularly dropped on TV in 2008 that was better than this?

[@NodoanSmash]

I'm going to take a guess and say peak history and science channel docushows. You got to see triremes with catapults and flamethrowers in 2000's cg. It was pretty peak.

[@atanasijesimic4651]

Damn dude, went from reviewing toys on a table to this. I'm impressed! Keep up the great work!

[@myusername570]

This video made me realize I'm old when you threw that disclaimer in for how shipping from online stores used to take awhile. I guess there really is people now who never experienced 2 weeks wait on a sweater from a cool store lol. Pretty high production value too. Keep it up dude

[@Kage197]

Absolutely amazing dude, I can’t even begin to talk about how great this video is….

[@A2L112]

Honestly replacing workers with Robots at Amazon facilities would probably be a good thing since humans wouldn't be forced to work in the awful conditions

[@DWardington]

yeah, that's the least dystopian part. Does eliminating human jobs suck? for these types of job, yes in the short term, but BIG No in the long run.

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Less jobs = less money for consumers, more money for Amazon, which further contributes to their power acquisition, allowing even more jobs to be replaced by robots until eventually they own so much of the workforce that it's virtually impossible to get a job where you don't work for them. Slippery slope.

[@MegaBruh-fr6mt]

​@@scrappyanimations4096 Someone has to service the robots. Additionally, someone has to make the parts for the robots and also extract the resources necessary to make the parts, which in turn means someone has to produce machinery parts for the machines that extract resources so on and so forth. The moment Amazon replaces humans with robots means that they deemed the the cost of hiring a human to be greater than the cost of purchasing the robots to do the job with maintenance cost also factored in (Including the wages for those who would service the robots). This also means they are likely able to scale more rapidly since Amazon will not be directly bottlenecked by workers (Amazon could be indirectly bottlenecked if the company they purchase robot parts is for whatever reason unable to supply more parts at the price Amazon deems worth the cost of keeping robots rather than hiring humans as workers. However this would also signal to the market that robot parts are in demand which means more should be produced which again means more jobs, more machinery more resource extraction etc.) which in turn means more output. This also means more profit for Amazon in that they will be able to reduce their prices to compete with competitors such as Walmart in an attempt to gain a larger market share (It is for this reason that a company can actually profit more from reducing the price of an item rather than raising the price of the item). It is important to reiterate that this benefits the consumer because now they are able to purchase the same or similar goods but for a cheaper price so in this instance it is a win win situation for both Amazon and the consumer. What I'm saying is Amazon replacing it's workers with robots will probably not actually mean their will be less jobs. Fun fact 61% of Amazon's revenue is from third party sellers and has only been increasing since its inception.

[@gaddummit]

@@scrappyanimations4096 This is such a dumb way of thinking. The ultimate goal is that nobody is forced to work shitty jobs. You say it will be impossible to find a job that's not at amazon, but you fail to realize that at that point, most of the work will be automated. If we automate shitty jobs, it is a good thing. Obviously in the short term people will lose jobs and wealth, but then things like universal basic income happen. Most jobs are already pointless, if you want to work them go ahead but don't force me into your weird view of the world. Rising unemployment rate is a good thing.

[@sxaft1320]

@@gaddummit what makes you think they don't just kill you instead of giving you UBI? why do you think they want good things to come to you?

[@Orphioux]

The amount of effort that went into making this is insane. Killed it.

[@dhend999]

Actually one of the best videos I've seen on KZbin all year. Well done, thank you!

[@ebrzyy]

Blown away by the editing quality man.. had to sub after seeing that you are somehow under 1 mil. Keep up the amazing work!

[@bigspaghettio]

i sure do love living in a nightmarish dystopia!

[@derpymcderpster5526]

17:17 It also doesn't help that if you fall below a specific percentile of that quota, you get written up automatically. I got fired back in June because I didn't meet them because I had a broken arm at the time. And even though I already had accommodations in place to keep me out of departments with high quotas, they kept sending me back to Pick. Didn't help that my Area Manager was a complete dickhead (also a massive homophobe). The stress got so bad I was openly cutting in the warehouse, and nobody did anything. I'm currently in the process of filing a complaint with the EOC, to get compensation for the bullshit they put me through.

[@petermmm42]

good luck

[@kournelious8265]

video quality is a true chefs kiss.

[@krisztianstelczer9479]

I loved every moment of this video even tho its about a sad future, ur so funny amd the editing is spot on for it as welll

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

This is one of the most unexpectedly horrifying things I've ever seen

[@AndrewDavidJ]

This is one hell of a production, sheesh! Incredible work!

[@KoDTIFF]

Dude, every second of this video has a lot of attention put into it. All of the editing, animations, the scripts and jokes. Huge respect, I always admired your editing, but this blew my mind. Really hope this gets at least a 1mi views.

[@VeedddeeR]

My mans is quite literally upping production quality ten fold every video now.

[@protect_trans_lives]

Such a well made video. Thanks. This was really entertaining.

[@jeremy1234823]

One of, if not the best KZbin video I've watched this year.