Amber Rose's New Ink, V-Day & New Hampshire Primary | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Valentine's Day is coming, Mero hotboxes the office, Bloomberg is still running after New Hampshire, and Amber Rose and Cindy Crawford's son Presley, get face tats.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@mistaTHIRTEEN]

Mero out here lookin like hood Papa John.

[@vampire_workday]

Papi Juan

[@alwaysxnever]

@@vampire_workday you won. This should have more likes. Lol

[@ting280]

"Are you guys ready to start the show" is the show's problematic light

[@Rushil69420]

Dr Brooklyn nah they got one of those too now lol

[@jacobsixkiller7546]

Lol but that's how you when they want them to be ready😂

[@paisan8766]

Mero out here lookin like Súga Niéto

[@sufferationist]

Azucar Caballero

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

New AKA

[@oliverdyer9155]

why does mero look like a cvs manager

[@FrancoKTA]

Looks more like Suge Knight

[@fighttheevilrobots3417]

🤣🤣

[@MoMaster231]

this was so specific yet too trrrue 😭☠️

[@robertminor2111]

I think you meant “CVS MANAGER” ™️

[@CheeksOfButt]

LMFAO

[@calvinchae8821]

Mero out here dressing like Suge Knight lol

[@evanmills1977]

Came here to say this. Respect.

[@ErikaMcQueen89]

evan mills I’m going to sleep 💀 lol

[@stillatin]

Azuca Knight

[@kkdylm]

Also was going to say this, clearly there's a collective consciousness lol

[@Hi_Tamera]

It’s bc he’s looking more THICC 😂

[@Kimmy_Beee]

Mero looking like a Dominican Suge Knight😂 LOL

[@MaxBallantine]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@Spaceysgurl]

It's the red.

[@MrAgodine]

I read that in meros Dominican accent.

[@DarkClouds-v8]

Kimzy Lee “Papi come to death row!”

[@jerrycuevas6149]

Julia was low key trying to find out what desus was giving her..... spoiler alert it's a BLOWN OUT BACK!!!!!

[@finished6267]

Dead ass right.

[@Brianaloha]

You think Desus smashes? I kinda do. Lol.

[@SugeKnate]

Deathrow Mero over here

[@MrCornWolf]

To all you actors out there, who don't wanna be on a channel where the executive producer's...all up in the videos, all on the shows , dancin'...then come to Showtime!

[@Mioko2010]

Thinkin the same shit 😂 suge MERO

[@Afrimusican]

@@MrCornWolf bruh😆

[@marquiswhite5850]

Bronx over Bompton

[@simplyoiseau]

Bruh, now all I see is Suge when I look at Mero 🤣

[@fredmand]

Mero lookin like he gonna drop you off a ledge unless you sign with his music label.

[@mysticalquilava]

Lmaooo for real it’s the Suge vibes 😭

[@asianmgk]

Julia was not playing with Desus about Valentine’s Day she said “Don’t play this” she making sure she gets her gift lmao

[@lindoccuhle]

"Pretend you're Scrooge McDuck." 😭😂😂

[@kelechic.jemelumba9981]

I don't get that

[@lindoccuhle]

You're not very sucio, are you?@@kelechic.jemelumba9981

[@ughitsssss]

“IN A DOMINICAN GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY” he did NOT 😂😂😂

[@McChillson]

"I call her Mike Bloomberg" MERO!!!!! 😂😂😂💀

[@mela8457]

Julia was really disappointed that Desus doesn’t celebrate valentines

[@Fluer-de-Lis]

Mel A I knowwww. She isn’t getting anything at all except horizontal loving.

[@idrinkbreastmilk]

I ship Desus and Julia. Jesus would be their name

[@ceasefireforpalestine]

@@idrinkbreastmilk or julius

[@realtrini2007]

i think bc desus has a girlfriend and so he cane be saying he celebrates it.

[@Jayce.Raphael]

soul in a body or Dulius lmao

[@iamthatheroine]

I know this sounds fake but the relation between “bash” and “slash” isn’t alliteration......it’s assonance 😂

[@toddadams8420]

I knew alliteration wasn't the correct term....thanks

[@resistanceisfutile520]

Slash and smash

[@ceeza314]

his name is sebastian and they call him bash for for short so it is alliteration if you use his full name..

[@bo5ticliz]

Agreed or even rhyming

[@bigdezol]

Assonance and consonance are specific types of alliteration.

[@taffatarantino5392]

MERO: if you tired of your network all in the writers room all in the promos COME TO THE BODEGA HIVE!!!

[@blessedbythebest9994]

Niiiice!!!

[@nikitathomas9664]

I see what you did there 😂😂😂

[@taffatarantino5392]

@@nikitathomas9664 lmao

[@OneAndOnlyTyker]

One of the most hilarious warm ups to date 🤣🤣🇹🇹

[@silviadiaz1248]

OneAndOnlyTyker agreed!!!

[@TOM-OTIS]

“This joke just got dark” 👀🤣😂😭🤣

[@kevthepoet]

Every thug needs alliteration! 😂😂😂😭

[@tommygoat5478]

Is that the Gerber baby all grown up 🤣 what is he misunderstood about, his Starbucks order 💀

[@chrisjones7829]

Yo I died when homie in the back said Thriller😂😂😂

[@LAVirgo67]

They called his bluff!

[@LAvision]

Problematic button should of been on half this segment 😂🚨

[@oliverdyer9155]

Shoutout to youtube notifs for reminding me what day of the week it is

[@MegaDede1212]

I actually hate the fact that they have an audience now... the jokes go over their heads often times...i was good with a few laughs from the extras on set at Vice.

[@ten4k964]

Aint that the truth

[@Fonzzzzz]

I’ve been trying to get into these showtime clips but nothing has beaten the feeling of that Vice set. Still go back to that channel for laughs.

[@abivarela1056]

Vice >>>>>>

[@klfjoat]

We don't use the V-word around here.

[@Ismeen]

FACTS

[@richbrass12]

Her kid's nickname sounds like the bad guys on Ninja Turtles.

[@GetInTouchTV]

BLOOMBERG NEEDS TO DROP OUT!

[@muhammedalli19]

Hillary is the only candidate that can beat Prez Cheedo

[@stillatin]

@@muhammedalli19 stop it fam

[@muhammedalli19]

@@stillatin So in your expert opinion, who can beat him????

[@korndud]

@@muhammedalli19 BERNIE SANDERS

[@DC-zx5mt]

@@muhammedalli19 she didnt even campaign in the rust belt lmao. She's a joke. #Bernie2020

[@MSmith5478]

“Slash Electric”?!? What in the name of Taco Bell Mountain Dew is going on here?

[@PashmereCalace]

Foolish Samurah that’s a pretty fly name

[@SaintMu]

@@PashmereCalace yeah, for a horse maybe But fam you know damn well you ain't making no nigga and calling him "Slash Electric"

[@the_gratefulgamer]

It sounds like pikachu's next attack.

[@Mzdedeo]

MERO beard 🧔🏾 lookin awfully dark today

[@iseebothsides]

beatqueen1! Extra⚫️Black!😂🤣

[@drokillah7547]

Its called Gray hairs 😭😭😭

[@Jay-ue2ic]

Bigen

[@Thrill_Hou]

Julia was super uncomfortable at those prison jokes. 😂😂😂

[@parisab6]

Ha!!!! “Bloombito”! I’m dead!!!! Haha

[@frankwhytejr.1367]

Sucio Gang in the building lol. They need a permanent problematic light lol.

[@therealjm112]

13:32 I believe that's called a Moneybagg AYO

[@philosophy20]

Hahaha I LOST it at 10:45. "Imma make a third one called SMASH!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MahadJamz]

@3:29 Julia asking for a VDay gift from Desus on the low and getting rejected made me so sad 😭😭

[@MrKDollarSign]

MahadJamz they smashing though

[@AnthonyPosi]

You guys need to have snoop and martha stewart on here and he have you guys on GGN.

[@moneymaker3208]

I definitely need them on GGN.

[@Bella-kk4go]

why does Desus wanna get topped by Bloomberg so bad? he really said “I like when he talks down to me - He talks like he’s gonna spit on you” BRO💀

[@vdotme]

Oh my god, I check back in and these are as hilarious - maybe even more - than the first time around 😂😂😂😂😳

[@underlows]

I'm trying y'all, but the Vice set, flow, and content just slapped harder mo.

[@seanwilson8168]

I AGREE

[@prodbyryshy]

@Tatea this show needs more video content and editing, sometimes they start riffing off each other and it doesnt rly go anywhere. The live audience is bad because it constrains how long they record, ideally theyd record longer with no audience and cut down the content to the best shit for 15-20 minutes then throw in some sketches/interviews

[@SaintMu]

@451 _ I don't know man. Sometimes the audience feels weird, but I remember some episodes when it actually changed everything (like their interview with Cohen and Cooper, I remember, the audience just came alive in this one, the whole shit felt great and dynamic)

[@HoodieZay313]

Mero look like suge knight at the source awards...

[@LizzyKoala88]

My mom loves Pandora bracelets 😆

[@dwaynenotjohnson1405]

Mero yo there lookin like suge knight!💀😂

[@Stavogold]

Thatboy DJ damn you beat me to it haha

[@pseudo4389]

I thought the same thing! 😂

[@IknowMoreThanYou]

The brand is AUTHORITARIAN!

[@JoeHuman]

I watch 'em on Showtime.. I watch 'em here. The Brand Is S T R O N G.

[@brandongallardo8576]

The warmup is always my favorite to watch! Much ❤️ and ✊🏼

[@kibirdie]

Yasss to Julia gasping at Desus saying Elizabeth is dropping out next!!! Teach these devils!!!! 😤

[@daniellu8104]

Julia is on staff. Julia asks Desus about valentines for staff. Desus says no. Julia asks about chocolate. Again Desus says no. Julia just wanted chocolate for Valentines...

[@DJDGrind]

I would love to work at y’all office 🤣🤣, I’m most deff smoking weed with Mero on lunch break! #bodegahive

[@tonaltemple7964]

Every now and then I watch old episodes to hurt my own feelings

[@lottdominique]

Mero got on the Suge Knight collection

[@GeneSquires]

This was one of the BEST shows so far... good lord Lmaaaoooo

[@mindyourbizshhlut]

They’re making traffic enjoyable lmaoo

[@Holla412]

Haven't really wached since vice but I still love these guys

[@4biz]

love the bodega boys

[@GoldenBlissWithin]

The beards are looking exceptionally polished and glorious today! ✨

[@PashmereCalace]

Why is that in Helvetica 💀💀

[@andydeossa]

Mero out here looking like Suge Knight trying to recruit for Death Row

[@terrancel1786]

Their banter is classic funny.

[@HenriiE]

Scrooge McDuck 😂

[@TheOriginalCaptainTrips]

thats totally cool their chill about smokin in the office

[@coolhwip92]

DvM Valentine’s Day episode still a KZbin classic, video gone but not forgotten

[@coolhwip92]

Tatea it’s one from the earliest of their Complex days, ep. 8 of their old podcast

[@tcmjeff]

Mero casually flexing with the Off-White shirt

[@KSP30]

“Babylon ting!”””😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@monicaelenes1700]

desus got that smile 😍

[@Uh.Friend]

i laughed way too hard at the moneybag tat

[@biterface03]

Bro The Show Is Slowly Warping Into The Bodega Boys Podcast & I Fucking Love It. YKTFV. THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTAINO THESE MORENOS!

[@jarvin90]

“In a Dominican galaxy far far away” 🤣

[@hova772]

sucio Boyz out here representing!!!!!

[@masomamakes2004]

Bruh Slash Electric sound like the the beginning of a URL lmao "nah bruh I said /electric.homepower.com" or some shit

[@GeorgesOpinion]

“The start of Star Wars”😂😂😂

[@Ollie199X]

Bruh said a dollar sign tattoo on the balls then called it the money sack🤣

[@hiphoptill1drop]

That Martin hoodie 🔥🔥🔥

[@JoJoDancer1024]

Mero looks good in that red shirt lol

[@marianacastelan4176]

Dude I'd totally buy their Pandora charms 🔥🔥

[@EE-sw3uh]

presley gerber grew up in my town and went to hs with my brother, idk what happened since but something went wrong

[@emeraldfox76]

"Every thug needs alliteration"... "Why is that in Helvetica?.. I'm dead. XD

[@laurawright7631]

8:30 the condensation..? Lol

[@shazz286]

The Gerber baby😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@kilocabrera1]

Showers in the office I was dyin yo go take a shower lmfao

[@culodesobra]

The extended interview better be extended this time

[@blessedbythebest9994]

Desus’ hoodie looks like old papa johns pizza boxes lol...still low key 🔥🔥🔥

[@Dannyo7o7]

& Mero dressed like Papa John's himself 🤔

[@the_gratefulgamer]

*Pikachu used Slash Electric! It was super-effective!*

[@framingoj9978]

Under-rated joke by Mero- "Shit sounds like my lawn mower Gas Slash Electric"

[@MsJojotiti]

I like how everyone here is trolling Mero😂

[@AspeQt]

in what isle of the Bodega is the beard dye? :D

[@kerrajohnson3203]

*Why is it in Helvetica?* THAT is the real question 🤣🤣

[@queenofthewhores]

I love Desus lisp 😘😘😍😍

[@alwaysxnever]

Damn they put a lot of make-up on the Kid Mero, or maybe it is just the lighting. That outfit clean af though. Lol

[@bodeharmanda1st572]

Looooool Letterman hurt Mero's feelings. He try make his beard look more attractive.

[@oh_thats_kris]

Desus!! 😍😍😍😍😍

[@jonathancarmel9312]

I love how these guys are still upset about not getting $1,000 when they got the wild Showtime bag

[@shataradowns2770]

Trying too hard.

[@illasmoke]

Been gone from this for a good year. Mero looking big

[@Darvin-Hams-burner-account]

Mero looking like a Red Box manager

[@martinvera5962]

It's a literary device LOL

[@EmranAmin4]

YERRR

[@MASterofdaSKIES]

That dollar sign on the ballsack joke needs an emmy on god and everything.

[@carloslara7360]

Mero on his Suge outfit for this one!!!

[@SpideySensei72]

Haven't really watched them in a minute. When did Mero start dyeing his beard?

[@getdowngetdown]

Julia’s like, what am I doing with my life?

[@djej6195]

Wanna know where Desus got that hoodie I fucks with it

[@Nia-sc2wn]

Anybody know where I can get the hat Desus is wearing in this ep? I've been searching EVERYWHERE!