Amberlynn’s Got 77 Problems But Her Weight Ain’t One

[@finkwood]

"I don't like professionals giving me a pedicure because they're strangers!" ... "I chatted with a girl online, and we're in love! I can't wait for her to drive here. We're moving in together when we meet!"

[@abigailxxx]

She’d get married on first sight yet wouldn’t let a pedicurist do her toes🥴

[@Veronica_1683]

The narcissistic brain is beyond mind boggling and confusing to us regular folks !! Amber talks sooo much without saying anything !! WORD SALAD 🥗😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@jmicha91]

@@abigailxxx She brought her bedding to the hotel because she was icky about hotel bedding yet was walking barefoot.

[@Zuritube-xoxo]

I have no idea of how she doesn't see the irony with her statements

[@4ever9zxyme]

What if the girl she meets online that she falls quickly in love with , just so happens to be a pro pedicurist ?

[@harleycafr_]

you can clearly see the way her personality changes depending on who she’s been watching on KZbin

[@abigailxxx]

Yes! And her Trisha Paytas CA girl personality is the worst🙄

[@JustinFarrell69]

missed opportunity to make the # in the title '89 problems' after the infamous 89 elbees 😂

[@kmd7285]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@Zuritube-xoxo]

Omg yess

[@indigoberrypie]

That stupid SnapChat rant of hers will never not make me laugh. She was trying so damn hard to be Jeffree Star, lmao

[@xXxAngelicKratosxXx]

“77 is my favorite number” “The number ‘3’ is so imp-or-ten to my family and I” Ah, just another “misremeberment” from our gorl 😂😂😂

[@abigailxxx]

“imp-or-ten” is so accurate🤣💗

[@hannahxx17]

She will never grasp the concept of just not engaging in the hate. She feeds the drama by addressing things in the way she does.

[@Leslie-vd9iz]

She acts so un bothered but in reality it bothers her so bad...so funny

[@batbrat4412]

Exactly

[@Michelle-kj3xb]

That wedding tent has a chest piece soooo hectic 😮🫣😁😜👰⛺⛺⛺⛺

[@thevelbaetum4118]

10:42 the audacity to say this when she was freebleeding into those leggings for a year, didn't shower for MULTIPLE extended periods of time, and probably doesn't wear deodorant, is wild gorly-pop ✋💀

[@anniesauras_rex]

She uses her multiple perfumes and body sprays to cover up her stench

[@sadiea403]

The black leggeens with the wedding dress is chef's kiss

[@boosqueezy2418]

she doesn’t get why everyone hates her smh

[@bribri138]

The cheesecake factory wedding🤣🤣

[@abigailxxx]

Her dream wedding🤣

[@Veronica_1683]

@@abigailxxx LETS BE REAL NOONE WILL EVER MARRY BIG ALBERT !! NOBODY !!!!!!

[@Fire-Rabbit87]

DispekfulMolments has the best ALR art 😂

[@MsGeminiGodess]

That big fake ring that “Becky bought” is so obnoxious.

[@single_use_planet_]

The first lie she debunks is another lie lmao this woman is insane

[@andreamoore367]

77 her favourite number. I thought it was 33. A family number 🤷‍♀️

[@monroeisokay]

lol she’s wearing the same shirt in the “who’s been wiping you ass?” clip 10:25 just something I noticed

[@abigailxxx]

Oh my gosh I didn’t even notice! That is so funny!🤣 the stories truly write themselves😭💗

[@Mamaichi86]

The wedding dress leggings combo 💀💀💀💀

[@jennacrowe454]

“What am I trying to hide? My diabetus” hahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@Undeniably_Asher]

Can someone tell me why Amber would say concealer is burning her hand? I don’t understand. Concealer is safe for skin so how would it burn her skin?

[@beaticoco8907]

Amber is just pick me girly. If you have allergic reaction to concealer it burns, but she use this one in her face where it will be worse. She needed to make something up as always

[@Undeniably_Asher]

@@beaticoco8907 thanks. I don’t have any allergies so it didn’t occur to me about allergies but, yeah, if she is using it on her face with no reaction it’s unlikely it would cause a reaction on her hands.

[@4ever9zxyme]

The only makeup brand ( that I’ve used out of the others I’ve used ) that I’m allergic to is WetNWild . That stuff makes me itch and red no matter if it’s the concealer , mascara , eyeliner or foundation!

[@beaticoco8907]

@@4ever9zxyme i feel so bad for you! cause i know this feeling, im getting allergic reactions pretty often form makeup i always need to check things in store before i buy it to see if formula wasn't changed

[@ShyGengar]

I wonder what OCD tendencies she has that she edits out? I’m actually really surprised. I would’ve imagined she would leave them in to kinda be like “look! Here’s proof that I do have ocd”

[@heartcatchprecure]

as someone with actual ocd shes def the type that thinks it just means being slightly neat

[@Loamypebble]

Girl bffr she a lah its a lah

[@ShyGengar]

@@Loamypebble “rah-t rah-t” how could i be so naive 😭

[@rishasarkar4657]

The cheesecake factory wedding has me wheezing!

[@ksis86]

I still think Amber is in love with Destiny to this day 😂 im sure shes mad that they just got married and shes stuck with no chemistry Tommy

[@chasehelm8731]

Snow boots and baby buns ❤😍🥰

[@abigailxxx]

Ugh that bunny girl tiny girl baby girl is sooooooo cute I could just scoop her up and squeeze her forever😩 and Snowy is my whole heart-she sleeps on my pillow by my head every single night and makes biscuits🥰💗

[@chasehelm8731]

@@abigailxxx that’s the cutest 😍

[@blingqueen2235]

The title has me dyeeeen!!

[@abigailxxx]

Big Albert’s coming out with a new hit single soon! Feat. Justin Feeder😜

[@ally-kr6mr]

@@abigailxxxBYE 😭

[@rileyisvibing]

“Oh Becky the……thumb” KILLS ME everytime😂😂😂

[@GreatWaltSlam]

Not her only confirming made-up rumors and ones that make her look better.

[@aaliyahcharm]

just what i needed, another amber video to help me fall asleep lol ☺️☺️

[@abigailxxx]

I'm so glad! Sweet dreams!😴💗

[@Mmolonn]

19:21 - envelope is not the same as envelop!

[@Crystal-wu4if]

Yeah the only time Amberlynn was right lol 😂

[@felixiros]

she said elopes 😭😭

[@Crystal-wu4if]

@@felixiros oh god hahahaha 🤣🤣

[@batbrat4412]

She thinks everyone should be patient and understanding with her? Does she not realize that TONS of us started out wanting the best for her, wanting her and encouraging her to stick to her weight loss plans so she can get healthy and extend her lifespan? The ppl STOPPED being patient with her and stopped encouraging her and stopped supporting her is because we caught on to her games. SHE didn't and doesn't take her health seriously, she has always been VILE to her partners and made a living off of it. We have watched her tell lies to gain sympathy and make money off of it. We have watched her try to manipulate ppl for years. We have watched her true colors come out from behind the "im just a poor victim" mask. SHE is the reason ppl feel the way they do about her, SHE is the reason we say the things we do about her and SHE is the one that chose to upload all of this for the world to see.. she will never take responsibility for anything in her life and i HATE how she's constantly using some sort of mental health disorder as a excuse. That drives me bonkers

[@eepybunii]

SNOW BOOTS SO SOPHISTICATED 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 pls pls pls keep the cute Kitty segments 🥹

[@abigailxxx]

Never enough kitty updates!🥰

[@julian18899]

12:00 "SHIN...shin" dictionary definition killed me oml

[@ShyGengar]

“On the willy-nilly” what 😂

[@nomdeplume2213]

Willy nilly is a southern term. Dont do it all willy nilly lol as I'm fast without thinking it thru

[@sunnie734]

​@@nomdeplume2213It's not a Southern thing. We say it here in Britain, too. The way she said it makes no sense.

[@hailbones666]

@nomdeplume2213 “Willy-nilly” is used in other regions. As you said, it’s “all willy-nilly” and not “on the willy-nilly” as Amber said.

[@miautown]

⁠​⁠@@nomdeplume2213ive lived in georgia my entire life. hearing her say “on the willy nilly” was ridiculous 😭

[@asa5276]

That little edit with the “hi” “hello” from the scale was the funniest thing

[@murph7141]

Omg the Amberlynn anime 💀

[@jenpilled]

Her rants in her snapchat filters always get me 😭

[@Veronica_1683]

Abigail, Jovani and I are bonding over your hilarious ALR videos !! Your sweet voice and amazing sarcasm always makes my day 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@abigailxxx]

Awww oh tell sweet Jovani the kitties say hi!🥰

[@Veronica_1683]

@@abigailxxx he said tell my friend Abbey to feed them tuna,water,play with a toy with them,then tuck them in and read them a cutie patootie bedtime story🥺🥺🥺🥺🩵🧩 Abigail you are now my baby’s best friend I’m devastated and am gonna need therapy !!😅😅😅😅 But seriously I APPRECIATE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND SOUL HOW SWEET YOUVE BEEN TO HIM ! WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU🥺🥺🥺

[@abigailxxx]

@@Veronica_1683 awwww oh tell your sweet baby boy he is SO loved by me and by my kitties! Little Bunny wants Jovani to know she would hop all over him and give him kitten kisses if she could!☺️💗🩷

[@Veronica_1683]

@@abigailxxx THIS TOUCHED MY MAMA HEART🥺🥺🥺🥺🐱🐱🐱🌺🌸🌼🌻🌹🌷💐

[@magnumopus8124]

I love how she says in the VERY beginning about how everyone wants to make her out to be a liar, but soon after talks about how happy she is with her new "fiance" when we all know that is an Amberlynn sized lah!

[@ValonaGrace]

The zoom into Becky’s face after the “rounder and fatter” hair comment will always send me

[@Linds812]

0:51 i have that strawberry cow 😏 we have good taste

[@abigailxxx]

Oh my gosh really? I love that cute cow! My bf got him for me and I sleep with him every night🥹🐮🍓💗

[@lilajeannn]

i haaaaate the way she talks about ocd omfg

[@FredDurstFan]

Lies in a "clearing up misconceptions" video... AMBERLYNN: No matter what i say people don't believe me

[@kraftmacaroniandbeez]

dammit it's 89 problems but an elbee ain't one! 😆

[@_dom_97]

Ok she wanted to set up a patreon and share her writing and poetry, but this same girl hasnt “ate” today because she had “went” somewhere. How can she be a writer when she doesnt even get basic grammar?

[@CorinaSha]

I love your hello kitty stuff! The cats are also super cute

[@BeverlyandPeach]

I love cats ❤ Yours are so cute. Look at mine-they’re my babies.

[@abigailxxx]

Oh my goodness what fluffy cutie babies! Please kiss them on their little heads for me!🥺💗

[@BeverlyandPeach]

@@abigailxxx I literally will lol. 😂

[@Merkaestus]

All I got from this video is that her gut feels a lot

[@ValonaGrace]

About 550 pounds to be exact

[@nicolezhang8546]

heyy another video! Hope you're doing alright, don't forget to take breaks for yourself. School can get pretty stressful

[@abigailxxx]

Thank you so much! This is so sweet. Yes I am doing well and I hope you are as well😊💗🎀

[@charllie-r1b]

OOOOH ABIGAIL ABSOLUTELY EAAATTTSS WITH THIS TITLE MHHHH DAYUM

[@abigailxxx]

😜💗

[@88Kapusta]

snowboots looks so much like my 1 year old cat florek! except florek's eyes are green hehe. white paws are the cutest

[@88Kapusta]

had to edit cause i called your kitty snotboots 💀

[@abigailxxx]

Awww Florek is such a unique and pretty name!! How did you come up with it?😊

[@88Kapusta]

@@abigailxxx he was already named like that when i adopted him, so I didn't change it! florek is a version of a name "florian" which means a flower 🌼

[@bugluvr222]

i like ur videos but the baby voice makes me uncomfortable, why do u do that?

[@Saladassyuhhh]

Fucking THANK YOU

[@wistfulwander]

The counter?! 😂

[@starnightsimmer]

these videos make my life better 😍also the kitties are adorable!!!!

[@abigailxxx]

Awwww I’m so glad you like them!😊🥰

[@brennalee8709]

"But hi..." Scale::"Hello...." OMG Abi, that SENT me 😂 So simple, yet hilarious ☠️😂

[@rjones1230]

Too bad her age will never make it to her favorite number :(

[@jennypop78]

*shin* *shin* 🤣🤣🤣

[@abigailxxx]

That 140IQ of hers couldn’t come up with that🤣

[@broughttoyoubybaiel]

SNOWBOOTS

[@abigailxxx]

My darling snow angel!😭💗🎀

[@magnumopus8124]

77 is your favorite number? How random is this......🤨

[@lithium2000]

Incredible vid as alwayssss. And the kitties!! Eee 😭💖

[@abigailxxx]

Hehe thank you!😘🥰

[@Raaaaaaaaaanch]

3:36 I just choked

[@manzanitakatznellenbogen2870]

The tabby with the Sharpie on it's belly - is that a particular breed?

[@abigailxxx]

She’s a gray tabby but is part bengal!😊

[@manzanitakatznellenbogen2870]

@@abigailxxx I did wonder because of the belly spots! She's also a dead spit of my cat T'zara who is half Bengal too :)

[@riannatyson4747]

Omg I have a tabby girl that I call buns too! I think we started calling her that because she acts like a bunny

[@Polipotame]

The beastiality clip omg what the heck

[@me-hs9jm]

this is hilarious 😂

[@abigailxxx]

Aww I’m glad😊💗

[@shelbye.7892]

You are wonderful 😊

[@abigailxxx]

Awwww oh you are just so lovely as well-I hope you know that!🥺💗🎀💞

[@murph7141]

Gorl, I love everything about it.

[@apatchofblue69]

28:38 ICONIC MOLMENT

[@TimoteoDeBaum]

3:38 same as Becky’s “Amberlynns chili is whooo!” Energy 😂😂💀

[@Shalyn-ln9tu]

I think about that knuckle consealer all the time. It looked ridiculous initially, but it looked right once it dried, literally telling on herself

[@eggzuki]

25:33 i hate when she lies about this stuff as someone who actually has ocd. you have ocpd amber (apparently), that is nothing like ocd. and ocpd doesn’t even describe her?! SHE MADE FUN OF KRYSTAL FOR HAVING OCD AND CALLED HER GROSS. NEVER FORGET THAT.

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Queen of titles 😂😂

[@carriec.2912]

OCD and OCPD are not the same thing. Ugh.

[@MoonlightGlow777]

The title is WILD!! I love it 😂

[@CorinaSha]

Skerrt skerrrt?

[@dianabranson3585]

Someone has probably already said this but you need to consider making a seperate channel for them cutie fur babies!

[@abigailxxx]

They definitely do deserve their very own channel apart from Big Al!😽💗🎀

[@rebeccapug3235]

😂😂😂 i love her or this Diabetes comment at 15.50 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the Haters went wild with this knuckle shit

[@Gurliee09]

The amount of times I've rolled my eyes bc of her 🤸🏽‍♀️🙄😒

[@ConcernedCoffee]

But like... the make up on the knuckles worked. Almost like thats exactly what she does 🤣

[@DainsleifOfficial]

ALR our next Arianna Grande 😭✋

[@BelfastDutchie]

Hey sweetie 😊 Love your content. Your kind of commentary is a great addition to the 'verse. I just have one tip: please stop doing the voice. Your natural voice is lovely and soothing but this ultra girly affect you' ve adopted is becoming a bit grating. Please don't be afraid to use what you naturally have 😘

[@Gurliee09]

"Because 77 is my favorite number" 🧐🧐

[@marieveros]

I simply don’t understand nickacado lost weight everyone is switching up. I simply don’t understand why people are so fake.

[@Veronica_1683]

Heyyyy girl heyyyyy💖 My favorite reaction channel💓 I’m only 3 minutes in and I already know EVERYTHING she’s gonna say is a LAHHHHHHH !! NOONE CARES(in Eric’s voice)🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@abigailxxx]

I’m so glad to have you here! Thank you so much for the sweet words! And yes, plenty of LAHS in this one!😉💗

[@Veronica_1683]

@@abigailxxx I had to tell you a funny thing my daughter did to me yesterday !! She’s 23 and I introduced her to the Amberverse lol !! Yesterday I had a bit of an emotional breakdown and I called my daughter crying and she sent me a picture of BIG ALBERT AND THOMAS and said “Listen mama life could be worst,you could be a 600 pound narcissistic,abusive toddler being in a relationship with someone who’s goal is to feed you to death”!! Right away I started laughing so hard I was crying and I felt soooooo much better !!! ☠️💀🍕🍕😅😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@abigailxxx]

@@Veronica_1683 oh my goodness that is the best way to cheer someone up🤣 comparing yourself to a 600lb manipulative toddler who is expanding like a balloon due to her feeder will definitely make you feel better😅😆

[@LittleGnomeFact]

Shin… shin

[@lorenadeleon8510]

😂😂😂 I’m deadddd

[@Veronica_1683]

⚰️🪦⚱️😈🥿🥿📚🖊️🙏🏻🕊️💐 Let us all bow our heads in memory of narcissistic abusive AnnoyingLynn🕯️🙏🏻🍕🍕🍕🍕

[@julian18899]

10:40 im sorry but i have never understood what she found funny in that moment. like i get she will cackle at just about anything but...huh????

[@miautown]

maybe she was laughing at herself in the camera is what im assuming. how she looked or the fact she was soaking wet. for some reason?😭

[@coltoncoy1584]

2:25 made me lol 💀

[@Sofi_hi-s6t]

She shouldn’t have an opinion on Kentucky she barely did anything there besides go to Walmart and cheesecake factory in Lexington. Her two only kinda vacations was the hotel one that all she did was eat junk and the Christmas cave one which isn’t really a vacation but it’s something. Kentucky is a beautiful state and has many locations you can visit for fun but of course she can’t do that and blames it on Becky

[@Myloveismineallmine-f6i]

Wait am I stupid or were those not her knuckles?😭

[@Ant_105]

Comment for the algorithm

[@andreamoore367]

Haaaaa

[@stvryysora]

The title ate

[@MilesLeonSax]

It took a couple of videos to get used to your voice and now I’m a huge fan ❤

[@andreamoore367]

Hi gorgeous ❤

[@abigailxxx]

Good morning gorgeous friend!😊

[@MulattoFatgoddess]

11:16 her eyes stayed closed to the whole thing..

[@maddyxo2002]

New subscriber here, Hi! Loving the vids ✨

[@HJblows]

I’m so early

[@abigailxxx]

Yay!🥰🎀

[@Zuzu-i8t]

ABIGAIL 😂😂😂😂 WHO WRITES THOSE TITLES 😂😂😂😂 I'M 💀

[@popartpistol]

lol that is not the right pronunciation of envelop. You've used the pronunciation of envelope.

[@abigailxxx]

Oh yes you are so right🤦🏻‍♀️ thanks Oxford LOL. I don’t know how I missed that one😆

[@Zuritube-xoxo]

How can you become funnier with each vid

[@heatherva]

Cats are so gross, they literally walk on their own piss and shit and then they get on counters and your bedding.... thats just nasty

[@miautown]

what is the point of this comment. as if we’re gonna sell our cats. wow your comment changed my life! im gonna go put my cats up for adoption 😇💖 bless you.

[@justMrAxe]

you think dogs are any better?

[@CorinaSha]

Idk my cats were always clean…maybe you’re just a bad pet owner???

[@Zuritube-xoxo]

How can you become funnier with each vid