SO EXCITED FOR 2020!!! | VLOGMAS DAY 17 2019

[@jovk2372]

Those planners are $30 each. The sticker books are $20 each. She spent about $500 on planner stuff.

[@Cornwall1888]

blackflower $30!!!! I need to bet into the planner business 😂😂

[@flobtimusprime2859]

wow

[@Crippycooke]

$30?! I don’t think so 🤪

[@MonaBro93]

$500 of her damn money...

[@alexaabbi3388]

And she has to nerve to tell others their priorities are mixed up

[@kaitlyn3921]

“My attention span is really short” *pretends to be distracted and looks around for something to pretend to be distracted by* “look at this weather”

[@Jesusislord22]

She thinks its cool

[@halliemerritt8461]

More like she can't sit in the same position without pain, doubt it's an attention span thing

[@savannahcrowley4299]

give this gorl an Oscar!

[@keishamarseille6332]

Kaitlyn she’s so quirky

[@kma9601]

Ugh cringe

[@Otterfran]

I love how your stomach is never upset or hurts from all the garbage you eat, it's always something else

[@wrinkleintime4257]

Nell like the freaking WEATHER !!

[@JessWeezy1]

I honestly believe she is making better food choices in real life. You can she is slimmer or at least 'stable'. Unless you're talking about an undiagnosed underlying condition she could have

[@Otterfran]

@@JessWeezy1 using her actual camera instead of her phone makes her look slimmer, I'm not buying it

[@alexaabbi3388]

@@JessWeezy1 she looks bigger than ever

[@im_not_real1456]

@@JessWeezy1 I agree I don't think she looks bigger... people just want to believe that I guess

[@laurenjones3724]

Amberlynn: my attention span is really short *fakes being distracted* Me: was that a moment for you?

[@cinnamongirl7877]

An actress......she’s not

[@alexaabbi3388]

Quirkylynn wants to be cute

[@stewstewnonyo9377]

I read that in a blaire white accent lol

[@user-ip6dj4yw5i]

HAHAHAHA

[@WhatAWonderfulWorld808]

Respect to Blaire white. 😭😭

[@ocean87841]

“I’m afraid of being blown away by a tornado.” Gorl you don’t have anything to worry about.

[@anitasmith4559]

The greatest danger to Amber is done by her own fork and her refusal to protect herself -- and others -- by using a seat belt in the car.

[@chicagovia6127]

I was looking for this comment!!!!!

[@khorneflakes773]

I know this is a joke, but she definitely has to worry about a tornado blowing her away. It won't know the difference between Amber and a cow.

[@oompaloompa4169]

she's going to fly to the air like Aunt Marge from Harry Potter

[@SimplyASweetHeart]

😂😂😂😂😂 lollll omg

[@tynicole88]

Nothing in 2020 will change if your mindset doesn’t change. When the clock strikes midnight, we don’t become different people. Let your words and expectations match your actions next year

[@olympia988]

Agreed! That's why I don't believe in 'News Years Resolutions'. If you want to change, just start now. None of us are guaranteed a whole year to live

[@olympia988]

@Danniell C Thank you so much!

[@MisticaDiaries]

yoruichi shihōin 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@VampyreBarbie]

"When the clock strikes midnight, we dont become different people." @yoruichi shihõin this really resonated w me.

[@TheChanelcupcake]

Exactly

[@TheReneeJean]

*Next vlogmas* “I’m donating these planners, I just never used them”

[@doodledude8190]

I would be dissapointed, but not entirely surprised

[@anonymousv6376]

No one wants them after 2020, they expire

[@annwarr9132]

Well good thing she didn't or she couldn't donate them now could she

[@TheReneeJean]

It’s a joke, don’t take it serious. 👌🏻

[@madisonhanks2200]

😂😂right ... like , we know Amber. It’s a surprise when you actually use the shit you buy 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Jill721]

That’s a lot of planners for someone who doesn’t go anywhere

[@jessycam-k5059]

I have friends that are lawyers, teachers, and doctors. Their schedules are insane. And even they only have 2 planners at most. This girl is insane.

[@JillyBean1968]

J. Garcia 😂😂😂

[@alexaabbi3388]

She goes to wommart and she has to plan how many aisles she going to empty

[@Rollimggiant]

What other 30 yr old is playing with stickers and has a stack of planners? Afraid of storms?

[@princesskatelynrose]

Why did I just realize this after you said it...

[@mudflapgorl]

ALR's Daily Plan Everyday 1: Chop onions 2: Open Amazon packages 3: Go to Walmart 4: Sleep

[@cookingisart2050]

Lol

[@alexaabbi3388]

5.Eat

[@mieradough]

6. Buy candles

[@curryinahurry1746]

7. Film a Torrid haul

[@ku2busch]

We still ignoring Becky's slow reaction time and how she shouldn't be driving? Ok.

[@BakerBeex]

Beck doesn't have a choice she can't just not drive and let our gorl starve

[@Abby_-os8zs]

These people never cared about the safety of other people. They are selfish..it's all i need,.i want!

[@paigewilson]

you will not use any of those planners. maybe a week and you’ll forget about them. LOL

[@alexaabbi3388]

They'll be collecting dust on the shelves and window seals by monday

[@talithagetty2096]

Gorl no tornados blowing away a 600lb woman 😂

[@jessie7519]

Talitha Getty *******650

[@alexaabbi3388]

@@jessie7519 lmfaoooo

[@TaureanMale02]

@jagged tears 💯❤👍👍

[@Faceplant-hl5yn]

BUT.. IF she went airborn, she would wreak havoc

[@talithagetty2096]

@@Faceplant-hl5yn she'd take out a few innocent civilians !

[@PolarBearNugget]

"my attention span is really short" *fakes being distracted* ADHDlynn

[@nitisha1776]

quirkylynn

[@lynzeestatzer7992]

I made the same comment before I saw yours lol

[@tania8257]

Shrek Support 🤣

[@Luna-ft8dc]

Shrek Support this make me cackle

[@jaimereynolds258]

LOL Right?! It was cringe

[@gemmabarrow8494]

The irony of you “NEEDING” all these planners when you have literally have nothing else to do but sit and put colour coordinated stickers in them 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@yinandyang5201]

I can’t imagine how your life will be in 10 years. You have no educational or occupational goals. Literally none. If you were smart you’d use your income and free time to go back to school or even start a business.

[@SisterSunshineTV]

she may not be alive in 10 years

[@sweetpotatosista6214]

She should go to school online.

[@jackiekelly9791]

If she saved the money she spent on dumb shit like stickers, clothes she will never wear, planners and other junk and invest she would have a great retirement plan. But I dont think she will live to see 40 let alone retirement.

[@Stellie3341]

Gotta be able to stand and walk around to have any long term goals. Her only concern is what the next meal is going to be

[@ryanthomas49]

@Voice of Reason we are. She's not. Stop trying to act wise. You seem very condescending like you have a soapbox.

[@bigassbeanbagbih7270]

You have to b kidding me with all those stickers

[@geminib2665]

They're for Beggy as treats for feeding the Binge Monster.

[@sarai3651]

I kinda lost my shit at that part tbh. That's alot of stickers!

[@CrashBoomBang78]

The stickers are actually pretty lovely, I’m more shocked about the bazillion journals.

[@Em09221]

I have two preschool aged children and I don’t think I have bought half that many stickers in their lifetime and their dad and I buy them too much shit all the time lol, she just doesn’t seem to possess the simple skill of decision making so she has to buy it all.

[@mid-westernandee8675]

I would love to have them Stickers 👌👍

[@lynzeestatzer7992]

“My attention span is super short” feigns being sidetracked by the weather immediately after. “Okay amber!”🙄

[@lynzeestatzer7992]

Lol I know right? Could that have been anymore obvious? 😂😂

[@andreaowens1646]

She's such a quirky gorl! 😅

[@Twinkie989]

Quirkylynn

[@AmyStylinson]

Cringe

[@LloydEWatson1983]

29 going on 9. How many freakin' stickers does she need?

[@mmnde12]

I’m 29 and she’s acting like me and my best friend back in the 90’s.. Except we didn’t have hundreds of dollars to spend on those stickers and journals, thank God.

[@bryanaluna4444]

Lol yall obviously haven't watched any planner channels. They have tons of planners, tons of planner stickers (which is what alr has), tons of washi tape, just alot of stationary in general. What she has isn't out of the ordinary.

[@Latte-girly90]

Bryana Luna yes it is out of the ordinary for a 29 yr to care about stickers lol you need to stay off KZbin and go interact with actual adults

[@Leigh_Loves_Noise]

@@bryanaluna4444 They also have careers and stuff to actually do in their day 🤷‍♀️

[@alexb123w]

30 y.o. people's new year goals: own a house, have kids, try to get higher in their career, get master degree, go to vacations to explore new places. Amberlyn at 30: buys stickers and journals for junior school girls.

[@cvx1632]

@Rose Apples Your calculations are off. She gets a lot of views, 3 million last month, crammed with ads apparently, with plenty of viewers not using adblockers.

[@cvx1632]

@Rose Apples I’m just going by social blade stats. No one knows how much she’s making, but it would be a fair estimate to say she gets at least $1 per 1000 views in adsense, probably more like $2 - $3, so that’s pretty good for just uploading crappy vlogs.

[@cvx1632]

@Rose Apples Ok, so our ballpark numbers are basically in agreement. Not sure why you said her income is low though, $2,800 is pretty good for the amount of “work” she puts into her videos.

[@anina4482]

She can‘t do a morning routine because she sleeps till 5pm every day

[@annwarr9132]

👎

[@Jackieb741]

Or wash her face or brush her teeth or shower regularly or take care of her skin or hair..

[@uglee3591]

Amber Wallace-Goldberg Are you trolling? Because if not, you shouldn’t change your body for your husbands liking. At 500 lbs, you’d most likely lose your mobility- and if not, walking would put insane amounts of stress on your joints. You won’t be able to wipe your ass on your own. Your life will 1000% depend upon your husband’s care. Watch a few episodes of My 600 lb life, and reconsider.

[@rebeccariddle9358]

@Amber Wallace-Goldberg ....I mean good for you 👏 what a great goal to strive for, your parents must be proud. 🙄

[@rrc1999]

uglee I’ve seen that person on several videos. They are definitely trolling.

[@jelisawiltse4198]

Babygirl needs a planner to organize time to write in her planners 😂😂😂

[@alexaabbi3388]

Plannerlynn is going to plan what foods she's gonna eat everyday

[@Brazenglory]

Plans ALR has: Cheesecake factory trip, Walmart, being sick after eating eggs, sleeping, doing dishes, microwaving turkey patties, buying a planner to plan when to write in every single planner. She actually has a lot on her plate!

[@jj9327]

Our former baby girl lol

[@d3caf_latt3]

@@alexaabbi3388 I live for these nicknames lmao

[@xgraccee]

Amberlynn: “... not sponsored” Me: “Bish... when have you ever been sponsored for us to think that”

[@redmone6645]

Bus down Thotiana 😂😂😂😂

[@user-dk5cd6yj8v]

She is desperate to be sponsored though.. remember the coldest water bottle shit? 🙄 haven’t seen her use that since then

[@imatakeabreakgorl8387]

Bus down Thotiana I think once she was sponsored by hello fresh 😳 but don’t quote me on this

[@LegacyXJudah]

ImaTakeABreak Gorl lmmfaooooo! I bet they withdrew their sponsorship quick, fast and in a hurry!

[@Lilyyysanchez]

Marisa Stefanski why doesn’t she actually get any sponsors?

[@coupschi1208]

Everytime she says “hash tag ___” it makes me feel like im watching a 40 year old mom trying to relate to her 12 year old daughter.

[@amyrlin026]

This makes me sad... I'm turning 40 in two days and I have a 12 year old daughter. Lmao! Totally gonna show this to her later so she can have a cringe fest. uwu 🤣🤣🤣

[@Twinkie989]

I’m 44. I say it ironically. Heh.

[@lacy6706]

I'll be 40 in a few months and have a 12 year old 😂

[@CrashBoomBang78]

“I’m a COOL mom!”

[@babyfriedrice183]

not to be that person but horangdan

[@codiegesumaria55]

NO ONE, I repeat ON ONE uses 6 planners...she literally said "there are people who use upwards of 20". Where are these people amber???

[@jaimereynolds258]

Right?! I want her to name just ONE person that uses that many LOL

[@RavenousTree]

Codie Gesumaria 20 is overkill lol I’m a planner junkie myself but I only have 3 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I do have a shit load of stickers and washi tapes...

[@Twinkie989]

Door to door planner salespeople?

[@simonee2834]

OCTODAD!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@applemorz]

In her head lmao

[@Fem4l]

“I’m not a hoarder” *pulls out 20 stickers books and 500 loose sheets of stickers*

[@afrofaerie]

💯

[@taco6663]

amber: i’m healthy! also amber every single day: i’m not feeling well today

[@geoplanetaire]

@Voice of Reason shes doing it to herself so who has sympathy for that?

[@bouldersmashing]

Voice of Reason as we should be! She deserves no sympathy

[@Spilled_Oatmeal]

She talks like English isn't her first language

[@00aga00]

She speaks worse than that. When we learn English, we need to study past tense tables. Meanwhile AL says “broughten”, WTH?!

[@raininglantern]

I disagree. The people I know whose second language is English speak it a heck of a lot better than her.

[@darlenevosburgh1688]

Yeah, my mom isn’t a native English speaker, and still makes far less grammatical errors than ALR. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ecsassy4510]

6 graders learn past tenses and how to use words correctly.

[@xXWixter99Xx]

Yeah English isn’t my first language but I’m still shook when I catch her say something wrong like how??

[@am-fd6qp]

The point of a planner is to keep yourself organized. Why have 17 different planners. There’s enough room in one to keep track of daily things. No one uses 20 planners. I’m an accountant and NEVER would I use more than one. You have a phone. Make notes. Download apps. She will use those for 3 days.

[@jessicaransom1470]

Manic= thinking you need SIX planners to plan out a non existent life

[@burnedflowers141]

@Doubleshot some people (me) don't do well with electronic plans. I think its because a phone is big distraction full of everything else and procrastination haven. Granted this is if you're terrible at organisation and possibly have add 😂

[@animalpudding]

Jessica Ransom pathetic=bullying people online for no reason God how sad

[@wendyWERKKZ]

@@animalpudding is it bullying If it's true?? When did people re define bullying into not enabling or not playing along with peoples manic and hoarder tendencies. There are people actually being mean and rude in Amber's comments and this is what you decide to call bullying??

[@BrendaFOBRocks]

@@animalpudding amberlynn herself has stated that when she bought a bunch of stuff in the past it was because she was manic - this is alarming, if she's buying these many planners on mood stabilizers then it's not working properly

[@ohwellwhateverr]

animalpudding Stop misusing the word “bullying”. What she said was a valid observation.

[@weinerwagon6781]

29 but I swear she’s 15. Why is every thing she says drawwnnn ouutttt and sllloowwwwww and annnnooyyyingggg!!?? Priorities- planners - because I go to the doctor every other week. That’s all.

[@kayday7497]

WHY DO YOU NEED 6 PLANNERS?!? You literally have nothing to plan for. You’ve been to like 4 doctors appointments in the last 7 yrs lol

[@joblack5933]

She literally explains this in the vlog.

[@flobtimusprime2859]

WOMMART SHOPPING LIST

[@Kaylizzlmynizzl]

so she can plan her videos she puts NO EFFORT into

[@kayday7497]

Kaitlyn Patricia exactly!! Sis gonna have a whole journal entry of just soup cups and $5 earrings she wants

[@HM-mz2je]

@@joblack5933 Amber?

[@SmartArtzz]

boughten isnt a word, your buying is out of control, much like your eating and your inability to be honest and accounted for

[@Americassweethearts]

Junebug truth, junebug

[@brendal6936]

Actually, “Boughten” IS a word. It means the opposite of homemade or when referring to something that should be paid for.

[@alexaabbi3388]

The context in which she used it was wrong.

[@Americassweethearts]

Katie Writes Codes well she said something very dumb... she speaks so incorrectly it’s annoying and for someone who writes so much, you’d think they know how to correctly speak, and if they don’t know a word, they’d google it.

[@OnHisDime]

@Katie Writes Codes yeah ok, stick around for 6 years

[@UpDownMichelle]

Her planner for 2020... Every day: Went to Walmart. Went out to eat.

[@sl33pybunny]

wommur*

[@KimchiTv2024]

Amberlynns Planner Entries Day 1: Eat Day 2: Eat Day 3: Walmart, then Eat Day 4: Eat

[@geoplanetaire]

Day 5: Weekly Fupa Hose-down From Becky

[@LanieLaniee]

@@geoplanetaire omfg 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bebedoll-w4m]

It's "Wommart"

[@Abby_-os8zs]

Where's horrid torrid and nap..nap..nap?

[@leighahagins713]

“Typical day, woke up, weighed myself, took a shower” lmao sure Jan.

[@lorralisa]

We can be sure none of that happened!

[@alexaabbi3388]

She forgot to say eating which we know she did

[@dylanthelipripper297]

Does she have to record everything she does for people to believe her? Give her a break.

[@annas9720]

Jesse Green loooooooooool

[@xbritty_]

So you REALLY think you’re gonna sit down and write in like 5 different planners every day??

[@Jen-cc9xk]

Brittney Murdock six! lol. Yes, she does think that because she loves planning. So what's even more fun than planning? Planning to plan! She should know herself better by now. By January 7 four of those planners will be in a used Torrid box in the corner. And the other two won't last much longer. They might get to avoid the dusty box until June though.

[@keishamarseille6332]

Brittney Murdock like wtf is she even writing? What’s she’s gonna eat in the day?

[@Twinkie989]

Still Born Of Akkad BENZO BECKY 😂🤣☠️

[@jojobee42]

Well if you can sit down and write multiple comments on vlogs you obviously dislike with a passion, I'm sure she can write in multiple planners too!

[@xxpkinggodxx]

Most people can't even keep up with one or two planners, let alone six... she is an idiot. Also, all those stickers books she bought are like $20 each on Amazon, so over $100-200 just in planner stickers.

[@SelanneFan8]

Her stomach hurts when it storms? Next vlog “I’m allergic to storms”

[@nekooverload8475]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adrianasmith7210]

@Vicky S I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaimereynolds258]

LOL

[@Drjoudy]

you forgot " my diognosis "

[@madselisabeth02]

Vicky S no, it’s gonna be a storm intolerance

[@wanderlust3292]

This is my social media planner...the most millennial sentence ever

[@MacNCheeses]

ok boomer

[@wanderlust3292]

Kat M 😉 not at all

[@AssassinKillua15]

I don't know any millennial that even has a "social media planner". The majority of my friends that range from 24-30 dont even really mess with social media anymore. This is just an Amberlynn Reid type deal.

[@robmaster3340]

I could understand a social media planner if she was getting sponsors, making regular posts and videos, etc. If she actually planned shit out?

[@Pearlinsides]

Who tf is asking for a morning routine when we know she wakes up 2pm earliest

[@mikaylaadams3629]

4:33 ... Did she really just say, “these horrible wind gusts randomly happen and my stomach just hurts so bad from it” 😂 wtf

[@lleexxii]

Idk why she doesnt just say windy storms make me nervous and being nervous makes my stomach hurt. Like ugh

[@Toby3610]

Lexi Daigle that requires some insight. ALR hasn’t quite worked that out just yet. All she knows is it gets windy, her tummy hurts , it storms and she feels unwell. She hasn’t made the correlation between the 2 things.

[@Unknown1997x]

"my attention span is really short- you guys look at the weather..." STOP, YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

[@xx-og3on]

Definitely 😂

[@OhHamburgers0258]

6 minutes talking about journals that will end up on the shelf gathering dust one week into the new year

[@alexaabbi3388]

Hoarderlynn

[@OhHamburgers0258]

@@alexaabbi3388 She just likes the thrill of buying pretty journals. and then they're never to be used again.

[@John-fs8rj]

Oh Hamburgers I can almost understand, buying a new planner gives you that clean slate feel. But 6? Gorl bye

[@OhHamburgers0258]

@@John-fs8rj Right. And last year she showed us like 6 journals she bought that all had different purposes (like in this one: KZbin, weight loss etc) and there was only one entry in each.

[@laurenwalker9195]

so you guys watch her videos to talk shit? im lost

[@elizabethr7397]

Babe, please recognize how taxing your shopping (buying junk!) is on the environment. Even if you donate it, it doesn’t matter. Stop buying junk please!

[@brandonwashington9195]

Even her cold sore is gaining weight.

[@Daydreamer-yh8km]

Whahaha 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@hannahkate5494]

LMAOOOOOO IM WEAK

[@monnea2407]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Anxietitty]

Lmaoo I'm 🛌

[@nikkibayo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@myaholmes4286]

Plannerlyn doesn’t realize you actually have to have plans when buying a planner

[@lostheartslostminds]

But she needs a plan to make a plan?!

[@two5551]

Her only plan is to buy new planners

[@laural5674]

damn i made a plannerlynn comment before i saw yours i apologize i didnt mean to steal ur joke

[@lipsticksnlattesx3504]

How do you think she plans all her Walmart trips?

[@a-1886]

Those planners are so expensive! I bought one for 25$ 😫

[@welshlady212000]

That many journals is setting you up to fail, it’s overwhelming. Your addicted to planning but not following through.

[@sansa23]

So you need a planner to schedule Walmart trips and laying in bed?

[@elizabethmarie9023]

Correction, she needs six of them lolol

[@PrezzsSpinning12]

😂😂😂

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

She needs six of them. Duh.

[@lotteable6714]

😂

[@Lilyyysanchez]

And stuff that she will buy from tourid

[@simplychrista1859]

PlannerLynn!!!!!!!! Phase 3: Activated!

[@annwarr9132]

Grow up

[@simplychrista1859]

@@annwarr9132 diddo

[@bishoujoblogger]

You spent 500 dollars in planners and yet you were on here begging for money for becky's mom lol

[@hshik5890]

To any potential new subscribers; the reason why we dont believe she is only eating what she is showing is because we have seen how she eats normally to gain weight. If she really had reduced her food intake that much, weight would be MELTING off of her alarmingly. We have watched her tell us that a normal food day for her is upwards of 3000 calories. None of this is adding up.

[@tashasthoughts651]

So you can address your cold sores in two videos but can't address everyone's concerns about Becky's driving??? Gotcha.

[@rubysparrow2975]

She's trying to figure out how to explain to us why we are wrong as she knows better than us what Becky can or cannot do. Until the accident happens, smh.

[@kenziearmstrong566]

Bc it's all abt her bc she's crazy

[@psychisa]

It's because she's so damn narcissistic that she only cares about addressing comments about herself, whether that be her physical appearance or her intelligence.

[@beestille5487]

She loves herself not Becky

[@princesskatelynrose]

You always say you “hope” that you’re going to lose weight, so at this point, you should “hope” you make it to 30 years old.

[@paigeismypony]

"my stomach hurts really bad when there's a storm" IM SORRY WHAT

[@stitchinggirl]

She walked in the rain with no issues to grab a package.

[@jenmonty1007]

I'm pretty sure she's means she gets scared when there is a storm and gets a stomach ache

[@bilebily294]

Lol

[@bilebily294]

It makes her fart

[@fredmertz8679]

Don’t worry your house won’t blow away like the wizard of oz

[@sarapatterson6325]

Why not just use all the “planners/journals” that you already have? Wouldn’t that make sense?

[@sueslognvlog7013]

Now why oud this gorl wanna make sense?? lol

[@alexaabbi3388]

Those are decorations for the window seal

[@ellelucyc5735]

Cus there out of date 😎

[@nickicouture7297]

She is out her damn mind with these planners

[@Ltise1980]

Nicki Couture And all those damn stickers!🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ashleemoss9147]

Nicki Couture I’m shocked how many she uses

[@jelisawiltse4198]

Is one of those planners specifically for addressing problematic behavior/controversy that you constantly avoid?

[@cascadestars]

*next year:* DONATING MY BRAND NEW PLANNERS TO THE HOMELESS

[@paular3822]

Don't forget the stickers😂

[@morganderose3491]

Donating my XXXXXXL torrid clothes to the homeless cause I now have to wear a California king bed sheet

[@cascadestars]

@@morganderose3491 LMFAOOOOO yo!!!!! savage

[@cascadestars]

@@morganderose3491 i live for the the comments section on here. everyone is fucking hilarious lol

[@morganderose3491]

cascadestars me too it’s so good lmao

[@Poshhspice_]

I know she did not say “there are people who use upwards of 20 planners” 😂💀

[@ravenn6682]

I love how she can’t use a planner like a normal person because she has no life so she has to come up with weird ideas to be able to plan 😂

[@zippydodahquirk9039]

Most people don't do that much anyway. Everyone wants to act like they are so interesting when they aren't.

[@alexaabbi3388]

She has to plan about what she's going to eat, where because going to drive her to, walmart, food, cooking food and most importantly food

[@Ash25569]

I'm a Spanish speech therapist and I just but a 99 cent notebook and write all the kids I Will see or have seen that day un one notebook... look for a clean page and write Anything I have to do there( example call Johnny's parents or whatever) and this girl with no lite has 20 planners... whatever.

[@annwarr9132]

She's doing ok because anxiey can stop you living and doing things you want

[@zeejustin6]

@@alexaabbi3388 she definitely needs an eating out with becksters planner and a wommart planner...those are the big two. Maybe she walks to a tree once a week as well.

[@lemoncake7157]

Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.

[@mycyclic600poundlife3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@emiliofernandez7117]

#1 beck fan 😍writerlynns best 1 liner omg so clever and genius of her

[@MrRyanlennie2005]

#1 beck fan iconic.

[@kaylabrown8466]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miam8491]

I could hear this comment

[@MrRyanlennie2005]

“I’m afraid of tornadoes, I feel like one is gonna come and blow us away.” Wow that scene with the flying cow in Twister really hit home hard huh?

[@Kiyonce.Kartier]

😂😂😂😂

[@cfinley81]

😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mylifeisntyours]

😂💀

[@rubysparrow2975]

🐄😂🐄😂🐄😂🐄.

[@locabrera5705]

SAVAGE 💀

[@xxxxx1705]

Rain and petals eavesdrop , I used the wrong word

[@tieiatalks]

Jasmine Moon 🤣🤣🤣

[@geoplanetaire]

Every time I read this, I get a flashback of her in her "poet" outfit and hear it in her voice and BURST out laughing 😂

[@alexaabbi3388]

@@geoplanetaire lmfaooo, that big ass rug she had around her shoulders spewing out that bullshit poem

[@ksimpp]

@@geoplanetaire Jon snow

[@hannahkennedy24]

"A lot of people are like 'you should do a morning routine!'" That would require her to get up before 5pm.

[@stephaniebasurto1150]

"I can't believe I turn 30 next year & 10 days" **Proceeds to show tons of stickers she had "boughten" before**

[@leniswelt7527]

Boughten 😂😂😂

[@squelp]

"heaven water" did you mean *holy water*

[@amberlynnfreakinreid]

No

[@CarolBrownlovethelovesongs]

@@amberlynnfreakinreid yes

[@dig4skullz]

She absolutely meant holy water 😂😂

[@mamitachocolate]

amberlynn reid yeah you did. I love how you think it’s super cute to act stupid until you get called out on it

[@RoyalBlue4486]

Do agnostics even believe in heaven?

[@ZacharyLedford]

Why not scrapbook instead of decorating a planner?

[@straightnochaser239]

But scrapbook what, meals she's had????

[@katieweaver8014]

@@straightnochaser239 I mean she brought her Polaroid to the sushi restaurant and took pics of her food, so 🤷‍♂️

[@lorralisa]

@@katieweaver8014 Bwwa ha ha! For real? I'm ded!

[@Claire-hq5xq]

Straight No Chaser she could make it really cute actually with all the polaroids she’s taken or her friends, Becky, and the pets. I scrapbook often and put pics of the food I make in there when it comes out bomb. She could even put the picture in and include the recipe next to it. Cute!

[@katieweaver8014]

@@lorralisa yep lmao

[@Ed_Rod214]

Why Becky in the background looked like she maxed TF out and vibing lmaooooo 😂

[@ange3261]

Who_Mike Jones becky takin too many hits in her free time lmaooo

[@CarnivalTragedy]

She looks like she is literally lying in a COFFIN ⚰️

[@KILLxxWITCH]

“I loved it” 🤤 as she’s wrapped up in the blanket not giving a fuck she was barred out more than lil xan. Maybe she can come for his brand and use the monicre “big xan”

[@beestille5487]

She over ittttt

[@robmaster3340]

Who_Mike Jones high as a kite

[@user-cx6cc7ih6b]

No one: ALR: Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word

[@alexaabbi3388]

#TeamCaaey #NeverForget

[@qualcunoacaso6733]

What was that about? I know it’s a poem on watt pad but.. what about it?

[@blerdofpeace5329]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RedVelvetx1]

@@qualcunoacaso6733 I agree, can somebody explain what this was about? I see this in a lot of comments.

[@alopeezy]

Causes of ALR’s tummy troubles: Ayygs Storms Anything BUT her diet

[@TheElocin1]

What diet?Subway or Chinese Buffet?

[@amyjaynes.h1803]

Only scayy-mbled ayygs give her tummy trouble remember 😂

[@alopeezy]

AmyJayne S.H YES lol

[@amyt6527]

Alex 😂

[@TheGorgeousWeirdoTV]

ALR: I'm not a hoarder! Also ALR: Look at my 10 planners & 20 packs of stickers 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🙄😒 Edit 2020: we're all in quarantine and on lockdown because of the coronavirus

[@lisette6355]

Show us how you filled up every page of all the old planners. I think we’d all love to see. #hoarder

[@alexaabbi3388]

They're stacked up collecting dust next to the suckalents on the window seal.

[@TheKlutz31013]

@@alexaabbi3388 you mean succulents?

[@WickedWench_]

@@TheKlutz31013 they're making fun of how Amber says it 😂

[@TheKlutz31013]

@@WickedWench_ lol oops. A new amberism for me 😂

[@halliemerritt8461]

Amberlynn: I'm not a hoarder Also Amberlynn: look at the almost $400 of planner stuff I bought 🤦‍♀️

[@alexaabbi3388]

She will say other KZbinrs do it too so its okay y'all

[@sofiapeedin2644]

Imagine 30 year old woman talking about planners like a 15 year old teenager

[@ashley-ww1rx]

She'll never change

[@lorralisa]

But it's her passion, lol!

[@dylanthelipripper297]

There's people out there doing far worse, but someone being interested in planners is such a big issue to you? Wow

[@noobieanimator4642]

She doesn't use any of that stuff. She has bought so many journals, books, self help books and planners. She rarely uses any of it.

[@xxEmilyBieberxx]

Catalina Jones you have a life AL doesnt

[@gorbsnorb]

Morning routine??? She hasn’t seen a morning in 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCnufeelit]

When you literally do nothing all day your only update in life is you trying new lotion you thought you wouldn’t like... lmao what a life

[@hikoinn]

"my stomach hurts so bad when storms start" how tf does that have a connection

[@sugarplumfairy1267]

Rose Apples She always thinks she’s gonna no I’m a tornado.

[@cristalcruz10]

she gets anxiety and her stomach hurts?? is it that hard to understand lmao

[@rachelo9067]

There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining

[@hikoinn]

@@cristalcruz10 I have terrible anxiety but my stomach never is in pain when I have a panic attack, if she has her "anxiety " then why doesn't she take medication for it like I do and alot of other people who have anxiety

[@cristalcruz10]

ShimaTea just because YOU don’t doesn’t mean somebody else doesn’t. my stomach hurts when i get anxious too, it’s not a abnormal thing also don’t ask me about medication, i was just talking about her stomach hurting

[@beehendricks1039]

"There are people who use upwards to 20" WHO

[@TheZombieMe]

Literally no one

[@lynseymann5529]

Definitely no one 😂 You're meant to have one, so you can plan what you are doing and see everything in one place 😂 surely it's harder to flick between 20 to check what you are doing on each day. Lol

[@alexaabbi3388]

HOARDERS

[@Em09221]

If anyone would have the need for that many planners it would be the assistant of someone who works a lot and it’s always doing something like a really busy politician or a TV host like Heidi Klum, but they don’t do that because that would be fucking stupid and only someone who has nothing productive to do and all the time in the world could keep track of all those notebooks, real busy people use their phone, laptop and virtual assistants, it’s faster, easier and you can set reminders if you need it, this whole planner nonsense is just an excuse to spend the day making shitty doodles and pasting stickers.

[@obvlit2560]

Also "upwards to" doesn't make any sense. I hate when she uses phrases she has heard in passing but gets it totally wrong. Like when they were all going to play a "calm and collective" game....

[@bradenhaige5597]

We all know she’s never gonna use any of those planners

[@Ihaveblueyebrows]

The thing about daily vlogs, is we can see you haven't bathed since vlogmas day 6. That's over 10 days.

[@nairausmanova9876]

Megan Pelley 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@Fattyblackmailedwillthechomo]

The garden house is frozen. It is winter and all.

[@brendalyxxx]

Ew how can you tell lmao

[@Ihaveblueyebrows]

@@brendalyxxx go look back every day til vlogmas 6. Her hair is long and clean and every day since it just gets greasier with a shrinking grease bun.

[@tryingtokickleukemiasassag3593]

So did your stomach "hurt so bad" too when you left Twinkie at home while she was in "inscruciating" pain the other day??

[@KariLPVideos]

Its tough work going to Chili's while your dog is suffering, thankfully it was a sunny day!

[@malwinapietrzyk9731]

what are you "planning" in those planners? All you do is sleep, eat and pretend you have a social life?

[@ohcocopuff7280]

probably writing her plans on what to plan that she had planned to plan of her other planners lol

[@rachelerickson4696]

ALR: “I’m almost 30 wow” ALR three minutes later: “Look at all these stickers I bought”

[@skidm_ark]

Rachel Erickson what age do you have to stop buying stickers?

[@JessWeezy1]

If I had excess money I would buy stickers for my diary and I'm 29

[@ArtCE47]

Uh... I collect squishy stuffed animals and fuzzy novelty pens, and I'm 34. You sound lame as fuck.

[@isabellewhittle7669]

artbyce girl you look insane 👀

[@carinagomes773]

Yvie Mills That’s mad rude😂😂

[@F95GHomestead]

It’s so weird to think about you vs other almost 30 year olds.

[@ryanthomas49]

@Voice of Reason in what way are we not mature, you idiotic faux sympathizer?

[@manson3801]

DINO AND DUSTY ARE ON THEIR WAY FOR THE BAGS. HURRY AND MAKE SOME FOOD TRAYS.

[@nairausmanova9876]

MANSON 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Diyanahwanda2279]

😆😆.

[@jeanniemartin3381]

Oh.....they will all have to go out to eat!

[@manson3801]

Lauren W 😂🤣

[@BeALadyAboutIt]

Literally could have used just one planner

[@annwarr9132]

On no ive got a few who's to tell someone how many of anything they can have its not their business

[@alexaabbi3388]

@@annwarr9132 stfu amber

[@Kirstyj678]

“ I’m actually so excited right now I can’t even withstand it “ 😂😂😂😂

[@Kirstyj678]

3DogMom yep haha she gets worse and worse

[@livinlifelibra3899]

Alr: rarely leaves the house unless going to walmart or out to eat Also alr: *buys $500 worth of planner supplies**

[@alexaabbi3388]

And don't forget the stickers

[@Fattyblackmailedwillthechomo]

She needs to map out buffet strategies, to maximize her devouring vs energy limits. Unless Necky makes her plates for her too!

[@livinlifelibra3899]

justin lawrence she probably has a secret journal filled with love poems about destiny

[@manson3801]

GORL YOU NEED ANOTHER PLANNER LIKE YOU NEED TO GAIN ANOTHER HUNDRED POUNDS.

[@Fattyblackmailedwillthechomo]

MANSON well you’re gonna really love the spring then, when she piles on both

[@manson3801]

Amber Wallace-Goldberg you must be new here.🙄

[@cheryllynn988]

I got a "literal" headache listening to you describe the "not thickness" of the lotion...

[@aprilmay5123]

“My attention-span is super short” ... Like your life-span will be if you don’t change.

[@reneelovve640]

New 2020 Goals: Trying out different recipes and learning how to cook. This will change your memories with food into positive ones over time which will allow you to forge a healthier relationship with food. From there you’ll see tremendous progress.

[@personwhoisinlovewithconvo7535]

The fact that I’m this early is worrying

[@KC-bc2tb]

Lol

[@ahhbandits]

Yeahhhh...same.

[@jimmythefeeder2036]

Don’t worry we aren’t running out of time to get a life *unlike one very unspecified gorl*

[@midnightsunn1992]

Lil Afraid it’s because you love her vlogs

[@alexaabbi3388]

You're here for the comments

[@ocean87841]

10 bucks she’s gonna give up on those planners a week into 2020

[@heidigrunberg421]

"Becky chilling" i.e. "Becky zonked on downers."

[@amyaddydaddy5184]

Omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@DaniIsAQueencute]

ok so are we gonna see some actual changes in 2020? Not cycles🙄 you don’t have time to wait another year amber. Time is of the essence

[@alexaabbi3388]

No we aren't. Shes not going to change unless she has a serious wake up call

[@luvleebee1]

This is her last year if she does not make serious changes. She will not survive if she gets cellulitis in the warmer months to come.

[@Hi-kq1vi]

More journals with trite encouraging messages that will end up in a cupboard or the bin like all the rest. You don't need to write down goals ALR-you just need to do basic things like as one example not get in the scooter at Walmart-you aren't going to have a heart attack/major health incident like you pretend will happen. You got round TJ Maxx which is a pretty big store & you had zero issues. You know you can do it, Becky knows you can do it, we all know you can do it & you will not find a reputable doctor who will tell you not to do it-quite the opposite in fact. If you should feel faint you will be holding onto a trolley so you aren't going to fall, Becky will be with you & the staff will help you. Setting long-term/big goals/new year resolutions is a waste of time for probably 95% of people as we rarely stick to them after a month or so.

[@ryanthomas49]

@Danniell C why are you telling her that? What slur or attack did that person do to warrant OMG STFU?

[@mamitachocolate]

What do you mean? She’s a dainty gorl who needs to take baby steps

[@sweetcheesus2573]

She could literally combine all these planners into one.. Source- I’ve been doing it for 7 years 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@imjustanasshlesometimes3488]

😂😂😂 same

[@digisyd7897]

Genuine question: how are you going to have time to do all of these things planned, if you're gonna be busy writing in six planners??

[@alexaabbi3388]

She's not doing to do anything

[@CB-dc4ml]

I honestly need to know who uses “upwards of 20” planners...

[@coconutshrimp7919]

The answer is... nobody.

[@ashley-ww1rx]

But other youtubers do it!!!!!

[@Twinkie989]

I was thinking maybe an entire business, but they would have a centralized online system so nah

[@loll4784]

Maybe lawyers but even then the Max I’ve seen them use is 3 😂😂

[@ChessAndTheAwesome]

folks living in the real world with a job, school, kids, etc. do not have several planners for each thing gurl... highly inefficient and pricy

[@RavenousTree]

chesca de lyra you be surprise!

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

ADHD isnt quirky and cute I have to struggle with the shit daily.

[@cassandraking7574]

She might have a.d.d I dont know but that girl does not have a.d.h.d. and I agree. My 9 year old son has it and its a nightmare. Its not just being "easily distracted" it's WAYY more than that.

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

@@cassandraking7574 it's what most people think ADD and ADHD is all about. Being hyper or being easily distracted. I cant sit still, I cant stay on task which has lead to frustration to the point of crying, extreme disorganization to where I over correct, starting so many tasks that I get overwhelmed and cant finish anything. After the whole BS with Momokun who molested people and said her ADHD made her do it or people thinking its nothing more then an adorable quirky personality trait it's done nothing but turn sufferers into stereotypes and that pisses me off.

[@aundria1038]

Don't worry. It does go away into adulthood. I don't struggle even a quarter as much with it. Just try to teach yourself good habits of staying on track for a project/task. Future you will be grateful. And don't over medicate.

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

@@aundria1038 I swapped medications 3 times throughout my life. Adderall, ritalin, and concerta respectively. When I turned 18 I stopped taking my medication when I was given the opportunity because I didnt feel comfortable with taking medication. I was told I would grow out of it but I never did. To this day I still over correct I plan things weeks even months in advance in a desperate attempt to be on track and whats worse it feeds off my anxiety now because I was never thought how to manage anything properly and was left on my own to handle it.

[@Mimi-df6du]

I feel this but with the whole I have ocd/anxiety thing. *oh I need to be so clean and organised* that's not the only thing we all do;/