AMBERLYNNS guide to being a PROFESSIONAL Youtuber

AMBERLYNNS Loves her job on KZbin!! Or does she??
Lets take a look at all the times AMBER has discussed her career with us!
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[@MindyMarie.]

No offense to youtubers, but she does know ANYONE can start a channel right? It isn’t a secret society. I love the image of her explaining to a cashier how amazing her life is because she makes money filming herself shoving massive amounts of food down her throat and regaling the internet with tales of pooping her pants! So special!⭐

[@dekxu6673]

Yeah, but to be fair the secrets lie when it comes to actually becoming popular. She just got lucky so her advice is useless

[@cheesestickyummy]

She does all of that while looking absolutely tacky, extra greasy hair, poop bun, bugs crawling on and from her and topping it with the worst chameleon empty yet abusive personality 😍💅🏼✨

[@_vivatron]

I don’t know if she realizes how un-glamorous her life is. Sure, she lives comfortably and doesn’t have to work, but she doesn’t buy anything worth spending with her money. She buys junk, not vacations to the beach or going clubbing or a super nice apartment or even a house. She wastes her money. Not to mention that she’s trapped in the house with her thoughts. I wouldn’t want to be her even if she wasn’t obese, she’s still sitting around doing nothing day after day.

[@alisaishere]

I accidentally clicked the wrong buttons at some point and now youtube thinks I want to be a content creator. If I accidentally did it, that means it didn't take loads of effort to do.

[@CannabrannaLammer]

​@@dekxu6673exactly. She's only 'popular' because people hate watch her because she's huge. She's one of the biggest people out there and people want to see them lose weight, then she didn't. I had the chance to be big on KZbin but it would have taken doing things I don't agree with back then, so I didn't.

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

She hates KZbin; if she could do anything else to make the money she does, she would. She would be much happier if she went on OF, ate her heart out and catered to the feeders. They would love her and she'd get all compliments and positive reinforcement.

[@cheesestickyummy]

She would have been 6 feet under, quicker 😍💅🏼✨

[@MaddHeather]

I think KZbin is one of her addictions just like food, so food and KZbin go hand to hand with her😂

[@NinaScottt]

spot on!

[@frygirl1965]

Her job is soooo difficult. She actually angers me.

[@rhi_danceswithwolves]

It’s not even a job. She just runs a personal pity party with a camera.

[@satsumamoon]

Yeah , that would be an honest answer when people ask her what she does on youtube.

[@SiriuslyMeg]

10:04 her saying she’s getting bored or tired of streaming and being like “lol no offense” in her usual dismissive way, but then when someone says “bye then” she’s like “OMG YOU GUYS HATE ME!!!” She’s 100% a narc.

[@jewsaregenocidalhores]

Yeah I wouldn’t say that specifically makes her one but she definitely is

[@kaylaonyt]

Definitely gaslighting

[@mustardpasta]

Amber: "Ohmygawd, a subscriber saw me at Walmart..." Ricky's face: "Oh lord, here it comes. Dolly, give me the strength."

[@satsumamoon]

You spelled Womart wrong.

[@SP-zw3om]

IMAGINE CHOOSING TO BE ON KZbin AND BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE WHAT THE FAWK

[@kathybee3151]

What's really odd is that she sees all the reaction channels and it never dawns on her that they're right.

[@m.ccheddarbox874]

Omg, it's wild! She is a complete narcissist. Incapable of self-reflection. It doesn't matter if the people are super nice about it. I believe she has at least 2 personality disorders. She is the common denominator.

[@kathybee3151]

@@m.ccheddarbox874 I don't know if I'm glad I'm not like her or if I wish I were more like her. I'm 60yrs old and if anybody says I'm anything, I take a minute with my thoughts and figure out if I am or not. At the bare minimum, I at least try to understand why the person said I was whatever they said I was. And I just made all of this all about MEEEEEEE. I guess I am like her. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though, she must think that nobody will ever live up to her standards and anybody that she chooses to be with, should be honored to be with her. Basically she thinks her §hit don't stink. And we all know that's not true, just ask any of her caretakers...errr, I mean girlfriends. 😉🫢😁

[@YayMiko]

It shows her narcissism that she thinks she’s the most *anything*. Aka the most hated KZbinr. She’s definitely hated, but she thinks she’s the height of everything.

[@acadiastrong4446]

She can’t see further than her nose so therefore everything revolves around her.

[@scrubkaekz3231]

She wants so badly to be important. Its so sad to watch.

[@maxe-f9812]

Acting like she didn’t care when Eric filmed her 😂 she hated not being in control of the angles and what she showed

[@salaltschul3604]

Is she a KZbinr? She never mentions it.

[@SaraU_U]

Hearing calling her “yt job” emotional abuse when driving crying to my 9-5 job + when she has a higher income and more flexibility than me is the greatest feeling 🙃 she is spoiled and has no idea how much she got luck in this life time all she have to do is take care of her health that’s it

[@musangcelestial5564]

I hope it'll get better for you soon

[@SaraU_U]

@@musangcelestial5564 *sends you many many hugs* thank you ~~

[@User53857]

What kind of youtuber doesn’t have a single ring light or lighting set up after 10 years ? She constantly complains about it in every video..: she can buy thousands of dollars in food, but god forbid she actually invests money into her job…

[@brcsephina]

that’s why i don’t think she actually sees youtube as a job nor is she passionate about it. if she was she would actually invest money and time into it by getting better equipment, editing, and come up with good ideas for content etc.

[@cheesestickyummy]

Because she’d rather eyefuck herself in the viewfinder and act like she wasn’t, as it would be even more obvious with the ring light

[@DirtyUncleSAL]

She's had several ring lights over the years. She ends up not using them and giving them away or tossing them. I guess they end up shining their light on all her deeds she does and tries to hide in the dark. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

She took one ring light to a charity shop!

[@tejo29se]

​@@brcsephinashe's letting us be her content creators. Without us she would have nothing to film and fizzle out like a malfunctioning rocket 😂

[@violet18]

She doesn't want anyone to make comments about the way she lives her life but disses Zachary Michael by saying that he gave went to college and gave up his career to react to her.

[@lightningbug276]

The sad thing is although she is very confident in front of the camera , she can’t overcome her upbringing.

[@Redtady]

She doesn't really want to. If she did, she wouldn't be able to make bank from playing the victim.

[@jborrego2406]

Also, she wouldn’t want to because she can’t use takes excuse to abuse her girlfriends and get excuse for being a shitty person because you still see some people to fit early. Oh, she had a bad childhood in blah blah bullshit who gives a damn.

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

All narcs are insecure.

[@Thebeautifulme100]

Her own mother & grandma told her she couldn't come back to Oklahoma!! As in like turned her away! Didn't want her! Her dad and her don't talk, nor the brothers that found her, her aunt & cousins can't stand her, do you see a pattern?! SHE has made everyone not like her INCLUDING her family!!! She's a disgusting, pathetic, attention seeking, lazy, money hungry, hippo!!! She's gross AF in EVERYway!! She's a hypochondriac, a habitual liar, narcissist! She'll do anything for money & views. For the first 6 months of her beginning I felt sorry for her. THEN the REAL ALR sow came out! She's a user! She buys her friends, buys her partners, anything to NOT be alone! She's just a nasty, stinky, bottom feeder! Period!!! 2 more EXACTLY like her is Pink Fairy & Foodie Beauty! They HAVE to be sisters somewhere down the line! In noway did the universe make 3 people JUST alike & them not be tied together somehow!

[@acadiastrong4446]

Remember she has said that her mental illness makes her manipulative. Her manipulative ways also increased right along with her income.

[@LindsayLindow]

It makes me so sad to see her younger videos, yt was her downfall. The money feeds all her insecurities.

[@cheslxy]

She eats insecurity for breakfast. 😢

[@GorlWorldEnthusiast]

Not really she would still be horrible only she would be broke probably on disability. Her life would probably be much much worse!

[@SuperChatsRNotTips]

Krystals parents giving her 1000s of dollars for takeout then her youtube taking off with destiny and her being able to afford all the takeout she wanted yea youtube and sitting at home all day really did feed her insecurities

[@kathybee3151]

The algorithm fluke made it easy for her to do exactly what she wanted to do all along.

[@mustardpasta]

@@cheslxy she eats everything for breakfast.

[@cool.thumbsup]

Merc, you don't complain about the hate and how difficult being a KZbinr is nearly enough to be a professional like our gorl 😒

[@AnneQuiet]

Merc needs to step it up!

[@Glad2behere]

She hasn't gotten better and sadly I think this is the best she will ever be.

[@MJ-mp1fx]

She says 9 out 10 times her videos are boring but claims reaction channels are stealing views... Stealing views from her super boring videos......

[@jewsaregenocidalhores]

I mean they are extremely boring she’s not lying there, the videos are factually hers tho

[@acadiastrong4446]

@@jewsaregenocidalhores It’s call fair use and she can also do the same thing but that would require work and she ain’t about that life. After 10 years on YT she still can’t do a proper react, she has to film herself watching her laptop. Some newer KZbinrs have more skills in a shorter time frame than she does. She’s all about the bare minimum.

[@MJ-mp1fx]

@@jewsaregenocidalhores if the reaction is a critique, then it's transformative and it's fair use. But she's claiming if it weren't for reaction channels, people would be watching her self-proclaimed boring videos on her channel. Personally, I have no interest in seeing her boring videos without commentary.

[@tejo29se]

​@@MJ-mp1fxI would only watch one millisecond of her boring stuff and watch a more professional and likeable youtuber, like Zachary Michael or Pulpy Syntax or The Narc Alert or MommaGoop ❤

[@gigibythesea1133]

There are KZbinrs who work really hard and put out great content. Amber is not one of them - her channel is not hard work at all. The fact that she makes an income filming her boring, mundane life is mind boggling. And as an actual teacher, I can tell you ALR would not make it one day in this job!

[@kaylaonyt]

It’s really infuriating that she gives 0% effort but can spend 3k a month on under eats. That literally my rent check

[@bronhilaksesedise]

It's hilarious to me that she doesn't understand the concept of a career. A lawyer is a lawyer, no matter where they work. If their job doesn't 'work out' they can still find employment in their field. Same with ZM. If the youtube thing doesn't work out, they still have a college degree to fall on to. If a youtubers youtube channel dies are they still a youtuber?

[@acadiastrong4446]

She absolutely zero to fall back on if YT was to vanish. All she could do is hop from platform to platform in hopes that her “fans” would follow her there. Worst case scenario she would go on disability.

[@bouquetofemotions]

​@@acadiastrong4446she would never survive on disability 😂

[@surfagirl]

Her trying to shade Zach like gorl he has a career and a degree. I know you're not talking crap😂

[@huniebeee]

Ive never seen that clip if her mentioning being recognized in public. Its so weird seeing her interactions with others. She morphs her personality to fit whoever shes with. And she feels this need to he the center of attention. Very very odd

[@blueorange31]

She and DSP have the same career basically. Been on YT for so long and still hasnt evolved mostly because of themselves. Both of their "popularity" revolves around their dumpster fire personalities and how they suck at managing damage control. They always say the wrong things at every opportunity. Most of all, they have HUGE victim complexes

[@sloppyhotdog3945]

But she did nothing wrong, she did everything correct, dood *snort*

[@blueorange31]

its kinda funny how that phrase is applicable to Amber lol@@sloppyhotdog3945

[@kathybee3151]

Ya' know how there's some channels that you watch the video, then click the like button? And then there's channels that you click the like button before you even watch the video, you know, like The Narc Alerts. She's a "pre-watch like" kind of gal. 😉♥️

[@TheNarcAlert]

aww shucks

[@kathybee3151]

@@TheNarcAlert 🥰♥️ Give Rio some chin scratches from Boo. 🧡🐈‍⬛🧡 I mean, you know, if Rio allows it. We know how cats are with their personal bubble. 🤣

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

Tell me at 6:03 she wasn't over 600 pounds.

[@susieqz813]

Most def

[@joyceleady3691]

What part does she not get?????? If she wouldn't lie about dieting and how much she eats and lying about her relationships and everything else that comes out of her mouth. She brings it on her self then blames the haters. .She is a narcssist and fake !

[@brittybrad]

32 going on 55

[@cheesestickyummy]

Going on 80* 🫶🏻✨

[@acadiastrong4446]

With the mentality of a 12 year old.

[@barbedwire_lace2160]

ALR has a channel? Wow, I never watch it.

[@hazelnutcase357]

Don't worry Amber. I've added you to my watch list of bullfrogs and kimodo dragons.

[@TONvlogs314]

God I hate the fact that this woman can make so much money for such low effort work. I’m currently working a minimum wage fast food job while trying to save up for college and, while my job isn’t the most difficult, it is much more work than I actually get paid for. And minimum wage where I am is much better than some other areas due to how expensive living is here. Also her mentioning the “what are you going to do when McDonalds falls through”, nobody dreams of being at McDonald’s for the rest of their life. They either got trapped there and are attempting to move up or their people who need money for survival. But yeah, her job is so abusive and difficult.. 😒

[@Weeflowerofscotland]

But you will have more self respect and dignity that her always ❤

[@shivalishankersharma1562]

“I don’t eat for views” Me : Gets shrimpgate flashbacks

[@ConcernedCoffee]

I have learned so much! Merc this video was saw raw, Fawk!

[@redflagg69]

She is the queen of talking a ton but not actually saying anything 😂

[@lolalo6344]

Can you imagine if ALR loses her following and has to work in the service industry? She would be convinced even the kindest customer is a 'hater' .

[@MaeyiQuinn]

ill never get over that this channel is called narc alert.. cause narc means something different where I am haha.

[@susieqz813]

What’s it mean? 👀

[@MaeyiQuinn]

@@susieqz813 Means someone snitching on people who use drugs.

[@ahouseofpomegranates4338]

being a youtuber can be a difficult job, i mean look at what swoop is doing for example. then compare to amber...

[@SP-zw3om]

SHE USED TO BE A SKINNY QUEEN

[@MandieTerrier]

Imagine channels that do a lot of research. Write a script and *actually* edit their videos. Then there's Amber

[@razzle8140]

1:25 oh honey

[@hazelnutcase357]

She's not the boring gluetuber. On the contrary her content is so riveting that it gives me nightmares. Oh, wait.... have to be asleep for that.

[@blaze1747]

She’s taken (her) easy money for granted since day one. She will only ever appreciate it when she looses it

[@amberford5658]

Narc...your voice is amazing.❤❤

[@valoripace9038]

So she just outed herself for filming multiple videos in a single day. She admitted she changed her clothes 3 times for 3 separate videos

[@alondraeugenia9910]

The toddler grip she has on her makeup brushes… ITS A POWDER BRUSH DONT EXFOLIATE YOUR FOUNDATION ON YOUR FLABS

[@twinkiesnails8857]

"Im kmown as the most hated youtuber"..... ma'am that is so self important..... we all know who the real most hated youtuber is Onion boy

[@christineschaefer8216]

What a surreal thought.. hanging with alr for a day.. sounds like a fever dream.

[@CherrySpectacles]

Just a reminder that this was ALWAYS Amberlynn's choice. She chose to have this life

[@patbrown8117]

Looking at the older vids and how she looks now, she hasn't aged well, has she? She looks so matronly and middle aged.

[@sounds0fmeows]

she's starting to get the Hungry Fat Chick look.

[@anniesauras_rex]

If “subscribers” have supposedly met her in public, how come there’s no photos of her with those fans? I’ve seen the occasional Cryptid footage of her in Walmart but no actual “fan” meet photos

[@oldwomanranting]

How can she with complete conviction give erroneous information. Zachery Michael absolutely works a full-time job.

[@COREcasual]

When your mind is stuck at age 12...you can just breeze through life and not really worry about things like professionalism

[@RibbinOpinion]

She buys subs. She has to. No one with this many subs gets away with nothing like she does. She does zero giveaways and offers zero incentive to keep people subscribed. Every 2 weeks, her sub count goes up by 1k. I've noticed this since shrimpgate. You're telling me that through the most boring era, she kept that many people enthralled and got new people interested? Nope.

[@_dubs]

Most jobs come with a direct and indirect skillset typically. So if jobs fall through there's something somewhere that fits. Usually.

[@Mama-Dee1969]

OMG is it weird that she looks so tiny at 300 and something (1:58) compared to now Like wow she had a neck and a jawline.... sort of lol

[@Bob.Smith.]

Spending a day with a haydur would mean nothing. The only thing she's decent at is putting on an act. Easy to do for a day. Fake

[@hannermarie973]

watching on the replay cause I missed the upload last night! Ive missed your videos Merc (: ALR confuses me so much she doesn't get how privalliged she is to be able to have made money sitting on her butt eating and lying through her teeth for ten years and now shit is hitting the fan (Hopefully not literally) and she doesn't know what to do so she is saying she 'loves' KZbin again trying to hide her past of being racist, transphobic, horrible, abusive and a liar. She hates it, she hates herself even more. 'her best' is lying, manipulating and retelling stories to try to make her sound like a good person or a victim or both in the stories

[@commentforthealgorithm]

comment for the algorithm

[@RoyalBlue4486]

No one ever talks about how there is a clip of her out there where she says she is 593.6

[@billr3053]

Perhaps because in a subsequent vid she said she misspoke and meant 539.6. I have listed her various weights on a timeline and there the lower number makes sense (fits).

[@pettykittyfam]

Her legit admitting how boring she is... "They react to nothing" 😭 lol deceased ☠️😭 ⚰️ Well ALR it really doesn't matter if you think they shouldn't be able to react to "nothing" as you put it... Lol but nice try 🤣

[@BelfastDutchie]

Aw bless, gorl has never heard of transferable skills and how those allow other people to find new jobs if they lose theirs. She honestly thinks her value is the same of the careers she shat on....

[@twelvesmylimit]

That thumbnail. The shade! 😂

[@shivalishankersharma1562]

Its so weird how soft her demeanor was during the Crystal Era. It is like she was a different person all together

[@DollfaceLizkah]

Because she mirrors every partner/close friend. She has to be exactly like them to manipulate them

[@MA1.5]

The thumbnail 💀

[@boomersoonerbaby3466]

Love to Rio 🥰

[@niax7813]

Zack quit his job to react to Amber, but Amber quit her job to become almost 600lbs on youtube.. that's weird

[@Ms.Behaving]

If what amber does is considered a professional KZbinr, I would make a killing at being a KZbinr even with just a smidge more effort than her

[@titolino73]

She must understand that some reaction channels are really worth...! Her best is constantly staying home vloging lies!

[@ingeborg-anne]

Dat Community reference tho. 12:18

[@pancakesyo]

No commentary during? At all? Oof.

[@BusinessFinancialNetwork]

💀

[@KrystleVoss2013]

Sorry yt to me isnt work. Its a hobby side gig. Not work.

[@cheslxy]

There’s not even “work” on her video to call it a “job”

[@cherrycookie7365]

I don't understand the point of this video. There's no commentary?

[@susieqz813]

I believe it’s just a clip compilation showing how often she brags or complains about being a KZbinr. Just different examples of both over the years.

[@valD527]

Professional to be so boring !

[@swedishmom]

What is a boys and girls club? Sounds like she was a pole dancer!😂😂 💃🕺

[@nakedlauging]

It's an after school program, it's for kids whose parents can't be home when school ends, mainly lower income families. The kids are with an adult and do activities, work on homework, and have a safe, supervised place after school.

[@swedishmom]

@@nakedlauging ok thanks!😅 Nothing to do with pole dancer.😂

[@KrystleVoss2013]

Youth place for kids to play n hang out

[@swedishmom]

@@KrystleVoss2013 hard to believe that she worked there. She must have been a child her self! She's talking bs like she was in the dance group Space.. 🤦‍♀️ Turns out she was helping out on the side. Imagine going through life only on lies!? 1 story she said they (her family) ate a BIG one Thanksgiving dinner and in the next story she said they lived in a trailer with large holes in the floor etc.

[@joergvictor1182]

Her personality back in the day was just SO different omg. She was actually likeable

[@DollfaceLizkah]

Because she was faking it. She mirrored Krystal. She wasn't likeable at all though

[@hazelnutcase357]

😂

[@venomg5799]

5:03 you're literally a nobody

[@jewsaregenocidalhores]

Genuine question, honestly, why do you say “possible narcS” and “other KZbinrs” when you only talk about her. Not hating but why do you use plurals when I just looked through and they’re all about her?

[@TheNarcAlert]

kzbin.info/aero/PLhwv4VnqS9qcCBqPH-JJg6r3hQC3SRwvi

[@RoyalBlue4486]

How hard did you look?