They Got me So F'd Up!! |StoryTime|

[@AmbersCloset]

Damn I talk so FAST when I'm hype....sorry lol

[@DanRiver101]

+Ambers Closet I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks Amber, I needed that laugh!

[@AmbersCloset]

+Wihiria Chilekwa awwwww I didn't know u had a son!! How old is he?! And Aunty Amber is not rich....yet!! Lol

[@cavannyajaneir279]

omg honestly the first thing u talked about I would've handled that WAY diff as in would've pulled out and go to the other line to see if that's the same woman and if it was I would've told her "something" and still order what I needed and the second thing u did the normal thing but mii im crazii so I would've said "oh I'm sorry Mam but if yo dumb ass can't see that I'm a freaking female then go get yo ass some glasses Mam" then I would've walked off with the basket in my hand and come back look him dead in the eye and say are u happy Mam

[@GinGeeNJujuBee]

It literally gets so out of hand that you just get worked up all over again. Dead ass tho

[@tiffanysd925]

+Ambers Closet

[@shaunicec4144]

Am I the only one that died laughing at the end (7:25) 😂😂😂😂 .

[@kyaira9881]

😂😂😂😂 its was funny asf "out heeerrreeeee"

[@heatherforrest3862]

Girl, you are seriously hilarious! I totally agree with you on both points. Sometimes people need to be told what they're doing isn't right. Just like you said, if you have to be the example, so be it, then they can try and correct that behavior for the next person (well hopefully anyway). I loved that you said goodnight ma'am! That jerk totally deserved it! ♡

[@therealnyrose]

"have a great night ma'am" im so deaddd😂😂

[@RandomDesireVeronica]

"Have a great night ma'am! Have a great night ma'am!" I'm so done! Lmfao.

[@Paradisegal0226]

Love your story times, you're funny. The grocery store one I would not show that he got on my nerves. Sometimes people actually enjoy that they pissed you off. For them it's mission accomplished! Hell no, I'm mad yes however I won't let him have the satisfaction oh knowing he got to me. I'd just say thank you, have a blessed day sir. On the other hand sometimes they are in their own world and don't even notice things. even after you spoke. As for the McDonald's incident. I wouldn't show she got to me. However I'd ask what was the issue and why was the other line being served while I was asked to wait. I may have even asked a manager, rather than her rude self. Keep up with your awesome videos. That Thirst one had me in tears. Thank you for that, cause I honestly needed a good laugh. Much love from Canada.

[@Genie2386]

LOL "Goodnight MA'AM".... I'm so done.

[@harlie3724]

Girllll, you're tripping a little about the MDs drive through haha but that security dude situation was handled like it should of! 😂

[@harlie3724]

Also, I freaking love you!

[@niqpindigo979]

+Amberscloset thought she was trippen to but when she put it in the way that the two lines are meant to be quick service, tht is soo true.

[@JDog_1219]

Omg Amber your story times are the BEST!! 😂 honestly I don't think your trippin at all! The McDonald's incident has happened to me before and it pissed me off as well haha. Also the way you handled the security guard was perfect! You should make more story times! They brighten my day so much because you just tell stories so well!

[@jadirabonilla7999]

You handled it pretty well!!! 😜🙌🏾 lmao "Good night Ma'am" lol that was a good one😉👌🏾 I just LOVE LOVE LOVE your story times! 😝 You are way too funny! I freaking love you! Can't get enough of you I swear 😩😻✨💎❤️

[@camocema6288]

LMAO. I love story time Amber. You are crazy in a good way! Always doing the right thing and standing up for the right cause. I wish I had your courage. Im also love how much detail you remember from your stories, keep 'em coming.

[@sabrinashimxo]

"HAVE A GREAT NIGHT MA'AM" 😂😂😂😂 i can't 😂😂😂 u are something else Amber. lol but he disrespectful talking bout sir, RUDE.

[@downtowns07]

I just love your rants. You always say it like it is. Keep getting it girl :) Much love!!

[@Jeanette3]

that McDonald's thing has happened to me before too. I waited 10 mins one time to place my order while the other line was getting their orders taken! pissed me off!! 😒😠

[@Kimberly_Rochelle]

Oh my gosh Amber!!!! This was the funniest ever in life!!! I am over here cracking up! Whoo wee!! I love it!

[@BreesWonderland420]

"Got me fucked up out heeeeere!" and that dance with the head tilt.... I'm dead. I literally almost died from laughter. 😂😂😂

[@oliviaotamiri6211]

I've been at the library all day and night for an exam I have in about 8hours and this was a perfect break for me else I was loosing my mind over this damn Tax module! Anyway! I absolutely love you Amber! And McDonald's was outta line. I hate when people don't recognise how they treat the customer. And I'm sooo glad you addressed the security guard! He was hella rude. You always crack me up! Thanks for the video! ❤😍

[@nicolegulino]

YAAAS BOO GO AWFF 🙌🏻👏🏻 I looooooove when you rant!!!!! I hate how awful service to customers is at fast food restaurants sometimes smh.

[@shancc2011]

man i was cryinggggg lmao, u had every right to be mad with both situations 100%

[@ChelseaNeKole93]

Bruh I waited 15 mins for sweet tea at McDonalds and when I finally got it and took a sip it was some kind of wizard coke product concoction!! Snapchat got a ear full that day 😡 I wanted to go back so BADDDD!!!!

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂

[@leharhone5500]

+angela silva AmbersCloset

[@mariahgreen3661]

Ambers Closet I love when you do the slow down on words and phrases it cracks me up I'm over here crying Lmao!!! I love it!!!

[@jalensmommy3837]

ugh finally I can sit down and watch your videos, I just had my son a week and 3days ago and motherhood takes all my time . but thank gosh he's sleeping right now so I can enjoy a video of yours 😍

[@AmbersCloset]

Awww congrats!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@jalensmommy3837]

+Ambers Closet thankk youu ! ❤❤❤

[@nepps6766]

LMFAOO!!! Me and Amber can't hang out cause I would've been like "yes friend! Let's park the car and go let these burger flippers have it! Cause they got us fucked up!" Lmfaoo

[@LovLocs58]

In the situ with the McDonald's drive-thru, you were absolutely right to feel you should have your order filled before the next customer. The clerk was rude and unprofessional. And, in the situ with the security guard, he was totally out of line, your response was spot on, and I would've done the same thing.

[@LifeInReversePaula]

I was stressing and you just put a huge smile on my face with this one. LOL! I get the "Sir" with my voice if I'm going through a drive-through sometimes. When they see me they never apologize. They just look confused. LOL! But the face-to-face... that was just outright disrespect. There is no confusing your gender. He was being a jerk. But your narrative on it.... LOL! Hilarious!

[@iamquita3]

You handled both situations perfectly. Apparently they got you f*cked up! 😂😂

[@TiffanySDancy]

"Everybody got me fucked up out hereeeeee.!" 😂😂😌 Ah, I love you.

[@ellieinprogress4180]

I have an addiction to binge watching your storylines. I love them Sm. Please make more ❤️. Love you xx

[@_niakay]

I started screaming when you said "Have a great night ma'am" AMBER! 😂😭🔥🔥🔥

[@sashalove6155]

😂😂 Amber they got you really f**k up. The moment you called him Ma'ma

[@scorpiodread75]

lmaooooo "good night ma'am! Good night!" kmsl!!! I had someone call me sir too. I laughed cuz I actually did look like a dude from behind **shrugs**...you're not crazy though

[@ashleynicole8979]

I die laughing at every one of your stories 😂 these were so funny !!

[@stephanieryman503]

Another great story time rant Amber! Thank you your the bomb! And yeah your deff not wrong or crazy..your mad funny u pick the perfect time to do that high pitch/fast talk thing had me dyingggg lmao 😂😂 your a boss I loveeee youuu ugh!! 😍😘🙌🏼💋💘

[@normafloyd]

I'm so glad things like that irritate u too. I just thought I was crazy when ppl are always like calm down, it's not that serious and I'm like y'all got me all the way fucked up.

[@MySweetGirl1088]

Omgosh 😄😄 "ma'am" 😂😂💀 Best story time 😄😄

[@caseymaake2018]

Amber you are just so amazing...you handled the situations quite well. GOT MAD LOVE FOR YA

[@jaylinmaffett3004]

Gawsh, I Love Amber's Story Times 😭❤️

[@CRYSIANO]

Killed me at "Have a great night ma'am!" I just died.

[@krystalmeshawn]

bruhhhh lol I love you. I wish I had the courage to stand up to people like that.

[@jessebadillo5359]

😂😂😂 I'm sorry but I lmao u tell it with such feeling !!!! u did good amber !!! 👍🙌 I needed that thank U so much . I love ur story times !!! & I been called sir to & I have corrected them to .

[@Goddmn47]

it's about damn time I am here on time thank God I love these story lmaooo

[@ANNYEONGAMZ]

i never knew i could get this emotional about mcdonalds before

[@cecemoon1208]

I just smiled/laughed from ear to ear :) !!! You're too much, luv it :-p.

[@tatatech1]

I love you so much! I couldn't wait until I got off work to watch , I just opened the video up right here. You crack me up!!! And I have chewed McDonald's a new ass more times than not so I of course would vote for the U-ey!!! I know that you don't have the time, but I could watch story time from you every day!!!!

[@tolupuplove]

I need more of your story times in my life!!!! I would be livid in both situations omg I think you was right the way you handled it. Like damn

[@analisenichole7342]

Lmao those slo-mo deep voice edits 😂😂😂 Hi from a new subscriber, Amber! ❤️

[@lesliegonzales8186]

When I'm having a stressed out day I go to your videos make me feel better

[@BB-pe6fw]

lol the second one made my laughed my ass out til water came from my eye😂😂

[@chocolatmood]

I'm still too busy laughing at your clapback 😂😂😂

[@MissManicMuffin]

You should've hit up MD's twitter and told them about it to get that discount tho................. Also that Sir thing, you handled that perfectly. I get Sir'd sometimes for no damn reason and when I say something and they get that homophobic smirk and "apologize" well... maybe I should do my own story time lol . ANYways, love these story time videos, always happy to see a new vid of yours on my dash :)

[@woahniccole7964]

Yoo Amber I'm Done With You 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm Literally In Tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭 This Just Started My Day 😂😂😂 It's 3:50 AM & I Already Done Had A Day Maker . No Fr This I Think Is The Funniest Shit On Your Page 😂😂😂👏

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂😂glad u like it! Lol

[@sexyida05]

Bye Amber! Hit him with tha "ma'am". 😂😂😂😂

[@AmbersCloset]

😂🙌🏽

[@mainlyniayah5827]

+Ambers Closet tbh your are pretty🌺✨✋, u crazy😜, you always make me laugh😂, you always inspire me to do good in school🏫🆒,you are the most funniest person on earth 😜😛😝😋🌎,You always fucking people😡😡😈😈💯💯💰💸💥🔫, you always slay on them bitches that are hatters😂😂😂💣💉🔪🔫💰💸 My Snap:Keniayahlovesme My IG:Livin.life.nini

[@neuchler1]

First of all I love how you tell stories because I feel like I'm one of your homies like you are really telling ME this story. Second of all bahahahahaha😩😩😩😩 everybody got you fucked up?!?!? That was hilarious! Storytime has to be my favorite 💕

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂thank you CoCo!

[@sierrajanaee]

"Have a great night ma'am have a great night" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@m_epiphanym_epiphany3657]

@Ambers Closet U should of hit that U turn girl! My wife always gets mistaken for sir all the time. This one incident I will never forget. We were at the mall and we went to the restroom and as we were walking in, we couldn't help and notice some girl stare at us and we immediately knew what was coming. We went along with our business and as we were washing and drying our hands, a female security rolled in and was like staring at us and of course I knew what was up, so I called my wife by her name and we started to walk out and the female security was right behind us and she was smiling. Of course, I get more offended than my wife and I turn around and say, she's a female and kept on walking. Then we stop at this little sunglass stand and the girl we saw at the restroom was the person who was selling the sunglasses and she says to my wife, " I'm sorry for calling security on you, I thought you were a guy," my wife was like, " its okay," and I'm like no its not, next time look closely before making assumptions, she was like, I feel so bad, do you want a discount on the glasses, I was like staring at her like (eyeballs about to pop out) and I said, I'm walking away for your safety! People be so stupid sometimes...I wonder sometimes like don't they see there boobs or that maybe there wearing 2 pairs of earings or something!!!! They really piss me off.

[@socialitesue]

Amber I was displeased with McDonald's not giving me enough jelly for my breakfast sandwiches that I called the headquarters and made a complaint and had like a weeks worth of free breakfast in coupons sent to me. Let them know which location and they will most def compensate you even after the fact!

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂😂So Amazing!!😭😭

[@ANNYEONGAMZ]

"i was so upset by this, i was actually, appalled." IM CRYIGND I LOVE HER

[@babbeyjaneh8292]

Lmao the ending. 😂😂😂 I used to endle shit real bad with a negative attitude but today, the more patient I try to be everyday the better it gets. I say keep positive and don't take it too personal. Not everyone are good employees. 😅🙄😳🤗

[@bluecandyfloss1413]

Haha Amber we all would have hit that U turn, love ur story times 😂👌🏽

[@savdaukei7481]

I get called sir all the time lol 😂😂😂😂 it's annoying.

[@lizzetrivera4197]

"Goodnight ma'am "😂😂👌

[@soniaxo9865]

i get so excited wen i see a new story time !!

[@Ladiii_]

3:22 - 3:26 killed me when she said appalled

[@Iamkeramone]

Lol I feel like you're still so very pissed off. I feel you tho. It was nice meeting you at Maya's celebration! You're so kind xo

[@madisonvincent2361]

I loved your reply to the security guard. That was boss.

[@ziles2934]

lol the scene at the grocery store this keeps me laughing....................... its so like me when walking somewhere or every where but i just shake them off......

[@RedsGrl23]

I remember you venting on SC about this, still hilarious! 😂

[@veronicapikes2076]

Lmfao! She be killin me on these storytimes!

[@reninawynn7606]

Yooo Amberrr there was just a moment I was just watching and think your sooo adorable when u get riled up

[@drkwolfhere]

I absolutely love the way you handled it. I have crazy crack head neighbors i am dealing with right now. I feel the same if i have to jump on that crazy train to prove a point well tooot...toooot..lol If i don't put a foot down you know someone after me will also have to put up with the theft and harassments.

[@jaiar3817]

Lmao I love your story times. And with the McDonald's one I probably would of drove up and ordered at the window f it.

[@girlfriends]

yay for storytime

[@veronicajade20]

Lmao!!! Too hilarious. No you're not crazy, and I probably would've have said something to hurt that security guard's feelings.

[@luciafeeney1859]

Ambers stories are always the best😂👌🏻

[@libbyjanefoster]

Oh Amber, I fucking love you😂 you go girllllll. I'm so happy you're out here sassing people back bc I ain't got the balls for that. 😂

[@ahnaliyahrobles5575]

"Goodnight Ma'am,Goodnight"😂

[@joaquinanthony206]

1 ur not crazy 2 ur not crazy

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂🙏🏽

[@theecouple1020]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am literally dying from this video! That's how it is with McDonald's! You should've went back and got that free meal because that is not acceptable .

[@savageg7155]

Lmaoo I get that too, they'll be like sir and when they find out I'm a woman they like oh. With their eyes wide open😂

[@imanijohnson7112]

ialways watch your videos and tell my friends about . u make mi laugh so much thank you amber

[@reeseebadazz]

😂😂😂😂 Amber you're hilarious!!

[@nadiabelakbir2911]

Lol you tell stories so well even if it was like little red riding hood you would tell the story like a boss 😂👊🏽

[@kimberleystultz4272]

You need to do waayyyyy more story times. I'M DYING

[@LifeWithRylene]

😂😂 handled perfectly in our Virgo way

[@shescalledtoni]

lmao! She gets so into these story times I love it 😂

[@lalapink2809]

loving your rant stories

[@Sorceressofstars]

Yup... I would of of lost my temper! My friends slowly walk away cuz they know when someone's gonna get told. Sometimes it needs to happen!!

[@meishasmith2577]

good night ma'am!! lmaoooo I dead

[@torijay8669]

Hit the u-turn boo!!!!😂😂😂❤️have a great night ma'am ROTFL😂😂

[@shayb1111]

Told my mom about the grocery store situation and my mom laughed cuz she's been called sir as well and never knew how to deal with it until now!!

[@teetease2000]

You should have said good night "Top flight security". Handled it like a boss!

[@kathrinapittman3453]

Love watching you!!! Always so entertaining

[@Corazondejesus1225]

you did great Amber handled it well. I be piss waiting at McDonald's like hurry tf up people love ya

[@angiebalser233]

I'm dead by u said "AND DEMAND ANSWERS FOR THIS" at 2:49 ish

[@MeganKMoffett11]

Story time got me LOL'ing. 😭😭😭

[@XxMissAllisonxX]

The intro killled meeeee 😂

[@ErinR1213]

I love your story times!! i love you Amber! 💕💙😍

[@shadowdesires3001]

Amber you got the best storytimes

[@cherisepeters665]

Hahahahahahahaha @ the ending got me fucked up lololol I'm dying

[@marydelcid6259]

omg amber i always watch and re watch ur videos and laugh again love you 😽