Marrying minors, too. Never forget Prophet Muhammed and his pedophilia.
@markusvlad721721 сағат бұрын
I need a salt in my eyes
@Khaisz.12 күн бұрын
When even newborns who hasn't seen the sunlight yet has -43 opinion of you, you must done something wrong in life.
@crossbo534511 күн бұрын
mfs in plato's cave could tell.
@blarg242911 күн бұрын
@@crossbo5345 He steps into the cave and they think his shadow is evil itself made manifest.
@joryfarice11 күн бұрын
Boom
@jakel58016 күн бұрын
😂
@StickongaVA12 күн бұрын
"I will have them compete over how much they like me" "no YOU like him the most" "No yOU like him the most"
@KaiserCeaser10 күн бұрын
Nobody is gay for moleman
@jarrod75212 күн бұрын
_I need to breed out the ugly_ 15 seconds later: _With this religion I can marry my cousin..._ I don't think that's going to work out as well as you think it will...
@SW-qk9jx12 күн бұрын
This video had me checking if the playback speed was set to zero on several occasions. Also, if the playback drunkenness was set to zero. Love you always, AA
@ZendikarMage427509 күн бұрын
Well, he took the Pure-Blooded trait, so... heh heh
@Likesouh12 күн бұрын
my life, the experience.
@ambiguousamphibian12 күн бұрын
Hope it gets better for you
@yskiptopia12 күн бұрын
😮@@ambiguousamphibian
@King_of_Cards12 күн бұрын
hope you can find and woo a maid
@azpont727512 күн бұрын
Don't worry, your bloodline can be redeemed from your genepool within a few generations.
@fetzen642412 күн бұрын
Just rubbed one out for you bro🤝
@kotriften12 күн бұрын
Most attractive paradox gamer
@ambiguousamphibian12 күн бұрын
Blushing
@vermiworm12 күн бұрын
Emperor Egbert Hildebrand is a fascinating individual. At once crippled, hideously deformed and plagued with illness, yet also strangely durable, like a craggy flaking boulder.
@thebandofbastards493411 күн бұрын
He is blessed by Nurgle.
@qhu387810 күн бұрын
@@thebandofbastards4934 praise be to papa nurgle
@sdbegotist8 күн бұрын
He’s photo-realistic Meatwad
@danielhale112 күн бұрын
AA: spends the game as an intensely ugly man marrying attractive women to breed out the ugly AA: "I'd like to thank my patrons, who are all extremely, extremely attractive..." Patrons: *nervous sweating*
@voided_sun10 күн бұрын
Money is quite attractive
@lordalseth12 күн бұрын
firing your entire court to get out of debt when not a single one of your 74 HOLDINGS are making money because you’re over your limit of 7 is a power move. this is the kind of quality gameplay i come here for
@kylepessell13507 күн бұрын
Not to mention that he would have had far less problems with everyone hating him if he'd matched the local religion instead of picking one that the majority of his people view as evil and thus comes with a hefty opinion malus.
@saintsea-hat78916 күн бұрын
America moment
@patrickwilliams769510 күн бұрын
This is genuinely the first time I've seen somebody create a character I would classify as "Actively difficult to look at", I've had to tab away from the video multiple times because I genuinely cannot stare at Egbert for longer than three seconds.
@acheron1612 күн бұрын
I am surprised that even a creature from Silent Hill is able to find a spouse
@LordDragox41212 күн бұрын
In these times, that creature could become a president!
@Moody-Boy11 күн бұрын
So accurate! I just can’t stop laughing every time I see Egbert on screen 😂
@beebco12 күн бұрын
I like how we had Ned Lamont, governor of Connecticut as your cup bearer and Phil Scott, governor of Vermont as the court physician
@Blazeit-rj3eb12 күн бұрын
What about Larry hogan from maryland
@hansstrudel961411 күн бұрын
And did he take Kamala Harris as a wife?
@kingofravens21511 күн бұрын
@@hansstrudel9614 I believe so lol
@Thund3rDrag0n1212 күн бұрын
7:55 As a Connecticut resident seeing fucking Ned Lamont in one of these videos gave me the most severe whiplash of my life
@RealTrey1912 күн бұрын
Ned Lamont is my favorite medieval European ruler
@HEAVENCALLERX11 күн бұрын
Malloy's son could've been treasurer
@roddyeskew3909Күн бұрын
Milquetoast governor jumpscare
@Vok25011 күн бұрын
Crazy that this game opens every single campaign with the giant text saying "CUMANIA" in the middle of the screen.
@transformersloverjon11 күн бұрын
Sperm Mania?
@justsomepepperwithamustach20778 күн бұрын
Cumans were cool
@stevenclark16625 күн бұрын
Thise darn Cumans, sacking Skalitz
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic889523 сағат бұрын
Im feeling quite hungry
@Zeales12 күн бұрын
Can you do an opposite run of this one? Literally make 5000 babies and take over the world Genghis khan-style.
@kingofravens21511 күн бұрын
Maybe as a mongol as well that would be interesting!
@boltfantasticated970511 күн бұрын
He’d need a mod to uncap the amount of kids you can have. The limit is 8 before the game starts actively trying to kill one of your kids I believe.
@Itsabl_r11 күн бұрын
Literally would die laughing if that worked 😂
@TaranTaranov10 күн бұрын
@@boltfantasticated970514 if you have concubines or 4 spouses. If you kill them it resets sometimes
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
@@boltfantasticated9705I had up to 15 baby's even as a African woman before. Just take good care of them. And give them a good education.
@Dafeaz12 күн бұрын
Someone named Egbert Hildegard is gonna watch this and be like "Wait wtf"
@muleorastromule349112 күн бұрын
They already know.
@otaconarcadia737212 күн бұрын
4:10 A soul still burns in the Monster Factory.
@Drakith9012 күн бұрын
No middle sliders!
@Alizudo12 күн бұрын
I need another Monster Factory video so badly (ToT)
@wumbology607210 күн бұрын
No middle sliders!
@tyborg412 күн бұрын
My daily grind personified:
@adriansumega328412 күн бұрын
77/6 holdings Age of court guests 219 Wtf am I looking at?!
@janedoe711612 күн бұрын
Crusader Kings 3, THE SCROTUM EXPERIENCE
@ShayLaLaLooHoo12 күн бұрын
"Breed the ugly out of the next generation!" The debatably dubious eugenics run.
@tommeakin173212 күн бұрын
CK3 exists so that Hoi4 players, bereft of the true 1930's Germany experience, can feel whole and...pure again
@muleorastromule349112 күн бұрын
Come on, there's nothing problematic about a "Pure-Blooded" trait that gives buffs.
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic889523 сағат бұрын
Yes yes buzzword eugenics
@AnonymousI512 күн бұрын
"Gertrude is objectively an ugly name" Ssundee says otherwise
@Alizudo12 күн бұрын
I haven't heard Ssundee's name in over a decade, good Lord.
@mushroomsamba8212 күн бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite historical setting, the city of Baltimore in 1066.
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
I wonder how it really looked at that time.
@honkhonk50007 күн бұрын
Trees
@tgheretford12 күн бұрын
That awkward moment when a purposely generated hideous character has had more romantic success in five minutes than I have had in a lifetime.
@Br3ttM12 күн бұрын
If you look at why they accepted, I think there was a +150 modifier for "marrying up", so they were only accepting for political reasons. "It's good to be king".
@someguycalledcerberus980512 күн бұрын
The ability to marry women by buying them from their local lord without any input from the woman does do wonders to your love life, I tell you.
@LordDragox41212 күн бұрын
@@someguycalledcerberus9805 -women- *children
@victorportengen794110 күн бұрын
The character only had success with virtual computer-generated people, so actually the same amount of romantic success as you.
@ujustgotpwned200812 күн бұрын
Ah yes, the Habsburg Everything.
@Firestar-TV11 күн бұрын
,,With this I can marry my Cousin" Yes, definitely 😂
@P0PE41812 күн бұрын
so relatable, especially the trying to please your wife from a neighbouring kingdom who's language you don't know
@ricks575612 күн бұрын
9:51 an Islamic king, marrying Christian wives ... I'm sure THAT will not backfire at all.
@Amy_the_Lizard11 күн бұрын
Works well if you turn on religious tolerance...if not, well...I hope you either have Christian Syncretism, or gave befriended them prior to marrying them. My Taoist Witch adventurer is happily married to a Muslim woman who has +100 opinion of him, but I romanced her before marrying her so I could invite her to camp
@TheEarthSausage12 күн бұрын
Larry hogan was the recent governor of Maryland. It’s funny how he is in this mod
@fleacythesheepgirl12 күн бұрын
I love how much he naturally looked like Henry the 8th after adding the unattractive traits🤣
@drewgensey372812 күн бұрын
"Breed out the ugly" Ah, good to see AA going for good old fashioned eugenics
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
If you are not breeding in ck3, you are playing it wrong 😊.
@austinclements801011 күн бұрын
oh my god he made a thumb-thumb from Spy Kids
@cgt370412 күн бұрын
1:14 Never thought Joe Biden was a thousand years old. Must be an anime character
@funnycat996210 күн бұрын
Really? I thought that sounded about right.
@wonderlandeldemonanastasi5 күн бұрын
I must pause at 6:27 to state that I put this on while eating breakfast. Egbert's unattractiveness is so powerful that I am so repulsed I cannot stomach another bite of my food. The man could use his looks for psychological warfare, I'm telling you.
@adognamedcat1311 күн бұрын
8:35 Larry Hogan is the former governor of maryland
@cyphi47411 күн бұрын
Club footed, but on the wooden leg. You should name him "Please kill me now".
@KittyNoodlesPPC11 күн бұрын
I think this may be the first time I have ever genuinely been horrified on BEHALF of one of your poor characters. Well done sir.
@GoodGamer300012 күн бұрын
Bro running the United States of Alabama
@Armybrock12 күн бұрын
All the options for court physician are past and present state governors.
@hippiedude22328 күн бұрын
4:30 ...not even zoidberg would eat that.
@Jmey22x4 күн бұрын
I had to stop at this exact point because I couldn't comprehend what I just watched fully
@lollypopalopicus12 күн бұрын
A new Ambiguous Amphibian video. A fortuitous occasion.
@SHRUGGiExyz11 күн бұрын
My man Egbert Hildegard of Mauf lookin like a newly sprouted parasol mushroom 👑
@floridamanwentwild441112 күн бұрын
I love how you didnt notice tifit was a lesbian as well
@ABoredGod11 күн бұрын
lesbian just means try harder
@floridamanwentwild441111 күн бұрын
@@ABoredGod I dont think those words hold up well out of context
@Svevsky10 күн бұрын
Shouldve been a hint that her name was pronounced as "defeat"
@smiegto8 күн бұрын
i think the reason she didnt hate the charafcter as much is because sexual dis-attraction isnt a thing if you arent of the sexuality thats attracted but im unsure.
@shawnconway995711 күн бұрын
I would think you fixed being club footed while being one legged... but your surgeon removed the wrong leg.
@midgematic86597 күн бұрын
Egbert quite literally looks like a wart-infested snail, and yet he now has a special place in my hear me out cake
@ickyickyptang943311 күн бұрын
The gasp when you named him. My very handsome Pepaw was named Egbert.... that being said, he did hate his name.
@Asurnasurpal12 күн бұрын
I literally changed my name irl TO Hildegard, and my second choice was gonna be Maud💀
@madpie514712 күн бұрын
ikr maud is probably my favorite name
@marcosrafael685812 күн бұрын
That's actually pretty cool, and I bet you would be a fascinating person to chat with during a party or farmer's market
@ThogDontCare12 күн бұрын
Probably would've been better off with Humphrey or Bartholomew
@Asurnasurpal11 күн бұрын
@@marcosrafael6858 Aww thank you! That's absolutely the vibe I wanna give off
@ABoredGod11 күн бұрын
wtf
@kiantayebzadgan458012 күн бұрын
Guys i think he is turning into a paradox KZbinr...
@ambiguousamphibian12 күн бұрын
Making me blush
@cgt370412 күн бұрын
Good. I needed someone to warn me if i should buy the next dlc paradox decides to make (depending on how much affects the game)
@plasticbazooka12 күн бұрын
@@cgt3704The answer to that question is always both no and obviously yes. Paradox DLC is almost as bad as Warhammer 40K, both in cost and time you're gonna spend on it.
@cgt370412 күн бұрын
@@plasticbazooka as a paradox player, i agree with your statement
@Tentumon1118 күн бұрын
"That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me." "Wait, really?" "Yes, most of the time its just horrified screaming."
@averagestalkr83549 күн бұрын
"This one is ok" as he hovers over a 9 year old is devious
@ribbonstrand839811 күн бұрын
You know it's going to be a good video when, on finishing chargen and going to the realm select, AA's little guy looks like someone dressed up the baby from Eraserhead.
@thesuspiciousorange25264 күн бұрын
11:57 I like how immediately after you say "we have to get those numbers up" her affinity for you dropped.
@carto402812 күн бұрын
13:20 i should call her...
@TheGalacticMarine11 күн бұрын
No you shouldnt , its gonna end up the same.
@MassiveiusBiggus12 күн бұрын
This video is a great appetizer and moisturizer.
@daviddenver588312 күн бұрын
All hail the green reptile, for he blessed us again with a video one will take upon his soul with joy and gratitude.
@MassiveiusBiggus12 күн бұрын
@@daviddenver5883 Amen to that, brother.
@Tortue-et-Fitness12 күн бұрын
4:16 David sculpture? Yeah, a David Lynch sculpture
@Zomby_Goast12 күн бұрын
"The Ugly" @0:25 just reminds me of an oblivion NPC lol
@JETWTF11 күн бұрын
Not quite there, you can do much worse in Oblivion and the character creator kinda forces it by having all the sliders connected including skin tone and age sliders connected to each other and all the others. Moving all the sliders in Oblivion to the left is more an exercise in futility but the results can be amazing lol.
@Zomby_Goast10 күн бұрын
@@JETWTF Oh I know of the monstrosities that can be made in the character creator lol. I meant the pre-made NPCs that try to look like normal human(oids) but just have this specific uncanniness to them.
@ShamHGrateful11 күн бұрын
Egbert Hildegard of Maud seeing this: ayo wtf
@tenacityxl12 күн бұрын
Finally, I can RP as myself :D
@DARKarknar11 күн бұрын
This Nightmarish abomination makes me Physically uncomfortable and ill....Great Job!
@velarswood11 күн бұрын
Omg the shady music when he starts talking about courting kids made me cry
@charlesmaples838111 күн бұрын
I feel like ambigous amphibian plays games by just ignoring everything he possibly can lmao. "oh that's lord gwyn, the last boss of darks souls... whatever I'll just ignore it"
@dendrien11 күн бұрын
your health is your wealth. now thats deep man, wise words.
@ImTronk11 күн бұрын
7:46 Hiring the former governor of Connecticut to prevent yourself from being assassinated is the most lukewarm security detail I’ve ever heard
@thesaviorofsouls521012 күн бұрын
I was not ready for the apearence reveal, looks like a vile molten snail in gravy
@Dorkling11 күн бұрын
I like to make self-insert characters when I play this sort of game too.
@VibeJunkies10 күн бұрын
King Egbert throwing HANDS from the grave right now
@hakundus876710 күн бұрын
Please another 10 parts of this. I neeeeed it. Egbert need to recover his kingdom!
@UnaEligiturDeo12 күн бұрын
As a beautiful person, I need this video to see how the others must live.
@RadicalEdward_11512 күн бұрын
Eh probably mid
@ABoredGod11 күн бұрын
self glaze
@chattychatotchannel9 күн бұрын
If you seriously want to learn about people with visible differences like burn victims, those with scars and missing limbs and other disabled people and the challenges they face there's a really good charity called Changing Faces which has some really good educational resources about the discrimination people face like hate crimes, difficulty finding employment and lack of representation in media
@TheRealMichelozzo11 күн бұрын
Had a genuine LOL at the whole catholic revolt part of the episode XD
@xMaugrex11 күн бұрын
Egbert the Careless and Hildibrand Mandeville have been slandered this day
@friendlyporkchop10 күн бұрын
"whatever, let's just ignore the plague and move on" hm that sounds familiar
@Yelvis6111 күн бұрын
I couldn’t stop thinking about you at work today thanks for uploading
@drivnundead639811 күн бұрын
Good news is that you were no longer over domain limit after that war.
@SatanicBeard12 күн бұрын
#2 sounds exactly like my inner monologue as a teenager, trying to pick someone up every weekend..
@gordyhowitzer11 күн бұрын
Now I'm not trying to backseat game here, but next time you're playing crusader kings, keep an eye out for bright red indicators that something is going wrong. For instance, if you're holding every single county yourself, you basically get nothing out of them - at 8:03, in the top right corner you'll see your demesne limit, try to stay somewhere near that number of held counties and you'll have a much easier time 8D. You can even give some land to your hideous progeny!
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
Oh he knew. It was a mercy kill at this point. 😅
@Gochen8612 күн бұрын
"Fires of Perserverance" you say? Nah. More like "Funeral pyre of my siblings".
@hamzacasdasdasd12 күн бұрын
İ dont know how but every time you send a video i somehow feel it and look at your channel
@JiggyWiggles12 күн бұрын
Cornflake homunculus
@aviary644212 күн бұрын
Rejoice! For our true (very attractive) King, AmbiguousAmphibian, has returned!
@Limrasson11 күн бұрын
Current playthrough highlights: >Start as Mögyer adventurer. Thinking it will be fun to adventure, go throguh the hungarian migration, raid and then take some land with the homies. ÁRPÁD FAILS THE MIGRATION. Next tuesday I'm already in the Himalayas, looking for a wife. >Get a daughter who takes over, I try what happens if I support the peasants. ... I'm not leader of a peasant rebellion. ... I'm now a Scottish princess. >Prepare son to merge Mögyers and Scots (Oh the horror). He is killed by a boar. >My next character is a daughter who isn't matriliniarry married, so oh-uh. Somehow manage a male heir. Raise him to be the ideal knight of justice. His non-dynasty brothers still gonna be a problem, but no matter he is going to have time this character is probably gonna die by the time he is an adult. >This characters lives to be 88. My ideal heir is a reclusive alcoholic who is prone to charitable acts under the influence. But at least got to merge the two cultures, prepare for Scoto-Mögyer horse archers roflmao. >Prince doesn't even get the capital as inheritance. He is just and compassionate, gonna have a meltdown if I just try revoking titles. I send spy to nephew, turns out he is a deviant. AHA! I justly take his land. Then unjustly take my brothers' land anyway which is retroactively justified when they rebell against my tyranny...the realm demands it brothers. >Currently I'm #1 contributor to a Crusade that is ongoing for over 10 years at this point and all the AI does is that Mill of Death ants do. The AI is completely cooked and broken at this point.
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
In worst case you can adopt someone if you have time to change the culture. Otherwise your only chance is creating a voting law from your primary title.
@godking_ginge11 күн бұрын
"Breed the ugly out of the next generation." I need this on a shirt lol
@GarfielddGarfield10 күн бұрын
0:25 Wow, I didn’t know you could play as Asmongold! Although, technically, he should have all the diseased treats too, considering his lifestyle.
@RS-nk7bd12 күн бұрын
Ah yes: Man appears in the world Tries to have coitus with his wife Instantly dies What a legend.
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
That would make a interesting plot for a adult film.
@Drakith9012 күн бұрын
Lookin like a shapeshifter from Oglaf
@juliamavroidi860112 күн бұрын
Can't believe I haven't thought of doing the Breed Out the Ugly challenge in Crusader Kings instead of Sims before this video
@molybdaen118 күн бұрын
With adventurer lifestyle, it's now perfectly acceptable to give up your realm and start from scratch. You can even become stronger by collecting a new culture and rare men at arms from far away country's.
@isaacsanford6340Күн бұрын
"Not even if you were the last man on earth!" -plague strikes- "You were saying... ?"
@davet358811 күн бұрын
"Let's ignore the plague and move on" American government role-playing lmfao
@DanishJawa11 күн бұрын
Omg. He looks like Sterling's cornflake homunculus.
@NichlasJensen-p4d-marxist10 күн бұрын
I looked at the title and my brain went if it's a guy he can't look that bad. then looked at the character and my brain went sir you are just playing as my big toe. how can make CK3 character look that bad?
@Tsvetii11 күн бұрын
If you think the name Egbert is unattractive, you clearly underestimate the sex appeal of Speedy Eggbert my friend
@williek0847211 күн бұрын
“I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!” -Egbert Hildegard Maud, 1066 CE
@kirekum12 күн бұрын
Glad your ok and safe much love
@MattePurpleHat12 күн бұрын
HELL YEAH!! does this have a VOD perchance? 👀
@Kinkerz9210 күн бұрын
I work with someones name is Egbert and he's as creepy as this character! Props love it 😂
@velarswood11 күн бұрын
4:09 Jesus christ, I'm trying to eat here.
@GarfielddGarfield10 күн бұрын
20:14 damn I didn’t remember John looking like this in Homestuck!
@Guile_The_Exile12 күн бұрын
AA unintentionally made a monster for an unreleased Silent Hill game ☠️☠️☠️
@canariawing9 күн бұрын
20:13 i don't know how you did it, but you gave birth to the protagonist of homestuck. i don't know what part of this is the most cursed
@user-c87811 күн бұрын
Congrats! Your most cursed CK3 video to date!
@incontinentia311910 күн бұрын
My dude out here roleplaying as the Loathsome Dungeater.